Bewbs

Girls with big boobs (D cup or bigger) love to talk about them. Their girl friends love to talk about their big boobs for them. They think men fall over themselves to nestle in the glory of big boobs. What these girls don’t understand is that big boobs mean nothing out of context. The body to which the boobs are attached is what completes the picture.

Let’s cut to the quick. Big boobs are only — and I mean ONLY — attractive when they are firm and popping out of the chest of a slender woman. (I’m looking at you, Caitlin! ;))

They should point almost straight out, even upturned a bit at the tip, with little to no droop. None of the underboob should be pressed against the chest; there should be no more than a finger’s width crease between the boob ballast and the torso. You may wedge a toothpick in there, but anything larger and the boob has crossed the line from pert to saggy.

A mighty rack on a slender woman is a sight to behold. A woman with this blessing can incite instant wood walking down the street.

Regrettably, most mighty racks are attached to behemoths. Big boobs are the sort of thing fat chicks love to crow about, not realizing that the D cup boob loses all attractiveness if it is a bloated pendulous udder with the consistency of lumpy gravy resting like a flapjack against a bulging stomach.

Since the majority of big boobs are actually fattened teats perched on porcine figures, it’s safe to say the most attractive boobs are the sets belonging to thin chicks, which means they are typically in the B to C cup range.

If this isn’t getting through to the fatties, allow me to elaborate.

An A cup on a hot slender babe is way sexier than a double D on a fat cow. HTH.





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  1. First.
    Sorry, had to.

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  2. Caitlin?

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  3. Preach it, brother!
    I’d take Olivia Wilde’s mosquito bites over what I image denise milani looks like unsupported anyday. A girl I knew at 19 looked like Barbie nekkid, with a huge rack, became deflated bewbs by 21. Sad.
    Even better, boobs that are sensitive, guys like positive feedback from playing with the funbags.

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  4. Boob Ballast..that you haven’t made a dictionary companion to your site yet confuses and infuriates me.

    I have a theory on the explosion in ass luv in the last 20 years that ties into this post; you’re right when you say that most D or over guns are mounted on the chest of 27 BMI+ women, while the 18.9-22.5 crowd is mostly in the A, B or (if she was born lucky) C-cup range.

    We call those Fatt Gatts; 90% of the time, the bigger the boob, the bigger the broad, but meanwhile, the ass; the slightly plump or pert and muscular booty is still the sole provenance of the skinny babe. Guys who call themselves ass men are really just saying what we all (save for a tiny, outlying fraction) like; slender babes.

    I saw a girl the other day at the grocery who was petite, with a pert ass, a very slender waist and long legs, but she had those D’s on her chest. It’s like the Albino Alligator of the female species.

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    • Albino Alligator? Come on. They’re probably fake. I don’t mind implants but let’s not kid ourselves about the likelihood of fakery. Literally hundreds of thousands of women are getting implants every year, and in my experience the average age is getting younger.

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  5. wtf. there’s a lot of truth in this post. but roissy, what is up with this “(I’m looking at you, Caitlin! ;))” its a depressingly uncharacteristic compliment

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  6. ❤
    🙂
    B=====D

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  7. i would even say i’d prefer a’s on a hot slender babe than a set of overly large or poorly done implants on the same girl.

    once dated a girl who could orgasm from just nipple play.

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    • I’d prefer A’s to a perfect boob job.

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      • i’ve been with a number of women who had their breasts augmented. when it’s done well, and the size of the implants is proportional to the rest of her body, i couldn’t care less that they were fake. i don’t enjoy them any less than real ones.

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  8. if soleil moon frye hadn’t gotten breast reduction surgeries, they’d be down to her feet by now.

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  9. When do we get to analyze preferences universally preferred by women in male anatomy?!

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    • Dicks can be naturally enlarged if the guy can spend 2 years+ doing daily exercises. Pills and products don’t work, but natural PE seems really effective for those who have enough patience and dedication. There are risks but they can be avoided.
      On the other hand, implants can help a woman, but a significant part of the male population will be turned off.

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      • Interesting.

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      • Or just lose weight. My unit is significantly larger than when I was fat. Combine that with having a higher testosterone level, it’s a good gain.

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      • on September 1, 2011 at 6:46 pm Hot teenager yearning for sexy soulpatch guy

        Tell me more about your awesome cock!!!

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      • Ask some of the ladies here, they’ll be happy to share.

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      • Neecy? Care to comment?

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      • Well I don’t know A.B. personally. But he’s a cool dude and I like his style. Therefore, I am automatically adding 2 inches to his penis. I’m sure that places him above average 😉

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      • Yes, but…
        Testosterone doesn’t really impact dick size. And weight loss doesn’t enlarge the penis, it just eliminates the fatpad, and you can “gain” one inch max in length only if you were grossly overweight.
        PE results differ from man to man. On the dedicated forums, there are some ridiculous claims, but the general consensus is that you can realistically expect gaining 2 inches in length and 1 inch in girth over a long period of time.
        You also gotta do a lot of reading because many enthusiasts hurt themselves because they pushed it too far, or didn’t gain because of overtraining.

        I was gonna start that thing (i’m average by the way, nice to meet y’all) when i stumbled upon this blog. There’s no need to waste time in order to impress washed up sluts with cavernous vaginas. And who cares about what women want anyway. It can help someone who cannot be confident otherwise.

        I came to the conclusion that a big dick are fun to have, but it is overrated. It is merely a dominance tool, and dominance can be displayed through other means.

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      • If you’re already average it seems like a waste of your time to spend two years on this. You’d be better off focusing on other things like fixing up your house, working out, being good at your job or improving your personality.

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      • Sounds correct, that it’s just a dominance tool, or a way to impress the women. Women’s vaginas are really not that long, and anything average would probably satisfy most physically (maybe not mentally if they are turned on by the sight of big dicks).

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      • There are many size queens out there, and the sluttier they become, the bigger unit they need.
        Vaginas are actually different in sizes and shapes. Maybe women with large vaginas cannot be totally satisfied with an average dick, but that shouldn’t be the man’s problem. And kegels are easier and can probably help her adjusting.

        And again, if the girl came to the conclusion that she absolutely needs big dicks, it probably means that she’s been ravaged by a parade of giant cocks. Which means she’s a slut, and not worthy of a relationship.
        Another telltale of a slut is her obsession with penis size. And since women are so empowered and vocal these days, it makes our job easier in screening them out for LTRs.

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      • It’s important to note that the corpus cavernosum — the tubing inside the penis that fills with blood when you get an erection — isn’t walled with muscle. It’s collagen, a tough and non-stretchy protein. I don’t know of any exercise which can stretch collagen.

        What you’ve got is what you’ve got. And by the time you get a girl into the sack, it doesn’t really matter. Her little hamster brain will tell her it’s the best cock ever.

        Most men are (surprise!) average sized. Work with it.

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      • If you go to thundersplace or pegym (free forums by the way, i’m not spamming), there are lots of debates about the medical explanations of penis enlargement. I’m not an expert but it seems that the tunica and the collagen can be stretched (maybe slowly over a long period of time, some advocate the usage of heating towels or rice socks…), more easily for some than others. And 30-40% of the penis is smooth muscle, maybe part of the gains and erection quality improvement is due to the fact that these muscles can grow:
        http://www.pegym.com/forums/pe-theory-science-forum/2313-focus-your-pe-gain-tgc-theory-explained.html

        I’m not an expert but these forums are filled with nerdy practitioners who come up with plausible explanations. A few MDs and PhDs do even contribute. And there are too many success stories. Maybe some of them are complete keyboard jockeys, but you can’t judge if you don’t do the readings by yourself. There are many skeptics, i was a hell of a skeptic in the beginning, but after a while they seem convinced to an extent that it can work.
        Many wonder why this is not mainstream and widely condoned by doctors. Maybe because of the assumption that you made, and maybe because of the risks, too many guys have hurt themselves with hardcore jelqing, or start practicing without the necessary knowledge

        Anyway, i’m not advocating (well, just sharing, because i’ve spent way too much time on these forums). I even think that this is a waste of time and effort. But guys who have insecurities about their size, cannot be confident in their interactions with the ladies because of it, and feel threatened by the size queens talk can give this thing a try. It’s way cheaper than pills, less risky than freakin surgery, and if done correctly, there is a consensus even among the skeptics that it helps erection quality big time. Many old dudes there are questioning the relevance of viagra…

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    • Premise: Women strongly prefer the top 10-15% of men.

      Fact: The top 10-15% of men are very often the largest physically.

      Fact: The largest men very often have the largest penises.

      Conclusion: Women strongly prefer big dicks.

      Riddle solved. Forever.

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      • Who cares about what women prefer.

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      • Uhh, you do, right? You ARE still trying to get laid, n’est-ce pas?

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      • Trying to get laid, yes.
        Trying to cater for women’s every whim, no.

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      • actually although this might have been tongue in cheek its basically true.

        If you polled women as to what the largest unit they have experienced is, or better yet say, how many penises 8 inches or over they have experienced you’ll see a disconnect between the number of women who have experienced said units, and the number of men who posses said units. The only explanation being hypergamous sluttery and an active pursuit of said trait.

        Likewise if you polled women how many guys over 6 foot they have dated, or how many guys who earn over 100,000 a year they have fucked/dated, you’ll also see the same disconnect…..

        the conclusion, hypergamous sluttery. Not detestable in and of itself, just stop lying about it ladies. One lady i had an honest discussion with explained to me that she had had like 10 guys with dicksize 9 inches or over. After inquiring whether she really knew how big 9 inches is, she insisted that she wasn’t overestimating. Given the rate of occurance of this trait in the male population, i explained to her that either she had selected lovers based on penis size or slept with literally hundreds and hundreds of men at random she just gave me a blank stare and couldn’t explain herself.

        basically women are full of shit. I’m sure some of them make a big deal outta cocksize as a shit test.

