Red Pill TheoryIt is Literally 2016 (self.TheRedPill)

submitted by Senior Contributor: "The Court Jester"GayLubeOil

As many of you know I GayLubeOil have long been a cog in the Red Pill hate machine. Since 2013 I have been writing articles promoting toxic masculinity, fat shaming, transphobia, and sometimes even psychological manipulation. Well guys, its literally 2016 and that has to stop. I understand that I am literally a fucking white male and that I have a lot of privilege to check and reparations to hand out, but change has to start somewhere. I know that I can't take back what I've done, but I can at least try to fix it. Today on April 1st 2016, I am going to be the change I want to see in the world, because after all change starts with me.

Women are Wonderful: The only thing that you need to know about women is that they are all wonderful. When I say all women I mean all women, especially the ones with penises, after all its the current year. The only way a man should ever interact with a woman is through praise and admiration. A man should never risk damaging a woman's self esteem. How can a woman be strong and independent, when internet trolls are constantly triggering her? A woman should never be disparaged even joking. Men need to accept women for who they are without judgement. What's that honey muffin? You sucked off a dude on the subway? I respect your decision. Let's put another sticker on the board. Five stickers and you can have an ice cream party.

Women and Men are Equal: Women are just as emotionally and physically strong as men. Anything that suggests otherwise is sexist. Pull up bars? Sexist. Flight Simulators? Sexist. Spacial Reasoning, Logic, Math? All incredibly Fucking Sexist. Women can play any game just as well as men. The game might need to be changed to be less sexist, but men and women are definitely equal 100%.

Men are the Problem: Remember when I said that women are equal to men. Forget that you shitlord. Women are more equal. According to my role model and spiritual guide Hillary Clinton: women are the primary victims of war, and as someone who came under sniper fire in Bosnia, she should know. Everything wrong with the world is the exclusive fault of men. Women deserve credit for all that is good, even if they didn't create it themselves, they inspired it.

Rape is Like Very Serious: There is nothing more serious than rape and when I say rape I once again mean all rape. Internet Rape, Imaginary Rape, I Changed My Mind Rape, its all rape. Rape is rape! A woman shouldn't have to drag a mattress around Columbia University to remind everyone that literally begging to get fucked in the ass does not constitute consent. According to Andrea Dworkin all heterosexual sex is rape and its about time that university policies change to reflect this fact. Its 2016.

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[–]2comment 112 points113 points  (2 children)

Do you also sell lube oil for pegging? Although I won't need it for the next week, my girlfriend promised me a mmf threesome... and I get to watch!

Before I forget, GO HILLARY!!!!!!!!

[–]foldpak111 23 points24 points  (0 children)

Dude my girlfriend is inviting 2 big black gangbangers over to tag team my wife while one of the guys has a dog leash around my neck. I can't wait this will be a Friday to remember I'll let all you loser neckbeards know how a real man gets down on Friday night. Peace out haters Hilary 2016

[–]Drogba006 1 point2 points  (0 children)

If u don't like pegging then u r insecure

[–]Tyrelleous 256 points256 points [recovered]

Amazing, well written, life changing! I think you've changed my mind about being a shitlord. Thanks GayLubeOil

[–]Senior Contributor: "The Court Jester"GayLubeOil[S] 134 points135 points  (12 children)

Your Welcome! Obama said it best: Change!

[–]DaNiceguy 26 points26 points [recovered]

And Hope! Don't forget the Hope!

[–]Pelikahn 30 points31 points  (1 child)

Here I am! Eight years later, still Hoping for spare Change!

[–]sefoc 4 points5 points  (1 child)

I'm guessing the point of this post is an april fools joke of parodying feminists and then turning it into a political discussion and conspiracy-theory shirt-sale discussion.

I'm conservative, and I do hate Obama and hillary (especially for that primary victim quote among many others), but not sure what any of this has to do with TRP. Let's not be our own echo-chamber of unfunny memes. If you got some TRP knowledge, make a post about that, I know it's not gonna get you as much upvotes as making jokes/memes about enemies of trp but it will be 100% more appreciated than these kinds of silly wastes of time. I'm old so I am more looking to be informed rather than low-quality entertainment and jokes about politics.

[–]Endorsed Contributorgekkozorz 20 points21 points  (0 children)

I can't wait to vote for Hillary in the next election. As much as I loved Obama's two terms, I just wished he'd spent a little more time focusing on women's issues. Hillary will restore feminism and finally make the West a safe place for women. Hillary 2016

[–][deleted] 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Little too on the nose.

Just another case of trickle down media whoring.

Move along sheeple

[–]ArkAngelEV 7 points8 points  (1 child)

you're right. he never did say it was for the better

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yeah , TV changed him.

[–]Endorsed Contributorredpillbanana 144 points145 points  (16 children)

That does it! Thanks to this article, I officially renounce TRP.

From now on you can call me bluepillbanana.

[–]1OneRedYear 100 points101 points  (7 children)

banana is phallic and triggering. You should change it to bluepillclam pls.

[–]nothere_ 30 points31 points  (0 children)

As a transatlantic It triggers us to find you cis landcrawlers objectifying our fellows clams for your oppressive "joke"

[–]Endorsed Contributorredpillbanana 17 points18 points  (2 children)

I like it. Maybe even bluepilloyster...cult.

[–]Endorsed ContributorMentORPHEUS 5 points6 points  (1 child)

I love it! Great BP troll name.

Only one problem: As a man with a mission and accordingly busy life, I have no time nor interest for trolling. Plus, GLO is way better at it than me!

[–]foldpak111 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Dude I'm busy as fuck, too. I work 60-90 hours a week and still get in one troll comment. Step up your game faggot

[–]Gelu_sf 5 points6 points  (1 child)

How about something more gender-neutral like an avocado ?

[–]Endorsed Contributorredpillbanana 10 points11 points  (0 children)

That's cultural appropriation. Only Mexicans can eat guacamole.

[–]Fedupandlost 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Whoa there, clam is an unreasonable expectation some are more of a crevasse.