Watch Megan Fox Get Disarmed By A Neg

Megan Fox, by all accounts, is one of the bitchiest cunts in Hollywood. In interviews, she usually disorients the male host or the male guests seated around her. Because she is a genuine 9.5 at the peak of her beauty (23 years old), no man seems capable of properly gaming her, not even popularity-cresting celebrities like Seth Rogen (watch at 4:00). Fox admits as much in this article. She’s a killer queen, dynamite with a laser beam.

If ever there was a chick who could provide a world class challenge to a master seducer, Megan Fox is the one. So I was surprised to see that the man who stepped to the plate is a schlumpy herb-like character who moonlights as a stand-up comedian. He interviews Fox and her disappearing male co-star in this video (thanks to reader A for sending the link):

At 0:24, the herb negs her: “I’m sorry, just one second”. He even matches his neg with alpha body language when he sticks his hand out, palm down, a gesticulation that communicates he is silencing a small child. Immediately, you can see in her face that Fox is rattled, in a good way, her blank expression replaced by a shocked open-mouthed smile. She’s knocked off-kilter, probably because she’s not used to getting negged, let alone negged from a no-name herb.

At 0:37, she attempts to regain her tankgrrl composure. Except she goes so far over the top trying to look tough, what with her head cock, knitted eyebrows, and super serious glower, that her cover is blown. She’s been reduced to ridiculousness.

At 1:50, neg number two. The herb says her male co-star is distracted by her sitting next to him (this is a subtle tooling of the co-star) so it would be best if she put a bag over her head. Now, it’s clear he’s being funny, but how many female movie stars would agree to put a bag over their heads? Fox is game, because the interviewer set the frame early on and softened her up when he punched through her studied, chilly ice queen exterior with the first neg at 0:24. She’s warmed up to him so she’s more amenable to his suggestions. She puts the bag over her head and keeps it there. I don’t think I’ve ever seen Fox that playful in an interview before. This is a hot babe who NEEDS — who is BEGGING — for a man to game the living shit out of her.

This video reminds me of Neil Strauss’ anecdote in the book “The Game” where he’s interviewing Britney Spears and getting nowhere until he decides to run game on her. Game opens up Britney — metaphorically if not literally — to revealing more of herself and asking for Strauss’ phone number at the end of the interview.

I believe this video is evidence of the awesome power of the neg over high quality women. A herb negged Megan Fox, arguably the hottest chick in Hollywood today, and her eyes blazed with attraction. Naturally, the doubting betas will counter: “But there’s no way he’s banging her.” They miss the point. If a herb can get a positive reaction from a woman in the top 0.01% of attractiveness and social power with a simple throwaway neg, then the average everyday beta who applies the same game principles can pursue and FUCK girls who are a point higher than the women to which he is accustomed. A beta improving from dating 5s to dating 6s might not seem like a huge change on paper, but in reality it is a radical alteration of lifestyle. Given that it is women who “date up” — a fact contingent upon the greater relative expense of eggs compared to sperm — a man who, in effect, flips the selection script and “dates up” with the help of game, even if he only dates up one beauty point from 5 to 6, will experience exponential happiness that attests to the tremendous psychosexual rewards a minor jump up the female market value scale brings a man.





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  1. Just goes to show that ALL women are insecure cunts that can be manipulated if you have the time or inclination to do so.

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  2. her head tilt after being negged, like she’s looking at a shiny object, is interesting.

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  3. Watched without sound, but I noticed her hair stroking at the 3:40(?) mark. I like the host’s body language, sitting back, definitely not leaning in hanging on every word.

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  4. I don’t know if this makes me alpha or simply curmudgeonly but Fox was indeed acting like a child who had not received the quantity of attention she deemed appropriate. The interviewer’s reaction was in turn appropriate regardless of the sexual dynamic.

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  5. I think the guy is a shlubby hipster tool, but he did well putting this no-talent, tatoo-covered cunt in her place.

    Of course he’s running the interview as a joke—no one much cares about the co-star or “Hotel for Dogs,” and its clear from the laughter from the crew that they “get” that Schlubby Hipster Interviewer is messing with everyone’s expectionations.

    Wouldn’t be surprised if Schlubby Hipster Interviewer is a comedian or comedy writer in real life, as this reads almost like a comedy act.

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  6. Roissy, DOUBLE NEG alert!

    It’s hidden, but at the 1:50 bag neg the interviewer negs her again. When she looks confused, he explains to her (like she’s a child) about how in acting class this is what you do when someone is distracting you—put a bag over their head.

    This implies to Fox—who has been dinged for her “I’m only pretty, no talent” persona—that she’s never been to acting and has no skills at it.

    It’s a bit like saying to someone you work with, “Well, back at Harvard, we did it like this.”

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  7. Fox has said that what attracted her to Brian Austin Green was how laid back and normal he was in contrast to all the “douchey” guys that kept approaching her. Now that doesn’t mean he didn’t run game on her, whether natural or practiced. He obviously did. But if you are going to game someone like Fox everything has to appear absolutely effortless.

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  8. Matt’s done this before. He also gamed Zooey Deschanel (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ckneOUncbu8) and Jessica Biel.

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  9. Note the emphasis on the term “acting” in his pandering explanation to her. Doubles down on her lack of skill on the screen.

    By the end, guys, I would bet she’s two drinks away from hooking up with interviewer. No joke, she just needs some more of his negging and an excuse.

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  10. Pupu agrees with bobo. Megan blushed anxiously throughout the second half of the interview and was about to burst into tears.

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  11. Fucking awesome.

    Other things to note:

    1. The whole time the interviewer’s talking to Johnny, he NEVER looks at her. She’s so addicted to male attention that when two men are in her presence and neither of them looks at her for 20 seconds straight, she becomes unsure of herself. This is common in hot girls.

    2. At 1:40 when he says, “Tarantino stays in nice hotels,” a “joke” that is not even remotely funny, Fox laughs uncontrollably. When women say they want a guy who makes them laugh, this is what they mean.

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  12. need a metric, ginatinglometer…what did she hit, scale or 1-10?

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  13. Tru dat, Roissy.

    There is a very good reason why, of all the methods, tools and techniques within Game’s arsenal, thee most talked about is the Neg.

    Its because simply, IT WORKS.

    And Women-especially the truly hot ones-like Miss Fos-know it.

    Every Woman who is a 7.5 on the Hotness Scale gets Negs from The Obsidian early and often, if they’re 9s they get em every 60 seconds. Nonstop. Like Desert Storm, I will use em like sorties. 10,000 Negs around the clock, in all manner of ways, too. Each one designed to batter her Bitch Shield to pieces.

    And…IT WORKS.

    One reason why is because of the way I do it. Like everything else, its smooth, non-chalant, laidback, off the cuff.

    When I first got turned on to Negs, I immediately saw the logic behind them, because I used to tease my younger sisters ALL THE TIME. I was a serious practical joker when I was younger.

    So it was simply a matter of transferring that into today’s terms. Piece of cake.

    I especially enjoy negging the smart gals. Nothing quite like it, actually.

    I experimented with the various kinds of Negs, like the “Shotgun Neg” designed for use on a group rather than an individual, the “Sniper Neg” designed for use on the Downlow and targetted at one person within a larger group, and so on.

    Then I came up with a few variations of my own, such as the Daisycutter Neg-basically one big group Neg right out the gate that deliberately pisses the ladies off (and takes them completely off their square, that’s the point), the Burning Question Neg, which is basically a killer neg framed as a question (and also compliance testing at the same time; always remember, he who asks questions has control of the conversation), and of course, the Phasers On Stun Neg, a quick jolt to a Hottie’s system, designed to damn near knock her out, much like what happened to Ms. Fox above. These and a few others I keep up my sleeve on standby when and where I need them. Usually I can come up with something on the spot because I’m fairly quick on my feet.

    But yea, by all means brothers, learn how to use the Neg. The more you neg the hotness, the more poon you WILL get.

    Guaranteed.

    The Obsidian

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  14. “2. At 1:40 when he says, “Tarantino stays in nice hotels,” a “joke” that is not even remotely funny, Fox laughs uncontrollably.”

    The other impressive thing is he doesn’t take her laughter bait as 99% of guys would.

    He instead ups the ante with the bag diss. Heavy Game.

    The other thing is after he disses with the first neg, he give the actor chump a stern look to check him.

    Great control.

    – MPM

    [editor: good catches. the “laughtrack” is one of the worst beta tells a man can commit. the interviewer keeps a straight face throughout. tight game.]

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  15. on September 15, 2009 at 1:42 pm HUNGRY HUNGRY HIPPOS YO

    hahaha this is great, well done herbie.

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  16. Here is another interview of her by some other beta:

    In this one she controls the frame with her nonsensical comments.

    The beta gets completely owned.

    – MPM

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  17. Something CRUCIAL:

    Notice her right hand gripping the armchair in the beginning of the interview. But at 37 seconds when she cocks her head as roissy mentioned, she also repositions her arm (probably over her handbag) and holds out a limp wrist. From a popular book on body language:

    “Walking or sitting while holding a Limp Wrist is a submission signal used exclusively by women and gay men. In a similar way, a bird feigns a damaged wing to distract prey away from its nest. In other words, it’s a great attention-getter. It’s very attractive to men because it makes them feel as if they can dominate.”

    So even though the head cock might have been a blatant attempt by Megan to regain her composure, her body, in the form of a submissive hand gesture, betrayed her true emotional state: post-neg gina tinglings for the host.

    [editor: another great catch. class is in session.]

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  18. Does anyone else find her not attractive? Like, not at all?

    I’m sure the PUA “biomechanics-is-God” types would chalk this up to a defense mechanism or “sour grapes”, but I usually prefer the sweet, girl-next-door “7” over the never-smiling, insincere “SHB9.835” girls. I think my mind’s perception of what is attractive has evolved with experience and has trained itself to like nicer girls– the quirky/cute ones and not the “hot” girls everyone seems to want.

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  19. Saw this earlier today. Is this interview staged i.e. pre-planned? If not, it’s great.

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  20. the never-smiling, insincere “SHB9.835″ girls

    Don’t let the bitch shield fool you. The you have breached the defenses of this kind of girl you find that they aren’t any different other girls. It’s all an act.

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  21. Sorry, Anonymous 2:01 is me.

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  22. You know, this guy strikes me more of a variant on the hipster d-bag than a herb. Like Kimmel, he’s oafishness is more an affectation, or character, than a result of being beaten down by a girlfriend.

    Sorry, Cless, MF is hot, I am sure that she would distract me and make me an idiot in person. On the other hand, I wonder about accidental game where a guy would freeze out the hot girl and only talk to her supporting cast?

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  23. Chess, I feel the same way abotu Angelina Jolie. She’s got a seriously fucked-up face, even younger. Great body, but nothing any other chica in Hollywood doesn’t have.

    Gia was a snore fest for me.

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  24. Another bitch acting like she’s a man. Unattractive. Masculine attitudes in women are unattractive no matter how hot they are.

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  25. Ps referring to the article roissy linked.

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  26. Anonymous

    The fact that a woman has a bitch-shield is a sign of poor moral character. It’s rude and unladylike. I don’t care if it’s “all an act”. That’s like a rich man who treats people in service like shit but then says “I’m not really an asshole. I don’t really hate poor people.”

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  27. Cless Alvein

    “Does anyone else find her not attractive?”

    She is certainly not my first choice. Looks wise or personality wise (judging by the interviews). Never even seen one of her crappy movies.

    Seems like she would be fun to rage in a hotel room with beeks, beans and mad booze though.

    – MPM

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  28. Do ultra-hot A-list actresses go through much inner torment when they have to do nude scenes with some unknown actor in front of the film crew, which likely includes gofer-grip-beta boys? … repeat takes, being yelled at by the director, lighting crew saying “the light is all wrong on the breast area”

    That’s pretty hot.

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  29. The truth

    “Another bitch acting like she’s a man. Unattractive. Masculine attitudes in women are unattractive no matter how hot they are.”

    Well said.

    I would take a feminine, un-famous, beautiful latina girl over this broad any day.

    – MPM

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  30. Butters,

    “In a similar way, a bird feigns a damaged wing to distract prey away from its nest. In other words, it’s a great attention-getter. It’s very attractive to men because it makes them feel as if they can dominate.”

    So even though the head cock might have been a blatant attempt by Megan to regain her composure, her body, in the form of a submissive hand gesture, ”

    This is super interesting.

    You will notice at :48 that with her limp wrist, she moves her fingers and works her ring trying to get attention from the interviewer.

    A few seconds later she purses her lips in another effort to gain attention.

    Then seconds later puts on a big smile.

    This was masterful.

