The Eternal Shallowness Of Men With Options

As any man who’s been with a number of women will tell you, every woman has a bad day down there occasionally. It isn’t an STD issue (unless you are screwing a conspicuous skank). It might be diet or her cycle or the flu or incomplete showering, women just have those days when they aren’t as “fresh” in their doodle-cave. The musty, organic smell, to a normal man’s nose, is unmistakeable, and quite nauseating — like a devil’s recipe of Roquefort cheese, sweaty armpits, compost and ear wax. If she hasn’t thoroughly scrubbed her ass crack clean, the shit smell on top of everything else will make your stomach turn.

Needless to say, this is bad for the boner business.

I had been with a girl for a couple months, and she was turning out to be everything I aim for in a lover — sweet-natured, averse to attention whoring, cute, well-groomed, eager to please (in all ways), charmingly affectionate, supportive, compassionate, apolitical, anti-feminist (in action if not necessarily in claimed beliefs), socially adept with my friends, able to slow down and enjoy life without feeling that incorrigible SWPL urge to “do something”, and a damned fine cook. And her cooking wasn’t the equivalent of the TV dinner especiales; she used ingredients in her food. Bonus: I never once saw her wear flip-flops.

One evening, after a very good home-cooked meal, we tumbled into bed. She liked to finish up doggy style, reveling in the complete surrender of her body to my animalistic poundings. The lights were low, but not so dim I couldn’t feast my eyes on the action. Soon after raising her buttocks to accept my divining rod, a pungent odor hit me square in the nostrils with such force that my head jerked back and to the left. Stifling a reflexive “phewf”, I gamely tried to recover my senses without interrupting my rhythm, but quick as my head turned back and my eyes focused on the penetration below, another wave of the most rank effluvium attacked my nose. I pretended it was a stray waft from outside — perhaps a garbage truck had just rumbled by? — but when my eyes began to water I realized the source of the hell odor originated in the very hole (holes?) my dick was sabotaging.

I was near climax, so there was no point stopping now. What excuse would I use? “Oh, babe, I have to stop. Your vagina stinks so bad I’m choking over here.” Or perhaps I would say it in Elizabethan English, to add a dash of romance to an otherwise morbid turn of events: “Oh, m’love, I must cease. Your nethers usher forth an odoriferous assault so breathtaking in its impudence my manhood doth reclaim its softness.”

You want to eviscerate a woman’s ego and scar her for life? Offer some lame excuse for disengaging from her pussy just before you, and her, are about to cum. Say “Um, hey… gotta take a break. I’m feeling a little queasy. Probably the Mexican I had” right as her moans of ecstasy peak. Extra ego-smashing points if you pull out semi-soft.

Since I did not want to eviscerate her ego, this option was right out. I had to see this through, and fast, before my boner was gone. I redoubled my efforts and concentrated on the sound of my balls slapping against her slippery mons. I say “sound” because by this point I was looking up and away at the ceiling, pinching my nostrils shut with my left hand and counting the spackle nubs in the paint job. I dared not look down at the action for fear that I would forever associate the rancid smell with my lover’s vagina. Call me a romantic.

For about twenty seconds, it worked. With the increased nostril distance from her privates, the smell became tolerable. Not acceptable; just not as bad as shoving my face in a well-used tray of kitty litter. My gagging stopped and I could take small inhalations for life sustenance in between my lengthy exhalations. Unfortunately, habit got the best of me and I glanced down to savor the visual of meaty intrusion.

Big mistake. As before, the smell crushed my face. Even worse, I began to embrace my masochism and spent an inordinate amount of time examining her ass crack and taint. Against my better judgement, I gingerly… cautiously, ever so cautiously… spread her ass cheeks. The light was ambient, but I could see details well enough to note, surprisingly, for the first time, just how dark and mysterious her womanly furrow revealed itself to be. Shadows danced in the Mariana Trench twixt her glutes, and twilight fell like a pall over her taint and labia. My cock shaft, clear as day as her youthfully fresh lube glistened on it, simply disappeared into the murk of some unfathomable abyss of wombness.

Now well acquainted with the stink and unmoved by prudence, I moved in closer to discover… what? the holy grail? smurfs at play?…, a glimpse of what it was that inhabited the dark place, but her Crack of Shadows denied me illumination. For a second, I thought my ears and eyes played tricks on me as I heard a rustling that one might hear from a grove of cattails in a windstorm and I saw a fleeting sight of black squiggles thick and luxurious like a jungle canopy. But just as quick, the visions were gone, and I was left there pistoning like a robot, hypnotized by the siren smell of the inscrutable, ink black crevasse swallowing my cock whole.

My eyes now red with the stinging nettles of her vagcloud, my breathing reduced to staccato gasps, I relinquished the usual victory to my rapidly deflating cock, and decided to beat a hasty exit before she noticed the flaccidness and spend the next few weeks questioning her attractiveness to me. (“Do you think I’m fat?”, and its various permutations, swiftly becomes old after the 100th iteration.) One last deception up my sleeve — one I don’t use except under the direst of circumstances. I withdrew my 1/2 full member, mimicked a few groans of completion, and loogied a warm globule of spit, Beavis and Butthead style, onto her right ass cheek. It dribbled down her hip. Before she could examine the evidence, I grabbed a nearby towel and wiped her off.

“Big, wet load that time!”, I lied.

“Yes, baby. Come here, I want to snuggle.”

We snuggled, my nose pressed hard into her pillow, relieved of duty.

As we lay there, I made a solemn mental vow to call the girl I had met in a furniture shop a week earlier. She was sexy and smiley, and likely a bit slutty. Her red dress danced the tango in the cottage of my mind.

Guilt? I felt some. Here was sleeping next to me, by most men’s measure, a catch. A girl you take home to mom. A girl for the long haul. She was the good girl in nearly every way. But that smell… so unforgettable. If her pussy was an Etch A Snatch, I wanted to shake it clean, start over. Everything she gave and all the great feminine characteristics that are so important to me, I was ready to throw away in an instant because of a visceral reaction to an unfortunate, and temporary, body odor. When would the odor be back? I didn’t want to find out. Did I care that I might walk away from a real gem? Abstractly, yes. Emotionally, no. If I didn’t have the ability to go out and meet new women, and to bed them with relative ease without needing a marriage contract, I might think twice before cutting and running on a woman with a heart of gold but an asscrack of dubiousness.

And what guarantee that the next girl wouldn’t have the Crack of Shadows? Crack to crack to crack… my eternal search continued. Relentless. Uncompromising. Unwise.

