The Pickup Artist’s Car Of Choice

The Chateau receives lots of requests from readers for recommendations on accoutrements that would best complement a master seducer’s lifestyle. Jewelry, home furnishings, bachelor pad props, clothes, shoes, Wii games (chicks love the Smash Bros.), etc…

In this post we will discuss the best car to drive if you want to fully round out your identity as a New World Womanizer.

Chicks dig power. Cars are power, so having a sweet ride will turn on chicks, particularly if your engine rumbles with horsepower. Cars are also fun in and of themselves. The ideal player car is one that embodies power, style and coolness. The good news is that you can get these three attributes in a car without spending a lot of money. You just have to be willing to buy an older car and assume the accompanying hassle of upkeep and repair.

The first two cars in this list are the low-cost options to attain cool power.

1991 Porsche 964 Cabriolet:

This Porsche will run you around $10K, give or take the condition of the car. Look at the sweep of those headlight chambers along the hood. Those are two penises aimed right at the soft, chewy center of a tart’s hole. Convertible a must. I don’t think Porsches have ever looked better than the 911 Carrera series from the late 80s to mid 90s.

1971 Ford Galaxie:

These old Ford Galaxies are a hot commodity right now, so expect to pay around $7K or $8K for one in decent condition. The 1966 model has been known to go for as much as $50K. A good thing about the Galaxie is that it has the badboy appeal of the Cadillac Eldorado minus the ghetto pimp factor. The aggressive, geometric heft of this car evokes the black monolith from “2001: A Space Odyssey”. Monkey proles will be throwing bones at you in tribute. Again, convertible is a must.

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The next two cars are for players who have some cash to throw around on new vehicles. If you are mechanically inept and don’t want to deal with maintaining an older vehicle, then you will prefer these choices to maximize the mass and density of your ballsack and the number of babes that will stick to the hood.

Ford F-150:

Sure, it’s a little bit rednecky, but if you’re a SWPL what better way to stand out from the crowd of emo milquetoasts who surround you like flitting butterflies in their Priuses? If a hipster chick objects to your ride, just adopt a pose of ironic haughtiness. Rest assured her tingling vaj is betraying her sanctimony. This is because American pickup trucks are universally manly. End of discussion.

BMW 7-series:

If you want to drive in comfort and class and announce to the ladies you’ve arrived, this luxury model BMW is your choice. Equip with optional wet bar.

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Finally, if you can swing the big bucks ($50K plus), then this is the alpha male car for you:





Comments


  1. This is very confusing. I think this blog is suffering an identity crisis.

    I thought the whole point of Game was that it didn’t matter what car a guy drove?

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  2. I want a Ford Raptor,actually.

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  3. what car is the last one? 50k+?

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  4. OK, I assume this is in the same style as Ass Game.

    Which was exceptionally funny. Credit where credit is due.

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  5. I always check out guys driving pickups and jeeps.

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  6. This is very confusing. I think this blog is suffering an identity crisis.

    I thought the whole point of Game was that it didn’t matter what car a guy drove?

    Next person to try to distill the “point of game” is getting shot. Shut the fuck up, read Roissy, and approach girls.

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  7. The G Manifesto had a good post that a player doesn’t need a car. He needs to have drivers on call.

    http://www.thegmanifesto.com/2010/06/player-myth-4081-the-dope-ride.html

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  8. on September 3, 2010 at 11:37 am gunslingergregi

    I demand the addition of lincoln navigator and lamborgini.

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  9. I’ve successfully gone with the ’75 Corvette Stingray. Beautiful curves. Massive powerhouse. T-tops a must. White on white on white with a splash of chrome.

    Guaranteed to lube the tunnel of love.

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  10. I like the F-150. The rest of the cars make me think: “Trying to hard” or “Not in market for LTR; Accepts goldiggers.”

    Or midlife crisis.

    I just wrote about “man caves” and they make me think the same thing…Materialism is so….womanish.

    http://lowcarbish.blogspot.com/2010/09/on-man-caves.html

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  11. No car screams testosterone as loud as a viper.

    Beautiful.

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  12. I’ve successfully swooped in a Hyundai with no muffler. Now THAT’s alpha.

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  13. Cars are not game, but props that boost your initial approach. Sure, you can go around in a 1970´s VW Beetle, if you have game you will get chicks. But consider having game and one of these cars, women will be looking for you BEFORE they know you have game, it is all part of pre-selection: If you have the means to have and maintain a car like these, sure you can maintain a relationship.

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  14. By the way, the car that made me have lots of pickups was a 1988 Isuzu Trooper. Not stylish, niether expensive, but with attitude and lots of space in the backseat.

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  15. on September 3, 2010 at 11:46 am gunslingergregi

    The real reason I was willing to risk all my money.

    I will have before I die.

    Hopefully.

    Back that ass up!!!!

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  16. on September 3, 2010 at 11:48 am too late for romance

    I have a lot of beta friends and acquaintances with really, really expensive sports and luxury cars. Some earned the money and others just won the sperm lottery.

    To a “man” they have told me that they expected to get more attention from women because of their cars, but the only extra attention they got was from guys who like nice cars.

    Cars ain’t shit. Clothes and appearance are more important, but in my experience attitude is everything. You can look like you just got out of bed with three days of beard stubble, but if you know what you’re doing you’re gold.

    Personally, I’ve driven a moderately modified (ie. more money invested in aftermarket performance parts [not appearance mods which are for fags in my opinion] than the initial purchase price – yet still street legal) RWD muscle car for five years because I enjoy the power and the ability to get out of or into trouble quickly, but I am getting rid of it for an economy car because money is more important to me and I’m pretty much over having a nice car. I’d rather drive a corolla or the like and save on the maintenance, insurance, etc. costs.

    It’s your money though. Make some salesman happy if you like.

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  17. And lets not forget the insane perks of a motorcycle.

    I have a busa and a harley softtail, depending on the clientèle of bitch I am pursuing. Both liberally customized. The Busa often works as a peacocking tool.

    Asking women if they’ve ever been on a motorcycle is nearly a 95% success rate for number close with only a very small percentage flaking out. You can run up false bonding time together on it with little opportunity for foot in mouth and between the mix of danger, thrill, and close quarters, the panties drip from excitement.

    My Busa has contributed to a good portion of my same night lays. Somewhere between 170-175 mph seems to be the sweet spot.

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  18. on September 3, 2010 at 11:50 am greatbooksformen GBFM

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  19. on September 3, 2010 at 11:51 am too late for romance

    I should have said “invested” in the car because you almost never get a return on modifications when you sell.

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  20. on September 3, 2010 at 11:52 am gunslingergregi

    Lamborgini is a ten.

    Viper is like a 8

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  21. on September 3, 2010 at 11:54 am gunslingergregi

    I think I love the lamborgini more than I love woman.

    Maybe that is why I never really care if they leave he he he

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  22. Oh man that 7 series.

    make it a 760 sport.

    This is how you know citizen renegade is doing it for real.

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  23. too late for romance,
    You’re right. Most girls don’t care that much about cars. It might be exciting to ride in a really nice one, but it isn’t necessarily going to make the driver more attractive. Maybe a materialistic type of woman it would it work for.

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  24. I’d you don’t know already… Volvo S60R is the way to go… It’s a awd sedan with 300hp/300ftlbs of torque. It’s fast enough to beat most cars, loaded to te gills with options, and in my three years of ownin one I’ve only ever come across 2 more on the streets.

    It’s Volvo so it’s sophisticated, fast so it’s manly, and rare so it sticks out.

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  25. on September 3, 2010 at 12:05 pm greatbooksformen GBFM

    “Laura
    too late for romance,
    You’re right. Most girls don’t care that much about cars. It might be exciting to ride in a really nice one, but it isn’t necessarily going to make the driver more attractive. Maybe a materialistic type of woman it would it work for.”

    lzozozozozlzozl

    trnslation: “Maybe a type of woman with a vagina it would it work for.””

    lzozlzlzlz pw3d!!!

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  26. Nothing says style like a classic. ’68-’71 Cutlass, ’69 Merc Cougars are among my favorites. In reality, a dope ride is not necessary. Back when was just getting out of high school, I remember this one player telling me, “If you’ve got game, you can ride up on a bike, wearing some sweats and still pull chicks.”

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  27. Besides the porsche (ideally with one of the lights broken ;)) these are horrible choices. New F-150 is a flagship of a flabby suburban goatee-wearing beta. And it kind of by definition is.