    – MPM

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  31. Interesting watching the two interviews back-to-back, the original one posted by Roissy followed by the EW interview posted by MPM. The difference is stark, both in how the interviewer is handling himself and controlling the frame, and in the reactions of Fox. Actually, in the second one, the interviewer fails to control not just Fox, but the entire group (set). I plan to study both of these clips in detail and also watch for more Megan Fox interviews in the future.

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  32. It’s safe to saw the “It” girl of the moment felt like Cousin It when this interview ended.

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  33. Don’t have much to add, but here’s a question on body language.

    We talk about congruence a lot. If you throw out some alpha signals on purpose but betray a lot of beta body language for instance, a girl will stay turned off (maybe even worse?).

    How about incongruent body language. If you’ve gotten better at walking straight backed, chin up, with the thousand yard stare, contrapposto with your drink by your hip, etc., but you’re not doing the look-at-my-crouch pose while sitting or you’re leaning casually against a bar but your wrist isn’t stiff, what’ll happen?

    A) The alpha body language outweighs the beta body language and you’re viewed as an alpha.

    B) They’re weighed against each other and so you’re better off than you were before but you’re viewed as neutral until you speak.

    C) The incongruency is obvious and you’re as bad as if you had never tried at all.

    Since A+C are extremes, B is the likely answer, but I wonder if it leans more towards A or C and what the implications are.

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  34. Or in other words, don’t be a supplicating pu**y. The negging is unnecessary.

    [editor: negging is often the only way to demonstrate anti-supplication. negging may not be necessary, but it sure is helpful.]

    The problem with most men who deal with women like Megan Fox isn’t that they aren’t negging, it’s that they are all supplicating. All he did at 24 seconds in, was not let her get away with walking all over him, which really isn’t a neg, but rather him just being a man that doesn’t place the pu**y on a pedestal.

    As for the bag over the head and Hollywood acting comments, that wouldn’t work with 99% of men. The Hollywood comments only work if you know her background, and have some kind of knowledge about Hollywood and acting. And with the bag bit, you can tell that he is kind of feeling her out. You can see him slowly paying attention to how she is reacting to what he is saying when he is getting the bag ready and slowly making the comment. You teach this to most guys and they’ll just go around yelling “Put a bag on your head!”, and end up losing most of the women they try to neg.

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  35. My assumption is that she knows good publicity when it falls in her lap (though it takes her a minute or so to catch on).

    And it worked, this interview has gotten about 1000 times more play than a more conventional one would have (thanks to helpful folks like Roissy). Viral marketing at it’s most disarming.

    Also, I’m not so sure the limp wrist means what butter thinks it does in this context. A limp wrist on an extended arm is one thing, a limp wrist with the arm draped over the back of the chair is another. It looks to me more like a (not terribly convincing) display that she’s not rattled.

    In other news, is it just me or has this blog been getting boring lately? I actually kind of miss Wendy Schwartz. The awkward but real courtship between her and Roissy was a lot more interesting and entertaining than tales of Amish love. Or …. OH MY FREAKING GOD!!!! I JUST FIGURED IT OUT!!!! Wendy Schwartz HAS BEEN ABSENT FROM THIS BLOG BECAUSE SHE’S BEEN IN ROISSY’S BED!!!!! SHE’S THE NEW PARAMOUR WHO “FUCKS LIKE A CHAMP”!!!!

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  36. on September 15, 2009 at 2:37 pm Christopher Tracy

    This is a tad off-topic, but is it me or is Megan Fox incredibly overrated and mediocre looking? I’d no doubt fuck her, but I can list at least 50 other celebrities who are better looking than she is. Hell, a lot of women I see in everyday life look better than she does. I don’t understand her appeal.

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  37. “BTW they’re baaaaaack . . .
    http://bloggingheads.tv/diavlogs/22498

    I can’t tell who looks more like a lesbian, Hymowitz or Wilkinson.

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  38. Here is a good neg for Megan Fox: when talking with her on camera, call her “Linds – er, Megan.”

    I can’t watch youtube vids from here, but checking out her pics online she has that Lindsay Lohanish thing going on.

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  39. Her body language after that initial neg is extremely telling.

    Note the position of the head prior to the neg being delivered.

    Then watch as she cants her head to the side AFTER the neg is delivered. As someone else already mentioned, notice her limp wrist as well.

    Head canting typically indicates as a sign of interest. In other words the individual is interested in you or what you have to say. It’s also a sign of submissiveness.

    A quote from a book I’ve been reading:

    As we have already seen, when the head is tilted to one side the person looks helpless and appealing. The origins of head-canting can be traced by the way that babies rest their head on their parent’s shoulder, and the fact that tilting the head to one side exposes a vulnerable part of the body, the neck. The head-cant is an ideal courtship signal because it sends a message of appeasement – it’s a way of saying to the other person, “Look, I trust you so much that I’m prepared to expose a really vulnerable part of my body to you.”

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  40. Megan Fox is softened up in that clip.

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  41. it’s funny how some of the richest, most powerful men in the world, supreme alphas in every other sense of the word, can be laid low by a woman, and yet the unassailable supremacy of very hot women remains engrained in many people’s minds.

    i remember reading the game and noting how strauss went out of his way to state that didn’t think he actually had a chance with spears, just that she became friendlier once he started gaming here. knowing what we know about spears now, does anyone doubt that he probably could have fucked her?

    just remember, the hotter they are, the harder they fall.

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  42. I can’t tell who looks more like a lesbian, Hymowitz or Wilkinson.

    Hey, don’t knock Will’s girlish good looks.

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  43. Spears fell utterly under the spell of Kevin Federline, a young, dirty-looling industry nobody, at a time when she was still on top of her career and still considered a sex symbol. No doubt KF gamed her.

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  44. An alternative to the she’s a dumb bitch crowd.

    “a comment she made to them about being able to count the number of guys she’s gotten naked in front of on one hand.”

    “I have no problem with commitment — you can’t have a real relationship without it. I can flip on a switch in my brain, and even if the next Brad Pitt is standing next to me, I won’t look at him. But I can also turn that switch off, and then I collect attractive boys.”

    Compare to Lohan or Hilton.

    Strong relationship mentality. Not whoring it up. Was nice to flower-boy when she saw the picture. Not impressed by wealth.

    Then again, asked Megatron to wipeout middle America, called Michael Bay Hitler.

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  45. “This is a tad off-topic, but is it me or is Megan Fox incredibly overrated and mediocre looking? I’d no doubt fuck her, but I can list at least 50 other celebrities who are better looking than she is. Hell, a lot of women I see in everyday life look better than she does. I don’t understand her appeal.”

    She’s hot on the big screen, but in this clip she just looks pale and pasty.

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  46. One thing you can count on like the rising of the sun: whenever you discuss a famously attractive woman, guys who will never get within a hundred yards of her will rush to declare how not-hot and ordinary-looking they find her.

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  47. Aaron

    “One thing you can count on like the rising of the sun: whenever you discuss a famously attractive woman, guys who will never get within a hundred yards of her will rush to declare how not-hot and ordinary-looking they find her.”

    Many of us aren’t star struck.

    – MPM

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  48. Explain why Megan Fox is a 9.5 and not a 10.

    I say 9.8 minimum.

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  49. Boo, I caught something good too. Need positive affirmation.

    Oh crap, I’m being beta….

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  50. “Many of us aren’t star struck.”
    —too true, G, too true.

    Living in NYC, I’ve had brushes with famous chicks,a nd always they are less than what you thought. And not so glamorous.

    Anna Paquin: on the subway. Was chunky and plain faced–pre-True Blood days, when she was doing indie crap that didn’t requrie a trainer.

    Uma Thurman–looks like an ostrich.

    Natalie Portman–on the street, late at night, all done up, in about 5 inch heels (still shorter than me, natch). Was bawling like a baby. Definitely cute, but not the babe from Star Wars.

    Julia Styles—squinty-eyed hippie looking chick. doesn’t take care of herself.

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  51. “Explain why Megan Fox is a 9.5 and not a 10.

    I say 9.8 minimum.”
    —dyke:

    1. tatoos. Outrageous, garish tatoos. ugly to look at, meaningless.

    2. Thick eyebrows. Some guys don’t like.

    Explain why a lesbian like you likes her, skank.

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  52. And here, a prime example of anti-game

    http://melodymaker.posterous.com/the-reason-some-girls-stay-single-very-funny

    “The story is this: a girl was out with friends having drinks on King St (in Toronto ). This guy approaches her and won’t leave her alone -saying how cute she is. She finally gives in and hands the guy her business card to get rid of him.
    The attached is an MP3 file of not one, but TWO voicemails this guy left. This goes down in the history books – especially the second voice mail.
    After hearing them you can clearly see why she didn’t call him back – instead she called in to the Z103.5 morning show & had them play this on the air.
    Ladies: He is out there… 🙂

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  53. G manifesto: “he give the actor chump a stern look to check him.”

    I heard that loud and clear. “look: this is my interview, yo!”

    The other interview (with comicon nerd) you posted was classic also, as it shows how she generally dominates the crowd; “lookit me I am such a dirty bird; look at my nekkid legs; watch me be cute as I talk dirty.” It exemplifies why women should be called on it when they start talking like dirty birds in public.

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  54. “psychosexual”

    wow, aghastifying… was that a medical term?

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  55. I hate nerds who try to criticise the beauty of very beautiful women – but I’ve gotta say, Megan Fox is the most overrated girl in Hollywood. I cannot fucking BELIEVE Roissy would say she’s a 9.5.

    I feel like Winston Smith being disoriented under torture, O’Brien trying to convince me that there are 9.5 points in her beauty, when my eyes tell me clearly otherwise.

    She’s a 7 or 8. She just gives off a white trash, oily-skinned, rapidly depreciating (will-not-age-well) vibe.

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  56. “Explain why Megan Fox is a 9.5 and not a 10.

    I say 9.8 minimum.”
    —dyke:

    prolly cause Rossy told his smoochie that she was the only 10 out there.

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  57. KM, I think that voice mail thing has been proven to be a fake.

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  58. Who is a 10 if not Megan Fox? A 10 does have to exist somewhere.

    I believe these women were/are also 10s-

    Cindy Crawford in the early 90s.
    Scarlett Johaneson
    Mrs. Tiger Woods
    Aishwarya Rai
    Current Miss Universe…

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  59. At around the 47 minute mark, Wilkinson talks about how he’s refused to pay for drinks for women and inadvertently explained why that works because it “shows some cajones.”

    A few minutes later, he gives a simple piece of advice I think Roissy would agree with: “If men feel like they’re being exploited, they just need to push back.”

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  60. if there are two 10s alive, they are Adriana Lima and Megan Fox. Skankness doesn´t reduce beauty, it may only make it disappear fastly.

    I agree that Megan Fox has it written all over her that she won´t age well, yet it doesn´t change her CURRENT status as a 10

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  61. Living in NYC, I’ve had brushes with famous chicks,a nd always they are less than what you thought. And not so glamorous.

    I have had more brushes than most given the circles I travel in but a blast from the past are Paquin and Styles. Anna Paquin and Julie Styles were classmates of mine in college. Back then Paquin was chunkier and brunette but completely uninhibited if you get my meaning.

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  62. http://www.nypost.com/p/pagesix/follieri_bust_maroons_pooch_OoIY4guX7LnPA5MsRyuVUI

    breaking news. Anne Hathaway former BF was arrested for being part of the sicilian mafia. WHo could have imagined that a girl as hot as her would date a mafia guy?

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  63. Skankiness does diminish hotness in the sense that her beauty is devalued by her cheapness, making me less desirous of seeing her naked. That’s why Pam Anderson didn’t do much for me and tats/fakies are a turnoff.

    My 10s: Scarlett Johanssen in “Lost in Translation” and Irene Jacob in early-90s Kieslowski movies. Also Julie Delpy in “Before Sunrise.”

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  64. The only absolutely indisputable 10 I have seen would be in-her-prime Monica Bellucci. But Fox is a 9.9.

    Agree with gig on the skankiness and aging factors.

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  65. PAM Anderson has oversyzed breasts. She is deformed by that. There is beauty in proportionality, and Pamela failed that Just like that Scarlett girl Roissy posted months ago

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  66. There is one ultraskank that nevertheless is a near-10 for me: Paris Hilton. But if she got silicone or a tat, she would no longer be hot.

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  67. lurker,

    interestingly enough the celeb women you named probably make up three of the four ugliest leading women in film (Stiles, Thurman and Paquin – only leaving out Cameron Diaz for the perfect superfecta).

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  68. Two points:

    1)
    If “Game” became known as “Flipping the Script”, or “Pimp psychology”, I wonder how many more men would give it a chance. The term, “Game” alone makes one think they are going to have to learn mucho esoteric rules and psychological protocols. Most men have an idea of what “flipping the script” is.

