Visualizing Omega Or Man With Game?

A great way to build a love connection with a girl is through the subtle mockery of the absurdity of others. Chicks dig social dynamics and speculating ad nauseam about the backstory of couples or groups of people that they see walking around, particularly people who stand out from the crowd. Thus, it is a valuable component of your game to speculate along with her, demonstrating your mastery of quickly ascertaining social group relationships through incisive observation. It is, in short, another example of seducing women by co-opting their mode of thinking.

To that end, you should not shy from analyzing couples that you see while on a date with a girl. It’s great fun to spot an unusual couple, or an offbeat group of mixed men and women, and mischievously nudge your date to redirect her attention to the spectacle as you openly ponder “what’s going on there?”. Bonding in this fashion should not be underestimated.

So imagine you are walking through a park or an outdoor festival and you and your date come across this sight (leaving aside for the moment any third party observational bias caused by the presence of a photographer):

(Pic courtesy of Peter)

How would you analyze this snapshot in time such that you demonstrate your superior knowledge of human relationships?

Three possible scenarios jump out.

Scenario One: it’s a prank! The girl in the ratty blue and white striped shirt, at the instigation of her cackling chubby American friends, sidled up to the ugly fat man to pretend she was his girlfriend, or at least to pretend to flirt with him, to the great amusement of everyone but the mark. You can surmise by her left hand deep in her jorts pocket and her knowing glance of collusion toward the laughing girls that she is not his date. Also, her right leg is bent at the knee, suggesting she is ready to dash back to the safety of the pig pen should the prank be discovered. Meanwhile, fat boy’s smile is likely the goofy grin of a guy who is happy to mug for the camera with a cute girl by his side, who doesn’t realize he’s being tooled. His raised red cup of piss water is an auto-toast to his doltishness and omega ranking on the mate value scale.

Scenario Two: it’s a player! What you see is an actual couple on a date. They may even be in love. He hoists his plastic tankard in celebration of his good fortune. His grin is the shit-eating variety of the man of confidence boffing a much hotter babe than people expect of him. His slovenly appearance is not the dress code of the fat quasimodo nerd, but the devil-may-care fashion statement of the bad boy who does not need the crutch of stylish clothes to pick up hot chicks. What about her? Well, she’s leaning into him slightly, which implies she is happy to be with him. Her clothes and hair drape with the disheveled insouciance of a girl who has recently received a powerful rogering from a very fat man with tits bigger than hers. She has turned to sheepishly acknowledge the three single piglets chortling at the ludicrousness of her boyfriend. Her smile is the leftover glow of a shared laugh she had seconds earlier with her humorous, portly Casanova, but which has morphed into a teeth-clenched grin of discomfort reflecting her unease with the laughter directed at her and her lover by the tri-lambchop sorority sisters.

Scenario Three: it’s pedestrian! All five of them are friends and are laughing about something happening in the distance behind the photographer. Or they’re just posing and laughing because they’re drunk. Sixteen Miller Lights can make a fart seem like endless high comedy.

Your turn. How would you describe this scene for your date? Reaction time counts toward your final score.





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  1. It’s her coke dealer.

    Gimme ma points.

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  2. There is no way that guy is getting any play from any one of those girls. Trust me.

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  3. I’ll go with your Scenario 1 as the most accurate description of this scene, which really sucks because the girls in the blue and red are too flabby and chunky (respectively) to deserve to have such an attitude. (I’ll bump him up to lower beta.) But the girl posing with him is harsh-featured and has a bit of masculine look.

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  4. The fat dude and girl are brother and sister.

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  5. Sony/Columbia Pictures Billboards Offer “Virgin Helpline” And Cause Nationwide Controversy

    http://www.deadline.com/2010/08/sony-pic-billboards-offer-help-for-virgins-and-cause-nationwide-cont
    roversy/

    “A nationwide billboard campaign asking “Still A Virgin? For Help, Call 888-742-4335” is creating controversy in a growing number of cities. TV news stations in Louisiana, Miami, San Diego, and Arizona have so far covered the brouhaha as local politicians demand the billboards’ removal. Turns out those huckleberrys are being duped by a flash marketing campaign to create awareness for The Virginity Hit, the “R”-rated feature comedy from Sony Pictures which is sponsoring the billboards. The movie is about three guys who try to get their virgin pal laid and memorialize it on camera. So what happens if you call the phone number? A recorded message from the movie’s cast members gives an array of semi-humorous options for virgins, then offers a link to the film’s website. The number, 888-743-4335, has been dialed 70,000 times in five days.”

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  6. This is a dominance play between jorts girl and denim shorts. Denim has just made some cutting remark that blue dress can’t believe she just said. The comment was directed at Fatty, who is obviously Jorts’ gay friend. He has chosen to dismiss the comment as a bad joke. Jorts has chosen to take offense. Blue and Red dresses are Denim’s posse

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  7. I don’t like to make too many assumptions about a random person in a picture, but something about him makes me think he might be gay.

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  8. on September 1, 2010 at 12:28 pm Gunslingergregi

    He is the gay friend the boyfriends in the back doing the man shit like gambling or something.

    Fisrt response was he got that chick.

    First thought chicks decent looking but then looked at bodies and noticed some deformed ass fucking leg structures. God Dam.

    But yea she is leaning in to him but hand in her pocket.

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  9. I’m going to go with Childhood friends at high school graduation.

    She likes him, just not “like that.”

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  10. I’d guess not a prank. Likely he’s her GBF.

    Off chance he’s got some super compensating power—maybe he’s a locally known musician—and they’re together.

    The trio is laughing at the duo’s reaction to whatever the girl in the blue and white shirt is looking at off-camera.

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  11. Multiple pictures are being taken at the same time….. all designed to humiliate the fat man.

    They are def not together… Chubby girl squad and central focus girl all have beer in can. Fat dude has red cup, odds are he’s from a different camp.

    He might have just done something noteworthy that merits multiple pictures being taken of him and that girl, but its not likely. He’s the butt of the joke and all too happy for the attention.

    Whatever party they are at sucks

    I’d bond with my date by having the idea to go somewhere else

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  12. “There is no way that guy is getting any play from any one of those girls. Trust me.”

    And there’s no question, the girl in the red is the bitchiest of the group. The girl posing with him is probably the nicest. The blue girl, nicest of the three on the side, but she’s probably the type who is probably not as kind and sweet as she tries to appear once you’re out of sight. (I’m female, so if I were picking based on friend potential- red is in last place, girl posing, 1st, girl in middle of the left gaggle-2nd.

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  13. “I’m going to go with Childhood friends at high school graduation.”

    You do mean, high school reunion, right? Like possibly 10th reunion. These girls didn’t just graduate. No way. And I’m thinking some sort of July 4th celebration with the color scheme.

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  14. What you call an ugly fat man is actually a butch lesbian. (BL) The tip of her tongue peeping between her teeth is a concealed clue to her hidden talent.

    The three Piglets (3P) are laughing with joy at the thought that, with their more attractive friend Hottie (H) out of the running, there will now be more men for them.

    In normal circumstances, the fact that two women were together would not necessarily put men off either of them, in fact it might encourage them (two 6s > one 8?).

    However in this case BL is so unattractive that no man would contemplate a threesome in which she was included.

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  15. I would probably go along with:

    Ok what’s happening here? That’s got to be her cousin Joey, he’s a special needs kid.

    Her: Bursts out laughing and punches my arm

    Me: I’m serious… and we shouldn’t be laughing

    Her: Don’t be mean.

    Me: It has to be cousin Joey and she’s taken him away from play group….

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  16. PS: obviously the above was not an official post but I do so love speculating about people.

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  17. Jorts girl is hammered out of her mind. Fat boy, knowing this, requested a picture with her to the amusement of her friends.

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  18. Even so, he didn’t have the balls to initiate the slightest kino.

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  19. The cutie is going to ask the beta if he wants hot wild sex with the fatie in blue.

    Proofs:
    – The cutie is like “hey, look, I’m going to do it”.
    – The fatie is like “hooo noooooes!!!!!”, protecting herself behind her fried.
    – The beta is like “hey look bro, I’m so PUA! I want my TV show too!”
    – The red is like “ho shit! I want him now” -> preselection at it’s best.

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  20. The more I think about it this guy is definitely gay, which is probably why they’re willing to hang out with him because he won’t hit on them. The red dress girl looks like she might be fun, but definitely a little bitchy especially to betas.

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  21. on September 1, 2010 at 12:48 pm Ammonium Nitrate

    There are two photographers. One off-screen to the left (who the skinny girl is looking at), and then the photographer who took this picture. The dumpy hens are laughing because their skinny friend who they secretly hate doesn’t see this (primary?) photographer, whereas they and fat guy do. She’s leaning in to get in frame, and he holds the cup like a pillow biter.

    The guy in yellow in the back is playing Magic: The Gathering, and there is a classic rock station playing somewhere off to the right.

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  22. seems she lost a bet

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  23. The chubby guy was posing for a photo and the three girls dared (look at the hands of girl in the blue dress gripping the arm of the girl in the white shirt in a tense unbelievable way and look at the girl in the red dress and her mouth saying “noooo, she is actually doing it”) that one to stand beside the chubb and pretend to be his date. the three girls are laughing cause they couldn’t believe she would actually do it. Look at the girl beside the chubb with a grin of superiority saying , “see, I told you I would do it” The hand in one pocket and the tilting of the head to one side says smug!! Not sure whether they even know each other!

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  24. Pure speculation: fatso has ten inches and word got around. The quartet is queuing up to see if he’ll break ’em off a piece.

    (Notice how the girls are standing near that pole.Very animatedly, I might add.)

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  25. If I assume the male mind for a moment and select based on fertility indicators, red dress will have the healthiest offspring (but probably stop at 2), blue dress looks most likely to have a kid with cystic fibrosis (but she’ll have 3). The one in the middle will be childless by choice. The girl on the right will have difficulty conceiving, and 1 kid at max, probably around age 33 or so.

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  26. the guy is a definite gay…

    oh! This pic reminds me i have to email you the best beta pic ever. It’s at the airport- this dude is kneeling down on the floor, with his head resting in his girlfriend’s lap (she was sitting like a normal human) . I swear.

    My husband didn’t want me to take a pic because the guy might get mad.

    Psh. That pussy? When men are weak I want to pick on them.

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  27. Those girls might be a little chubby, but they are pretty and I guarantee they get tons of attention from men.

    [Editor: Right, “tons” of attention… from fat dudes with no other options!
    The chubby girls would get a lot more attention from quality men if they lost weight and got within the ideal 17-23 BMI range.]

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  28. @ Seb_BXL

    LOL

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  29. They’re all part of the same social circle and are just friends. She’s not his gf, they’re not playing a joke on him. She’s looking away from the camera because she wasn’t ready for the pic. The chick in the white shirt is saying something to her. Someone just told a joke, which is why everyone is laughing. My guess is that it was the photographer, judging from the body language of the other 2 chicks in the peanut gallery. The photog could easily bang the big chick in the blue dress if he wanted. She’s giving the camera “the look”.

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  30. Laura,

    I’m thinking her opinion of how she looks is greatly inflated vs. reality. However, don’t let the sweet appearance of the blue dress girl fool you. Guarantee she easily dons a bikini at the beach without the slightest body image issues. She looks convinced that her fat is “sexy and feminine.” So, she probably has a corresponding attitude to go with it. The girl in the red dress at least has some muscle hidden under there. The girl posing, despite the mannish look, is probably the most straightforward and genuine of the four.

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  31. Scenario 1, its a prank.

    People often say ‘ugly guys with hot girls’ is the effect of game, more often its ‘normal looking guys with hot girls’ rather than being ugly. This totally takes that description too far.

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  32. @ Laura

    Middle girl in white and jorts girl get attention.

    Red and Blue dress get the runoff attention and are forced to either be more animated, bitchy or cockblockerish.

    Red is still expecting to be treated like a 10

    Blue dress girl would put out behind a bush at this party and just be happy a guy is choosing her over her other friends

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  33. on September 1, 2010 at 1:00 pm Gunslingergregi

    This picture might actually explain why one in 5 us marriages are to people outside of us.

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  34. Name,
    your comments are making me laugh. I think your right about red dress girl. She’s the one I actually find the most attractive. I can see her hanging out at the pool in ten years with her two kids desperately trying to hold on to her looks and still kind of a bitch.