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      • in other words, don’t buy the idea that women act at random and everything in her past just happened.

        A girl who has had that large a number of huge cocks is either a pornstar or a top TOP slut cock carousel rider with literally no other requirement than a big dongalong.

        such a woman is offputting if only because she is behaving defectively, i mean fuck a horse by all means if you want, but humans aren’t capable of surviving near anything and running the world because of the size of our cocks, such a woman is an evolutionary dead end and a liability to any intelligent capable man, large or small in the trouser department.

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    • Overstated but will happily reinforce: who cares what women prefer.

      Or to be more accurate: who cares what women “say” or “think” they prefer.

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  10. Crap, I know I am going to get NAILED for this but I can’t help it. The chances of ever finding a woman who is slender, with C’s or higher and natural that “point almost straight out, even upturned a bit at the tip, with little to no droop. None of the underboob should be pressed against the chest; there should be no more than a finger’s width crease between the boob ballast and the torso. You may wedge a toothpick in there, but anything larger and the boob has crossed the line from pert to saggy ‘ or slim to none. Now, if you don’t have a problem with implants, then no problem. But if you are so endowed with a slender curvy body the C’s and higher will never not droop. They are weighty bastards (I speak from a C experience here and at 16 and very athletic they still sagged, so did all of the other slim athletic girls in the locker room.)

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    • no, you’re right. slender women with large natural breasts are rare, but heartsie did say that most larger racks are found on fat women.

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      • No, I got that. My point is that large, NATURAL breast simply sag, no matter how slender the girl. It can’t be helped. Now, a boob job? Sure, large can be pert. It just doesn’t happen naturally.

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      • 14 or 15 y.o girls can have big breasts still unsagged …

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      • ***Insert plaintive cries of Generic Ephebophile Troll to lower the age of consent here***

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      • Yeah, by the time she’s 25 there is noticeable sag no matter how well she takes care of her body.

        If they are natural then they are going to sag and they are going to flop to the sides when on her back.

        I think the no sag requirement is a bit too much with anyone larger than a B.

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      • Even sooner. I noticed it while still in high school. It was quite depressing, but, like I said, I was/am athletic so I knew it was nothing I had done or could help. All the other girls I noticed were the same and back then most of the girls were quite slender. This was before the great obesity epidemic.

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      • nonsense. It depends on the genes. One of my exes had perfect Ds at age 29, no sag at all. For the time we dated, I would marvel at her levitating boobies, instant boner causers.

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      • Agree with Samson here. It’s genes. My 1st X had D’s and the sag was minimal between her 22 to 34, more presumed than perceived. Perhaps that her rack was positioned a tad lower than average, she had more skin to carry the weight. Not sure, that was my pet theory. After that, they started to droop a bit, right at the time when we split up–heavens had a mercy on me.

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      • Ok, then I stand a bit corrected. Take out the none and never and insert rarely. Most women so endowed will sag. Genetics that allow for the experience you men talk about I would argue are as rare as Arnold Schwarzenegger or Casey Viator. I am, however, happy that you guys did get to enjoy this and that there are women out there with this endowment.

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    • I’ve only seen one pair of natural large firm breasts. The woman was 37 and had tits designed by a German mechanical engineer. Gravity defying, large, and FIRM.

      They were the reason she could sill attract young handsome men at her whim.

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  11. The worst of the worst are fat chicks with small tits. I can do a busty fatty if i’m drunk enough, but a flat fatass should either hit the gym or die.
    On the other hand, a slender chick can’t be a 10 without a D cup in my book. Big boobs are the most powerful assets for a woman:

    http://www.funpic.hu/en/categories/demotivational-posters/34235_picture

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    • Agreed with your decision making process.

      My current gets extra patience from me over her deficits because of her assets.

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    • I’ll take the one on the left over the one with the biggons, specially cause da face.

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      • on September 5, 2011 at 9:50 am Library Desk Graffiti

        ahhh except you’re falling for the “big sunglasses make every girl look good” trap. don’t get me wrong i’d bang all 4 but she could be hiding a worse mug under the shades.

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  12. The “Decision” may be easy – it’s the “Regret” that might come later. Choose wisely.

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  13. on September 1, 2011 at 6:01 pm greatbooksformen GBFM

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    • Hipster girls work for the Federal Reserve dude. Avoid like the plague in Jackson Hole.

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    • GBFM
      i always skip your posts but this time i plowed thru it and it was time well spent. if this is truly done stream-of-conscious wise you’re brilliant! really.

      tell us again why you don’t like tucker max?some friendly advice though: please write more legiby and eliminate the lolllzzz faux punctuation.

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      • I usually skip his posts too, but I gave it a chance based on Carolyn’s comment. Just looking at it annoyed me. That’s the best way I can put it lol.

        Anyway, I don’t know what church you went to or how many, but I’m pretty sure that the need or desire to go to church was and is WAY BEYOND the need to find a mate.

        Ideally that is….If you’re going to church only to find a wife or husband, then you might as well not go at all because that’s not what church is for.

        /end of preachy moment lol

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    • Oops, that comment under Carolyn was supposed to be for GBFM. My bad.

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  14. You motorboatin’ SOB!

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  15. on September 1, 2011 at 6:06 pm greatbooksformen GBFM

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    http://community.feministing.com/2009/09/why-are-female-executives-publ.html

    Why are Female Executives Publishing Tucker Max?

    Saw this floating around. good question!

    MCCOY MOUNTAIN
    ART, FILM, & LITERATURE GUILD OF AMERICA

    Ms. Priscilla Painton

    Simon & Schuster Editor in Chief

    RE: ASSHOLES FINISH FIRST, Secretive Tapings of Anal Sex without The Girl’s Consent, Corporate Douchebaggery, and the Epic Failure of I Hope They Serve Beer in Hell

    Despite the fact that teenagers nationwide are going to hear gem pick-up lines like “get away from me or I’m going to carve another fuck hole in your torso”, what truly crowns this film as an epic fail is its apologetic attempt to masquerade gratuity as an Apatovian bromance. –http://www.thelmagazine.com/newyork/we-hope-you-can-still-get-alcohol-poisoning-in-hell/Content?oid=1291260

    “Little Italy is fighting back against Tucker Max ‘s controversial ad campaign . Yeah, that poster on the right says, “Blind Girls Never See You Coming.” Va fan culo, indeed.” –http://gothamist.com/2009/09/21/tucker_max.php

    Dear Ms. Painton,

    I and my colleagues in the ART, FILM & LITERATURE GUILD have a couple questions regarding the direction you are taking Simon and Schuster in. Why are you guys/gals hating on art, literature, culture and America? It was recently brought to our attention that you are intent on publishing Tucker Max’s ASSHOLES FINISH FIRST, and that your company actually gave him a $300,000 advance for his fart art. As the editor in chief of Simon and Schuster, owned the CBS corporation, do you truly believe Assholes Finish First? It is oft said that girls like “bad boys.” Does Tucker’s fart art douchebag wit titillate and excite you? Is that why you are publishing and profiting from it? Did you laugh during Tucker’s recent film flop when what’s-his-name stated that overweight women aren’t real people? Do you smile smugly when your billion-dollar corporation profits from douchebaggery?

    http://gawker.com/5363233/tucker-maxs-campaign-of-hate-against-chicagos-transit-system “The ads were poetic ditties of white text on a black background . Like: “Blind girls never see you coming” and “Strippers Will Not Tolerate Disrespect (Just Kidding).””

    “Over at the Washington, D.C., premiere, Max’s video minion ridicules both Vietnamese and African-American women, the former for being employed as a pedicurist, and the latter for having a name he finds funny.”

    http://www.washingtoncitypaper.com/blogs/sexist/2009/09/10/spot-your-local-tucker-max-douchebag/

    Do you enjoy profiting from making fun of Asians and overweight women? http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1220628/board/thread/148314040

    http://tuckermaxdoucebag.blogspot.com

    http://tuckermaxlies.blogspot.com

    Does this make you laugh Ms. Painton? It is not too late to choose the right direction for Simon and Schuster and CBS and walk away from publishing Assholes Finish First . At most it will bring in a few pennies, which will lead everyone to conclude that you and CBS aren’t in it for the money, but just the debauchery and destruction of the culture. As Tucker Max pointed out, the feminist movement empowered women and gave them the right to choose the art they affiliated with and promote. So now, with all the power in your hands, what will you chose on behalf of women all over the world? Please do us proud and choose the right thing.

    “The ad campaign for the new flick “I Hope They Serve Beer in Hell” includes slogans like “Deaf Girls Can’t Hear You Coming” and “Strippers Will Not Tolerate Disrespect (Just Kidding!).””

    –http://www.nbcchicago.com/news/local-beat/New-Movie-Ads-Take-Offensive-to-the-Max-59695522.html

    Why is corporate America, under your direction Ms. Painton, forcing epic “Richard Kelly” fail fart art and film on the common public? Do you also find secretive tapings of anal sex without the girl’s consent to be entertaining and titillating art?

    http://gawker.com/5363233/tucker-maxs-campaign-of-hate-against-chicagos-transit-system

    Let’s talk for a sec about something Tucker glamorizes and pretends is funny in his ‘book’: filming a naked women in his bedroom without her consent. I don’t think it’s a coincidence that while he’s doing this he is coaxing the girl to have anal sex with him, an exploitative act that a guy like him probably especially enjoys.