We talk a lot here, justifiably, about the feral nature of women’s drives and desires, and how such knowledge is ignored if not outright censored by the larger society in the interest of promoting beta male (and to a lesser extent, alpha male) obeisance. The Chateau, a house of thrill repute, acts also as a foundation of change, of enlightenment, and of power, that will bring balance to the force, a balance long denied in the West and bursting with the will to reclamation.

But we should remember that men have an animal nature, too. And while women’s wild sexual energies are more dangerous to civilization if left untamed and unbroken, men’s sexual energies can be a force for destruction and dissolution as well. The man with sexual options, (not many by any reasonable account, but enough to make a difference), when left to his own devices and free from social stigma or peer punishment or self-imposed female chastity, can rampage through a harem of pussy before the typical beta male with his steady paycheck and doting attentiveness has even fapped to the first dribbles of pre-cum. If you think this is the way to a prosperous nation, I invite you to look at these two pictures:

I called the red dress girl. Her crack was better. Because it was new.

This entire post, while true, served a dual purpose as parable of the current political climate and the electorate at large.





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  1. First

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  2. Btw, what ever happened to Wendy Schwartz?

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  3. “I withdrew my 1/2 full member, mimicked a few groans of completion, and loogied a warm globule of spit, Beavis and Butthead style, onto her right ass cheek. It dribbled down her hip.”

    This is a variation of the sexual maneuver called, “the houdini”.

    http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Houdini%2C%20The

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  4. You should tell her. It may save future relationships for her. You wouldn’t have anything to lose.

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  5. Just spray her ass with some Lysol next time. No, seriously. Look at the ad!

    http://www.eatliver.com/i.php?n=868

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  6. i hate stank pussy…
    once I was forced to cologne myself before going to sleep as it followed me like a lost puppy

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  7. Baby wipes, people. Baby wipes!!!

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  8. Well nobody is perfect, if nobody would forgive others such small details sometimes, we would be living in grass huts an eating each other.

    I have had the same situation as you Roissy!

    I also heve found a rare gem among women, but I had no problem explaining her, that her stench was unpleasant at that moment, she took care of it and all is good again. Why would you protect her ego?

    Is this not contrary to what you teach, to lower a girls ego? You just have to doo it carefully in this moment to do not insult her. Are you sucha a great master incapable of this?

    When people are sick they never smell good, they lie in bed and cover with sweat, I have a women who has attended me and took care of me, when I was sick, and i have repaid her with the same.

    Both respectable players like you and miserable cuckold-fetishists look like same lately to me. You both waste time to give cheap thrills to women and get some small pleasure yourself, but you have but nobody who will care for you if you get sick if you need help, if you need a real partner.

    A women can bring more than sex on table – she can care for you, treat you, love you. Maybe your american women cant, I am not from your God forgotten land(or should I say – land who forgot God), but if you cannot use game to get love from women and if all you can get just sex than you are no better than cuckold fetishist who shares his wife with many alfas until she dumps him and the seeks another mistress, you are the same you and an alfa-worn chick, share her with many men and then go seek another liberated bitch and give her your cock, so she may think it is ok to be a bitch and man will still love and fuck you.

    Whats good of a sexy slut when you lie sick, do you think your goverment mommy and hospital nurse is going to take full care of you? How are you better than feminists who relay on goverment and ditch opposite sex then?

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  9. My boyfriend is addicted to the smell of my pussy and talks about how much it turns him on when we have sex. It turns me on so much when he says that.

    Whenever we do it I have always showered shortly before or wash up quickly in the bathroom beforehand with soap or unscented wipes. So what he smells must be pheremones. 🙂

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  10. It’s election day. Why didn’t you give election advice?

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  11. This is so funny.

    I wish Vodka & Ground Beef would give us the female POV on this.

    Smelly butt-cracks are not necessarily the prerogative of women.

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  12. God put the salad bar next to the dumpster.

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  13. Eating pussy is a pointless risk; a waste of time.

    Vag has but ONE purpose, and that doesn’t require your face within 2 feet of it.

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  14. If Houlellebecq’s first two novels are great studies of betas and o m e g a s, then Kundera’s “The Unbearable Lightness of Being” is a great study of a shallow alpha with options, as per the novel’s title.

    Great angry beta/pedestalizer character there too, who happens to be a leftie college professor.

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  15. I do not understand the political parable here. Anyone care to esplain?

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  16. She farted.

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  17. The Irish Prude wrote:

    I wish Vodka & Ground Beef would give us the female POV on this.

    NO: this is a Man’s site.

    besiedes, some vile testosto-beast would tell her “fiddlesticks” and “doodie-pants”

    then she’d run shrieking back to her blog.

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  18. on November 2, 2010 at 3:02 pm Ascending Alpha

    I dated a girl for 2.5 years and her vag would smell when it was that time of te month, but never enough to notice while having sex. One problem though is if you finger a girl on her period, your fingers will smell bad for a day or two.

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  19. You said she likes to finish doggy style, so how did you not smell it in the other position
    if it was that bad?

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  20. on November 2, 2010 at 3:06 pm Gunslingergregi

    Everyone fucking up words now sweet.

    I am going to have to learn to use proper english to be diferent now.

    he he he

    Good luck on the new bitch.

    Cool story.

    Next time just tell her to stop eating babies.

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  21. Setting aside “that time of the month”, I’ve noticed that some women have stinky vaginas most of the time. Not as bad as during menstruation, but bad enough that I’m not interested in tasting the goods, and will only allow my fingers or my latex sheathed cock down there.

    On the flip side, I’ve noticed that some women have no real odor most of the time. These are the best, and I will happily munch carpet like a dog chowing down on bacon.

    The notion of great-smelling pussy is a myth. No one, in my experience, smells like roses or some other such bullshit. They either smell neutral or have varying degrees of offensive odor.

    Any guys disagree? And ladies, spare me the bullshit about how your man tells you you smell/taste great.

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  22. Anonymous

    I do not understand the political parable here. Anyone care to esplain?

    the slick oily spoor squishing on the cock of America is Obama – and that palpable stench emanating from the slick, gooey paste is liberalism, and you are the moron.

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  23. Firepower, if you think the Republicans are going to save America anymore than the Dems, then it is you who is the moron. Both parties have been fucking this nation up its collective asshole with no vaseline for many decades, and yet people are still caught up in Republicans vs. Democrats. Ugh.

    Orwell had it wrong. No need to suppress people, it’s far easier to brainwash them.

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  24. PA:

    You’ve written about Houellebecq a few times, so I decided to sign “Whatever” out from the library. Is there a better one to start with?

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  25. Great story. Love the fake orgasm recovery. It has the added benefit that you would be “ready to go” again surprisingly soon (assuming you can clear your mind of the memory.)