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  35. @ Laura – Maybe from washed up ex-frat boys. I hate to tell you this, but all four of those chicks are pretty beat. The one in the blue and white striped shirt is the most conventionally pretty, but she has the body language of a man. I’d probably go for the fat one in blue first, but only after a pint Hennessey to the face.

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  36. FIDEL CASTRO: ALPHA MALE

    “FIDEL Castro makes Wilt Chamberlain seem lame. While the NBA legend bragged he’d bedded 20,000 women, the Cuban dictator slept with 35,000, according to an upcoming documentary. “He slept with at least two women a day for more than four decades – one for lunch and one for supper. Sometimes he even ordered one for breakfast,” an ex-Castro official named “Ramon” tells filmmaker Ian Halperin. “I don’t think he would have stayed on as long as he did if not for all [b]the incredible women he had access to as president.” Castro’s security would comb Havana beaches each day recruiting the hottest babes.[/b]”

    http://www.nypost.com/p/pagesix/item_6sNvqP33F0h3X2iKssCEQP

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  37. “Psh. That pussy? When men are weak I want to pick on them.”

    omfg.

    Am I the only female who doesn’t fuckin melt for alphas? Probably because I idolize NO ONE and never have. Well, I love picking on people who pick on other people for no legitimate reason. I think dream “puppy” needs to be euthanized.

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  38. on September 1, 2010 at 1:07 pm Gunslingergregi

    Put a dress and heels on the one in white shirt and she is the best there easy.

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  39. on September 1, 2010 at 1:09 pm Gunslingergregi

    All body language in pic points at her in deference.

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  40. I personally would go for the girl in white! She’s cute and feminine. Moreover she seems to be unconsciously attracted by the white bar: she wants to unleash her pole dance skills.

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  41. on September 1, 2010 at 1:10 pm Gunslingergregi

    ””””””””on September 1, 2010 at 1:04 pm intp
    FIDEL CASTRO: ALPHA MALE

    “FIDEL Castro makes Wilt Chamberlain seem lame. While the NBA legend bragged he’d bedded 20,000 women, the Cuban dictator slept with 35,000, according to an upcoming documentary. “He slept with at least two women a day for more than four decades – one for lunch and one for supper. Sometimes he even ordered one for breakfast,” an ex-Castro official named “Ramon” tells filmmaker Ian Halperin. “I don’t think he would have stayed on as long as he did if not for all [b]the incredible women he had access to as president.” Castro’s security would comb Havana beaches each day recruiting the hottest babes.[/b]”

    http://www.nypost.com/p/pagesix/item_6sNvqP33F0h3X2iKssCEQP
    ””””””””

    Fuck to the hell yea.

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  42. She’s leaning in for the picture only. No other reason.

    My first comment to my date would be scenario 1, without a doubt.

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  43. I saw a store, called “Forever 21”, at the mall last weekend. Is that the dress size?

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  44. …the incredible women he had access to as president.” Castro’s security would comb Havana beaches each day recruiting the hottest babes.”

    It’s good to be king.

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  45. Laura,

    “your comments are making me laugh.” And it’ll get better if I speculate on their preferred B. control methods.

    Red dress- Yasmin for the potassium benefits. Middle breastless girl will have had 2 abortions by the age of 35. Blue dress girl’s mother is a nurse, so she’s been on the most popular Ortho Tri from a young age simply because oral contraceptives has so many “health benefits.” Girl on right, no hormonal bc, and uses condoms, except when she’s drunk.

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  46. Gotta be a prank. The lad thinks he’s in there with the (not particularly salty) ladies.

    Amazing how cruel they can be.

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  47. Mr. Grins and his sister are both tweeked out on mushrooms. His sis and him occasionally do it. Their friends know what an irredeemable slut sis is, because she’s been known to get plastered and sell herself at the local small town bar. The siblings are entertaining with a display of public flirtation, and the girl in blue is especially entertained, as she’s always had the hots for her own brother.

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  48. Also,

    As Gunslinger points out – their legs leave a lot to be desired.

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  49. I’ll go with scenario one. The important thing though, the original Roissy wrote this. Its written in that smooth, fluid style with the deft and amusing wordplay that we knew and loved.

    Could you give us an update on what’s going on with the book? You never mention it. Thanks.

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  50. on September 1, 2010 at 1:20 pm Gunslingergregi

    Ladies if you wear flat shoes that is what your legs will look like.

    Wear some heels a lot.

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  51. Also, welcome back Sdaedalus.

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  52. “The siblings are entertaining with a display of public flirtation,”

    If we’re making any assumptions about sibling relationships here, it’s clear that it’d be a half sibling relationship, same father, different mothers?

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  53. The guy surely seems gay. He also looks Mexican. You know how white girls are especially nice to minorities,so they prob are showing they like him because of his (double) outsider status, (Mexican AND gay) The girl on the right is not attractive,she looks kind of white trashy and too skinny. The girl in the middle with the white blouse is the alpha girl,the one I’d want. 🙂 The gay guy has such a nice smile on his face,he seems so friendly and goodhearted. (‘Cept maybe when he be hittin on some young stuff…but thats neither here nor there.) The girls,because he has “diplomatic immunity”,like him for his sweet disposition,like they would an older non-threatening woman.

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  54. Mr. Grins recently grew his exstacy dealership territory after a local higher up had a collision with a bullet. He and his fuck buddy spiked the drinks of their “friends” with alka seltzer sized tabs. The friends have no idea why Mr. Grins and his fuck buddy are so giddy, but for some reason are laughing along “with” them at the joke.

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  55. I don’t think Dream Puppy is wrong in what she said. Women, especially popular, attractive ones despise men they see as weak.

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  56. The three trust fund girls made a $1000 with the Blue Stripe girl that she couldn’t find and give a handjob to a man in the park within 15 minutes. She got the money within 10.

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  57. “Ladies if you wear flat shoes that is what your legs will look like.

    Wear some heels a lot.”

    Rarely wear heels, and my legs don’t resemble anything like that. Thankfully, I was blessed with tiny ankles. Although it means, I have to make more of an effort to look well-proportioned than my thick-ankled peers.

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  58. Cap’n Bob
    Also, welcome back Sdaedalus.

    Thank you, but shhh, I’m not officially here.

    I still think the ‘guy’ is actually a girl. Could there be a fatsuit involved?

    I wonder if ‘his’ bracelets have any significance?

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  59. The guy taking the picture is the alpha male who is fucking the chick posing with the fat guy. The fat guy is the long-time buddy of the camerman. It was an impromtu photo set up by the alpha to give his buddy facebook cred. The chicks in blue and red are staring at the alpha (whom they would both fuck) with a look that says ‘oh my god, I can’t believe you’re making her do this’. The chick posing with the fat guy is staring at the chick in white, seeking her approval. The chick in white telegraphs ‘don’t worry, it’s almost over’. The fat guy later jerks off to another one of his buddy’s girlfriends who thinks he’s ‘so cute’ and/or ‘hilarious’.

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  60. The four girls regularly meet up for lesbian orgies, and they love nothing more than to smoke loads of meth at their parties. Turns out there was a meth dealer at the concert. He’s invited.

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  61. Not to belabor the point, but it’s really the absence of an adam’s apple on the ‘guy’ that is worrying me. Normally, no matter how much weight a guy puts on, his adams’s apple still shows.

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  62. The girls can’t believe that a chubby guy who dresses like such a chump could have such an incredibly rich father. He just gave the girl a used 1972 Jaguar in return for a fast fuck in the porta potty.

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  63. Bob Vlad
    Bayer
    Information Systems Analyst
    Tarrytown, New York

    Current City:
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    WPI Alum ’05

    In a Relationship with
    Molly Holzbauer

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  64. How would these girls rate in Estonia?

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  65. on September 1, 2010 at 1:31 pm Gunslingergregi

    How bout your calves?

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  66. Laura,

    “I don’t think Dream Puppy is wrong in what she said. Women, especially popular, attractive ones despise men they see as weak.

    Nope, she’s wrong. There’s really no legitimate reason to despise another human being, unless they’ve screwed you over without cause or they possess a world view that impinges on the quality of life and freedom of other human beings.

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  67. Sdaedalus,

    “I still think the ‘guy’ is actually a girl. Could there be a fatsuit involved?”

    Nope – just an obese gentleman being played for a sucker, I reckon. The BL theory is a funny one, but I don’t think his lady friend looks like a participant in Sapphism either.

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  68. If you look closely you can see a speckle of cum dribbling down the right side of blue-stripe-shirt girls mouth. The three girls are disgusted, shocked, and pleased.

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  69. The fat guy is a professional porn producer. His new employee just accepted a lucrative offer.

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  70. Two of the girls in the group are turned on at the camera man, the third is staring at the couple in desbelief, the one girl being shot is tense, looking away from both the fatty guy and the camera man, angry and evading reality.

    The fatty guy looks happy with his own lack of confidence, curving his spine towards the girl in a submissive pose, with his arm retracted, shielding himself behind that drink and his 100 layers of fat.

    Camera man is the player and he arranged this setup

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  71. Alright. Despise is too strong of a word. I don’t hate men I perceive as being weak, I just don’t feel any attraction to them whatsoever. I’m not talking about normal human weaknesses that everyone has, I’m referring more to really wimpy behavior. I agree, though, they don’t hate them, nor should they.

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  72. This is a man with some game, possibly the idiot-savant level of game which comes from being precisely the right level of drunk. He met this girl a few minutes ago and has been hardcore gaming her ever since while pretending not to notice that she’s at least six points above him; he’s managed to drag her away from her group. The girls on the left are giggling at the scenario, while the stripey girl looks back at them with a look somewhere between “defensive” and “I know, I can’t believe I’m talking to him either!” The look is somewhere between “amused” and “death stare”.

    Now, the fat guy is not going to get any further with the girl than this, but he’s already managed to score some kind of control over her by slowly dragging her away from her friends, so he’s definitely no omega; he’s accustomed to shooting at targets out of his league, and he occasionally does alright.

    My theory: this is Roissy himself. (That would also explain the name change to “Chateau”, since he is now as big as a house.)

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  73. Blue striped girl just won a bet that should could suck 15 dicks in two hours. The guy is number 15.

    Ok, I’m done.

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  74. I feel bad saying it, because I don’t really hate anyone. I do remember that pretty, popular girls can sometimes be brutal in their assessment of who they find attractive and who they don’t.

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  75. on September 1, 2010 at 1:38 pm Gunslingergregi

    lol xsplat I thought you could hang for more creativity than that.

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  76. Thanks @LAURA, it’s true. I don’t know about chicks who rate under 5, but most women (or mathematically speaking half of women out there) are disgusted by men who do not act like men, and more importantly have no self respect.

    Hence the whole “game” thing. If acting feminine, vulnerable, and taking verbal abuse from females lying down is what got you laid (especially with chicks outside your league) that is what this blog would be preaching.

    But it is not.

    When my husband tells me of so and so friend of his who got cheated on (and remained with his wife), or who’s girlfriend threw away his X-Box, I do feel sorry for them as human beings. But I also lose all respect for them as men.

    Guys like that could look like Brad Pitt and I wouldn’t touch them with a ten foot pole.

    @Name….oh come on….you wouldn’t euthanize this lil thing would you? http://lowcarbish.blogspot.com/2010/08/day-1_30.html

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  77. on September 1, 2010 at 1:39 pm Dr. Wolf Holdings

    I say somewhere between scenario 1 and 2. The girl’s body language reveals her split mind. Like every woman, she’s looking to her friends for approval, which she has not received. But a piece of her is interested in him. What her body wants her mind will not concede.

    His best bet would be a flurry of negs to the trained sorority of seals when he gets the chance. Otherwise their combined disapproval will transform itself into a giant cockblock.

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  78. I knew within .08 nanoseconds after reading word one of scenario three that it was scenario 1.

    TIME!

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  79. Related. Same nose, same cheek, same jawline.

    Blue dress’s left arm is missing, indicating it’s behind white top’s back. They’re closer than two people just sharing a laugh at Omega’s expense.

    They were going to take the photo, but something distracted ratty blue and white in her drunkenness.

    Might be that the photo was supposed to just be of the two of them, but everything got distracted to the side. You’ve got blue and red looking at the cameraman, but white is looking at the pair. Suggests they weren’t all supposed to be in the picture, or else white would be looking front too.