    –http://www.bitchmagazine.org/post/douchebag-decree-marketing-tucker-max

    http://www.washingtoncitypaper.com/blogs/sexist/2009/09/11/the-rapiest-quotes-from-i-hope-they-serve-beer-in-hell/

    “OK, we can try anal sex , but I want it to be special and romantic. …. process: I was going to fuck her in the butt and film it without her consent ,” — http://www.tuckermax.com/archives/entries/date/tucker_tries_buttsex_hilarity_does_not_ensue.phtml

    Do you and the CBS Corporation find this entertaining? As you know, sodomy is a sin in the Old Testament as is sex out of wedlock and fornication. What is your motivation in working with those who promote and profit from secretive tapings of anal sex?

    Do you find such “literature” and “art” to be representative of Simon and Schuster and CBS?

    “In one of his most notorious pieces, he convinces a girl to have anal sex and tapes it without her consent.” — http://www.salon.com/mwt/broadsheet/feature/2009/09/08/tucker_max/

    Despite the fact that teenagers nationwide are going to hear gem pick-up lines like “get away from me or I’m going to carve another fuck hole in your torso”, what truly crowns this film as an epic fail is its apologetic attempt to masquerade gratuity as an Apatovian bromance. –http://www.thelmagazine.com/newyork/we-hope-you-can-still-get-alcohol-poisoning-in-hell/Content?oid=1291260

    Ms. Painton–do you find that entertaining? Is it good literature? Do you consider demeaning stories about having sex with midgets good literature? Do you consider it good business to make fun of Asians, overweight women, and minorities so as to bolster your bottom line?

    What is driving you to publish Assholes Finish First ? What are your motivations? Money? America does not want Tucker Max, as demonstrated this past weekend at the boxoffice. Do you find these signs to be entertaining/a good CBS investment?

    http://www.washingtoncitypaper.com/blogs/sexist/2009/09/15/tucker-max-fans-fight-rape-with-racism/

    Is Tucker Max’s fan base the group that Simon & Schuster is seeking to serve under your leadership?

    http://www.washingtoncitypaper.com/blogs/sexist/2009/09/14/tucker-max-too-sexist-for-ad-space/

    It seems that America believes otherwise as Richard Kelly and Tucker Max’s I Hope They Serve Beer in Hell has proven to be a colossal artistic and financial failure.

    “Not faring so well, however, was the Tucker Max adaptation I Hope They Serve Beer in Hell, which took in $369,000 from 120 theaters with a well-below-average $3,075 per-screen average.” — http://www.movieweb.com/news/NEdXykfeBDXwhe

    So Priscilla, please tell us about your douchetastic love affair with Tucker Max and his fart art. Does it really titillate you as a woman and feminist? Say it isn’t so! Is this good Simon and Schuster/CBS branding? Why did your massive billion-dollar corporation reward Tucker with a $300,000 advance?

    “Little Italy is fighting back against Tucker Max ‘s controversial ad campaign . Yeah, that poster on the right says, “Blind Girls Never See You Coming.” Va fan culo, indeed.” –http://gothamist.com/2009/09/21/tucker_max.php

    Does CBS and Simon & Schuster approve of registering fake email accounts to promote stories regarding secretive tapings of anal sex without the girl’s consent?

    ” The lack of traditional plugs forced Max to promote his web site and book via the internet. He would create fake e-mail accounts and then bombard entertainment sites and news aggregators with links to his material.” — http://www.theregister.co.uk/2007/03/11/tucker_max_sxsw/

    For this, your billion-dollar corporation rewarded Tucker with a $300,000 advance.

    “Max may have to concentrate on his agent style business moving forward because he’s running out of material. He’s received a $300,000 advance for a second version of his drunken, sexual exploits – a tome that will contain the stories not ripe enough for the first cut.” — http://www.theregister.co.uk/2007/03/11/tucker_max_sxsw/

    Are you proud of Simon & Schuster and your corporation? Funding and encouraging hype, failure, douchebaggery, debauchery, lies, secretive tapings of anal sex without the girl’s consent, and making fun of Asians, overweight women, and minorities. Is that what attracts you to Tucker Max, or is it the epic artistic and financial failure of his film?

    http://www.rottentomatoes.com/m/i_hope_they_serve_beer_in_hell/

    “I Hope They Serve Beer in Hell fails in its attempts at raunchy humor, and Tucker Max comes across so unlikable and outrageous that the film’s inevitable story arc feels forced.”

    It is not too late to choose the right direction for Simon and Schuster and walk away from publishing Assholes Finish First .

    Best,

    McCoy Mountain & The ART, FILM & LITERATURE GUILD

    –http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1220628/board/thread/148314040

    Will Priscilla Painton at Simon & Shuster still Publish *beep* Finish First?

    the title makes no sense. *beep* might finish first in some silly women’s eyes, but they epic fail in reality, as demonstrated by tucker’s epic fart art film fail, which priscilla painton is pretendning not to notice.

    What’s up with women these days?

    It seems the more they run things, the more they try to force douchebag fart art on everyone:

    Former ‘Time’ Exec. Relieves Venerable Editor Mayhew At Simon & Schuster

    http://gawker.com/5002333/former-time-exec-relieves-venerable-editor-mayhew-at-simon–schuster

    Anywho, does Priscilla Painton at Simon & Shuster have a personal vendetta against asians, minorities, overweight women, and little people?

    Does she think tucker’s ads are cute and humorous?

    http://www.nbcchicago.com/news/local-beat/New-Movie-Ads-Take-Offensive-to-the-Max-59695522.html

    Does she get off on this?

    “The ad campaign for the new flick “I Hope They Serve Beer in Hell” includes slogans like “Deaf Girls Can’t Hear You Coming” and “Strippers Will Not Tolerate Disrespect (Just Kidding!).”

    Is that supposed to be funny?” –http://www.nbcchicago.com/news/local-beat/New-Movie-Ads-Take-Offensive-to-the-Max-59695522.html

    http://www.washingtoncitypaper.com/blogs/sexist/2009/09/10/spot-your-local-tucker-max-douchebag/

    Is this the new face and culture of simon and schuster?

    http://www.washingtoncitypaper.com/blogs/sexist/2009/09/15/tucker-max-fans-fight-rape-with-racism/

    Does Priscilla Painton at Simon and Schuster giggle at secretive tapings of anal sex without the girl’s consent and also this:

    http://www.penguinblogs.ca/davidson/archives/00000079.html

    http://tuckermaxlies.blogspot.com/2008/08/sillylittlefreak.html

    http://www.tuckermax.com/archives/entries/date/the_absinthe_donuts_story.phtml

    “11:17: The girl starts saying something about what a horrible person I am. I stare at her, but I am not listening. I am preparing myself. I am B-Rabbit. This is the final battle rap. I will win the hostile crowd:

    [I interrupt the fat girl] “Ward, I think you’re being a little hard on the Beaver, [as I point to each in turn] so is Eddie Haskell, Wally, and Miss Cleaver.”

    [To the fat guy with greasy hair in the camo vest] “Look out everyone! It’s the Pillsbury Commando! Hey Chunk, when was the last time you washed your hair? Does it give you more hit points to have that grease helmet? I hate to break the news, but +5 defense only counts in Dungeons and Dragons.”

    [To the ugly Asian girl] “Why you no rike me? You want me frip over? You no piss me off! ME FIND YOU IN POCKING ROT!! YOU NO TAKE MING ARIVE!!”

    [To the small frail dork–I notice he has a lazy eye] “Dude–Look at me when I’m talking to you–BOTH EYES AT ONCE. Are you really this ugly or are you just playing? EVERYONE, BE CAREFUL, THIS GUY LURKS UNDER THE STAIRS AND TRIES TO LICK YOUR SHOES WHEN YOU PASS BY!”

    [To the original fatty, pause for effect] “Why do you do this to yourself? WHY DO YOU DO THIS TO YOURSELF? Look, I’m gonna give you some advice-leave the party, take the geek squad with you, go to Denny’s, order about 10 Grand Slam Breakfasts, and eat your pain away. Won’t be the first time will it?”

    11:19: I am finished. The kitchen is quiet, except for Eddie and Rich laughing. The four freaks are completely speechless. Everyone is staring at me. I blurt out, “WHAT? I’m pretty sure it’s what Jesus would’ve done.” Eddie and Rich promptly remove me from the kitchen.”

    Is Priscilla Painton publishing tucker’s next book for the love of literature, art, or money?

    ‘Cause it seems that those who work with tucker generally hate and lose literature, art, and money.

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Priscilla_Painton

    http://www.theladyfinger.com/2009/09/tucker-max-brings-his-misogyny-to-big.html

    “What ensues, according the film’s trailer, is alcohol-fueled misogynistic mayhem. Max has sex with several women, including, to his smug satisfaction, a dwarf.”

    See? That is the clever banker ruse.

    Have women such as Priscilla fund and promote it, while others protest it, enriching the bankers as marriage is destroyed and the state is grown.

    http://www.stephenbaskerville.net/

    “A Site about the Divorce Regime, Family Court Corruption,
    and Government’s War on Fathers”

    “The divorce regime is the most totalitarian institution ever to arise in the United States. Its operatives in the family courts and the social service agencies recognize no private sphere of life. “The power of family court judges is almost unlimited,” according to Judge Robert Page of the New Jersey family court. “Social workers are perceived to have nearly unlimited power,” a San Diego Grand Jury concludes. “Absolute power corrupts absolutely. Total immunity [enjoyed by social workers] is absolute power.”