    I wrote a post about a similar, although I dare say even worse, adventure:

    http://ashleyandme.blogspot.com/2010/06/meet-saika-at-office.html

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  26. @chainring,

    What do you mean by “great” smelling? You will not find a pussy that smells like bubble gum if that’s what you are asking.

    I personally love the aroma of certain alcohols…beers, wine, and spirits yet none of these liquors smell like roses. During arousal some vaginas have a distinctive smell that I would characterize as great, others as offensive.

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  27. I’d definitely start with “Whatever”, his first novel. It’s a quick read, less loaded with long theoretical discourses, and has a couple of insanely funny tragi-comic passages. The action thakes place over the course of two or so days.

    His second novel “Elementry Particles” is a much longer, and sweeps through two half-brothers’ lifetimes. I’d read that second.

    His third novel “Platform” is meh. Mostly a rehash of Elementary Particles but does have good parts. Did not read his fourth, “Possibility of an Island.”

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  28. What do you mean by “great” smelling?

    Tupac Chopra once wrote somewhere with his typical right-on-ness that a good one smells like a box of wax crayons. So true.

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  29. chainring

    Firepower Both parties have been fucking this nation up its collective asshole with no vaseline for many decades, and yet people are still caught up in Republicans vs. Democrats. Ugh.

    My dear, you misunderstand my humble motives: I merely outline (in broad strokes) that the noxious, fetid, glistening chunks of ass-nuggets are the cause of stomach-churning nausea – and these said ass-berries are liberals.

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  30. I sometimes wonder if the psychological phenomenon of food aversion doesn’t also apply to sexual partners to some degree. If you tried a new type of food and the first time you ate it you became violently ill, the psychological effect is that you will associate that image, smell and taste with the feeling of illness.

    And just out of morbid curiosity, why didn’t you simply switch positions to something more breathable? Or better still, pull out, finish manually and blow one in her mouth? Do I have to think of everything?

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  31. Sounds like you got a nice case of STD or not showering after 3 hour yoga/gym session.

    To be fair it might have been her period or fermented remainder which she forgot to clean. Mouthful of that stuff will get you, even I was limp for 1 month and considered being a monk.

    Great story though sounds like one of my buddies who stayed with a 9 even though she had a stanky cooche, she finally got treatment after 2 years.

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  32. Yeah theres no “get back” from some bad smelling nether regions. Doesn’t matter how hot a chick is. If I smell something funny down there, it will be forever associated with her in my mind.

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  33. PA

    His second novel “Elementry Particles” is a much longer, and sweeps through two half-brothers’ lifetimes. I’d read that second.

    In the present context
    you mean read “Elementry Farticles” as number two.

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  34. on November 2, 2010 at 3:48 pm Scarred for Life

    Reminds me when I made the stupid decision to be in the delivery room with my ex. Nothing is grosser than an afterbirth. And oh yea, the fucking lesbian doctor playing catcher failed to warm me when I ventured down for a peek she had an enormous shit log also half way delivered.

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  35. @Evil Alpha
    In my experience, there is neutral and there is a range of offensive odor. I like Tupac’s ‘wax crayon’ description. That’s what I would describe as fairly neutral.

    There are no strong odors coming out of a vagina that I would characterize as ‘great’. In fact, if the odor is strong enough that I can smell it before I take off her underwear (assuming my nose is in the area), it’s inevitably an unpleasant odor.

    Just wondering if my experience is fairly typical or I’m missing out on some delightfully fragrant snatch.

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  36. Funny the easiest way to destroy a girls self-esteem is to pull out midway and walk away.

    You should have done it R, would have given you absolute control on the girl by bombing her self-esteem to nonexistence.

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  37. hahahah. god i hope that girl doesn’t read this blog–she’d be so embarrassed.

    poor thing, i think you did the right thing by faking it at the end. maybe afterwards, you should have told her the truth (gently) so she could prevent it from happening in the future. just like when someone has food in their teeth or theyre walking around with toilet paper on their shoe—people generally want to be told right away so they can prevent further embarassment

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  38. on November 2, 2010 at 3:56 pm Hungry Hungry Hippos

    Reading a little too much Marquis De Sade?

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  39. @Scarred “Reminds me when I made the stupid decision to be in the delivery room with my ex. Nothing is grosser than an afterbirth. And oh yea, the fucking lesbian doctor playing catcher failed to warm me when I ventured down for a peek she had an enormous shit log also half way delivered.”

    This is hilarious. And revolting. Ugh.

    Did you ever see her in the same light again?

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  40. I had a marginally similar experience. The girl was not a catch or anything but the sexual part was even worse than this story: I’m doing the girl from behind and what wafts up but the smell of shit. Quite literally, shit. I look down and it’s quite clear that she has not wiped properly.

    Needless to say, I quickly lost my will to keep going and I never spoke to her again.

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  41. @mschro

    just like when someone has food in their teeth or theyre walking around with toilet paper on their shoe—people generally want to be told right away so they can prevent further embarassment

    That reminds me of the time I pulled down a girl’s thong and there was a small piece of toilet paper wedged in her Crack of Shadows. I was horrified, but unlike the Editor, I didn’t indulge my masochism, and instead pulled my head right back up and fucked her in missionary so I wouldn’t have to resist the temptation to explore that doggystyle would have presented.

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  42. outside of cuteness, the first girl you describe in paragraph 3 is the opposite of every girl i’ve met since moving to dc.

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  43. Because I mean really, I don’t know what would ever make that okay, but if it’s possible to make that okay, I’m guessing it starts with looking like Christina Hendricks and being the sweetest human being imaginable.

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  44. “Baby wipes, people. Baby wipes!!!”

    seriously.

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  45. Liked the grassy knoll reference: “Back and to the left” Great stuff.

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  46. Roissy, you suffer a case of f…- stress: too much soulless action. And past 40, the smallest detail can dampen desire. Yes, you’re aging, boy. And it’s a good sign. It might turn you into a more interesting person.
    About bad odours: in my experience, only about 1 vagina out of 100 smells good. And it must be very tight to smell fine. Too much anal sex, and the whole thing turns into a mess.

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  47. The Specimen

    Doesn’t matter how hot a chick is. f I smell something funny down there, it will be forever associated with herI in my mind

    when sexing a sista,
    brothers always ignore
    them fetesus left behind
    – by the other babydaddy

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  48. @Trevor

    “outside of cuteness, the first girl you describe in paragraph 3 is the opposite of every girl i’ve met since moving to DC.

    Your best hope is to do your fishing up in Baltimore. Lots of young females in the northern burbs who aren’t into politics. They can’t cook either, but they also don’t call it charm city for nothing. Good Luck!

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  49. Thanks Evil – good info

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  50. Lol’d multiple times, hilarious post.