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  80. “Blue striped girl just won a bet that should could suck 15 dicks in two hours. The guy is number 15.”

    Yeah, but that’s 7-1/2 guys per hour. That’s not even 10 minutes each. And does she cut the half-guy off at the 60-minute mark?

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  81. none of the above. one of the 3 girls on the side is his. no idea what the girl next to him is doing

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  82. My line is just pointing to the couples and asking my date:

    “Do you think those two are doing it?”

    I usually point to a couples sitting together in a coffee shop where the female is attractive and the male is a beta orbitor whom the female is keeping around for attention purposes when her boyfriend is not fucking her. The beta male has no idea that he is never ever going to get into her pants but the female knows that in order to keep him interested in giving her attention she has to dangle the carrot in front of his face by pretending to flirt with him thus giving him hope.

    In the scenerio picture above I am willing to bet that this eunuch overweight male is either the cousin of the girl or a very close male friend orbitor who might be gay (notice the colourful looking wristband and the overtly goofey smile) or everyone in the group of girls think he is gay and waiting for him to come out of the closet.

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  83. These women are really not that bad looking. The one in the white top is probably the best looking and she’s a 6.5 – 7. The only chubby one is the girl in blue. And the girl in the red dress actually has a woman’s body. She has boobs and hips—as softness to her—as opposed to being some overexercised, mannish gym queen.

    The truth is 90 percent of the guys here would do them all except the girl in the blue dress.

    Don’t deny it.

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  84. @Gunslingergregi

    ””””””””on September 1, 2010 at 1:04 pm intp
    FIDEL CASTRO: ALPHA MALE

    “FIDEL Castro makes Wilt Chamberlain seem lame. While the NBA legend bragged he’d bedded 20,000 women, the Cuban dictator slept with 35,000, according to an upcoming documentary. “He slept with at least two women a day for more than four decades – one for lunch and one for supper. Sometimes he even ordered one for breakfast,” an ex-Castro official named “Ramon” tells filmmaker Ian Halperin. “I don’t think he would have stayed on as long as he did if not for all [b]the incredible women he had access to as president.” Castro’s security would comb Havana beaches each day recruiting the hottest babes.[/b]”

    http://www.nypost.com/p/pagesix/item_6sNvqP33F0h3X2iKssCEQP
    ””””””””
    When you’re in Cuba and Castro’s security guys tell you that you’re going to be Castro’s afternoon screw, you do not have the option of saying no.

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  85. Gunner, you want more?

    The girl in the red dress is Mr. Grins’ sister. He took blue-stripe out to the Hot Dog festival and passed by his sister and her friends. They were at first surprised to see him with a new girlfriend, but the girl explained “no, I’m not his girlfriend, I’m a prostitute”.

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  86. on September 1, 2010 at 1:50 pm Gunslingergregi

    ”””””’Joe Eoj
    This is a man with some game, possibly the idiot-savant level of game which comes from being precisely the right level of drunk. He met this girl a few minutes ago and has been hardcore gaming her ever since while pretending not to notice that she’s at least six points above him; he’s managed to drag her away from her group. The girls on the left are giggling at the scenario, while the stripey girl looks back at them with a look somewhere between “defensive” and “I know, I can’t believe I’m talking to him either!” The look is somewhere between “amused” and “death stare”.

    Now, the fat guy is not going to get any further with the girl than this, but he’s already managed to score some kind of control over her by slowly dragging her away from her friends, so he’s definitely no omega; he’s accustomed to shooting at targets out of his league, and he occasionally does alright.

    My theory: this is Roissy himself. (That would also explain the name change to “Chateau”, since he is now as big as a house.)
    ””””””’

    That could be it.

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  87. on September 1, 2010 at 1:54 pm Gunslingergregi

    That doesn’t really fit because a prostitute would normally look better than any of those chicks.

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  88. WPI …. ah, memories. These girls are “Lay Path Junior College” sluts at a WPI frat party. Except for the one in the middle, who is a townie ‘ho.

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  89. on September 1, 2010 at 1:54 pm Gunslingergregi

    he he he

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  90. The girl is asked to posed with the fat guy and she embarrassingly complies.

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  91. on September 1, 2010 at 1:55 pm Gunslingergregi

    ””””who is a townie ‘ho.””””
    lol

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  92. on September 1, 2010 at 1:56 pm Gunslingergregi

    bling bling on a serious note what is up with the 12 year old pic?

    If that is you your too young for here.

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  93. When you’re in Cuba and Castro’s security guys tell you that you’re going to be Castro’s afternoon screw, you do not have the option of saying no.

    You see? I hope we won’t be hearing any more of this notion that Alpha qualities are positive male qualities anymore. Alphas are dicks.

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  94. on September 1, 2010 at 2:00 pm Gunslingergregi

    ”””””’ And the girl in the red dress actually has a woman’s body. She has boobs and hips—as softness to her—as opposed to being some overexercised, mannish gym queen.
    ”””””

    Oh helll nooo the one in red dress has played softball her whole life and knows how to slide into a base and brags on charging the catcher and shit.

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  95. Name

    Yeah, but that’s 7-1/2 guys per hour. That’s not even 10 minutes each. And does she cut the half-guy off at the 60-minute mark?

    Ya, she has a secret to make the guys come faster that she learned from her older brother who did a little prison time.

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  96. @ GunslingerGregi

    Wilt Chamberlin is still more impressive, methinks. Castro had an entire status security apparatus at his behest and total control of the tax-base to bag his bitches. Wilt was only a ballyplayer—imagine what he could’ve done with Castro’s resources.

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  97. The fat guy is from out of town. He saw the girls and wanted a picture to show his friends back home that he hung out with girls while he was on his trip. He asked the the cutest chick in the group if she could pose with him. She said ok because she thought the idea was fun, but after standing next to the fat guy for a few seconds her friends start laughing, she looks back at them and feels embarrassed! Fat guy gets his picture, girl tells herself she’ll never pose with a guy who requests a picture ever again!

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  98. I agree Gunny. Red dress girl is butch.

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  99. Someone mentioned the possibility of the fat guy be a girl. Prophet Mohammed (os some other muslim man, I’m not sure) said that there will come a day in wich sexual liberty will be so big that we won’t be able to discern a man from a women.

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  100. chateau roosshy & co.

    A great way to build a love connection with a girl is through the subtle mockery of the absurdity of others.

    The sooner you ultimately relinquish
    your idealistic conceits about Love…

    the sooner you ascend
    the heights of Wisdom.

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  101. xsplat,
    If you show up at a party in a red dress with your boobs hanging out like that you are looking for attention from men.

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  102. [quote]Those girls might be a little chubby, but they are pretty and I guarantee they get tons of attention from men.

    [b][Editor: Right, “tons” of attention… from fat dudes with no other options!
    The chubby girls would get a lot more attention from quality men if they lost weight and got within the ideal 17-23 BMI range.][/b][/quote]

    These 2 girls are not considered pretty, there is bulk of fat that is rolling down their arms and they also got thunder thighs and bulky calves . They both got similar kind of dresses in order to hide the belly and focus the attention on their breasts.

    Given the location where this picture was taken, alot of alcohol wil probably be consumed and therefore the drunken higher value males in the vicinity will lower their standards then they normally do if they were sober by focusing on the chubby girl breasts thus giving them an instant boner. Therefore in those kind of situations those chubby girls might be pumped & dumped by a higher value males they normally wouldn’t been able to hook up with (knowing fully well that they might not see them again after the deed) and then become more bitter after it ends shortly after.

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  103. Laura – so what?

    I didn’t say she was gay. I said butch. You know, a bit on the masculine side in her character.

    I thought it was obvious. It is to Gunny and me.

    I dated a butch girl once. Very pretty face, 19 years old, decent body, but she was just a tad butch and it was hit or miss if my dick would stay hard for her.

    So I’d go out at night and fuck my other girl, who I disliked as a person, but had great chemistry with. Or rotate days over. I loved the butch girl, but butch fucks with chemistry for some guys. Made my dick soft most of the time.

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  104. on September 1, 2010 at 2:11 pm Gunslingergregi

    ””””””’on September 1, 2010 at 2:01 pm dragnet
    @ GunslingerGregi

    Wilt Chamberlin is still more impressive, methinks. Castro had an entire status security apparatus at his behest and total control of the tax-base to bag his bitches. Wilt was only a ballyplayer—imagine what he could’ve done with Castro’s resources.
    ”””””’

    lol come on though a sports dude will of course have access to mad ho’s. But yea 10 k is up there. But 35k is god like.

    30 years at one a day vs 95 years at one a day.

    Why I aspire to be a dictator he he he

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  105. 1. Attention retards, our host is not asking for your actual opinion but rather what you would say to game a girl.

    2. A good answer is “he ate her real date.”

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  106. If the “couple” are both transsexuals (note her receding hairline and adam’s apple), I’m gonna be pissed.

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  107. dream puppy-

    “@Name….oh come on….you wouldn’t euthanize this lil thing would you? ”

    No, absolutely couldn’t euthanize that cutie.

    “I don’t know about chicks who rate under 5, but most women (or mathematically speaking half of women out there) are disgusted by men who do not act like men, and more importantly have no self respect. ” Well, then I guess I rate under a 5.

    On a serious, note I fail to see the benefits of despising a large percentage of the male gender. You’re married, right? You’ve got a guy you don’t despise, what difference does it make where other males rank? You certainly don’t despise that puppy, even though he could be starving for 2 weeks while you’re lying on the floor dead, and he still wouldn’t feast on your remains. You don’t despise him even though he needs you to fill his water bowl because he’s clearly not a breed that is smart enough to figure out how to turn on the faucet by simply watching the humans in the home. Do you despise weak females? There’s just something unsettling to me about people who harbor contempt for fellow humans without legitimate justification. Weakness is not a valid reason. Every human has some form of weakness(es), it’s a matter of degree. Do you despise children?

    xsplat-
    “Ya, she has a secret to make the guys come faster that she learned from her older brother who did a little prison time.”

    haha. 🙂

    Gunny- the calves are killer: slender, yet muscular. If there’s one thing worse than chubby ankles, it’s chubby calves.

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  108. Laura,

    “xsplat,
    If you show up at a party in a red dress with your boobs hanging out like that you are looking for attention from men.”

    Not necessarily, Laura. You could just be trying to put your flat-chested female peers with inflated egos in their rightful places.

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  109. Psh. That pussy? When men are weak I want to pick on them.

    That’s funny, cos I feel the same way about weak women. Whenever I spot a weakness in a female I want to exploit it and humiliate her. I don’t know why, I just know it makes me feel good.

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  110. Death vajra got it right further above.

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  111. on September 1, 2010 at 2:28 pm The Rational Male

    It’s pretty obvious that this guy isn’t getting any of that, but that’s beside the point.

    I would subtly point out the interaction to my girl and ask her what she thinks. She would likely come up with an accurate analysis especially considering the fact that she would be able to see more than a snapshot in time.

    I would then tell her that she has a couple of parts wrong and proceed to give her my outlandishly funny interpretation.

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  112. on September 1, 2010 at 2:32 pm Gunslingergregi

    ””’Gunny- the calves are killer: slender, yet muscular. If there’s one thing worse than chubby ankles, it’s chubby calves.””””’

    Nice your husband must be proud he he he

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  113. @sdaedalus

    PS: obviously the above was not an official post but I do so love speculating about people.

    I think the blog master has an maxim to the effect that she loves you most when she is promising to leave.

    It seems he was correct.

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  114. The girls with the red and blue dress appear to be in their late teens early 20’s and given the high metabolism rate during that age, just imagine those women past the age of 25 or after a kid or two.

    Maybe if they did drop close to 15- 30 lbs they would look alot better, instead they have the Jessica Simpson bulky figure that chubby girls that are going to be fat have.

    Remember when Jessica Simpson was hot?:

    I mean wtf happened? Its like one day she woke up remembered that she was an American and decided to eat like crazy:

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  115. It’s pretty obvious to me that the fat guy asked the girl to come over to take a picture with him. The photographer = fatty’s friend. Girl in the blue dress is scared of fatty + his friend. Ratty shirt is showing that she is not scared to humor omegas in their quest for taking pictures with “hot” women. She has highest perceived value of the girls in the picture followed by white shirt and red dress. Often low quality girls (blue dress) like to shit on omegas to assert a higher value.

