September 2009 Beta Of The Month

Esteemed members of the Chateau, we have our first four-way Beta of the Month Battle. These “men”, and I use the term loosely, are doozies.

First, the winner of the August 2009 BOTM, by the biggest margin yet recorded for BOTM, was wealthy WASP (white anglo-saxon pud) caricature Topper, who graciously inquired of the European aristocrat boning his wife Tinsley to kindly cease violating her so he could work out his marital problems with the ho he loves.

Topper, old sport, the beta is strong in you. If you had done what I said and motorboated a stripper at Scores you’d have walked away from all this with your dignity intact.

September 2009 BOTM Candidate #1 was submitted by reader collegeboy. It’s a video submission featuring a beta, a bitch, a ring, and a slap. Intrigued? Watch the vid!

If you can’t see this youtube video, you can catch it at this link as well.

On the face of it, it’s just a simple proposal. Proposals themselves aren’t prima facie evidence of betaness, although they are leading indicators. So what pushes this publicly humiliated man into BOTM territory? Let us count the ways.

  1. He proposed in front of a large public audience. Proposing should be regarded as a moment of surrender — of temporary enfeeblement — for a man. It should be done, quickly and stoically, in private. It should not be executed in front of thousands for the world to join you in your shame.
  2. He proposed at a sporting event, a house of manly repute. It’s not only dorky to propose at sport games, but it is beta to sully such a sanctum with the pedestalization of pussy.
  3. He sorta got down on one knee. For krissakes guys, if you’re gonna propose, DO NOT under any circumstance drop to one knee. It’s romantic in the movies when a vampire does it; in real life you are emasculating yourself. Subcommunicated body language matters.
  4. In what was probably his biggest transgression of the alpha code, he couldn’t stop stroking her shoulder like she was a cat being petted. He was panicked she might say no, and shoulder stroking to build false comfort seemed to him, I’m sure, his only available option. Is there anything more repulsive than a man trying to manufacture closeness with an uncooperative woman through forced physical displays of tender affection? It’s on par with literally licking off the bird shit that landed on your girlfriend’s six inch heeled boots, or shitting on a plate and then smearing the turd all over your face in a ritualistic sacrifice to the gods to make your ex-girlfriend love you again.
  5. After he got slapped, it looked like he cried. I would’ve shoved a hot dog in the bitch’s piehole.

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September 2009 BOTM Candidate #2 was submitted by longtime reader dave from hawaii. Before I write anything about this candidate, you need to go to his website and poke around. Be sure to click on the “Read the Blog” button at the bottom. Bring a barf bag.

You may wonder if a radical, facially hirsute feminist who hasn’t seen dick since her stepdad woke her up in the middle of the night is responsible for this website and the book ‘The Problem with Women… is Men’ that the website hawks. After all, there are pictures of pigs all over the place, and pithy quotes such as the following:

Cheating is a choice.

Women who don’t speak their minds… die.

Why porn is teaching your man bad habits in bed.

I wish I could tell you that a man-hating dyke wrote this. But the author is a man named Charles J. Orlando who has written for such ostensibly male-oriented mags like Men’s Health. Woofa. Is it a joke? Does this flapjack sacked simulacra of a man really believe what he writes, or is he playing an advanced seduction strategy of sneaky fucker feminist ego assuaging and alpha male undermining? You be the judge. Whatever his motives, there’s no denying he’s tainted himself with the mark of the beta.

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September 2009 BOTM Candidate #3 was submitted by reader chris. It’s a guy named Marc (note the fruity substitute of “c” for “k”) who wrote an article posted at the fembot website that rhymes with “facial pissing” titled “My experience with a prostitute – a feminist perspective“.

First, any man who uncoercedly calls himself a feminist has announced his resignation from the order of manhood. I don’t care if you’ve spent 1,000 tours in Iraq and scalped terrorists for shits and giggles, you lop of your nuts when you sign onto the feminist agenda. Please turn yourself into soylent beta. You aren’t moral, you aren’t enlightened, you aren’t open-minded. You’re just a laughable tool.

So what sets this guy apart from the battalions of betas who solicit hookers to unceremoniously spurt their tepid loads? Well, one, he spent an hour of his valuable time chatting up a woman and bringing her to his room not knowing she was a whore, and then feeling bad about wasting *her time*. And, two, after he found out she was a hooker, he paid her… TO TALK TO HIM.