    NUMBER TWO (PERHAPS THIS IS AN INSIGHT):

    Notice that young, attractive women with enough money to live out their lives comfortably like Britney Spears, Lindsey Lohan, Meagan Fox (even though she’s probably not that wealthy yet), Drew Barrymore (her 90’s behavior), Kate Moss, and numerous others all seem to follow pretty much the same script in their private lives?

    Lets examine what this means shall we? When a female has financial security out the wazoo, and is pretty enough to commandeer male attention from the top 20% of men………………………they cock-hop, eat pussy (experimenting), treat others like dogshit, act obnoxiously, slut-it-up-publically, and generally behave like frenzied coke-headed tramps.

    Is this a female’s default true nature? These are the women who “have it all” (looks, youth, lifetime financial security), and look at what they do with it.

    I dont want to be an amen corner for Lucifer here, but he might have something of a point about their nature if no religious beliefs restrain them……………………………they seem to be pretty decadent by nature.

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  69. If there is only one 10 that you have seen in your life, then your standards are probably too high. Celebrities are naturally beautiful women who get paid millions of dollars to do nothing but maintain their looks and make appearances. They get the best personal trainers, best make up artists, most expensive make up, best clothing designers, stylists, best personal chefs…. Then they get photographed hundreds of times by the world’s best photographers who have the best cameras and the best equipment. Then the best shots are taken and photoshopped for like 20 hours before being put in a magazine, even a tabloid. Or a director takes multiple takes of them and has them digitally remastered by a professional.

    If that does not produce a 10 for you, you expect too much from mother nature.

    Oh, and that chick in Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade. She was like the pure essence of a 10. And I never saw her after that one mobie.

    [editor: in theory, a 10 is perfection. megan fox’s chin and jawline (pubertal T overdose?) are a little too large, pushing her overall facial beauty rank just below 10.]

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  70. PA,

    Even though I dont like Paris Hilton as a human being, Ive always noted she had terrific hair. It looks like blonde-white silk. Her face has “patrician” written all over it. I like em’ a little thicker than her myself, but as much as I disdain her heiress, I bet that is some damn-good pussy.

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  71. So many people here keep repeating over and over again that the 1-10 scale is scientific fact and the immutable truth, and they have nothing at all to back it up with. No evidence, no logic, no reason. Nothing.

    That’s equivalent to religious fanaticism.

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  72. Yup butters is on point thats an excerpt from the body language book. Cocking your head is in general a form of attraction at what your looking at. It is also a sign of submission, because your neck is exposed.

    I have the book where all this body language comes to place. Its “The Definitive Book Of Body language.”

    Every man has to read that book if he wants to understand subtle cues that women give off. Also to improve his dealings with people.

    On another note, both mystery and style have been on television and properly gamed their other featured guest. neil to jessica, and mystery to some chick named kate.

    Its beautiful I tell ya.

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  73. dyke:

    “I believe these women were/are also 10s-

    “Cindy Crawford in the early 90s.”
    —wart on her face makes her a 9.

    Plus she slept with Shaq, degrading her even further.

    “Scarlett Johaneson”
    —lumpy? deer int he headlights? 8 when she’s toned up.

    “Mrs. Tiger Woods”
    —9. She’s a gold digging skank.

    “Aishwarya Rai”
    =—perhaps 10, but probably 8-9, given the fact she’s probably heftier than you think as she doesn’t allow full body shots of herself in skimpy clothing (see Bride and Prejudice)

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  74. “So many people here keep repeating over and over again that the 1-10 scale is scientific fact and the immutable truth, and they have nothing at all to back it up with. No evidence, no logic, no reason. Nothing.

    That’s equivalent to religious fanaticism.”

    —this just in: tjf is a delusional troll.

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  75. on September 15, 2009 at 4:18 pm zunderdownunder

    Is M.Fox a bonafide Lesbian, or is it the Ultimate Shit-Test this immature, but fucking hot woman is throwing out to all men?

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  76. Megan Fox is beautiful. If Roissy’s 10 is theoretical perfection equivalent to some geometric equation beyond the grasp of man, then I can even accept that she’s 9.5.

    She’s completely grating though. There are a lot of celebrities equally stupid, if not more stupid than her, but the fact that she makes pretensions about being intelligent is what makes her overbearing and ridiculous.

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  77. [editor: in theory, a 10 is perfection. megan fox’s chin and jawline (pubertal T overdose?) are a little too large, pushing her overall facial beauty rank just below 10.]

    roissy, i’ve seen you make comments like these before for instance about lady rains O-face lines and was wondering do you have a link for these facial meanings for women? if not then it would be good to consider it a future post.

    [editor: generally, ambitchious women like megan fox have been exposed to more T at some point in their development cycle than feminine women who aren’t clawing to the top. T enlarges a woman’s facial bones and nose, resulting in a downgrade of her beauty. i understand fox had a nose job before hitting it big. btw, i would also note that fox’s right eye is slightly smaller than her left eye. this barely-perceptible asymmetry prevents her from hitting the 10 spot.]

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  78. That video was produced by National Lampoon. Hello?! They make their living from satire, and you guys fell for it. Fox was in on the whole gag — “hey, it would be really funny to get Megan to wear a bag over her head…”

    If you want more evidence, see how Jessica Biel plays up her non-interview, again with Matt Zaller, who is pretending not to realize he’s got cream cheese on the side of his mouth.

    And again NatLamp uses the same comic device of the off-camera “publicist” wrapping the interview…

    GK

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  79. Megan Fox has obvious breast implants (got them in 2008). Curious how you guys think that affects her attractiveness?

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  80. lol at the people trying to discern the difference between a 9 and a 10.

    As if it even really mattered.

    Beauty is certainly objective. Fox is a beautiful looking girl, no doubt.

    But whether she is an 8.5, 9, 9.67, or a 10.01 can be highly variable depending upon individual tastes.

    So the bottom line is: who gives a fuck.

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  81. Gil

    Yeah, Adriana Lima is a 10.

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  82. TJF wiseness never ceases to amaze me.

    I can imagine MOhamed Atta and his crew discussing who was the 10, the 9 and the 8: Gisele Bundchen, CLaudia Schiffer or Cindy Crawford on September 10th

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  83. Is this a female’s default true nature? These are the women who “have it all” (looks, youth, lifetime financial security), and look at what they do with it.

    Note that your examples are all a certain subset of women: women who sought artistic careers that come with a lot of fame, and then seemed to reveled in that fame.
    (or were raised in such environments by their shewolf mothers.)

    There are women in that same field who have managed to restrain themselves from such displays, not to mention those women who do not seek out such fields.

    Perhaps natural inclinations have more variation that dear Lucifer will admit to.

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  84. I understand that beauty is fundamentally objective, but I do believe in idiosyncratic beauty to an extent. Megan Fox’s right eye is smaller than the other? So? I would argue that minor “imperfections” can make women look more beautiful, as opposed to merely generic.

    [editor: this only works if the imperfections are feminine or gender neutral (e.g. a facial scar will look a lot better on a man than a woman) and don’t distract from the relevant beauty criteria. a facially symmetrical andrea dworkin will still look like an ugly dog.]

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  85. “[editor: in theory, a 10 is perfection. megan fox’s chin and jawline (pubertal T overdose?) are a little too large, pushing her overall facial beauty rank just below 10.]

    Suit yourself. I think she’s perfection. I want to have her babies.

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  86. editor…exposed to more T enlarges a woman’s facial bones and nose, resulting in a downgrade of her beauty…

    good insight. up until now the only way i knew if a women had high t was if she had hairy arms,played any high competitive sport (soccer mainly) and by her ring finger vs her index finger.

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  87. What qualifies as feminine imperfections?

    I got “branded” by a hair straightener (sat on it) and it formed an interesting scar. My boyfriend really enjoyed it, for whatever inexplicable reason, and so did the following guy I dated. I don’t think it qualifies as feminine or gender-neutral (maybe the latter?).

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  88. Megan Fox would not think twice about this dude after she leaves his presence. In cases of huge differences of status, a woman will ‘snap out of it;’ previous attraction will be irrelevant. The only possible savior is good sex.

    Anyone notice how Beyonce Knowles was happy that Kanye pulled that stunt? Forget whatever she says, just look at her face. Bitch got no class. See http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QjlUpULt0Mo 1:04-1:15

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  89. Wow, the collective comments on this thread have temporarily lowered my IQ by 10 points.

    To all you narcissists:

    NO ONE CARES HOW HOT YOU FIND A GIRL. Say something useful, thanks.

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  90. I think that a simpler way of conceptualizing female attractiveness is via a 1 to 3 scale.
    1.s will ever attract a quality guy. They were severely beaten by an ugly stick. Sad.
    2.s have enough naturally attractiveness to get just about anywhere they need to go in life if they stay thin/in shape and learn to relate to guys in a sane manner. This is at least 50% of females. Or was. The epidemic of flabby-obesity is a massive destroyer of our collective future.
    3.s can sell their looks commercially. This is maybe 7-8%.

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  91. Say something useful, thanks.

    post your picture so we can rate you!

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  92. Meghan Fox is hot, It’s just that her skin has an unnatural smoothness to it. I think it’s from too much microdermabration.

    Moreover, she talks too darn much. Some people (esp women) don’t know when to just close their trap. It’s not like she has anything worthwhile to say. She is the type who is beautiful when you first see her but becomes ugly over time because of her personality.

    I see lurker has stopped taking his medicine again. OH DEAR

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  93. z

    Is this a female’s default true nature? These are the women who “have it all” (looks, youth, lifetime financial security), and look at what they do with it.

    It’s Hollywood, in America. What do you expect? Famous and successful actresses in Korea and Japan can be quite different, with Lee Young-ae and Moong Geun-young both being more or less paragons of virtue (of course you might argue that secretly they are not, but that would be just baseless conjecture).

    lurker

    this just in: tjf is a delusional troll.

    You have no evidence of that, whereas it has been conclusively proven countless times that you are a troll.

    Carl Sagan

    Beauty is certainly objective. Fox is a beautiful looking girl, no doubt.

    She may technically be beautiful, but that doesn’t mean I find her attractive.

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  94. Basil Ransom Anyone notice how Beyonce Knowles was happy that Kanye pulled that stunt?

    No she wasn’t, she was shocked.Don’t try to sling mud at the woman. She is no Lindsey Lohan.

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  95. GK,

    “That video was produced by National Lampoon. Hello?! They make their living from satire, and you guys fell for it. Fox was in on the whole gag — “hey, it would be really funny to get Megan to wear a bag over her head…””

    No doubt it was a gag by the interviewer guy.

    But I don’t think Fox and that schlubby beta actor guy were in on it.

    No way that Fox is that good at acting.

    They shuttle those actors around marathon interview sessions with thousands of softball throwing worthless rag magazine media outlets. The understanding is that nothing substantive ever gets asked and it’s just a giant asskissing session with the actors mouthing the usual BS. This may have been a curveball, but it wasn’t like a controversial big deal or anything since no real hard hitting questions were asked. There are always a few curveball sessions mixed into the marathons.

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  96. Actually, I think this was slightly misinterpreted. Fox was clearly trying to game the host after his first neg, but he had prepared for her mind-gaming with the bag.

    Notice how he’s fidgeting a little bit and stutters while she’s staring at him intently before he has her don the bag?

    I think this guy had done his research on her and therefore was ready with the bag trick to disarm her.

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  97. A woman who has quite a similar look to Megan Fox but I think is quite a lot hotter, or was when she was younger in her prime, is Catherine Zeta Jones.

    She also looks a lot classier and not slutty the way Megan Fox does.

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  98. @doug1- I think Megan shares a similarity to Linda Carter from Wonder Woman.

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  99. GK,

    Dumb comment. Watch the vid. After the neg you can see her both not wanting to be interested in the guy, but BEING interested even so. The emotional subtlety of this moment exceeds Megan Fox’s acting range by several orders of magnitude.

    JC’s comment is funny because it sounds like razib moderating one of razib’s posts about the genetics of female hotness.

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  100. Natalie Portman was a 10 in her teens / early 20s.

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  101. I hit on the girl- then she asks me if I have read “The Game”

    Every week at least one new girl accuses me of running game on her- specifically she brings up the use of NEGS on my part.
    I don’t use canned material- I am way past used lines from MM or the game- yet without fail if the woman has read the game she automatically assumes I am using routines.

    Anyone else being called out? I tease mercilessly, but I don’t use ANY canned material. Its gotten to the point that some women think all teasing equates to negs- and that if you NEG you must be a APUA.

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  102. Not all wealthy, and pretty actresses slut it up. Sarah Michelle Gellar, Amanda Bynes, Mila Kunis, Laura Prepon, come to mind.

