Levi Johnston: Blockhead

I would have liked to have been a fly on the wall when the Palin family confronted Levi (pronounced like Levi Genes, or “When the Levee Condom Breaks”?) about his knocking up their young but sexually ripe daughter. Did Todd Palin threaten to have him ostracized from their Alaskan town, thereby dimming his job prospects there, if he didn’t act like he was ready to marry Bristol? Or even better did he stick a shotgun in his face? Did Sarah have dirt on the kid that could get him in trouble with the law? Did Bristol entice him with daily blowjobs if he promised to be her “steady”?

Or was Bristol the one dragging her feet? Rumor has it Sarah tried to coerce persuade Bristol to marry Levi once the pregnancy became known, but the girl would have none of it.

And was the A-word mentioned at all? When Bristol found out did she even contemplate getting an abortion? “Mama don’t preach, I’m in trouble deep… I’m ‘bortin’ my baaaabyyyy… yeah…” Did Sarah go all mommie dearest on her? “What did I say about abortion!? NO… WIRE… HANGERS!!!” Or did she read her a Bible quote followed by a tearful group family hug and that was that?

This guy Levi seems like a real stupido. I guess when your life is drinking, playing hockey, fucking shit up, and tagging famous ass, you don’t have mental room to remember to put on a condom. On the other hand, he may have assumed that a girl like Bristol, daughter of the governor, would never allow a pregnancy to go to full term. Big mistake. He should have vetted Sarah better before raw dogging Bristol.

I can tell you that at 18 if I accidentally impregnated some chick with the anti-christ I would first gently and compassionately ask her to get an abortion. If she refused, I would ask again, this time dropping the gentleness and compassion. Then I would remind her of the horrors that await single motherhood and the poor life prospects of her fatherless child, being sure to drive home in exquisite detail what jail life will be like for our son and how many loads of jizz our stripper daughter would swallow. If she still didn’t comply, I would transfer my assets to overseas banks and hightail it out of the country.

Man, if McCain/Palin win the election, the next four years will be very entertaining. The country’s already finished; may as well go out with a flourish.





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  1. Be aware that the Levi Myspace pages had a lot of spoof edits like Wikipedia. FWIW the earlier entries, with his ideals of hunting, fishing, etc. put him squarely in the vast majority of Alaskans of both sexes, and probably Bristol Palin herself.

    He’s probably the most high-testosterone guy there, in a sea of it. He’s got reasonable prospects — all Alaska demands is hard work and willingness to face danger, out of which comes btw recognition of your high testosterone and “manliness” — David Alexander it’s like BASE jumping but you get paid for it.

    There are seven men to each woman in AK, so Levi probably got the better deal. As for Bristol’s alleged reluctance, it’s hard to separate out Daily Kos slanders from the truth. Oh they’re both definitely redneck, but heck that describes about 60% of the white population of America. Like oh I dunno, Pappy Boyington.

    Don’t dismiss Rednecks. When stuff happens, and it takes toughness and orneriness and pure stubbornness to pule someone out of catastrophe: stuck in a frozen lake, an avalanche, a burning building, a crushed car on the freeway — it ain’t a moisturized, metroxesualized, “Alpha Male” player who will try and rescue people. But some dumb “redneck.”

    The few that were rescued on 9/11, out of the wreckage, were pulled out by construction workers (who dropped everything) and firemen and police officers and yes the First Marine and Second Marine. Who were both rednecks. No “Master of the Universe” trader showed up to help.

    Somewhat OT: looks like Gannon was right. Britney according to her mom lost her virginity at age 14 (to an 18 year old football player).

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  2. Condoms break. The b.c. pill has to be taken at the same time every day or it doesn’t work properly, esp. with the young and fertile; also, taking antibiotics can make the pill ineffective. Intra-uterine-devices (loops etc.) are not recommended for women who have not already borne children. Norplant causes migraines. Oh, and abortion has risks of its own.

    There is no free lunch, and there is no worry-proof sex, especially for the young, who want to protect their fertility.

    If you knew as much about the place where “pretty lies perish” as you claim, you’d know that already.

