Enraged Asian Rioter Meme

Following in the lineage of Roosh’s “Typical American Woman” meme (which feminists infiltrated and menstruated all over), here is my contribution to the art form. It’s a Friday. Knock yourself out adding captions to this Pulitzer-worthy photo. I’ll post the best memes on the blog over the weekend.





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  1. RIOTING?

    SAFE FOR OMEGAS TO PRETEND THEY HAVE TESTICLES.

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  2. on June 17, 2011 at 3:33 pm Polichinello

    I’ll stick with my original caption.

    Harrumph.

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  3. Just Stanley Cup?
    Why no win Lombardi Trophy?

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  4. All your base are belong to me!

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  5. Beta?

    Omega!

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  6. @Cadnerd
    “All your base are belong to me!”

    ???
    Your humor is still in the freezer? You need to thaw it out some more. hehe!!

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  7. on June 17, 2011 at 4:07 pm Polichinello

    Fuck you, TIGER MOM!!!

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  8. on June 17, 2011 at 4:08 pm Polichinello

    Oh, if you want an oldie:

    MO-O-ORTAL KOMBAT!!

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  9. http://www.quickmeme.com/meme/3wph/

    Where’s the main meme link to see all the entrants? Weird it’s not displaying.

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  10. I gotta say, photo is still funny on the 20th viewing.

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  11. This is my humble contribution:

    http://qkme.me/3wpg

    http://qkme.me/3wpj

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  12. Here is my attempt:

    http://qkme.me/3wrq

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  13. I’m just going to leave this here…

    http://www.quickmeme.com/memes/3wpx/

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  14. “menstruated all over” ??
    I miss Roissy.

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  15. http://www.quickmeme.com/meme/3wsb/

    What’s the name of this meme? Doesn’t show up on “Newest”. Would help in finding other entries.

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  16. “Where’s the main meme link to see all the entrants? Weird it’s not displaying.”

    this

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  17. It would be an instant classic if he was wearing a Virginia Tech t-shirt.

    Frustrated Asians are very dangerous.

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  18. ok off my lazy ass…

    http://qkme.me/3wts

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  19. “You’re always glued to your phone when you’re with me, my love.”

    http://www.quickmeme.com/meme/3wty/

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    • Yeah, well, fuck civilization, morals and anything but being a destructive animal, you know.

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    • on June 19, 2011 at 2:45 pm My Name Is Jim

      So to summarize her article, women are primed to take the alpha seed, get preggers, and then stick the bills to the beta who loves her. Yawn, we knew that.

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  20. I vote for Raliv: true and funny

    My take: http://www.quickmeme.com/meme/3wv9/

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  21. OMG, Maciano FTW @ 6:05!

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  22. Another one, this shit is too funny: http://www.quickmeme.com/meme/3wxw/

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  23. An obvious one:

    http://qkme.me/3wye

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  24. Ohhhh…so suddenly addicted to memes…target number one…

    …SCUMBAG GIRL –> http://www.quickmeme.com/meme/3wyy/

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  25. I look like that guy 😦

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  26. I am that guy. This shit is not cool.

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  27. on June 17, 2011 at 10:32 pm Commander Shepard

    Off topic but have any of you seen this? CR’s worldview is spreading to HuffingtonPost. of all places. The times are changing.

    http://www.huffingtonpost.com/vicki-larson/picking-the-wrong-mate_b_873044.html

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  28. Beautiful song from ‘The Tree of Life’: [Tweet]

    If you liked that Zbigniew Preisner composition, you may also like this. Preisner/Kieslowski collaborations are worth taking a look at.

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  29. on June 17, 2011 at 11:04 pm William Hung

    My major is civil engineering, but I wanna make rioting my living!

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  30. Strange how there is no link to the main meme gallery, and it doesn’t show up in the meme list either? Anyone found the main link?

    In the meantime, here’s mine:
    http://www.quickmeme.com/meme/3wqt/

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  31. Where’s the main page for this meme? Some of these are hilarious!

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  32. When black guys riot, it’s just one column in a newspaper. When Asian guys riot, it’s a meme.

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  33. This isn’t funny: it’s racist.

    You people should be ashamed of yourselves.

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  34. THIS. IS. SPARTA!!!

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  35. I’m not someone for sour grapes or anything, but it’s always annoying and slightly cringe-worthy when people who aren’t really that creative try to be.

    I guess I’m spoiled by the goons.

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  36. Allow me to add my “lovin’ spoonful” of humor: http://www.quickmeme.com/meme/3xrd/

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  37. Shit! i see somebody else was going in the sam direction ,so lemme try this: http://www.quickmem.com/mem/3xro/

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  38. Some white guy took my woman.