    Generally, the slut it up phase comes into play with average levels IQ (higher IQ means generally, greater future time orientation and deferred gratification), less shyness (a good many actresses such as Gellar are quite shy, and act to at least in part deal with shyness — thus avoiding parties and social occasions), and more “in the now” orientation.

    In addition, there is the critical aspect of family. Actresses close to their family, with siblings (often older) and mother (sometimes also father) they don’t want to disappoint keep a check on their sexual adventures. They still have them, but keep it discrete and manageable. There is also ambition — some have desires to be producer/directors, and slutting it up gets in the way of that.

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  103. Whiskey:

    Totally off topic, but after just watching it, I have to say Season 6 of Buffy really sucked. The earlier seasons of Buffy were kind of girly, but they had wit and panache. Season 6 was fucking soap opera. If Marti Noxon is in charge of Mad Men that doesn’t make me want to much get into that show.

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  104. happened to me awhile back…and I had said some stupid anti-game comment. But she said I reminded her of the VH1 show, not the Game.

    Yeah, girls are dumb.

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  105. without a Sara Michelle Gellar mention, you don’t have a whiskey comment.

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  106. I think the video shows that negs are a lot more subtle than the nay-sayers think, and that it’s really not about self-esteem, or putting the girl down. It’s more about relative status. Megan Fox is used to being deferred to when she wants to talk. This guy, though, gently but firmly lets her know that he is the one running the show. It works on attractive girls partly because it’s unexpected. Being dominated even slightly gets her all tingly because it happens so rarely.

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  107. without a Sara Michelle Gellar mention, you don’t have a whiskey comment.

    Yep. Sarah Michelle Gellar is the personification of all of whiskey’s passions and interests: Jewry, Hollywood, bad/adolescent TV shows, actresses, etc.

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  108. Whiskey, besides Kunis, none of the girls you mentioned merit being above a 9. Unless you’re into the Jew look, in which case you’re probably salivating over Amanda fat face.

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  109. I have to say, Cless Alvein has to be one of the more interesting usernames I’ve seen on the blog…. nice reference to an obscure, awesome, Japanese video game very few people have played.

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  110. Is it possible to neg too much? I’m a greater beta aspiring to alpha status. My first big step was to stop giving a shit what people think about me, now I’m working on the neg. The problem is I can be a seriously sarcastic bastard. That, combined with general over-education make it really easy for me leave neg territory and just be weirdly insulting.

    Can anyone give me some guidance on how to deal with this?

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  111. seeking wisdom My first big step was to stop giving a shit what people think about me

    *chic noir walks up to seeking wisdom Aka seeking alpha’s fraternal twin majestically*

    My son you have learned well. This is the biggest lesson any man or woman can/should learn.

    *kisses seeking wisdom on the forehead*

    Is it possible to neg too much?

    As long as she is smiling and laughing, keep it going. Sometimes negs are just witty conversation movers. We women like men who can communicate well and who are socially fast on their feet.

    @Aoefe- please give him your take.

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  112. seeking wisdom The problem is I can be a seriously sarcastic bastard. That, combined with general over-education make it really easy for me leave neg territory and just be weirdly insulting

    keep it soft and light. Just enough to keep her wondering. The moment you hurt her feelings, unless she is sick chick, you’ve lost her.

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  113. Since we got on this discussion on what’s a PERFECT 10 girl, I finally found one “in the wild:”

    http://hosted.met-art.com/Full_met-art_AF_577_427/

    (This is completely NOT SAFE FOR WORK)

    In the entire history of porn on the Internet, I haven’t seen a girl hotter than this.

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  114. Roissy, comments?

    For me — redhead CHECK. long hair CHECK. weird European face CHECK.

    Perfect 10 🙂

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  115. Meh. I’m indifferent towards her.

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  116. chicy fuckface:

    “Some people (esp women) don’t know when to just close their trap. It’s not like she has anything worthwhile to say.”
    —–project much?

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  117. tjf:
    “Meh. I’m indifferent towards her.”
    —I’ll take things people don’t care about for $200, Alex.

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  118. on September 15, 2009 at 7:55 pm Vanilla Thunder

    “Because she is a genuine 9.5 at the peak of her beauty (23 years old),”
    Maybe 9.5 if she covers all her tattoos.

    Trash. Just plain trash.

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  119. In this case the guy’s not a herb, but an LA style indie dude. Guys like him hook up with good looking chicks pretty frequently in LA.

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  120. Lurker I thought you had come back a changed man but I see you haven’t .

    bye bye guys, I’m going on the road again with kerouac.

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  121. @chic noir:

    only if you like 2 in the pink 1 in the stink, hollaaa

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  122. SNNNNNNIIIIFFFFFFF…

    Ah, the smell of KJs…

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  123. @kerouac- IF YOU LIKE DRAG QUEENS WE WILL GET ALONG JUST FINE.

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  124. in khazhakhistan borat knows how to deal with her

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  125. The last neg was the best – “why are you even here if you haven’t seen Hotel For Dogs?”

    The guy was totally centered, unflappable. Tight game indeed.

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  126. […] much better analysis of this can be found at Roissy in DC blog, but the important point is this: even the most willful woman can be rendered submissive […]

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  127. Notice something else, though – the guy is playing a classic Mystery Method two-set. Disarm and give attention to the guy while negging the target. The guy goes giddy that someone’s paying attention while the target is being gamed.

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  128. vaguely remember you saying that dry raw dogging brings ’em closer to orgasm?

    (if true)

    what are you implying here?

    not that females secretly want to get raped…

    or that it was adaptive to give in to a rape once it began…

    even a tireless truth liberator wouldn’t swallow that one too easily

    vikings’ reign.

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  129. Skankiness does diminish hotness in the sense that her beauty is devalued by her cheapness, making me less desirous of seeing her naked. That’s why Pam Anderson didn’t do much for me and tats/fakies are a turnoff.

    In contrast, skankiness is sometimes what makes the difference between hot & unsexual and hot & fuckable.

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  130. on September 15, 2009 at 10:16 pm Virginia Gentleman

    With regards to Megan Fox, the following:

    Transformers Crew Calls Megan Fox ‘Dumb as a Rock’. How’s that for a good neg?

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  131. Thursday — that’s true, Buffy really blew S6, and was even worse if possible S7. Noxon’s revenge, and yeah she’s likely doing the same thing on Mad Men. You’ll see the inevitable Noxon “bad boyfriend and women who love them and are beautiful victims” making its appearance on Mad Men.

    Jizz — Bynes is cute not beautiful, but cute tends to age better. If you want non-Jewish actresses, try also Amber Tamblyn, the Deschanels, Zooey and Emily, Amanda Rhigetti (one of the most beautiful women on TV/movies), and Eliza Dushku. All very cautious about their personal life.

    Moreover, beauty is NOT an attribute of female Hollywood success — Gina Gershon, Andrea Parker, Christina Applegate, the drop dead beautiful Famke Jannsen, all struggled in Hollywood in their peak beauty years while “funny” or off-beat looking Drew Barrymore, Cameron Diaz, and Julia Roberts cleaned up. Julia Roberts! Female audiences don’t seem to like beautiful women, they tend to prefer more flawed screen idols.

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  132. the guy is playing a classic Mystery Method two-set. Disarm and give attention to the guy while negging the target. The guy goes giddy that someone’s paying attention while the target is being gamed

    Don’t think I’ve tried this much, but when I did, it didn’t work. It’s tricky if she’s got other friends around. You have to hook her early on, be very captivating or be clearly higher status. Or have her as a captive audience.

    A related tactic that works is if you’re in social scene, say a house party, laying low and easing into conversations with the cuties, rather than rollin up guns blazing. your approach is an effortless afterthought.

    The problem is I can be a seriously sarcastic bastard. That, combined with general over-education make it really easy for me leave neg territory and just be weirdly insulting

    Happens to me. Don’t think too much of it ‘in field.’ If you’re consistently offending girls to the point of leaving, then just try and be in a slightly nicer mood. IMO, it’s more natural to control your overall vibe/mood than the specific words you say. Worrying about what you say is a bad place to be.

    You might stumble on something that is surprisingly offensive. For instance, I’m in college, and I recently found that sorority girls get extremely offended if you guess the wrong house – I guessed medium-hotness houses when each girl was in upper tier houses. Two different girls, both pretty offended and the interaction soured considerably afterwards. So I try to avoid that, but otherwise as offensive as ever.

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  133. Very interesting video.

    But I’m not sure I get it: how is the interviewer a Herb?

    I’m getting the sense (somehow) that Herb status is determined largely by physical appearance… no?

    @ lurker: “Living in NYC, I’ve had brushes with famous chicks,a nd always they are less than what you thought. And not so glamorous.”

    Same here and agreed.

    (Julia “Styles?” Is that her PUA name?)

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  134. OneSTDV

    Megan Fox has obvious breast implants (got them in 2008). Curious how you guys think that affects her attractiveness?

    I applaud girls getting plastic surgery to look hotter when it’s well done and works.

    End of story.

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  135. Whatever, that girl is weird looking. Weak, disgusting chin. looks like a case of fetal alcohol syndrome.

    My pick: http://galleries.pichunter.com/krawl/235/2351466/index.html

    NSFW. Not necessarily the hottest girl, but it was love at first sight.

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  136. Basil, her name is Alex Capri. More here, NSFW:
    http://www.freeones.com/html/a_links/Alexis_Capri/

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  137. Basil, that chick is gonna look like this in 20 years:

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rosie_Perez

    Not cool.

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  138. km: “And here, a prime example of anti-game”

    I see that guy every now and again around King and Spadina – each time with a different hot chick on his arm.

    Seen him in front of Holt Renfrew talking to a 9/10. She was putty in his hands.

    He’s quite tall and good looking in person and very well dressed. Seems very charismatic as well.

    Speaking of the Dark Triad that attracts women, if you read his past history, he’s obviously a psychopath.

    Better to get ignored/flaked by a few hot women but fuck a lot of them as well then get nothing at all.

    I find him fascinating for some reason. Why would someone who obviously gets good looking tail go off the rails on a flake?

    Psychopathic behaviour i guess.

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  139. on September 15, 2009 at 11:17 pm msexceptiontotherule

    “A few seconds later she purses her lips in another effort to gain attention.
    Then seconds later puts on a big smile.”

    She looks like she’s trying to find a way to jump back into the conversation, but can’t seem to get the two guys to take a breath long enough for her to say something.

    “…“Aishwarya Rai”
    =—perhaps 10, but probably 8-9, given the fact she’s probably heftier than you think as she doesn’t allow full body shots of herself in skimpy clothing (see Bride and Prejudice)”

    For christsake, she doesn’t allow full body shots of herself in skimpy clothing because that would be inappropriate to do in her culture.

    “JC

    To all you narcissists:

    NO ONE CARES HOW HOT YOU FIND A GIRL. Say something useful, thanks”

    You’re the one who decided to start reading the posts here, if you don’t like it, don’t read. How’s that for useful?

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  140. lurker

    I’ll take things people don’t care about for $200, Alex.

    He was clearly asking for opinions, so if you don’t like it you can go complain to him about it.

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  141. @Seeking Wisdom

    Be carefull who you are negging. Don’t neg girls who are average or lower in looks it’ll feel like an insult to them. Only neg women who you feel are higher status in looks to you. You need to lower their value to yours – you’re raising yours in her eyes.

    Sarcasm is difficult to carry off unless you have a twinkle eye or playful tone – without you just come off as pure asshole and that’s not attractive.

    Choose something obvious to tease her about. If she dresses well tease her about her ‘fanciness’, if she has pretty hair tease her about her ‘self obsession’. etc etc. There are men here who have much better ideas of negs that I do, but I do know what works.

    Ensure you’re not paying excessive attention to her even if you want to. Be purposeful in ignoring her by looking elsewhere or being distracted. She’ll wonder why she doesn’t have your attention – she’s used to having it – it will intrigue her. Women NEED to believe they’re dating men of higher levels. Negging is one way to do it.

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  142. I’m up in the air on Roissy defining this guy as an herb. I mean, if he dresses like an herb but he games Megan Fox like an alpha, is he really an herb, or is he actually an alpha running herb-interviewer game?

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  143. He had the essence of alpha with the trappings of an herb.

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  144. aoefe–

    Be carefull who you are negging. Don’t neg girls who are average or lower in looks it’ll feel like an insult to them. Only neg women who you feel are higher status in looks to you. You need to lower their value to yours – you’re raising yours in her eyes.

    Yeah.

    But.

    Even high hotties shouldn’t be negged all the time. They need stroking and praise too. Often the most effective praise is in areas they haven’t considered their greatest strengths and certainly they haven’t gotten the highest volume of male praise for. E.g. a smart girl’s smartness. Her achievements. And so on. This stuff is alpha gold. Really.

