A Solid Neg To Open A Cashier

The neg open is not to be underestimated. When opening very cute chicks it’s almost a necessity.

Reader BuhBrian writes:

I suddenly used this line on a cashier girl yesterday I’ve seen at a store a few times.  While I didn’t go for the number **, I amused myself in this spontaneous exchange.

Her:  you want your receipt?

Me:  No thanks. Hey, didn’t you used to have braces?

Her:  (caught off guard)  no..

Me:  Really?.. You look like someone who just had their braces removed recently.

Her:  (rather confused and flattered)  I’ve never had braces in my life actually…thanks.. blaa blah something, have a good weekend.

Her tone was good, and really accepting.  I detected no attitude or insult in her voice at the braces remark.

Telling someone I thought they had braces is in someways a neg (your teeth must have been real fucked up, I’m sure), but underhandedly came out as a complement (nice smile). Which wasn’t my original intention.

**  Since I didn’t go for the number.  I just passed that moment by because of my dreg-ish wimpout tendencies.  Plus she was working and people were lining up at the register.  My alphaness wasn’t strong enough to not care.  But I do have a legit related question.

Q:  What are your thoughts on getting girls numbers from places you routinely shop and see them.

The braces neg is a good all-purpose neg, useful on cashiers and all kinds of women, including lawyers. I’m not surprised the girl reacted positively. It’s what girls do when they aren’t sure you insulted them or complimented them. Rev, lil’ hamster, rev! In the case of cashiers, where you don’t have the luxury of context or of time to open her the traditional way, a neg open can jolt her into a flirty frame of mind.

Transitioning from the neg open to a number close with a line of people waiting behind you is a difficult proposition. She is going to feel harried and unable to focus on exactly what you’re asking of her. You could build an insta-bond by letting her know you are aware of the stress of the situation.

“There’s a big line of people behind me, so I can’t linger here long. I don’t normally do this, but write your number on my receipt. I promise I won’t hold your naturally straight teeth against you.”

No doubt there are other ways to number close cashiers, so the floor is thrown open to commenters to add their suggestions.





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  1. why do guys want to try openers everywhere as if every girl is a beer bottle? 🙂

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  2. pupu,
    every single time you begin a conversation with a (unknown) cute girl- you used an opener of one sort or the other.

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  3. gaming a girl at work always seems like a risk. but no reward without risk. time to try this out.

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  4. on August 4, 2010 at 11:27 am Chief of the Slapaho Tribe

    Why not? Using openers everywhere maximizes the chances of getting laid.

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  5. I number closed (and later, F closed) a really hot cashier at my local grocery store once. I go there about 4x per week, so I see the cashiers all the time, and see when there is a new one. When this one was new, I started going to her till when I needed to check out, and would make small talk, like “you look pretty excited to be here tonight.” “Did you have a good weekend?” etc. Eventually, she started to remember me and ask me questions back, so that’s when I got up the nerve to ask her out.

    I was blatantly IOIed by a cashier once, and I still curse not asking her out, as I never saw her again. If she IOIs you, then just ask for her number. Otherwise, you’ll probably need a few return trips to build rapport.

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  6. If you don’t open the bottle, you can’t sample the beer.

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  7. My game isn’t the greatest, but I’ve got to say, I get a lot of numbers from cashiers, waitresses and baristas.

    The key is to take your time; you’ll see her again, and if you don’t, there’s cute staff in lots of places you eat and shop, so you never have to hurry, just stick to really solid game.

    Braces girl will remember you next time you go in, so go back to her checkout if the line’s not too long, and say hi, with a smug gleam in your eye. Start spitting something compelling right away, then tease her in a way that makes her eyes go wide, and then, right when she is dying for more, you finish the transaction and leave, giving her a smug smile and lingering eye contact.

    Don’t go to her each time, if next time the line is shorter with some other cashier, or someone else is behind the till when you’re ready to leave, just go to that person. This is key. If she’s used to you going to her and then you don’t, she’ll go nuts the next time she sees you, and should wave hi to you as you come in the store, so that you know she’s there.

    If it’s a cafe or bar, bring in your dates when you’re on them. You might be expecting that Braces girl will fawn over you like always, and you’ll look good in front of your date, but more often than not, the girl at the shop will all of a sudden become really shy and avoid all eye contact with you. That’s part of it, don’t worry.