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  39. Hilarious!

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  40. example of aloof alpha causing hamster spinning ftw

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  41. Actually, haven’t seen this yet: http://www.quickmeme.com/meme/3xwh/

    I think I win.

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  42. ITT: The Chateau fails to grasp the basic law of memes: meme-forcing threads should never contain the word “meme”.

    [Editor: mybad.*

    metameme!]

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  43. You mad bro?

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  44. on June 18, 2011 at 6:10 pm Killer Instinct

    This skinny kid would get his ass kicked in the hood. I’m tired of these SWPLs and their counterparts trying to feign toughness. Toughness is the earned mark of a hard life, and these idiots deserve nothing less than utter mockery.

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  45. Ahem…

    Getting back on a more important topic. The nature of women.

    Follow this link below. Article on divorce for the upper middle class woman. For the reflective mind, there is a lot of important information.

    Note firstly it is in the Fashion and Style section. What the h*ll? Breaking up a family in the style section?

    Note the total lack of male voices. All about women and their endless needs. No mention of males doing wrong. No mention of male needs. They do mention female infidelity. The women are complaining that there is more shame now, in the upper middle class, to divorcing. Imagine. Getting shunned for cheating on your husband and destroying your family. Imagine being held accountable for your actions!!! That’s for men! Note too how divorce is infectious among woman.

    Nothing in this article contradicts any of the most “misogynist”, aka, realistic, depictions of married female behavior on this blog site.

    http://www.nytimes.com/2011/06/19/fashion/how-divorce-lost-its-cachet.html?_r=1&hpw

    Getting laid: Good.
    Getting married: Bad

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    • Finally realizing that divorce is a bad thing, eh? I wish my ex-wife had had that sink in (or, at least, read this article) before deciding “I want someone who’s happy all the time” like we all should normally be manic or come with Prozac.

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  46. Oh. About making fun of angry Asians. Not a good idea.

    They are the most violent gangs in the country (USA), I believe. At least on the West Coast, or so I have read. Those guys are serious bad assess.

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  47. on June 18, 2011 at 8:46 pm Killer Instinct

    Gramps, I think you might need a bit of reeducation on American gangs. The worst gang in America and based largely out of Southern California is M13, a Hispanic group that was originally formed by fugitives from El Salvador. Follow this up with the infamous Crips and Bloods, and perhaps the most violet of all gangs, the Aryan Brotherhood, which is masterminded behind the bars our maximum security prisons.

    Now, as we move into Japan and parts of urban China, the underground mafias that operate are quite scary–wealthy off of drug trade money and violent as all hell. Asians in North America are, however, another matter completely. The vast majority are very wealthy, and would fit nicely into SWPL category. They populate academia, science, engineering and even journalism–but they are far from tough. Most live in very sheltered conditions, confined in the bubbles of academics and economic gain. This is all fine and good, and there is no need to have a problem with it. But to pose as a hard rioter? To pose as man who has been molded the harshness of poverty and violence? It deserves scorn and mockery.

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  48. Put this dorky kid in a Korean army uniform (either ROK or DPRK) and suddenly he’s pretty fucking scary.

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  49. PA, you mean that PLA are just fluffy puppies? I dunno, Vietnamese seem to think so, but I suspect a bit of bravado, though they did beat their hide once or twice.

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  50. I am beta, hear me roar!

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  51. http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1369743/Gurkha-fought-Taliban-awarded-Gallantry-Cross.html

    http://www.dailymail.co.uk/debate/article-1296136/As-Gurkha-disciplined-beheading-Taliban-Thank-God-side.html

    why you hating for? always got more respect for asians than niggers, no matter how tough or ghetto you think they are. They not doing shit cept killing eachother, acting tough and selling poor quality drugs. Basically doing everything thats rapped about, but poorly.

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  52. Can we please have a post about SlutWalks? Why is it that in all the video and pictures of all these protests around the world, I haven’t noticed one woman attractive enough for me to even remotely want to fuck? Is there a connection between lesbians and the “Slutwalk” movement that they aren’t telling us about? Why are most of these chicks, at least in English-speaking countries, chunky cunts with orange and blue spikey hair? I thought sluts were girls who at least tried to be hot to the opposite sex.

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  53. Completely off-topic – sorry – but look at this repellent Facebook “group”:

    Sums up many things, IMO.

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  54. Still wondering why, when i went to quickmeme, I can’t find all these entries? Did that dude hack the site?

    even under search “rioter” there only shows around three of them.

    Any reason?

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  55. Someone had to do it…
    http://www.quickmeme.com/meme/3z9j/

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