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  145. I have a new blog feature called Monday’s with Megan (I did this before Roissy’s post…just sayin I’m not copying). I find her fascinating in a watching a car accident, rubber necking kind of way. She says the darndest things. She’s either super brilliant or terribly insane can’t figure it out, nor do I need to, she’s just damned entertaining.

    As to her hotness factor? Ya she’s hot and looks great in print. Is she marriage material? Ya no.

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  146. Whiskey — Agree with you regarding the fact that the most popular actresses are invariably not the hottest girls in Hollywood – probably has a lot to do with the insecurity of the average female viewer i.e. Julia Roberts makes them feel better about their mouth, Drew Barrymore makes them feel better about being fat, etc…

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  147. Doug you are totally right about praising areas she doesn’t normally get praise for. Good call.

    Is “yoowz so bright blondie!” followed by a pat on the head a compliment or a neg? I can never figure that one out.

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  148. Sorry to hear the news Uma Thurman is ugly I’ve been told I look like her. Crap.

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  149. on September 16, 2009 at 12:17 am Ferdinand Bardamu

    Megan Fox is a real-life Katherina, just waiting for a Petruchio to put her in her place. Good find, Roissy.

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  150. @ JB “He had the essence of alpha with the trappings of an herb.”

    What are the trappings of a Herb?

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  151. “Even high hotties shouldn’t be negged all the time. ”

    Mystery says 3 negs for 10s, but really, one should calibrate based on her body language, etc.

    I think if guys genuinely grokked how insecure and fragile many 9s and 10s are once you get past the bitch shield, there wouldn’t be a fraction of approach anxiety that plagues them today.

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  152. Aoefe,

    She is a lot of things, but not brilliant. If she were, she wouldn’t make so many pretensions about being smart and then… totally fail to live up to them.

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  153. Sofia,

    I’m not saying brilliant the way you are, but crazy like a fox(get it? I crack myself up) brilliant.

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  154. Sophia I like your new avatar picture – very hot. It’s also nice to see someone like me who gets bored easy and changes things up picture wise. Course posting three different versions of my lips is hardly creative. Hmmmmm

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  155. “What are the trappings of a Herb?”

    According to Roissy’s definition, this guy would probably be classified as a hipster herb. Vaguely rotund, the glasses, lacking the classic alpha jawline, e.g. Yet the essence of an herb (allowing the woman to wear the pants to the point of humiliating demasculation) was clearly missing.

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  156. I meant demasculinization.

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  157. Speaking of fox I gotta luv me a man in his underwear.

    Oh ya….

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  158. Do you look like this ostrich?

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  159. there hope then, for all men of good penile standing. 🙂 let the herbs among us and the scurvy herblike attitudes within our minds and loins be cast aside as a new dawn approaches. BTW Roissy, have you seen the new Tyler Perry vid? I was so disgusted. I love Madea but the whole movie was an Oprah (yes Oprah) co-directed film. I came in expecting something funny and instead the whole movie is about how black women need to be stronger. It was very depressing.

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  160. Aoefe,

    It’s because we’re girls and naturally have many pictures of ourselves. Guys seem to have very scant pickings in general, for whatever reason. Also, they’re fun and colourful! Makes things look more lively.

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  161. And thank you!

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  162. Sofia men don’t need pictures the way women do. They’re much more the visual creature than we. We aren’t changing pictures for ourselves it’s our gift to the blog. Ya…that’s right – our gift to the blog. 😉

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  163. I’m always on this blog after most everyone has gone to beddy bye – sucks. I think I’ll quit my job so I can be on it during busy times. Anyone want to support me? I can make beds and boil water and can google like no one’s business. I’m a hot commodity…in Moldova.

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  164. Hmmm… my original understanding was that Herbitude was more a set of character/personality traits than anything else. Still don’t get the glasses part at all.

    Anyway, thanks for the clarification, JB.

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  165. Ensure you’re not paying excessive attention to her even if you want to. Be purposeful in ignoring her by looking elsewhere or being distracted. She’ll wonder why she doesn’t have your attention – she’s used to having it – it will intrigue her.

    Crap like that is why I use porn for sex and women for hugs.

    Guys seem to have very scant pickings in general, for whatever reason.

    I put a photo of a San Francisco MUNI LRV…

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  166. I think I’ll quit my job so I can be on it during busy times. Anyone want to support me? I can make beds and boil water and can google like no one’s business. I’m a hot commodity…in Moldova.

    Given that I almost put my employment in jeopardy due to the need to view and reply to posts here, I suspect that given your tastes, you may want to keep your job in lieu of hanging around Roissy 24/7. Besides, it becomes really boring when everybody else is at work or asleep.

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  167. Has anybody noticed that the whole bad routine seems to be a version of the “it’s your fault for being so hot” game?

    I forget where I read a whole article on this…I’ve never used it. I’m not sure about the tone so that it doesn’t come off as pure beta flattery. This example helps though.

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  168. I meant bag routine.

    I think it might have been here that I read about this ‘blame game’. It’s also mentioned here

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  169. At 1:43 she laughs and if you freeze frame her, the expression on her face is hurt – this is submissive, please-pay-me-some-attention-I-am-being-cute-and-girlish laughter.

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  170. Game in BK said

    I hit on the girl- then she asks me if I have read “The Game”

    Every week at least one new girl accuses me of running game on her-

    I’ve never once been accused of running Game or having anyone ask me if I have read Strauss or anything like that.

    My guess would be it’s the girls you are hitting on and the places you are going. You live in NYC; definitely not the type of place you have to go to the night clubs to find hotties. I mean, damn, lower Manhattan on a Tuesday morning looks like Friday night in the hottest clubs in most American cities.

    Second thought would be: it’s your body language and vocal intonation. It’s about being congruous. Forget hitting on 1,000,000 women in 1,000,000 days (that works for some guys, but there’s more than one way to bake a cake). Maybe in your case you need to work on your “inner game.” (Some people hate that phrase, but it works very well for certain guys.)

    I’ve read a lot of your posts on here, Game in BK, and I honestly don’t mean to offend you, but the other commenter you seem most similar to is “Virgin at 40” with his obsessing over “his 10” etc, etc. You need to be MUCH more of a hard-ass inside. Negging and teasing aren’t as necessary — and they don’t seem as forced — when you honestly don’t give a shit. Try Roissy’s “sick game” or “hungover game” or Ferdinands “fatigued game” if you can’t manage to fake not caring.

    Cultivate your disdain a bit.

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  171. Notice how when the interviewer delivers the first neg Fox’s obvious beta co-star tries to stand up for like a little lap dog. And the interviewer cuts him down along with her.

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  172. This guy is alpha as hell. Check out his unwaivering composure (non-reactive) and weighty tone of voice. I can only assume it was his glasses and slight paunch that struck you as herby, but as far as I can tell those things don’t hurt his cause one bit.

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  173. Breeze,

    Nah, it looks like he’s actually happy to get some attention.

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  174. I don’t see how anyone could seriously argue that Fox isn’t a 9.

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  175. Also watch beginning closely when he shifts his body towards the guy, only a slight shift but he rises noticeably out of his sear to do it. Then he starts talking to the guy and Megan mumbles something (oh hell? oh wow?) and looks him up and down at about 0:14.

    She already looks confused and interested in him and he hasn’t even said anything to her yet. For someone like her, turning away and showing interest in someone else is already a neg right there.

    Another thing is I think listing all of the other movies that other guy has been in was a subtle stab at her film career (or just a way to keep paying attention to him).

    My point is that by the time he even gets to dropping the “I’m sorry just one second” bomb he’s already softened her up considerably.

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  176. Symbolic Phallic “Handjob”.

    Look at 1:18 (which is just after the interviewer talks about opening a “hotel for cats”).

    M.Fox has the coffee (starbucks?) cup in her left hand and strokes it like a cock with her right hand.

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  177. Megan Fox should be given a full, extended dose of this dude:

    http://twitter.com/shitmydadsays

    Some samples: (BTW it’s a 73-year-old man talking to his son, but it’s not difficult to imagine that he talks this way to his wife as well)

    “Happy birthday, I didn’t get you a present…Oh, mom got you one? Well, that’s from me then too, unless it’s shitty.”

    “I turn the kitchen faucet on and the shower burns you, yes, I get it…No, I’m not gonna stop, I’m just saying yes, I get that concept.”

    “Why the fuck would I want to live to 100? I’m 73 and shit’s starting to get boring. By the way, there’s no money left when I go, just fyi.”

    “You don’t know shit, and you’re not shit. Don’t take that the wrong way, that was meant to cheer you up.”

    “Here’s a strawberry, sorry for farting near you…Hey! Either take the strawberry and stop bitching, or no strawberry, that’s the deal.”

    “Who in the fuck is tila tequila? Is she a stripper?…That’s her? Yeah, that’s a stripper, son, I don’t give a shit what you say.”

    “I’m having a Makers Mark, you want one? What? 7up? I ain’t mixing fucking makers with 7up. Might as well put a lil’ fucking umbrella in it”

    “It’s just a fucking june bug, calm down. Jesus Christ, what happens when something bigger than a testicle attacks you?”

    “Love this Mrs. Dash. The bitch can make spices… Jesus, Joni (my mom) it’s a joke. I was making a joke! Mrs. Dash isn’t even real dammit!”

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  178. Oh the last one’s best:

    “Don’t listen to the pussy side of you when you make a decision. People gravitate towards being a pussy. Remove the pussy, son.”

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  179. aoefe´s avatar looks like Ian in Hamburg´s, if you look fastly

    Ian is my favorite troll

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  180. chicy fuckface:
    “Lurker I thought you had come back a changed man but I see you haven’t .”
    —why would I change for a misreable street whore like you?

    “bye bye guys, I’m going on the road again with kerouac.”
    —read that years ago. Congratulations on making it to a 10th grade reading level!!

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  181. tjf, being a troll:

    “He was clearly asking for opinions,”
    —Whatever asked for Roissy’s, not yours, because yours is the worthless opinion of a troll, tjf.

    “so if you don’t like it you can go complain to him about it.”
    —the day i take advice from you is the day you get laid, virgin.

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  182. I see little dicked tool zunder has taken down his blog and run away.

    Good little kiwi.

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  183. lurker

    Whatever asked for Roissy’s, not yours, because yours is the worthless opinion of a troll, tjf.

    He specifically asked for roissy’s comments in his second post. As usual, you can’t read.

    And once again: I am not a troll and it impossible for you to prove that I am, whereas it has been demonstrated countless times that you are one.

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  184. Ian in Hamburg!!! Not what I was going for. Crap.

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  185. tjf, lol. Here is what whatever posted:

    “Since we got on this discussion on what’s a PERFECT 10 girl, I finally found one “in the wild:”

    http://hosted.met-art.com/Full_met-art_AF_577_427/

    (This is completely NOT SAFE FOR WORK)

    In the entire history of porn on the Internet, I haven’t seen a girl hotter than this.”

    —Whatever made a statement, and didn’t ask for any opinion.

    Reading comprehension, son—you need some.

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  186. tjf:
    “And once again: I am not a troll and it impossible for you to prove that I am, whereas it has been demonstrated countless times that you are one.”
    —Nope.

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  187. I just realized the beta tjf was gamed by Whatever.

    Good job, man.

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  188. I just realized the beta tjf was gamed by Whatever.

    Good job, man.

    And, tjf, considering Whatever’s 2nd comment asking only for Roissy’s comment was posted at 7:44pm, and you posted at 7:51pm, you clearly had time to read it. So, in other words, you twice failed reading comprehension.

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  189. Gotta say the whole troll convo reminds me of elementary school.

    You know the whole “I know you are but what am I?” vibe.

    Just sayin… 🙂

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  190. but fighting with tjf is so much fun! like slapping a retard.

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  191. tjf….what’s the matter, troll, can’t give a snappy answer when the facts have bitch-slapped you, ‘tard?

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  192. “Since we got on this discussion on what’s a PERFECT 10 girl, I finally found one “in the wild:”

    http://hosted.met-art.com/Full_met-art_AF_577_427/

    You have got to be shitting me…

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  193. Roissy I only read comments that you post (in)to.

    Do you use it as a post comment rating, if not would you consider it. Else reading everything is soo much… maybe employ someone to rate it, rating could be a burden.

    Your stories are awesome, monday’s alpha judging made me laugh out loud a couple of times.

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  194. lurker

    Whatever made a statement, and didn’t ask for any opinion.

    Reading comprehension, son—you need some.

    It is your lack of reading comprehension that makes you unable to read between the lines. Of course he was expecting people to respond.

    Nope.

    Yes. At no point have you proven that I am a troll, whereas I have clearly proven that you are one.