    Soon she’ll start always telling you about her weekends, and from there it’s easy to suggest meeting up, when she mentions something you guys share in common.

    Oh, and lots of these girls who will be dying for you to ask for their number or who will be so into you it’s a little embarassing: a lot will have boyfriends, and you’ll be like, “What the fuck, man”. That’s part of it.

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  8. I can imagine saying this to a chick, and her then opening her mouth to reveal…the snaggle tooth. Not that it’s not a good opener, just that that shit would be comedy.

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  9. I don’t know if negs work on most girls…I think you have to have a below average, or at the most an average IQ to not see the intention behind it.

    I remember a neg from this guy in university once. We were all having lunch and it came up we went to the same (very large) high school. He obviously didn’t remember, but said…”oh yeah, you used to be kind of goofy looking huh?” Considering the fact that 1) I was in high school one year ago and had not changed 2) the guy had already tried to get into my pants (“let’s go to the hot tub”) I was very confused by his statement- although I kind of got the idea of what he was doing.

    I said, “why would you intentionally try to hurt my feelings? if I was ugly in high school, you are being purposely hurtful and unkind- which is terrible as I have been nothing but nice to you. I don’t know why you would say such a mean thing.”

    He was very apologetic. Maybe if he’d had a big fluffy hat and black nail polish I’d have succumbed?

    Then again, I still remember what he said, so even though I wasn’t more attracted to him, i do remember it. Or maybe I am goofy looking and he was being sincere. So many options!

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  10. This nerdy “f-close” and “number close” business needs to end.

    You got her number and fucked her.

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  11. B,

    You’re right; half of these employees will be itching to get an attractive guy’s phone call. It’s something to do at a boring job, imagine guys are flirting with them. Also true for men, imagining girls are flirting with them. It’s a way to pas the time.

    This situation is among the hardest, because of the other people there (you have major ASDs to bypass – even just for a phone number).

    I use repeat visits and gentle humor.

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  12. I remember this once worked with a hairdresser. I kept going back; we kept talking; she eventually gave me her hairdresser’s office card and put her cellphone number on the back. I can’t remember exactly what I did, but I went there once a month or so for about a year. We eventually had a 1-2 month fling, after which I alas needed to find a new hairdresser.

    BTW, hairdressers, not usually being the most materially ambitious and keen intellectuals that many SWPLs are, are often huge amounts of fun.

    Also: They’re easier to seduce, because their job is weirdly more touchy-feeling and sexualized than most.

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  13. B.,

    That was a very nice description of a greater beta pickup method. On the internet everyone is obsessed with the instant close type scenarios and “ALWAYS BE ESCALATING”.

    It’s nice to see someone still valuing a longer term pickup. I don’t have the time for it but it seems like a good way to get a woman firmly through the comfort stage of rapport building. I don’t imagine it would take more than a couple dates to get her in bed.

    Dream Puppy,

    That isn’t a neg. WHY IS THIS CONCEPT SO HARD TO UNDERSTAND? A neg is a backhanded compliment. NOT AN INSULT, NOT A BARB, NOT A SNIDE COMMENT.

    FUCKKKKKKKKKKKK

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  14. @Bounder
    That isn’t a neg. WHY IS THIS CONCEPT SO HARD TO UNDERSTAND? A neg is a backhanded compliment. NOT AN INSULT, NOT A BARB, NOT A SNIDE COMMENT.

    It’s not that we women don’t understand this, it’s that a lot of men don’t. Cap’n Bob gave a very good example on a previous post about the Irish omega who thinks neg=verbal abuse. Although most guys don’t go to this extreme, it can be very hard to get the neg right at first. He may well have been trying to neg her, he just wasn’t doing it right.

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  15. on August 4, 2010 at 12:58 pm gunslingergregi

    Well when I go through my worldwide fucking chicks phase.

    I will probably make a business type card.

    On that card it will probably state my goal of fucking every bitch on planet.

    I will hand that card out to about half the bitches on planet.

    Number of course will go to my staff who will set up dates.

    Just having the massive balls to do that will net me a shotstorm of pussy.

    But yea.

    Or I could probably just have chicks hand out the card for me. Kind of multiply myself and my time.

