A Study In Contrasts

Me, during an evening of sitting on pea green, chocolate brown and beige boutique furniture, drinking $14/four-pack beer, and ricocheting rapid-fire witticisms about supper clubs, pop culture icons and travel mishaps with a mixed group of men, women and gay non-math-oriented professionals carousing through the twilight of our nation’s greatness:

Me, during a night of rolling solo in a dimly lit bar chatting up girls:

You’ve gotta struggle a little to feel like a free man.


  1. Cats?

    Honestly, they both look like pussies to me.


  2. Know the feeling


  3. Gay


  4. gay non-math-oriented professionals

    LOL!!! But lawyers are usually a straight bunch while non-math oriented. They, together with doctors, are the exceptions to your rule


    • This detail is telling and amusing, the ghey in dc is applied to lawyers dedicated to hectoring the public towards submission to the government and interior designers. But they are good dinner companions. As for non-math orientated, I guess this is a slam on non-MBAs and non-engineers, the people who really pay the bills.


    • Um, there are ALOT of gay lawyers. Check ur facts.


  5. I understand completely. A strong message in a few words.


  6. I hate cats. Just hate them.


    • I’m down with cats, especially this one:

      (from wiki):
      Fritz the Cat is self-centered and hedonistic, lacking both morals and ethics. Thomas Albright describes Fritz as “a kind of updated Felix with overtones of Charlie Chaplin, Candide, and Don Quixote.” Fritz’s had a “glib, smooth and self-assured” personality….”

      First time I took acid, my friends and I watched the movie, fuckin classic!


  7. Oh, how cute! ❤ I already have one cat (black, castrated), but I'll definitely have at least two more as soon as possible.


  8. on August 30, 2011 at 4:57 pm greatbooksformen GBFM


    hey eveeyrobodydyd’s!!!

    now tahta summer is eneding i am coming form from

    martha’s vineyard
    and nantucket

    and i’m bakc in the mhamptons zlozlzl

    this summer i cososocred lots pusususytsysyss putststanahaga pussysys wiwwysys scored lotas pustssyys which took in my maganuma cockas lzozlzlzlzoz and had lostssa fun sharing coakckcspslooge with hotties all oveer lzoozozozlzl

    but ia alsos spent the sumemr completeing my reasearch proeject lzozlzlz

    here are the resuslts:


    wonce upon a time mens wents 2 church 2 find a good wownenez lzozlzlzloz

    wonce upon a time mens wents 2 church 2 find a good wownenez lzozlzlzloz to be a wife and mother and faithful honor cherish lzozlzzozlolzozlz

    today woemnz go 2 churrhc 2 find a beta or gammamale to pay for their three children forrm three fatehrs who pumped dand dudmped theier zazzez afetr asszzcockcing them lzozlzlzlzo

    lzoozlzzllz u know it;s trueues! lzozlz


  9. on August 30, 2011 at 4:59 pm greatbooksformen GBFM

    zlozz omg lzozozl

    i am so excietd for the new shccocole year!!!!! sshcoll rules!!! ;zpozpzz;z

    lotsas spussyys swusyssy train womenz 2 give it up 2 me thank you central bankers for trianing womena turning womene into lotsa pussy givers to gbfm lzozlzlzl

    wonce upon a time mens wents 2 church 2 find a good wownenez lzozlzlzloz

    wonce upon a time mens wents 2 church 2 find a good wownenez lzozlzlzloz to be a wife and mother and faithful honor cherish lzozlzzozlolzozlz

    today woemnz go 2 churrhc 2 find a beta or gammamale to pay for their three children forrm three fatehrs who pumped dand dudmped theier zazzez afetr asszzcockcing them lzozlzlzlzo


  10. on August 30, 2011 at 5:00 pm greatbooksformen GBFM

    oooooooops sorry for tehe doudbeels posstsss!! lzozlzl

    i menats to post thsis:

    i can show you the way, neo, but you will have to walk it zlozlzlzozzlozlzlzo

    ozlzlz the more you read me and roissy the mroe your life will improve as you come to see the fiat butthex matrix for what it is — you will see the green streams of fiat data (dripping with buttdouche fresh off the butthex presses) like the matrix but with a subltle difference as some of you wieinsteinas have already seen for urself lzozzll

    at the ned of the matrix neo saw it as


    and when you have walked the path you too will see the butthexing matrix for what it is and how the fed funded the desouling of womenz with massive amounts of douchcock frrom an early age in all tehir orfices and are acting through the soulles temptresses to seize your assetts now when a girl says, “what i really really want is a nice guy, i’m tired of the asswholes (lozlzl who got her younger hotter tighter)” instead of hearing what she says and then trying to be a nice guy you will hear the truth behind the butthexing matrix’s facade lzozlzl:

    douchebag10to butthex me0101
    010and i want you 2 buy me100
    01meals and a ring while i01011
    0101give by butt & vagina01010
    010away for free to butthexers1
    100who tape it scretely lzozl100
    zlzozllzlzlzozlzozzloozzllz and101
    1010make my anus sore for010
    1010days010101 101010101011
    0101pay 4 my meals0101001010
    101stds stds stds0101010101010
    10101buy me 1010a ring1010101


    the sublime act of butthex is a beuatiful metaphor for what the fed does to a currency and a country, which is why the neocon weekly standard celebrates butthexers–es[pecially those who taope it without the girkl’s conthent and profit off the act. lzozlzlzlzl!