    I just realized the beta tjf was gamed by Whatever.

    Good job, man.

    Your delusions are getting worse.

    And, tjf, considering Whatever’s 2nd comment asking only for Roissy’s comment was posted at 7:44pm, and you posted at 7:51pm, you clearly had time to read it. So, in other words, you twice failed reading comprehension.

    Of course I read it. So what?

    tjf….what’s the matter, troll, can’t give a snappy answer when the facts have bitch-slapped you, ‘tard?

    I have this thing called a life. Sometimes it requires me to leave my computer and visit a place called “outside.” Sometimes I have to do important grownup stuff at home. I’m sure this all sounds very foreign to you, but I’m sure you’ll understand once you’re old enough.

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  195. Fox isn’t my type, though I certainly wouldn’t kick her out of my bed for eatng crackers. For me, her looks hint at Roseanne Barr.

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  196. So how do one tell a buddy that his “perfect” girlfriend is actually a 6 and he’s living a dream?

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  197. Aishwarya Rai or Monica Belucci >>>>> Megan Fox

    Megan Fox feels like bar skank to me…

    International models >>>> B-list celebs

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  198. [can make beds and boil water and can google like no one’s business. I’m a hot commodity…in Moldova.] -aoefe

    Can you make many strong and strapping young blondes for the farm, I mean internet cafe, for the greater glory of the USSR, I mean Republic of Moldova?

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  199. tjf, peeing all over himself:

    “It is your lack of reading comprehension that makes you unable to read between the lines. Of course he was expecting people to respond.”
    —–lol. Now tjf expects us to read what is not written! Classic delusional thinking by a troll.

    You are wrong. The only person Whatever asked to respond was Roissy, before you posted.

    And no one cares about your opinion anyway, troll.

    “Yes. At no point have you proven that I am a troll, whereas I have clearly proven that you are one.”
    —Nope.

    “Your delusions are getting worse.”
    —He makes statements. You respond as if he’s asking a question. Classic alpha gaming move.

    “Of course I read it. So what?”
    –it means the only person he asked to comment was roissy.

    You fail.

    “I have this thing called a life. ”
    —unlikely

    “Sometimes it requires me to leave my computer and visit a place called “outside.””
    —your mom’s kitchen doesn’t count.

    “Sometimes I have to do important grownup stuff at home.”
    —your porn collection can wait. As can feverishly hiding in the corner, hoping I’ll go away with all my nasty logic.

    “I’m sure this all sounds very foreign to you, but I’m sure you’ll understand once you’re old enough.”
    —age does not equal maturity, as proved by you, the autistic ‘tard living in his mother’s basement, a virgin at 35, and a troll.

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  200. tjf, no one cares what you think, do, or say, nto even the baby jeebus. Why not just kill yourself and get it over with?

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  201. geez lurker tjf is trolling by filling the comments section with horrible derailments and all you’re doing is helping him. he’s not seriously trying to win an argument, he could care less. he just wants to derail and fill up the comments section with crap. every time you respond to him, he wins automatically no matter what points you make, because his goals are attention and derailment.

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  202. “So how do one tell a buddy that his “perfect” girlfriend is actually a 6 and he’s living a dream?”

    You don’t.

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  203. Dizzle:

    “So how do one tell a buddy that his “perfect” girlfriend is actually a 6 and he’s living a dream?”

    —take him to a strip club.

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  204. lurker

    but fighting with tjf is so much fun! like slapping a retard.

    That you find it to be so much fun makes you seem retarded yourself lurker. Just about nobody likes it. Everybody’s sick of it.

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  205. dougie the pussy, don’t you have an ostensibly-female poster to go sickeningly beta up to?

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  206. 9.5? She can look pretty, but without proper make-up her face is goofy.. plus she is always greasy, and her neck is leathery. Plus, she used to be chubby.

    http://image.thehothits.com/full/young_megan_fox_confessions
    _of_a_teenage_drama_queen_2_400x300.jpg

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  207. bonnie, the SWPL chick, reappeared after weeks just to say the hottest girl alive “used to be chubby”

    like chick who went to an abandoned topic to say teh hottest girl in Brazil “has fake breasts”

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  208. Aishwaria Rai may have the prettiest face of all, but her body sucks. She has a pre-pubescent boy´s body. India prudity was very cool to her, allowing her to hide that body and have a justification for it

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  209. on September 16, 2009 at 2:38 pm SAW: South Asian Woman

    If Megan Fox is a 9.5, I’m a 17.

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  210. “bonnie, the SWPL chick”

    What does this mean?

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  211. lurker–

    dougie the pussy, don’t you have an ostensibly-female poster to go sickeningly beta up to?

    My flirting has been both fun and successful lurker. Jealous bitter tool.

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  212. gig, I think you’ve got the wrong Aishwarya.

    Candid shot: http://www.bollywoodbrazil.com/films/hi_res/AishwaryaRai1.jpg

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  213. Candid shot of Aishwarya:

    Beautiful face, nice body. Almost all guys would bang her in a heartbeat.

    But…she’s not a 10 as she is kinda flat-chested. I’d take her over Megan Fox, but she’s not a 10.

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  214. The lastest from shitmydadsays:

    “Don’t listen to the pussy side of you when you make a decision. People gravitate towards being a pussy. Remove the pussy, son.”

    That’s right – remove the pussy – remove the beta.

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  215. She is bustier now, that picture is a few years old. Not sure if she got implants or not, she did gain a bit of weight all over as she aged.

    Red carpet candid from last January:

    BTW, my BF doesn’t like Aishwarya at all. He’s very choosy about faces, and doesn’t like eyes that protrude at all (says they are ‘googly’). I adore big eyes, and think Aishwarya has the most stunning face..

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  216. I don’t get it. Why all this nitpicking about her looks? She’s good looking, good looking enough to make most men’s knees shiver. Finding faults in her looks reeks of betardedness. If you’ve ever dated good looking women, which I’m sure a some of you never have and never will, you’ll realize that yeah they have their faults, but if that stops you from banging them, then maybe you’re gay and you shouldn’t be dating women.

    And don’t even relate it to a neg. A neg is when you’re actually talking to a hot girl and when she says she’s a model, you’re like, what kind of a model? and when she says runway model, you’re like, oh i guessed hand model, you have the prettiest hands. I just made that one up, but since 90% of you will never have the chance to talk to a model, I’m not worried about giving it away. Peace.

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  217. dougie the pussy:

    “My flirting has been both fun”
    –not for anyone observing, beta.

    “and successful lurker.”
    ——really? so you’ve been sleeping with Bhetti, Sofia, aeofe, et al. behind our backs then?

    “Jealous bitter tool.”
    —I can play too! Pussy beta ass-kisser.

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  218. Now, megan fox is going to get that interviewers phone number.

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  219. kerouac inspired:

    A neg is when you’re actually talking to a hot girl and when she says she’s a model, you’re like, what kind of a model? and when she says runway model, you’re like, oh i guessed hand model,I just made that one up, but since 90% of you will never have the chance to talk to a model, I’m not worried about giving it away

    thanks man – good stuff.

    Now I finally know
    where Mystery
    and Style
    got it
    from

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  220. oh i guessed hand model, you have the prettiest hands

    That’s not a neg, that’s supplication.

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  221. OK, I see where you are going with it: you tell her you thought she was a hand model because you “didn’t notice” her model-like figure.

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  222. “What, the before picture?”

    “For weight watchers?”

    “Wow, at your age?”

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  223. Sure, Megan Fox is good-looking, she’s a movie star. I just don’t see that she’s the hottest girl in Hollywood. I’m a girl, what do I know? I’m just trying to understand you guys. I think even the young Jenna Jameson was hard on the eyes, but she’s practically a household name with tons of fans..

    kerouac, I don’t think most guys who post here would find modern runway models very attractive (before 1998 it was a whole different type of girl). Even those with gorgeous faces are varying degrees of underweight, and most have teeny boobs. Here’s some candid shots of some current top models with pretty faces (on the runway/in ad campaigns):




    http://22.imagebam.com/dl.php?ID=48777945&sec=94ef960057872d0dea50706e540fa8ac


    I have a feeling gig would call all of them ‘boys’, even the one who walked the VS fashion show.

    I think most can agree on what a beautiful face is, but for a lot of guys body type is pretty important. The majority would take ‘points’ off for small boobs, a few would add them. For some a curvy waist-to-hip area is a turn-on, but for lots of guys it’s not even something they notice. Etc

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  224. kerouac:

    I don’t get it. Why all this nitpicking about her looks?

    Sour grapes

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  225. @doug1- don’t pay lurker any attention. He is just hating. I’m not the only one who said they enjoyed the flirting between you and bhetti. It’s sweet and you too made me blush a time or two. Even Mu enjoys the two of you.

    Male jealousy can be found in the e-world too. Notice how the most vocal haters are those who can’t get a woman to flirt with them to save their lives.

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  226. @Kerouac and PA- The neg about being a hand model would be an insult to Meghan.

    Have you seen her thumb?

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  227. If you haven’t seen the wonky thumb, here it is:

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  228. chicy fuckface:

    “doug1- don’t pay lurker any attention. He is just hating.”
    —a meaningless ghetto phrase thrown out as defense by an ignorant black person? Sky blue, water wet.

    “I’m not the only one who said they enjoyed the flirting between you and bhetti.”
    —yes. yes you are.

    “It’s sweet and you too made me blush a time or two.”
    —nothing short of double -penetration ATM bukkake porn makes you blush.

    ” Even Mu enjoys the two of you.”
    —lol. really.

    “Male jealousy can be found in the e-world too. ”
    —lol. and all opposition to Nobama is racism.

    “Notice how the most vocal haters are those who can’t get a woman to flirt with them to save their lives.”
    –lmao. you pee all over yourself, chicy.

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  229. chicy fuckface:

    “Have you seen her thumb?”
    –no, but we have seen your face.

    yuck.

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  230. Two kinds of nitpicks on hot girls’ looks. The understandable ones is when she’s simply not your type due to some idiosynctratic to you “non-negotiable” quality in an otherwise hot chick (in my case that’s man-hands, fake tis, tats, or too thick)

    The bitter beta nitpicks is when you overcompensate for not getting laid by acting like hot some girl is below your standards, so you criticize her even though there is nothign wrong with her.

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  231. @ bonni

    your picture proves my point. there are two sources for it. First, the Braziliajn press coverage of a movie she filmed in Rio (yes, bolliwood outsourced some film production to Brazil). many newspapers and tabloids were discussing her absolute lack of curves and boyish body and how could that women be considered the hottest in the world.

    there is also a topic in majority rights, a WN-bitter-beta-loser site. google “peter frost blond majority rights”. Their pictures of Aishwaria reinforce my point. That topic in Majority Rights is exactly the topic in the internet that convinced me that white nationalists are bitter-beta-losers

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  232. From the the Daily Beast

    Someone please make Megan Fox go away: “Men are scared of vaginas,” she says in the latest issue of Rolling Stone, lauding her own “powerful, confident vagina” as the secret to her power. She goes on to say that “I don’t really want to share myself with the public. I want to deflect attention from my reality.” Away from reality, toward her vagina, apparently.

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  233. I remember when Sharon Stone was ridiculed for saying in some interview that men are intimidated by her because “she has a vagia and an opinion.”

    This was around 1992, right after “Basic Instinct” came out when feminism was at its height and she was trying to run with her newfound vamp image.

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  234. lurker no, but we have seen your face.

    yuck.

    My father says the same thing about your mother after he has finished with her facial.

    Doug to loony “Jealous bitter tool.”
    loony foamed at the mouth can play too! Pussy beta ass-kisser

    NO you can’t. Your anti-psychotics have you so that you can’t play with yourself(wink wink), much less anyone else.

    Your e-person is grossly unattractive. You’re the nuttest person I’ve ever come across online. Your trolling isn’t in the least bit funny or informative.

    Lurker why would I change for a misreable street whore like you?
    So I see you have me confused with your mom again.

    lurker —read that years ago.
    Of course you did, you were already an old man when I was born.

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  235. Women love to pretend that their “vaginas” scare men. They got the idea from Freud, who posited the “Vagina Dentata” idea.

    In reality, men develop social skills more slowly than women, due to 1) the accelerated calendar for women biologically (i.e. must have children sooner); and 2) female bonding through conversation rather than the male bonding through action.

    As a result, a woman is much more able to dominate a man at 16 or 22 of the same age because of her superior social skills. But men aren’t intimidated once they catch up by their 30s.

    Stone just lived in a fantasy world where all the 16 year old boys who she pushed around were mad at her braindead opinons.

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  236. We’re not “nit-picking” her looks due to some bitter-beta mojo, Donny.