    Clio

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  3. clio, the condom failure rate is only 2%, and that’s measured over a whole year. the overwhelming odds are that if levi used a rubber bristol would not have gotten pregnant.

    i admit it’s possible levi got caught flat footed. maybe he’s hung like a moose and condoms break regularly on him. or bristol forgot to take the pill. or he was tricked. but the way to bet is that he just wasn’t smart enough to be responsible.

    btw, i agree with what whiskey wrote above.

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  4. i taking antibiotics can make the pill ineffective.

    And can cause serious birth defects if you do get pregnant.

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  5. @1, Good points, but the term redneck is more specific to a particular type of character in the south. Where I grew up, you have your country boys, who hunt and fish and may aspire to join the fire department, and your rednecks, who spend all of their money on shocks to jack up their truck and aspire to have their pit bull bite a child’s face off and get away with it on a technicality. Thomas Sowell argues in a recent book that much of the contemporary black thug culture is derived from white southern redneck culture, which originated in specific parts of Britain. Levi is clearly white bread, no scholar, but I wouldn’t tag him a redneck.

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  6. Agreed with Whiskey on Rednecks. Best people in the world.

    I think any Red Stater will like this hymn of another kind of Redneck:

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  7. Whiskey, that’s all well and good. But the point is: Do you want a redneck one sock-puppet scare away from running the US of A?

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  8. Whiskey, that’s all well and good. But the point is: Do you want a redneck one sock-puppet scare away from running the US of A?

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  9. Rossey when used properly the failure rate is 2%. Most people don’t use condoms properly, and it’s the reason the failure rate has been adjusted to about 20%

    Clio if you use condoms and another form of BC(like the ring or the patch) this type of situation can be avoided. BTW, I read somewhere that palin is against birth control/contraception.

    SAL-excellent question. Isn’t Bush a sort of wananbe redneck?

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  10. Yes, chicnoir “when used properly” the condom failure rate is about 2% – meaning that that’s the number of condoms that are likely to break (the type of failure that I mentioned), excluding any other kind of failure. But here’s a list of failure rates of condoms and other forms of birth control from the Guttmacher Institute, from April 1999 http://www.alanguttmacher.org/pubs/journals/3105699.pdf:

    Results: When contraceptive methods are ranked by effectiveness over the first 12 months of use (corrected for abortion underreporting), the implant and injectables have the lowest failure rates (2–4%), followed by the pill (9%), the diaphragm and the cervical cap (13%), the male condom
    (15%), periodic abstinence (22%), withdrawal (26%) and spermicides (28%).

    Note: If Mrs Palin is against contraceptives of any kind, as you say, and her daughter followed suit, this entire discussion is irrelevant, because Levi J’s carelessness, and his girlfriend’s, would not be at issue. I doubt, though, that this is true of either of the two young people.

    Clio

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  11. on September 6, 2008 at 12:53 am Days of Broken Arrows

    “There is no free lunch, and there is no worry-proof sex, especially for the young, who want to protect their fertility.”

    What about the kind of sex that dare not speak its name? Well, someone had to say it!

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  12. At least he is enjoying some tight nice triple AAA underage teen pussy.
    Doesn’t sound like a loser to me.

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  13. days of broken arrows, please tell.

    @clio-“when used properly” are the magic words. Some people don’t leave any room at the tip. I’ve come across some people who don’t know that you are suppose to leave room at the tip. Some people are not aware that a man must change condoms after the first ejacu.laTion, otherwise the condom can break.

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  14. Bristol Palin has been crucified in the mainstream media for a week now. When I saw her at the Republican National Convention for her mother’s speech I was blown away by her composure.

    How many 25 year olds could stand there with so much self assurance and such a look of serenity when they knew every news organization was watching them, waiting for the slightest mistake to attack? Not many and this young lady is only 17.

    And Sal, if you have not lived in Alaska, if you do not have family in Alaska, you should not assume you know what Alaskans are like.

    I would never assume most of DC is like Roissy because I’ve read what his persona has written on a tongue-in-cheek blog.

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  15. Don’t dismiss Rednecks. When stuff happens, and it takes toughness and orneriness and pure stubbornness to pule someone out of catastrophe: stuck in a frozen lake, an avalanche, a burning building, a crushed car on the freeway — it ain’t a moisturized, metroxesualized, “Alpha Male” player who will try and rescue people. But some dumb “redneck.”
    The few that were rescued on 9/11, out of the wreckage, were pulled out by construction workers (who dropped everything) and firemen and police officers and yes the First Marine and Second Marine. Who were both rednecks. No “Master of the Universe” trader showed up to help.