    The divorce regime is responsible for much more than “ugly divorces,” “nasty custody battles,” and other clichés. It is the most serious perpetrator of human and constitutional rights violations in America today. Because it strikes the most basic institution of any civilization – the family – the divorce regime is a threat not only to social order but to civil freedom. It is also almost completely unopposed. No political party and no politicians question it. No journalists investigate it in any depth. A few attorneys have spoken out, but they are eventually suspended or disbarred. Some academics have written about it, but they soon stop. No human rights or civil liberties groups challenge it, and some positively support it. Very few “pro-family” lobbies question it. This is because the divorce regime operates through money, political power, and fear.” — http://www.stephenbaskerville.net/

    –http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1220628/board/thread/148314040

    Have you seen/read END THE FED by Ron Paul? “Everyone must read this book–Congressmen and college students, Democrats and Republicans–all Americans.”
    –Vince Vaughn

    When you think about it, Tucker Max was the Fed’s ultimate creation–a soulless, debased douchebag:

    “My name is Tucker Max, and I am an *beep*

    Think about it–Tucker’s motto @ http://tuckermax.com could be the Fed’s motto:
    “I get excessively drunk via inflating the currency at inappropriate times, disregard social norms (funding feminism/debauchery & debasement of the family/currency/culture/tucker max(educated at the Fed’s University of Chicago’s School of Economics (school of freakanomics) and Duke scholarship)), indulge every whim/war, ignore the consequences of my actions/bubbles/bailouts, fund idiots and posers and tucker-max-like CEOs, sleep with more women than is safe or reasonable/luring them with fiat currency & a fiat-funded bus, and just generally act like a raging darko/douchebag/dickhead.”

    What do you think of Ron Paul’s new book–End the Fed?

    http://www.amazon.com/End-Fed-Ron-Paul/dp/0446549193/

    Review for End The Fed
    “Rarely has a single book not only challenged, but decisively changed my mind. “
    –Arlo Guthrie

    “Everyone must read this book–Congressmen and college students, Democrats and Republicans–all Americans.”
    –Vince Vaughn

    Vince Vaughn is a far, far better actor/director/writer than Tucker Max, so it makes sense that Tucker and his jealous friends at the Fed detest Arlo Guthrie and Vince Vaughan as well as art, film, and literature.

    The book has much better reviews and is far-higher ranked than Tucker’s douchey books/film/trailer–Five solid stars!

    Why do you donnie darko douchos/cbs haterz hate on art, the Constitution, morality, goodness, sound money, peace, prosperity, love, the family, kindness, and Ron Paul so much?

    And like the Fed, tucker privatizes all the profits of his private jet while sharing all the risk with his volunteer employees, who work for free.

    “Feminism which espoused “women’s rights” actually has driven femininity underground, torn the sexes asunder, and stripped woman of recognition for being wives and mothers, roles essential to their own fulfillment, to men, and to children and society.” –http://www.savethemales.ca/

    http://www.amazon.com/Save-Males-Matter-Women-Should/dp/1400065798

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    wonce upon a time mens wents 2 church 2 find a good wownenez lzozlzlzloz

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    today woemnz go 2 churrhc 2 find a beta or gammamale to pay for their three children forrm three fatehrs who pumped dand dudmped theier zazzez afetr asszzcockcing them lzozlzlzlzo

    back 2 shcool for all da beta fools!!!

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  16. Give me an A-cup angel any day. Or night.

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  17. I guess I’m a belly, aka “tummy” guy. If the belly is flat, everything else will likely be close to perfect for me.

    My main gal is down 18# since we met and her body’s become fantastic. She wants to drop antother 10#, and I’m really excited.

    The 19 year old I was cradlerobbing with not too long ago also had a perfect belly. Her dormmates, on the other hand, were carrying babies it appeared. Just gross.

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    • on September 1, 2011 at 6:44 pm Hot teenager lining up to be fucked by an old man.

      That soul patch is so cool. You are a rockstar!

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      • Actually, I am. That’s why I can use my real name — I don’t give two fucks about who sees me here.

        What’s your excuse? Worried your boss will see you here and fire you? Boo hoo, what a sad life that must be.

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      • You are correct. The waist is where it is at. Everything else will fit – if the waist is tight and flat.

        Technically- Bewbs are Mammary Glands – composed of fat – that produce and distribute the milk necessary for the young to survive. Most certainly thier look and shape compliments the sexual tension/experience – But generally the bigger the Bewbs, the bigger the girl – and sorry – those big fat thighs, round distended belly, and later in life, saggy old Granny tittys don’t do a thing for me.

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      • http://yourownboss.blogspot.com/2006/01/be-your-own-boss-introduction-to-ab.html

        It’s easy not to care who sees you when you have literally nothing going on.

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    • Gotta agree with A.B. Flat, tight stomach makes any size breasts fun.

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    • If the girl is slim, I can put up with a flat chest, and even deformities such as large feet. Slim + enthusiastic = pass.

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  18. Yes, the best ones are mostly B to C cups… but there are outliers…

    Two words: Kate Upton

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    • more likely than not, they’re implants.

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      • Also, it helps she can do the Dougie.

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      • Wish I knew how to embed here.

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      • I doubt that.

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      • why, simply because they bounce?

        a good breast augmentation can result in tits that bounce and jiggle just like the real thing. it’s just that we’re exposed to so many bad boob jobs (porn stars, celebrities) that people think all fake tits are like that.

        breast contours that are too sharply defined are an indication of implants. you can see them in that .gif (don’t look at the cleavage, look at the lower inner contours), and in some of her photos.

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    • From some of her pictures it looks like Kate is a sagger, if using the criteria in this blog post.

      [Heartiste: Nope. You have bad eyes. Using the criteria of this post Kate is quite lovely.]

      It doesn’t seem that most men, at least those who prefer naturally large breasts, have any problem with the way her breasts look.

      [Nice strawcunt.]

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      • Are you actually able to interact with people who disagree with you without using derogatory name calling?

        [Heartiste: Point out where I called you a name, and I won’t erase your presence from this blog.]

        I know that was meant to really offend me but I guess all I can say is . . . it takes one to know one.

        [I get the suspicion you didn’t even understand what I wrote.]

        And no, according to your criteria for sag, you can fit more than a TOOTHPICK between her breast and her chest.

        [It’s called literary license. Try not being such a dork for once in your life.]

        And there is very little perk to her breasts, while the do look somewhat firm.

        [There’s plenty of perk. Redefining the obvious to fit your transparent agenda is not gonna get you far when anyone with two eyes can tell you’re full of shit.]

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      • on September 2, 2011 at 3:33 pm The Most Interesting Man in the World

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  19. Sorry, but I digress from the apprehension of breast implants. Having been a surgical assistant to several plastic surgeons a good augment and/or lift from an experienced, board certified plastic surgeon is a much more appealing aesthetic than a pert “A” cup or a sagging “C” or “D”.

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  20. Tits don’t matter. All I care about is ass and attitude. The man is right about the big ole fat chick thing.

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  21. I like nice perky breasts of any size, but not to big.

    Hate boob jobs

    And I have a special thing for young, slender women with a flat chest and a rich bush.

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  22. dude, did you just smiley wink? Why’d you call her Caitlin… why not “Poopsie” or “Snookumz”? Thank god we have some context or else I might think you were turning all silly on us.

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  23. Unfortunately, most large racks are attached to large girls. It’s kind of like two seals attached to a whale.

    I believe it to be much easier to find a nice ass than nice boobs. Finding both in one package is a rare hustle.

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  24. Preach it brother!

    I think one of the reason a lot of fat chicks delude themselves about their level of attractiveness is because of their fat-augmented gazongas.

    Once a girl has an hourglass shape and slim long legs, then let her be an A or an F: She can’t fail, unless she’s a silicone G. And even then, she’d probably do.

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  25. All you guys calling out Heartiste for his reference to Caitlin, you do realize that he is probably nailing her right now, don’t you?

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  26. By the way, your tweet on IQ is right and wrong at the same time.

    It’s correct to the extent that the cognitive elite are staging a demographic suicide attempt by remaining largely “child-free”, or spawning one spoiled designer child. There will be less smart people in the future. Mental mediocrity is the future of the human race.

    But as for the part of the IQ curve showing that 10% of society have IQs of less than 70 – that’s hard to believe: We live in a “civilized” West where most of the mentally impaired are brutally denied the chance to be born. They’re inconvenient and so they are cast aside, like marriage vows.

    As a pro-lifer who believes in positive Eugenics, that the elite should outbreed the rabble, but everyone deserves a shot at life, I find we’re living in the worst of all possible worlds. Evolution has taken a wrong turn folks.

    So I find comfort in girls, tobacco and home-made liquor: The second-class lounge on the sinking liner Western Civ.

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  27. big boobs or medium boobs, no fatties,no uggos.
    nobody really cares about the rest.
    a fat girl is like a man with no money, perhaps worse, as the guy whose broke can get a job, but a fat girl never loses weight.
    men will sometimes trim down & keep it off, but great big carbgirls? almost never.

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  28. I like big natural boobs on a physically fit woman. Big natural boobs feel better than the fake ones. It is difficult to find big natural boobs on a slender woman as Heartiste said. Unfortuneately, as women get older their boobs like everything else sags. If her boobs don’t sag too much, then I’m fine with them and her.

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  29. I’ll add ththat it is almost impossible for a woman to be a 10 or at least a 9 unless she has a pretty face,, hourglass figure, good waist to hip ratio 7:10, nicely shaped butt and legs as well as well shaped big natural boobs.

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    • By your big-boob requirement you’ve ruled out Minka Kelly, Natalie Portman, Charlize Theron, Keira Knightley and pretty much every supermodel ever.

      Sounds like a keyboard warrior to me.

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      • I’ll happily leave ironing boards with purdy face to you. See, everything works out.