    Earlier in the thread it was suggested that Aishwarya was a 10. I’ll be the first to admit that she’s out of my league, and that I’d bang her in a heartbeat (even though I probably wouldn’t be able to game her properly to her raw beauty.)

    But the suggestion was that she was a 10. As in, perfection, or as close to it as is possible.

    Thus despite her stunning, sublime beauty, her small breasts preclude her from being a 10. Period.

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  237. chicy fuckface:

    “My father says the same thing about your mother after he has finished with her facial. ”
    —you really want to get into yo’ mama jokes with me, little girl?

    “NO you can’t.”
    —try and stop me, ugly.

    “Your anti-psychotics have you so that you can’t play with yourself(wink wink), much less anyone else.”
    —on the planet where this statement makes sense, please phone home and translate.

    “Your e-person is grossly unattractive.”
    —attracting a bitter brainless black bitch liek you is hardly my goal, chicy.

    “You’re the nuttest person I’ve ever come across online.”
    —have you read your own posts?

    “Your trolling isn’t in the least bit funny or informative.”
    —pot. kettle.

    “So I see you have me confused with your mom again. ”
    —yo moma’s so fat, she’s on both sides of your family!

    actually, I confused you with your mom. You guys do work the same corner.

    “read that years ago.
    Of course you did, you were already an intelligent man when I was born, and I, chicy noir, am still an ignorant fuckface.”
    —FTFY

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  238. Unless you actually prefer small breasts, or breast size isn’t something that has much of an impact on your ‘point scale’.

    Anyway, Aishwarya’s breasts aren’t small anymore, although she is past her prime now at age 35.

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  239. PA

    I remember when Sharon Stone was ridiculed for saying in some interview that men are intimidated by her because “she has a vagia and an opinion.”

    This was around1992, right after “Basic Instinct” came out when feminism was at its height and she was trying to run with her newfound vamp image.

    Amazing how 17 little years
    can stifle even the
    hottest bitches

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  240. Ah no Lurker, my blog is still up and running, dickwad.

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  241. Zunder! Glad your stupidity can join us. Please tell us your latest made-up Limbaugh anecdote for the day.

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  242. Lurker, honey, calm down. No reason to make a fuss here.

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  243. dyke, when your opinion is warranted, roissy will give it to you.

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  244. Zunder, don’t tell me he came to your blog with his madness too.

    Jesus take the wheel.

    LOL at the time he argues with mandy-xd 18 hrs str8 over cuba,fidel and obama.

    lurker In reality, men develop social skills more slowly than women,

    no shit sherlock, so you must still be at the early stage of development. you still playing in and eating your own crap???

    lurker But men aren’t intimidated once they catch up by their 30s.

    You’re 50 something so I guess there is no hope for you.

    lurker yo moma’s so fat, she’s on both sides of your family!
    WACK…. just like you every hr on the hr.

    Lurker attracting a bitter brainless black bitch liek you is hardly my goal, chicy.
    SMH
    You mispelled like.
    When you go to race, that means you’re desperate. I love being blk …deal with it.

    chic noir NO you can’t.”
    lurker aka sybil’s reply —try and stop me, ugly

    I don’t have to put in any effort, no woman will flirt with you.

    lurker actually, I confused you with my mom. You guys do work the same corner.

    NO your mom works on the corner with that lady of night you raw dogged. Are you still pissing fire like a dragon?

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  245. Okay joe,al, roissy etc… I promise i’ll be good.

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  246. chicy fuckface:

    “LOL at the time he argues with mandy-xd 18 hrs str8 over cuba,fidel and obama.”
    —why can’t he just accept Nobama is god, Castro is a hero, and the Black Panthers are a force of good!

    “You’re 50 something so I guess there is no hope for you.”
    –lol, ugly.

    “WACK”
    –wow, fuckface, you are old using that type of ghetto slang.

    “When you go to race, that means you’re desperate.”
    —keep telling yourself that.

    “I love being blk …deal with it.”
    —No. Nore will I deal with your meaningless ghetto slang. deal with it. lol.

    “I don’t have to put in any effort, no woman will flirt with you. ”
    —and you think online love notes constitute flirting? Man, you must be hard up.

    “NO your mom works on the corner with that lady of night you raw dogged. Are you still pissing fire like a dragon?”
    —only from your mom, ugly, only from your mom.

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  247. Firepower, Sharon Stone is still yakking, its just that no one is listening because she’s a talentless over the hill 60 year old ugly hag.

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  248. Back on Topic….

    How many of you have approached a woman of Meghan’s hotness?

    Of those who answered yes, did you have any successes?

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  249. […] 16, 2009 by Cless Alvein It’s almost 5:00 pm and today’s seen nothing out of the R-Dawg. I can hear the crickets chirping. So I’ll step up and fill the void, throwing this question […]

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  250. lurker

    Firepower, Sharon Stone is still yakking, its just that no one is listening because she’s a talentless over the hill 60 year old ugly hag.

    Yep.

    She was the media darlin’
    when she had
    perky titties

    Covers of magazines. Playboy spreads (nice). Credence lent via a complicit media. Hollywood movie deals.

    Then, hotness fades.

    Lindsay Lohan doing guest shots on some Project Runway-ish gig, or so I hear. En Vogue…Now Fatte.
    Madonna.

    I predict the same fate for Megan.

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  251. chic: leave.

    Megan’s hotness is fading fast as her “fresh meat” appeal is waning rapidly.

    Like a great quote I heard Stanley Tucci’s character say in an Edward Burns crapfest movie. Tucci was married to Heather Graham, but cheating on her with Brittany Murphy:

    “Show me the most beautiful woman in the world, and I’ll show you a guy who’s tired of fucking her.”

    Megan is still a 9, but no longer the 10. She might even fade to 8 with continued over and bad exposure.

    This akin to what happened with Ashton Kutcher and the gays. At first, he was nobody: the 5th, talentless, dumb banana on a 3rd rate sitcom.

    But a gay sex columnist, Dan Savage (his work used to be on the Onion A.V. Club) got a crush on his teenage-looking ass, and promoted the hell out of him in his columns. Soon gays everywhere knew him, and it upped his Q level. then magazines and movies got wind, and he became the teen hearthrob we all know.

    Then came his appearance in “Cheaper by the Dozen.” Dan Savage turned on him; he said, “You know the scene where the dog bites Kutcher on the ass? Once I would have given anything to be that dog. Now, I don’t want to.”

    Over exposure kills sex drive for a male’s sex object.

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  252. Firepower, even faster. She’s already shit on anyone who’s right of Hollywood (re: 80% of the country) and crews are bad mouthing her anonymously.

    Plus she just crapped on the director who gave her her fame. People notice that.

    Who also happens to be Michael Bay, the most reliable summer blockbuster generator in Hollywood. (Spielberg is no longer confind to that role, and Ratner/Singer et. al. are not as reliable).

    So Megan, if you want to lose fame quickly, do the following:

    1) Shit on a powerful director
    2) crap publically on the man who made you.
    3) piss off the crews (trust me, union guys take revenge for their own)
    4) have no talent besides your fading beauty
    5) Attach yourself to a dislikeable has been instead of being conveniently “single” so fanboys can pretend they can date you.
    6) spout off feminist nonsense to piss off many men
    7) publically insult the opinions of more than 1/2 the country.

    Whoops. Looks like you figured that out before I got here.

    On the bright side, let’s take bets on when “Megan Fox: Hollywood Comeback” debuts. And what channel? E! or VH1?

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  253. hoping that hot girls will age out of hotness is pure and unabashed betaness

    the aging of a Megan Fox is a crime against humanity, a tragedy greater than 10 thousand congolese starving to death . (I can´t resist making racist comments)

    [editor: amen, bro. if i could magically make women stop aging past 19, i would. more lovin’ for me!]

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  254. Chic Noir

    Thanks babe. You’re a sweetie.

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  255. Lurker:

    On the bright side, let’s take bets on when “Megan Fox: Hollywood Comeback” debuts. And what channel? E! or VH1?

    June, 2017.

    either “MTV-8 Retro” or “E! 2! Pomona!”

    hosted by Kim Basinger & Jessica Biel
    with musical guests
    Pussycat Dolls

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  256. Lurker

    As a result, a woman is much more able to dominate a man at 16 or 22 of the same age because of her superior social skills. But men aren’t intimidated once they catch up by their 30s

    Speak for yourself.

    Girls weren’t dominating me in HS. I had quite a D/s relationship when I was 17 with a hot 16yo in fact. Though she was something of a slut previously, though that was in a different locale; she had just moved to my exurban NY community.

    They especially weren’t dominating me in college. The opposite. Of course I’ve always been very easily verbal. Girls CANNOT win verbal arguments with me. At least not many and then rarely and it’s not easy. More like a draw at worst. And I don’t take crap from them. Haven’t since I was 14.5. That fateful summer where I lost my virginity to a hot 18yo and then another one, and how, pretending to be 18 and headed to college.

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  257. “Speak for yourself.

    Girls weren’t dominating me in HS. I had quite a D/s relationship when I was 17 with a hot 16yo in fact. Though she was something of a slut previously, though that was in a different locale; she had just moved to my exurban NY community.

    They especially weren’t dominating me in college. The opposite. Of course I’ve always been very easily verbal. Girls CANNOT win verbal arguments with me. At least not many and then rarely and it’s not easy. More like a draw at worst. And I don’t take crap from them. Haven’t since I was 14.5. That fateful summer where I lost my virginity to a hot 18yo and then another one, and how, pretending to be 18 and headed to college.”

    —nice fanatsy world you live in there, dougie. Which letter to penthouse you get it from? 😛

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  258. PA

    This was around 1992, right after “Basic Instinct” came out when feminism was at its height and she was trying to run with her newfound vamp image.

    Feminism may have been at it’s cultural noise and antagonism height in the 90s. I think that’s right in fact. That’s when they got most of the really obnoxious and male oppressing legislation through, from divorce law “reform” to vastly overreaching sexual harassment law to domestic violence laws.

    But the laws are still there. In many places they’re becoming worse steadily. E.g. the return of straight up alimony even now when women greatly outnumber men as college and law school graduates. There’s still hypergamy and women still tend to marry men who make more, especially after the woman is married and slacks off for that reason, as many do. Even before kids and after they’re in school, freeing most of her time.

    So things aren’t getting better except perhaps in the antagonism department. They’re steadily getting worse. Still.

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  259. “Speak for yourself”

    spoke for me. I pretty much put girls in pedestals and got screwed again and again

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  260. Yes, early 90s was when PC did its blitzkrieg when all the leftist legislations & cultural changes were pushed through. I remember this clearly because I felt like the world was going mad. Divorce & child support laws, sexual harassment, anti-DWM curricula in schjools, the whole gay/lesbian thing, “Dancing with Wolves,” and such.

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  261. doug Speak for yourself.

    Girls weren’t dominating me in HS.

    Yea, this is easy to read. some men have a hard time communicating with women they can’t see. the fact that you can pick such an easy going conversation with the various women who roll thru this place speaks to the level of your male to female communication skills.

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  262. lurker’s comments are the worst thing about this blog. Just endless keyboard diarrhea.

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  263. Whoa. She is the hottest. Traffic Stopping. Damn. Well played by the host. A+ sir, I salute you.

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  264. after seeing the preview for meghan fox’s new vampire movie my husband was moved to say:

    “how come no one ever tried to kill a vampire with an RPG? wait, you mean to tell me…that if you duct taped a vampire to the side of a nuclear missile and drove him into the ground from space..it WOULDN’T kill him?”

    he slays me

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  265. I wish the Great Recession were over so I could go out again.

    It’s so tiring to work all day and no play.

    Back on topic — negs — don’t use them often. But they work best against the truly beautiful and the truly self-confident. All sorts of interesting reactions can occur, all that open up further game play.

    Most interestingly it evokes “the challenge” in the woman. A who is this guy? reaction. What kills them, and y’all should try it, is turn your back on them and walk away. Timing is everything, and don’t be surprised if you’re chased down. it’s a twist on the “distracted alpha male” thing.

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  266. abe, you are human diarrhea

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  267. ehhh. The fun will be over for her when a video tape is released of her getting severely pumped by Jack Nicholson, his fat crushing her body and knocking the wind out of her.

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  268. Yup. One function of laughter is to cohere the betas to the will of the alpha. Chuckling at the bosses jokes, whereas the same thing said by an underling might warrant a sneer.