    Unless you living Entourage lifestyle, it ether has to be something cool, like
    10-20 years old convertible with class, something this heavily american lineup lacks (Porshe, BMW, Toyota, Miata – not Mustang or Camaro) – antiques are way too try hard, new mid-range convertible – you might as well stick “small cockas” sticker on your forhead
    Old 4Runner or Landrover or Bronco (which should’ve been in F-150 place in this lineup)

    Something gaudy, that to some people says douchebag, but still attractive to certain crowd:
    Escalade or Hummer

    Something new and expensive but not screaming small cock:
    Basically BMW or Audi

    But in the end yes, it doesn’t matter shit. Whatever she buys me for my cockas =)

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  28. Girls do care about cars, they just won’t tell you until later (or until the moment you put the top down). I imagine car game, such as it is, depends on congruence as much as any other aspect that R would tell you about. Being a schlubby midlife crisiser in a vette is a joke. Being an asian in an M3 is a joke. Put either in an open-air jeep or the F150, then the game changes for the better.
    I’ve always wondered about the Magnum PI Ferrari. You can find those pretty cheap as well. I bet those can make anyone look better.
    And then there’s cute car game, getting a mini’s probably a much better SWPL car than a prius.

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  29. on September 3, 2010 at 12:15 pm gunslingergregi

    No no no

    Fuck the woman the car is for the guy.

    Yea when I couldn’t afford car I wanted I didn’t even buy one at all lol

    Not needed to pick up chicks.

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  30. My grandfather is one of the most alpha men I know in my opinion and I remember driving around in the backseat of his car and being able to see the street through the floor.

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  31. The only women who care about your car any more are working class tarts.

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  32. Don’t necessarily agree with the car choices, but the commentary in the post was gold, as usual.

    @PA

    I’ve successfully swooped in a Hyundai with no muffler. Now THAT’s alpha.

    It’s called high school.

    @Laura

    too late for romance,
    You’re right. Most girls don’t care that much about cars. It might be exciting to ride in a really nice one, but it isn’t necessarily going to make the driver more attractive. Maybe a materialistic type of woman it would it work for.

    Aaaaand, once again, a female has no idea wtf she’s talking about when it comes to attraction.

    http://bps-research-digest.blogspot.com/2010/02/shiny-swanky-car-boosts-mens-appeal-to.html

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  33. What kind of car a man owns and drives says alot about the man. I’ve been observing…….., but not going to tell!! haha!

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  34. Cool post.

    I have a Trans Am convertible, and I just got a Black Escalade (platinum edition).

    The Escalade sure gets tons of attention. It was a good purchase, chick-wise, I think.

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  35. I’d rather have a pimped out van for same-day lay.

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  36. You can also tell alot about a girl by what kind of car she likes to see a guy own.

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  37. Viper – great choice. 90% of drivers are male, more than any other (widely sold) car.

    2003 G35 Coupe is another option. Also an old alfa romeo.

    But motorcycles definitely win. They get at least 10x more pussy per dollar than any car. They also have a 10x higher fatality rate.

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  38. on September 3, 2010 at 12:31 pm Sillybandz Hipster Machine

    Man, fuck that.
    I get around in my bikes.

    I use this one when I run day game to pick up chicks.


    Not even Mystery can touch my peacockery. lulz
    Oh, and the bike was inspired by the movie “The Time Machine.”

    I also use this other one for everyday use.

    Now, It doesn’t have brakes but that’s perfect for my “close calls with death” routine.

    That’s right. Cream bitches…cream.

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  39. Had a classy car during the lesser beta years. Never helped me once with getting girls. Didn’t give a rats since it was fun to drive fast and only a fool buys a car to impress women. But if you lack game, a car won’t save you tail-wise.

    BMW 7s are for human traffickers and CEOs on a post divorce trip to Scores. But the GBFM Cocka-Car is super alpha

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  40. most times when you approach, the woman won’t see your car. Drive a geo metro and you can pull women. By the time they figure out what you drive, it shouldn’t matter.

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  41. Sdaedalus, who cares- it’s still got the holy trinity of topics: Girls, Cars and the Death of the West

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  42. Owning a bimmer is defn’ congruent with asshole game, my m3 brought out the dark side.

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  43. Somebody build a penis car like in that skit, and roll up to a club.

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  44. the 7-series is serious but sophisticated, without the drug dealer related connotations that some BMW and Audi models have around my area.

    It says “made” all over

    the M3, Audis S3 and S5 are the baitest shotterman cars that come to mind around london and manchester. A car can imply a lot, it depends on the setting as well. But it’s always good to look serious. Here in London Lambos and Astons scream footballer/rich arab etc.

    I’m still not sure what i think of all the 4x4s about these days. I think i’d only want to be seen in a Range or Audi Q7. But then again who actually likes these things except women and drug smugglers? The Porsche Cayenne is disgusting, but iv’e seen a few Cayenne turbo gemballas that were so hott they almost made me cry.

    I guess it’s not that the ladies like the car, they just like what it implies about the mans life. The greatest thing about a 7-series is also it’s greatest drawback:

    The size and luxury hints at long term and/or family man potential. Still a much slicker option than a Merc i feel.

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  45. That is the most beta-looking F-150 ever.

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  46. Just to reiterate, this is a beautiful machine:

    Not to mention that these things came standard with a 350 rocket V8. Sounds like an angry Rottweiler when the engine is revved.

    On another note, a dope sport bike works as a chick magnet too; however with one of those one also runs the risk of becoming an organ donor.

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  47. I wore out the shocks on my rusty old Subaru Loyale (from bangin’). The car don’t matter much if you have game to spare.

    But a car like a Galaxie WILL get you attention. And attention is good. It will cause some girls to come up to you and say ‘hi’ that wouldn’t otherwise.

    The BMW is trying to hard. I drove a 500-hp luxury car for a while, and it made no difference.

    The truck can be good too, but I’d go with an old Suburban, or one of the old Fords in ‘No Country For Old Men’.

    Remember, small town girls move to the big city for Alpha love, and small town girls like trucks.

    el chief

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  48. I vote a bike, like Roosh.

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  49. on September 3, 2010 at 1:16 pm too late for romance

    Actually, on second thought if the car complements your image, you enjoy it, and you can afford it then hang the expense.

    You only live once and then you’re worm food, so have fun if it floats your boat and the rest will follow.

    But don’t think a nice car = pussy. That way of thinking is for suckers and it only serves to sell cars.

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  50. Where’s the Mercs? SLR is king.

    Bugatti is God though, the fastest most alpha car on the road.

    Good post, spot on.

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  51. ”””””’The_King
    Where’s the Mercs? SLR is king.

    Bugatti is God though, the fastest most alpha car on the road.

    Good post, spot on.
    ””””’

    lol yea my dad bought mercedes to help get contracts.

    It wasn’t most comfortable car but had best resale.

    Apparently it did work. So your car can matter.

    But yea know that you better bank money too in case company goes chapter 11 he he he

    Role up to investers with what to make them think you are on ball ain’t just about chicks.

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  52. As a guy who knows a thing or two about older cars (building hot rods is my hobby,) there are a few caveats to keep in mind about the older cars.

    An older Porsche is very cool, but it’s going to nickel and dime you to death with maintenance and repairs. Parts are way more expensive than American cars and they’re also not simple cars to work on. So unless you want to take up German auto repair as a hobby, you’re going to become well acquainted with the more expensive local German auto shops, as opposed to the cheaper American and Japanese repair shops.

    Similarly, although to a lesser extent, an American muscle car from the 60’s or early 70’s isn’t going to be maintenance free either. Unlike the Porsche, they’re pretty easy to work on *if* you have the skills and tools.

    If this car is to be a daily driver, it will need minor (and sometimes major) maintenance almost constantly. Trust me on this. In a 40 year old car, almost *everything* is ready to be replaced. And you’ll need to actually make these repairs, because the coolness of driving one of these babies is instantly negated if it squeaks and bounces and coughs. All of a sudden, you’re not the rebel who drives a classic (like in so many TV shows,) you’re Archie in his broken down jalopy.

    Personally, I wouldn’t get the Galaxie, by the way, especially if it’s to be a daily driver. They’re huge, so parking, handling and fuel expenses will be a bitch. Same goes for Chargers/Road Runners (as opposed to Challengers/Barracudas) or Cadillacs or Lincolns. Instead, go for an original Mustang/Cougar or Camaro/Firebird or Challenger/Barracuda or any number of other smaller cars from the era. Granted, these are guy cars, not girl cars, but your alpha cred goes through the roof when your girl sees countless guys approach you to ask what’s under the hood.

    One other thought with regards to older cars:

    Getting a convertible is certainly cool, but for purposes of proving alpha rebelhood, it’s not necessary. In fact, it could be argued that the convertible is less alpha. Guys take hard tops to the dragstrip, not convertibles. Plus, getting that convertible will double the price of the car in many cases.

