This bullshit has finally hit my job. Not me personally (as I know better than the other suckers) as I won't go into details but there is now an "investigation" going on and a high profile (meaning big spender) customer has been banned from doing business with us because a woman has opened her mouth saying that she felt bad because he was making "inappropriate" (in her mind) comments.
This is bullshit and it's time that we men fight back. We do it by withdrawing all male attention from all women at work. From now on, no female co-worker will get any attention from me outside the scope of what's required to do my job. Why am I doing this? Because my job is high profile and I could end up on the fucking 5pm news if this shit catches me or one of my male colleagues.
*No saying hello to women (they may take it wrong)
*No socializing with women in any way shape or form
*No joking with women
etc, etc etc. You know the drill.
Good luck trying to get a date from now on bitches. Fucking women shoot themselves in the foot.
It's a god damm shame too as I've been "harassing" these women, joking with them, they've been slapping my ass, and they've been giving me fuck me eyes for years and I've been enjoying leading them on giving them just the slightest thought that I may actually fuck them someday. Now I have to cut them off cold turkey.
God fucking dammit.