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      • I never stated that it is impossible for a woman to be a 9 or a 10 without big boobs, only that it would be unlikely. Minka Kelly, Charlize Theron,and Natalie Portman are all very pretty. If we compared all of them when in their prime, I say Minka Kelly is the prettiest,, Charlize Thereon next, and finally Natalie Portman. Both Minka Kelly and Charlize Theron are almost on par with their pretty faces. Minka Kelly has the best body of the three. Minka Kelly has 34C bra size which is big for a skinny lady. I would say that C Cup bra size is big on a skinny woman, but not on a fat woman who is under 6 feet tall.
        Most Supermodels have small boobs because they are chosen by homosexual men and heterosexual women to make clothes look good, which smaller boobed women do. Most men as you stated above prefer an hourglass figure which I agree with. However,it would be rare to have an hourglass figure without big boobs or without at least a C cup bra size Many heterosexual men such as myself prefer big boobs, I won’t apoligize for my preferences. Do you work for the fashion industry? You’re starting to sound like it! LOL!!!

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      • No one is knocking big tits, my illiterate chum. And if you want to jack off to your World of Warcraft avatars, then it’s a free world.

        But until the happy day you lose your virginity, (and hooker’s don’t count) then accept that you will come across as a sexless omega with the impossibly high standards of your ilk.

        George Sodini laughs at you.

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      • Pete, funny thing… your comment says more about you than about the one you respond to. Just saying…

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      • Cadnerd,

        If White-knighting a woman is beta, then what do you call a man who White-knights a brother Omega man?

        Answers on a postcard please.

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      • By the way, you are right. I lost my virginity to a whore.

        Your mother

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      • So, he likes big tits and that makes him omega. Gotchya.

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      • When you were in diapers, my mother was already six feet under. Are you saying that for the lack of opportunities, the graves were your “thing”?

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      • You’re too stupid to breathe, Cadnerd.

        Read posts before you comment on them. Where did I say liking big tits is omega?

        What is omega is claiming Olivia Wilde can’t be a 9 or 10. If you claim that, chances are you’re an omega who holds ludicrously high standards to conceal the fact that the only female genitalia you’ve ever seen belonged to your dear Ma.

        And you White knighted such an omega. Now what does that make you?

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      • I did not claim anything. I don’t know who Olivia Wilde is. What I know is that people have different tastes. You are into ironing boards (or broads), I’ll be happy to take ones with C’s and D’s. There is enough of both to cover both of our tastes.

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      • Does your mom count, bastard son of mine who i never paid child support for and never stuck around either?

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      • Five hours it took you to respond, and with such a gem.

        You’re too retarded to be my father.

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  30. Not that there’s anything wrong with large chest-rockets. But you can’t make it a prerequisite for absolute beauty.

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    • When in doubt, talk to the dick.

      My dick loves a tight firm bubble but, and my dick likes a generous handful of tit.

      I can deal with small tits. But I can DEAL with large firm breasts.

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  31. Mexican Pete, you do realize that supermodels are not supposed to be very sexually attractive, no?
    That is actually the point of supermodels (and the runway crowd in general), ie. to be a conventionally pretty if not drab background for the clothes they wear, and not to have sexually enticing curves or faces.

    Simply put, there is a reason why supermodels don’t look like prnstars, and why prnstars don’t look like supermodels.

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    • So that the shoppers of the clothes don’t get distracted by competition anxiety?

      Fashion TV has moved away from that trend, and are now marketting more to heterosexual men. It’s not about the clothes in that venue, so you see shorter girls, and girls with breasts. And they smile.

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    • You’re generalizing. Some models do look quite weird and not at all hot. But for the most part, they’re very pretty women.

      Point is, most hot women, the 8s upwards, can have big or small jugs. And to say that small fitted women can’t be 10s is horseshit.

      And that’s why when Omega men announce that 9s and 10s have to be big titted, they come across as virginal nerds with a spooge-covered poster of Princess Leah and impossibly high standards.

      Hot dames cannot be fat. Everything else is negotiable

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      • Blame your mother for the retardation. I’m a busy man.I don’t exist for you, but you appaeantly exist for me.

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      • You managed to spell apparently without an r – if you’re my father, your brain damage must be non-genetic in origin.

        You must have held your breath once too often.

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      • I’m talking down to your level, retard speach, troll monkey.

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      • Must be so difficult trying to fit in, doclove. Talking with feigned enthusiasm about “big titties”, trying not to sound the ultimate closet case. And an imbecile to boot.

        Poor man.

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  32. This NEEDED to be said. Preach on, sir. Preach on.

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  33. @ Mexican Pete.
    I never made big boobs a prerequisite to be a 9 or 10, but said it would be unlikely. Minka Kelly,Charlize Theron and Natalie Portman are all very pretty. Minka Kelly has a 34C bra size which is big for a skinny woman. Minka Kelly is prettier than Charlize Theron because Minka Kelly has a better body even though both women have faces which are about as pretty as the other. Charlize Theron is prettier than Natalie Portman.
    Supermodels, who are pretty, are chosen by homosexual men and heterosexual women to model clothes to make the clothing look good. Supermodels with rare exception are skinny with small boobs. Most men would choose a pretty face and a physically fit woman over big boobs in my opinion.. I would. I like big natural boobs and hourglass figures such as Marylin Monroe or Jenna Jameson in her prime. I like what I like and won’t apologize for it. You like what you like and are free to do so. Do you work for the fashion industry? .

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    • Given the preponderance of stunning ladies and the near total absence of male competition I wish I did work in the fashion industry.

      Sadly, I work in construction

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      • I get it—you’re one of the Village People! As to why you would not only impolitely question my preferences and insult me after making my own preferences known, and pick a fight where none is necessary is beyond me. Disagreeing politely with me is one thing, but the way you did it is another, troll-monkey

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      • You’ve mentioned fashion industry twice, and now the village people.

        Up to now, I’ve never questioned your preferences, but now I think I will.

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      • You mentioned Supermodels.first. What do Supermodels look like and who do they work for? Then you question my sexual orientation. I’m heterosexual, and at best you’re bisexual if not a flaming homosexual. Move along, troll monkey.

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      • Enough of this shit.

        Talking about supermodels is not the sign of a fag.

        Bringing up the village people and accusing random people of being fags are the signs of closet fags.

        Doclove, you got something to tell us.

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      • Both of you are full of shit anways.

        Supermodels are usually ugly as fuck.

        So Mexican pete has shit taste in women.

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      • I hate to say it, but the two of you should just fuck and get it over with.

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  34. I am by nature a kind-hearted, generous kind of guy. And I cannot hate on a woman just because god or random bad luck gave her smallish bewbies.
    In my way of looking at these things, an otherwise non-fat, fit, female will always qualify for a good hard rogering regardless of the volumn of her tits – as long as she is pushing them in my face…

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  35. DFC

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  36. I’m tall and slim with DD breasts and a small (flat) butt. Is there any hope for me?

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  37. Me, I look at a small waist with nice hips first. The waist/hip ratio. Then, I like the ass. I don’t like flat asses.
    Lastly, I look at chest and boobs. Chest because I hate a broad chest area on a woman, I like a woman with small chest area and fairly narrow shoulders. Tits should be long and not wide, ideally they should curve upwards like bananas. I always liked that curved titty era from the 1960s, I wonder if they wore different bras back then. Pink nipples are best.

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    • “Pink nipples are best.”

      Only young girls have pink nipples I think. I’d swear mine were pink less than a year ago and I’d swear they were some kind of pink-brownish a week ago. Today I’ve noticed the pink color faded and they are only brownish now. My hamster says that at least my breasts are not sagging yet, but I know it’s just the hamster … Seems that I’m really sliding into sexual worthlessness :S

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  38. Cat patrol, I heartedly agree. Hips and waist, hips and waist. Legs, Dat Gap, Small ribcage in relation to hips. The only kind of tits I really dislike and small saggy ones, and the wayyyyy to large (as to cause staring, backpain, and general getting in the way)

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  39. I have to disagree here. I love big boobs. If she has big boobs, I give her a pass on being a little overweight.

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  40. on September 2, 2011 at 12:38 am DevastatinglyFemale

    this is refreshing to hear, because i see women parading around with their decollete all the time and men actually stare like there’s no tomorrow. almost by default those exposed sisters come with a car tire around the waist. it amazes me how can anyone this grotesque balconette with some blob on the top be attractive to anyone. not to mention – proud owners use every opportunity to let ‘less lucky’ women know how much attention they get because of their big b[L]oobs :((

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  41. Rick Perry has read deeply of the collected works & speeches of Winston S. Churchill. Trust me on this. All the right answers are already in his head and have been well rehearsed, – and he has also successfully tapped into the same karmic destiny stream that fueled the bottle-rocket careers of M. Jaeger and E. Presley.
    He will walk to the Presidency over a road of bones.

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  42. Why is a waist called a waist?

    Because you could fit another pair of titts there.

    On a more serious note.

    The shape and proportion of breasts is far more important than outright size.
    There are many “bigger” women that may technically be D or DD cups but the shape is all wrong.

    Even the most epic of racks will eventually start heading South.

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    • “Even the most epic of racks will eventually start heading South.”

      Yes, if you are future time oriented, smaller tits are the way to go. They can look just as good when the girl is 40.

      But if being intimate does not equal a lifetime contract, then big firm breasts will have an effect on the man.

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  43. As for Push-up bras or Wonderbras; they are the work of the Devil.

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  44. on September 2, 2011 at 3:41 am thefrollickingmole

    A request from the gentlemen who frequent this fine establishment.

