The Pill

“You’ve got to try one of these.”

“I don’t need that. I have the libido of a rutting buck.”

“Yeah, but this will supercharge you. Take a look at porn. All the male stars use it. A lot of the old timer porn stars — the greats like Ron Jeremy — complain that it ruins the artistry and exclusivity of their occupation, because now a bunch of no name punks off the street can stroll onto the set and jackhammer for hours. Thanks to this baby right here, there was a glut of cheap labor into the porn market, and asking prices for prized studs with real talent went way down.”

“That’s great, but I’m not doing porn.”

“You should always fuck like you’re being filmed for a porn scene. Seriously, compare 80s porn to today’s porn. Back then, there were all these cheesy repetitive edits done to the film. It was obvious when the same thrusting action was replayed two or three times in a row. That’s because these guys were banging au naturel. They couldn’t stay hard for day-long fuck sessions. And they didn’t have tremendous staying power either. So editors had to stretch out the scenes. It was an acknowledgement of the limits of male physiology. But now comes this — [Zeets waved the package in the air] — and all bets are off. Guys with no prior experience in the industry are hopping on set, hard as a flagstaff, and banging like champion studs, nonstop, until the girls are chafing and begging for it to be over. Don’t you want that kind of chafing power? This is how you fuck the whore right out of any girl you’re with.”

“What about side effects? I heard it causes vision loss.”

“Yeah, I read about that. Just don’t get addicted to it. Anyhow, that’s mostly a problem for old men. And believe me, nothing’s going to take this stuff off the market. The average old dude thinks to himself, gee, impotence or blindness?, and immediately chooses blindness, because as a man what’s the point of living if you have no sex life?”

“Irrefutable logic. All right, I’ll try one.”

“They’re ten bucks a pop, but since you’re a newb I’ll spot you on this first one.” Zeets dropped the blue pill in my hand. “Just enjoy it, man. You’ll never look back.” I could’ve sworn I caught Zeets rubbing his hands together. Was he my pusher?

Two hours before I was to meet a young girl I had been seeing, I swallowed the pill. She had an insatiable sexual appetite — it took her mere seconds of foreplay to get sloppy wet for penetration — and I doubted anything could tap her out, short of a 24 hour sex marathon that left her hole the consistency of sandpaper.

Nothing happened. As advertised, the pill doesn’t directly cause hard-ons; it simply allows hard-ons to last longer and stay harder once aroused. A girl was still required to jumpstart the process.

At her place, we fooled around for a bit and then undressed. As she slid my boxers down, she marveled at my rigidity — I was as hard as a teenager staring up his teacher’s skirt as she sat on her desk crossing and uncrossing her long legs. The head was pulsating.

“Wow, you’re ready to go!”

“Must be the free range eggs I ate this morning.”

I threw her onto the bed and yanked off her shorts and panties in one uninterrupted motion. Her furrow was boiling to the touch. I slid in easily and commenced the most intimate of intimacies.

I would not say the sensitivity was intensified. It felt as good as it alway does, no worse no better. But something was different. In the middle of a sweaty thrust, I looked up at the digital clock on her bedstand — 10:45. I had been fucking her straight for two hours and five minutes. Nonstop. Not even a break for a glass of water or to catch my breath. Except to switch positions, I was inside of her ransacking her womb for over two hours.

She came four times during those two hours. I hadn’t cum yet. The wonder pill not only let me stay rock hard with no let-up, it also delayed my money shot. As I rested on top of her, our greased chests pressed tightly together, she panted in my ear.

“Hooooooly moly.”

I pulled her to the edge of the bed, on her back, and fucked her while my thumbs pried open her labia for an exciting visual. Her vulva was inflamed a deep angry red. Her slick pussy juice had catalyzed into dry, waxy, white pellets from my repeated endless thrustings, and were falling out of her pussy like an army of ovum. The chafing had begun.

“Phew, wait, I need a second.”

I stopped and lay beside her for a few minutes. My boner never went down.

“Ok, I’m ready.”

We resumed, and I focused on shooting my wad. Usually, this is best done in the primo animalistic position — doggy style. Finally, two hours and twenty-five minutes later, I blew. Five minutes after that, I was chubbing out again.

I didn’t know how long the effects lasted, but I found out. We slept in; late the next morning I poked her in the ass crevice with my morning wood. Hard as the night before. I was still under the influence. Another hour of fucking and I had to stop; my dick was beginning to glow like an irradiated blood sausage.

We left the humid confines of her place and went for brunch. Under the bright sunshine, she stumbled a bit while walking. She spoke haltingly, her head lolling around lazily on her neck. The pill is a game changer. A marriage saver, and a marriage destroyer. A pot of gold, and a poison apple.

I swore to myself never to take it again.





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  1. half a pill?

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  2. HAHAHAHA. My friends have starte using the pill and they said it’s like demon seed too.

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  3. You need to decrease the dosage.

    Sounds like you took a 100mg pill. Try 25mg instead.

    I use it recreationally all the time, and you’re right. It is a game-changer.

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  4. on July 22, 2010 at 11:39 am heyheywhatcanisay

    PDE5 inhibitor?

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  5. I use 1/4 of a 50mg pill the first time I sleep with a new prospect in case I feel nervous (which I shouldn’t)…now I stopped using it…however, when in need the pill is a game changer…however, it should be used wisely and with the minimum dosage possible.

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  6. Viagra ?

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  7. I’ll point out it only works for about 60-70% of guys.
    Plus, unless you KNOW someone that got it from a pharmacy, or you can get it yourself, it’s not worth getting backstreet alley ones.

    I know why you’ve sworn off it Roissy/CR. The girl’s hotness is rated on how long and how hard you can stay. If you keep popping pills, it will mess with your rating system and you’ll be happy to keep a girl, when normally you wouldn’t.

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  8. on July 22, 2010 at 11:42 am Dr. Grzlickson

    Cialis Professional is better.

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  9. ah, the pill. i tried it once out of curiosity. a gamechanger indeed.

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  10. on July 22, 2010 at 11:47 am Shit Tester Extraordinaire

    Lorena Bobbit yourself and save humanity.

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  11. Heh heh. How many other times have you done something you swore to yourself you would never do again?

    I’d try it if it were available OTC, not worth seeing my doctor for it, though if my other techniques for staying hard leave enough to be desired I’d consider it eventually.

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  12. Help prevent a case of ‘whiskey dick’.

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  13. Mephedrone was a Game Changer when it was legal. I felt like a king, mega sociable+kino ready but with added aloofness, and energy for all night raving.

    But even if I didn’t get the girl, I went home and didn’t give a shit.

    Come-down could be tough. Dry as fuck mouth, bloodshot eyes, hunger but zero ability to eat food. Also, really odd smelling BO.

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  14. Why bother?

    I mean, if you’re having trouble getting an erection, sure, get some chemical help. But what’s the point of fucking for two hours until you’re both chafed, bruised, and exhausted? Who wants sex to be like a bicycle marathon?

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  15. Such pills changed the gold-digger/trophy bride business, as well 😉

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  16. on July 22, 2010 at 12:02 pm Rant Casey - Brazil

    Once I took one, the blue pill.

    Had the worst headache ever.

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  17. on July 22, 2010 at 12:02 pm The Specimen

    Who uses performance enhancing drugs? Your performance deserves an asterisk.

    @ heyhey

    I always thought it was an NO synthtase inhibitor, I also thought it also had one very good side effect in lowering blood pressure.

    Apart from that, I think a lot of chicks actually get tired of it when you’re jackhammering them for much longer than 10-15 minutes on average, not counting foreplay. Emphasis on the “on average” part, btw. I’ve found that three or four 7-10 minute bouts (saving the money shot for the end) over the course of a couple of an hour or two works much better.

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  18. hahahahahah. you must’ve taken 100 milligrams. same thing happened to me once; fucked until it became a job. next time try 25 milligrams.

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  19. on July 22, 2010 at 12:05 pm first responder

    Word is: about a decade ago, premier of Nigeria died of a heart attack on this stuff.

    Polymath, what are some other techniques for staying hard?

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  20. any recommendation for herbal enchancers? gingko? l-arginine (apparently this one has side effects)? Yohimbe (this one has sideeffects too)?

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  21. Its shit like this that gives you artards a bad name for the rest of us men who don’t come off as ghetto wannabe alpha dogs.

    PS There is no such thing s a ten-Burt Reynolds.

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  22. on July 22, 2010 at 12:23 pm Rant Casey - Brazil

    @quetal

    “any recommendation for herbal enchancers? gingko? l-arginine (apparently this one has side effects)? Yohimbe (this one has sideeffects too)?”

    Marijuana.

    Though tequila works fine for me.

    ***

    ZMA is good also. Zinc-Magnesium-blablabla.

    Its suposed to be a mineral suplement for muscle enhancing, but in fact it fuels the testosterone production.

    And consequently, the amount and quality of your erections.

    ZMA + 50 push ups a day. You fuck better, and have the benefit of a good looking chest.

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  23. Maybe you should try one the next time you and Zeets have sex.

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  24. Makes me want to go out and get me one, just to see.

    How interesting.

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  25. Don’t hate, Nikkibee.

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  26. The blue pill was originally investigated by Phizer as a blood pressure control drug. It seemed to work and further studies were performed. Then Phizer learned that its own (male) researchers were stealing all of it they could get their hands on. Inquires were made. Light bulbs came on in executive heads – and a star was born.

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  27. Enlighten me as to how it ‘changes the game?’

    I’ve had nights where I’ve fucked like that, and nights where I didn’t. Usually the first night with a girl is always like that.

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  28. “If boners last for more than four hours, call more ladies!!”

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  29. US intellignece bribes Afghai warlords with those.

    Poor, poor young Afghan boys.

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  30. I’ve tried them all; Viagra (all three doages). Levitra (10mg), and Cialis (20mg).

    By far the best is Cialis. I fucked two women (The first one a 23 year old school teacher with a voracious sexual appetite. The second a 41 year old uber Cougar who said no man could ever tame her…until I pounded all of her holes for 3 hours) within a 12 hour time-span. I’m 36 but my cock thought it was 17 again!

    Thank the Gods for science.

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  31. Never tried the blue pill, but did use Cialis. It’s purported to work for 24 hours, and it did produce a rock-hard boner. But it also gave me a splitting headache that didn’t subside for about…24 hours. I was pleased that my woman, who had no idea that I was “enhanced” that day, never commented that anything was different. I certainly felt different though – besides the headache and cognition of how hard I imagined I was, I felt quite edgy, as if over caffienated; my personal pleasure seemed to be unaffected by the stuff.

    Tried it again a few months later, same result. I don’t plan on using that crap again.

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  32. on July 22, 2010 at 12:53 pm Vincent Ignatius

    You can buy it over the counter in Thailand. I experienced the same thing. It’s only worth it IMO if you know you’re going to be banging her while sloppy drunk. But yeah, the time it takes to cum is too much.

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  33. roissy, if you fail to answer this question you are unmanly.

    in your high-tuned analysis, to what extent is viagra progress, and to what extent is it merely “progress”? is it helping our civilization? is it hurting it? is it helping it by hurting it?

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  34. and all of us black guys shudder in fear.