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  16. on August 4, 2010 at 1:04 pm gunslingergregi

    But yea I was planning on trying that in states but I kind of got stuck on the strip clubs and learning about black culture.

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  17. Sdaedalus,

    We can’t know what he was trying to do unless we ask him. All I see is a dofus making some ham-handed attempted at starting a conversation.

    It’s not helpful to have people muddling the definition of things like the neg with comments that are just plain wrong.

    It needs to be corrected, the last thing recovering betas need is bad advise.

    @gunslingergregi

    [i]Or I could probably just have chicks hand out the card for me. Kind of multiply myself and my time.[/i]

    The tucker max method. Already well-established as effective.

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  18. It’s really important to define the neg properly, you are performing a public service here. Bad negging can put a girl off men for life. The classic Irish faux-neg is:- “there’s not point in sitting there waiting for your boobs to grow bigger”. What men don’t realise is that this neg only works on a natural c-cup or larger Any smaller and you’re risking a Guinness bath. Btw the typical Irish female response is: “well, your hair isn’t going to grow back either”.

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  19. on August 4, 2010 at 1:20 pm gunslingergregi

    ”””’The tucker max method. Already well-established as effective.”””””’

    Well yea I am not gonna be trying to be inefective if it is my goal.
    I only hamstring on certain things but then also want to try things that might work. he he he

    Like right now I am peacocking being fat in a place where every dude has the body of brad pit in fight club he he he

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  20. Btw because all Irish girls are fully padded/gelled up when out on the town it’s actually very difficult to say who’s a natural c-cup. Therefore, this neg is best used only on girls with ginormous boobs, and even then, they may think you’re being sarcastic and douse you anyway. Of course, if the boobs are fake, they’ll only be too happy to talk about them.

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  21. on August 4, 2010 at 1:22 pm gunslingergregi

    “there’s not point in sitting there waiting for your boobs to grow bigger”.

    omg lol

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  22. Jay: I started doing the terminology ironically after reading “The Game”, but it eventually grew on me. You should give it a chance. It’s funny.

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  23. insult or backhanded compliment- the neg can be used either way.

    eons ago, in junior high, i remember we used to get sloppy joes for lunch. This one group of guys would lift up their soggy joes, and proceed to tell everyone “this is what Jenny’s, Marsha’s, and Heathers period looks like.” i didn’t find the humor in this.

    damn- i thought that kid was a fucking asshole, he was so mean. The girls faces were so red, they looked ready to explode from embarrassment.

    guess what happened?
    do you think those girls told on the boys or ignored them forever?
    or
    Do you think said girls made-out with and blew the boys that “negged” them?

    if you read this blog, you know damn well what happened.
    mating rituals that worked for 13 year-olds, still work today- you are a fool if you think otherwise.

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  24. @ Dream Puppy
    Who knows how many times guys have negged and qualified you successfully to have you spread your legs and/or take a load on your face. Game is mostly designed to seem natural. Nice try with the “no intelligent girl would fall for game”. How many times is a hamster spinning female going to try No True Scotsman on this blog?

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  25. @Gunny
    “there’s not point in sitting there waiting for your boobs to grow bigger”.

    omg lol

    And they say women are the crueller sex.

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  26. on August 4, 2010 at 1:35 pm gunslingergregi

    What that is not cruel I could imagine telling a chick that and then taking her home and fucking her brains out and showing her a good time.

    Getting her out of her prude shell.

    Mua Mua hahahahhaahahahah

    Woman do it to be cruel.

    Guys do it to help.

    Woman are just cruel.

    Guys are kind in the end.

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  27. the problem with spoiled, entitled women is that- the pedestal is made of cast iron.

    in order to destroy it, you need to fucking come with hot asshole game to blast furnace intensity.

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  28. “there’s not point in sitting there waiting for your boobs to grow bigger”.

    if I used that neg it would be a sincere compliment because I prefer small boobies.

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  29. @Gunny

    I suppose if delivered right it might even be possible to pull that off as a neg.

    I think you overestimate the prudishness of irishwomen though. It is not the reference to boobs that would cause the problem but rather the implication that the boobs are less than fully grown. We Irishwomen are very sensitive to implied slights.