    [on the war that devastated the Real World]
    Morpheus: We don’t know who butthexed first, us or them. But we do know it was them that videotaped it without our consent while scorching the sky wioth a long trail of butthex lies. At the time, they were dependent on butthex power. It was believed they would be unable to survive without an energy source as abundant as the common man’s collective anushole. lozzllzlzlzzl

    Trinity: I know why you’re here, Neo. I know what you’ve been doing… why you hardly sleep, why you live alone, and why night after night, you sit by your computer reading roissy & GBFM. You’re looking for him. I know because I was once looking for the same thing. And when he found me, he told me I wasn’t really looking for him. I was looking for an answer. It’s the question that drives us, Neo. It’s the question that brought you here. You know the question, just as I did.
    Neo: What is the butthex fiat Mathrix?
    Trinity: The answer is out there, Neo, and it’s looking for you, and it will find you if you want it to.

    [Neocon sees a black cat walk by them, and then a similar black cat walk by them just like the first one]
    Neocon: Whoa. Déjà vu.
    [Everyone freezes right in their tracks]
    Trinity: What did you just say?
    Neocon: Nothing. Just had a little déjà vu.
    Trinity: What did you see?
    Cypher: What happened?
    Neocon: A black cat went past us, and then another that looked just like it.
    Trinity: How much like it? Was it the same cat?
    Neocon: It might have been. I’m not sure.
    Morpheus: Switch! Apoc!
    Neocon: What is it?
    Trinity: A déjà vu is usually a glitch in the butthexMatrix. It happens when they change something. Now that I am an aging women in the butthex matrix with her eggs and gina drying up having given the best years of her anus to drunk alphas during her college desouling years via massively multiplayer asscockig in the butt sessions and getting her fiat mba (masters of butthexing in da Anus) and blowing upper level mangement lzozllz, the butthexmatrix is now delivering my cats. Two this morning and now two more. yaya! lozlzl


    Morpheus: The Fiat lozllolozllzzl butthex Matrix is a system, Neo. That system is our enemy. lzozozozozl! But when you’re inside, you look around, what do you see? Businessmen, bloggers, teachers, betas, lawyers, herbs, carpenters, and neocon womenz writing for the weekly standard, repeating the fiat lies of secretive tapers of butthex without teh girls conthent lzozlzlzlzl. The very minds and anusholes of the people we are trying to save. But until we do, these people are still a part of that butthex system and that makes them our anus’s lozlzlzozzozozl enemy. You have to understand, most of these people are not ready to be unbuttplugged. And many of them are so inured to butthex, so hopelessly dependent on the system of secretive tapings of butthex without tehir conthent, that they will fight to protect it and reapet the lies of secretive tapers of butthex in teh pages of the weekly standard even though they seem to be nice neocon ladies.
    [Neo’s eyes suddenly wander towards a woman in a red dress]
    Morpheus: Were you listening to me, Neo? Or were you looking at the woman in the red dress (woman as temptress in the heor’s journey myth) who was desouled via copious fiat-funded butthex from butthexers celerbated in teh pages of the weekly standard?
    Neo: I was…
    Morpheus: [gestures with one hand] Look again.
    [the desouled, massively-butthexed woman in the red dress is now a bestselling new york times author, pointing a cock at Neo’s ass; Neo ducks]
    Morpheus: Freeze it.
    [Everybody and everything besides Neo and Morpheus freezes in time]
    Neo: This… this isn’t the butthex Matrix?
    Morpheus: No. It is another training program designed to teach you one thing: if you are not one of us lozlzlzlzlers, you are one of them butthexers.


    i wanna start lzozlzlzl media where we have a character based on roissy who sees green streams of streaming data every time a bernankified chick opens her moutrh and throughout every episode all the herbs and betas pay for the meals of the chix roissy butthexes in the end due to his supreme knowelge of being THE ONE lzozlzlzllzzl

    i would be more like one of those minor characters along for the ride in the mother ship stanidng off to the side going lzozlzz zlzozlzozlzozlz zlzozllzozlzlzlz and don’t gte me worng i would score with all the hotties but like roissy woudl get first pick for his lead dick and i’d get the next two as that’s only fair lzozlzlzlzllzlzllzl


  11. Aren’t men usually compared to dogs and women to cats? WTF


  12. on August 30, 2011 at 5:37 pm (r)Evoluzione

    The drive to hunt and thus to eat (something besides birdseed, anyway), and fuck, are the second & third strongest biological drives, only the drive to breathe is stronger. The comforts of civilized society suffocate the interconnected drives of the hunter & seducer.