    Mind you, I’m partial to convertibles myself, especially since part of my justification for my hobby is for investment purposes. And it is fun to drive top down on a warm evening. But if we’re considering a classic car because we’re on a limited budget, then it’s better to get a Camaro hardtop than a Galaxie convertible.

    I’m not slamming the post, by the way. I love the topic and I think the overall advice is excellent (although I’d go 3-Series rather than 7-Series with the BMW.) But I’ve seen more than one guy get in way over his head when buying vintage cars, thinking they’re as reliable or will drive as well (handling on these old cars is atrocious) as new cars.

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  53. Yeah early 90s Porsche 911’s were hot car’s alright. I had a buddy that had a white one. Lots of fun to drive. Amazing handling on curvy roads. There’s a real knack to learning how to drive them right though. They handle way different than most cars in the curves. Definitely need to accelerate out of tight curves.

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  54. Old school Porsche’s are always cool.

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  55. Driving a 1971 Ford Galaxy is so LA hipster it’s gay.

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  56. knew a fairly hot-looking girl in law school who drove a TransAm and was a virgin.

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  57. ”””””Riff Dog
    Mind you, I’m partial to convertibles myself, especially since part of my justification for my hobby is for investment purposes.”””””’

    Question would be is there a profit?

    Seems more like a labor of love and excellance for the excellance sake not profit more hobby and way to meet other enthusiasts and have a good time.

    I mean show in atlantic city they had the rebuilt cars running for 10 g’s and the spot they were in cost like almost 2k to rent.

    So profit he he he

    Plus other shows it seems like 10k or below is pretty standard number.

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  58. Car can only compliment. I do think/tend to find that guys in Jeeps or Land Rovers hot! Not really into sports cars. What does matter?

    Bad breath
    Clothes with holes/dirty
    Dirty shoes
    Nose or Ear hair that is visible
    Smelly

    Basically if you seem like you can’t take care of yourself on a basic level, the car you drive won’t matter.

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  59. The women (and their mangina empathizers) who tell you that it doesn’t matter what you drive are the same ones saying sizes doesn’t matter, and men don’t have to be in as good shape to attract a girl. Is it a necessity? No. Does it help? You bet your ass it does.

    2005 Chrysler 300C R/T. I can smell vagina as I’m pulling up.

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  60. Every douche in LA has a BMW (myself included, mines a wagon). I get more attention on my bike (cruiser), especially from the hipster chics. I have the BMW mainly for work and for meetings with clients. I love it when the traffic is backed up for blocks and Im zipping by on my bike whilst flipping the bird.

    Ive actually taken a girl home on my handle bars before after last call….we were both wasted from ketal one/sodas and I asked her if she wanted a ride home: we both walk towards the parking lot, but I start unlocking my bike. I told her, “What?, You think I drink and drive?!” She laughed and it worked=BIKE GAME?

    I have a drink holder on my bike for beers.

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  61. Why money and game rules all and nothing else matters.

    Bad breath- bitch can brush my teeth.
    Clothes with holes/dirty- bitch can take care of my clothes
    Dirty shoes- bitch can clean my shoes
    Nose or Ear hair that is visible- bitch can cut that shit out
    Smelly- bitch can wash my ass

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  62. ””I can smell vagina as I’m pulling up.””’

    lol

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  63. Sorry, these cars are too doosh – even for a world-class PUA like me – if I don’t say so, myself.

    To tool-fumigate, I’d need Roosh riding shotgun with platform shoes, mutton-chop ‘burns and a Starsky & Hutch wardrobe.

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  64. Yea it actually seems doubtfull if I would actually buy another car at this point. I could see a use for a helicopter out here in sticks though.

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  65. UFO HeliThruster is an autogyro developed in New Zealand. Currently it’s sold for NZ $63,000 as a kit that you can build yourself or NZ $75,000 as ready to fly aircraft. Cruise Speed: 100 mph.

    http://ultralight-airplanes.info/amazing-personal-helicopters-rotorcraft.pl

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  66. I think cool cars definitely impress guys and (sometimes) the wrong kinds of girls (golddiggers) more than the majority of females, who don’t know that much about cars and are not that interested. That said, the classic Porsche is awesome- vintage Benzes, Jags and Beemers have the same effect. There used to be a British import repair shop near where I lived and I’d walk by and see awesome vintage Jags, MGs and such parked outside. And.. they were always there at the shop, yeah.

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  67. Can’t go wrong with a bike.

    All things considered, I think Audi is making the sexiest cars right now. I think Audi S5 sends all the right signals.

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  68. Riff Dog – “Mind you, I’m partial to convertibles myself, especially since part of my justification for my hobby is for investment purposes.”

    Gunslingergregi – “Question would be is there a profit?

    Seems more like a labor of love and excellance for the excellance sake not profit more hobby and way to meet other enthusiasts and have a good time.”

    You’re right that there’s not usually “profit” in building show cars. It is indeed a fun hobby that costs me money rather than makes me money.

    When I say “for investment purposes,” what I mean is a maximizing of return (or minimizing my loss) if I do decide to sell a car I build.

    Here’s an example: Let’s say I have a choice between two 1968 Mustang “fixers” of similar condition, and one is a hardtop for $7,000 and the other is a convertible for $14,000. I’ll always choose the more expensive convertible (or big block or more valuable year or whatever other feature makes the car more “collectible.”)

    That’s because restoring these cars will cost roughly the same whether it’s the low budget model or the high end model. So after the restoration, I’ll end up with either a cherry hardtop that might only be worth $25,000 while a cherry convertible might be worth $40,000. Yet the only difference in *my* costs was that $7,000 initial difference in purchase price. I’m definitely oversimplifying, but you get the idea.

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  69. Sport or sport touring motorcycle… show up somewhere wearing the full gear (armored clothing) and holding a cool full-face helmet – instant peacocking!

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  70. I don’t know, my fixed up Austin Healy 3000 Mk III (1967, restored) with red leather seats and ivory paint, was rather a chick magnet at Stanford. Not enough by itself of course but it sure didn’t hurt. (They’ve become real expensive vintage cars now but weren’t when I was in college, just old ones.) Great for going up to San Fran or the Napa Valley, or tooling around in the foothills. Or going to the High Sierra. Skiing in winter and mountain climbing in fall and spring. The later w/guy friends though.

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  71. Gotta be careful with cars, boys. We used to laugh at the older guys when I was young who were cruising around in convertibles. It can look try-hard if you’re not careful. Actually, we had a phrase for it: penis extension.

    Don’t underestimate the number of women who will regard a man in a flashy car and think derisively to herself: pathetic.

    At the end of the day ask yourself which vehicle leaves enough room for the widest range of personal expression: I’m going with the Ford F-150. You could be going camping, or off-roading…but you could also have a copy of the Atlantic magazine on the passenger seat beside your mocha frapuccino.

    Keep em guessing.

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  72. This would be a car of my choice:
    http://www.l39.com/pictures.html
    When I get spare ~ $200k together, I am getting one.
    As for getting to airport, F-150.

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  73. Off-topic sort of:

    “Kat Von D & Jesse James Go Public With Relationship”

    http://omg.yahoo.com/news/kat-von-d-jesse-james-go-public-with-relationship/46636?nc

    The relevant quote:

    “Kat Von D, 28, also talked to People about her new boyfriend, telling the mag, “Jesse is only my ninth boyfriend. I don’t hang out with anybody unless I am in love.”

    Where even to begin?

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  74. on September 3, 2010 at 3:17 pm MarcTheEngineer

    Definetly agreeing with the talk of Motorcycles missing from the list

    Got my 1979 GS1000 for 250$ cost my another 300$ to get it safetied.

    I find Wranglers (I’ve got a ’91 YJ) tend to attract tomboyish sluts really effectively.

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  75. Aww, I don’t know. I like this post though…Like, I guess I get it. But…as long as the car does not have those gawd awful fake “bullet hole” stickers on them and its not a chickish car I don’t think about cars. I dont give it much attention. I am more about if I am attracted to him and how I am being treated.

    But then again I have a few cars, the lexus sedan, the lexus suv and my beloved nissan sentra. (no, no recall problems, they run great).

    Men seem to love these ducati’s and harleys. I have seen something like a trend: men with ford trucks and a ducati bike in the garage.

    Show me the guy how has no debt over the cars, who can fix and service his own cars and has excellent insurance on them, now that is sexy. but then again, I am…weird. its not beta, I just think being debt free is the best. the cars can sink you fast in payments and insurance. happy friday.