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  35. A lot of drugs are packaged such that the dose is strong enough to almost gaurantee a response. Whether for hypertension, ED, or lumbago. It is a form of marketing. No one wants to be the MD or Pharm company that gives out Medicine-that Does Not Work. So a lot of things are the designed to hit it pretty hard.
    With any medicine you take you should learn to titrate its dosing down to a minimum based on your own response, where applicable. If you have hypertension, buy a machine and take your own BP twice a day and experiment with dosing. Same with pain meds… or any situation where you can accurately judge and evaluate your own response.

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  36. Welcome to my world.. I reached there about a decade ago, and yes.. its ability to delay ejaculation is the main reason I use it.

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  37. I take NO Synthesize before lifting. The l-arginine increases blood flow – which leads to amazing boners.

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  38. “Drop out. Tune in. Turn on.”

    Roissy is the right-wing Timothy Leary.

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  39. and I had previously discussed this very topic in one of my very first posts, from the viewpoint of enhancing your experience with escorts.

    http://dissention.wordpress.com/2010/01/01/how-to-use-escorts-02/

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  40. Cialis works better and is a much popular alternative here.

    You can buy it and Viagra over the counter in Hong Kong. They call it the “weekend pill” because its effects last 36 hours.

    You get a diamond-cutter with it and the refractory period is shorter.

    You may end up having your junk treated in the burn unit of the nearest hospital.

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  41. first responder,

    Polymath, what are some other techniques for staying hard?

    Right now I am sitting in a cafe and a hot 19-year-old waitress who flirts with me just came over and asked what I was working on. I told her about something impressive I had just done for a client and her eyes widened. Tonight, at home, I am going to remember that expression on her face, if I need to.

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  42. on July 22, 2010 at 1:12 pm Ari Hinkelberger

    Reading this blog post makes me want to try this. Downright hilarious.

    Dude – i want some.

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  43. 2 hours and 5 minutes- Dear God.
    I guess this is why men seek out mistresses, I give my husband 5 minutes.

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  44. Rum–

    An amusing story.

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  45. I met an old guy that said he just licks the pill till it gets hard. Then he saves the rest for another time.

    Btw, I heard that people who don’t need these kind of pill (aka young men) may get penis damage, in some cases your toy can make a 90º turn.

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  46. Yeah taking a pill to screw for more than 2 hrs straight is whack.

    If that’s what it takes to make her feel overwhelmed, move on.

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  47. Roissy,

    You’ll never take it again? What?

    I fail to see a downside in any part of your narrative… Except the possibility of chronic sleep deprivation.

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  48. So what you’re saying is that the blue pill can make you able to fuck a chick you’re not in love with as if you were in love with her, or a chick you only view as middling, as if she was really hot.

    It’s a blue pill in more ways than one then.

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  49. Laura, 5 minutes the first time that night, I can see. The second or third or more should be longer.

    Man, I am a spoiled, spoiled princess.

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  50. on July 22, 2010 at 1:53 pm Rollo Tomassi

    For the life of me I cannot understand why the pharmaceutical industry would devote so much resource and research to develop a drug that makes MEN more horny and sexually voracious. One would’ve thought increasing WOMEN’s libidos to be the more pressing of disabilities.

    But then again, I suppose tequila was invented centuries ago,..

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  51. As for the porn stars… they build a tolerance to it and need to pop much higher doseges, and also cycle the different drugs.

    You needed 1/4 of it…..

    But, IMOP, tell Zeet to keep it to himself.

    Unless you re fucking a woman who doesn’t slut it out like most here on the NorthEast coast of the US… she will know that you are on the pill.

    So -5 Alpha pts right there.

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  52. My god. I would never be able to walk again. That chick is a champ.

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  53. on July 22, 2010 at 2:03 pm (r)Evolutionary

    There is an herb that does the same thing as the blue pill, you’ve probably heard of it. It’s called Horny Goat Weed, or Epimedium. It has the exact same physiochemistry as the blue pill & its cousins. They all work by inhibiting the enzyme that degrades nitric oxide, so there’s more nitric oxide, which initiates vasodilation and thus erection gets harder & lasts longer.
    Epimedium is so close to viagra that a Canadian court ruled that it invalidates the Canadian patent. That said, it’s a much more gentle effect, and should be taken for 2-3 weeks with a week off. And let me say, it works. I’ve had plenty of similar experiences as Roissy-san, which is to say, I’ve beat it up for hours, dehydrating my partner, and in one instance, a less than athletic partner wrenched her back after a good couple hours. With an athletic partner, i.e. a semiprofessional ballet dancer who also does a ton of yoga & running, and can put both feet behind her head–we went all night, woke up the next day, kept at it till she submitted…epic. She still calls, txts and emails wanting more of that action, but alas, she’s a few years older, and I’m going in the other direction.

    I’ve also found, to my delight, that after a few cycles (with some other enhancing herbs on board to bolster the effect) the effect sticks around. It’s as if the body gets used to a new equilibrium point and maintains it without needing the herbs to do it.

    Of course, your mileage may vary, I’m fit as hell, 5% body fat, can bench 1.5x my body weight, and deadlift 2.5x bodyweight. The herbs work best if you’re already healthy, whereas the drugs are so pure & potent they work on everyone, which is why they have such nasty side effects–vision loss, heart attacks, etc–they confer that power on the body whether the body can handle it or not. An old fat guy popping the pill with clogged arteries is like putting nitrous on a ’72 Vega with 240,000 miles–it’s just asking for a blown head gasket or worse.

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  54. Havana

    Middle aged women are easy to spot on this forum. Other than shaming and fear-mongering and shaming, you never haver anything to say.

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  55. on July 22, 2010 at 2:15 pm Cannon's Canon

    blue diamonds make purple horseshoes

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  56. Downside to this sort of thing: a lot of younger women now expect 2 hours of sex as normal, or you’re “just not that into them.”

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  57. Lupo Leboucher – No way do most women expect two hours of straight banging. Foreplay and messing around… maybe. But I’m telling you, most of us wouldn’t know what to do with alllll that, particularly if he’s well hung. Sweet jesus. Personally, I’d like to go at it 5 or 6 different times throughout the day rather than 2 hours at once. Maybe that’s just me?

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  58. I recently got some viagra and cialis quick tabs (faster acting, 15 minutes vice 1 hour). The cialis is much better, faster acting and all that.

    The first time I used it, I banged this chick all night. 45-60 minutes, then we took a break for booze and smokes, then another hour, another break, then another hour. She came multiple times – I finally did at the end. Then at about 6 in the morning I jumped her again for another 45 minutes. Epic night, one for the my personal record books.

    I think you need to tailor it’s use to your audience. Drinking heavily with a chick who loves to get tore up? Yes. Going for a quick shag? No. It does make it an effort to cum, which can be good or bad, depending. It was frustrating at first for me, but now I understand it and use it accordingly.

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  59. This is when you go over to TheGManifesto’s area and check his post about which drugs to use when picking up girls.

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  60. Cialis max dose is 20 mg. here. You can get 50 mg. in China, over the counter, and cheaper! Mix with Lexapro and you’ll never come! You could go until you needed to break for food!

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  61. on July 22, 2010 at 2:45 pm Just A Horny Dude

    Two hours? Puh-leeze. What a ridiculous episode, assuming it really happened. That chick is effed up in the head and loins. At what point did it stop being fun? It’s one thing to stave off ED, but having to work so hard for an orgasm is pathetic.

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  62. Female (feminist) prosecutor imprisons an innocent man, on false child porn charges. The sweet twist is, a female pornstar comes to his rescue to actually get him off, and out of jail.

    The disgust, and rage i felt after reading of this injustice was palpable.

    Truly, tis the year of the vagina.
    Fucking hell!
    Read it here.
    http://reason.com/blog/2010/05/03/porn-star-saves-man-from-incom

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  63. Ha! You will so use it again.

    As I’m approaching “48 Crash”, I started using Levitra a couple years ago. Like others here, I discovered that a quarter pill is all it takes to roll back the clock on ol’ John Thomas to about 17 years old.

    I’m still working on getting the rest of me in better shape to keep up with his new pace!

    A lower dose means much lower side effects (headache, fatigue, stuffy nose). I’ve used Horny Goat Weed too, but it is not as reliable nor as quick acting as a 1/4 pill of L.

    Yeah, there’s nothing so fine to this old goat as to be able to keep up with her undiminished drive!

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  64. I had a renezvous last week with a woman that could check off every point on your slut post.
    http://roissy.wordpress.com/2008/12/29/its-easy-to-identify-a-slut/
    As you said they’re fun to date. We smoked some weed, which I hadn’t done since college, and an hour into sex it dawned on me that I had never lasted so long.

    Marijuana… It’s cheaper than cigarettes.

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  65. evolutionary–

    where have you found is the best place to get your Epimedium? It sounds interesting.

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  66. can you take horny goat weed a number of hours before sex or you have to keep on taking it over a period of time?

    is L-Arginine better?

    However as you said it, it’s all about being fit and in shape…ED can be predictors for heart problems so keep your heart healthy and your circulation flowing!

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  67. @evolutionary,

    Fascinating. Epimedium. As I age slowly, I intend to remain in great shape. But this is a useful compound to have.

    Do tell me where you get yours.

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  68. on July 22, 2010 at 3:29 pm Anonymouses Anonymous

    Pills are for chumps. If your rod cannot satisfy her, learn cunny.

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  69. To be honest, those pills are fucking dangerous.

    Leave them to the old geezers who need them – the side effects are really scary.

    Besides, who wants to wait that long to get the old release?

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  70. Dear god, marathon sex. Condoms seem to have the same “delay” effect. I’m wincing just thinking of the next morning. It’s really not the same until at least a week later down there. Is there a pill for women?

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  71. ouch.

    times three for the morning.

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  72. Bremelanotide (PT-141) is going to be the next big thing.

    Apparently it also works on desire and i’ve read that it’s just as effective on women (holding my breath though).

    It doesn’t work via the vascular system but increases sexual desire via the nervous system.

    It’s already available from Underground labs.

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  73. Funny story…

    A friend of mine(19) fucked his girl for hours, went downstairs and sat on the couch with all the family, next thing the cat jumps on his lap and starts purring, his girlfriend notices the cat in sat on his hard on, not knowing he has taken a viagra she is sat across the room, shocked at his arousal at a cat and even more shocked her mam is sat inches away…end of the story he picks up the cat to hide his hard on, walks into the kitchen and his girlfriend follows and they fuck for another few hours…

    Then he gets her FULL name tattooed on his back along with the date they got together, then she dumped him…Two years later he still drives her and her mam everywhere.

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  74. Normal use of these pills is like an Asian kid trying to soup up his Civic… it creates imbalances in the system. Upgrade the intake and not the exhaust, for example, and there will be repair issues down the line.

    I imagine your dick will prematurely age if you force it to sustain unnatural erections for extended periods of time. When you’re 70 who cares, but if you’re 30 how can you be sure you’re not sustaining cock damage?

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  75. on July 22, 2010 at 4:31 pm Vincent Ignatius

    @anouk
    s there a pill for women?

    Apparently adderall works according to dissension/Devil’s Advocate.

    @northern2010

    What started as a comedy, ended as a tragedy. That man needs to grow a pair or just kill himself.

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  76. on July 22, 2010 at 4:35 pm Almighty CLIT

    Mutual masturbation isn’t even safe.

    A face full of herpes ain’t pretty (google images at your own risk).