    Stay hungry. Be wild. Escape the cage.


  13. Cat #1 looks like a DC fatcat..

    Cat #2 reminds me of mine — Lean Mean Mice Killing Machine (Beside squirrels and fowl. Coons scratched a sign into the fence post: “Here is death!”, and avoid my place by a wide arc.)


  14. Like

  15. GBFM,

    That is fucking hilarious


  16. Man, its weird you post about cats today. There is a woman at work thats been paying a lot of attention to me in the last few weeks. She’s been lurking around my office and playfully gabbing with me. Today the conversation was how she hated cats and that cats were like females in that they do their own thing and go on their way. She said “thats why they call them PUSSY cats”.

    Although not my type, I think I’ll be banging her soon.


  17. So true.

    Pickup does make you feel badass.


  18. Be careful when
    you do your own thing
    and then go your own way.
    she may call you a pussy cad.


  19. Heartiste showing some of the beta that lies within or is becoming more prevalent after the conversion. We all know he has some, just like the rest of us. I respect the fact he can show it from time to time, as it reveals more about human nature and experience than pontificating as a know-it-all who has already figured out how to handle himself in any situation, regardless of the shit test thrown his way or the type of woman he encounters.

    Think this blog would be improved if he revealed his growing-beta-times and failures since many of the guys checking out his blog looking for insight are trying to learn from messing up last night or weekend, not from having a ton of success and years of experience. Those guys might read for pleasure or nuance, but the real public service is helping to convince those who don’t believe, are struggling, in the middle of the battle, or who have no other mentor–to keep on keepin’ on and plow forward while acknowledging the necessary setbacks that are most instructive to push one forward to excellence and success. Its getting the ball rolling that is difficult. Once it is rolling, it becomes a bit easier despite the occasional pothole or sewer grate that comes with just being out there.


  20. Love the deets: pea green and beige furniture whilst discussing trivial matters. Quite literally we are living in TS Eliot’s “Wasteland.”

    In the room the women come and go
    talking of Michael Angelo


  21. I like kitties.


  22. Heartiste.

    That cat is a stray. An unloved and apathetic stray. You saw that poor cat only as a vehicle for explaining a concept. Yet its life was harder and more tragic than any person using this blog. The least you could have done was to show that cat some pity. You didn’t.

    God damn you.

    Now you can retort by making comparisons between me and that fat cat above it. It’s fine by me.

    I’d still tell you to go to hell … and that cat will help you on your way … it’s been there already …


  23. Badass Kitteh is Badass.


  24. Cats? Really? This is what you’ve come to?


  25. cats=cads, smart , independent.
    Female cats are usually bitchy,male cats more sociable if they are fixed. My cats like dogs , I hate dogs.


  26. WTF?


  27. LOL, this ugly bitch at 44 thinks she is at her prime.

    Sinead O’Connor is looking for broadminded love in all the blog places. Complaining that “her-moans” have got the best of her, the Irish singer has taken her sex quest to the internet, calling for a sex partner on her blog and on twitter.

    Complaining of a lack of intimacy in recent times, O’Connor writes on her blog: “My shit-uation sexually/affectionately speaking is so dire that inanimate objects are starting to look good as are inappropriate and/or unavailable men and/or inappropriate and/or unavailable fruits and vegetables. I tell you yams are looking like the winners.”

    The singer is best known for her 1990 hit single, Nothing Compares 2 U. Her hugely popular version of Prince’s heartbreak epic brought her enormous international recognition and a Grammy award.

    But fame, even on the wane, presents romantic difficulties for O’Connor.

    “Needless to say what I do for a living makes it hard for me to find men that only want me cuz they like my (legendary) arse. Yet I am in the peak of my sexual prime and way too lovely to be living like a nun. and it’s VERY depressing.”

    So she’s taken action but O’Connor is not looking for just any man. She specifically wants a middle-aged, sweet, sex-starved man – who doesn’t use hair product, lives in Ireland and loves his mother.

    “Fire-men, rugby players, and Robert Downey-Junior will be given special consideration. As will literally anyone who applies.”

    For those keen to come to O’Connor’s sexual rescue, applications can be made via her secretary.


    • Maybe she should adopt some cats.


    • she did say sexual prime which doesn’t have a medical standpoint so to speak, it does have a emotional and mental one… it is said younger girls may be slimmer and prettier but older gals know what to do with it.
      Think about it. Are the kids more self-sufficient? Is she established at work? She has less stress and gets more sleep. She may also be old enough to toss out her inhibitions. A great fringe benefit of aging is not caring what anybody thinks.
      Hopefully this is all true…


      • a woman’s reproductive prime starts in her teens and ends at around 25. this also happens to be the age range of a woman’s highest smv, all other factors being equal.

        the notion that a woman’s ‘sexual prime’ is in her 30’s to 40’s is a bunch of feminist nonsense.


  28. on September 1, 2011 at 1:21 am old guy, lower case

    MEOW !!!


  29. see post title. Contrast