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  76. Morsellaux,

    For 200 grand, your very own light attack jet is a hell of a good bargain.

    And it’s a two-seater.

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  77. Dragnet said ““Kat Von D & Jesse James Go Public With Relationship”

    Oof. So much wrong here. What would you guys rate? Even without the tats I say a 5 or lower.
    Eyes too close together, thin lips, weird nose (fake) very bad proportion in the face (lower half overwhelming).

    What do the dudes think? To boink or not to boink?

    @Dragnet LOL @ “9th boyfriend”- she’s practically a virgin!

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  78. Here’s one of Kat Von D (what a stupid name) without all the makeup. I think she looks better.

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  79. on September 3, 2010 at 3:31 pm Cannon's Canon

    LR’s alpha ex doesn’t even have a license!

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  80. First time they see my truck, several different girls have said, “I imagined you would would drive a car like this.”

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  81. The tats are there to distract from the fact that she is indeed a five. Ten years ago I’d have boinked her if I was drunk.

    The other sad thing about the pic is that they look like children. Srsly. Jesse James is wearing the same clothes/look a single mother would give her bad-boy toddler. Sure, he’s physically strong, but deep down I bet Jesse James is a mama’s boy.

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  82. In the ’90’s was seriously thinking of buying this car – Lambourghini Diablo, in red:

    Then figured it was too much hassle to own one.

    If I need to get around I just hail a cab.

    Of the cars above, my favorite is the BMW 7-series

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  83. If you live in an urban area, you should think twice about getting a full-sized truck. They’re a bit of pain to maneuver in parking lots and small streets (That goes double for 60’s and 70s land yachts, like Galaxies). A 4 Runner’s a good suggestion, though I’d go with a Tacoma with a sports package. A truck has far more utility than an SUV, IMO.

    I found a good deal on a late-model Nissan Frontier, and it’s quite a truck. It has a surprisingly good street ride. The NISMO package also looks quite good. Suzuki sold a rebadge of the Frontier with an attractive package. I don’t know if they still offer that.

    Although the motors are crap, the Canyons and Colorados with the Z71 package aren’t that bad either.

    Avoid the dinky Ford Ranger and horrid Dodge Dakota (and its Mitsubishi twin, the Raider).

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  84. kat von D look like a post-op transvestite

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  85. Speaking as a native Texan:
    A truck yes, but I’ll have a curvy muscular Dodge Ram, not the boxy techno-looking current F-150s.

    Same reason I love Trans-Ams, they have curves like a woman’s body, but still muscular.

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  86. +1 re: bikes. Hell a decent scooter will give you more play than average car 🙂 Though, two problems, besides the risk:
    – not sure about showing off gear and helmet, seems kinda try hard and it is a pain to carry it around
    – same issue as with 2 seater convertibles – good to ditch cockblocking friend, yet, sometimes you need more than 2 seats / enough room for asscocking.

    Wrangler should be on the list, the only problem it’s a pretty horrific car for city/highway driving. So dunno.

    Lamborghini Diablo – ‘murican culture lost so much without this movie: http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0118996/

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  87. @That guy, yeah she does have a tranny face.
    @Tim- it’s the same thing goth girls do. Try to be “unique” and “not care” because deep down they know they are not beautiful. A good example is “Penelope Garcia” from Criminal Minds.

    Seems those crime dramas always have a tough and quirky girl. Although I think this one below (from NCIS) is very pretty if it weren’t for the thinning hair (which they further exacerbate with the tight braids! How mean.)

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  88. As a car guy with a vintage, exotic, and SUV (and past owner of BMW, Porsche), I will respond as an expert:

    RE: Cars

    I would say this is where 90% of guys pull an EPIC Fail.

    Bottom line: driving cars is one of the last MALE things left on the planet.

    And not having one basically says I dont know how to fullfil a MALE role.

    It cracks me up that the avg guy will buy a crap NEW entry level car ( Hyundai, Honda CVCC, KIA etc) when tons of used Euro sports cars are on offer for as little as $2500-10K:

    -90s Porsche 944
    -90s series BMW
    -80s Mercedes SL
    -Boxster

    OH,

    OK you cant stand used well there are 3 base muscle cars all Under $25K with, $5K rebate, 0$ down, 0% financing for 5yrs.

    -Mustang
    -Challennger
    -Camaro

    OH, you have some dough but wont do a base 6cyl american car…..but are waiting for promotion for Porsche. Shut the fuck up. Your wife will be spending that shit on a Range Rover LR3 shit box, knock off….while ur still waiting

    Step up now with $20K and buy that 10-15yr old Porsche 911 thats lost 65% of its list price, or for you cheapies a Vette. I have never EVER seen an ugly chick as a passenger in the Vette and its only second to Lexus in holding value.

    Bottom, line being able to take a Woman away for a day trip to beach, lake, mountains or a weekend, is one of the few ways you can separate yourself from the chumps driving crap.

    You cant broadcast more status for less money in any other way:

    -Rolex is More
    -Hip Apartment is more
    -Designer clothes are more
    -travel is more
    -Job, education, fmaily, ….same

    Not to mention a pics of you next to your BMW or Porsche in a Match or Facebook pic is pure pussy magnetism …..v, dropping same $1000s on electronics, bull shit travel, gym, bottle service, etc.

    No chick wants to hear about your Bose, Mac Aer, 60in LCD; dropping your BMW keys on counter or coming back from race-school on the weekend…..OH yes, they want in on that!

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  89. Regarding my previous comment…..I’d also like to add that the “adventure” element of the whole drunken, late night bike ride through the somewhat empty, bum ridden streets of downtown LA back to her loft added to the moistening of her vagina. She was scared (I might crash), but we were laughing the whole way. She said she hadnt done anything like that since high school. She was in her mid/late twenties. Good times…..

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  90. My uncle was a Player back in Ireland of the 1960’s and drove around in this – Jaguar E Type, red:

    When my grandmother first met my grandfather in the 1920’s Ireland, he was riding this – Indian Power Plus, red:

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  91. @ Lupo:

    “The only women who care about your car any more are working class tarts.”

    I don’t know, man. When I was in your area some years ago (the last time we saw each other), I told a girl I knew about what kind of car you were driving. She was a foxy tech writer (and has since moved to NYC, I believe), and she took a real interest. I guess I should have put you in touch with her….

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  92. Make that $23K on base Muscle Cars….

    Why every PUA is not in one is a mystery to me…

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  93. someone say “nigger” so we have something to argue about all weekend

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  94. “Not to mention a pics of you next to your BMW or Porsche in a Match or Facebook pic is pure pussy magnetism.”

    Not sure if I agree with this one, I guess it depends on the kinda girls you want to attract and where you live….seems a little try hard/douchey (for lake of a better word).

    Cars and Rolex? I prefer my Panerai and my Schwinn….again this probably depends on the girls and you own “vibe”.

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  95. Also, these base Muscle Cars have 300hp +….

    more than most Euro cars and that 911

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  96. Mingus,
    That’s because anytime you share a laugh with a guy it bonds you to him.
    That Guy,
    That’s a cool looking bike your grandfather rode on.

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  97. Alt-Text on the pics, finally!

    I love Ducati’s but a more reasonable price would be a Buell XB12R: http://images.paraorkut.com/img/wallpapers/1280×1024/b/buell_firebolt_xb12r_-2925.jpg

    Harley Softail’s are great too.

    Car-wise I’ll take a ’60s Jag or Aston Martin. Second choice a ’69 Chevy Nova.

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  98. Silver Fox,
    I let my driver’s license expire 2 years ago – I don’t drive anymore.

    Mingus,
    I agree that a Match profile posing with Car, Rolex or any other commodity attract a certain type of woman – one I’m not interested in.

    I found to get more chics than I could handle on Match, amounted to a few simple things:

    1. Have a mean looking mugshot, squint and show some intensity – channel your inner Clint Eastwood – something like this:

    2. Write a snarky profile, where you list many things that will disqualify a woman from getting with you – stuff like, “If you own a cat or watch Sex and the City, don’t even bother winking at me”. Don’t try to qualify yourself at all, just give her a list of stuff that she needs to do or be, in order to have a chance to get with you.

    3. Never list salary – as if too high, it just attracts the wrong kind of woman, if too low it disqualifies you.

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  99. For younger girls, the fact you have a car at all is all that matters.

    Even better if it’s a rusted up piece of shit.

    When you bring the girl to your rust-bucket you can proceed to kick the shit out of your car and call it a piece of shit before telling her to get in.