    Did you know you can get herpes up your damned NOSE? IN YOUR EYES and INSIDE your mouth? Herpes strains (being so ‘sociable’ and all) are also interchangeable. You can also get oral herp on the diddle-bits and genital herp on the facial bits (it’s supposedly not as ‘severe’ a case though, but, GOOD GOD).

    That sh_t is scary, regardless.

    Once you have herpes of the genital strain, you risk your children being born blind. 😦

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  77. Where’s G Manifesto on this one?

    G Manifesto adds a bit of spice to roissy’s comments that’s missing…

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  78. on July 22, 2010 at 4:44 pm Ari Hinkelberger

    What a totally stupid and uninformed post. You sound liek a moron. Children born blind? Pick up a book dude. You see a lot of newspapers articles “Child born blind due to mom’s herpes!”

    ha ha ha

    What a moron

    Almighty CLIT

    Mutual masturbation isn’t even safe.

    A face full of herpes ain’t pretty (google images at your own risk).

    Did you know you can get herpes up your damned NOSE? IN YOUR EYES and INSIDE your mouth? Herpes strains (being so ‘sociable’ and all) are also interchangeable. You can also get oral herp on the diddle-bits and genital herp on the facial bits (it’s supposedly not as ‘severe’ a case though, but, GOOD GOD).

    That sh_t is scary, regardless.

    Once you have herpes of the genital strain, you risk your children being born blind. 😦

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  79. No pill will ever exists that makes a woman want to have sex with a guy her hind brain still regards as beta. Likewise, no woman fails to get aroused by the mere presence of the right sort of guy even if her forebrain wants to deny it.
    Forget female pills. Teach guys how to stop being stupid with women.

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  80. Genital herpes is quite common. Herpetic blindness is extremely rare.

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  81. on July 22, 2010 at 4:55 pm Pteradactyl Guano

    Seems like a smaller dose would have been better. The problem may not be the drug, but the dosage.

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  82. It can cause hearing loss.

    Who said that?

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  83. on July 22, 2010 at 5:06 pm Caca Del Toro

    Serious complications CAN arise from a woman infected with herpes (it is more rare if the woman opts to have a C-section).

    Herpes also ‘sheds’ even when an active ‘sore’ is not present, which means you can have sex with a man or woman with no apparent ‘sores’ but you can still contract herpes because they are in the ‘shedding’ phase of the VIRUS.

    You idiots really need to ‘bone up’ on STDs.

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  84. @VI…I wouldn’t care but I would call him an alpha, he goes through girls like hot dinners but this one is haunting him.

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  85. 1 in 4 American women have genital herpes. You filthy buggers… where I’m from it’s less than 5% of the population.

    Another reason not to bang American women.

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  86. on July 22, 2010 at 5:13 pm Caca Del Toro

    @ Thursday.

    That was some PRACTICAL advice.

    Good job!

    You forgot this one:

    Masturbate until you find your soul-mate and then get checked for STDs before you marry.

    Wasn’t that the LAW at one time (checking for STDs) before marriage?

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  87. on July 22, 2010 at 5:24 pm Blumpkin Lover

    Is there a pill that can help convince a girl to experiment with a good ole fashion blumpkin?

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  88. on July 22, 2010 at 5:26 pm Epoxytocin No. 87

    Rollo Tomassi

    For the life of me I cannot understand why the pharmaceutical industry would devote so much resource and research to develop a drug that makes MEN more horny and sexually voracious

    Rollo, this drug doesn’t make you “more horny” or “sexually voracious”. It just makes your erection come up faster and last longer — but it doesn’t produce arousal. If you aren’t stimulated, you can pop the whole thing and nothing will happen.
    It’s most useful for frequently interrupted sex. E.g., if you’re shooting porn, which requires you to stop/start/pull out/assume awkward positions at random times — or if you’re working on more than one woman — it’s pure blue gold.

    See, Rollo, if your woman gets you hard enough (and you aren’t fresh off a big squat workout), the pill shouldn’t make much difference at all.

    The primary beneficiaries of this pill are aging, fat wives who’ve let themselves go physically — but can now still demand that hubby get hard for them, rather than some hotter Other Woman.
    Players, porn stars, and old guys benefit from it, sure, but you’re a fool if you don’t realize that the market is driven by middle-aged guys married to dumpy frumpys.

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  89. A question I’m wrestling with right now is how to bring up the topic of STDs to a chick you’re about to bang. I have an unusual (by other people’s standards) fear of STDs, especially incurable ones. How do you ask without ruining the moment? Am I wrongheaded – should I just try to judge wisely and hope a chick with an STD will be forthcoming about it without needing to prod her about it?

    One of my female friends has herpes, and she banged a dude once without telling him. The next day she told him. He freaked out, cried, etc, and she consoled him, blah blah. He forgave her, which is something I would never do.

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  90. “It can cause hearing loss.

    Who said that?”

    -hahaha…I read that just at the right timing in the day and I laughed my ass off.

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  91. on July 22, 2010 at 5:33 pm Epoxytocin No. 87

    Gotz

    I met an old guy that said he just licks the pill till it gets hard. Then he saves the rest for another time

    Cock-and-bull story (in the most literal sense). It takes 30-45 minutes to kick in.

    Renegade Editor, if you’re properly functional and you actually like the girl, you should’ve just bitten off a tiny little piece of the damn thing. Like Rum said, minimum dose — you could easily get 10-15 sessions just by biting tiny little imcrements off of one.

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  92. Nikkibee
    Maybe you should try one the next time you and Zeets have sex.

    ————–

    Although I absolutely positively LOVE Roissy, I must admit Nikkibee made me LOL. That was way too funny-ish!

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  93. Laura
    2 hours and 5 minutes- Dear God.
    I guess this is why men seek out mistresses, I give my husband 5 minutes.

    ————–

    Laura, 5 mins? Poor hubby! Actually…poor YOU!!! 😦

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  94. on July 22, 2010 at 6:01 pm (r)Evolutionary

    @Doug1 & Gorby,

    Epimedium is available through your better herb stores, health foods stores, etc. Source Naturals makes a decent one. The best quality stuff will be found by going through professional health care offices, or via web. Ray Sahelian, MD, has been formulating great stuff for a long time, and I’ve heard great things about his products.
    You could also turn it into a cultural experience & go to China town in your ‘hood, find a Chinese herbal shop, (there are usually tons of them in an Asian area,) and ask for Yin Yang Huo, the Chinese name for it. While you’re there, you can look for opportunities to game some JOTB girls in the area.
    There’s a long history of using herbs for sexual tonification & strengthening in Chinese medicine. They use some wild stuff–deer antler, preferably in the velvet stage, seal penis, sea cucumber, and lots of other recondite substances.
    In certain ancient spiritual texts, cultivating sexual strength and wisdom is presented as a spiritual discipine, as sexuality, as we all know, is a way to reach the divine.
    Also, older men who sexed young girls were thought to absorb the young woman’s ‘essence,’ and by doing so, were enhancing the man’s longevity, though this practice was said to lead to a dead-end if the man did not use the extra energy and vitality for wise ends. Predictably, older cougar women were not valued for this–their energy was said to be depleted. In fact, old cougars were thought to be able to strengthen & rejuvenate themselves by consuming the semen of young men. A Chinese empress is said to have kept a harem of young men for their “milk.”

    And, I should add, there’s a long history of internal game in Chinese culture, evidenced by the following quote:

    “Women are like the blades of grass, meant to be tread upon.”~Chinese Proverb

    In short, we may be modern practitioners of game, but game is not new, and there’s much to be gained from cross-cultural game studies.

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  95. on July 22, 2010 at 6:15 pm Crotch Pimples

    Jay

    A question I’m wrestling with right now is how to bring up the topic of STDs to a chick you’re about to bang

    Jay, the problem is, some people don’t even KNOW they have STDs unless they purposely go out of their way to test for them.

    One-night-stands are risky business. There is no sure way to avoid STDs with someone who is probably a skank and wouldn’t tell you the truth about her past anywhore.

    If you really, really, REALLY like a woman and you want to bump uglies in the worst way, at the very least use a condom (or don a full-on hazmat suit). In future, get yourself tested, show HER the results and then ask her to reciprocate in kind (tell her she means that much to you or some such shit).

    Don’t play around with STDs. It’s a gential jungle out there.

    And yes, black women have the highest rate of Herp in the US. Why? I don’t have the answer to that. Sads.

    😦

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  96. This is the first I’ve heard of Viagra delaying ejaculation. It doesn’t have that effect on me.

    It sounds like few of you have had the experience of being powerfully horny, psychologically, without being able to get an erection. My penis started to abandon me around 30, but mentally I get horny more easily than in my teens. The impedance mismatch is pretty frustrating, but V solves the problem nicely.

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  97. Maybe mother nature didn’t really intend for people over a certain age to desire sex too often. Maybe that is just the natural order of things.

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  98. Thanks for the reply, crotch pimples.

    I ALWAYS wrap up my junk, and feel somewhat safe about banging Irish girls because so few of them (apparently) have genital herpes or warts. Those are the only STDs I’m really scared of. Anything else wouldn’t bother me at all – just gimme some pills to fix that shit and I’ll go right on my way.

    But I’ve slept with two german chicks, and an uber-whore from the ukraine, and I’d bet my ballsack the latter had herpes. She was imbibing a black guy’s cock before I was with her.

    Only once I’ve had a (post-virginity) noticeable (i.e. large) sore on my cock – but even before I had sex, I got little zits here and there, some of which flared up a bit.
    And every now and then, maybe once a year, I get a tiny little zit, which clears up about 2 or 3 days later.

    ANYway…
    STDs put a dampener on this fast-living PUA business. Come on pharmaceutical companies, find a cure for the nasty ones. Though I suspect as long as it’s more profitable to treat herpes etc, than it is to cure it, we won’t see a cure any time soon. Though I hear a vaccine is being developed…

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  99. To answer Crotch Pimple’s second question, I’ve been tested for everything except for the ones that scare me most: HPV (warts) and HSV (herpes).

    I got the all clear. I lack the balls to get a thorough, expensive test done to see whether I have HSV Type 2.

    (I’m pretty sure I had a coldsore when I was younger – HSV 1, and most ordinary tests cannot differentiate b/w type 1 and 2)

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  100. In Canada just under 20% of women are infected.

    Damn. Are you sure about that?

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  101. on July 22, 2010 at 6:51 pm Your Father Smelt of Elderberries

    Jay,

    Big Pharma doesn’t want to ‘cure’ shit. They only want to ‘TREAT’ it (and keep you buying there shit until you die which is why herpes is a big BOON for the big pharm biz).

    There are plenty of discreet ways to get tested. Don’t go to your regular Doc for STD screening! Just go to a place that specifically tests for STDs and they have their own LAB.

    Pimples could be a sign of a viral infection such as herpes or you could just have a lot of oil glands on your dick. Either way, get tested so that you at least know your status.

    My brother-in-law had such a bad case of genital warts he had to have his sphincter operated on (he had a bunch of them in his poop chute and it made every bowel movement unbearable).

    Be careful, man. Be careful.

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  102. Extremes, as usual, prove to be distasteful:

    5 minutes. LOL. Add another reason to not get married to the list.

    2-ish hours. I’m not getting paid for time, thank you. Also, I shudder in to think how painful it must be.

    Sex is supposed to be enjoyable, not a proving-limits-on-human-resistance-marathon.