Having already wasted an hour of her time, with her assuming I knew she was an escort (a term she says she prefers), I made a deal: while I was most certainly sexually attracted to her, my values wouldn’t allow me to actually pay to have sex with her. I would, however, pay for her time to listen to her story and learn something from a group of people I’ve spent to much learning about, yet never had never actually sat down and spoken with.

So there we sat, in my hotel room, and over Jack Daniels, talked about her life, choices and perspectives.

Your values are useless self-flagellating detritus, dude. No Being of Infinite Light hovering just above the cloud cover is giving you heavenly credits for denying yourself sex with a whore. Fuck when you can, because it is good.

You may think paying a whore to chew off your ear with her sad sack tales of woe would be the height of beta, but wait, there’s more.

At the end of our conversation, I gave her a hug and asked permission to write about her. She agreed and we exchanged contact information, so that when my vacation is over, I can do a more in depth interview and write about her.

My god below, there’s another David Alexander roaming the earth.

So what was the valuable life lesson Marc learned from this experience?

In the end, the sex work debate is immaterial because unless we take care of other problems and challenges – violence against women, healthcare for all people, and providing young women and men with the access to education they need, we are failing to provide women with the variety of choices they deserve in enhancing their own lives, and as a result, we have no rights to make a stand on the sex work industry, other than supporting them with the choices they make.

By the way, I am currently in Orlando for my last week of vacation. If there are awesome feminists in the UCF/Orlando area, I’d love to be shown around or have a drink. Let me know!

He won’t get any bites. Read the comments. Even the fembots think this guy is Too Beta To Nail.

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September 2009 BOTM Candidate #4 was submitted by reader entrepoon (great handle). It’s the touching story of the husband of a woman who falls in love with the serial killer Richard Ramirez, the infamously alpha “Night Stalker”. Does hubby demand she stop visiting the killer at his prison? Ah, if he did that he wouldn’t be up for BOTM.

Some of them write to him or visit him, including a 30-year-old woman from Washington. The woman, who did not want to be identified by The Chronicle, said most relatives don’t know about her relationship with Ramirez, although her disapproving husband does.

She said she started writing to the Night Stalker – a habit that sometimes exceeded 20 letters a week and frequent visits – because she was fascinated with his case.

20 letters a week and frequent visitations, some of them likely conjugal. Her “disapproving” husband knows about her “relationship” with Ramirez. Aaaaand, he does… nothing? He just allows it to go on and on? Does a beta shit in his pants?

For laughs, here’s another quote from the very typical killer-loving woman:

“He is good looking and I loved his big hands,” she said of Ramirez. “The thrill of danger of going up to a state penitentiary made it all worth it because to me it was like a dream come true to face one of the world’s most feared men.

“Like my mom used to say, you can love someone but you don’t have to like them,” she says.

We’ve got a DefCunt 1 gina tingle alert. The second quote is a perfect distillation of the animal female soul. A slight re-wording for clarity: “You can love someone especially if you don’t like them.” The news is out — chicks love unlikeable assholes with big, flesh ripping hands.

Take-home lesson: If your wife is consorting with a serial killer, get your finances in order, get a lawyer, compile evidence, and kick the filthy bitch to the curb. Leave your kicking foot hanging in mid-air for a second for dramatic flair. That’s the kind of thing sweet memories are made of.

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The voting:

Who is the September 2009 Beta of the Month winner?








Comments


  1. LOL

    DEFCUNT 1

    u win, sir

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  2. All of these guys could of won BOTM in past months. Toughest poll yet.

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  3. Hard choices this time round… all 4 deserve the votes pretty hard.

    Votes for number 1 – shoulder stroking = practically begging the girl to marry you in public… ridiculous

    Oh yeah – Fuck you, Marc with a c is the real way to spell it (well if you are from a french family it is anyways)

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  4. Man who brings hooker to room, then pays her to talk about her life.

    I suspect that a prostitute would be more demeaned by a conversation and a hug from a condescending mangina like this specimen than by rutting with Lucifer.