    Of course if she kicks the rust-bucket you damn well bet you’re going to yell at her for kicking your car. Only YOU’RE allowed to kick and abuse it.

    The better your car looks, the more of a provider you seem. Always err on the side of looking like a duder who’s one paycheck away from poverty due to his bad boy unpredictable nature. An ounce of drama, sleaziness, and the appearance of instability is worth it’s weight in gold.

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  100. Laura – That’s a cool looking bike your grandfather rode on.

    Yeah, he was the only guy in a 50 mile radius that owned any motorbike at all. An uncle collects vintage stuff and has one – it’s very loud, I think a single cylinder that thumps. He would have his lady friends hop up on the back for a ride – sort of like riding a giant vibrator… supposedly he was popular with the ladies 😉

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  101. I drive the most bass ass mule. Chicks love it. Especially when it gets a hard on.

    Add mule dick to chick crack. Trust me.

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  102. Southern Man drives three vehicles: a relatively new and sporty five-speed coupe, a relatively new and well-equipped full-size pick-up, and a old, beat up Kawasaki motorcycle. Three guesses as to which is the chick magnet.

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  103. Beta’s Debt Serfdom…..

    http://www.nytimes.com/2010/09/04/your-money/04money.html?hp

    Avg Wman has $8,000 in Credit card debt….and that wasnt from buying turkeys & hams for the soup kitchen; mostly Vegas

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  104. Note:

    Added Cleavage and Lipstick for the $250,000 servitude ad

    http://www.nytimes.com/imagepages/2010/09/04/your-money/04money-web.html

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  105. Are there any classic cars that don’t require an arm and a leg in maintenance costs?

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  106. Riff Dog,

    I can get a great deal on a 1987 Mercedes SL, which IMHO is a terrific looking car. How reliable? Expensive to maintain?

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  107. At on point in my life, my daily ride was equipped with a roll cage and a racing harness. A percentage of women were intrigued but it did not seem to me like it was by itself a big deal to any of them.
    But dealing with Cops was a different matter. They ALL acted like I was guilty of vehicular crimes until proven innocent. Which was quite fair, actually.

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  108. @Silver Fox

    Beta’s Debt Serfdom…..

    http://www.nytimes.com/2010/09/04/your-money/04money.html?hp

    Going $170K in debt to get a BS degree in PHOTOGRAPHY shows a profound lack of judgment or intelligence. I would have broken off with her too.

    The whole point of marrying a woman with a good career is so that you can live better with two incomes, which is negated by her having so much debt that it will eat all the income she brings into the relationship.

    I would rather have a debt-free waitress than somebody with a worthless degree and huge debt.

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  109. Can’t say I’ll ever buy an American car. Chrysler and GM are forever tainted and, for any free-market advocate, should be passed by. So if you buy American, get a Ford.

    The Chinese own Volvo. No thanks.

    Saabs (now owned by Dutch Spyker) are pretty nice, I like the 9-3. But I’d feel bad supporting the muslimification of Europe.

    Indians own Jaguar and Range Rover. Next.

    German cars are tight. BMW>AUDI>BENZ. I drive a late 90s 5 series. Seems a bit smaller than the current 5 series, but I can’t splurge. VWs are too SWPL; every yenta drives a Jetta.

    Italian cars are (and forever will be) out of my price range. Plus, I’m not into that southern european style. Too flashy or something.

    Japanese cars are ok. Acura’s styling is whack. Lexus makes some nice/reliable/classy shit.

    Koreans are trying to branch out into the bigger margin luxury cars. Kias might be nice in 5 years.

    ***
    Get a used BMW. You won’t regret it.

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  110. on September 3, 2010 at 7:01 pm The Rational Male

    100+ comments and not one person has pointed out that cars don’t benefit you directly any more than a wad of cash does. It’s the higher status amongst your peer group that gets you laid.

    When I was living in my 4 story MTV cribs style townhouse with the new bimmer and 350 in the garage, it wasn’t the cars or the pad that got me pussy, it was the boost in status. Most of the girls I met during that time had no clue what I drove or where I lived until they were good and ready for me to escort them back to the rooftop jacuzzi for a couple of hours of fun. It was being seen with an entourage and the whispers amongst the chicks I already knew that gave me the built in value that drove the chicks wild.

    Don’t get me wrong. There is also a direct benefit but that pales in comparison to the indirect benefit.

    And I’m 100% with the rest of the crew on the motorcycle being the best dollar for dollar investment to get you laid. I have quite a few friends that have bikes and almost every single one of them has at least one girlfriend that pegs the 8+ range and most of them are a good ten years younger than their man.

    I need to get a few things in order but first chance I get I’m picking up a 2000-2003 V-Star and turning it into a custom chopper. For under $7k I can have a tricked out ride that looks like it costs 3x that much.

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  111. I got a brand new BMW 325Ci back in the summer of 2001. I got more attention from women in the first 4 months of getting that car than I did combined up to that point in my life, and I had already gotten laid a dozen or so times by then and was still fairly young. That’s how powerful a good status symbol can be for your lifestyle and Game. It’s right up there with Preselection IMO.

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  112. I used to own a 1970 Olds Cutlass Convertible. Most of the compliments I ever got on it came from Black guys who told me it was cool as hell.

    When contemplating what sort of car will get you the most pussy, just try to imagine what a group of her girlfriends will find cool. Here in my area, its full size quad cab Ford and Chevy pickups, with 4 wheel drive and lift kits.

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  113. CONTRAST is king. If everyone is driving the same kind of car, stand out.

    BIG American cars, if you can get a decent Ford Crown Vic, or a Mercury Grand Marquis, or a Lincoln Towncar, used (only the Town Car is sold new now), its a pretty good deal. The cars themselves are an old and proven design. They are big and roomy. They don’t scream mid life crisis. They have big trunks for weekend getaways. They have the Tony Soprano association.

    And you stand out. The top line models usually have nice luxury features. Being bigger, they eat up gas but have more safety. You will stand out, from everyone in a Lexus-Toyota-F150 in suburbia.

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  114. I’ve been reading too much cr, I think this watch ad is misogynist because of its tag line, “Something truly precious holds its beauty forever”. (aka, not women lozozlozolozloz.)

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  115. second TrailTyme. the motorcycle is like game genie for pussy.

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  116. I had a bimmer, a 2001 530i to be exact. Didn’t do anything for my game. Beautiful car, though. Now I drive a 2009 Charger R/T. in silver with the Performance Package (spoiler, 20″ rims, etc.). I bought it cuz I liked it and I didn’t give a fuck if anybody else liked it or disliked it. It makes an excellent car for cross-country driving which I’ve done a couple of times since I got it. I never bring it up on my dates, but women do notice it. The main thing is to not give a shit what they think.

    Kudos to the posters who advise looking at used cars. You can get something cool without paying retail for it. In this day when most of us have to watch our dollars, that’s a good thing. Save your money for when you want to spend it having fun. One way to do this is to buy a car coming off a 3 year lease. You’ll get something in decent shape without paying retail.

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  117. @ whiskey
    CONTRAST is king. If everyone is driving the same kind of car, stand out.

    BIG American cars, if you can get a decent Ford Crown Vic, or a Mercury Grand Marquis, or a Lincoln Towncar, used (only the Town Car is sold new now), its a pretty good deal. The cars themselves are an old and proven design. They are big and roomy. They don’t scream mid life crisis. They have big trunks for weekend getaways. They have the Tony Soprano association.

    Contrast rules. Here in our great nation’s capitol the used police cruisers (Crown Vics) are hot commodities with the brothas. It’s ironic today you’re handcuffed with your cheek pressed up against the hood, tomorrow you’ll be chillin in it with your crew or girl only after tinting the fuck out of it and lacing it with 20’s.
    Nothing in this world grosses me out and make me laugh harder than pulling up to an intersection on mi motobike only to be accosted by a herd of migrating wilderbeest asking for a ride. Not when you weigh more than me an mi bike combined, geez the fucking solipsism.

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  118. Guy who said Vancouver Housing Bubble was not a bubble, but that home prices would always go up……

    SHOW YOURSELF!!!

    “In Vancouver, sales crashed 32% in August. Prices are down 3% from the spring, on their way to thirty. In Toronto, deals fell last month by 22%. This summer prices have dropped by $35,000 on average.”

    What goes up……

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  119. Do you people know how much a 7-series beamer costs?

    i’m only pointing out the irony of listing the 7 series, then having a line break, then saying “if you can afford 50k…”
    Might wanna fact-check first.

    Oh, and, the only women with whom your car will help you the slightest bit in getting laid are 30+ women, the same ones abhorred by the writers here. Make up your minds dudes

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  120. on September 3, 2010 at 10:43 pm Anonymouses Anonymous

    The F-150 is solid.