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  103. Jaysus, that’s horrible…

    Have you ever been tested for HSV type 2?

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  104. on July 22, 2010 at 7:08 pm Joey Giraud

    Wow, this thread sure turned a corner. All this talk about sexually transmitted disease can soften even the pill-powered boner.

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  105. on July 22, 2010 at 7:12 pm Joey Giraud

    “Big Pharma doesn’t want to ‘cure’ shit. They only want to ‘TREAT’ it (and keep you buying there shit until you die which is why herpes is a big BOON for the big pharm biz)”

    Are you some kind of commie liberal or something? Don’t you know the Free Market is perfect and solves all problems?

    Big Pharma just hasn’t found a cure yet. Wait for it…. wait some more…

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  106. Met a chick recently, she’s super cool, she’s great fun, she’s smart and wonderful and I accept her for who she is, buttttt, check this out.

    1. She has genital herpes, and thinks she got it from one of three guys she slept with over a 3-week period.

    2. She hangs around with ex-boyfriends all the time, going for coffee, catching a movie, going camping, etc.

    3. She sleeps in the same bed as ex-boyfriends occasionally, and sees no problem with it. She also has sex with some of them, because it’s a way of “keeping her number down”.

    4. She doesn’t count blowjobs or anal sex as part of her “number” (15). She only counts vaginal sex, but if she were to count blowjobs etc her number would be “scarily high” (her words). I predict she has banged 20 +, and sucked off an additional 25 on top of that.

    5. She never bothered with condoms during her sexual past, and she’s lax about her sexual health in general (for example, she said it was fine to have vaginal sex immediately after anal sex, she can just “get some anti-bacterial pills” if she gets an infection).

    6. She talks about her ex-boyfriends far too often, not in great detail, but casually in conversation. Irritating.

    7. She has no problem with me, or her ex-boyfriends, or any dude, taking pictures and videos of her while screwing her – in my case, pictures and videos of her sucking my cock with her (herpes-free) mouth.

    8. Her best friend is male, and she has banged him before.

    9. She has slept with most of her male friends. She sees nothing wrong with this.

    10. She went through a “whore phase” (her words), which only slowed down because she got herpes.

    My standards of basic acceptability are not high: look attractive, be sweet and feminine, don’t be a whore. Anything after that is icing on the cake.

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  107. So, um, how does one safely get Cialis without going to the doctor and begging for a prescription. I don’t have any trouble getting chubbed out, but wouldn’t mind a delayed ejaculation and/or shorter refractory period.

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  108. “So, um, how does one safely get Cialis without going to the doctor and begging for a prescription. ”

    Buy from India.

    http://www.generics24.com/

    Legal disclaimer: you should see your doctor first anyway to make sure you’re healthy enough and get a legit prescription. The big advantage with overseas pharmaceuticals is price.

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  109. This post was the funniest thing I’ve read in weeks, lol

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  110. Thanks. Also, if I don’t have a problem getting a boner, but wouldn’t mind longer sessions before I blow (and possibly a shorter refractory period), am I better of with Viagra or Cialis?

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  111. Jay:

    The tests definitely differentiate between HSV 1 and HSV 2.

    Most adults have HSV 1, I gather.

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  112. That site has a combination pill that includes viagra and an ejaculation delaying drug. Never tried it, don’t know anything more about it. But if you do, let us know.

    http://www.generics24.com/Super-P-Force-Sildenafil-Citrate-100mg–Dapoxetine-60mg-price0-p-1-c-309.html

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  113. Jay

    I was hoping to refrain from commenting on this thread, other than to say that the blue pill appears to have caused our charming blog host to break his rule of always leaving after sex. Presumably this was out of consideration, to protect passers by on his way home from the sight of his engorged member.

    However, I have to ask. Your girlfriend isn’t from Pennsylvania by any chance?

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  114. Nah, it can’t be he’s that considerate. I’m guessing it was just too difficult to walk with the third leg threaded down his trousers and pressing hard on his insole.

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  115. Roosh has a very good point. But that’s what you get when no one wants to make babies anymore.

    Actually, that would be great–some kid being the result of a 36 hour fuck-a-thon because his dad thought he was Neo and took the pill.

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  116. I tried Viagra in the 50mg pill. Actually, my doctor gave me a bag full of 5 pill blister packs to sample. Oddly, he wouldn’t write me a scrip for it.

    I haven’t heard anyone mention the effect it had on me, which was abnormally powerful jizz bombs.. I mean 5 ropers at high velocity. The chick I was banging at the time joked she should be wearing eye protection when we had sex.

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  117. People who work for “Big Pharma” or in clinical medicine are all as much prey to bad diseases as anyone else. And they have family members they might care about.
    You guys think THEY would prefer dying of cancer or watching their package rot off to just in order to make more money for strangers – strangers who at any rate also suffer from bad diseases and might appreciate a cure?
    You guys are not making sense.

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  118. sdaedalus, no, she’s not from Pennsylvania. Why, do you know some chick who eerily fits the description?

    I’m sure a lot of women do, in this big bad world of profligate whoredom.

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  119. @Jay

    Sounds like you’re breaking your “don’t be a whore” rule there, buddy.

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  120. For those that want to take a more “natural” route …

    ZMA is well worth a try , take it before going to sleep.
    Note though that you shouldn’t take Zinc at the same time as taking anything with a high Calcium content (e.g. Milk).
    Calcium competes with Zinc in its uptake into the body , so take Zinc or ZMA on its own.

    Arginine works as well , you shouldn’t have problems with it unless you take too much, its an Amino acid.

    Ginkgo works to thin the blood and improves circulation.

    One product I have tried with good results and should work for guys that are 30+ (as Testostrerone levels gradually decrease) is called , Testoroid.
    Now , despite the name , this product has nothing to do with steroids.
    Its ingredients are:

    Trigonella foenum graecum (Testofen)
    Urtica dioica (Stinging Nettle)
    Dulacia inopiflora (Potency Wood)
    Avena sativa (Oats)
    Magnesium Aspartate
    Zinc Amino Acid Chelate
    Pyridoxine Hydrochloride (Vitamin B6)

    The last three ingredients being the same as ZMA.

    Try it and you will thank me later.

    Note. There is no substitute for a healthy lifestyle.
    Getting enough sleep. Eating well. Exercising. Not Smoking.

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  121. Gx says, “2-ish hours. I’m not getting paid for time, thank you. Also, I shudder in to think how painful it must be.”

    It doesn’t hurt if the woman is properly…inspired.

    If she’s not, then that’s what surgical gel is for.

    If you’re not using condoms because you’re with someone you trust, shea butter is the best backup lubricant. It has to be the unrefined sort because of the anti inflammatory effects.

    Also, a close shave (for the woman) is very helpful in prevention of chafing.

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  122. @Nicole

    Is not that. Guys have a limit on how many thrusting and eyaculation they can make.

    We are human. We have limits. We can push and modify those limits, but we can’t just overcharge the engine without burning it.

    Ask any athlete.

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  123. anyone know what the standard ev bio take is on why men peak sexually in their teen years?

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  124. Desert Cat, have you bought from that specific site before (http://www.generics24.com/)?

    I tried to order Viagra from an Indian site once. I had two problems:

    The first was that U.S. customs confiscated the drugs and then sent me a very nasty notice saying that it was illegal and if I kept doing it I’d be in big trouble.

    The second was that Indians kept calling me almost every day trying to get me to buy more drugs. It was relentless and it went on for almost a year before I changed my phone number to put an end to it.

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  125. Mephedrone was a Game Changer when it was legal. I felt like a king, mega sociable+kino ready but with added aloofness, and energy for all night raving.

    But even if I didn’t get the girl, I went home and didn’t give a shit.

    Come-down could be tough. Dry as fuck mouth, bloodshot eyes, hunger but zero ability to eat food. Also, really odd smelling BO.

    Definitely a game-changer. For 8 hours, I had 0 anxiety + insane confidence(in a good way) + inner-burning lust for pussy but the side effects are much too vicious for me to handle. Had unexplained chest pains and headaches for a year after taking 1g one weekend + all gains I made from working out 3 months prior disappeared overnight. Weird drug, not going to touch anything of the sort ever again.

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  126. When you get too old to cut the mustard, you need to learn to lick the jar.

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  127. Jay: My standards of basic acceptability are not high

    After your story, that much is obvious.

    Jay: look attractive, be sweet and feminine, don’t be a whore.

    I think your target does not possess at least one of your desirable character traits. Can you guess which one?

    Jay: Anything after that is icing on the cake.

    Icing? Son. You don’t even have a baking sheet.

    Although you might have the herp.

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  128. What happened the next day? Blisters on your dick? Had to rub anti-septic cream on it?

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  129. My experiences with a “herbal” viagra were about the same. Racing heart, very hard, but difficult to orgasm. It wasn’t as pleasant as a natural experience. Im glad its there though, for when Im old.

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  130. on July 22, 2010 at 11:00 pm gunslingergregi

    Did you break a pelvis?
    No I didn’t think so.

    lol

    but yea fucking like a porn star is fucking with no passion from what I have seen. It is pretty much like fucking like a animal. Does business and that is all.

    When I like a chick I tend fuck her eye, nose, leg, arm, elbow, pussy, ass, hair, ear, basically anywhere that has a crevise or somewhat of a hole lol

    They seem to love when you use their body to the utmost.
    Do what you will to every nook and cranny of their body like it was your personal playground for enjoyment.

    Yea you knew I was gonna one up that shit.

    But yea went into whore house with two buddies. One of them took the pill. I outlasted the dude and went all night. He prob lasted and hour then they wanted to go home. I am like shit I am just getting started.
    But yea. No wonder my woman thank god out loud after they meet me he he he

    Now yea I normally don’t go all night straight time fucking I am usually enjoying some other shit too and take breaks.

    One time I did go straight through with my dick getting jacked off. was right before I was about to ship to iraq and yea wanted to do something memorable.

    So I get there when it is still daylight and get a massage and the girl jacks me off. Then I have her continue to do it for another hour nut again in process. Then she is tired and sweaty so another chick takes over till I nut. Then another chick takes over and don’t nut. Then another chick takes over then nut. Continues until I spend a g.
    But yea constant fucking jacking for like 5 to 7 hours or so.
    I nutted 5 times. Forced nutting not natural because it got big. Just because they were manipulating it. No drugs used.
    When I left nobody was there but me.
    During that time they even had the head chick check my dick I guess they were worried lol
    But yea my shit was fucked lol
    and I was scared. Shit was swollen the fuck up and I was wondering if it was gonna work again for about a week.
    It went back to normal though.

    So I guess question would be how long does it take your dick to recover from the forced fucking.

    I have fucked 7 times naturally in a day and never had a problem with my dick not working the next day.

    Or I have fucked 5 times naturally in a day and never had a problem with my dick.

    You start force fucking all the time and will your shit still work for the guys who use it a lot?

    I would imagine better to fuck naturally unless yea there is a problem because I want my shit to work all the time.

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  131. on July 22, 2010 at 11:14 pm gunslingergregi

    I used to go down a street that had like 15 stands with viagra cialis viagra cialis.

    Now it is just cialis cialis

    So yea I would deduce that must be best one.

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  132. ur really living for the day and not tomorrow if u take shit thats gonna break ur dick that much earlier in life.

    coke heads tend to lose their dicks early. that is the main reason i wont do coke– more than the average hip-hop band.