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  5. on October 16, 2009 at 12:55 pm gunslingergregi

    ””””””’In what was probably his biggest transgression of the alpha code, he couldn’t stop stroking her shoulder like she was a cat being petted. He was panicked she might say no, and shoulder stroking to build false comfort seemed to him, I’m sure, his only available option. Is there anything more repulsive than a man trying to manufacture closeness with an uncooperative woman through forced physical displays of tender affection? It’s on par with literally licking off the bird shit that landed on your girlfriend’s six inch heeled boots, or shitting on a plate and then smearing the turd all over your face in a ritualistic sacrifice to the gods to make your ex-girlfriend love you again.
    After he got slapped, it looked like he cried. I would’ve shoved a hot dog in the bitch’s piehole. ”””””

    omfg wtf lol He got lucky at the same time he should have been pounding his own head off those concrete stairs for asking a woman that said no. What descision in life will he ever be comfortable making now.

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  6. on October 16, 2009 at 12:58 pm gunslingergregi

    ””””””’First, any man who uncoercedly calls himself a feminist has announced his resignation from the order of manhood. I don’t care if you’ve spent 1,000 tours in Iraq and scalped terrorists for shits and giggles, you lop of your nuts when you sign onto the feminist agenda. Please turn yourself into soylent beta. You aren’t moral, you aren’t enlightened, you aren’t open-minded. You’re just a laughable tool.””””

    That was too funny.

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  7. @roissy – think vs thing in #3 – typo.

    #2 might seem the worst, but it you read the “about” page, seems like he used to be a player type. So his betaness is not innate, it’s a choice, an expression of his own direction and ego, however misguided. he’s wrong, but he’s not a beta.

    we don’t know enough about prison-wife dude. all it says is he’s “disapproving”. could cover a range of behaviors.

    #3 is pathetic, but there are lots like him. not an unusual or special specimen of betatude.

    I have to give it to #1 – a moment of awesome, fearsome, cosmic humiliation swallowed in the worst possible place and manner.

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  8. Paying a hooker and then not banging her? Just to talk to her? That’s too much.

    Women love to talk. Hearing women talk about themselves is free for as long as you can tolerate it.

    On the other hand, paying a woman to shut the fuck up is something I wish was a serious option at a few points in my life.

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  9. #1 is Zunder, if you substitute a sheep for the woman.

    ANyway, the BOTM is clearly any many who would willingly write an article for Female Pissing.com.

    I disagree, however, that going a prostitute is alpha or beta. It really depends on the mindset.

    If the man just wants her as a sex toy he can fuck and forget, and prefers a professional skank who won’t sleep with anyone below his price range —as opposed to an amateur whore, who gives it away weekly at the bars, and does so drunkenly and badly—then he’s alpha. He might even enjoy degrading her with money, or else prefer that he can demand anal/rape scenes/3somes in the firts 15 minutes and get them. That’s an alpha hooker-fucker.

    However, if he is DA or Zunder—only turning to hookers because he can’t get laid, or he feels bad about doing it while he’s doing it, then he’s a beta.

    Let’s not forget how many Alphas in history frequented hookers even while banging non-hooker ass on the side. Ben Franklin, America’s founding poon hound, took a youthful trip to England to “go a whoring” and frequented the brothels of Paris as an old man even while, at the same time, banging both a French aristocrat and her daughter.

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  10. Man, tough field this month.

    This is going to take some thought.

    I’m torn between the guy being cuckolded by an imprisoned serial killer or the fellow who paid a prostitute to talk to him….

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  11. 1. Classic beta. Confused, but with some balls to do that in public, even if it was the wrong thing to do. He was also was able to land a 4 somehow, although he could not get her to marry him.
    2. Not enough information. He may be BOTM but we’ll never know. Maybe he’s catering to a specific niche.
    3. Omega trying to deviously make girls like him but pulling all the wrong moves. He may be salvageable, though, if he tries to hang out with real men and learn some game. Slim chance, but we don’t know the end of this story.
    4. Disapproving how? By telling her? Ladies and gents, we have a winner!

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  12. on October 16, 2009 at 1:09 pm Biting Beaver

    What a sorry sight of loserish, aging, conservative white men.

    Another topic for day, just like yesterday and the day before that, and the day before that…

    Let me guess?

    Oh yes, whine and whine and whine like spoiled little brat about women, minorities and liberals.

    Anything new?

    Dont think so!

    [editor: yesterday i saw a woodpecker jackhammering away. tree rape?]

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  13. Oh God, the looser, commie beta’s summation of why prostitution exists “the sex work debate is immaterial because unless we take care of other problems and challenges ***healthcare for all people, and providing young women and men with the access to education they need***”

    It always comes down to give me free stuff. It’s amazing how the individual is dashed in favor of whatever utopic ideal the liberal has. It doesn’t matter if his hooker got hooked on meth, what matters is that other people align their lives according to his idiocy.