    To paraphrase a controversial but absolutely true statement made by Michael Moore shortly after 9/11 (hey, a broken clock’s right twice a day), if most of the passengers on the hijacked airliners had been working-class white men, the tragedy would never have happened. They would have stomped the daylights out of the woefully outnumbered, poorly armed, and mostly pencil-necked hijackers instead of meekly accepting death as actually happened.
    (Moore said “black men” in his speech).

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  16. Note: If Mrs Palin is against contraceptives of any kind, as you say

    I don’t believe she is.

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  17. Peter, man, I hope you’re on crack or at least tequila tonight. Before 9/11, the passengers usually survived a hijacking. No one had flown planes into buildings before. And I hate to make such an obviously pc statement, but black men are as brave as white men in situations like this. Moore is an idiot if he said that black men would have stopped all 4, but you are as stupid if you think that having working class white men on the planes would have changed the results.

    And who gives a shit about your workout results or your ride to work? You are definitely one of the most tedious commenters currently at large in the blogesphere.

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  18. Sal — We’ve already had some:

    Andrew Jackson. Harry Truman. Ike (partially). Bill Clinton (partially). Lincoln (HUGE REDNECK). James K. Polk (the second RedNeckest of them all after Jackson). I put Ike only partially because while he came from poor Kansan folk, the Military knocked some but not all of his common folk ways out of him. Clinton partial because he lacked the fire to go after people, particularly enemies of the US, which is another huge Redneck quality.

    Conclusion? Most of our Redneck Presidents have been good to GREAT, only a few bad ones. We could do a lot WORSE than Palin. Bush is not a Redneck though he cleverly pretends to be one. Kennebunkport is not Redneck, nor is the Bush fortune, nor is Yale and Harvard, much less a Harvard MBA. Nor is EVER backing down from a fight. Hell Jackson fought duels with people who insulted his wife.

    Sowell is only partly right, yes Rednecks have a lot of Scots Irish in them, “Born Fighting” as James Webb put it, but it’s the common denominator of any small-holding people in hardscrabble land making a living out of extracting resources from said land, and valuing freeholding and such. It’s a tough life, you have to fight to get and keep things.

    For the record, the “Muscle Hijackers” (who did not know the suicide portion of the plan) were yoked. Intensive physical training plus combat training. It probably would not have made much difference in stopping the hijacking, other than the Shanks field result (planes into ground/water). Though it might have saved the Towers and Pentagon, around 3,000 people.

    Someone pointed out to me that Levi was not very attentive to his G/F Bristol during the convention, she desperately wanting him to be more attentive and he slouched away. Also acting arrogant/cocky. Often the case with young jocks before life teaches them they are not the center of the universe.

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  19. Before 9/11, the passengers usually survived a hijacking. No one had flown planes into buildings before.

    We know from airphone and radio calls that the hijackers killed people on both WTC planes during the takeover. One would think that might, just might, have tipped off the passengers that these weren’t “ordinary” hijackers.

    For the record, the “Muscle Hijackers” (who did not know the suicide portion of the plan) were yoked. Intensive physical training plus combat training.

    The hijackers (all of them, not just the “muscle” ones) were outnumbered 7:1 and 8:1 on the two WTC planes, and that’s counting only the passengers capable of effective resistance, which I’ve somewhat arbitrarily defined as males between the ages of 16 and 55. There is no chance whatsoever that they could have withstood a concerted attack, no matter how much combat training they might have underwent.

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  20. Alaskans hate the lower 48’s. I don’t even know why Palin would ever want to run a country that’s fucked beyond belief. If McCain keels over, first order of business will be to lift all them fishing treaties… maybe even make all them boats out of Bellingham, WA pay a higher fee to canneries for fishing in Alaskan waters for only 5 months of the year (seining season). Second order would be to make Levi Director of Dept of Fish and Game; so he could feed that spawn grand-child.