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  133. greenlander, I have bought from that site. Granted it was for stuff I already had a valid prescription for, but that didn’t matter for ordering purposes. If I’d had any serious customs hassles I had that scrip to back me up. That’s why I recommend talking to a doctor first. I am not at all sure they can legally confiscate the goods if you have a valid prescription but fighting them doesn’t seem worth the hassle.

    You were probably unlucky. Customs cannot possibly check more than a fraction of the packages that come into the country. The better companies will ship with tracking and if it stalls in customs, many will reship at no charge or a nominal charge. Check their policies.

    Obviously not all companies are legitimate. These people took my order, charged my card, delivered the goods and left me alone. Even if a company won’t reship an occasional confiscated order, it is usually still worth it for the overall savings. (I don’t recall whether these people have such a policy or not.)

    One thing worth noting is that Mastercard will no longer process payments to overseas pharmacies. Visa still does, last time I checked. Too many fraudulent companies out there I suppose.

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  134. As an old guy, I think these drugs are very helpful.

    I don’t like Cialis. It gives me heart burn, which lasts for several days, as opposed to Viagra, which which wears off in about two days. These drugs are basically smooth muscle relaxants.

    You can buy these drugs online from US sources. Just fill out the online questionaire.

    An MD I know told me that lots of young men take these drugs to screw multiple women in one session.

    Life is good.

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  135. on July 23, 2010 at 12:00 am College Grad

    I think it was mentioned before, but I’ve heard from many of my friends that adderall is a good substitute for pills like Viagra and Cialis for someone who wants endurance and staying power during sex. While I’ve never used one for sex, it surely made a difference when pulling all-night cram sessions. Also, adderall and its other forms are very easy to get since the standards for obtaining a prescription are pretty lax.

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  136. Jay I wouldn’t fuck this “super cool super smart” whore with your dick. Run for the hills.

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  137. Gunslinger, that was some crazy shit, my friend.

    Update your blog.

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  138. While slightly off topic , a friend-associate of mine who is strongly Alpha and well educated ( has a PhD ) and has a well paying job recently confided in me that he has for some years now been taking Sustanon under the supervision of his doctor.
    Sustanon is oil-based injectable containing four different testosterone compounds.

    His rationale is this ; it makes him feel great , it keeps the flab off , keeps the muscles on and generally makes him look great for his age ( he is now 40 )
    He has already had kids so isn’t concerned about side-effects relating to fertility etc and its his abmition to fuck 1000 women in his lifetime.

    Furthermore , he would rather die fast and relatively young than linger around as an “old fart”.

    When you consider the alternatives, his way doesn’t seem all that bad.

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  139. Roissy talks about all the important stuff.

    Except two things:

    1. How to get your girlfriend to do a threesome
    2. How to get your girlfriend to do a sex tape

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  140. > Though I suspect as long as it’s more profitable to treat herpes etc, than it is to cure it, we won’t see a cure any time soon.

    That’s somewhat true. On the other hand, if your competitor already has a treatment on the market, which you cannot trump except by creating a cure, then at that point it does become profit-maximizing to create the cure.

    The thing is, it’s a total bitch to try to make biomedical advancements. It happens slow. There may well be a big advance this decade, or three. But any one given hoped-for advance is not really something you can conisder “more likely than not” to arrive this decade, next decade… ever, really.

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  141. on July 23, 2010 at 1:32 am gunslingergregi

    lol yea ok
    been posting like maniac maniac.
    thinking of taking all my old posts and making the journey of truth book.
    I think I am almost finished.

    And no you cannot will yourself to god.

    No matter how hard you try.

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  142. lol yea ok
    been posting like maniac maniac.
    thinking of taking all my old posts and making the journey of truth book.
    I think I am almost finished.

    And no you cannot will yourself to god.

    No matter how hard you try.

    What’s it going to be called, The Book of ADD Incoherent Tard?

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  143. Roissy,

    Did you take the 40 mg dose? You should take the 20 mg dose. You’re right it’s a game changer. A friend of mine reccomend me the blue one. I tried it and the first fuck lasted 25 minutes. The second one, almost 45. She came 5 times. it was such an experience.

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  144. @Jay
    sdaedalus, no, she’s not from Pennsylvania. Why, do you know some chick who eerily fits the description?

    Not really, just that new Irish boyfriends seem to be cropping up in this area of the blogosphere a lot. For the sake of clarity, may I say that there’s no evidence whatsoever the lady I’m thinking about fits any part of your description other than the sleeping in the same bed as ex boyfriends thing, this may be a Pennsylvania custom, I don’t know enough about the US to know.

    I’m sure a lot of women do, in this big bad world of profligate whoredom.

    No doubt. But you should really get tested for those two other things you mention. It really is not fair to the women you sleep with otherwise. Also, without going into detail, there could be long-term consequences of genital warts, in particular, that you may need to keep an eye out for.

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  145. on July 23, 2010 at 2:45 am greatbooksformen

    lozlzozlzozlzozlzozz

    i remember when i took a quarter pill once it said 10:45 lzozlzozlzolzolozlozozolzozl

    we had been fucking for 15 minutes

    but then i saw the calendar

    holy moly!

    we had been fucking for a year and fifteen minutes!!!

    lzozlozlzlozzozozo

    here’s toby keith takiun some viagra lzolzlozzl he’s gonna need it for da second twin lzozlzl

    she’s fugly zlzollz

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  146. I tested the V brand (we are not mentioning it in order to stay out of spam filters, correct) but it caused my heart to beat too fast…making the whole experience not so hot for me as opposed to her.

    The following is a Must-Read.

    Dirk Benedict, who played Lt Starbuck on the original Battlestar Gallactica and Faceman on the original A-Team, talks about how Hollywood executives (the suits) tried their best to stop him from portraying his characters as Alpha = Loveable Womanizers. Feminists controlled the executives or were the executives. They were simply not amused and tried to ignore the fact that the characters he played were well liked by the audiences.

    He says the suits believed the TV audience needed to be fed the radical feminist idea of how the world should be:

    http://www.dirkbenedictcentral.com/home/articles-readarticle.php?nid=5

    Here is more discussion of this over at the Happier Abroad forum:

    http://happierabroad.com/phpBB2/viewtopic.php?t=8083

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  147. on July 23, 2010 at 3:32 am The Rational Male

    L-Arganine DEFINITELY produces a response down below, but Cialis will turn you into a fucking freight train. For a couple of days, minimum.

    I have had two, maybe three women COMPLAIN after I have used it.

    “You don’t need that stuff! You’re a beast without it”

    I guess I’ll take that as a compliment…..

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  148. on July 23, 2010 at 3:44 am gunslingergregi

    Naa just how to let it all go.

    And know that people gonna do what they gonna do.

    People gonna get fucked how they are gonna get fucked.

    Just save yourself cause ain’t nobody else worth saving.

    The ones who are gonna go out hard are gonna go out hard without any input.

    I just need closure on the us and just worry about me.

    The west is getting to bad to even want to look at just never ending loads of crap.

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  149. If its one girl to have, its one that will fuck night and day like that. Rock on Roissy

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  150. on July 23, 2010 at 6:43 am alcestiseshtemoa

    Nothing to do with the topic at hand nonetheless — http://www.thinkinghousewife.com/wp/2010/07/do-wives-drive-men-to-pornography/

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  151. Just adding that I never slept with this chick, but she did suck me off.

    I’ve heard that if a person has one type of herpes, e.g. type 1 (coldsore), then they’re less likely to have type 2, and vice versa – something to do with the antibodies or some shit.

    She never had a coldsore in her life. So, I felt somewhat safe about blowjobs, but in retrospect maybe I was a little too lax about it.

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  152. One picture that explains how women think and how they should be treated.
    —–

    This ad—from VPN/WAN access router company Viprinet—says: “Redundancy Creates Security”. I don’t know about you, but I would get a kernel panic in a situation like this.

    http://gizmodo.com/5594178/this-is-how-german-tech-companies-advertise-their-products

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  153. Let me straighten some of you guys out on one thing. Cialis doesn’t delay orgasm. Lexapro does that. It is a miracle drug in that regard. Do some web searches.

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  154. There’s always a price to pay for drug use. I wouldn’t touch that stuff with a ten foot pole (pun intended).

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  155. Chinese men shouldn’t need enhancers because their women don’t get frumpy.

    Laura…am I understanding that you only ALLOW your husband 5 minutes…that’s messed up. Is he cheating yet?

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  156. ONE-ITIS Question to PUAs:

    I understand and agree with the theory discouraging PUAs from developing “one-itis” in working their game. But messy life often does not conform with neat theory. Most men do develop specific targets due to scarcity, whether its the cute girl at work, class, church, or gym.

    When a guy has a particular girl in mind in such a situation, do the same rules of game apply? Should a guy neg, push/pull, demonstrate social proof, escalate aggressively? Or should it be toned down a bit, given that the guy is likely to have repeated interactions with the girl in the future?

    I know some PUAs have to had relationships with girls that they met/knew through their non-clubbing life. And I bet oftentimes they didn’t try to number or f close within the first few days of meeting them. But is the game so internalized that it is always on, regardless of the situation or female, or is there a work-version of alpha male that they use during the day?

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  157. You fucked her for two hours straight?

    I hope at least you turned on the TV so she didn’t have to stare at the ceiling counting cracks while you were busy playing Marathon Man.

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  158. I understand and agree with the theory discouraging PUAs from developing “one-itis” in working their game. But messy life often does not conform with neat theory

    My formerly o m e g a friend Mike’s been doing great with Game but yesterday I had to ounsel him on exactly that question. His nascent game has been flagging, and he’s in the dumps. A girlfriend is breaking up wiht him, and he can’t let her go or disengage his emotions from her to remediate things via asshole game, because she’s “special.”

    I told him she’s not special.

    He asked me then, “PA, I see where you’re coming from about oneitis, but how do you reconcile that with you loving your wife and in a sense having a ‘oneitis’ for her?”

    I told him: “look at all the girls at this gym. All the girls at the mall, at work, at college campuses. Not one of them is special. They are all just walking pussies. Why? because not one of those girls loves you. Only a girl who loves you is special. And if she no longer loves you and cares for you, she is once again relegated to the ranks of all the generic girls at work, malls, colleges.”

    [editor: a very good answer.]

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  159. The thing about Big Pharma, disease, and cures, is that all those diseases for which there are cures, have been cured. The more persistent diseases that don’t have cures, or for which cures haven’t been found yet, haven’t been cured, but have sometimes been treated. Just because a disease exists doesn’t mean there is a cure for it.

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  160. @Jay, what exactly was the attraction? Jesus.

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  161. Gx says, “Is not that. Guys have a limit on how many thrusting and eyaculation they can make.

    We are human. We have limits. We can push and modify those limits, but we can’t just overcharge the engine without burning it.

    Ask any athlete.”

    Just as some athletes are better at some sports than others, some guys can shag longer.

    Some guys are sprinters and some marathoners. If you’re a sprinter, work for efficiency, and get with a woman who’s more clitoral than vaginal.

    If you get hold of a woman who is vaginally/extended clitorally orgasmic, and you can’t go for an hour, buy some toys or get really good with your hands. There really isn’t anything that does what penetration does.

    Sarah, for women who actually like the sex part of sex, the time flies, and you don’t even notice it until you start coughing because you’re dehydrated.