    Please bring your cluebats and best bile to this “cute but fucked in the head” females mind droppings and educate her.
    Heres her picture.
    http://www.abc.net.au/unleashed/amy-mullins-55632.html

    Heres her article.
    http://www.abc.net.au/unleashed/2868544.html#comments

    Its a public broadcasters forum so the language will have to be discreet but direct.
    Shes, again, argueing monogomy is good for men and we should STFU, suck it up and be good little monogamous providers.

    A couple of mind droppings of hers.

    “Monogamy, when entered into openly and maturely, is not the sexually repressive and anti-male regime Arndt makes it out to be. It is a choice made by two people.”
    ……
    “It makes no difference to this discussion whether the cause of differences in male and female sexual behaviour are neurological, hormonal, biological, socially constructed and/or evolutionary.”
    ……
    “Arndt’s picture of Australia is one where men in heterosexual relationships live in a monogamous “sex-starved” hell, honourably struggling to keep their philandering to a minimum and fighting back their uncontrollable natural urges. Meanwhile, women, who barely feature directly, are caricatured in opposition to men as sexual unequals with a low libido, who are naturally disinterested in sex, who selfishly withhold sex from their partners and are dismissive of man’s admirably (because it is caused by glorious testosterone) sustained interest in sex and deviant sexual fantasies.”

    (note the shaming angle at the end of that one, subtle eh?)

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  45. on September 2, 2011 at 4:31 am Green Gangrene

    >Regrettably, most mighty racks are attached to behemoths.

    fuk I laughed

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  46. on September 2, 2011 at 6:41 am msexceptiontotherule

    All I’d want to suggest (if it were polite to do so, and of course if it would actually see some follow-through) to far too many of the women is….”WEAR A D&%M BRA, ONE THAT SERVES A PURPOSE!”

    If you’ve got larger breasts, going bra-less on a majority of days is a bad idea. So are bras designed in such a way that cancels out any potential supportive elements and are basically just as bad as going without a bra. A friend of mine had to actually tell his g/f that the straps on bras that go over the shoulders are adjustable, to which she was shocked and amazed, especially after noticing her nipples didn’t seem to be pointing down at the ground anymore.

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  47. OT – alpha of the year:

    http://www.csmonitor.com/World/Middle-East/2011/0901/American-college-kid-joins-Libya-rebels-for-vacation

    He is going to have sorority girls lining up around the block to jump into his bed when he gets back.

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    • Then a rebel handed him an AK-47, and he awkwardly fired several rounds into the air.

      If he returns. He seems to be in a race for the darwin award.

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  48. Bigger boobs are so unpredictable. They can look consistently fantastic in a bra… but I’ve been disappointed far too many times when the bra is taken off and they look like stretchy potato sacks. (With that said, when they’re good… man, they’re good. Sadly, that’s the exception and not the rule.)

    I abso-fucking-lutely love a nice B or C cup. They are the perfect handful and you know that there’s not too much which can go wrong when you pull that bra off.

    So many girls seem to think big boobs are the holy grail of attractiveness. Especially girls with smaller boobs. I swear, every C cup I’ve hooked up with has been self conscious about their boobs being too small.

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  49. Excellent piece!

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  50. I consider a nice hip to waist ratio and a pretty face to be part of the drive train. A rack over a B cup is just a nice option.

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  51. Well said, and I completely agree. Big boobs are overrated, and worthless on an obese frame. I enjoy a set of small perky A’s (especially sans bra in a t shirt) as much as C’s or D’s.

    In my experience, I’ve noticed that women are more obsessed with breasts than most men. If you want to drive a big boobed woman nuts, casually remark that you prefer small breasts. (The reverse is not as effective of course.)

    Women of course love to manipulate men with cleavage, so learn how to appreciate without leering. Don’t give too much coin to the ones who go overboard showing off. (Exception granted to older women of course, whose breasts sag more and may be more comfortable with some extra skin exposed. Their days of showboating are long gone.)

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  52. Big boobs are overrated & this is coming from a D/DD gal. I hate em and will be getting them reduced. I’d give my left arm to be a natural c cup. Small boobed ladies – you are not missing out plus they always have the pretty bras in smaller sizes. UGH!

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    • Breast reductions make me angry. Don’t do that shit.

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      • Well I hate any kind of surgery and I feel it should be avoided if at all possible. I will have to see how they look once I reach my weight goals.

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      • Neecy,

        Did you get into the weight lifting at all?

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      • Yes started lifting in the gym and I believe it has contributed to loss of inches I have experienced. Defintiley the body feels tighter than when I was just doing cardio. 🙂

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    • Neecy

      Big boobs are overrated & this is coming from a D/DD gal.

      go figure. a post about rackage. the ONE topic i did not expect you to post on.

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    • right you are. from the time i was 16 i had a size DD and the sag only got worse with time and pregnancy (5).

      the worst thing is they’re not for YOU. in economic terms.YOU have to internalize the cost: endure the bad back, the pressure on the straps, the stabbing of the underwire, the riding up, the poorer fit of clothes. but the benefits are all externalized (men’s leering). yeah, they come in handy when the baby’s hungry. but even there, it’s not for YOU.

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  53. I am 5’6″ 128 lbs, and until this April wore a 30 G, Yes, thats a G cup. God (and mom ,given ) BMI 20 ( Im sure fat for you Heartiste 🙂

    [Heartiste: Nope. Perfect.]

    but a size 6 in case it matters

    [Size matters.]

    I had a reduction earlier in the year and now In a perfect Cish-small D. Best thing I ever did.

    Boobs beyond a C WILL SAG, PERIOD. I know, because I lived it.

    Nuff said

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    • Yep, same here. I had a penis reduction surgery. My penis was 10 inches long when flacid, so you can imagine the size when it was erect. i was depressed because all the girls stared at my huge bulge and i just wanted to be normal…
      /sarcasm off

      Yoy slapped God in his face. You proud?

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    • Jandy, I hooked up with a girl soon after her reduction surgery. I wonder…when do those crazy scars die down?

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    • jandy

      I am 5’6″ 128 lbs, and until this April wore a 30 G, Yes, thats a G cup. God (and mom ,given )

      I had a reduction earlier in the year

      at LEAST you could’ve donated them to charity – for some girl who coulda used ’em you MURDERING BITCH

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  54. Someone else said it above, but give me a perfectly in shape girl with small titties versus a girl with 15 lbs extra and huge natural bewbs, and I’ll take the funbags every single time.

    Assuming all other attributes are equal, of course.

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  55. b-cup here. one of my friends loves to brag about her dd-cups. she’s 21, but that shit is already starting to sag. i once heard a guy say that her boobs looked like fried eggs nailed to a wall.

    pretty sure mine will stay perky well into my 30s. given the choice, i wouldn’t trade up.

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  56. @firepower

    Trust me, I would’ve if I could’ve. You don’t know how many friends asked me to. I even asked the doc, and he said, they’re working on that sort of thing for the future, but they cant do it now since extra breast tissue could have breast cancer cells so its too risky. Go figure.

    All I can say is , I am soo happy with my new girlz 🙂 It was life changing. In a good way!

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  57. @askjoe.

    I It depends on the kind of lift you have, and if you are healing well ( which I am) after about a year. You will have a tiny .5 inch scar under each nipple that will prob always be there, but a small price to pay overall. I had what they call the “anchor” lift, the most common with least scarring.

    I also started eating pretty much all paleo/primal before the surgery and now permanently, which I absolutely believe has hastened the healing process exponentially 🙂

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  58. There’s one older girl on the pron I’ve seen who’s stacked and firm, check out ava addams. It’s genetic, some girls got it and some don’t.

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  59. Great site but this post really brought the Beta Brigade out of the woodwork.

    A lot of losers claiming that they only bang girls with big boobs when the limits of their experience with women is Youporn.

    As for the pussy Cadnerd who scoffed at the Yank fighting in Libya, well cowards always laugh at the brave.

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    • Wait … What? I didn’t watch the video and don’t care all that much, but you do realize what happens when you fire bullets straight up, right?

      It’s called gravity.

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      • Yep, and since you’re a woman and all, you probably haven’t heard of amazing things called “momentum”, “friction” and “ballistics”.

        Firstly, bullets lose momentum due to “friction” Secondly, that’s not a 90
        degree shot.

        Thirdly, that bullet will come down all right, but at a small fraction of its initial speed.

        It’s why Arab squares arent littered with corpses everytime there is some celebratory shooting.

        That bullet will

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      • Stick to talking about tampons, my dear

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      • As I am on my phone and hate posting on it this will have to suffice:

        http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/magazine-14616491

        As I am not terribly familiar with the AK I could be wrong on it’s caliber but I am relatively sure it is larger enough to reach more than 200 per second and therefore penetrate the skull.

        BTW, I had a fantastic time with my dad last week learning about distance and windage on his .308 Savage Arms sniper rifle and I will think of you fondly next time I shoot my Rock River Arms AR-15 from 250 yards and make a 6 inch grouping with iron sights ( though I will freely admit this is with sand bags for support).

        I’ll suggest what you may do with your tampons but it would not be very lady like.

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      • Damn autocorrect on phone. Please disregard my spelling and grammatical errors.

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      • on September 2, 2011 at 5:02 pm Beta and proud

        You’re excused!

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      • Looks like someone did a few quick searches on Google. Party on, GI Jane

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      • Ha! If it makes you fell better to think this you go right ahead, but how would I know the Savage and Rock River are as good as they are without some personal experience? With all the companies and weapons available, I somehow doubt I would come up with these in a google search. Besides, wouldn’t someone with little knowledge of guns come back at you with hand guns?

        However, yes. I did google the article and you had me second guessing myself about the fatality of the falling bullets. Been a long time since I learned that tidbit of info and wasn’t sure if it had been debunked.