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  21. Apropos of nothing, but sometimes I have the urge to gaze steadfastedly into Clio’s eyes, whispering sweet nothings as I slowly and “dangerously” slide my hand up her thigh…

    Now now my frightened little bird, no need to be afraid…

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  22. Tupac Chopra –21

    Not so bad me thinks before “my frightened little bird”.

    Try “my self caged tigress” instead.

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  23. If she still didn’t comply, I would transfer my assets to overseas banks and hightail it out of the country.
    === I know I shouldn’t take it so literally, but…
    Transferring assets (whether overseas or hiding them under the mattress domestically) to avoid a legal judgement will cause one to be held in contempt when one declines to put ’em back on the table at the judge’s insistence (it’s a different story if you did it long enough before the poop hit the fan that it’s obvious there was no connection). The judge will explain that “Your mistake was hiding your money without hiding yourself,” and add that you are your own jailer in a contempt jailing (you get out as soon as you comply) so he can keep you there as long as he fancies. Of course you’re right that one can’t be held in contempt if one can’t be served, but really now, how many people under thirty flee and stay flown? One would have to have the money and the willingness to start a whole new life in a furrin country. Not bloody likely.

    I have to say that (damn, this is going to make my sound like Dizzy) while I am a bit jealous of your libertine lifestyle, I don’t envy the risks you take. Just one psycho (the girl, or a criminal boyfriend/ex) could turn your life upside down, and you sure spin the wheel a lot.

    8 Sal “Do you want a redneck one sock-puppet scare away from running the US of A?”
    === If said redneck wasn’t a neocon idiot, I can scarcly imagine him being any worse than Bush/Cheney and their coterie of “whatever Isreal wants” foreign policy tools. I’d way rather see a Jesse Ventura in the White House than a Bush or McCain or Obama.

    9 Chic Noir “I read somewhere that palin is against birth control/contraception.”
    === Oh, man. I hope she doesn’t think the cosmos is ten or twenty thousand years old.

    15 Peter “if most of the passengers on the hijacked airliners had been working-class white men, the tragedy would never have happened”
    === Amen to that. That would have been so cool if there happened to be twenty or thirty cops or firemen on their way to a convention or something. They would have looked at each other, saying with their eyes, “I don’t see guns. Do you see any guns? I just see boxcutters and a stupid red cardboard box bomb ruse. Let’s see how boxcutters fare against a stampede of manly men. Plus, we not only will *not* get into trouble for literally ripping them apart with their own knives, we’ll be heroes. Yay!”

    18 Whiskey “Someone pointed out to me that Levi was not very attentive to his G/F Bristol during the convention, she desperately wanting him to be more attentive and he slouched away. Also acting arrogant/cocky.”
    === It’s called Game. Duh!

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  24. 1 whiskey

    Britney according to her mom lost her virginity at age 14 (to an 18 year old football player).

    Since when do mother’s go public with when their daughters lost their virginity?

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  25. Whiskey, I think it really comes down to your definition of redneck. While Bill Clinton, for example, may have come from a redneck background, he isn’t the drunken wife beater his step-father was. Despite his background, he is and always was a culturally and intellectually curious man.

    I don’t see any of this in Palin. She is a inward-looking populist, and to me, she just sounds plain ignorant.

    James, that’s true enough, but that doesn’t make me want to settle on a Palin.

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  26. roissy The country’s already finished; may as well go out with a flourish.

    The “country’s” finished? Fine but that doesn’t mean that any particular individual’s life is finished. For many, they’ve only just begun to get started.

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  27. on September 6, 2008 at 1:26 pm Patrick Bateman

    The country’s already finished; may as well go out with a flourish.

    The country has more going for it than any other large Western nation. An Obama presidency would probably bring us down a bit, but certainly we are not finished yet.

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  28. Apropos of nothing, but sometimes I have the urge to gaze steadfastedly into Clio’s eyes, whispering sweet nothings as I slowly and “dangerously” slide my hand up her thigh…Now now my frightened little bird, no need to be afraid…

    Awwwww, isn’t that sweet?

    Clio

    p.s. Dougjnn, I’m not a self-caged tigress, I’m a self-restrained one…it’s different.

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  29. he should have just fucked her in the ass like a real player

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  30. Tupac 21:

    I live in the same town as Clio. I won’t exactly say that makes her, like, family or anything. Or that I’m jealous. I’m no hard guy. I’m a good man. I am! I’m good! I. am. not. jealous. Okay?