    Lurker is right, Zunder is the BotM because he placates his sheep lover.

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  14. also, loved this:

    soylent beta

    Charlton Heston: “It’s PEOPLE !!!!!”

    Roissy: “It’s PEOPLE ????”

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  15. Biting beaver is funny. “Whine and whine and whine like spoiled little brat” defines the modern liberal movement.

    The modern liberal movement is also marked by its main psychological tell, blind projection. Go ahead, project your own whining on to people that are doing anything other than that.

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  16. on October 16, 2009 at 1:16 pm AholeInTraining

    I love the BOTM contests – Roissy wit at its best.

    I can’t go with number. Voting for him just seems like piling on (recognizing, of course, that that’s the whole point of this). But, for all we know, once he gathered himself and dusted himself off, he moved on and never called her again. For him to be a winner, we would need a subsequent quote from him where he blames himself for forcing her to do that and resolves to be more sensitive to her feelings in the future.

    I’m not sure what to make of number 2 – mostly it just seems like a ploy to get attention and sell shit.

    Number 4 could go a couple ways. He was my initial choice, given the absurdity of the whole thing. On the other hand, they’re married, and, perhaps he fears that she’s literally lost her mind. Maybe he feels an obligation to stick it out while she gets through some form of a mental breakdown, insane as that proposition may be. Foolish? Certainly. Lame? Pehaps. But not nearly on the level of prior BOTM winners.

    Guys like number 3 make me absolutely sick. “Oh, oh, if I just say the word “feminism” enough times and recite the buzz words regarding the patriarchy and oppression of women, I’m sure they’ll learn to like me!” They’re like religious nuts who can’t utter two sentences on any topic without throwing in a “praise the lord” just to continually prove to everyone around them how devoted they are. I’m going with that fucker. My contempt for him grows as I write this. Usually, I feel some pity for BOTM winners. This one, I just want to punch in the face. Does that disqualify him?

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  17. #4 FTW – All of these men are fags,…. but only #4 is blatantly not standing up for himself and his dignity when the time came.

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  18. Yes, I know, loser not looser.

    I have to vote for number 4, BotM #2 and #3 require reading. Not in the mood to read leftist drivel. Reading’s beta.

    I feel bad for BotM#1 but am repulsed by his proposal choice. That baseball stadium just screams shabby. But really, all he did was propose either (a) in such a manner as to guarantee that his girl felt the “moment” didn’t live up to her dreams of unicorns and gumdrops or (b) he didn’t know the answer before hand.

    Number 4. Run, poor guy, run. Your wife is attracted to felons. It’s only bad news. Winner.

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  19. Video seems fake. That said, paying a hooker to talk…laaaaame.

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  20. September must be beta season or something.

    #2 and #3 are clearly trying to make a personal profit from elevating betahood. #3 is even overtly trying to get tied up and dominated by a feminister, which is at least something in the sexual realm. A few BotM candidates this year have had some sort of upside attached to their behavior, like if they can get enough Oprah-watchers intrigued by their stories then maybe they can make some semi-serious money off it. I’m not saying it’s a legitimate strategy, but it helps separate them from the absolute dregs.

    I might be in denial about #1, but the guy’s reaction seems forced to me, like this was just a put-on.

    Even if #1 real, #4 is just too good. It’s not possible to explain it away – that is ultimate beta behavior.

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  21. on October 16, 2009 at 1:26 pm Biting Beaver

    Roissy,

    If a woodpecker chump at your cock until it gets cut in bloody half…and the woodpecker happens to be black and female.

    Is the woodpecker now a cock cutting feminist, liberal and racist?

    [editor: the woodpecker had red, black, and white feathers, so it was a multicultural woodpecker that was raping the tree. does this cause you cognitive dissonance?]

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  22. How are we supposed to pick??? All amazingly cringe-worthy, each in their own special way.

    Back when I was a musician, a mentor of mine mentioned how one of the consequences of understanding music is developing an acute sensitivity to what you hear. The downside of being able to more deeply appreciate good music is that anything subpar will drive you absolutely crazy.

    Learning the fundamentals of game and alpha/beta power dynamics is having the same effect. But not just with the most over-the-top BOTM examples, either. The everyday sight of a man who has no control of his relationship, or the guy that has no clue how to interact with girls despite having everything else going for him,