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  51. “I had been with a girl for a couple months, and she was turning out to be everything I aim for in a lover — sweet-natured, averse to attention whoring, cute, well-groomed, eager to please (in all ways), charmingly affectionate, supportive, compassionate, apolitical, anti-feminist (in action if not necessarily in claimed beliefs), socially adept with my friends, able to slow down and enjoy life without feeling that incorrigible SWPL urge to “do something”, and a damned fine cook. And her cooking wasn’t the equivalent of the TV dinner especiales; she used ingredients in her food. Bonus: I never once saw her wear flip-flops.”

    she sounds nice. if there were more girls like this one would readers here treat them differently (say more like relationship material and less like a one night stand)? what i’m saying is is that since most girls are looking for a relationship, so would these qualities cause you to stick around longer or would you treat them as all the other skanks on a bar/plane. i’m just speculating here but if there is no difference, then there is probably less incentive for girls to develop these “wife material” qualities..etc

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  52. These stories are as fake as a pornstar’s titties.

    The stink I smell is lame writing.

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  53. if there were more girls like this one would readers here treat them differently?

    It’s too late, Miss. The rot has set in and is gangrenous. No-fault divorce, on-site daycare, mommy-wars, on-demand abortion -all these have destroyed the last vestiges of honor. Nothing a woman can do in terms of her femininity can change these unalterable facts.

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  54. You sound like soulless suburban wankers, you who fear the cunt.

    People smell. Some people smell bad. Some people smell . . . good. Sure, the ass crack has to be clean. And yep, she better not be having some kind of vaginal infection or bacterial warfare going on. But a healthy woman who uses a shower (or a bidet) is usually going to be just fine. Not always, true. But usually.

    Pussy will not smell good as in bubble gum, that’s right. But there’s a nice sea smell on some chicks, cinnamony on some others, shrimpy on some others, meaty on others — a whole range. I think it’s related to hair color, but I’m planning on more extensive research in that area.

    In my experience, most fall short of offensive.

    But then, I prefer good wine to KoolAid, I eat blue cheese and enjoy a slice of liver — stuff a lot of Americans reject as vile because they’re too busy eating Lucky Charms or power driving some such oversweetened crap every day. (And I eat more chicken than a man ever seen, oh yeah.)

    Lots of us here in the USA is a little too narrow in the olfactory and gustatory range. Widen up. Pleasure awaits. Maybe not immediately. I didn’t dig my first set of oysters when I was a beardless kid, either. I learned, just like I learned with some Laphroig later on. And I’m fucking glad I did.

    By the way, when Napoleon was away kicking Italian ass or whatever, he would write ahead to Josephine, asking her not to bathe for a couple of days before he showed up. Just so he could savor that in between the leg flavor.

    And you boyz shivering at the site and smell of “the shadows” — wow, that’s really fucking alpha. You really think that your standards, based on modern American hygiene of the last 50 years or so are universal? Or particularly virile? Or even evolutionary? How do you think pussy smelled, oh, at the turn of the century?

    I’ll tell you — it smelled good on the women who bathed and who were blessed with with intoxicating pheromes. Otherwise your fussy ass wouldn’t be here.

    (By the way, you know what doesn’t smell like a pussy? Boy balls and ass, that’s what. You stick with your brozilla’d pals and their hairless taints if that’s what you want. I’ll happily stay on my side of the street.)

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  55. @Lame Patrol

    As a virgin and a faggot, I think you qualify for the Catholic priest track. Give it some serious thought.

    IMO humble view, the closest thing you smelt to pussy came in a can at Red Lobster.

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  56. I was going to write something snarky, but then I remembered all the times I’ve gone into a public bathroom stall immediately after another chick and had to hold my breath because of the smell of unwashed vag filling the stall.

    Of course, then I laughed because, well, you’re all hunting for likely stinky vag, and all I have to deal with on the potentially nose-offending front is delicately licking the sweat, lube, and semen off my boyfriend’s junk post-sex.

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  57. Oh, also, it’s good to see you writing something. Missed seeing actual content here.

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  58. on November 2, 2010 at 5:09 pm Georgie Porgie

    “…the murk of some unfathomable abyss of wombness.”

    Some haunting prose in this one, man.

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  59. That’s the problem with a lady’s man like yourself, it always takes better and better women to excite you.

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  60. on November 2, 2010 at 5:56 pm schfifty five

    A certain 19 year old had the best smell i’ve ever inhaled…

    It’s not necessarily a sweet smell, but its not offensive either. The vag is a mucosal membrane, its naturally colonized by bacteria and what not…kind of like our guts. We evolved symbiotically with the things. We cant live without them, and their stank.

    I get more hung up on the looks…chicks vary down there even more than they do in the face. Some have perfect, pink, plump-lipped innies…some hang like sleeve of wizard.

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  61. you broke a cardinal rule, never have sex after a hearty dinner or lunch!

    if the smell of her vagina is always strong and pungent she could have a yeast or bacterial infection and should check the gyno. you gotta let her know somehow that it is in her own interest to check the gyno.

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  62. on November 2, 2010 at 5:56 pm The Rational Male

    The one thing that I can’t do is Eau De That Time of the Month. Between the scent and the consistency I usually pass.

    Last chick I was with was at the tail end of her period when we hooked up. I didn’t realize this until I pulled out for a moment. I saw the blood about a second before that unmistakable odor hit my nostrils. Instant half-mast.

    I know how chicks are sensitive about things like that so I played it off by telling her that condoms really kill it for me. We hit the shower and after getting ten minutes of amazing head I was hard again, but even after bending her over and pounding her for another 15 I still couldn’t come.

    I feel ya pain.

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  63. on November 2, 2010 at 6:00 pm The Rational Male

    Oh yea, has anyone else noticed how when you first start dating a chick she smells REALLY good down there, but after a few months it becomes a bit, how should we say, rank?

    Is it your nose telling you that you need to move on so you can spread your seed far and wide?

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  64. I was once attending a concert put on by a well known singer/song writer who happened to be blind. Somehow the on stage between songs got around to the subject of women. By and by, he said,”You guys can say what you want, but all I care about is if its clean.” Then started the next song.

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  65. on stage chatter between songs

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  66. on November 2, 2010 at 6:16 pm Johnycomelately

    Would the real Roissy please stand up?

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  67. @Mschro.

    ” if there were more girls like this one would readers here treat them differently (say more like relationship material and less like a one night stand)? what i’m saying is is that since most girls are looking for a relationship, so would these qualities cause you to stick around longer or would you treat them as all the other skanks on a bar/plane. i’m just speculating here but if there is no difference, then there is probably less incentive for girls to develop these “wife material” qualities..etc.”