    But you might want to remember this: if you start anything with Clio…I could be nearby. Think about the implications of that little facterooni, Mr Chopra, Tupac, buddy. Got it? Huh? Think. About. That.

    Without a twinge of jealousy and in a spirit of open-mindedness, generosity, and non-possessiveness, I remain:

    Your worst nightmare, maybe,
    Patrick

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  31. LOL.

    When I once accidentally knocked up a total psycho my uncle’s advice to me was:

    ‘You have a European passport, take the next plane out and don’t come back.’

    Thankfully, I got to stay in Canada.

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  32. 30 PatrickH:

    No worries, my good man.

    I fear my advances would be all for naught….something tells me Clio wouldn’t be moved by such sophomoric shenanigans. I have a hunch that the only ones to break through Clio’s icy exterior would be the upper-class socialites….at some refined aristocratic garden party…quoting Chaucer, or somesuch.

    TC

    P.S. Anyone got a jpeg???

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  33. FUCK THEM BITCHES UP THE ASS AND MAKE THE HOLE GAPE!!!

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  34. ““There is no free lunch, and there is no worry-proof sex, especially for the young, who want to protect their fertility.”

    What about the kind of sex that dare not speak its name? Well, someone had to say it!”

    Large cummy dingleberries are a worry. Unless she shaves her shit pussy.

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  35. Large cummy dingleberries are a worry. Unless she shaves her shit pussy.

    Too hideous for words.

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  36. I’m just drawing attention to a widespread national tragedy: poop shooting into dirty poop chutes.

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  37. Why bother having sex if you’re going to wear a condom anyway? I NEVER wear those things; they take away all the feeling.

    Working-class whites built this country, but have voted against their own interests by voting for the PC multi-culti statists of both parties.

    Until taxation is abolished, it’s going to get much worse.

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  38. Tupac 32:

    Whew. Glad there’s no need for us to be all unfriendly-like. I can look after myself and all, but man, you could just drive-by on an elephant, point your lingam and skull-f*ck my sahasrara chakra. Just like that. From thirty yards away, ride off on your ‘phant, and no-one the wiser. Glad to hear you’re not looking to lower my karma after all.

    Shanti out TC…yo om.

    P.S. I don’t think clio’s a Chaucer fan. I’m still trying to find what does it for her. Maybe you should just go roots, TC: desi-rap, hindu hip-hop, brown-black her untouchable caucasianosity with your sub-continental inner-city charm. It’s worked on king cobras and Faith Evans hasn’t it?

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  39. I can’t allow such a slander to stand. I do too like Chaucer.

    Mr, er, Chopra, your assumptions about my taste in men are all wrong. It’s clear you’ve never read my blog.

    Clio

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  40. Levi Johnston is a nice looking kid who almost certainly regrets getting Bristol Palin pregnant.

    That stated, lets be fair and consider his position though. He will have a pretty darn-nice looking wife, daughter of a successful politician (who is now-famous and will likely reap many financial benefits of that fame even if the Republicans lose THIS election), a young bride who obviously loves to fuck (talk to your friends privately and you will find out that not eveyone has much of a sex drive—-and I have guy AND gal pals who only get it once a week——I once had a gal pal whom I used to fuck with enormous tits and a better than average face and body who only got sex ONCE A MONTH from her ex husband), a young bride who is very fertile—thus facilitating two or three more kids if he is inclined to have a nice-sized family, a woman who was indeed college material mentally, and finally a good ol’ gal who almost certainly isn’t pretentious and doesn’t have to have gourmet meals served in white crystal and fine china over broad linen. Bristol Palin will be happy with chicken out of a bucket and diet pepsi………………………………..he wouldn’t be doing too badly by getting hitched to this chick.

    Its a “fairy tale” to think that our ancestors were all “in lovey-dubey-smoochy-kissy-wuuuuuubbbbbb” when they got hitched in the past. You play around and get your shots in, but settle before you get too old to be valued so you can raise a couple of kids folks. Thats the way it has been done for thousands of years. Just hope you “settle DOWN” with someone who has an amenable personally and not some Paris Hilton/Sarah Silverman-type personality who will drive you bonkers.