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  116. on September 1, 2010 at 2:43 pm Gunslingergregi

    Dam damage that shit was emotional.

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  117. on September 1, 2010 at 2:44 pm The Rational Male

    Also- I think it’s interesting to note that it only takes about .003 of a second to ascertain that these are AMERICANS.

    Every single one of those chicks has the potential to be attractive.

    Throw the two whales on the treadmill and give white shirt and hippie girl some pointers on how to dress/apply makeup/do their hair and you’re off to a good start.

    Add some wedge heels (they are walking in the grass so I don’t expect stilettos), slap the beer cans out of their hands and take away hippie chick’s cigs and each and every one of these chicks has the potential to be a 7+.

    Sad.

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  118. on September 1, 2010 at 2:44 pm Gunslingergregi

    Arab dudes would love the girls in the dresses as being perfection he he he

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  119. on September 1, 2010 at 2:48 pm Gunslingergregi

    I tell you what when I saw chick that turned into balloon from when I was young it was nuts. Put the bitch out her misery. Fuck.
    Like her skin was literally balloon stretched to contain all the fat. She had a decent body.

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  120. The guy is gay, he’s of no threat to the bfs.

    And I LOL at Roissy’s constant use of BMI. As if it means something. BMI is a joke.

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  121. on September 1, 2010 at 2:49 pm Gunslingergregi

    Had a decent body when we were young.

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  122. He’s gay, they’re all friends. They’re laughing at something he said or did.

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  123. Most of the four are on the slutty side but presentable.

    Blue Dress (5) is probably the sluttiest despite her apparent timidity. You’d find trashy tattoos on the back of her calves or neck and on her back. The only one of the group I definitely wouldn’t hang out with, because it looks like she’s never ever had an original thought. Will collect baby daddies and blimp out soon to an unacceptable size.

    Red Dress (5-6) has a mannish face but a curvy womanly body, and a bit too short. Second sluttiest of the group. Someone I wouldn’t like hanging out with because she looks boring though I wouldn’t push her away. She depends too much on her titties for generating interest but will become dumpy as adulthood progresses. Will eventually marry and have kids but won’t be a particularly happy marriage.

    Posing Girl (7) is the alcoholic of the bunch and the most careless flirt, so you’ have to keep an eye on her if she was your girl. On the plus side, she’ll always be thin and look about the same, though she’ll eventually get wiry. Possibly an artsy or actress type. Whether I’d hang with her depends on what her friends and interests are and if I could stand her conversation. Definitely the best kisser of the group. Will date musicians and biker types and maybe have an undisciplined hippy kid or two and live in the country.

    White Shirt (6-7) is the personality and brains of the group. This is the one I’d want to hang with because it seems like there’s a person there. Laid back and naturally sexy without trying too hard or flaunting it. The jean shorts are beachy and cool but the white blouse is classier and feminine, a nice mix. Definitely more centered than any of the others, but will have to guard against being over-cautious and neurotic. A lot will depend on what career track she chooses or if she has a satisfying life of her own beyond work and partying.

    I have no personality speculation regarding the “portly Casanova”. Could even be a photobomb, with him sliding in front of the penis-shaped ice sculpture that the Posing Girl is actually standing next to.

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  124. Do all men really hate on flats that much? (barring the sexy french pupu look alike?) I mean, sheesh, if they’re at a lake or something all day long flats just make more sense. Plus, heels are not healthy for day after day wear.

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  125. The fat as f*ck dude is probably the brother of the girl he’s walking with. He seems awfully confident with her, like an older brother she looked up to as a kid might.

    The two best looking girls are in order the sister walking with her fatty brother and the one in the white top, as Dragnet says. They’re the two worst dressed by best looking. The sister looks rather coltish and possibly the youngest of the bunch.

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  126. on September 1, 2010 at 3:01 pm The Professor and MaryAnn

    All of these dames are fug in the face. Even the skinny chick has a huge shnoz that needs its own zipcode and the fat dude-chick is the queen he-she beast.

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  127. on September 1, 2010 at 3:16 pm Anonymouses Anonymous

    Of the three women to the side, only one is looking at Fatboy and Toothpick. The two with more opened mouths are looking at the camera…because the camera man looks like Barney the dinosaur.

    The mixture of cutoffs and summer dresses, Polo shirts and t-shirts indicates it was taken in Iowa.

    It’s a meth party. The guy in yellow is handing out hits.

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  128. on September 1, 2010 at 3:17 pm Cannon's Canon

    me: “check out the sweep on that bitch’s quads”

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  129. mistaking a sociable try-hard omega for a homosexual is evidence of very poor social calibration.

    if he were gay he’d be touching her (it’s photo!), her hand wouldnt be in her pocket (he wouldnt be threatening or awkward enough to warrant it), and its unlikely the other girls would be standing where they’re standing. he’s just a good natured dork others tolerate because he’s willing to get shit on.

    re: attractiveness of girls, the wiry tanned one next to chubster is absolutely getting more attention from alphas than the slightly prettier but more assertive girl in the white shirt. her body language is more feminine, whereas white shirt looks like a domineering ballbuster.

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  130. on September 1, 2010 at 3:23 pm The Professor and MaryAnn

    The two guys in the background are fat @sses too.

    Was this a Miss Piggie Picnic? A Shamu shindig? A Lardass Luau? Inquiring minds want to know!

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  131. @NAME I don’t think I used the word “despise”- either way, we must agree to disagree. I don’t like men who act with zero self respect and let themselves be stepped on.

    Puppies are a whole ‘nother story 🙂

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  132. @xsplat

    When you’re in Cuba and Castro’s security guys tell you that you’re going to be Castro’s afternoon screw, you do not have the option of saying no.
    =====
    You see? I hope we won’t be hearing any more of this notion that Alpha qualities are positive male qualities anymore. Alphas are dicks.

    You got it backwards. An Alpha is somebody who can get 9s and 10s to VOLUNTARILY sleep with him. Castro is not an Alpha, he’s a totalitarian dictator with a fondness for rape.

    Sadaam Hussein and his sons played similar games.

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  133. Death vajra, new around here at least under that name, has the most interesting story so far. No saying the most likely one.

    It’s really true that the girlies love speculating about things like this. See the comments.

    The fast as f*ck dude is fat in the most unappealing way. Any kind of fat on a guy isn’t good, but this dude isn’t even just or mostly seriously beer belly fat. He’s female fat. All over his body. Face and arms mega fat etc. Very low testosterone. Fat woman fat.

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  134. I wonder if Fidel was beta enough to tell the girl to put some ice on it.

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  135. Red Dress: That is a man stance. Played a lot of hs softball but not gay.

    Center White shirt: Best of the lot hands down. Shes somewhat interesting to talk to and okay in the sack.

    Blue dress left side: you think shes fat now wait until she squeezes the pups out. Shes looking for a Beta provider

    Blue and White shirt: A total attention whoring cunt. She thinks she is cool and irreverant but really is actually just a flakey wacko. Looking towards friends for approval. This one is damaged goods.

    The dude?: Not gay. Attention whore hands in pockets proves this. He is however on the friend track with many girls. Will eventually get frustrated with no action and commit a sex crime.

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  136. Damn. Is it really so bad now that people are rating blue dress a 5?

    It would take a full bottle of whiskey and about a dozen rubbers to even get me to consider touching that. shit.

    Red dress = typical fat chick, not “feminine curves”. LOL

    White shirt is… maybe fuckable, if drunk.

    Quality > Quantity.

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  137. Very doubtful that fatty is gay. Troglodyte women go lesbian but the bottom of the barrel men typically stay straight. Just the attention he received in this scene will be enough to give him hope and keep him happy as a very marginal orbiter.
    The blue dress and red dress girls are not chubby, they are truly fat. You see more obese males in the background so this is probably a rural area where more pounds are considered acceptable. The girls will still be slutty as an only option to get attention. An alpha in this company would find the girls in a race to the bottom to out do one another in sluttiness. Red dress or blue dress would claim bisexuality for the win.
    Lately one girl in three that I meet out resorts to telling me stories about makeout sessions with her friends. If you try to capitalize on this with a threesome, it never materializes.

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  138. It’s pretty obvious to me that the fat guy asked the girl to come over to take a picture with him. The photographer = fatty’s friend. Girl in the blue dress is scared of fatty + his friend. Ratty shirt is showing that she is not scared to humor omegas in their quest for taking pictures with “hot” women. She has highest perceived value of the girls in the picture followed by white shirt and red dress. Often low quality girls (blue dress) like to shit on omegas to assert a higher value.

    this is a good call.

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  139. on September 1, 2010 at 3:57 pm Gunslingergregi

    ””””””Blue Dress (5) is probably the sluttiest despite her apparent timidity. You’d find trashy tattoos on the back of her calves or neck and on her back. The only one of the group I definitely wouldn’t hang out with, because it looks like she’s never ever had an original thought. Will collect baby daddies and blimp out soon to an unacceptable size.””””””’

    What the fuck blimp out soon.

    She is already an unacceptable fatty relegated to being allowed to suck cock only.

    ””””’al
    Do all men really hate on flats that much? (barring the sexy french pupu look alike?) I mean, sheesh, if they’re at a lake or something all day long flats just make more sense. Plus, heels are not healthy for day after day wear.
    ”””””
    I can’t stand flats and my woman wears heals no matter what the fuck we do.

    It seems like guys like fat woman and giant legs from what I am seeing so I guess american woman can just go ahead and do what they want. I don’t really know what the fuck happened to taste.

    We need another rate the woman post though or something. Christ.

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  140. chubster lacks the chutzpah to summon hottie for a pic. far more likely the photographer asked her to pose by his side.

    there’s a decent chance the dude holding the camera is running game on one of the two acceptable girls.

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  141. Scenario 4: Are we not sure this isn’t some sort of Special Olympics victory party?

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  142. on September 1, 2010 at 4:02 pm AfraidToIdentify

    Prank.

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  143. on September 1, 2010 at 4:04 pm Gunslingergregi

    Maybe why china catching up?

    Are no woman really no longer inspire more than a slight chub?

    Korea caught up already.

    Everyone catching up.

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  144. I only count 1 acceptable in that group and even she is suspect. Ratty white top center. Blue stripe is a nut bag you can hit it I guess but leave quickly and dont let her follow you home.

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  145. on September 1, 2010 at 4:06 pm Gunslingergregi

    And these bitches still getting dudes to lock up in a monogomous marriage oh man the fucking horror. You don’t get her good looking at the beginning and it goes down hill from there then at end she robs you.
    wtf

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  146. “Huginn
    Damn. Is it really so bad now that people are rating blue dress a 5?

    It would take a full bottle of whiskey and about a dozen rubbers to even get me to consider touching that. shit.

    Red dress = typical fat chick, not “feminine curves”. LOL

    White shirt is… maybe fuckable, if drunk.

    Quality > Quantity.”

    God, this is funny!!! lol!!!

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  147. on September 1, 2010 at 4:21 pm Gunslingergregi

    Well yea silver nothing really getting built in states and then look at who takes home all the money from non profits and who makes money just for breathing and who makes there money from government jobs. Since government jobs now make more than civilian then yea makes sense and probably been like that for a while. There are only so many boss men but a shitload of female created jobs that the title gets paid like or more than a boss man for no responsibility.

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  148. I see the “elbows are too pointy” crowd is making an appearance. Stop the bullshit posturing. The girls are chubby yes, and I really don’t like chubby girls either, but it’s not like they’re grotesque or anything.

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  149. Is Red Dress a five? That is a good question.

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  150. “It’s pretty obvious to me that the fat guy asked the girl to come over to take a picture with him. The photographer = fatty’s friend. Girl in the blue dress is scared of fatty + his friend. Ratty shirt is showing that she is not scared to humor omegas in their quest for taking pictures with “hot” women. She has highest perceived value of the girls in the picture followed by white shirt and red dress. Often low quality girls (blue dress) like to shit on omegas to assert a higher value.”

    this is a good call.

    Wow, I completely agree. Well done.