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    • Bravery not eq stupidity. Truly brave men are usually aware of what they are doing and do whatever they can not to get themselves killed. There are quite a few people killed annually in ME due to gun sex (=shooting straight into air). And given that he doesn’t have the basic skills handling firearms, I see an accident removing him from a gene pool around the corner.

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      • Cadnerd,

        You resent the man because he went and did something extraordinary.

        And so you want to tear him down. By posting anonymous comments on a blog.

        You know all about bravery

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      • What is so extraordinary about joining Al-qaeda, in my book that’s another notch for his stupidity.. He probably does not know it, but the rebels leadership, if you paid attention, has some interesting associations. Just wait and see how this will turn out, one dictator replaced by another, it’s a ME modus operandi.

        But setting his ignorance aside, I stand with what I said, there likely won’t be 5 wenches hanging on each of his fingers when he returns in a box.

        I was a volunteer firefighter some years back. Got burned a bit when taking a kid out of a burning house. It healed quite well and the resulting scaring is not that bad, It kinda creates a nice creds with them wimminz when I take off my attire. Was it brave? I don’t know. It was a part of my job description, so relatively mundane affair and not that extraordinary like going
        to Lybia to get oneself killed, I presume.

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      • @ Cadnerd
        Thanks for being on my side concerning Mexican Pete while I was gone. I was in the U.S. Army and deployed to Iraq and then Afghanistan. I got my Honorable Discharge. It’s a mess over there, especially Afghanistan now. Both places are hopelessly corrupt, and even though it would be nice if they had freedom, peace and prosperity, but it looks unlikely at this point. If our leadership ever let us military men off the chain to go and kill the enemy, there would be partial or full genocide, and the USA and NATO would win the wars. It would be immoral and of those of us who survived, we would pay in post traumatic stress syndrome even more than we already do. You are right that people would say I was brave or that you were brave, but it was mostly mundane for us. Being as a Soldier, just like being a fireman(I imagine) is mundane with a few episodes of insane excitement. Being brave is not getting yourself unnecessarily killed, wounded or captured nor your teammates unnecessarily killed, wounded or captured. It’s making sure you are well trained for the job at hand, have a good plan and are ready for different contingencies or plan B if necessary. Unfortuneately, our ruling elite think it’s cute for the morons to breed like cockroaches while the smarter people go extinct. It will end badly, and maybe if we’re lucky we’ll have a new and better begining and smarter people will reproduce faster than the morons again.

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  60. Lolz

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  61. I disagree.

    The occasional, heavy-chested bimbo is good too, but only for what they are – junk food.

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  62. on September 2, 2011 at 4:18 pm Beta and Proud.

    I have never seen such a sexist post or comments. If you want a hot girl, ignore all this Pick up talk.

    Be kind. Be yourself. Buy her flowers. Treat her with respect. Don’t judge her on her past lovers.

    Dont insist on exclusivity, but be there for her when she needs you. Don’t be afraid to buy a big diamond ring. Be a feminist

    Girls might want bad boys in the short term, but in the long run nice guys finish first. ,

    [Heartiste: Pretty funny! Unless you were being serious?]

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    • lol

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    • Also, just be yourself and wait for her to make the first move.

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    • on September 2, 2011 at 4:39 pm Beta and proud

      I have never been more serious in my life.

      Every girl I know tells me she wants a nice guy. Why don’t we listen to them? We need no game, only open hearts. Learn not to judge.

      Girls need their wild pasts, they are wiser and deeper as a result. But in the end, they see past the bikers and bartenders. They need someone to hold them, to protect them and to reassure them that their inner Goddess abides. And that’s why nice guys win.

      The best advice I ever heard about women is “Treat them like a princess, but always be yourself”. You all would benefit from this advice

      [Heartiste: OK, now I know you’re kidding. The last line was a giveaway. Well played, trollawan.]

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  63. If a girl is just plain fat then I don’t care how big her boobs are but I admit that if the breasts are truly magnificent then a little chubbiness is OK with me.

    It’s all about the total package and if the pluses outweigh the deltas.

    Also, I think that this debate needs some visual aids. Lots and lots of visual aids to properly examine all aspects of this important issue.

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  64. on September 2, 2011 at 4:58 pm Beta and proud

    I offer good advice yet it is dismissed as trollery.

    I have a 9 girlfriend. And I got her by not being judgemental, by being her shelter in the storm.
    We are both in alpha professions, but I am not threatened by her success, nor intimidated by her past. We’re getting married next year.

    If any of you want to learn how to pick hot chicks, go to the horses mouth with advice from
    a leading and hot feminist:

    Type Amanda Marcotte Pick-up in google and look

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    • I have a 9 girlfriend. And I got her by not being judgemental, by being her shelter in the storm.

      This is funny but it reminds me of the most omega-drone-tastic romcom I’ve ever had the misfortune to watch 20 minutes of: The Switch, came out last year, complete with pedestalizing of mid-thirties and older NYC chicks, oneitis, grinding celibacy, glorification of men who laughably teach feminist studies, and wow, just a celebration of everything Amanda Marcotte would teach you about pick-up stuff. So, check it out, Beta.

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      • on September 2, 2011 at 7:26 pm Beta and Proud

        My girl is in her late twenties, just for the record.

        And no grinding celibacy for me.

        Trust me, nice guys win

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      • Crispy! Nay, overdone.

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      • @ Cadnerd
        Thankyou for defending me while I was gone against the morons who haven’t learned to read & comprehend and who also haven’t learned to shut their stupid mouths. I am a a former U.S. Soldier who is a veteran of Iraq and Afghanistan. You seem to understand that true bravery is about training, having a good plan and having contingency plans as you were once a fireman. Like you, I prefer big boobs. I like natural big boobs on a young physically fit beautiful woman. My attitude is like yours, whatever you like is what ever you like and Whatever I like is what I like. To each there own.

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  65. This is exactly the deluded thinking from the Fat Acceptance movement that is being pointed out in this post.

    One person, of the two in this video, is deluded.

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    • Absolutely excellent.

      This is like an olympic medalist sharing the podium with someone who gets a participation ribbon.

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  66. The danger from falling small arms bullets has been extensively studied by the US Military. Bottom line, falling bullets will penetrate helmets and kill you ded if the hit is headed towards your brain. At least 40 persons a year die this way in the M.E.

    If a woman gets naked and her bewbies are seen to be smaller than her belly bulgies she should not be expected to be treated like a human being.

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  67. She should not expect to be treated like a human being.
    If her belly bulgies are bigger than her bewbies.

    Dammit, my comment about falling fire is from a gold plated source (like the head neuro-surgeon of the US Army) and should be read, not moderated.

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  68. on September 2, 2011 at 7:44 pm Beta and Proud

    All you talking about guns – why?

    Arms are for hugging!

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  69. on September 2, 2011 at 7:45 pm Beta and Proud

    People, all I have done is to come here with advice. It’s worked so well for me, and I think it could help you all too. Rather than pessimism and cynicism, I offer you hope. I am marrying a truly beautiful (and late-20s) woman next year. You might laugh and scoff, but I know she wouldn’t stray. I trust her. She trusts Me. She’s tired of players – and I’m glad she’s grown out of her wild past.

    As for the commenters’ who’ve made nasty remarks: She wouldn’t spare a second glance on any of you: Because she could see the meanness in your hearts.

    When you talk about Game, you make something so simple so complicated.
    So I’ll tell you what you’re all overlooking. Listen.

    Women need love and respect. Even the most beautiful are sometimes vulnerable, and need a little support. They don’t need negs – they need to be loved. And for the man who is prepared for this, many, many doors will open.

    So drop the teenage-girl-like games, and be yourselves. And prepare to be amazed. As a Great Man said, Yes We Can.

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    • As a mediocre president has proven it’s no he can’t.

      Calling Obama a great man is just more proof that your so called advice isn’t worth jack.

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  70. @ Mongrel
    I’ve stated that Supermodels are pretty, but they are not overall the prettiest women in the world. Most men would rather look at the hottest pornography female stars in my observation ,and there’s a reason for that.I know I would. I never stated that it’s impossible for a B cup or lower woman not to be a 9 or 10 in my opinion, only unlikely. Mexican Pete is the one who implied that I only think big boobed women are 9s or 10s which is not remotely true. Mexican Pete started the insults including insinuating about my sexual orientation. I can handle a person who disagrees with my opinion, and I’m ok with it, but keep the insults to yourself especially if you can’t take getting insulted back. Notice, I’ve never insulted anyone on this blog first I didn’t have a reply button above so I responded down here. I’ve been honest, and explained my reasons why. Read the posts,You start talking about men in closets to me without me writing one word to you, Do you have something to tell us?

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    • Don’t sweat it about Mexican Pete. Trust that those with social acumen are not swayed by silly slander. He is only making himself look bad, loudly.

      What you often find on blogs is that those who have little to say feel left out, and want to join in on all the fun. But they see contributing as nothing but a king of the hill game. Since they have nothing to contribute, the only way to get to the top of the hill is by shoving other people down.

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      • @ xplat
        I agree. I’m just having fun batting him around for now laughing my ass off. You’re posts on Southeast Asian women seem to be good. I know more about Northeast Asian Women, and Gorbachev wrote good commentaries on them. The two of you together have East Asian women well researched and commented on. I look at your detractors who call you a paper Alpha as people who really don’t know what East Asian women are like. Even if you used your money and power to draw the ladies in, so what. I’m not implying that this is the case for how would I truly know unless I met you and saw you in action. By all means I don’t know you and don’t know if this is true or not, but I believe you because it doesn’t hurt me, and your comments seem to be similar to what I already know about East Asian women. I lived in korea and traveled to Hong Kong, Macau and Japan as well as met a lot of Southeast Asians working in Korea. At least you have enough GAME and don’t get robbed by them unlike so many other men I’ve known. Many of your detractors would get robbed blind by the East Asian women. An East Asian woman can be as ruthless as a Eastern European woman and take a man to the cleaners. Gorbachev was right when he posted that East Asian women on average are the best at baffling men as to what their true intentions are, and even the best of them can be taken to the cleaners and be robbed. I’ve seen Northeast Asian and Southeast Asian women do it. too many times to unsuspecting Western men.Keep on telling the truth like you see it because you seem to know more than your detractors.