    You just have to be with the right guy.

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  162. Revelino–

    1. How to get your girlfriend to do a threesome

    Have a D/s relationship with your gf.

    It really helps if she’s young and hot. Not super young by this blog’s standards (well I’m a relatively older guy for these parts) necessarily but definitely hot, confidant and in shape. You can do a lot to make her confidant. Encourage her to dress sexily and even a little risque in an elegant way at times, and flirt w/other men to a point, getting their attention and obvious indications of desiring her.

    Then encourage her in bi curiosity. Probably from the point of view of her switching her usual role and being kinda (or a lot) domme with a target girl. In a subtle way at first. This also helps in getting her to want to go after hot girls younger than her.

    Then sell the idea of partners in crime, you and her. Seducing together. Her taking the initial lead, making the choice (with your veto). But no real lesbos. That’s totally out. only another bi curious girl, and not one over on the lesbo side.

    I can’t emphasize enough how toxic a lesbian would be. Some of the hot lesbian tops masquerade as bi, to get bi curious girls. In fact any girl putting out a topping vibe is best avoided. There’s a very good chance a lesbo will try to steal your honey from you and/or undermine your relationship. In this toxic uber feminist world they get off on just screwing men over, including alpha men. Lesbos should be shot, or at the least shunned and humiliated, the man haters.

    So at first it might be just the two of them, getting intimate, conspiring to make you jealous/turn you on, while you watch their flirtations, kissing and progressions. Then you reassert ownership of your gf, by kissing her, maybe sexing her. Not necessarily to completion. Better not often. Then attention to new girl.

    Through it all the key element is your being alpha and having hand, and that you’re partners in crime on this w/your gf.

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  163. @Priceless crotch goblins

    I’ve noticed that not ONE man on this blog has come forward with his STD results.

    Hmmmmm.

    Telling?

    I don’t think we’re used to discussing this with people we’re not shagging. But here you are for fun’s sake.

    I’ve been tested regularly. I had a bacterial infection once, but it was dealt with toute de suite. No viruses, which are the ones you need to worry about. No end of yeast infections, which just made me smell bad. Vigorous sex can produce that.

    Nice to play safe.

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  164. @Riveleno, how to get your gf to do a threesome.
    Step 1, decide you don’t want your gf liking men anymore, and would prefer she go become a les.
    Step 2…?

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  165. Sidewinder,

    I’m not a PUA but I can still say something about your question.

    Game for men, properly understood, consists of knowledge about the dynamics of male-female attraction and the practical effectiveness of techniques to build this attraction. As a body of knowledge, it is morally neutral, and can be used “for good or for evil” (meaning, to better present yourself to a girl you like with the intention of a facilitating a genuine relationship, or to manipulate the psychology of a girl you want to get into bed but whom you intend NOT to have a real relationship with). Of course, this is an exaggerated and overly binary way of describing what is actually a continuum, and even the “manipulative” end of it is not morally reprehensible if the end result is something the girl would not regret (for example, if she is only looking for a quick fling but would only consider or enjoy such a fling with someone who can make her feel attracted).

    The situation you describe is not “one-itis” in the usual sense of the word used here. That word is supposed to denote an unhealthy belief that the woman being pursued is the only one the man pursuing her could possibly be happy with, because of some mystical connection he feels. You are dealing with a more practical issue that there is only one acceptable woman currently available to be pursued, with whom it would be unwise to take big risks because a rejection would seriously diminish one’s practical prospects in the near future.

    Game is always “on”, but there are very different flavors of it depending on how well you already know the woman to be gamed. If she is someone you are encountering regularly outside of dating/pickup venues, you obviously need to tone down the techniques intended to build immediate attraction, and focus more on presenting yourself in a way that will stand up to long-term scrutiny. But the overall principles of building attraction remain the same.

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  166. Renegade states, “I swore to myself never to take it again.”

    He’ll use it again. Beyond the age of 50, men are unable to maintain an erection while wearing a condom. He’ll either 1) use it again, or 2) enter the purulent, warty, ulcerated stratum of society.

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  167. on July 23, 2010 at 2:10 pm White Woman

    Chateau is over 50?

    [editor: no. anon is saying that i’ll resort to using the pill when i hit 50. i don’t think so, but you never know. personally, young women are a better erection inducer than any pill.]

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  168. @ Polymath, PA

    Thanks for the comments.

    Polymath,

    As a general rule, regardless of what you seek to get out of the relationship with the girl, it seems to me that you typically want the girl to be sexually attracted to you, all things being equal. Even if you just want her to be a better secretary, or to give your dry cleaning priority, it seems like the default answer should be to utilize game principles to make the male/female dynamic work in your favor.

    But aren’t there some scenarios where you want to fall on your sword altogether and scrap game, especially as a married man? Like dealing with your sisters in law, your wife’s lifelong best friend, or a girl that you legitimately want to have a non-sexual friendship with…do you approach some of these situations from a more gender-neutral frame? Or does that just make you appear creepy, and its better to be the alpha, even if it makes the women uncomfortable?

    PA,

    Mentally/emotionally committing to your LT girlfriend or wife is definitely the ultimate example of one-itis, but I’m talking more about a single guy who picks targets that aren’t anonymous, that he has frequent contact with (probably the vast majority of relationships). Even in the pick-up atmosphere of a club or coffee shop, you’re still evaluating all targets and usually narrow it down to the one you want to expend your energy on. But I’m specifically talking about a work, school, church, group of mutual friends scenario where you have evaluated all possibilities and definitely have your eye on one girl in particular. It seems to me that you want to maintain alpha characteristics, but not push the hookup/kino/f close. But maybe not? Maybe if you know you really click with a particular girl you should go at it hard and fast, so as to not waste time if there’s no mutual interest?

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  169. qwithouttheu: “Lupo Leboucher – No way do most women expect two hours of straight banging. Foreplay and messing around… maybe.”

    You’re probably not 20 years old, right? A girl I was involved with a year ago told me a story about her last boyfriend who was considered “lame” for just pleasuring her for a half hour or so, at best. Apparently, her previous boyfriends were all capable of 3 hour heroics. I took cialis before I shagged her, of course.

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  170. Sidewinder,

    As a general rule, regardless of what you seek to get out of the relationship with the girl, it seems to me that you typically want the girl to be sexually attracted to you, all things being equal.

    Flip this — you would be happier interacting with attractive women rather than unattractive women, all other things being equal, so why not be attractive so the women you interact with will be happier?

    Even if you just want her to be a better secretary, or to give your dry cleaning priority, it seems like the default answer should be to utilize game principles to make the male/female dynamic work in your favor.

    But not directly — this is where “Inner Game” is important. You should have the principles internalized so you simply ARE a more attractive man — direct and conscious use of game should generally be limited to high-pressure situations like pickup attempts or initial interactions with a girl you would like to pursue.

    But aren’t there some scenarios where you want to fall on your sword altogether and scrap game, especially as a married man? Like dealing with your sisters in law, your wife’s lifelong best friend, or a girl that you legitimately want to have a non-sexual friendship with…do you approach some of these situations from a more gender-neutral frame? Or does that just make you appear creepy, and its better to be the alpha, even if it makes the women uncomfortable?

    With proper inner game you are not making anyone uncomfortable. It is never wrong to project genuine enjoyment and appreciation for a woman you are interacting with, or act in an “alpha” way if that is natural for you and does not involve acting like a jerk.

    The key is to be comfortable with the awareness of sexual energy without ever trying to “make something out of it”.

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  171. Sidewinder,

    But I’m specifically talking about a work, school, church, group of mutual friends scenario where you have evaluated all possibilities and definitely have your eye on one girl in particular. It seems to me that you want to maintain alpha characteristics, but not push the hookup/kino/f close. But maybe not? Maybe if you know you really click with a particular girl you should go at it hard and fast, so as to not waste time if there’s no mutual interest?

    This really depends on your own level of game. If you are confident in your own personality and feel that the main hurdle for building attraction with any girl is her getting to know you, then you should take your time and use game simply to avoid making beta-izing mistakes. If you think your chances are better if you try and build immediate attraction, for example if you have already got some IOIs or there are potential rivals you need to stay ahead of, or your best assets are looks and status, then go ahead more aggressively.

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  172. Chateau is over 50?

    he’s in his mid 40s.

    [editor: nope. subtract about ten years. a couple other proprietors are in their 20s.]

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  173. Polymath,

    Some of the first advice you gave me was regarding a married girl at my church who I wanted to get to know better. I had sensed some interested looks, and was also attracted to her. You probably don’t remember, but your advice to me was to wait until I was at a place where I felt I could comfortably talk with her without any fear of making serious marital mistakes. I followed your advice, and I tried to incorporate much of the advice I read on here.

    Here’s the update: the girl in question was talking with a friend, I approached and began speaking to both and then to the friend, turning my attention finally to the girl i was interested in. I maintained good eye contact, solid non-verbal, pretended not to remember the target’s name when speaking to her. And I think it worked. Add this to the list of real world demonstrations of game effectiveness.

    Girl was immediately slightly nervous, submissive, hanging on every word, and when we began talking about a book I was writing, she volunteered to email some research she had completed without solicitation and started looking in her purse for a pen to take down my email address. I was actually shocked at how effective these simple, mostly non-verbal, techniques worked.

    Here’s the problem: she hasn’t emailed or really talked to me since, to any appreciable degree. She continues to make eye contact with me, and it is uncomfortable. It is entirely possible that this is due to complete disinterest on her part and she thinks I’m after her, although being as objective as I can, I never asked her to do anything, or expressed any interest in her that could be interpreted as romantic or inappropriate. It would be an almost psychic-like preemptive strike for her to volunteer to email me, so that she could later flake and passive aggressively express disinterest. Maybe she’s uncomfortable because she lost my email address and feels bad for flaking, I can only guess.

    But if I had to bet money, I think there was a tingle, and instead of her being more comfortable in a friendship as a result of my decent impression, she’s on lockdown. She probably got home with the email address, thought about it and felt uncomfortable and embarrassed for volunteering such a generous offer to a guy (not her husband) that she doesn’t really know. (Plus she sees me with my wife and kids) So she flaked, and she really isn’t in any position to explain to me why she flaked, so now there is this awkward elephant in the living room thing. Maybe I’m engaged in wishful, ego-saving thinking, but I really don’t care what the source of the tension is, I would just like it resolved.

    So this is my long-winded way of asking: what now? Is there anything I can do to get rid of this tension, whether the source of the tension is attraction or discomfort from an attempted rejection? My strategy thus far has been to try to say hi to her every Sunday, and she is friendly, but she’s obviously nervous talking to me one on one. Another part of me thinks I am the one being the big puss, and I should just be friendly but assertive in talking to her after the service and neg her on flaking on her offer?

    What do you think? Set up a tip jar and I’ll send you money. Thanks

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  174. on July 23, 2010 at 5:15 pm White Woman

    SideWinder..stupid question…why? Both married…sounds like a lot of potential for misery going that route? (unless your wife doesn’t mind, for some reason)

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  175. on July 23, 2010 at 5:16 pm White Woman

    oh yeah (and her husband doesn’t mind).

    What’s wrong with your marriage? Your wife? Can it be fixed…not trying to shame you…I guess I just see disaster ahead…

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  176. Sidewinder,
    Why do you care so much what some woman you hardly know thinks of you?

