Dating In The City: A Series

Zeets: Hey man, I just got this email from the chick I had a date with last night. Check it out.

Hello. Just a quick e-mail to tell you sorry, but I’m just not interested. Thank you for that show of immaturity in my car yesterday, it solidified my decision.

I wish you the best of luck in finding someone.

–L.

Me: What show of immaturity is she talking about?

Zeets: I stuck out my tongue and flicked it in and out like a snake. How is that immature? A new post?

Me: Yes, a new post.





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  1. Didn’t Zeets see “Scarface” as a kid?

    The “sticking your tounge out move” doesn’t always work.

    Flipping Coke, partying, and dressing sharp does.

    – MPM

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  2. If flicking his tongue annoyed her, I think she was probably too uptight to enjoy partying and coke.

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  3. Zeets, were you doing a demonstration of what you would do to her cunt?

    Kick a bitch certainly approves.

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  4. hahahaha… no doubt

    fuck that slut

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  5. I would tell her

    “if you don’t want I offer then look elswhere and keep your judgments to yourself
    Regards.

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  6. on November 4, 2008 at 5:31 pm Anonymous coward

    Jeez, I simply detest the “Just a quick email/note/whatever to…” phrase! Ugh!

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  7. Did he meet her on JDate? And if so, tell him to close his account. JAPs (not Jewish girls generally, just JAPS specifically) are the absolute worst. I imagine a DC Jap must be especially noxious. If this girl is neither from DC nor a JAP, disregard this message.

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  8. response:

    “No need for apologies, thanks for not wasting my time further.

    I am sure there is someone out there with a sense of humor 😛

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  9. Also, that last bit is a colon then the letter P.

    a goofy emoticon would not emphasize the concept.

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  10. “Jeez, I was just tasting your pheromones. Way to be a judgemental cunt.”

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  11. You understand why so many men have a lifelong contempt for women after going through dating experiences like this.

    That is, unless a man can reframe these experiences.

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  12. a “date” and no lay !?!

    “a woman will always forgive the man who tries to seduce her; but she’ll never forgive the man who doesn’t.”

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  13. Obviously, she needs to get laid.

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  14. on November 4, 2008 at 6:56 pm Maxwell Demon

    Zeets: I agree with my colleagues, she sounds like she’s wound too tight for Vietnam and/or New Orleans. How was the sex?

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  15. I must say, I have no idea whatsoever as to what this post means.

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  16. The advantage of JDate is the harsh pre-screening by the chicks, if some 7 is out on a date with you, she REALLY likes you, and it’s a done deal. Above that, it gets REALLY interesting. As in 500 emails sent out for 5 dates.

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  17. I stuck out my tongue and flicked it in and out like a snake
    *swoons*
    She has no idea what she passed up 🙂

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  18. Nate
    Zeets, were you doing a demonstration of what you would do to her cUnt?

    yes he was 🙂

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  19. I tried JDate once. For the record, I am 0% Jewish. 100% Northern European genetically, atheist by religion, Catholic by religious upbringing.

    I didn’t get very far (this was a few years back), but I did get myself called a “filthy papist” by one especially feisty girl.

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  20. LOL!!!
    Could you please send my e-mail to Zeets?
    Thanks

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  21. this chick needs to be donkey punched.

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  22. You gotta make the money first. Then when you get the money, you get the power. Then when you get the power, you get the women.

    If you skip these steps and jump right in with the snake tongue move, you get slapped. Especially if you’re Cuban.

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  23. Nina
    LOL!!!
    Could you please send my e-mail to Zeets?
    Thanks

    LOLROF @ Nina. I was thinking the same thing 😉

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  24. Speaking of “a new post,” how about a politically incorrect reader survey:

    Q1. What is your gender?
    a. Female
    b. Male

    Q2. How would you classify your race?
    a. Caucasoid (white)
    b. Negroid (black)
    c. Mongoloid (Asian)
    d. Other
    e. A mixture of two or more of the above

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  25. anon you forgot an age question

    Female, African-American, 21 and 5’9.5

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  26. What was the context? were you pseudo-dirty-talking or where you discussing the election?

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  27. Key phrase from dumpee’s e-mail: “in my car.”

    If Zeets had his own wheels – like a monster truck or a Harley – he could have flicked whatever he wanted at her and still scored.

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  28. on November 5, 2008 at 4:49 am ironrailsironweights

    @24 –

    I’m a transgendered Eskimo.

    Peter

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  29. Zeets is not funny. At all.

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  30. 27 ATC

    “If Zeets had his own wheels – like a monster truck or a Harley – he could have flicked whatever he wanted at her and still scored.”

    True. I have a bike and babes dig it. You can get away with quite a bit. I’ve also used it as an excuse to get some offbeat threads like officer steifel, a kraut style helmet and some Nazi retro jackets and coveralls. Easy parking too.

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  31. 29 Higgs Boson

    Zeets is not funny. At all.

    Don’t be such a pussy.

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  32. A woman with some taste meets up with a guy with none. You expected a happy ending?

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  33. chic 25,

    Which question was 5′9.5 intended to address — gender, race or age?

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  34. JDate is a niche marketing ploy to pair up sub-cultures of Jews, nerds with nerds, religious with religious, JAPs with rich boys. If Zeets can work it as a player, more power to him, because it’s “harder” than IRL, because attraction is so indirect due to the medium and rejection is so direct (and for most men, common.)

    I use it because it’s the best way to meet nerdy Jewish chicks, given that they won’t be out much.

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