    There is hope for some girls, but you gotta earn it, otherwise you are just a piece of ass to us.

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  68. […] The Eternal Shallowness Of Men With Options « Citizen Renegade. […]

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  69. Hey Mr. Primitive.

    The last 50 years of “American Hygiene” bought us 8 hours of pussy baking inside of airtight pantyhose. I’m sure cunts at a nude beach smell like beach air and sound like the ocean when you put your ear up to them, but lets get real here. Most women don’t walk around all prehistoric ie. naked. So the Vag currently ain’t getting all the airflow it was getting back when we were routinely grabbing bitches by the hair and fucking them on a piles of leaves.

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  70. @Mschro

    ” if there were more girls like this one would readers here treat them differently (say more like relationship material and less like a one night stand)? what i’m saying is is that since most girls are looking for a relationship, so would these qualities cause you to stick around longer or would you treat them as all the other skanks on a bar/plane. i’m just speculating here but if there is no difference, then there is probably less incentive for girls to develop these “wife material” qualities..etc.”

    My question is, would you actually want to date one of these men? Or have one of your daughters or friends (depending on their age) date one of them?

    Development of qualities that net you a man who had to learn to be alpha, who will guaranteed stray from your bed during the relationship… is that something a woman would wish to devote her time to?

    I suppose it’s just a matter of what each of us values in a relationship and a partner.

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  71. @Poetry of Flesh.

    “My question is, would you actually want to date one of these men? ”

    Duh. Of course she would. Women’s attraction to alphas is a basic tenet of this site. Even when women say otherwise experience proves them wrong.

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  72. I don’t get the parable.

    Roissy, what are you saying? The last two years have been heaven but for a malodorous side effect? That we with options will choose someone with maybe less stank but also less virtue?

    But, as a literate person, I can be confident that you don’t believe the last two years have been heaven, or everything that you aim for in a lover or however you put it metaphorically. I’d be surprised if there were 5 teensy, tiny things that have emanated from DC since Jan 20, 09 that you’ve been enthused about.

    It’s not all milk and honey yet one must accept the stank. It is all stank minus any milk, without honey.

    That the Rs might stink as well. That their stink be more pungent even, so buyer beware? That’s not your point, I don’t believe. I mean, that’s the payoff? That Republicans suck too.

    I think, if the preponderance of Goodbye America tags is an indicator, you think the cause is (nearly) hopeless. The demographics agree.

    While the text is nice, the writing strong, yadayada. The implicit subtext eludes me entirely.

    Since I am so dense, I am going to quote an old Kramer from Seinfeld, “…Why don’t you just tell me the name of the movie you’ve selected?”

    carl

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  73. PA,

    For the longest time, you have been in denial about the fact that women poop. We last discussed this over a year ago. You kept saying that you never saw evidence that women poop.

    Here, Chateau confirms for sure that women poop. Chic Noir has also written about this in detail, and a medical doctor like Bhetti can also confirm for you how the female body works.

    Women with big asses like Chic Noir and Lilgrl actually have very impressive toilet-clogging capacities.

    Every single man here who has had sex will confirm for you that women do in fact poop, fart, and get diarrea. This is a simple reality of nature.

    Have you come to terms with this, or do you still struggle with the fact that women poop? I and others here would like to help you overcome your fears, as this is quite a common psychiatric obstacle, so that you can eventually have meaningful relationships with women.

    Let us help you.

    [Editor: “toilet-clogging capacities”. lol. Can we get gasbuttox to interview the “resource gathering megafauna” guy?]

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  74. @Evil Alpha

    “Duh. Of course she would. Women’s attraction to alphas is a basic tenet of this site. Even when women say otherwise experience proves them wrong.”

    I suppose I should have elaborated.

    Fucking a natural alpha (especially what I refer to as a “sexual alpha”) is amazing, some of the best sex a girl can have. Dating him requires work, but is doable.

    Fucking a “made alpha” or an “alpha in progress” is… not quite so great, but can be decent, if he has gained a lot of sexual experience in his alpha-oriented journey. Really, it depends on if the girl enjoys being objectified in bed or not. However, dating one is pointless and, oftimes, an exercise in babysitting.

    So when I asked if she’d really want to date one, I meant date. Not fuck. Of course most of us want to fuck one.

    Follow the bouncing ball, kids.

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  75. enough of game, America just voted today. Will Americans finally give some good news to the rest of the world and elect Republican majorities in both houses?

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  76. It’s amazing any women manage to find men to have sex with them at all these days, with all these potential pitfalls in the way.

    I would love to hear you guys’ views on this:-

    http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1325299/Stephen-Fry-Women-dont-really-like-sex-What-know-ask-feminists.html

    Sounds like Mr Fry doesn’t believe in gina tingles.

    Also, I’m amazed no one’s mentioned the advantages of the bidet. In Italy they have one in all public loos.

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  77. I’m not sure about anyone else…..mine smells like strawberries!!! hehhehe!! ALL THE TIME!!!! lol!!!

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  78. Embarrassment is the best way to deal with ass smell. Pull your dick out, make her finish you with her mouth and then tell her to wash her ass! Just say phew! You have ass smell! She’ll curl up with shame and be come putty in your hands sexually for a long time thereafter to make up for it. I never have sex without washing my ass and I expect the same of women. Embarrassment is a powerful motivator with women. Ass smell is the biggest turn off.

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  79. Ass smell is also more of a problem among really young women in my experience. Older ones have already been embarrassed by the likes of me!

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  80. @sdaedlus

    I should be more astonished that a gay man is explaining what women do and do not want…

    …but I think I’ve gotten used to it hanging out in this part of the blogophere.

    *rimshot*

    [Editor: Your boyfriend reads?

    *double rim*…. eh, no thanks.]

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  81. @Chainring:

    There are women who just have naturally stinky pussies. I think it must be a hormonal imbalance of some kind. Most women I’ve been with had tasty pussies. But hey, I’ve got my red wings too.

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  82. I dumped a girl once because of her stench – it only happened once but everytime I saw her the smell came back to my nose, then I realised I was associating her with the smell. Once this happened there was no way back. It was the deal breaker.

    But fortunately most chicks are OK.

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  83. Tyrone, I think I speak for many when I say thank you for your eradicate woman ass smell crusade. Tally ho, old bean, what.

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  84. [Editor: Your boyfriend reads?

    Oh, you know, Marie Claire and Cosmo mostly. The PUA stuff.

    [Editor: Don’t forget his horse porn collection.]

    *double rim*…. eh, no thanks.]

    Hon,

    [Yes, ho?]

    you have got to get out of this vanilla sex you’ve been having. I know it seems kinky at first, but I’m sure you’ll enjoy it. I know this really… er, nice domme and you’re *just* her type.