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  30. on August 4, 2010 at 1:43 pm Vincent Ignatius

    We eventually had a 1-2 month fling, after which I alas needed to find a new hairdresser.

    That’s the biggest problem in gaming employees at the places you frequent. One pissed off barista and your favorite cafe is off limits.

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  31. braces opener + bust out the old C shaped smiles vs U shaped smiles routine

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  32. @PA
    If I used that neg it would be a sincere compliment because I prefer small boobies.

    Yes, I think everyone knows that by now. Bless.

    Is that a Polish thing by the way? I have noticed that the Poles in Ireland do not place as much emphasis on boobage as some of the Irish guys. I think with us it goes back to the Famine in the 19th century when breastfeeding women were apparently in great demand (once the family cow had been eaten, there was no other source of milk).

    As with all negs, I think it depends on how it is delivered. As long as the woman knows she’s being admired rather than criticised, and is not made look stoopid in front of her friends, then it’s okay.

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  33. Oh, I place much emphasis on boobies. I emphasise that they must be small and perky.

    Never cared much for ass one way or another, as long as it wasn’t too big or fat. Even flat asses are OK, as long as it’s hanging on a female pelvis.

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  34. cashiers
    are always
    beneath me

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  35. Great neg I use on chicks that I see once in a while or chicks who have rejected me in the past:

    “Damn, I see someones been lifting weights!” with a sly smile.

    If you ask if she’s been working out, she’ll think you think she is looking firm and good, but if you say lifting weights, the little hamster runs. “does he think my thighs are bigger?, is my butt big? are my arms bigger/flabbier?” etc.

    If she presses you for an explanation, just say, “i don’t know, you just seem to look different from the last time I saw you.”

    And if you drop this line on her in front of other people, it amplifys to nuclear affect.

    This one is absolute gold. I’ve used it dozens of times and the girls eyes immediatly get defensive and the blood flow to their pussys activates.

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  36. on August 4, 2010 at 2:19 pm OnlineSeducer

    btw around my area there are lots of 18-23 year old female college students as cashiers and some of them are so hot and natural looking. would appreciate a guest post on how to pick up young cashier girls.

    best

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  37. pupu

    why do guys want to try openers everywhere as if every girl is a beer bottle? 🙂

    To some considerable extent, good point. Esp. for a guy who’s already quite good at game.

    But when in the right mood with a hot cashier — it’s fun. Honing skills and trying slightly different stuff is fun. It’s fun for her too, if done right. Myself I do think there’s something kinda wrong for a beta who’s not doing it right to persist with real asshole game with someone like a cashier. I mean she’s trapped. But she also isn’t trapped for long, so it’s not that big a deal. But still honing skills but dropping it if it’s not working in such a case is often fun. It works a lot actually. Cashiers if not brand new are bored. Brightens their day too.

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  38. sdaedalus–

    The classic Irish faux-neg is:- “there’s not point in sitting there waiting for your boobs to grow bigger”. What men don’t realise is that this neg only works on a natural c-cup or larger Any smaller and you’re risking a Guinness bath.

    excellent example of what isn’t a neg.

    I general making a girl feel insecure about something she can’t fix, as opposed to something she can, or already has (braces), isn’t a neg, it’s an insult. The only time that will work is if she and you both know it’s a minor thing and she’s a very hot girl. (Mole somewhere.)

    Negging a girl on something she knows many consider important is cruel and useless. It will drive her away and make her feel bad. Bad karma.

    Which is of course what you’re pointing out sdaedalus. You get it very well.

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  39. Yeah, I could see that line working on a girl that is 8 drinks deep. Neanderthal game works on the hyper-feminine/ super-flirts.

    I’m going to stress that the, “eww you have cooties/insult-a-bitch” style is not game. It is really way too try-hard.

    But hey, if calling a bitch fat works for you, have at it hoss.

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  40. @ sdaedalus:

    How have you noticed the Poles place less emphasis on boobage in Ireland?

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  41. @Jay

    Relative speed of eye to boob movement on first meeting as compared to Irish men. There is over 2 seconds difference on average (3 seconds as compared to Offaly men who skip the face and go straight to the boob).

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  42. on August 4, 2010 at 3:01 pm Obstinance Works

    Mine last night was: “You used to wear glasses didn’t you? I can tell” (before she answered).