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  151. @Laura:

    I don’t think Dream Puppy is wrong in what she said. Women, especially popular, attractive ones despise men they see as weak.

    http://www.theoccidentalobserver.net/authors/Kurtagic-Women-As-Allies.html

    T”his is not incompatible with male strength and dominance, or with femininity. My experience has shown that, in fact, even the most assertive, strong-willed women admire and respect assertive, masculine men; these women seem generally contemptuous of the neurotic, effeminate, whining, unmasculine (White) losers they so often see in modern American cinema and television. Interestingly, my experience has also shown that at least some such women, who seem to cluster on the higher IQ percentiles, are naturally feminine, indeed deeply romantic, but have felt compelled to adopt traditionally male survival strategies due to the growing scarcity of worthy mates. They are products of feminism only in a negative sense, for they are indicative of the depression of male status caused by feminist excess, not of the elevation of female status that followed the industrial revolution. (Admittedly, other processes besides feminism have contributed to the displacement of masculinity among White males.)”

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  152. meeee!!!
    The fat guy is from out of town. He saw the girls and wanted a picture to show his friends back home that he hung out with girls while he was on his trip. He asked the the cutest chick in the group if she could pose with him. She said ok because she thought the idea was fun, but after standing next to the fat guy for a few seconds her friends start laughing, she looks back at them and feels embarrassed! Fat guy gets his picture, girl tells herself she’ll never pose with a guy who requests a picture ever again!

    Meee also got it right.

    So in other words, Roissy picked a bad example because the photographer created the scenario.

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  153. on September 1, 2010 at 4:35 pm Gunslingergregi

    The legs do look a little similar to this animal here.

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  154. Let me also say that the guy does not look genetically normal. He may have Klinefelter’s syndrome or another chromosomal disorder.

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  155. Red Dress..aka man stance is a 4 at best. Between her gorilla in the mist posture, sloppy floppies, fupa and overall “thickness” she can rank no higher.

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  156. Right, my interpretation is somewhere in between Roissy’s Scenario One and Jorts being a platonic friend of fatboy who was probably having a regular friendly platonic chat about university life or somesuch, and due to his size, fatboy has subconsciously resigned to the fact he has no chance and is politely smiling and raising a beer as appropriate when a photographer rears his head. The girls are laughing about something unrelated and their hindbrains informing them of fatboy’s obvious beta/omega status is also telling them that he is probably aware of it and so can be trusted not to try it on with them. Their defenses are turned off because there is no danger of him making advances.

    On the individuals:
    Blue Dress – Someone who is in nature a fairly modest 5 or 6 but is well-turned out to push her to a possible 7 on a good day. Bookish, sensible, well-educated and generally intelligent. Likely the most chaste of the three, but not necessarily outright prude. I like this one’s vibe the most in spite of her flaws. Also, I reckon Scandinavian ancestry. Yep, I think about these things when I look at people.

    White Dress – Probably has a whole load of ‘issues’ relating to sexual abuse and drug (probably meth and/or coke) use. Despite all this, a nice and non-malicious person.

    Red Dress – My favourite of the bodies, but a nasty manly face that betrays a maliciousness or at least unpleasant, bully-like vibe. Will squeeze out lots of babies, probably get beaten by her many spouses and give as good as she gets in return.

    Jorts – Attractive vibes (not personally keen on the harsh angles or flat chest mind), that sort of ‘hot’ person who is sweet-natured and sympathetic enough to give the time of day to omegas, though unaware of the condescension this involves. Genuinely pleasant company and knows not to alienate people too much by looking like she knows how hot she is.

    Fatboy – probably knows of this social dynamic and sighs himself to sleep at night that this is his fate so dares not try anything more than being just a friend in case it move from comfortable friendship to awkward LJBF status where be becomes self-conscious of every movement or utterance. ‘Fortunately’ he may perceive himself as so past that omega threshold that he doesn’t bother with game, focusing on banter that flows freely for he has conditioned himself not to think about sex (often). That’s what my best mate is like. At a festival he made friends with a group of folk including a girl that I found quite hot. When he introduced her to me I fluffed and set off her beta-alarm by stuttering and scrambling to scrape the conversation barrel. I remember a look in his eyes as if to say “haha, you’re embarassing yourself with that beta blunder, I have no such worries”.

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  157. on September 1, 2010 at 4:51 pm Gunslingergregi

    ”””””””One World Trade Center, also known by its former name Freedom Tower,[5] is the main building of the new World Trade Center complex in Lower Manhattan in New York City, New York. The tower will be located in the northwest corner of the 16-acre (65,000 m²) World Trade Center site bounded by Vesey, West, Washington and Fulton streets.[6] Construction on below-ground utility relocations, footings, and foundations for the [7][8] building began on April 27, 2006.[9] On March 30, 2009, the Port Authority said that the building will be known as ‘One World Trade Center’, replacing its former name ‘Freedom Tower’.[5] Upon completion, One World Trade Center will be the tallest building in the United States standing at a height of 1,776 feet (541.32 m).[10][11]

    Along with One World Trade Center, the new World Trade Center site will feature three other high-rise office buildings along Greenwich Street and the National September 11 Memorial & Museum. The construction is part of an effort to memorialize and rebuild after the original World Trade Center complex was destroyed during the terrorist attacks of September 11, 2001.
    ””””””””

    9 years later still not built.

    6 years in the making.

    ””””Six years in the making, and now 319 meters higher than previous skyscraping record-holder Taipei 101, Dubai’s newest edifice commands dizzying views of the ambitious building program that has transformed the emirate.

    The structure’s architects, Chicago-based Skidmore, Owings & Merrill, have called the Burj Khalifa “a bold global icon that will serve as a model for future urban centers.”

    Declaring that “tall buildings are back,” the company predicts that the groundbreaking techniques it used to push the Burj Khalifa to new heights should enable the construction of even taller towers in the future.
    ”””””””””’
    ””””Dubai on Monday officially inaugurated the centerpiece of its decade-long construction boom,””””

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  158. Huginn
    Heathcliff
    Horns

    funniest comments for sure!!! I’m still laughing!!! lol!!

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  159. intp,
    It works both ways. There are obviously certain feminine traits that men respond to. It shouldn’t be all on men to make themselves more attractive, women need to work at it too.

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  160. at first i kind of agreed with the roissy scenario where the girls are all laughing at the fat guy. but then i thought, there’s not a lot of maliciousness in them. they all look to be friends. he’s too close to them, and their laughing is too open, for it to be malicious. no, they are a group friends who all know each other well, and we can include the guy with the camera in that. i think it’s a guy because of the buddyish way the fat guy is looking at him, raising his glass. it’s true that the three girls to the side seem to be standing back and laughing at the two on the right, and that the ratty-top girl seems to be looking back at them conspiratorially. but it’s misleading. the fact that they appear to be “standing back” slightly could be put down to the physical effect of laughter, rather than trying to distance themselves from the object they are laughing at. what if, in fact, they are the ones being laughed at? the more i looked at the photo, the more i realised this to be the case. the fat guy has made a joke about the three on the left, and this has caused them all to spontaneously lean back with laughter. the ratty-dressed girl is looking over at them not conspiratorially but rather to take in the objects of the joke. but what is the joke? clearly it is the fat guy who has made it. he, being the man surrounded by women, had wanted to made them laugh. also, it’s a photo moment, and photo moments often inspire humor. whatever the joke was, it involved a toast of some sort, unless the fat guy just happens to be holding his drink extremely high on his body. what kind of joke could involve a toast of the three girls on the left of the picture? well, you guys are in america, right? look at the color of their dresses.

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  161. He’s their god damn coke dealer. Case closed.

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  162. One wouldn’t be too far out on a limb to assert most individual psychological problems are the result of unresolved subconscious sexual conflict. Internal sexual identity dissonance (physical vs. emotional) is a river of endless riches for the therapy/psychotropic-drug industry.

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  163. Beauty and the beast

    It’s a union of two that has long been shrouded in mystery. A gorgeous female creature is caught in a compromising dalliance with a not-so-hot male. And lately these sorts are being spotted all over town.

    There’s former Playmate of The Year Victoria Silvstedt who was caught in a weird sort of pose with a short balding male who appeared three times her age. There’s the gorgeous supermodel Carla Bruni that married the genetically unblessed French President Nicolas Sarkozy. And there’s the pudgy slob from the TV show The King of Queens who lands himself a hot, skinny, yummy mummy for a wife.

    Yep, the scene is all too familiar: a super-hot femme is spotted snuggling closely to a fella who looks more like he belongs in the Bunnings catalogue than alongside her in a Victoria Secret spread. So what’s the appeal? Is it the money? Fame? His dazzling personality? Either way, it seems the old German proverb has proven to ring true: “Handsome women generally fall to the lot of ugly men”.

    I’m sure many of you are left scratching your heads, wondering why the heck this actually happens. (And the gents are probably wondering why this hasn’t yet happened to you!) Well, wonder no more because writer Viren Swami, author of The Psychology of Attraction, has discovered women don’t actually look at appearance first (unlike blokes), but rather judge men by their power, wealth and status

    If you’re an AFC (average frustrated chump as Neil Strauss of The Game fame calls them), don’t fret just yet. Thanks to a group of psychologists from the University of Texas, there’s another, albeit more enticing reason that the not-so-sexy blokes among us can use to allure the hottest girl in the room: ugly blokes make better husbands.

    That’s right folks, a study which looked closely the marriages of 82 couples over a period of six months quickly discovered that beautiful women who marry ugly men have better relationships than if her man looks like he’s just stepped off the Versace catwalk. (Which is a relief really, given there are more beautiful women than handsome men in the world).

    The survey also found that women aren’t as choosy as blokes. All she needs is to have the perception that he’s able to help her to reproduce. It’s actually the blokes who are hardwired to want to pass your genes onto someone who is young, healthy and physically attractive, therefore being the pickier sex.

    The survey comes hot on the heels of the announcement that leggy actress Sienna Miller is currently dating Rhys Ifans, that odd-looking bloke from the film Notting Hill. (Remember that infamous dirty underwear scene?) Yep, he’s not your average Hollywood “pretty boy”, that’s for sure.

    Media were aghast when pictures of the two sun baking on the Spanish party island of Ibiza surfaced, (she topless with a skimpy bikini bottom and him in top-to-toe white pants and T-shirt), quickly jumping to myriad conclusions as to why the heck Miller would jump from dating fellow thespian and World’s Hottest Man Jude Law, to a lanky, awkward, not-so-pretty bloke in the form of Ifans.

    Yet Miller might be smarter than she looks. Because, as she knows all too well from being burnt by Law in the past (in case you missed the debacle, he cheated on her with the nanny), the hotter the man, the more likely he is to cheat. Plus rumour has it that ugly men try harder, are funnier, don’t spend longer in the bathroom than we do and are “more grateful”. This apparently makes for a much better sex life (or so says Amy Sohn of New York Magazine). So it’s a win-win for everyone.

    And for the less good-looking blokes who’ve managed to nab themselves a super hot babe, do not fear that she’s going to dump you for someone more likely to appear on People magazine’s Hot 100 list. Because when women spot a cute man over at the other side of the bar, most of the time we assume that he’s either taken, or gay …

    http://blogs.smh.com.au/lifestyle/asksam/archives/2008/03/

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  164. These women are really not that bad looking. The one in the white top is probably the best looking and she’s a 6.5 – 7. The only chubby one is the girl in blue. And the girl in the red dress actually has a woman’s body. She has boobs and hips—as softness to her—as opposed to being some overexercised, mannish gym queen.

    The truth is 90 percent of the guys here would do them all except the girl in the blue dress.

    Don’t deny it.

    Agreed. As for the rest of you, href=http://www.inmalafide.com/2009/10/27/no-your-standards-are-not-that-high/> no, your standards are not that high.

    After poking around some of the other pictures on facebook, my verdict is as follows.

    Girl in striped shirt. 7-7.5. Best body of the bunch. Potential for true beauty ruined by unfortunate ethnic looking nose.

    Girl in white. Looks like the coolest of the bunch. BMI about right, but face is nothing special. 6-6.5

    Girl in red. Chubby, but who cares. Not sure if I’d want her to lose much weight if it took away from her boobs. Cute face + magnificent boobs = 7. Looks like a 6 in the photo Roissy posted.

    Girl in the blue is right on the borderline between chubby and outright fat. Not repulsive though. Still barely doable. A 5.5 who could be a 6.5 if she lost enough weight.

    Girl in red and girl in blue look annoying.