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      • I don’t mind if people disagree with me. I don’t even mind the personality conflicts. I see an instructive pattern about haters, though. The people who get quite riled up and make character assasination a personal mission. You don’t see that happen from the contributors here with a known name and who have made recognized contributions to the site regarding game. It’s the people who have never been commended who attack with the most venom.

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      • @ xsplat
        So true. I know I could have never written what you and others have written as well as you have.To all the haters, this is not giving unwaranted praise, but rather giving credit where credit is due. I have backed up what you and others have stated if I have experience observing this or have lived through it myself. Unlike so many dummies, if I don’t know any better, I keep my mouth shut and stay off my computer keyboard, then proceed to learn as much as I can. Many could learn from my example.
        There’s nothing like a beautiful East Asian woman who has a pretty face, is physically fit, is a young adult, has good BMI, has good waist & hip ratio and naturally big boobs( C cup to DD cup depending on her height) to bang. East Asians on average have less glands which perspire which translates into a pussy that not only looks better, but smells better too on average than other races of women. East Asian Women also have tighter pussies on average than other races of women. Their skin smells better and feels better on average too.They also have a tendency to age better than other races of women on average in virtually every respect especially if they do not get pregnant. Although I prefer the looks of beautiful women of European descent, I can attest to the fact that if a man has sex with an East Asian woman I described above, it will be the most pleasureable ball draining experience in his life to such an extent that it will be difficult, yet not impossible to return to White women. A physically fit beautiful young East Asian woman is almost as pretty as a physically fit young beautiful White Woman, but the East Asian Woman is more fun to have sexual intercourse with on average. If the East Asian woman knows foreplay it’s even better. A man would have had sex with the best woman as exists to make his dick and body feel like it is touching heaven.when he has sex with the East Asian woman I described above. The problem is too many Western women have let themselves go to hell in a hand baskett in too many ways so overall East Asian women are beating them handily on average these days.
        I know the hater will acuse me of buying whores and telling me how great they are for being able to game women. I don’t care because I know what fools they are. The truth is if any of these fools banged East Asian women, they would find it difficult to return to the Western ladies of today maybe not yesterday. I know this site reccomends against prostitution and heavily frowns upon it in favor of learning game as do I, but even if these fools went to East Asian prostitutes, it would be a significant step up for most of them.

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      • The problem is too many Western women have let themselves go to hell in a hand baskett in too many ways so overall East Asian women are beating them handily on average these days.

        Would anybody like to disagree with doclove on this point?

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      • doc love,

        “… but even if these fools went to East Asian prostitutes, it would be a significant step up for most of them.”

        Sleeping with girls who have to sell their bodies to make their living is a “significant step up” for you? :S

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      • @ xplat
        I’ve also seen these East Asian ladies commit adultry and cheat on their husbands and boyfriends respectively too, and they are much better at hiding what they’re up to than Western Women.

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    • The hottest porn stars are porn stars because they weren’t hot enough for the Macy’s catalog much less Victoria’s Secret.

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  71. Dude,

    You’re both whining cunts.

    You said that a 9 or a 10 had to have big tits.

    He disagreed and mentioned supermodels. He’s a fucking idiot in that most supermodels look very fucked up.

    You said:

    “…..Do you work for the fashion industry? You’re starting to sound like it! LOL!!!”.

    That sounds like an accusation to me, pal. Not cool. Then you went on with this village people shit.

    By the way, no one cares what either of you think. He’s a spaz and you sound like the kind of guy who brings up the Village people without being invited.

    Now fuck off.

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    • I’ve stated that it’s not impossible for a woman to be a 9 or 10 with smaller than C cup bra size, only unlikely 3 times above. Most Supermodels at least with the right lighting, photography and photoshopping have pleasing faces. I really don’t know what they look like in real life. It may be that they are ugly. Yes, many do seem to have wierd faces. Now go fuck yourself.

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      • Doclove, Learn to spell, shitbird: “wierd”.

        And Mongrel, take your fucking meds.

        In fact, fuck you both.

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      • I can deal with my typos. What I can’t deal with is that you are a waste of sperm., You should have been a blowjob(not a creampie), Mexican Pete, King Troll Monkey.

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  72. @ Mexican Pete
    There was no reply button above so I’m responding to you here. The only moron is you. You read things that I never wrote nor implied. I could care less if I fit in or not, troll monkey.

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  73. Doclove

    “I could care less if I fit in or not”

    That’s the spirit!

    Just remember, you gotta be you.

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  74. Back in my early 20s I had a blond girlfriend with humongous tits. The nips were huge on those big-boys. Just thinking about her makes me want to go eat some silver dollar pancakes.

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  75. It’s all about proportionality. The bigger the chick, the bigger the boobs and the smaller the stomach need to be in order for tits to be an asset. A 5’1 110lber only needs small Cs to have big tits. A 5’10 165lb chick needs to be in the double d and beyond range to have attractive big tits.

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  76. 5′ 10″ and 165lbs is a fat chick.

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  77. She’s not fat, because she feels good about herself. Appearances count — which is why she wants the red dress — unless it’s about her lifestyle and nutrition choices.

    I love her grasp of economics.She promises not to shop a X stores because they don’t stock her sizes. Great. That’ll teach ’em. They’re already not focusing on you as a customer; not shopping at a store that has no merchandise for you will not make any impact upon the business’s bottom line.

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    • I watched the video. I think she’s saying she’s fat. She’s challenging fat people to not use their ‘fat’ as an excuse for everything that goes wrong in their lives. In regards to shopping I think she was saying that she won’t waste her time shopping in stores that don’t stock her size because she has better things to do, I don’t think she was talking boycott. She may have been saying it would be worthwhile to consider stocking larger sizes because there are buyers.

      I don’t like the message she sends about weight loss attempts being for nothing because stats show 95% of people fail. Weight loss attempts fail because starvation, restrictive diets fail. Paleo eating would be very successful if mainstream media would pick it up. Problem is it hurts the grain and dairy industries and no one’s going to be able to counter the lobby monies.

      Fact is she’d be much more attractive with at least 60 pounds lost. She may have accepted herself, which is cool, but her market value is lower whether she likes it or not. Fat might be in again some day – when it’s only the super rich who can afford to eat the fattening food – thereby showing status. McDonalds, K-D, Raman will make sure that never happens.

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  78. on September 1, 2011 at 5:48 pm | Reply Matador
    Dicks can be naturally enlarged if the guy can spend 2 years+ doing daily exercises. Pills and products don’t work, but natural PE seems really effective for those who have enough patience and dedication. There are risks but they can be avoided.
    On the other hand, implants can help a woman, but a significant part of the male population will be turned off.

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    There is sugical enhancement of the penis.. its called penile augmentation….it can be made thicker or longer.

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    • Too risky, man. And apparently, the results are less satisfying than manual PE. There are two kinds of procedures. The first one consists of tearing the ligament, funny thing is you don’t gain anything directly after the intervention, and you’re supposed to do manual exercises afterwards for months . The second one is adding fat and tissue inside the penis, it can lead to gross deformations, and most patients are not satisfied.
      Anyone who considers surgery has to consider manual PE first, and read a lot about it. Many people who underwent surgery complain about it on the forums, and wish they knew better.

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    • Unless the man has a baby dick and is incapable of pleasing a woman at all, why risk permanent injury by getting cock surgery? Maybe the result will be a larger cock, but maybe the man will lose sensitivity in which case the surgery will be all for naught. Any man man who is seriously considering this type of surgery almost certainly has serious deep-seated insecurities.

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  79. Size really does matter…for both sexes. Who knew. 😉

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  80. I see this all the time where fat chicks show a lot of cleavage and incorrectly assume that men will like their boobs so much that they will overlook fat rolls around the belly and a fat ass. Those women rationalize any reason for failure with men other than the obvious – i.e., their overweight bodies. I actually had a fat chick who wanted to go out with me (I declined) and who said that a lot of men don’t like dating women who are nice to them. I suspect that in reality men don’t like dating fat women who are nice to them.

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  81. WTF is this thread

    boobs are furniture: you don’t want thrift store saggy crap, and you don’t want stiff new plastic

    beyond that = fetish territory

    whatever

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  82. No matter what their size, Filipina women have the softest breasts.

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  83. on September 7, 2011 at 3:50 am msexceptiontotherule

    @Beta and Proud:

    Oh good lord – it’s completely and thoroughly on the list of “worst things to do in any interpersonal relationship” to blindly trust and respect someone who has yet to prove they’re deserving of either. Not that you shouldn’t be civil and polite to strangers or people you’ve just met. But why set yourself to be disappointed and/or feeling betrayed, not to mention feeling like an idiot for giving someone more trust/respect and credit than they deserve.

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  84. I see what you’re saying and i disagree sir. I didn’t read through all the responses, but i’m sure someone said this already. Not all D cups (and larger) are found on behemoths. Not all of them sag to a woman’s knees either, but sure apply time, gravity and a chicks unwillingness to hit a gym every now and then and they’ll eventually get there or she’ll get em reduced. At the other end of the spectrum, a skinny woman with no boobs, will never make it above 6 or 7 on my scale.

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