    Ive found whiskey’s post on this topic especially illuminating. I agree with every syllable he has uttered. We sure as hell could use an Andrew Jackson again.

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  41. 38 PatrickH:

    Glad to hear you’re not looking to lower my karma after all.

    Das a’ight…I just be keepin’ it real on the Samsara tip, yo

    P.S. I don’t think clio’s a Chaucer fan. I’m still trying to find what does it for her. Maybe you should just go roots, TC: desi-rap, hindu hip-hop, brown-black her untouchable caucasianosity…

    LOL @ “caucasianosity”

    39 Clio:

    Mr, er, Chopra, your assumptions about my taste in men are all wrong.

    That may well be, and despite my having taken a gander at your blog once long ago, I do suffer from an overactive imagination.

    Let me try again: tall, dark, broad-shouldered, square-jawed who “miraculously” also has the soul of a poet….or at least pretends to. Heh.

    It’s clear you’ve never read my blog.

    Is this an insult or an invitation?

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  42. on September 6, 2008 at 6:28 pm Anonymous10000

    Random question for Roissy:

    What would the implications be of a male birth control pill?

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  43. on September 6, 2008 at 7:19 pm somebody from half sigma's blog

    btw, i agree with what whiskey wrote above.

    whiskey usually gets it right. people only get irate and spew ad hominems at someone when they’ve got absolutely nothing else to debate a person with.

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  44. I have it on very good authority that Levi appreciates a thick, rich, luxuriant Glorious Natural Pelt.

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  45. Given Bristol’s ugly hands, Levi doesn’t appreciate the wonders of acrylics.

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  46. a young bride who obviously loves to fuck

    Just because she became pregnant doesn’t mean that she likes sex now or in the future. By that logic, men should marry single-moms as the children are evidence of her desire for sex.

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  47. Completely Off-Topic:

    When Betas Attack:

    http://ap.google.com/article/ALeqM5i4bxJHgkjX2tS26hjBd5axR2JBLgD930R0BG0

    Sounds like Whiskey (and Roissy) fodder to me….

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  48. on September 7, 2008 at 12:10 pm Days of Broken Arrows

    David Alexander wrote: “By that logic, men should marry single-moms as the children are evidence of her desire for sex.”

    Um, dude, from experience, single moms do like sex. Not that anyone should marry one, but just in case anyone wanted to know…

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  49. #11 Day of Broken Arrows et al
    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Splash_conception

    or as the old joke goes, “Mommy, where do lawyers come from?”

    i recall reading that 8% of women using anal sex as a birth control method get pregnant. then again, that little data item probably came from Wikipedia too …

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  50. Lets dispense with the attempt to sweet talk Clio into sexual fun. She can see through that. I will be blunt with her: I saw her tiny photo on her blog and can say that I would love to fuck her brains out: raw, physical, animal sex. Like all women Clio has that inner, secret, dirty little whore that she needs to let out every now and then. Tell me I am wrong Clio.

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  51. D:

    You are wrong, you pathetic fucking loser. Now fuck off.

    Clio’s Hometown Boy

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  52. PatrickH:

    You really should stop idealizing Clio. Trust me, like most women she loves a nice, thorough, hard, sweaty fuck. I bet she moans and screams with the right lover. I bet she loves lots of delicious oral sex performed on her as well, both before and after she has that nice big cock inside her.

    She is just as much a whore as a madonna.

    Oh yeah, and fuck off yourself. Pussy.

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  53. D: …and fuck off yourself. Pussy.

    Okay D! Just don’t be mad at me! Please! Okay!

    Parenthetically, it is interesting that you think that loving a good, hard fuck makes a woman a whore. And loving to receive oral sex.

    Wow…what sluts these women be! To enjoy sex clearly makes them creatures of Satan.

    What a puritan you are, you nasty little pest. You obviously hate and fear women’s sexuality.

    Given your obvious terror of female sexuality, being called a “pussy” just tells me how afraid you are. Of women. Of sex. Of me.

    Little little D. Little Dee Dee.

    Sleep tight, tiny, and dream of big wet vaginae dentatae coming to SWALLOW YOU UP.

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  54. 53 PatrickH

    Sleep tight, tiny, and dream of big wet vaginae dentatae coming to SWALLOW YOU UP.