    I was parked in the back lot at a local pub. The Brazillian chicken place next door, was teeming with young latinas that all looked like Selma Hyack.

    After a night of brews, I come out to find a note under the windshield wiper. One of the girls wrote, “I don’t normally do this, but I love your truck. Here’s my number.”

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  121. 1970 Oldsmobile Toronado, the rare badged GT model, only made one year if you ordered the W-34 option.

    PLENTY of room inside.

    Most of them are now in Russia and northern Europe.

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  122. It really shouldn’t matter what car the guys drives or whether he owns one at all, in relation to game.

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  123. dream puppy, a seasonal drop. Usual for this time of the year. Wishful thinking does not supplant reality. Wait 3 months to get a gauge on the trend.

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  124. ”””””’lalalala
    second TrailTyme. the motorcycle is like game genie for pussy.
    ”””””

    lol that probably is a reason everyone here has kids.

    Your driving woman hanging all over you legs wrapped around you while your totally being aloof focusing on something else.

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  125. Dreamer, correct. But it is a helpful tool. Gives one more options for quick change of scenery. Bikes have a nice kino associated with them as Gun notes rightfully.

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  126. 1985 Porsche 911 Targa is what you buy. The Galaxy is ok, the Ford a heap of cheaply produced US plastic, you buy Mercedes G class instead. metal, sharp edges, loud, proper engineering.

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  127. Then sometimes when passing your elbow is coming within inches a big mac truck coming the other way he he he

    she is contantly putting her life in your hands.

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  128. Driving a bike is also a workout for your body and helps posture. Another reason they might be thin.

    I mean changing lanes and shit is using your body to control it as well.

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  129. FWIW, one of the cars in my fleet is an early 90s Porsche 911(964). It is, as a matter of fact, in pretty good shape. Could it or one like it be purchased for 10K? Er, no. These things are not being given away, even now. Whoever suggested that as a realistic price is making shit up.

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  130. ”””””’Rum
    FWIW, one of the cars in my fleet is an early 90s Porsche 911(964). It is, as a matter of fact, in pretty good shape. Could it or one like it be purchased for 10K? Er, no. These things are not being given away, even now. Whoever suggested that as a realistic price is making shit up.
    ””””””
    The fleet lol

    Years ago I would see some pretty hot looking old cars for 10k and under then recently in states went to car show and again cars that people had put mad work into were still in the 10k and under range. It is kind of wierd to me.

    but

    http://www.internetautoguide.com/usedcars/201-int/under-10k/porsche/index.html

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  131. 1988 924

    6438 dollars.

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  132. Like I said before I really don’t think guys fix up cars to make money. I think they fix them up to show that they can take a piece of shit and make it into something nice.

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  133. 924 Porsche is for girls, no better way to show your beta soul. It’s like driving a Cayman

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  134. Cessna 172 – real panty dropper.

    So is a dirty 2000 Honda Civic hatchback with a salvage title.

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  135. not a hacker

    knew a fairly hot-looking girl in law school who drove a TransAm and was a virgin.

    Ha ha, now that you mention it, you’re story reminds me of another completely irrelevant, pointless, and banal non sequitur!

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  136. Cauthon,

    It’s called high school.

    Cauthon FTW.

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  137. on September 4, 2010 at 1:43 am Max from Australia

    Driving is inherently beta – you are sitting down for starters.

    Here is my advise

    take your car budget.

    Take $2000 off it for clothes (shoes, suits, watches, socks undies etc) per annum

    Take $4000 off it for a 95 kawasaki 750 + motorcycle with leathers and helmut

    and spend the rest on an Amercian Pickup.

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  138. Mingus

    Not sure if I agree with this one, I guess it depends on the kinda girls you want to attract and where you live….seems a little try hard/douchey (for lake of a better word).

    So, you want to attract a girl who is attracted to the kind of man who doesn’t try too hard.

    You want a girl who is not attracted to blatant displays of an unusual amount of unusually successful effort.

    You want a girl looking for a man who is not too obviously in the sexual market, and who is not too obviously attractive through his efforts to other girls.

    You are looking for a 6 who wants babies.

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  139. That Guy

    3. Never list salary – as if too high, it just attracts the wrong kind of woman, if too low it disqualifies you.

    I used to not list salary. When I was poor. And I shared your sentiment regarding the wrong type of girl.

    Now that I’m relatively rich, I list it.

    Wrong kind of woman? You mean the kind with a vagina?

    ALL women are attracted to wealth and status. Yes, you can get the same girl broke as when crapping gold, but if you are crapping gold, don’t insult the girl by thinking lesser of her for getting turned on about it.

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  140. Garvan

    An ounce of drama, sleaziness, and the appearance of instability is worth it’s weight in gold.

    It’s obvious which attractiveness buttons you are aiming to push. The cad buttons. And the youth buttons – driving a shit box and being happy with it is a display of youth, as the young can still be up and coming.

    That cad buttons can be pushed with or without money. With works better. A LOT better.

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  141. The whole point of marrying a woman with a good career is so that you can live better with two incomes, which is negated by her having so much debt that it will eat all the income she brings into the relationship.

    I would rather have a debt-free waitress than somebody with a worthless degree and huge debt.

    Word.

    And a woman who has consuming outside interests is worth less than a woman consumed with pleasing you and managing your affairs.

    A career is a net negative, unless you really don’t much enjoy the girls company and would live a better life with her money.

    I’ve lived in a seaside resort town spending US$75 per month on rent, with a 21 year old hottie. I made just enough $ to pay my monthly expenses. Most months.

    No, I would not have wanted my girl to work.

    She cooked, cleaned, fucked, and went out partying with me. That was her job, and she did it well.

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  142. Figure I might as well toss my suggestion up: I’ve had fair ammount of success with my ’88 MX-6.

    The thing’s a great compromise between a sports car and a commuter, it’s comfortable as all hell, comes with all the luxuries you want, and the parts are plentiful and cheap from your local junkyard.

    But then again, I’m passionate about my 6 – and that has the effect of rubbing off on girls, whether or not they generally give a shit about cars.

    When all else fails, just drive stick and learn to e-brake turn through red lights.

    Also, while motorcycles are great, they’re also a liability if you don’t have a second helmet.

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  143. 1 of the most visceral exhibitions of game I’ve ever seen was a guy driving through LA in a beat … to … hell truck w/ cardboard replacing a busted out window and the words ‘CHICK MAGNET’ spray painted on the side. He had his windows down, music up, and complete control of the street, it was a fantastic show.

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  144. What! You guys are so mean. I just want to have a nice sweet life like I was promised, but I am so confused all the time. Why are you too broke to have a nice car?

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  145. on September 4, 2010 at 5:31 am gunslingergregi

    when it cost 200 k it ain’t easy.

    Plus spent to much on partying and hotels lol

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  146. this is what you drive

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  147. on September 4, 2010 at 5:58 am gunslingergregi

    Who promised you a nice sweet life?

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  148. on September 4, 2010 at 6:01 am gunslingergregi

    ””””””Greg
    Alt-Text on the pics, finally!

    I love Ducati’s but a more reasonable price would be a Buell XB12R: http://images.paraorkut.com/img/wallpapers/1280×1024/b/buell_firebolt_xb12r_-2925.jpg

    Harley Softail’s are great too.

    Car-wise I’ll take a ’60s Jag or Aston Martin. Second choice a ’69 Chevy Nova.
    ””””””

    That is a nice bike I could see promising that bike a nice sweet life.

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  149. on September 4, 2010 at 6:24 am gunslingergregi

    I could see promising these cars a nice sweet life.

    I got chills off this shit.

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  150. on September 4, 2010 at 6:38 am gunslingergregi

    ;;;;;;;;;;;hippomotipus
    2 days ago The Reventon is the sexiest piece of metal I have ever seen.

    If it had a vagina I would fuck it.
    ”””””’

    so I guess I wasn’t only one to have that thought.

    wtf the revention costs a mil ghey.

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  151. on September 4, 2010 at 6:43 am gunslingergregi

    http://autos.yahoo.com/used-cars/lamborghini-gallardo-cars356585470?sortcol=price&sortdir=up&listingtype=used&model=&make=lamborghini&distance=any

    I have no excuse I am stupid.

    Motherfuck.

    Thanks for the post cr good pick me up shit some incentive.

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  152. xsplat,
    I loved the story Mingus told about taking a girl home on the handlebars of his bicycle. It reminds me of the bicycle scene in Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid.
    You could have your hottie riding in the most expensive sports car in the world and if she sees Mingus riding by with this girl on his handle bars laughing and having fun she is going to think, “Aw, I wish it was me.”