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  43. Also, for a lot of Irishmen bigger boobs cancel out surplus fat. This kind of outlook doesn’t seem to be quite so common among Poles.

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  44. on August 4, 2010 at 3:12 pm Obstinance Works

    You want to number-close a cashier? “Hurry up and write your number/email on the back of the receipt for me.”

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  45. Sdaedalus

    Would now be a good time to interject Philosopher’s Corollary regarding breast size?

    The larger the boobs, the smaller the brain.

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  46. @Philosopher

    That might explain why the Irish seem to be getting dumber and dumber with each generation alright.

    I couldn’t possibly give an objective opinion as to whether or not your corollary is borne out in my case or not. However I do know quite a lot of flat-chested women who are quite stupid.

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  47. I think “backhanded compliment” is an insufficient definition, and probably confuses some guys into thinking that a girl will be turned on when he insults her. I define neg differently. First and foremost, a neg is a judgment. Second, this judgment does not have to be positive or negative, it just has to convey that you, the person judging, is not impressed by her. Some negs are backhanded compliments, but many are not. I think all of them include some kind of judgment.

    Now, the rational response to being judged by a stranger is to say, “Why the hell is this guy judging me?” That’s why when girls read about negs, they don’t think it would ever work on them. In real life, though, when a girl realizes that a guy is judging them, she feels compelled to qualify herself (as long as the guy isn’t some chode who weighs 130 lbs and wears double pleated khaki shorts). A neg is effective because it immediately establishes you as the one with the standards that she must live up to.

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  48. Cauthon,

    Negs are a complicated issue. There are various types delivered at various times. I just don’t think that your post here is compelling on the topic at hand.

    Usually, they are used to flip the attraction switches of the female hindbrain. I don’t think that a negative judgment from a stranger is going to work all that well unless he has already DHV. That’s a different stage in the game then what this entry is centered on.

    In this post, roissy is talking about neg openers. I’d love to hear a “negative judgment” that you would use to open with.

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  49. on August 4, 2010 at 6:11 pm AGUARDIENTE ANTIOQUEÑO SIN AZUCAR

    Gunslinger

    Well when I go through my worldwide fucking chicks phase.

    I will probably make a business type card.

    On that card it will probably state my goal of fucking every bitch on planet.

    I will hand that card out to about half the bitches on planet.

    Number of course will go to my staff who will set up dates.

    Just having the massive balls to do that will net me a shotstorm of pussy.

    But yea.

    Or I could probably just have chicks hand out the card for me. Kind of multiply myself and my time.

    ah sí… adelante mi amigo!!

    i can puedo to attest that eso technique works muy bien on las hotties.

    you see, mi amigo, i have siempre used el juego directo on las hotties. no tengo solamente una business card, in fact my juego is printed directamente on my label:
    xoy un licor delicioso ANTIOQUEÑO (hijo de la tierra no xoy de bogo77a!!) y poderoso, something like 60 por ciento del proof. once la mujer has imbibed even un bit pequeño of my awesome sabor, ella no podrá to resist my gran charms. in fact, ella no podrá even to drive un carro!

    and this no put off las hotties. oh nooooo, ellas vuelven al bar todos los sábados para to drink even más of mi awesome sabor! moreover, mi muy direct juego is so bueno that, en verdad, los gobiernos of almost todos los countries del primero mundo now require me mostrar mi awesome direct juego, right on mi label.
    and todavía las hotties continúan a volver al bar to lull themselves into submission con más y más of mi awesome sabor.
    el juego del top shelf indeed!

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  50. For a grocery store

    Ask the checkout girl “Why are the cashiers always female?”

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  51. @AASA
    mi muy direct juego is so bueno that, en verdad, los gobiernos of almost todos los countries del primero mundo now require me mostrar mi awesome direct juego, right on mi label.
    and todavía las hotties continúan a volver al bar to lull themselves into submission con más y más of mi awesome sabor.
    el juego del top shelf indeed!

    But do you leave them better than you find them, mi amor?

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  52. @Bounder

    I’d love to hear a “negative judgment” that you would use to open with.

    Clearly you didn’t read what I wrote. I explicitly said that negs don’t have to be negative. In fact, I think that a lot of negs aren’t necessarily negative; they are ambiguous. They are, however, inherently situational, since you have to tailor them to each girl.

