One of my girls moved in with some 400 pound neck beard who's always buying her drinks. She mocks him in private company. I have other GFs and we're not exclusive and he knows that.
Last night he said to me, "I hope you're not intimidated by her being with me."
I wanted to laugh so hard and let him know how much she is going to take advantage of him financially and emotionally, that he's going to have to listen to her scream through his walls as I fuck her and that he has no shot at anything short of a pity fuck but I couldn't. He was so proud to have that pathetic moment.
So I just said, "Thanks for worrying about my feelings. You're such a nice guy."