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  153. Laura, not if she’s sucking your dick at the time.

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  154. Check out this day game,

    You roll up in a cab. You pop out in front of a group of chicks and run into the convenience store. The cab is still running, waiting for you to come out. You’re on your cell and pay no attention to the chicks. Let him sit there, you’re in no rush.

    You’re mysterious, possibly from out of town. You’re busy, possibly doing business. You may be staying in a hotel. You’re a leader, you got another man serving you. You got cash etc. It’s exciting. All alpha, all attractive.

    Exit store, all chicks will seek eye contact. Scan briefly and hop in cab. Roll down window and open set ‘guys, were having a party later, you should come’. Get a number and get the he’ll outta there.

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  155. on September 4, 2010 at 8:57 am gunslingergregi

    OT lol

    ”””””’For some, the disappearance of this centrifugal core heralds a future rich with promise. In 1998, President Bill Clinton, in a now-famous address to students at Portland State University, remarked:

    Today, largely because of immigration, there is no majority race in Hawaii or Houston or New York City. Within five years, there will be no majority race in our largest state, California. In a little more than 50 years, there will be no majority race in the United States. No other nation in history has gone through demographic change of this magnitude in so short a time … [These immigrants] are energizing our culture and broadening our vision of the world. They are renewing our most basic values and reminding us all of what it truly means to be American.
    ””””””’

    How is that working out for california?

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  156. Lady Friend, now let’s see… A light attack jet – $200k. A fancy car (lamborghini and likes) – $200k.

    Thinking… Actually, nothing to think about. F-150 has to be good for ya. I wanna my jet. Fuck you too! 😉

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  157. Something that nobody has mentioned on this thread, is the exotic sports car club. You will find these in most major cities, and after paying monthly dues you can drive a new exotic everyday, from Lambos to Astons etc. Way cheaper then owning the damn thing, and no maintenance costs, plus you get the variety that we men desire.
    Oh yeah, if you live in a small town you can do the same thing on a reduced scale. My local big chain car rental companies will rent me a Mustang convertible, a Dodge Charger and a Dodge Challenger, all brand new. Then I return it and it’s no longer my problem.

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  158. on September 4, 2010 at 9:54 am gunslingergregi

    Hell how is it working in nyc where they can’t build a fucking building in honor of people of spetember 11th.

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  159. on September 4, 2010 at 9:56 am gunslingergregi

    ””””’Anonymous
    Something that nobody has mentioned on this thread, is the exotic sports car club. You will find these in most major cities, and after paying monthly dues you can drive a new exotic everyday, from Lambos to Astons etc. Way cheaper then owning the damn thing, and no maintenance costs, plus you get the variety that we men desire.
    ”””””

    What’s cost on dues running around?

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  160. 1963 Pontiac Grand Prix

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  161. on September 4, 2010 at 10:04 am gunslingergregi

    ”””””’Morsellaux
    Lady Friend, now let’s see… A light attack jet – $200k. A fancy car (lamborghini and likes) – $200k.

    Thinking… Actually, nothing to think about. F-150 has to be good for ya. I wanna my jet. Fuck you too! 😉
    ””””””””

    Yea it is kind of fucked up letting bitches side track you from your actual dreams.

    You can let them suck your dick but don’t let them sidetrack you.

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  162. on September 4, 2010 at 10:05 am gunslingergregi

    Always trying to get you to promise some shit.

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  163. Preferably with 8-lug wheels, four on the floor and tri-power.

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  164. on September 4, 2010 at 10:12 am gunslingergregi

    looks like a car a morgue caretaker would drive or death he he he

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  165. on September 4, 2010 at 10:19 am gunslingergregi

    Will it drift hell yea in rain at 88 miles an hour a hearse will fucking spin around 4 time and end up in right direction across 2 lanes then grass median then 2 lanes then into next grassy area.

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  166. on September 4, 2010 at 10:24 am gunslingergregi

    The drift is not problem so much as will it flip.

    The hearse I was driving didn’t flip.

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  167. I’ve been a Porsche fan since high school, and that was quite a while back, so I fully approve of the first car on the list. But you do not run a car like that for girls – you run it for YOU. The 60-s era 911 is noisy, dangerous, uncomfortable, rattly (especially the convertible), has no heater worthy of the name, and has no sound system (not that you hear it anyway). The handling is unforgiving and the performance not quite what you would expect. An old Porsche is incredibly high maintainence – you cannot take your 911 to the local quik lube; it goes to a Porsche dealer or, if you must, a sports-car specialist. If you buy a 911 for 15K, your monthly maintainence costs will easily exceed your payments. Like Harleys, you don’t own a Porsche as much as you adopt one. Like it or not, ownership of a older Porsche becomes part of your mission. Understand this before you take the plunge.

    And take it you should. There’s no car in the world that drives like a old 911. There’s no sound in the world like a 911 at speed with the top down and engine in full song. There’s no feeling in the world like the wind in your hair at 110 mph while riding a hairpin curve in a 911. The only other car that comes close is a similar-vintage Cobra. Lamborghinis are for rich assholes. 911s are for drivers.

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  168. Gunslingerregi, as far as monthly dues go, I have no idea. I saw an article online, about these clubs in Manhattan and LA. I’m pretty sure it’s not cheap, but still cheaper then owning them. I’m sure if you Google it you can find them. My local National car rental company has Chargers for rent by day for around $60-75. You will probably want to get the CDW on top of that.
    As a side note, don’t be concerned about a girl finding out that you rent these vehicles. She will probably consider you even more Alpha and secure in your manhood for the simple reason that you don’t feel the need to own these penis machines, but have access to them any time you want. And your money is not tied up, but fluid in your bank account.

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  169. on September 4, 2010 at 11:10 am gunslingergregi

    yea lamborgini in florida rented for 200 a day last I checked.
    Only problem is I needed to be out of states because of oath to myself of not marrying american chick.

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  170. on September 4, 2010 at 11:12 am gunslingergregi

    I could see lamborgini on autobahn though would probably be best place to rent one I would think germany.

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  171. luvsic:

    1 of the most visceral exhibitions of game I’ve ever seen was a guy driving through LA in a beat … to … hell truck w/ cardboard replacing a busted out window and the words ‘CHICK MAGNET’ spray painted on the side. He had his windows down, music up, and complete control of the street, it was a fantastic show.

    Key details needed here, brah. Does “complete control of the street” mean that chicks were just throwing themselves into the truck (or, for the ones with BMI above a certain value, under its wheels)? Or that otherwise fearsome gangbangers looked on in emasculated trepidation?
    Or does it just mean that a bunch of people were staring at him.

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  172. xsplat,
    I guess I set you up nicely on that one.

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  173. Spinster and her beta father beat on a normal guy for no other reason than they can’t take his swearing. Boo fucking hoo. The author of this post also defends the woman and her dad by blaming the entire thing on the young man’s “antagonizing” language. Beta-cunt retard.

    http://www.sportsbybrooks.com/video-us-open-tennis-fans-fight-in-the-stands-28930

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  174. Whenever I talk to someone with a lexus, acura, or infiniti, I call their cars the name of the owner of that subsidiary.
    lexus=toyota, acura=honda, infininti=nissan.
    OTH
    bmw=bmw.

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  175. on September 4, 2010 at 12:51 pm Chris Bechtloff

    I have a 62 Ford Galaxie Station Wagon. Black with wood trim and red leather interior. I bought it simply because I thought it was cool and different and had some money to piss away, but I am amazed at how women have responded to it.

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  176. Harmonica, the young punk can probably make a few Gs from filing assault charges. He showed an exceptional restraint. If I were in his place, both the manwoman and her father would be impromptu learning how to fly.

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  177. If I were going to trade in my sweetride for one of these, it’d be the last one, but I’d add a laser-guided missile launcher to the roof. I’d swing it around at anyone who tried to cut me off and dare them.

    On the other hand, the 150 looks like it could move a few, well, a few small towns simultaneously.

    BTW, my brother has a big shiny F150. Drives like a tank. It’s why he likes it. It feels like you’re in the cockpit of a war machine.

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  178. on September 4, 2010 at 2:33 pm Dr. Kenneth Noisewater

    560SEC from Roadhouse, with AMG mods and euro-spec lights.

    CHERRY.

    Though at this point, money spent on 4-wheel speed is a waste IMO, if I want fast I get on the bike..

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  179. on September 4, 2010 at 3:03 pm gunslingergregi

    ””””’Laura
    xsplat,
    I guess I set you up nicely on that one.
    ””””

    Well sometimes it is fun to pretend it is about love and not money or that life is worth working so much for.