    [Hey, asshole play is great… with a hot young babe. Anything older would be… unappetizing.]

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  85. When I saw the pictures of the 2 houses, my reaction was that the McMansion is paid for by a beaten-down beta who is submissive to women, works his ass off in a boring soul-killing corporate job and gets sex once a year if he is lucky, while the thatch hut is the abode of a tropical alpha who has a harem of young luscious pussy that he fucks every day. Which man has the more enjoyable life?

    [Editor: Good point. Alpha is relative. But which nation would you rather live in — the one with colonials or the one with grass hut subdivisions?

    in the high school huts
    in the sewage ruts
    be fierce or be cast out
    ]

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  86. [Editor: Don’t forget his horse porn collection.]

    Just because he directs porn for a living doesn’t mean he has any horse porn.

    [Editor: He’s with you, right?]

    But I’ll ask anyway, since you’re interested. If I find any, I’ll send it your way.

    [Hey, asshole play is great… with a hot young babe. Anything older would be… unappetizing.]

    But, sweetheart, anytime you’re involved means it’s unappetizing asshole play.

    [Sorry, I don’t remember fucking you.]

    I can’t believe you gave me that one.

    [If by ‘give’, you mean ’caused you to struggle to come up with a lame reply’, you may be right.]

    You obviously need some sleep.

    [As an old slut, do you sometimes wake up in the middle of the night hearing the slapping of the cocks against your face?]

    Bring yourself and your ball back to the playground tomorrow… after your nap. ;P

    [That emoticon isn’t going to save you now.

    ps happy election!]

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  87. AlphaOmega

    It’s election day. Why didn’t you give election advice?

    Good point. Will keep t simple.

    If you vote Donks, you vote anti-men.

    It is that simple.

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  88. Women’s waterworks are complicated. Some of them suffer from recurring yeast infections, imbalances, whatever. Also I think there is a pheromones thing going on, where some women particularly well suited for you will seem to smell better for some reason. That reason being genetic compatibility.

    Personally, I fuck my girlfriend every single day we are together. Period or not. I use condoms on her period but that’s just for my protection. Blood is lube. I don’t look at her vag during that time of the month; she’s hot, with a gorgeous face and an awesome rack. So I just pan upwards. Of course, the towel we’re on looks pretty bad after, like something died on it. Whatever.

    Any girl, yes, any girl, will have bad days and smell for whatever reason. I wouldn’t bother trying to save her ego, actually, if she’s any good she’ll be glad to know, fix it, and you can try again later. If you’re with a girl for awhile, you’ll have these days. No big deal!

    Finally, if a dude is some inveterate player, why the fuck would he even care about her goodness or LTR value? Such things are as incidental as they are meaningless. In fact, the better she is as a person, the more such a man should just chuck her aside since he’s so alpha and hardcore.

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  89. Back and to the left…Back and to the left…

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  90. on November 2, 2010 at 9:01 pm Ambiguous Point

    Roissy vs POF

    The hatefuck that will destroy the world.

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  91. I suggest just starting to prepare in the bathroom yourself before sex. Soon she will catch on, finding you fresher and can be guided into a pre-sex prep routine.

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  92. “My question is, would you actually want to date one of these men?”

    well yeah, a lot of alphas have very appealing traits. I like a guy with a backbone (but not a bone in every woman.)

    “Development of qualities that net you a man who had to learn to be alpha, who will guaranteed stray from your bed during the relationship… is that something a woman would wish to devote her time to?”

    i think so; a guy who learned game years ago and has since mellowed out can create a nice balance of alpha-ness in a relationship. especially when he has been through the war trenches of dating and bar scenes there may be a time where something different becomes appealing for an alpha guy.

    natural alphas aren’t born, i think they are made over time through their experiences. though i’m sure some have greater potential than others due to innate personality traits.

    “So when I asked if she’d really want to date one, I meant date. Not fuck. Of course most of us want to fuck one.”

    dating an alpha is preferred to short term fucking one for a lot of women i think..

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  93. was it BV? i guess we’ll never know.

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  94. That house is almost a dead ringer for one a few doors down from me.

    I wonder if the paleo diet could help women with feminine odor? Ive noticed that I dont have any hint of morning breath whatsoever since more-or-less going paleo. Especially if I abstained from sugar or alcohol the night before.

    There probably are hindbrained-evolutionary reasons for men to be offput by the stench of rancid poon. Its no doubt indicitive of various venereal diseases.
    I hope the next big veneral disease gets named after Melanie Macdonagh, and that she experiences it personally and that it makes her pussy look like overaged roast beef with mayo.

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  95. Curious that is a crazy story!!! What the hell? This woman was all Eat Pray Love……Die.

    So bizarre!

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  96. If it happens once in a blue moon, just breathe through your mouth you pussy.

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  97. I feel bad for saying the above. It is a very sad story. What a terrible way to die : /

    But so bizarre

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  98. @ASDF – for Houellebecq start with Atomized or The Possibility of an Island

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  99. Any pimp will tell you that most cases of stanky pussy can be fixed with vinegar.

    Acidic PH soap can work too.

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  100. I have zero sense of smell. Makes food pretty boring. But please send me all of your cute, sweet, hot girls whose smell is offensive to you.

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  101. The other meaning of the word douchbag might apply here.

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  102. OT: Read Mike Pilinski’s material. An old school player who has genuine experience. I’m opening young hotties and getting a great response.

    Never felt so good.

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  103. This is not the old Roissy. Please Bring him back. Also, more posts dealing with game. Enough with the feminist claptrap.l

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  104. on November 3, 2010 at 1:22 am Chalupa Grande

    Greesee

    Russian bitches are crazy!
    http://exiledonline.com/brutal-car-accident-footage-russian-woman-plows-into-pedestrians-but-is-only-worried-about-her-smashed-up-car/

    Typical for Eastern Europe, a godforsaken shithole that produces nothing of value except communism, organized crime, and mutual hatred (haha “white” pride what a fucking joke, by the way).
    Those, not the Mexicans, are the fuckers we don’t want to immigrate into America.

    [Editor: I don’t want either of those groups here. Russia for Russians, Mexico for Mexicans, America for Americans. And, yes, the bulk of Americans have historically been of Anglo-Germanic stock.]

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  105. The discussion with PA, where the rest of us try to convince him that women do, in fact, poop, goes all the way back to June 2009.

    This is a disorder known to afflict some men, and it prevents them from forming relationships with women, as he can’t see them as real humans, feces and all.

    We must cure the poor man, I say. It is unhealthy to live one’s life believing that women are otherworldly beings with supernatural traits that preclude pooping, farting, and getting diarrea.