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  269. dana accounted:

    after seeing the preview for meghan fox’s new vampire movie my husband was moved to say:

    “how come no one ever tried to kill a vampire with an RPG?

    too expensive
    we all know a
    jew would rather
    use a stake

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  270. You can’t be serious Roissy. This entire “interview” is completely staged. It may be partly improvised, but Megan Fox clearly was in on the fundamental set-up. If it were meant to be real, where would an interview like this air? They’re wasting time talking about hotels for animals, for Christsake. Big stars don’t do real interviews unless it promotes their careers. That being said, it follows that none of the “negs” you see are genuine – they were written in for comic effect. The writers knew the viewers would be shocked when the fake interviewer told Fox to wait, and even more shocked when she complies. Didn’t the big banner for “National Lampoon” at the beginning of the video clue you people in?

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  271. Nah that interview was a bit prepared.

    Megan fox was never a bitch to me. In fact she’s pretty witty. Honestly almost all girls just seem to be nice to me. I don’t know why.

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  272. Lurker said to someone “you are human diarrhea”

    Diarrhea would be a pretty name if it didn’t mean what it means. Wouldn’t it??

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  273. couldn´t see it before because youtube is blocked at work

    this guy is nowhere beta or herb, unless you think that all left wing men are herbs (see: the Kennedy brothers or Mao Zedong and his thousand concubines)

    supposing it wasn´t staged*** even the interviewer ridiculous persona (like his glasses) should be understood as to be the uniform of SWPL-holliwood hipters. This guy bangs girls hotter than Roissy

    *** who on Earth carries empty bags with him?

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  274. on September 19, 2009 at 7:11 pm gunslingergregi

    ””””””Roy G. Biv
    From the the Daily Beast

    Someone please make Megan Fox go away: “Men are scared of vaginas,” she says in the latest issue of Rolling Stone, lauding her own “powerful, confident vagina” as the secret to her power. She goes on to say that “I don’t really want to share myself with the public. I want to deflect attention from my reality.” Away from reality, toward her vagina, apparently.
    ””””””””””””

    lol

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  275. Just saw this. I’m guessing someone already mentioned this in the comment thread, but the interviewer also puts Fox in her place by starting by interviewing her co-star, and then dragging it out with a pointless discussion about an older movie of his.

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  276. on September 20, 2009 at 6:58 pm msexceptiontotherule

    gunslingergregi:

    It could always be worse. She could be telling the world she has a vagina with teeth. If she actually had that, it would be the worst possible thing ever…can’t exactly go to the lady-parts doctor for a checkup with that kind of vagina.

    I’m thinking that Megan Fox is just trying to deflect attention from the fact that she’s actually a lot more like the unhappy young celeb sluts than she’d like – of course she hasn’t had a picture of her getting out of a limo in a miniskirt without panties on…YET…but with that powerful vagina, it’s only a matter of time.

    Does powerful vagina make anyone think of ..smell…?

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  277. wtf at aoefe and wtf at msexception

    We can only hope for the vagina cameo appearance I wreckin. I would think that powerfull of a vagina would not smell.

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  278. Yeah, and Meagan Fox will be one miserable cunt when she’s 50 something too. Who cares?

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  279. This is no surprise. Any man who can do stand up comedy above the level of amateur night has outstanding confidence, and social skills and ability to improvise and get the upper hand on anyone with words.

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  280. on September 21, 2009 at 6:46 am msexceptiontotherule

    gunz: oh come on now, just the fact that she’s running around saying that it’s the vagina that gives women their power, is singlehandedly so retarded I’m surprised there’s not a busload waiting to be taken to the zoo. (reference = dead milkmen, if anyone happens to know the obscure..not the cure, the OBSCURE..just checking.) In any case, it’s not advised for women to run around town – even if they’re wearing pants – without their knickers on, and not just because someone might see that, or even because they could find themselves forever labeled as a slut.

    A mere body part – unless we’re talking about J Lo’s ass..j/k..but really, it’s silly to assume that everyone is going to think “Oh, how powerful she is, megan fox has finally made the world recognize how powerful a vagina is!” …vomit. Maybe if she were saying that it’s all about the packaging that makes a woman powerful, THAT I might buy, given the fact that guys are after hotness, which requires more than just the va-jayjay. Besides, the hotter you are the less a guy tends to care what comes out of your mouth as long as it’s not completely disgusting and vulgar. Ridiculousness.

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  281. Jesus, you people are pathetic. A fucking scripted Hollywood interview is a great example of negging? Please!

    You guys think this is a good example of negging. Sad.
    Yeah, I’m sure the guy interviewing her got her number and banged her later.

    You guys are sad. What’s with such liberal use of the word “cunt” here? You guys hate women that much?

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  282. “slaps getreal” wake up it was all just a dream.

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  283. ”””””””’“Oh, how powerful she is, megan fox has finally made the world recognize how powerful a vagina is!” …vomit.””””””””’

    That is why you cannot force woman and men to be equal. Woman come prequipped with a body part that can make more money than a man. he he he

    Never gonna be equal.

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  284. Getreal

    A fucking scripted Hollywood interview is a great example of negging? Please!

    Yes, it seemed scripted to me. Although the kid being interviewed didn’t seem completely in on it.

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  285. I finally watched it, and I have to agree it was scripted.

    [editor: it’s not scripted. her acting skills aren’t that good. also, who are you agreeing with? imaginary allies? the majority of commenters believe her reaction was natural.]

    Also, she looks awful in it. She can look so beautiful in photographs (and like a goddess in ‘shopped editorials) but everytime I see her in moving pictures I’m so underwhelmed.

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  286. on September 27, 2009 at 4:22 am msexceptiontotherule

    Gunslingergregi: of course we’re not going to succeed at any fight to be straight-across-the-board equals, but men and women shouldn’t want to compare themselves to each other, because there’s nothing helpful to be accomplished by thinking so single-mindedly. Women and men are both equally important for what they contribute on all levels in respect to their strengths which are going to be loosely divided according to gender, although there will be some cases where the main quality is identical but each gender will be capable of using the strength once they see it has another way to be applied which is often going to turn out to be connected to something for which they have a greater talent for, even if it wasn’t in an area that would normally be considered further for either gender when looking at the different areas one would assume to be only defined by what is seen as the face-value of the whole.

    Not like I’m an expert on these kinds of things, but if women are automatically born possessing a body part that potentially makes more money than the equivalent does for men – maybe men are responsible for creating an industry for businesses that provide a place where women interested in selling that aspect of themselves can do so, for the men who are no doubt going to be sitting elbow to elbow with the other patrons who hang out or even just occasionally drop by one of these places. You can’t hate the women for taking advantage of something that men invented to allow them to take advantage of women with! (even if there are about a thousand ways that would be better money for these ‘ladies’ and allow them to keep at least SOME of their self-respect…)

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  287. on September 28, 2009 at 9:01 am msexceptiontotherule

    Now all that’s left is to find a sufficient population group for finding out a few things that are anything from a constant experience that the majority of strippers have on a basis close to every shift they work down to all of the stuff that is rumored to go on and no one is terribly interested in being known for any of these going out to a global audience for such critical breaking news. Control group made up of women who meet certain levels set for determining their relative successful financial situation as it can be broken down to how much time they averaged before they would have say…a quarter of what they end up taking home, until they had reached whatever amount they wanted to bring in that shift. And then for the group that they will be compared to, which will be a random collection that should include women who also strip but are limited by their appearance only being attractive to a specific group of men – the tall chick who works as a stripper too hot to get stuck with day shifts but not the top notch that gets the best nights in a week because they’re so hot that is the type who guys normally wouldn’t talk to if they met on the street but still somehow start to find it intriguing to just sit at the tip rail putting every dime they had at the time in a stack every set she was up on the rotation simply to watch as they do all kinds of stuff with the pole while the only thing that happened to be there holding them is one leg in what has to be an uncomfortable position to stay in so long; if there is someplace to find strippers getting close to the usual retirement age for their choice of professions who have no idea what they’re going to be out doing for work when they are starting to get a stack of quarters for any tip they had when they were on stage, which I’m going to presume would be part of a day shift standard for a club to have their strippers as the minimum end of the range that will let you continue to work there as long as that is the case- especially when dealing with the ones who haven’t figured out they should retire before any further embarassment is caused for them, maybe take their GED or get something like a cosmetology license that will be very useful when they cannot continue putting their old butt on a stage and expect to get any tips – even ones in quarters; basically all of the other women working and looking at why they don’t fit into the earlier group model for measuring a stripper’s success in this field – but can’t include anyone who strips at shows arranged through a private company, everyone in both groups has to work in the club setting, as an attempt at keeping the choice in where to start up looking at who will be on one of the two teams when it goes out to take the field while the other waits to have a moment of individual consideration for their specific player ranking stats and where they place against everyone else.

    And yeah, I really can see someone who refuses to retire from their stripping career before first turning a ridiculous range in age and having quarters the only tips that they get before even that has to end – probably because they don’t want to encourage the woman to continue coming in wanting to work shaking their ass like they’d always done for like 20 years or so….It’s not attractive, but I must confess is something that really amuses me to think of possibly being found somewhere vague next to a major route for commuter or interstate commerce transit used in positioning the club’s sign to attract business from anyone driving by a sign that a blind man can’t miss without a dog or cane.

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  288. msexceptiontotherule: paragraph breaks are your friend

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  289. on September 28, 2009 at 9:17 am gunslingergregi

    Not hating on woman for that msexception. I think it is a good thing that we are not exactly the same don’t you? They still seem to need a man to help them make that money into something usefull maybe. The people who make the money tend to act like it will last forever. If you take it and buy some shit that makes money you don’t have to stay until you get quarters for tips he he he

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  290. on September 28, 2009 at 2:26 pm msexceptiontotherule

    Now I want to ask what the odds are of any women who have gone into that line of work, will ever find a way to not only make money, but have it around for a while, instead of using it to buy things like a giant pole to put up in their Condo located somewhere in the Woodland Hills/Sherman Oaks/Panorama City/San Fernando Valley, or all the stuff they could find that could be ordered so that it would be covered with a bunch of that pink furry crap like rugs, couches, decorative elements that they can kick to the floor when they want to use the coffee table to snort coke off of it on occasion.

    We should see if there’s a market for a retirement community for strippers, see if that might make some money from creating that totally unique situation…hahahah..man, that doesn’t sound that bad as an idea. 😉

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  291. Yea I think the usual problem is they buy crack with the money. Yea future time orientation is not a lot of peoples friend.

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  292. on September 29, 2009 at 7:07 am msexceptiontotherule

    gunz: well, we could make it a drug and alcohol treatment center and stripper retirement community with support groups for the ones who are just now realizing that they’ve been getting fewer quarters so often when they’ve gone to work lately that they don’t have anything for laundry day thanks to that crack habit that costs them what 2 for $5 usually? Good thing they don’t really need food…but that’s the whole gimmick to get them in the door, which could even work to bring in some of the locals from the celebrity skank list when they’re too high to figure out they’re not in the usual rehab they go to but by that time they should already have gotten a tranq shot in the ass from one of our well-trained and bouncer guys on staff. Having a few of those will be a great way to make strippers feel like they’re safe and almost like they’re at work with all the shit that’s scrambled their brains after so many years. So now it’s really just a matter of finding a location and deciding how much capital we want to invest in the hoe-retirement center and drug treatment facility business. There’s gotta be a way we can start having them apply for life insurance or some kind of economic stimulus benefits that would be paid to our business as long as we had the paperwork to be considered a facility that met the guidelines to receive benefits for a person living full time and receiving all health and other services on the grounds where the operation is set up.

    I wonder if we could find a way to get one of the buildings that they’ve turned into loft spaces in downtown L.A. since there’s not many people who can afford to buy a single unit when there are 20 or more empty because most people can’t do that either. Might be able to get in for relatively less if we act now, plus we could turn the ground floor into a night club and gentlemens club running on the other side a few times a week to boost revenue. Nothing seems to be more worth the money if there are as many ads with some discount thing printed at the bottom that those are the only things on the very back page of the sports section…do guys really use those things or is it way too embarassing because it makes them look like it was the only way they could afford to get in AND get one lapdance price for a whole bunch free before they had to leave…god, ew those chicks had better hope there was something to keep the wet spot from showing thru. ok now I just grossed myself out to the point I’m going to go and watch the brady bunch after I finish vomiting in my mouth and brush my teeth.

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    Only the best celebrity bodies are available here.

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  294. I’m sorry but I have to disagree with everyone here. By discussing obviously absurd topics together and asking her to put a bag over her head, it was clear to everyone involved that the interviewer and the male actor sitting next to her were teasing her. Teasing a girl is giving her attention. Teasing is totally NOT the same as actually giving no attention to a woman.

    A neg is a disqualifier, not really a tease. There has to be an element of sincerity or you do not adequately disqualify yourself. Mystery’s classic neg about fake nails is delivered sincerely.

    I think even Mystery himself gets confused, because half of his example ‘negs’ are teases and half are sincere displays of mild disinterest. But the effect of each is quite different.

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