    Here is an example of a neg that I used off the cuff. I saw a girl in a bar wearing about four pieces of clothing, all black. I tapped her on the shoulder and asked, “When’s the funeral?”

    She looked confused for a moment. I gestured at her clothes. “You’re wearing all black. When’s the funeral?”

    She smiled a bit and then went into a spiel about how she’s visiting from out of town and didn’t have that much in the way of clothes–qualifying herself. The point is that I made a judgment of her, and she felt compelled to prove herself to me. This isn’t even a great neg, but it hooked her easily.

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  53. Gorbachev

    “BTW, hairdressers, not usually being the most materially ambitious and keen intellectuals that many SWPLs are, are often huge amounts of fun.

    Also: They’re easier to seduce, because their job is weirdly more touchy-feeling and sexualized than most.”

    If any of you ever have a chance to go to a hairdressers’ convention, its a must. Premier in Orlando has gotten worked over by a lot of PUAs and the girl-on-girl thing is making a dent, but when I first started going, it was incredibly open territory for a straight guy. Even some “gay” guys were getting laid.

    If you’re one of about 10 straight guys at a party for 3000, the horniest chicks will find you, and when you approach, your game need not be tight at all. I’m not great in a big party or club atmosphere, but the first time I went, I used about 10 condoms, going from fucking a cute chick’s ass to pussy and back over-and-over at her request about 10 times. She also made me bang her on my first-floor lanai as it was getting light out, inches from where people were getting in their cars and going to work.

    I know Miami and Philly have big hairdresser/cosmetology conventions. I would imagine there are others. Check them out.

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  54. on August 5, 2010 at 8:47 am AGUARDIENTE ANTIOQUEÑO SIN AZÚCAR

    daedaluscita
    But do you leave them better than you find them, mi amor?

    mire aquí my dear …

    this is una función de la forma en que these women approach me, me seducen, y me consumen.

    si las women son demasiado aggressive with me, y tratan to consume me de una manera rápida y dominante — la forma that would be más característica de un real man ANTIOQUEÑO (no bogo77ano!!) — entonces, in the morning del día siguiente, their heads will be muy dolorosas, y la experiencia will not have left them better off.

    however, si las hotties son slow y sensuales, y me dejaron to do my thang en la forma suave de lox ANTIOQUEÑOX (no en la forma de lax putax bogo77anax!!), then definitivamente las dejaré better off – y they will certainly come back muchas veces de nuevo.

    see how it works?

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  55. @Argumentative

    Saborea el sabor…

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  56. on August 5, 2010 at 9:15 am AGUARDIENTE ANTIOQUEÑO SIN AZÚCAR

    mi darlingcita, ¿argumentative? pero noooooo!

    en verdad, far from it — en las relaciones between ladies y gentlemen, yo xoy muy diplomática, often allowing liaisons sensuales that no would be posibles under otras circumstances.

    en otras interacciones, though, yo tengo unpredictable effects — sometimes i start fights entre los hombres, but a otras veces i am crucially importante in the process of hacer los business deals.

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  57. @Aguardiente

    Sorry for the accidental misspelling. Of course you are not argumentative, you are as smooth as silk and as fluid and liquid as… well… yourself.

    I’m a lover, not a fighter, so the idea of you provoking men to fights does not really set my pulse racing.

    But los liaisons sensuales… now that’s una cuestión completamente diferente.

    Haven’t you been accused though, of exciting the desire while taking away the ability to fulfill it? You tease.

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  58. on August 5, 2010 at 10:12 am AGUARDIENTE ANTIOQUEÑO SIN AZÚCAR

    Haven’t you been accused though, of exciting the desire while taking away the ability to fulfill it? You tease

    no culpes a mí. place la culpa where it belongs… at los pies of the drinker him- or herself.

    el sabor suave del aguardiente ANTIOQUEÑO (no bogo77ano!!) is muy similar to the rush of el exposure público. for unos people, even with una cantidad ridiculously pequeño, the ability to perform es perdido! muerte! even if la lujuria es todavía in their minds. for otros — such as lox favoritox de Diox mixmo lox paixax indigentex y borrachox ANTIOQUEÑOX dale dale medellín!! — más really is mejor, in every sense of the word.

