Yuppie Child Substitute

World’s smallest dog.

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If it’s possible to be 300% gay, this accessory will do it.

(the zoo is now closed.)





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  1. If you diamond plate it and put it on a thick gold chain, you can totally pimp that shit.

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  2. umm plenty of men in new york have dogs this small. they also dress them in outfits them and parade them all over town. this of course, is solely used to get women. and it works!

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  3. i was thinking about using it as a backscratcher. (comes with handle. assembly required.)

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  4. These dogs should only be used for feeding snakes.

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  5. The only word I have to describe that is: kickable!

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  6. If one wants a small pet, at least get an alpha small pet, like a Mongoose or a ferret.

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