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  165. Clearly One. She has her hand in her pocket which implies she’s less than sincere with the guy.

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  166. Blue dress is a loud mouth moron. Give her a word and she’ll drag you to her mothers for tea.

    White shirt looks like a really ugly version of Katie Sackoff from BSG.

    Red dress is the only one to fuck and she’s no higher than a 5 if one is being nice.

    Striped shirt has got a face that’d make George Micheal want pussy again. The jaw and nose makes me think the doc missed a testicle when doing the surgery.

    The dude is most likely a friend of the photographer and not one of the mutant females in the pic.

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  167. “It seems like guys like fat woman and giant legs from what I am seeing so I guess american woman can just go ahead and do what they want. I don’t really know what the fuck happened to taste.”

    I’m pretty sure fatness is an all time American high. At least in the 50s/60s anyone with a tendency toward a full-figured body would stave off fatness because they walked everywhere. It’s gotten bad. There was one summer where I seriously contemplated becoming fat it seemed so fashionable. I fantasized about flabby triceps that jiggled when I waved my arms and thick legs. It’s definitely fashionable to be fat in America right now. The weirdest pairings are slender/minimally lean guys with girls with even a bit more flab than the girl in the blue dress. And they’re all over the place.

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  168. on September 1, 2010 at 6:38 pm Fidel Ribbentrop

    You can’t see her other arm because she is a ventriloquist and “He” is actually a wooden dummy. She is looking away in order to make the movement of her mouth less conspicuous.

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  169. Fatty is a “Deliverance”-like axe-murdering degenerate. Ratty shirt is his sacrificial victim- hence her look of dismay- the piglets are laughing with joy that she was chosen, not them. Bottoms up to the camera! It’s squealin’ time!

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  170. Red dress looks like one wild fuck (she’s a 7). Ratty shirt looks like she gives a mean blow job. Just sayin’.

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  171. on September 1, 2010 at 7:04 pm gunslingergregi

    I’m gonna need some pics name.

    They weren’t fat in the strip clubs he he he

    Maybe just force woman to strip?
    Might be an option.

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  172. @ Ovid

    She’s a 7 if she drops 20 pounds.

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  173. Say number two, while thinking number one. humor!

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  174. Nice guy friend, trying to get lucky by infiltrating a sorority via friend zone. Won’t be surprised he pretends to be gay.

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  175. Well, if women knew they were going to be on display, then it might be some incentive. They don’t just proudly remove their shirts the way guys do regardless of how they look. But the oversizers at the beach- they just made fat seem incredibly fashionable. No qualms, no hesitancy, they just paraded around without any hint of self consciousness. They only thing I could figure is they rationalize that they don’t really know most of the people there, and they’ll never see them again. Not primarily interested in ridiculing fat people. I did have a fat/chunky phase in college. And then I had a revelation, if I were suddenly single tomorrow, I’d drop about 30 pounds to increase my attractiveness. (out of necessity) It just didn’t seem fair that my then bf/husband wasn’t getting the best of me. So, I lost the weight and haven’t been fat since. But fat was probably a bit self critical and inaccurate compared to the pic above. I guess that’s the nice thing about being fat in the U.S. There’s always someone fatter. I’m sure the red dress girl has deluded herself by thinking her physique is superior to blue dress. But blue dress is blissfully content with the “well, guys don’t like a girl whose body looks like a guy’s” line of thought. Blue dress is telling herself she doesn’t want to look like the girl on the right. That is until she actually loses weight and weighs the same as the girl on the right.

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  176. Reminds me of that scene in The Dark Knoght where the Joker tries to get the two ferry boats to blow each other up.

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  177. Well ladies apparently wear a red dress and your looks improve drastically.

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  178. Guns,
    Wearing a red dress always gets you some attention. Every girl already knows that.

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  179. @Ovid….
    red dress is no 7. come on now.

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  180. Oh right, them. I’m not surprised nobody recognized them though, but I read about it in a Russian journal on evolutionary physiology (Zhurnal evoliutsionnoĭ biokhimii i fiziologii, if anyone is interested). They are part of a study on the effects of hormonal changes in male and female brains.

    These two had a sex exchange. No, not a sex change, a sex exchange. You see, in a normal sex change operation, on top of the usual extensive surgery involved there is a strong use of hormones that need to e supplied constantly and that go against the “markup” of the body, so to speak – surgery cannot replace hormone-producing organs. What these Russians had was an american couple that wanted a sex change – both of them – and decided to expand on a series of experiments they had been doing on rats. They exchanged the sexual organs between the two of them.

    Makes sense if you think about it. While there is the issue of immunosuppressants to avoid rejection (heh, I made a funny), having the sexual organs exchanged can really minimize the amount of surgery involved, as well as potentially regulate hormonal makeup better. For what I’ve read, the hormonal dosages post-operation were reduced but not completely eliminated, at least so far. I’m sure they’re doing follow-ups to see how it goes.

    There’s another two articles explaining the ins and outs (heh) of the surgeries, I didn’t look into them with much detail since it’s not my area, but seems like he/she never got erectile function, and has a really weird inflatable implant or something like that. I have to admit my Russian isn’t that good.

    Also, she/he was always skinny (she/he should put some weight and try to hide the manjaw really, wouldn’t you agree?), but he/she put on some massive weight soon after the sex change, whether it is because of the extra testosterone or the sudden excuse to let himherself go in a very female fashion (since he/she has already gotten a… wife? husband? partner?) is up for grabs.

    I do wonder what will happen if she/he gets pregnant. Organs aside, a man’s hip cannot easily fit a fetus through. Dunno what they’d say about doing a cesarean on an uterus that was implanted from someone else in the first place. Or how the internal organs would cope with the extra shoveling of the baby + extras. Female anatomy is, after all, designed for that, you think they managed to get all the nuances and differences right?

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  181. The guys at the back are the cashiers and the fat dude just bought her at some charity. She’s looking back at the other chicks on sale to save her and they’re standing there in amusement and disgust.

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  182. The image of the fat guy is clearly from another photo, superimposed in. You can see this from the way the light falls o his face as opposed to that of the girl next to him. Believe me, I’ve doctored and photoshopped enough photos in my job to know.

    That aside, I’ll play. The fat guy is pretty confident, all things considered. Either he doesn’t give a damn about girls (gay or asexual) or he’very good with them. Or both. He’s the person in the piectur adopting the frame of superiority. His confident gase colors our perception of Yentas A to C on the left so as to give the impression they’re laughing to impress him rather than at him. They look like girls looking for approval, particularly the middle and best looking one.

    Re the yentas, some gilrs simply should not wear skirts that show their knees (I have a theory that great tits and great knees in the same woman is a biological impossibility, at least if nature is not given a helping hand.) I agree about the wedges., they are the stumpy legged girl’s best friend in summer months. Plus the two on the right are doing a Carla Bruni with their faces pale chostly white in comparison to their legs. I agree that white shirt and blue top are by far te cutest, but then I’m more of a leg than a boob man. I’d suspect though, that most men would agree on this.

    What the picture illustrates is the value, for a man, of looking confident.

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  183. @ RMM

    Makes a lot more sense why many of these girls in the shot are ugly. Post-op trannies!

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  184. all of these people should have been aborted before birth. they are all worthless. the guy is a fat fucking loser and the girls are ugly and fat. none of them deserve to be on the earth.

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  185. the ladies aren’t 10’s but they are not the beasts some of the guys here want to make them out to be.

    I thought the daughter was rather goodlooking in that mother-daughter pair Jerry highlighted earlier. Look past her body and look just at her face guys. The daughter has a very nice face.

    If given the chance, most of you would smash any one of those girls like Mike Tyson’s fists against a cheek bone.

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  186. I suspect that this is a trick question, and that the fat “guy” ks actually not a guy at all, but rather a dyke.

    I also suspect this is the point: to drive home the idea that the more socially adept among us are not constrained by artificially limited multiple choices.

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  187. anplayer,

    I agree. ONE (there are a few) of the criteria for great legs are great knees, however, great knees are rare. Maybe you can find them on dancers.

    It’s actually easier to find great tits, LEGS…you really need to get lucky! When you do find them take pride, cause it’s not easy.

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  188. on September 1, 2010 at 9:11 pm anonymouses anonymous

    You guys are screwed in the head if you think women care so much about a guy being thin. They do not.

    Women value social ability, provider ability, and protector ability. Being a pretty boy makes the social ability easier, but is not a strong attraction factor on its own. It is only an initial attraction factor.

    A fatboy who has value as a provider and protector will burn a prettyboy every time.

    The fatboy in our example picture probably makes more money that anyone else there, and is why he is a wide load…he can afford a lot of food, and meth.

    [Editor: This has been the funniest comment thread in the history of this blog. xsplat’s contributions are particularly noteworthy.]

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  189. Ratty white top is without a doubt the leader of this Yenta pack. Fatty on left is giving here the arm hold from behind no less while man stander (in the red) is leaning in on her. She is without a doubt the pack leader.

    Girl close to the hermaphrodite blob is an attention whore trying overly hard to be cool. Trust me that girl is damaged goods and will murder your pets.

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  190. @DJ RE: J. Simpson.

    She is still a beautiful woman with a pretty nice body. I think what has changed more than anything is that her confidence is gone. She looks like she feels really uncomfortable with herself. Obviously skinny Jessica was hotter, but I don’t think any of the guys here would kick her out of bed for eating crackers….which she has obviously been doing.

    [Editor: Simpson’s weight gain (yuck that mom pouch!) caused her to drop two full points, from a hard 9 to a soft, flabby 7. Take heed, ladies.]

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  191. what this thread tells me is just what great sense of humor you guys have and a good sense of humor is definitely alpha. It’s all fun! lol!!!

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  192. @(yuck that mom pouch)

    And she didn’t even get a baby out of it

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  193. The fat guy in the photo is me. I gained the weight after I quit smoking.

    The blue stripe shirt “girl” is actually a guy.
    It’s my o m e g a friend Ace.

    The photo was taken before I read here that it’s beta to hold your drink so high.

    This photo was taken at my high school reunion. The three piglets are all my ex-girlfriends. We’re laughing at each other for having gotten so fat since our breakups.

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  194. I took that photo. The striped shirt girl is my ex I’m running into. The fat guy is gloating, and my ex isn’t sure she’s happy I’m seeing her with fatboy — hence her unsure body language.

    The three fatties are laughing becasue they just saw my current girlfriend coming up behind me, and she’s hotter than the blue shirt girl, who doesn’t see her yet.

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  195. on September 1, 2010 at 10:10 pm gunslingergregi

    [Editor: Simpson’s weight gain (yuck that mom pouch!) caused her to drop two full points, from a hard 9 to a soft, flabby 7. Take heed, ladies.]

    Oh god no get to estonia stat they are all 10’s then.
    You have caught the fever.

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  196. Dr. Jacquelyn Kotarac Dies In Chimney Trying To Break Into Boyfriend’s Home

    http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2010/08/31/dr-jacquelyn-kotarac-dies_n_701355.html

    BAKERSFIELD, Calif. — A doctor involved in an “on-again, off-again” relationship apparently tried to force her way into her boyfriend’s home by sliding down the chimney, police said Tuesday. Her decomposing body was found there three days later.

    Dr. Jacquelyn Kotarac, 49, first tried to get into the house with a shovel, then climbed a ladder to the roof last Wednesday night, removed the chimney cap and slid feet first down the flue, Bakersfield police Sgt. Mary DeGeare said.
    ….The man’s identity was not revealed by police, but the man who resides in the home is William Moodie, 58….

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  197. on September 1, 2010 at 10:16 pm gunslingergregi

    ”””what
    what this thread tells me is just what great sense of humor you guys have and a good sense of humor is definitely alpha. It’s all fun! lol!!!

    ”””

    Yea well tell that to my woman she was leaving I was like give me a kiss.

    She went to kiss me on lips.

    I am like wo wo wo not the lips.

    he he he

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  198. on September 1, 2010 at 10:38 pm Anonymouses Anonymous

    @Roisy
    “[Editor: This has been the funniest comment thread in the history of this blog. xsplat’s contributions are particularly noteworthy.]”

    I do what I can.

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  199. this is the most vulgar kind of pointless backbiting and the fact that it both works on women and that they’re the ones who nigh always instigate it just tells you everything you need to know about women as a species

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  200. The only value a woman has is between her legs.