    Every man and woman here knows that women poop, and Chateau, chic noir, Bhetti, and others have written about it. We need to shock PA as part of his treatment therapy. We must not ignore his cries for help.

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  106. on November 3, 2010 at 1:30 am Andy Gibb's Scrot

    Let’s give it up for hygiene and the circumcised peen. *clap*

    Smegma is not your friend.

    Hairy asshole is ripe for fungal and stench issues. Every dude should shower after a shit. You’re disgusting if you don’t.

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  107. Morcellaux –

    “If you vote Donks, you vote anti-men. It is that simple.”

    Unfortunately, it is not that simple. In most cases the Elephants are as harmful to men’s interests as the Donkeys. The Repub party is infested with white-knighting social-cons who blame modern cultural breakdown on men like Roissy while ignoring the role of female sluttery. Wittingly or unwittingly, these white knights play into the hands of the radical feminists. They are the enablers of feminism.

    The misandrist laws that oppress us were passed by mostly male legislators, many of whom call themselves conservative.
    The cons are as feminist as the libs.

    Both parties have been highly feminized. We are caught between the the radical fems of the left and the white knights of the right. Both sides are hostile to men’s rights. It is naive to think this election will make a difference.

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  108. Sounds like Mr Fry doesn’t believe in gina tingles.

    Well, dud, Stephen Fry is gay. What does he know?

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  109. Re: Stephen Fry and his Silly Comments
    First of all, I doubt he has ever had hetero-sex. Second, he clearly has paid enough attention to the man-woman thing to conclude that most women never really have uncontrollable vagtingles for most men. Of course, he is exactly right. But being gay, he does not think it thru to the implications that fact has for the future of marriage (of the male female variety).

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  110. Well I’m blessed (cursed?) with almost no sense of smell, so bad smells are pretty much never a problem for me. I like spicy food, but sour is my favorite flavor. I love blue cheese, oysters, sushi, sashimi and blood pudding, and to me pussy tastes like some combination of these.

    I take a “no holes barred” approach to sex, so if a woman is at that time of the month, and at peak flow, then I opt for anal, otherwise just use a towel.

    I have had a few surprises though, both when the lights were dimmed:
    1. I was starting to go down on a chick and decided to lick her pussy bottom to top, when I almost choked on a chunk of toilet paper I swallowed…
    2. I was going to go down on a chick, when she said, “Just my clit!”, so after slurping that for a little bit, I came up for air and realized my beard was soaked in menstrual blood…

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  111. hahaa thats why i hate anal, that place is dirty. And dumping her just cause her ass stinks is not good, ass is supposed to stink, you need to talk to her about it and tell her to clean it before sex.

    She’s human afterall, humans aren’t perfect. They stink when they don’t shower regularly, everyone does.

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  112. Hunter S. Thompson chose a Roman Death.
    He always saw things more clearly than doubters ever imagined.

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  113. Now this is going to be blunt.

    She probably took a shit before you fucked her and just wiping is not going to give relief from the smell … you just cannot get most of the shit molecules off that way. And it doesn’t take too many to start a colony. And if she took a dump at work and had 6-8 hours of the bacteria breading on her ass before you fucked her after work then all the worse. And if she ate something offensive the night before all the worse.

    I trained my girlfriend to shower (like I do) after taking a dump or before sex. I could eat a meal off of her clean ass. All is good. Not once in 2 years have I ever had any offensive smell and I have had that with other girlfriends. This one is just more open to it because she once commented on how good my hygiene was so I explained it to her. She followed suit.

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  114. Another option is to feed her loads of pineapple if the stench is from her pussy and not being transfered there from the proximity of her moist ass.

    Like celery does to your wad, pineapple has a nice effect on the pussy (the opposite of asparugus).

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  115. The blog hit a new low.
    Excellent !
    …………
    And to think some girls say you have to be circumcised for cleanness…

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  116. Gosh, me more explicit! I had just taken a generous bite into my beef-pie when I read your opening paragraph. It tasted like meat.

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  117. My ex-girlfriend referred to the smell of her snatch as “rotten fish.” My coupe de grace, post-consensual sex, was to insert my finger inside her vagina, pull out and raise it to my face and then feign unconsciousness.

    Needless to say the relationship didn’t last.

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  118. on November 3, 2010 at 8:46 am too late for romance

    Maybe she’d take a subtle hint if you pulled out the WWI era gas mask and strapped that puppy on before getting down to business.

    Unless you’re into kink as a dom, in which case you might need to change your mask’s filtration unit or better yet order her to follow a complex set of abolitions prior to fucking her.

    @Rum

    Hunter S. Thompson chose a Roman Death.
    He always saw things more clearly than doubters ever imagined.

    No doubt. The Romans and old Japanese had it right regarding suicide if you ask me. It’s noble to choose how and when you die, and IMO there are many things worse than death.

    As an aside, any Asian/Japanese culture specialists know if having a particular samurai’s death poem tattooed on your body (in a publiclly non-visible location) would seriously hinder doing business or getting Japanese pussy out East?

    There is a particular death poem that I love and I am having a professional calligrapher make a custom scroll for me, but he told me it would be considered taboo to get it tattooed since it deals with death.

    Personally I don’t care, but there’s a small chance I’ll be escaping East instead of South so I’m curious.

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  119. on November 3, 2010 at 8:47 am too late for romance

    ablutions dammit ablutions

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  120. If it didn’t smell bad before, all pussy endz up stinking after half an hour or so of pounding.

    If you’re hitting it right, it should kick up a stink everytime.

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  121. Never had a stank kill my boner, but once i bust i have to duck out quick quick. Once refractory sets in, i’m much less understanding.

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  122. reminds me of the old Redd Foxx standup bit, ‘you gotta wash your ass….’

    http://www.amazon.com/You-Gotta-Wash-Your-Ass/dp/B000G04UBY

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  123. @Poetry

    “So when I asked if she’d really want to date one, I meant date. Not fuck. Of course most of us want to fuck one.

    Follow the bouncing ball, kids.”

    Being a smart is a requisite for being a smart ass… otherwise you are a just a lippy cunt. If you were smart you would have realized that mschros’ original question below is a blatant request for advice.

    ” if there were more girls like this one would readers here treat them differently (say more like relationship material and less like a one night stand)? what i’m saying is is that since most girls are looking for a relationship, so would these qualities cause you to stick around longer or would you treat them as all the other skanks on a bar/plane. i’m just speculating here but if there is no difference, then there is probably less incentive for girls to develop these “wife material” qualities..etc.”

    and could be summed up like this. How do I get an alpha to commit?

    As for dating vs. fucking. No need for distinction as we are talking about chicks not guys. Girls will date anyone they fuck hence all girls want to date alphas. Duh. Please see mschros comments.