    It’s an extremely rare man who isn’t afraid of women. Are you always unafraid, PatrickH? Or only when you’re on your hormone treatments?

    So you’re now you’re on to Clio? My you are a fickle one….

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  55. sara!

    I don’t get it. Why would you disdain my comments in defense of Clio from the would-be depredations of fiddle Dee Dee?

    Besides, I am afraid of women. I care about their good opinion of me. I care about your good opinion of me! A woman who genuinely despises me and says so can hurt me very badly, if I like and respect her, in a way that no man can. Is that fear? Then I am afraid.

    I still don’t get it. Why would you get pissed on behalf of the likes of D?

    Oh, and don’t be upset I’m now “on to Clio”, whatever that means. I contain multitudes, although unlike Whitman, my multitudes include women as objects of desire, not just the boys of summer, so to speak.

    I will always have a soft spot for you in my heart, sara. That could never change.

    So what’s with the cold shoulder?

    Fearfully,
    Patrick

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  56. Roissy, you’re a real idiot.

    First you attack Levi’s irresponsibility with an arrogant grandiosity. Then you propose that your own solution to the situation would be to double Levi’s irresponsibility and couple that with gross threats to the mother of what would happen to the child once you abandon it.

    Levi is owning up to his responsibility to the child and is willing to be a present father while you are only concerned with hiding your assets and running away — knowing fully well that children raised without fathers do suffer. Somehow you feel qualified to preach to Levi of his idiocy?!

    You’re psychotic!

    Levi 1, Roissy 0.

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  57. Patrick H:

    Dear Patty,

    You really do not understand what I am saying when I talk about a woman’s inner and often secret whore. I love the inner whore, I love finding her, fucking her, doing all those nasty things to her that she so desires but rarely finds a man unbridled enough to share with her. I think Clio has that inner whore. Clio knows it, I know it. Once Clio’s inner whore is unleashed, she feels pleasure in a way she does not feel elsewhere. Just the thought turns me on.

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  58. 57 D:

    You really do not understand what I am saying when I talk about a woman’s inner and often secret whore. I love the inner whore, I love finding her, fucking her, doing all those nasty things to her that she so desires but rarely finds a man unbridled enough to share with her. I think Clio has that inner whore. Clio knows it, I know it. Once Clio’s inner whore is unleashed, she feels pleasure in a way she does not feel elsewhere. Just the thought turns me on.

    I’m Tupac Chopra and I approve this message.

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  59. Sal
    Whiskey, I think it really comes down to your definition of redneck. While Bill Clinton, for example, may have come from a redneck background, he isn’t the drunken wife beater his step-father was. Despite his background, he is and always was a culturally and intellectually curious man

    Please get out of my head!

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  60. A little late to the show, but let me put out the obvious: from what I hear, Bristol is very much like her mother. She knows what she wants, and takes it. Bristol decided she wanted a child and a husband, but on her terms. And did so.

    (Many girlfriends of my oldest daughter, now 20, got pregnant as teenagers. Knowing these kids, I’d say two pregnancies were genuine accidents and one was clearly a plan by the girl. Oddly, none of this has been predictive on which relationships lasted and which ones didn’t.)

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  61. First of all, society needs to stop blaming the male. No one knows the exact situation that led to the pregnancy, but it doesn’t take a rocket scientist, a magician, a Harvard Graduate, or a Dr. Phil to explain to teens how pregnancy can occur. In our society, girls at ANY age don’t have to be held accountable because they simply don’t have testicles that releases sperm and also don’t have a penis that holds an erection, so the horny guy is responsible. Lets get this staight. You idiots of Feminism culture. Girls today are blessed with the fact that since they can decide when they spread their legs, it is the guys fault that this has happened. That’s total bull crap. Nature is what
    it is. Back when the Bible was written for all you freak ass religious fucks, a 16 year old girl was considered a ripe age to be married. You all want to change the facts, but you interpret things to fit your own personal aggenda today. Levi is human. The Palins are horny. It’s not all his fault. The fact that Bristal is the Governor’s daughter may have dismayed both their actions of responsibility. He was 18 and she 17, so what. He did not rape her as many claim. She is JUST AS WRONG AS HE IS.

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