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  201. on September 1, 2010 at 10:56 pm Anonymouses Anonymous

    @Awake
    “The only value a woman has is between her legs.”

    No, if she can cook, and keep a clean house and a shut mouth…except for penis insertion…then she has even more value.

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  202. #1. Looks like typical drunk college girl behavior. It’s possible the photographer intended to take the picture of the big dude only, while the girl came away from the group and sidled up just behind him to get in the shot to mess with him. Also judging by the red cup of the guy and the cans of the girls, they did not come together.

    She’s looking back at her friends to see their reaction to her ‘joke’, and she is getting validation from them laughing at the situation.

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  203. The three girls are laughing because the girl in blue actually bought their fib that the guy is actually Mark Zuckerberg.

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  204. How does that saying go? Beer…helping ugly people get laid since 1862.

    Semi-off topic but great: “Men who don’t understand women fall into two groups: Bachelors and Husbands.”- Daniel Tosh

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  205. Try zooming in on the girl’s face. She’s not repulsive but she’s not all that.

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  206. Oinker orgy gone awry.

    WTF is with the generic, mandatory cankles on the women?

    WTF is up with the obese, bitch tittied men?

    The two half-way normal sized chicks look like sisters (white shirt and striped shirt). Both have man-face syndrome.

    Sorry, but, not a one in the bunch that looks fwd (fuckable while drunk).

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  207. I’d bang all four.

    The blue-dress girl – bareback probably – and she would make me a sandwich after.
    I really like her milky-white woman skin.

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  208. A lot of girls get up set if they see you being mean.

    But the best use of this is to neg the girl you’re with. When you can talk about another woman – who is remarkably similar to the one you’re with – you can gently neg her and get her hamster spinning.

    In the picture above, … caution would be advised, Best not to appear like a dick. Unless you’re running asshole game. In which case, short, sharp commentary would go over well.

    M:”Like that’s happening.”
    W:”He could be really nice to her.”
    M:”Like that’s happening.
    W:”He’s probably a really interesting guy. He looks so funny!”
    M: “Funny. Right. Like that’s happening.”

    Much better to do this:
    M: “It really is hard for chicks to find a decent guy.”
    M:”She’s not that hot. Maybe it works.”
    M:”Look at her, she’s a total bitch. Men deserve better.”
    M:”She’ll be bigger than him in 5 years.”
    M:”Don’t worry, pop out a few clones and she’ll be bigger than he is.”

    M:”Women have black hearts. How evil is that.”

    M:”Cruel and unusual punishment.”
    W:”Which one?”
    M: (no comment)

    (on inspecting scene)

    Her nose is bigger than he is (if your GF has a big nose).

    M:”I don’t worry about what the little uglies get up to.”

    M:”I guess even dorks deserve plain chicks sometimes.”

    M:”They’ve got it backwards. He’s all round, she’s all flat.”

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  209. Blue girl is fat. Easy target. But total Pass-erini.

    White girl is hot enough. Is likely more selective than any of the others. ASD will be tighter than her friends.

    Red girl looks very easy. Red, tits showing, mannish knees, probably a good time. Will do anything.

    Main girl isn’t attractive, just skinny. No figure, relatively unattractive face, no character, either. Pass.

    Fat guy is a bona-fide dork. And not fat, obese. And not obese in a good way.

    He’d need more than a million. We’re talking major millions here.

    Very female-ish kind of fat, too. Not enough Male Hormones for him.

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  210. ‘Tis BS

    Fidel is gay. Check out his surgery in Egypt.

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  211. Advocatus Diaboli

    Dr. Jacquelyn Kotarac Dies In Chimney Trying To Break Into Boyfriend’s Home

    http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2010/08/31/dr-jacquelyn-kotarac-dies_n_701355.html

    BAKERSFIELD, Calif. — A doctor involved in an “on-again, off-again” relationship apparently tried to force her way into her boyfriend’s home by sliding down the chimney, police said Tuesday. Her decomposing body was found there three days later.

    Dr. Jacquelyn Kotarac, 49, first tried to get into the house with a shovel, then climbed a ladder to the roof last Wednesday night, removed the chimney cap and slid feet first down the flue, Bakersfield police Sgt. Mary DeGeare said.
    ….The man’s identity was not revealed by police, but the man who resides in the home is William Moodie, 58….

    There is no way the guy would not have heard the woman’s wailings coming from his fireplace.

    Good for him to ignore her.

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  212. Dude is gay. GBF. Actually, FGBF (Fat Gay Best Friend).

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  213. xsplat –

    Apparently he wasn’t there. He rightly took off when he realized she was stalking him. She quickly died of asphyxia, before he even returned. I have no doubt that her motivation was 100% jealous snooping. Women will self-justify almost any intrusion into a man’s life based on their jealous suspicions and fears. This gal was too ambitious by half and paid the ultimate price for it.

    The important part (from various sources):

    “the two were in an “on-again, off-again” relationship.”

    “Moodie declined to talk about his relationship with Kotarac or what their status was as a couple when she showed up that night.”

    translation: he was leisure-fucking her and didn’t want to be in a relationship with her. Obviously, for good reason.

    And here’s an interesting tidbit from her family:

    “I know they had a turbulent relationship, that things were a little rocky, and she was turning 50 on Sunday.”

    I look forward to referencing this morbid anecdote while mindfucking and gaming.

    “Don’t be the chimney lady” when a girl you’re seeing gets inconveniently needy for commitment, or when a gf accuses you of cheating.

    “You hear about the stalker doctor who died in the chimney? I wonder if you’re the kind of crazygirl who’d pull a stunt like that” to any prospects.

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  214. Patrick

    I look forward to referencing this morbid anecdote while mindfucking and gaming.

    “Don’t be the chimney lady” when a girl you’re seeing gets inconveniently needy for commitment, or when a gf accuses you of cheating.

    Gold

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  215. [Editor: Simpson’s weight gain (yuck that mom pouch!) caused her to drop two full points, from a hard 9 to a soft, flabby 7. Take heed, ladies.]

    Fat Jessica Simpson > Skinny Dream Puppy

    :::jumps off building, slits throat on way down::::

    Looks like blue dress and red dress are trying to get the attention of the cameraman. While white shirt, more beautiful, thin and (I assume) confident is just laughing with her (also thin and attractive) friend.

    I think Mr. Cameraman is going to slum it.

    I know you guys dont care about how girls rate the girls but:

    Blue Dress: 4.5 Pasty, weak chin, sallow English look. Fat, saggy boobs and obviously has no confidence (look at her arm positioned to hide her gut)

    Red Dress: 6 Pretty face, big tits, and good head of hair. Most guys would fuck. Given her face and proportions a good 15-20 pound weight loss would catapult her up the ladder.

    Blueish shirt: 7 Nice body, tan, hair and eyes. Points off for the beak.

    White shirt: 7-7.5 Inconclusive due to bad angle and flowy shirt (could be hiding a GUNT). Light hair/skin means that “ethnic” girl may be trump her in ten years. Pretty face and nice legs.

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  216. AHH! SD sorry!! The O-se was supposed to be a one time joke to make you go mad. Somehow transferred to here.

    I am back to my original Christian name.

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  217. on September 2, 2010 at 9:07 am gunslingergregi

    ”””””””on September 1, 2010 at 11:28 pm College Grad
    How does that saying go? Beer…helping ugly people get laid since 1862.

    Semi-off topic but great: “Men who don’t understand women fall into two groups: Bachelors and Husbands.”- Daniel Tosh””””””’

    Yea but having two sisters and no brothers goes a long way to help understand them he he he

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  218. I think what’s happening here is the fat guy saw this group of girls at an outdoor throwdown, and—fueled by a bit of the liquid courage—decided to make what he knows will be an ill-fated pass on a member of the herd who had somehow gotten separated from her pack. One of his buddies caught the moment on camera and will eventually be able to bed at least one of the women that night because everyone knows how alpha photography is. The alpha camera guy has essentially set up his fat buddy as a foil, and now looks super alpha by comparison. Even though the fat guy is really physically unattractive, he’s not really as bad a wingman as he should be because he’s a good sport and doesn’t take shit personally. Years of complete rejection at the hands of women haven’t made him all that bitter—he knows his station in life and just rolls with the punches. The girls in photo are completely not attracted to the fat guy and are ridiculing him while lightly teasing their girl-friend for finding herself in a situation where a photo of her with him will be plastered all over the shitfacebook.

    Believe it or not, this is actually an example of complete and harmony in the sexual marketplace. Everybody knows their place and everybody is doing their job. The fat guy knows he’s got nothing and willingly subjects himself to abuse at the hands of fairly attractive women, while falling on his sword for his alpha buddy. The women are doing what exactly what women do—despising an omega while teasing their friend a bit for giving him a momentary thrill. And the alpha camera guy is expertly positioned to take full advantage of the situation.

    Everybody is just doing their fucking job.

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  219. on September 2, 2010 at 10:11 am gunslingergregi

    “Don’t be the chimney lady”

    bring the movies.

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  220. on September 2, 2010 at 10:12 am gunslingergregi

    ”””’Everybody is just doing their fucking job.””

    Do your fucking job women!!!!

    Get on this dick.

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  221. The girl in the white top is probably the best looking…but for me, the girl in the red dress would be the most satisfying fuck. She’s curvy and kind of short. You can just tell she likes a big, strong, athletic guy to make her feel like a woman—and at 6’1, 200 lbs it would be my pleasure to supply that. Sweet jesus I would just wear that bitch out.

    So much energy is spent in our society on sexual “exploration”—sex toys, whips ‘n’ chains, changing locations, flavored lube—all this shit just to spice things up or to make sex even sexier. Because it apparently isn’t sexy already. What people seem to have forgotten is this: that the natural dynamic between men and women is inherently erotic. Sexual dimorphism is just hot hot hot. It’s erotic in a deep, primal way that almost nothing else is.

    Red dress girl, I raise my morning coffee to you.

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  222. on September 2, 2010 at 10:32 am Professor Woland

    Being a veteran of the overseas dating market, there are several things you need to look for in a photograph. It is a real waste of time to fly out to meet what you think is a 9.5 when she is a 7.

    The women in the blue and white top can easily be 7 or less. That is not a good picture. Most women will have a “shot” or pose which will showwhich is a particular angle that they look best in (and that is the only thing you will see in a picture) because they know its their best angle and they are vain.

    If you can only have one picture, make sure it is a 3/4 angle picture. It is the hardest angle to hide your looks. This is why a lot of visa and passport photos require it. Also, the face should not be looking down.

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  223. I like the blue-shite stripe shirt girl. She has that minxy spirited look. Insta-chub if I flirt with her.

    White Shirt isn’t bad as far as I can tell. She’s close to my fat threshold because her thighs have a bit too much thickness. Pretty enough face.

    I have zero interest in Red Shirt and ]Blue Shirt.

    The Blue Shirt, also, is Fat Guy’s SMV equivalent. He doesn’t seem a bad as the first glance suggests — the rolls of fat are a minus, but his face hints of sharp wit and cockiness, which are assets.

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  224. I am almost positive I know all of those people. Was this picture taken outside of Philadelphia?

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  225. I think it’s like someone mentioned near the start of this thread: That’s a scary looking dike (save the pic and enlarge it: that’s not a dude), and the tall, skanky chick having her photo taken with her…it, whatever, is the joke and what her friends are laughing at.

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  226. Well, apparently I need a new name since there’s an imposter in the house.

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  227. jeez how many regular readers here are from philly?

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  228. No comment about the photos, but good timing on the subject of the post.

    After I was broken up with, I began learning the importance of Alpha and how to structure a LTR to strengthen it (among other things).

    It occurred to me the other day that commenting on the poor driving skills of others, while normally “beneath” my cool, unflappable self, can be an indication of “Alpha” status.

    Right?

    Occasionally calling attention to others’ poor driving skills, inferring the superiority of my own, can only be Alpha.

    The old me: someone making a minor driving error is so insignificant to me it barely even registers, so unimportant that I don’t even bother assessing guilt or critiquing the driver (he may be a dumbass driver, or a highly skilled super-elite driver who made the rare error. Who cares?), let alone treat it as important enough to actually verbally comment on.