    But that is all it is we all have to pretend a little.

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  180. on September 4, 2010 at 3:06 pm gunslingergregi

    I mean when you can walk into regular club and have two good looking bitches pick up all of the dollar bills off of floor it does make you realize that there is definetly a lot of pretending going on.

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  181. Here is an interesting article about how owning a hybrid elevates your status. The article seems to deal with competitive altruism. I think this article should be taken in context with an earlier comment about how only working class girls care about what car you drive. This society is more “ideal” driven that what it used to be, we are now concerned about things like the environment. Academia is strongly responsible for this. I think the creative class looks down upon the type of conspicuous consumption that is not driven by higher ideals, as opposed to people of the working or service class who want the Hummer.

    Women are hard wired to like social dominance / social prestige. But what is prestigious is relative to a specific subculture. An earth science professor owning a hummer is a DLV, whereas owning a hybrid is a DHV. For a working class person, this would probably be reversed. Think in terms of reputational benefits.

    [Editor: All that has a ring of truth, but there is the matter of certain goods having an inherent masculinity that defies situational ideal-driven status. A sensible hybrid car is never going to exude the testosterone that a Porsche 911 will. An enviro prof tooling around in a hybrid won’t earn as many status raising points as the same prof kicking up in a 911. Perhaps he would go up in status if he was the first on the block with a very rare hybrid, but that window is now closed. SWPL women have their proclaimed ideals, and they have their tingles, and it’s not often the twain meet.]

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  182. on September 4, 2010 at 5:05 pm gunslingergregi

    http://techcrunch.com/2010/09/03/craigslist-censored-adult-section-comes-down/

    Interesting site I guess craiglist got shut down on adult website side.

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  183. on September 4, 2010 at 5:23 pm Anonymouses Anonymous

    While it’s not a major panty wetter, for those on a budget that want to impress, Zipcar rents BMWs and Ford Pickups along with the Volvos, Minis and average econobox.

    For $100 you can drive a BMW all day and never worry about paying for gas, so drop the convertible top, crank the AC and pop in your iPod.

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  184. You have to consider the womans age and demographic too.

    Younger women are more likely to prefer Big Trucks and old muscle cars. Older women with refined taste will go more for 7 series BMWs and Lexus.

    I’m sure in the Black ghetto the sisters prefer any luxury car as long as it has expensive rims, just like in the Barrio the Rookas prefer mid 60s low rider vehicles.

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  185. Doesnt having a certain type of car show you have a certain type of salary?

    What should it matter what car I drive??? If I go to clubs or the library or grocery store she aint seeing my car. She seduced by my words.

    If you’re trying to get to the part of the convo where you can flash your keys or talk about your car isnt that way to try hard.

    Not sure – most playas I know have a luxury/sports/muscle car – not cause its “alpha” but cause it gets em excited.

    Women probably want to be driven around in a jag vs a civic….

    Be right back – buying a used beamer

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  186. Living in L.A., a car like the 7 series is a bad idea. Every swarthy man with gold chain and exposed chest hair drives one. Everyone who’s not Persian looks down on Persians. Unless you’re going after the ragingly materialistic Persian girls, not the best use of money.

    Best choices are a bike, an old muscle/sports/luxury car, a truck, or an expensive sports car. Old cars are cool but don’t seem try-hard like expensive new cars do (old hummer >> h2).

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  187. In general, women don’t seem to be that impressed with “classic” cars … unless they’re in showroom condition and spend 99% of the time parked next to your Audi. She’ll get more tingly watching you work on an old car than driving around in something only your buddies think is cool.

    Once had a girl tell me that the sexiest car a guy could drive was a Volvo station wagon. Safe, stable and wealthy, I guess it pushed all the right daddy buttons.

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  188. On a completely unrelated note, the best piece ever written about NYC, *ever*, just appeared in the Onion.

    The last line sums it up nicely.

    http://www.theonion.com/articles/84-million-new-yorkers-suddenly-realize-new-york-c,18003/

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  189. Somebody mentioned the Corvette Stingray, I have a ’75 (red, black int., t-tops). They do NOT have a ton of horsepower or torque- I have the L-82 and it puts out only 250hp.

    It’s more of a touring car than sports car. Gorgeous lines nonetheless, but it’s the vehicle the wife hates the most. Go figure.

    My last design F-150 does get more attention than my other three cars put together.

    My next ride will be an Audi ragtop- they really seem to be getting it right lately.

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  190. @Basil Ransom

    Living in L.A., a car like the 7 series is a bad idea. Every swarthy man with gold chain and exposed chest hair drives one. Everyone who’s not Persian looks down on Persians. Unless you’re going after the ragingly materialistic Persian girls, not the best use of money.

    Out here on the east cost, we need to think about winter. I know guys from Maine who only buy cars in winter -because you need to test drive it when the weather is proper.

    F150 all the way.

    And on Persians – fuck, yes, most are blatantly obsessed with cold hard cash. The word: Bring It.

    Thank God my honey isn’t.

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  191. Fuck Texas is awesome. Come on the rest of America, stop being whiny pretentious SWPL and try growing a pair like Texas.

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  192. 97 Jeep Wrangler driver here. Bestop HalfTop most of the time, but go topless as much as possible, weather permitting.

    At the beach, the doors come off and get thrown in the cargo area.

    Kaikou, you may jump on my dick now.

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  193. […] Roissy:Values Compatibility And Sexual Attraction and The Pickup Artist’s Car Of Choice […]

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  194. “dream puppy, a seasonal drop. Usual for this time of the year. Wishful thinking does not supplant reality. Wait 3 months to get a gauge on the trend.”

    Morse. Care to wager?

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  195. Cars are beta. Jetskis are alpha. Tell a girl to meet you at the beach, and pull up in this:

    Cockas in pussas in no time.

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  196. When it comes to driving a cool car ; I am reminded of an article someone wrote where they compared
    Front v’s Clout

    Front is where a guy can drive a really cool car and relies largely on the car to fit in with his peers and even to attract women.

    A guy with Clout has a cool car and the lifestyle , income , social network and does not need the car in order to attract women.

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  197. on September 9, 2010 at 2:14 pm David Rockefeller

    So coming to this thread late, let me see if I can summarize all 300 posts.

    1) The hot car you like/drive is the car that will get you hot pussy.

    2) The cars you hate are cars that hot chicks hate — which makes fucking them difficult, if not impossible.

    My sense is, if you’re driving a car that rates a 10 while you are yourself only a 6 (let’s say), then car-dude disparity risks highlighting that you’re really a 6 who may be out of the league you’re dying to play in.

    Isn’t it better to drive a car whose rating is equal to or less than the rating you have absent the car?

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  198. I asked my 22 model gf….

    1) Audi r8
    2) Corvette grand sport
    3) Mazda miatas (I would aftermarket exhaust & turbo)
    4) Mercedes e class coupe (bonus points for sliding roof)

    My call… Black e coupe 550 with custom exhaust and tuning for 450 hp.. Lowered 30mm.

    Cars should be black. Corvette zhz bonus points.

    Porsches are “ugly and stupid”. Platypus (boxster). Bmw’s are ugly. Maserati gran sport “fish face”. Inherent logic to this.

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  199. A utilitarian vehicle is the way to go. Take an old-school jeep for instance, one that’s obviously seen some trails. That shows the world that you’re adventurous. A sports car though just says that you had enough money to go out and buy a sports car.

    Unless you were one of the ones who read Roissy’s post and thought “What would I need a truck for?”. In which case, stick with cars so as to avoid any confusion…

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  200. Haven’t you ever heard it’s not size, its what you do with it. As far as cars go, same applies.

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  201. what’s wrong with my 1998 slk?

    i’ve always fancied that car, thus i’ve bought it last year.

    here, it really get’s attention of chicks. last week i get laid with girl i have known for maybe 2 hours most – hot girl. she just got in my car on the street.

    somehow, i know it has reputation of chick’s car, but i suppose it has to do wit MB lousy marketing.

    http://www.facebook.com/cvelee#!/photo.php?fbid=1549840738538&set=t.1010670309

    ANYway, i found this topic wanting to improve my “car cruising sessions in search for pussy”. I have one very good friend, doing the same thing few times a week. I really enjoy it – nights are much better enjoyed in car than in smokey, loud, sausage-filled, expensive bars. And I have obvious advantage. But it is not about advantage, success or whatever – in my thirties, I just enjoy it more – music and the cruise.

    I would be thankful for good tips on timing and area related problem for instance.

    All the best guys,

    Cvele

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