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  177. @ White woman and Laura,

    Great questions. On the surface, it is important to me because I really am interested in this person. I have unique interests and it is hard for me to find people that I can really connect with. I write music, I am an atheist who is very interested in philosophy and religion, I’m an ivy league professional school grad (although not really proud of this) and I live in the midwest.

    This girl plays guitar and is a wonderful singer. One of the selfish things I would like in a relationship with her is for her to sing on a couple songs I’ve written. She has a masters degree in religious studies, appears to be atheist or agnostic (Unitarian), and its apparent from her interactions that she is very intelligent. She is the only person, male or female, that I have met in the past 6 years (since moving to this area) that I feel I could connect with.

    If she were a guy, we would be friends, probably trying to find other musicians to put a band together. But she is not a guy, and the complexity of this situation is starting to cause me to ask deeper questions that really concern me.

    Is it just impossible for me to have any relationship with this girl? Is this the reality of being married? My wife is more attractive than she is, but my wife would instantly see her as a huge threat, and rightly so. If this is the new reality that I have to get used to, then its very depressing. If I can’t make friends with this person, that’s a pretty lonely outlook for me going forward.

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  178. @ whitewoman and laura,

    I guess its impossible to really know what another person’s marriage is like, but I’d rate my marriage as being pretty strong. My wife and I don’t have a lot in common, but either do my parents and they’ve been married 40 years. Our differences actually keep the sense of mystery alive, I think. We have shared priorities, good sexual chemistry and we get along pretty well. I don’t have any real complaints.

    I admit I’m pretty confused on this, but I do not want to divorce my wife or have a sexual relationship with this other person. But I’ve had enough experiences with women in my life to know that once a ball starts rolling, there comes a point where it can’t be stopped and you have to learn to prevent it from beginning to roll in the first place. The question is where do you draw that line? If I have to draw the line at the point that I can never be friends with someone like this, then I’ll live with it, but that is a definite loss. If its between that and my family, I’ll deal with it. But it is a sad thought going forward with the next 40 years of my life.

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  179. for people with good character there is no ball that can be set to rolling that you cannot stop

    if you want to do something do it–but don’t rationalize it as being inevitable

    this is an exact example of why the social mixing of married with members of the oppostie sex was a disaster for marriage

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  180. Sidewinder,

    If what you want is a platonic friendship with this women where she sings your songs, probably the best way to get that is to tell her so. Expect her to remain nervous and uncertain as long as you leave your intentions unstated.

    Likewise, if it’s important to you that your wife be okay with your having friendships with women, at an appropriate time you’ll have to sack up and tell her that’s the way it’s going to be.

    There are times in seduction when you shouldn’t make your intentions too explicit, but this just doesn’t sound like one of them.

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  181. on July 23, 2010 at 7:25 pm Badger Nation

    Jay,

    My simple advice is don’t do it. You know that old Valtrex ad with the girl canoeing, and saying to the camera, “I don’t let herpes slow me down!” and the dude is paddling away? I want to scream at the TV set “STOP dude! It’s not worth it!”

    I rest my case.

    Secondary case: if she’s got so many male friends and acquaintances, it’s very doubtful she can dedicate herself to just one man as a good LTR requires. You’ve already said she doesn’t meet your girlfriend criteria, so if you just want a fling why not have one who doesn’t have the herp.

    She may even be a poor candidate to get you hooked up with other girls (who don’t have the herp, birds of a feather), unless you can use her to prop girls neither of you have ever met.

    If she’s great fun and all the rest, hang out with her. But keep it platonic. Don’t pull the old “I’ll hang out with her a lot and hope she gets weak and gives me some poon.”

    I really don’t like feeling like I’m branding certain people as lepers…but if you don’t have it, and high-risk sex is not already a part of your lifestyle, there’s no reason to start now. I can’t speak from firsthand experience thank God so I’ll use the words of my doctor…”You don’t want it. It’s NOT worth it.”

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  182. on July 23, 2010 at 7:56 pm Badger Nation

    Sidewinder/polymath,

    “Some of the first advice you gave me was regarding a married girl at my church who I wanted to get to know better. I had sensed some interested looks, and was also attracted to her. You probably don’t remember, but your advice to me was to wait until I was at a place where I felt I could comfortably talk with her without any fear of making serious marital mistakes. I followed your advice, and I tried to incorporate much of the advice I read on here. ”

    Can either of you recall when/what thread that advice was? I’d be interested in reading it. I’m in a situation where good non-sexual relations with women are important and it’s critical to not come off like you’re hitting on anybody (aka a creeper).

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  183. Sidewinder,

    I don’t recall the original query, but I would not have recommended cheating.

    It is certainly possible for a man and a woman who find each other attractive to be friends and have a non-sexual relationship, if one or both of them are attached to others. But not every man and not every woman. What is deadly is not being honest with yourself about your intentions.

    This is an advanced form of LTR game, where you are confident enough of your commitment not to cheat that you can flirt or form close friendships with other women. But if your marriage is insecure or you are not getting a lot of sex and love at home, you can’t play this game without serious risks.

    It is sometimes difficult to make your intentions clear — if the other woman likes you but does not want to cheat, she may not trust you enough to be willing to risk a friendship. And if she does lean towards cheating with you, you had better be able to let her down easily and keep control.

    The most dangerous phase in an opposite-sex friendship is the first couple of months, when the “getting-to-know-you” engine is in high gear and you are “crushing”. It’s best to avoid situations which could easily lead to physical intimacy during that phase. After that intensity goes down, it is possible to have a close opposite-sex friendship and stay in control of yourselves. But again, you have to know yourself and your capacity to resist temptation. The acceptable boundaries are different for different people.

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  184. on July 24, 2010 at 2:48 am gunslingergregi

    Yea man if you mean to keep a promise not to cheat. Then yea it really doesn’t matter when woman throw themselves at your dick. Hell in iraq I was in a chicks room who just cooked me some steak and I hadn’t had sex with a chick in about 8 months. I told the woman I wasn’t gonna get with a chick for relationship in iraq so I didn’t fuck the pussy.
    Chicks would come up to me cooking steaks on a little grill outside my cube and yea would be throwing ioi’s out the ass.
    But yea nothing happened.
    Because sometimes it is good to practice some control of the nuts.
    Then yea when I tell my woman I am gonna fuck some other chicks I do.
    But if she requests I don’t and I tell her I won’t then I don’t.
    Talk to your wife about your feelings I think you may be surprized by what comes out.
    I mean tell her what you want out of chick but also what you fear or whatever.
    Like you said your gonna be with your wife for a long time.
    And when you die if you believe you are gonna go to some heaven and your wife is gonna be there too she is gonna know all the shit you were thinking anyway.

    Why yesterday I was just talking with my wife about that and why I tell her everything I do because I do hope that I can still chill out with my wife in some sort of afterlife because I really love her. I love spending time with her.
    If all the moviestars and porn actresses were hanging off my nuts it wouldn’t change that. If I became a trillionaire it wouldn’t change that. I told her that she is gonna know the shit I was thinking now or later more than likely. She knows she is my woman through whatever period.

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  185. @Sidewinder

    I agree with @PA that a woman is only special if she loves you.

    Give her zero pedestalization until she does.

    Your interaction with this married woman seemed to be a bit nervous and she would have picked up on that.

    Women can smell fear and they react fearfully to it.

    And that nervousness does come from “one-itis”.

    There isn’t any reason why you wouldn’t mutually exchange email addresses and cell phone numbers when she offered to help you with the book.

    Non-sexual relationships with attractive women are easy to set up and keep, even when you are married (or tied down). I view this blog for tips on getting more sex, not more friends.

    You seem to be saying she is the only *older* woman in your town whom you want to be friends with.

    Your presumed self-selection as being “too old” for the single 18-25 crowd is probably contributing to your “one-itis” for this married woman.

    Ignoring the younger crowd actually makes a man *less* attractive to their older female competitors.

    To cure the “one-itis” consider getting more shallow and confidently be every attractive woman’s friend. Be the mentor to the college bound crowd and the go-to man for college students looking for career advice. The older women will find you more attractive (and the prospect of a friendship with you less scary) when they see college students asking you for advice and going to lunch with ou at the diner to talk about your book.

    It is “one-itis” if you say “but she’s more interesting because she’s in her 30s”. I’d imagine there’s an Ivy-league bound 18 year old in your town who is more interesting than she is.

    Consider living in a college town like I do.

    Buy the DVD “Mr. Holland’s Opus”. Be that guy. The older women in your town will start stalking you if they see the younger women looking to you for advice.

    Polymath and I are in our late 40s but – judging from what I’ve read from him – we’ll interact confidently with single women 18-25 if they happen to be the best game in town. I’d do this even if I wasn’t physically attracted to women in that age group, because it makes it so dealing with women 25+ involves no nervousness.

    Sure, older women are more interesting. My main squeeze is 29.

    But I’ve got the genes of my great-uncle who died of a heart attack in his 70s from strenuous exertion in a sorority house.

    Because he aimed low (in age) he was pursued by women of all ages.

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  186. Hot tip: A woman’s birthday is a great day to move on her.

    This is often a day when the biological clock makes a lurch forward in her mind.

    Yesterday was a female friend’s 26th birthday.

    She didn’t arrange to be with other friends or family because she needed a different kind of “validation”. We’d only been friends up to that point.

    A good neg to any woman would be “When’s your birthday. Let’s celebrate when it comes.”

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  187. Thank you for the reply, Badger – advice heeded.

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  188. Come on, Roissy, what about the PUSSY FARTS?
    After 15 minutes of heavy air pumping, you got have a lot.
    Would like to see a post about them. Poooooooommmm !

    I don’t see why to be a mechanical slave for a woman. Nothing is better than 15 minutes of thrusting, a nice natural orgasm and go read a book or play a video game. Repeat if necessary.

    If she wants hours of orgasms, go buy a dildo.

    But I see a hint of sadism there. “I am attracted to you, universal female ideal, but see how I can beat you senseless. I win”. Not worth it.

    A curiosity: if a woman gets too much air pressure on the womb’s wall, she can have an embolism (air goes into the blood) and die. Can you imagine it?

    [editor: true, after two hours fucking, you can really build up some impressive queefs in a chick. embolism from banging? now that’s alpha.]

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  189. Gunny, I don’t know what happened to you during your hiatus but you have been killing on these recent threads.

    My wife knows about my feelings about other women in general but not specifically; but she can appreciate the way that energy is redirected to her. She normally doesn’t even notice other men, though she admitted that she found watching World Cup soccer very enjoyable because of certain players….

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  190. “They’re ten bucks a pop, but since you’re a newb I’ll spot you on this first one.” Zeets dropped the blue pill in my hand. “Just enjoy it, man. You’ll never look back.” I could’ve sworn I caught Zeets rubbing his hands together. Was he my pusher?

    He gives the kids free samples because he knows full well/
    That today’s young innocent faces will be tomorrows clientele/

    The Old Dope Peddler
    Tom Lehrer
    1958

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  191. Lets not lose sight of the fact that not all women want to be pounded for hours on end.

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  192. The game changer in many respects would be a safe , reliable and low on side-effects contraceptive medication for men.

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  193. Doug1
    evolutionary–
    where have you found is the best place to get your Epimedium? It sounds interesting

    Oh you so don’t need any of those pills doug.