    The new me (if girl present): dumbass drivers can annoy me. I don’t like having to tolerate incompetence. Occasionally the sum total of idiocy present in the world will prompt me to point out when it’s present in others’ driving (or anything else).

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  229. on September 2, 2010 at 11:19 am gunslingergregi

    naaa your good.

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  230. I’m not an impostor. I’m just not you. Look, we can differentiate it like this. I’m little “n” and you’re big “N”. Besides…big fucking deal! I’ll use “leave a reply” next time…when and if.

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  231. on September 2, 2010 at 11:27 am gunslingergregi

    well jkonrad there is a time to be kind because you can be and a time to be vicous because you can be.

    The stark contrast is something that needs to be pointed out so that change will take place the time for feelings is over the time for self preservation is now.

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  232. on September 2, 2010 at 11:30 am gunslingergregi

    On a global scale we have been losing and we are losing fast. Getting to retarded point.

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  233. @anonymouses anonymous

    Former fatty perhaps?

    Fit guy with game > fat guy with game.

    Hence…

    Mystery > You or the beta covering his bitch tits with his cup, since he is insecure.

    Didn’t you know alphas keep their cups near their huge balls?

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  234. Dude is definitely a pimp. Prolly just got done introducing the first act at the outdoor festival. The intrigued group of four went to shit test with something like, “khakis? Really?” and he answered with something like, “gotta stand out when everyone else is wearin jorts.” cue the turn around glance that signals, “oh shit my twat twitched” to the other jort wearer. he then went for the “gotcha bitch” cheers to the camera before the victory sip

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  235. on September 2, 2010 at 11:43 am gunslingergregi

    ””’Yet another racist hate crime that will go ignored by the MSM because the who? and whom? aren’t properly aligned. http://bit.ly/9hDiIM””’

    And 800 comments.

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  236. Dream Puppy

    AHH! SD sorry!! The O-se was supposed to be a one time joke to make you go mad. Somehow transferred to here.

    I am back to my original Christian name.

    no need to apologize. if you want to go full on native, call yourself Teotcheqetl then make sacrifice to The Sun God, just take The_King with you.

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  237. The_King

    Didn’t you know alphas keep their cups near their huge balls?

    good for you
    you’re only
    3 ft tall

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  238. This is a radio station 4th of July deal, and Fat Guy is the afternoon DJ the girls all listen too. His voice sounds totally hot and they all imagined he was a stud. Jorts girl in particular always went on about how much she liked him.

    Then they met him at the event…

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  239. Not sure why I’m supposed to be excited about Striped Shirt. That chick has zero fashion sense, no figure to speak of and a plain (at best) face with a stupid-looking nose.

    But ah, I forgot – she’s not overweight. Apparently that’s an automatic +3-5 on the attractiveness scale regardless of her other traits.

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  240. I love this site. “Betas” ridiculing “betas” for the amusement of other “betas”. SWPL activity to be sure. Not even irony can rescue you.

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  241. I just got out of Santa Rita and haven’t seen a woman besides guards for 3 months, so my judgment might be skewed. Seems to me the two chicks on the left are sisters. Red dress is the easiest lay and hangs out the orbs because she knows she’s low-status and has to work harder. Thick legs, too. Jorts, as someone said, has a slightly mannish cast, and is probably a virgin. Probably embarassed by her flat chest, but I think in the future she’ll present he best long-term prospect for a man. The guy isn’t gay. He reminds me of the fat guy in the next-to-last episode of Seinfeld, where the stars were prosecuted for failing to rescue him. The guy in the pic is what, 20? He’ll start swimming and lifting, and 3 yrs. from now chicks like those will be pearljam for him.

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  242. its one thing to laugh and make jokes about betas but this guy… wow .. I almost feel bad.

    almost

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  243. He knew her from back in the day and she chatted up with him. She’s not arrogant, she’s insecure; you can tell by the way she holds her hand, turns her body and the position of her head. (Btw, who holds a can of soda like that?)

    Her girlfriends were all drunk skanky co-eds, out to score some first-time weed, kiss some guys. All of them appear in a fun-loving pre-party mood and suggested these two to pose for a picture so they could later on laugh about it. The photographed girl realized what was going on, didn’t like it at all, felt ashamed to be seen with the guy and ashamed for her girlfriends’ behavior if he’d find out what they were making of — him.

    The omega male, unaware of the mismatch and his own unattractiveness, thought it was a fun party — “Barbecue! Free beer!” — and cheerfully laughed at the photographer.

    PS

    I actually don’t think this is an omega male in the strict sense; he looks like he could hit someone, looks upbeat, his clothes betray a certain nonchalance. If he was omega, there must be something worse than omega males as well: delta’s or something. I even wouldn’t bet him to not have a tattoo, a sign of vulgarity and ‘fuck you!’ to society.

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  244. The clue is the girl in white, flanked by the Legs by Steinway models: She’s confident with an easy smile, and clearly knows what’s going on. More on her briefly.

    The Flying Buttresses of Chunk are clearly horrified, smiles notwithstanding — Ms Blue laughs out of sheer projection for her own Reubensesque insecurities; Ms Red forgoes laughter to slink backward as she is aware of her own kankley existence.

    Twiggy is clearly the dupe in this situation, torn between ‘not caring’ because Big Fella is ‘kinda cool’ and utter resentment that her harpy friends are driving her insecurity. Twiggy is the faux-hippie you knew in school — bears laid-back attitude, but bitches up when money’s on the line (or there’s blow on the table).

    Which brings me back to Pillar of White. Her friends visually and physically cling to and/or hide behind her strength, something she’s clearly used to. But her smile is directed to the scene, observing it and acknowledging it. She is pleased with … Big Fella’s attitude.

    Why? Because the girls were standing close by when a photographer said, “Pic for Facebook?” and Big Fella said, in all self-awareness, “Yeah, you know you want to be seen with me … by the world!”

    Thus, Twiggy’s ‘what do i do now? am I really that cool?’ half-smile, Chunky Twins recoil, and the girl in white, ever The Dude, abides. Big Fella? He could give a rats ass. All in a good time, then back to refill his chalice. I give him Alpha Minus / Beta Plus.

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  245. @Firepower

    “good for you
    you’re only
    3 ft tall”

    Yes when I’m lying horizontal, my third leg helps.

    You’ve been a very nasty bitch Firepower, why don’t we make up with a nice skull fuck followed by no lube anal? Don’t lie you like it.

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  246. on September 3, 2010 at 11:03 am gunslingergregi

    Yea ya know big dude could have just hit a for profit whore right before that and has some internal not give a fuck going on. Knowing he just smashed a hotter looking chick than any in picture.

    I first assumed dude was hitting it until the hand in pocket which is definetly a sign of not hitting.

    Either that or he is so pimp she is afraid to touch him in public even though she wants to and has to keep her hand in pocket so she does’t accidentaly do it and he has to lay down law later.

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  247. on September 3, 2010 at 11:05 am gunslingergregi

    ””””smead jolley
    I just got out of Santa Rita and haven’t seen a woman besides guards for 3 months
    ”””

    lol what did ya do spit on sidewalk?

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  248. Look at picture no. 4 (of 39) on Bob Vlads photos. THEY GOT A NIGGA IN DA HOUSE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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  249. The_King

    @Firepower

    “good for you
    you’re only
    3 ft tall”

    Yes when I’m lying horizontal, my third leg helps.

    You’ve been a very nasty bitch Firepower, why don’t we make up with a nice skull fuck followed by no lube anal? Don’t lie you like it.

    ok
    bend over

    just take out your tampon
    first

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  250. @Firepower

    I don’t like spooning.

    I also like your bloody tampon in my mouth, while I abuse ur skull and then your ass.

    Don’t forget, I make the decisions, not you cunt. You are worthless waste & exist for my entertainment, go borrow a brown paper bag from Nicole.

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  251. who the fuck is bob vlad lol

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  252. Firepower 2, The_King 0

    At least by my count.

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  253. dragnet

    Firepower 2, The_King 0

    At least by my count.

    hey.
    I’ve heard about this dragnet guy
    – that he’s amazing.

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  254. Got in late on this one, but all those women are horrendous. Lardo Calrissian is probably humouring them on his way to longdick some underage Laotian poon. He might teabag the thin one at a pinch.

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  255. All this speculation by everyone based on one picture has been entertaining. But way, way back at the beginning of this comment thread, someone posted the facebook page this picture came from. The fat guy’s name is Bob Vlad. The picture comes from an album appropriately called, “MeatFest VI”. Take a look at some of the other pics for yourself (you need to log into a facebook account to see them):

    The girls are even fatter than they look in the picture Roissy posted. And it looks like the scenario is, it’s a family get-together and Bob is related to one or more of the girls. I win.

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  256. @dragnet

    Go fuck yourself queer or simply expire, you must be ancient to know about dragnet.

    @Firepower

    You should join the fairy. Misery love company. But my generous offer is still on the table. Your throat meets my dick?

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  257. ””””The girls are even fatter than they look in the picture Roissy posted. And it looks like the scenario is, it’s a family get-together and Bob is related to one or more of the girls. I win.””””””’

    lol I concede your win and raise you thunderdome. he he he

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  258. “Check out the guy with the cajones to go up to a herd of women and poach one from the flock. On the face of it they all seem to think it’s a joke, but in reality the joke’s on them. That guy just plain doesn’t care what they think and is actually using one of them them for his own amusement. He may score with one of them simply because of his bravado, but ultimate, I don’t think he cares. They’re serving his purpose.”

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  259. He may be repulsive and girl-fat like some people say, but I bet he’s hung like a donkey and probably has tons of cash.

    The piglet sisters are actually jealous. No one has given them attention for ages. It’s either laugh or cry miserably because they used to make fun of him when he was a sad-sack omega. Now that he’s got power and clearly has read up PUA literature, they all weep and imagine what life would have been like with him.

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  260. on September 4, 2010 at 2:56 pm gunslingergregi

    ””””””Madame Meow
    He may be repulsive and girl-fat like some people say, but I bet he’s hung like a donkey and probably has tons of cash.

    The piglet sisters are actually jealous. No one has given them attention for ages. It’s either laugh or cry miserably because they used to make fun of him when he was a sad-sack omega. Now that he’s got power and clearly has read up PUA literature, they all weep and imagine what life would have been like with him.
    ””””””’

    You know what is funny though.
    Real talk that dude could just have worked his but off 84 hours a week for a while.
    Bought the lamborghini invested in real estate and yea bitches would be licking his sack.

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  261. “He may be repulsive and girl-fat like some people say, but I bet he’s hung like a donkey and probably has tons of cash.”

    @Madame,

    No way. Cash = pussy. A man who had banged even a bevvy of golddigging fives would carry himself with a lot more pride than this guy. He is (badly) trying to dissapear from the pic. He has the typical stance of a too tall girl.

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  262. @gunslinger– Maybe he wouldn’t have it in him to put in that much work, even if it means professional help with the nutsack.

    @dreampuppy– Posture does count for a lot, but what if he just has scoliosis? 😉

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  263. on September 6, 2010 at 12:39 pm gunslingergregi

    ””””mmemeow
    @gunslinger– Maybe he wouldn’t have it in him to put in that much work, even if it means professional help with the nutsack.
    ””””

    Well no he wouldn’t have to work that hard just to aquire professional help. He would just need lamb and real estate and bitches would line up. he he he

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  264. They’re all friends having a gay old time courtesy of the sauce. When looking at the larger picture, it seems they are sharing a mutual laugh, not at the expense of anyone in the shot. The blue whale and the “lady” in red’s body language does not speak of being in on the joke in scenario #1 and the dynamic between lard boy and the girl with the bony legs seems to be more of the “casual friend” variety. He’s probably the guy who drives them around and buys them beer. They repay him with the occasional hug or sharing of feelings. His facial expression implies that he knows he’s one of the girls, but that he’s okay with it and has made peace long ago.

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  265. missed this post. My immediate thought was Jose Cuervo’s – brother and sister. If I do a little mental photoshopping, it appears big boy and the girl have similar chins and perhaps similar noses. That’s why she’s posing like that. He’s the little brother wandering around drunk at the outdoor festival type event. He stops to talk to his sister and her cattle. They find him agreeable, and why not – he’s a big, harmless, funny, possibly gay boy. I don’t think it’s a prank. It’s a case of people doing their jobs – so i think dragnet’s is the most apt appraisal.

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