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  124. Poetry of Flesh

    Of course, then I laughed because, well, you’re all hunting for likely stinky vag, and all I have to deal with on the potentially nose-offending front is delicately licking the sweat, lube, and semen off my boyfriend’s junk post-sex.

    dont let this affect your sexual self-esteem one bit: often, it’s the boy’s fault that the girl needs to use lube.

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  125. Chrysalis said, “Blood is lube.”

    Damn.

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  126. nice neg.

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  127. I had the same experience with an old girlfriend, I stopped and told her “you don’t smell that fresh down there and usually you smell great”. She was somewhat taken aback but acknowledged my concern and cleaned up a bit. Later we wondered if it was something she had eaten because there was definitely a urine component to the smell. Sure enough it some garlic heavy dish she had that was the culprit. I never had another episode with her after that.

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  128. on November 3, 2010 at 11:55 am greatbooksformen GBFM

    lozolzozlzozzlzozl this post smells like butthex lzozlzzolzzozl

    hey roissy the neocoin presses want to publishe pprormte selel dsodomy stroeis buttehxual heroes zlzozlzlzozo lzozllzolzozozlzo

    lozolzozozlzlzlzozlzozzllzz

    http://forexnewsnow.com/economic-events/quantitative-easing-2-updates-rumors-and-predictions

    lzozolzozozlzzol

    quantititave butthex easiing!!! !lzozlzlzlzlzlzooz
    http://www.thestreet.com/story/10906845/1/quantitative-easing-economic-suicide-pill.html

    lozozzoozzllz thi si s how bernanke oldman sax rhymes with tucker max butthexes all the asavers workers lzozozzolzozozzol

    quantitative easing lzozlzlzo

    eaaaassssssssssssiiiiiiiiiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnnngggggggggggg

    quantitiative easing is monetziing of teh debt they print modney to but their ownd etbdte lzozolozlzoozozozozozozozzoo

    quantititae easing is they rub a large quantity of anal lube on their cocks and then they slowly sodomize the people into bankrptutcy and hyperinflation zlozzozlzolzol

    quantititiave = large anount of anal lube
    easing = they ease their neococks into the poeple’s anuthes goig in and out in and out like the tucker max rhymes with fogolman sax story that helped get him a $300,000 fiat berannke dollar adavce form sodom and schuster zlozlzzlzozozoozozloozozzol

    lozozozlzlzozoozoz they are buttheixng the country zlzozoozozozozoz and then they will migrate to a new country and butthex it zlzoozlzlzozooz

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  129. on November 3, 2010 at 11:58 am greatbooksformen GBFM

    ^^^^ like that tucker max rhymes with goldman sax story of secrteive tapings of anal thex without the girlths ocntehnt to being vidotped which made him a hero to da eneocos and was rewarded with ootsa fita dolzlzorrllslsz zlzozozlzlz and hype in da weekly standratdh who repeated the lies about his height as to the weekly standard a bu7tthexula classical hero must be six foot tall like superman butthex buns of steel lzozoozlzllzozlzzoozoo

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  130. Chalupa Grande

    Those, not the Mexicans, are the fuckers we don’t want to immigrate into America.

    Can’t figger out – but I shall – just why it is you’re so partial to wetbacks.

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  131. LBK, one step at the time. The equivalency you postulated is false. The WK of some Repubs is an attribute of ignorance, not a political program. It won’t be a small feat to change attitudes, but there is some chance of success, as the WK is not ideologically based.

    First you deal with the greater evil, then you deal with the lesser evil.

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  132. GBFM

    quantititae easing is they rub a large quantity of anal lube on their cocks and then they slowly sodomize the people into bankrptutcy and hyperinflation zlozzozlzolzol

    Slowly? Is within a year “slow”? I guess that depends on the perception of time.

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  133. Tiffy mentioned it: Bacterial Vaginosis – the cause of that fishy smell. Douching and excessive washing with soap etc can make it worse, not better; a gal needs the right pH down there.

    Re the other portal: once my long-term partner came so hard she shat herself. Not a log, thankfully, but a decent-sized sheep dropping. She, being German, was not put off her stride and neither was I … thought I can’t say I was ever tempted to rim her.

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  134. funny, Roissy. obv the raunch is part of your charm, but a little over the top sometimes.

    (and don’t tell me i don’t have to read it if i don’t like; i know, i’m reading it.)

    reminds me of one of my jokes: What, you women think you’re special … cuz you have a second smelly hole?

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  135. rose As any man who’s been with a number of women will tell you, every woman has a bad day down there occasionally

    no some women never stink down there. & like PA said a long time ago, women don’t poop.

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  136. i’ve always liked

    What did the blind man say as he passed the fish market?

    “Good morning, ladies!”

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  137. chic noirbuttox,

    like PA said a long time ago, women don’t poop.

    YOU of ALL people should be helping the poor soul PA overcome his mental blocks in this regard.

    YOU, chic noirbuttox, with your vast, vast experience in detoxing my buttox (and paying hefty royalties for the privilege) should not be teasing the poor man.

    You should be trying to help cure him, so that he can come to terms with real women, and have real interactions with them.

    Oh, and after that…..

    ……..(wait for it…..wait for it……)……

    Detox my Buttox.

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  138. mschro

    ’ve always likedi

    What did the blind man say as he passed the fish market?

    “Good morning, ladies!”

    i could maybe grow to like you a lil’ bit, kind of

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  139. on November 4, 2010 at 8:50 pm almost 40 year old virgin

    AHAHAAA!
    Awesome article!
    As I´ve been “blessed” with an acute sense of smell sometimes waiting in a line I can sense this very pungently odd odor next to some gals (NOT normal BO).
    Glad I finally have solved that mystery.
    Heh.

    What was that one joke again?
    Adam told God that Eve was taking a bath in the river and his answer was that now he´ll never get that smell of the fish.

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  140. Woman Utters Line Never Previoiusly Recorded in a Police Report.

    “he became overwhelmed by horrible vaginal odor emitting from Melissa Williams.”

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  141. on November 5, 2010 at 1:52 pm Gunslingergregi

    ””””””“Somebody is going to eat my pussy or I’m going to cut your fucking throat.”””””””’

    That article crazy.

    Comments are funny I’ll take the second option lol

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  142. on November 5, 2010 at 1:55 pm Gunslingergregi

    This is prob the real reason woman shouldn’t go to war. Bitch hasen’t showered in 30 days on her period and holds a gun to your head and says eat that pussy.

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  143. but, if used properly to effect
    used against POWs
    that would be quicker than waterboarding

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  145. LMAO, another great post. I LOVED reading it.

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