Game as told by the lolcats

Checking out the scene

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The approach

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The opener

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Disarming the cockblock

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Winning over the male friend

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Getting attraction

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Building rapport

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Dealing with shit tests

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Isolation

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Comfort

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Makeout

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Fuck close

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OR

Number close

omgwtfknockfirst.jpg

Mistake

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Comments


  1. it’s like the goddamn zoo in the DC blogosphere the last couple of days…but I must admit I laughed my ass off at these regardless.

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  2. hahahahahaha. funny cause its true.

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  3. Sorry! I won’t put up puppy pictures anymore! Sheesh.

    They were funny though.

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  4. Love it – particularly “The Opener.”

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  5. hahaha…that’s adorable.
    Cats creep me out sometimes. Particularly fat american ones.

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  7. Thanks for the laugh!

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  8. oh like omg i am so laughing my eyes out because of that
    OMG WTF!?! KNOCK FIRST!!!
    that one is gotta be the funniest!

    ~~#zipp#~~

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  9. […] her, he gets so wrapped up in his early forward progress that he is afraid to break the rhythm by moving the girl to an isolated location for deeper rapport. But he must do this, because deep rapport in a relatively quiet spot away from […]

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  10. This is the worst fucking blog.

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  11. Fab

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  12. hahahahahahahahhahahahhahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

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