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  59. Aguardiente-

    Oyeme que estas recontra mocha con ese Spanglish!

    Y que tipo de business deals? Business deals sensuales? (La palabra en Espanol es “negocios” o “negociar” btw).

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  60. on August 5, 2010 at 10:24 am AGUARDIENTE ANTIOQUEÑO SIN AZÚCAR

    puppy, nooooooooo!!

    solamente lox americanox conduct los business deals totally sin alcohol
    pobrecitox americanox

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  61. @AASA

    how can you have aguardiente without sugar anyhow?

    are you a paradox?

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  62. @Dream Puppy,

    That isn’t a neg. WHY IS THIS CONCEPT SO HARD TO UNDERSTAND? A neg is a backhanded compliment. NOT AN INSULT, NOT A BARB, NOT A SNIDE COMMENT.

    FUCKKKKKKKKKKKK

    A neg I’ve done in my dance classes is “not bad”…when a girl asks how her dancing is.

    or “Keeping doing whatever it is you’re doing…”

    Her: What? What am I doing???

    Those aren’t insults…they’re designed to get a reaction.

    The “you dress like my mother” neg is a head turner.

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  63. Maybe I’m missing something, but the original post seems to be a story of how two people had a four line conversation in English…and that is it.

    It’s not particularly witty, or backhanded, or neggy, or whatever–but even if it was, he didn’t close. So…it didn’t even work?

    How is this worthy of a post? Unless you think your readers are in dire need of Mindless Chatter 101.

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  64. I used this one today and number closed. It’s sort of one of my old go-to’s. Like many discoveries this one was made almost by accident. The first time I used it I was with a buddy just after our baseball game (we were still in uniform so maybe that helped in that instance). We went over to the vender at the diamond to grab a little bite. I went before my buddy and just kind of stood there indecisively looking through the options. I let out a sigh, looked down at the cutie tentatively awaiting my order and, being the king of outrageous shake-people-up comedy that I am, grabbed a sharpie and napkin that were on the counter, put them in front of the cashier and said, “Can I buy your number?”

    Golden! Every guy who heard let out their o-my-god-the-balls guffaws and every girl let out their gina tingle giggles. Meanwhile, I’m standing there bascing in my glory calmly observing cashier girl with her head turned, hand over mouth, and totally blushed. The other cashier girl had to nudge her and tell her to give me her number, which she did. (Apocalypse Opener for Cashiers (AOC) by the way)

    O right… todays number close. This one is an adaptation. Still came fairly naturally. I went to a local pizza joint to get a slice to go. I gave the cashier my card and this is what ensued:

    her: “If it’s under $4 you have to pay cash.”
    me: look up; pause pause pause, sigh, look at her, “Can I buy your number?” (shit-eating-grin, eyes)
    her: (look down and away, giggles)
    me: (small lag, pull out three singles) “I wasn’t sure if I should give you these; they were in my g-string last night.”
    her: (flirty eyes, smile) “something something” (puts cash in till)
    me: (grab pen and pamphlet from counter) “Now you can just give me your number.” (number close, smile, exit)

    Fuck. 9:20… gotta go. Enjoy!

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  65. K, fuckin with ya; Alphas can take a friday night off to chill with Call of Duty.

    Just wanted to add that maybe this wouldn’t work without top 0.1 to 0.5% good looks. In general, I notice that being direct is my best option because a lot of girls are shocked that I even talk to them. In other words, I have to be totally overt or they’ll think I’m not interested… and go to something they think is on their level (maybe I need to practice more vulnerability game?).

    R?

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  66. Cashiers provide fantastic opportunities to engage in low-risk, high-reward game. To increase the chances of success, make sure she remembers you and that you’ve flirted before. When you’re ready to make your move, act like it’s business as usual until you sign your credit card receipt. Write down your number on the receipt, make eye contact with her and say something like “Here, this is for you” while handing the receipt back. She’ll find the time later to put your number into her phone and text you. Your first text back to her should be: “Who’s this?”

    This has worked both times I felt compelled to do it. One was a cashier and the other was the girl that washes your hair at the salon. In the latter case, I put a dollar in the small tipping envelope with my “signed” copy of the credit card receipt and handed it to her with the “this is for you” line. I actually hadn’t seen or known her before but it still worked.

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