    My brother-in-law had such a bad case of genital warts he had to have his sphincter operated on (he had a bunch of them in his poop chute and it made every bowel movement unbearable).

    Sweet mother of jesus, how is that even possible.

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  194. on July 25, 2010 at 9:24 am Gunslingergregi

    ””’on July 24, 2010 at 11:13 am polymath
    Gunny, I don’t know what happened to you during your hiatus but you have been killing on these recent threads.

    My wife knows about my feelings about other women in general but not specifically; but she can appreciate the way that energy is redirected to her. She normally doesn’t even notice other men, though she admitted that she found watching World Cup soccer very enjoyable because of certain players….

    ””’
    wtf I am always killing it but yea right now I am actually living the culmination of a hypothesis I had many moons ago that if I applied myself to real life like I applied myself to video games I could get to point where I would have bills paid house and a woman to wait on me hand and foot.
    I didn’t realize it was gonna be a woman that loved me he he he
    My hypothesis was correct and I am living that now but won’t last forever at this point. I am gonna have to work again eventually but yea then will just rinse repeat and be done again permenant.

    She was getting you back a little he he he

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  195. Polymath,

    Your original advice did not in any way encourage infidelity. In fact, you advised that I wait until I was no longer nervous/infatuated with this girl, and then approach for friendship while maintaining alpha frame. This is exactly what I did. It may have worked too well.

    I am finding it very difficult to approach this girl for friendship where there appears to be mutual attraction, and where I don’t see the girl regularly enough for there to be natural rapport. I have friends who are attractive girls, but it didn’t require any active approaching on my part to become friends. We either work together, or hang in the same circles, or they are my wife’s friends or buddies’ wives. This is a unique situation because I only see this girl for a couple hours on Sunday, and we really are complete strangers with no mutual friends outside the church. I’m finding it harder to approach and establish a friendship than it would be for me to just hit on her. I think there’s too much mutual “what’s he/she thinking? what’s he/she think about me?” going on.

    It could just be in my own head, I don’t know, but I can’t think of any other explanation why she wouldn’t be reciprocating in seeking to get to know me as a friend. I made about as solid an approach as I am capable, and she initially reacted enthusiastically as if we would start talking, but then she flaked. Either she thinks I suck for any number of reasons and was just being polite in offering to help with the research, or she doesn’t feel comfortable in talking to me. If its the latter, I’m wondering what I can do (that I haven’t done already) to take the tension out of the situation so that we might be friends.

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  196. Jerry,

    Thanks for the comments. You are completely right in diagnosing this as “one-itis.” It clearly is and I realize this. But it isn’t your typical romantic one-itis. I honestly want a friendship with this girl, and while on an honest level I’d love to f her, I have no interest in having an adulterous relationship with her or jeopardizing my family in any way.

    A couple points of clarification:

    The girl in question is 25 and I am relatively young (30s). I didn’t think her offer to email me her research was inappropriate at all, and was very generous. I was surprised that she was that eager to help and correspond further. Also, while I’m not the most socially skilled, my approach and interaction with her is really the best I am capable of. I know I am expressing anxiety over this now, but at the time I wasn’t the slightest bit nervous and could have cared less what her reaction was. I was very pleased and surprised how maintaining a dominant frame could make that kind of difference.

    Because she was so friendly and generous, and we have a lot in common and are close in age, I am puzzled with her subsequent flaking. I’m only guessing that she felt embarrassed after-the-fact, and I have no way of knowing what she’s thinking. But my gut tells me that she isn’t the flake type. Hopefully the reason isn’t because I’ve somehow tripped her “creep” sensors, but again, I didn’t ask for her to email me anything, or to do anything at all.

    I just want to know what I can do to diminish the tension. If she thinks I am a creep, how can I mitigate this impression? If she has sexual interest towards me, how can I best get her comfortable with the idea of being friends? If she just thinks I suck generally, then I’m probably SOL. Thanks again.

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  197. on July 25, 2010 at 1:55 pm White Woman

    Sidewinder – I understand “looking for soul mates” and people who share my interests. I’m “different” and have the same issue sometimes. I think there are probably creative ways to create the fellowship you’re looking for. The internet provides some avenues or course and I’m sure one could build from there.

    This also could be a “grass is greener” scenario where you are imbuing this woman with qualities she may even have…or she may not even be a nice person at all…I guess I’m saying I would be careful about pedestalizing someone you don’t even really know…especially when the price could be very high.

    Others here have offered excellent advice as well.

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  198. Sidewinder,

    It sounds to me like she flaked because she realized she wasn’t sure of your intentions, or else that she wasn’t sure of her own and doesn’t want to risk an affair.

    The difficulty you have is in conveying to her that you find her an interesting person completely independent of any desire to fuck her (it is OK to have that desire, but she has to understand that that is not the main motivator for you wanting to get to know her better).

    Just be cool, don’t act offended, have normal conversations, eventually you will have a chance to bring up the subject she flaked on in a low-pressure situation. Simply retreating and avoiding her is a bad idea, it will confirm for her that you aren’t interested in her as a person.

    Friendships are precious things, worth effort in pursuing, but they are also low-pressure compared to romantic relationships, so you should feel less urgency. If you think you have a real connection with her, and you are also confident you can smoothly deflect or redirect any sexual tension, there’s nothing wrong with pursuing a friendship. Building rapport is the first step, you have to just be a normal person with her and if there is compatibility there it will become apparent.

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  199. on July 25, 2010 at 10:04 pm almost 40 year old virgin

    That was really amusing!

    Sounded a bit like a giant waste of time, but that´s just me I guess. Heh.

    Marathon fucks, the other type of workout. Impressive staying power, btw.
    Not the dingus(obviously) but the rest of your body.
    Doubleplus good. 😉

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  200. on July 25, 2010 at 10:15 pm almost 40 year old virgin

    Oh and VERY good call on staying off of it. Though I suspect somebody that puts such a high value on this act will have a hard time with it.

    I heard in interviews that the porn dicks have to up the dosage with regular use.
    I guess Brain aneurysm will become the new porn star killer.

    Talk about fucking yourself to death.

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  201. @Sidewinder

    I didn’t see where you explained how you went up to her and said “Hey, the books coming along just fine” (Wait for her answer including apology + timeline for sending you the material followed by) “I may have to unblock your email address from my spam filter. What is it?”

    If she won’t give you her email address, she isn’t planning on sending you anything and is just a messed up little fruitcake who never deserved your time.

    But she probably would give it to you if you were totally confident and she’d seen you advising younger women.

    Her being at church seems to have caused you to pedestalize her more than other women, which is a shame because I’ve found the most mentally disturbed women on Earth go to protestant churches regularly.

    Plus, many women who are marriage-material to one man, will clam up with other men. One of my main girlfriends would be a case in point: She won’t let other men get to know her because she is so devoted to me.

    This woman could be great marriage material but she may have really decided to be devoted only to her husband and not develop other relationships. You may have to get to know her husband to get accepted into the family.

    I’ve done that before. It was awkward. The husband inviting me over to a BBQ where she cooked…she opened up to me a lot as a friend because of that. If friendship is all you really want, going through the hubby will do it.

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  202. Obviously, in that last point, you have to be both the husband and wife’s friend. Husbands really like developing friendships and inviting guys over for beers and a pork chops on the grill. This is the way to also be best friends with everyone’s wife as well. You’re everyone’s best friend.

    This gets you to be a trusted member of the community. Their college age daughters then gravitate to you. They will have sisters and cousins dropping by their houses as well. Your social exposure with pre-selection will snowball.

    If you weren’t already married, you’d be getting date offers a lot from the sisters, friends and relatives who just happen to show up when you are there (your friends secretly called them to say “this guy is terrific, get over right away on the excuse of needing your Tupperware back”.

    I have nothing but praise for the concept of heading over to some married guy’s house to watch sports on a Saturday. A few phone calls behind your back and the place will be crawling with women. I spur this on by saying “See that girl in the commercial – that is my type”. The man usually then answers “My wife’s single best friend looks like that! Hmmm”.

    Married guys like you will become trusted confidants of these men’s wives. If something goes wrong in the marriage, they may turn to you.

    And then don’t get me started on the surprise things that can happen. You and your wife can become best friends with another couple and then they invite you into the hot-tub after the BBQ meal to drink a few more beers and look at the stars.

    All innocent fun of course.

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  203. White woman,

    Good call on the “grass is greener” admonition. That’s kind of why I’d like to break through this ice, so that my brain will stop trying to fill in all the blanks (as to who she is) in an idealized way. Hopefully once I get to know her and her quirks/faults, it won’t be difficult to interact with her going forward. The current uncertainty as to what she may be thinking is insanity.

    I believe that the resolution requires that I get to know her. Chances are, it will result in me having a more realistic impression of her, and the tension will resolve itself. In the unlikely event we hit it off so strongly that one or other starts thinking “soulmates” stuff, then that is the point to start drawing solid lines and/or cut off all communication. But it is very premature to put up fences at this point, IMO.

    This is why I approached her in the first place to talk about my book ideas: to disarm the situation. Everything seemed to go great, but there is now evidentially a roadblock in that she never followed up like she said she would. And I haven’t asked her about it in over a few weeks now, so i’ve probably added even more tension by not asking her about it.

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  204. Polymath,

    Thanks again for your time and thoughts. I will continue to play it cool with her, and not make any assertive moves/requests of her. Being that we only interact for about 1-3 minutes a week, I don’t see much likelihood of a friendship developing because if she isn’t comfortable in sending me an email, there is really no other harmless avenue for us to communicate that I can think of. I’m afraid that any further action on my part would come across as beta try-hard, which would sound off her creeper alarms even louder than they may be going off now. She has to make the next move if she’s interested in a friendship at any deeper level than our current superficial acquaintance status. Thanks again.

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  205. Sex over about twenty minutes starts to get boring for me at least. I’ll wrap it up and bust a nut. If a woman is going to come, she will bust the first nut in about ten minutes. The rest of the time is to drive the point home with a series of orgasms. Its fine to go longer on occassion to make a point, but if its a steady girl, not really necessary. More frequency is better combined with about 20 minute sessions. Its all about the O and more is better with them, for men too.

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  206. Back when i was living in a place i shouldn’t of been living we would dissolve about a point (100mg) of crystal into a bottle of water. Sip on that during the night, pass some off to the girl and it would guarantee a long long night. keep it by the bed just in case. The effect on women was priceless. Granted those were under slightly different conditions then most peoples lives. Where this type of thing was almost acceptable.

    If you maintain and erection over 4 hours you will suffer vascular damage. This is not a good thing. Cut your doses down. Apparently some classify the erection as “unnaturally hard and won’t go away” but given the state of my penis after a night on… bruised… purple…. i really don’t think anyone should rationalize the risk away. As for all the supplements and herbal things i don’t think they are worth the money. Who knows if the “Extracts” you have bought contains the actives? if the chinese company that exported it actually treated the samples properly?

    If you want better erections goto the gym, lose the excess fat. Fat is metabolically active and promotes estrogen activity. Eat a lot of real food, get your blood pressure down, your blood vessel walls less stiff. It’ll do your cock the world of good.

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  207. a necessity for me is

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  208. Angelina? Is it really you?

    [if it is, I am so sorry for the comments re. Brad’s scraggy beard on a previous post]

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  209. Have you tried Cabergolin/Dostinex?

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