Reenactment Of A Dentist Visit Pickup

This is a pickup attempt in a dentist’s office, as we were both waiting to have our teeth cleaned. The lawyer chick returns! (Lawyer chicks are very diligent about keeping regular dental appointments.)

Listen for the rather unsubtle neg.





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  1. how did it go?

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  2. For all the aging broads thinking of walking out of a secure marriage after watching/reading Eat, Pray, Love:

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  3. same night bang?

    pussy tastes funny after getting your teeth cleaned.

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  4. I think CR should open up a CafePress shop and sell those green t-shirts with the fishbone (unless it’s already some SWPL scenester douchebag thing).

    So, you saved the “I bet you’re only in it for the nitrous,” line for the next patient?

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  5. > pussy tastes funny after getting your teeth cleaned.

    LOL!

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  6. Is that a Fishbone shirt?

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  7. on November 24, 2010 at 1:43 pm greatbooksformen GBFM

    lozozolzlzozozlzl! bring da movies for thanksigiving!!

    i wanna stuff your turkey hole with my prime sauasage stuffingz zlzlz lozozlzzol

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  8. one of the funniest i’ve seen.

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  9. on November 24, 2010 at 2:11 pm Good Luck Chuck

    Can’t help but wonder why any man would put any amount of effort into trying to extract (likely) tepid sex from such a vile, masculine, ball busting bitch?

    I love American women!

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  10. lol

    teeth whitening.

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  11. @Good Luck Chuck

    how can you tell what she really looked like/acted like just from this hilarious monotone reenactment?

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  12. on November 24, 2010 at 2:21 pm Gunslingergregi

    I’d like to do a re-enactment of me not being able to leave a foreign country and then show how I was able to do it but I can’t yet.

    he he he

    Don’t listen to people who say to travel on a shoe-string. I would be fucked right now.

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  13. Often, I’m puzzled at the Modern American Man’s inability to discern between worthily editing an annoying distraction and pure censorship.

    It’s as if they now, are one in the same and determining the difference between the two had been excised by culture or PC education.

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  14. here allll the farts you could ever want…lol!!!

    http://www.fart-sounds.net/fart_sound_board.htm

    Note:

    my personal favorite is THE LONG AND WINDING ROAD!!! lol!!!

    enjoy and you guys can allll bond. woooo!!

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  15. You are the devil we love. Nice neg. Did you number close?

    Oh, yeah, no fart? WTF?

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  16. Did she give you her number? Was her any good?

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  17. Teeth whitening neg for the win.

    I’m stealing this with a few contextual modifications.

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  18. Hey.

    No news about the number. Close or not?

    I’m going to go with No.

    Woman sounds like a bit of a cunt.

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  19. Neg, baby! (Hey, if likes it HARD, so much the better!)

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  20. what does SWPL mean?

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  21. Gunslingergregi

    he he he

    Don’t listen to people who say to travel on a shoe-string.

    c’mon – there’d be no noble tales of living in favelas – drinking with junta deathsquads – wrestling with the hovel’s cholera-carrying rodentia.

    ah, romance

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  22. Nice and witty! But after having sensed that much coldness from her, I wouldn’t have even tried to get her number. It’s probably not making the most of my chances, but it definitely looked like talking to her would feel like a dentist visit (no pun intended).

    If you did get a number/date/bang after all, let us know, it ought to be a good story!

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  23. Two negs:

    1. Teeth Whitening
    2. Good to see you have a sense of humor about this- too many people are serious about nothing (assuming she was being an uptight lawyer chick- great lawyer chick neg).

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  24. That lawyer chick seems to have a thing for you Roissy.

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  25. Selig: “For all the aging broads thinking of walking out of a secure marriage after watching/reading Eat, Pray, Love:
    http://i.imgur.com/egRC1.png

    Take heed, ladies. you too can get bored an chuck everything only to take years to get back to what you already hade before… only balding now!

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  26. I especially hate when women complain about a “man shortage”. This is a completely asinine assertion given that the vast majority of those on online dating sites are men, and men outnumber women in the 18-40 age ranges. Additionally, if a man is 40+ years old he is still in the market for 18-25 year olds since he has made more money and achieved higher positions of power over the years.

    Good job with the lawyer woman; many of them are gorgeous and dress very nicely. Additionally, Brooks Brothers gives corporate discount cards to members of the ABA, so you could shop at Brooks Brothers together and use her discount card. Brooks Brothers frequently has sales (such as friends and family), but if a person is shopping at BB then they don’t need the discount, but is very much appreciated.

    BB also have the best pink oxford cloth button down shirts, and wearing pink has the additional benefit of screening and profiling the wrong kinds of people. If anyone says you look “gay”, or that pink is “gay”, then you know they aren’t people worth associating with. Although you would have to go out of your way to encounter such people to begin with.

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  27. ROFL that is awesome.

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  28. Assuming no discounts or other incentives, why do people shop at Brooks Brothers or a similar retailer when they can have bespoke clothing made to their exact specifications for the same or similar prices?

    I can understand wanting a signature piece from a particular designer, like a truly original Burberry trench coat for instance. That makes sense to me.

    But I’ve always been curious why people purchase designer clothing when they can have similar quality clothing made from designer fabrics to their exact specifications with whatever options they want for the same price or close to the same price. Is it just the desire to be seen in a recognizably expensive piece of clothing, so people who can’t spot quality without a trademark signature cut or look (or an actual trademark) will presumably be impressed?

    I’m not trying to start shit or a pissing contest. I’m genuinely curious.

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  29. Assuming no discounts or other incentives, why do people shop at Brooks Brothers or a similar retailer when they can have bespoke clothing made to their exact specifications for the same or similar prices?

    I can understand wanting a signature piece from a particular designer, like a truly original Burberry trench coat for instance. That makes sense to me.

    But I’ve always been curious why people purchase designer clothing when they can have similar quality clothing made from designer fabrics to their exact specifications with whatever options they want for the same price or close to the same price. Is it just the desire to be seen in a recognizably expensive piece of clothing, so people who can’t spot quality without a trademark signature cut or look (or an actual trademark) will presumably be impressed?

    I’m not trying to start shit or a pissing contest. I’m genuinely curious.

    They think, regardless of whether or not they are correct, that buying “brand name” items will raise their social status relative to other people that they associate with.

    Its all about the status game; people are status whoring monkeys at heart.

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  30. I’ll bet she “opened wide” later.

    I’m sure an “oral checkup” took place after that exchange.

    Maybe she got her teeth “whiteneed” after all.

    She may also have sucked Roissy’s cock.

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  31. ditto to askjoe’s idea of selling those green fishbone shirts on CafePress.

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  32. BE bold: SO
    GET NEXT TO THEM AND GET YOUR HARD HAND ON-THEIR PUSSY WITHIN LESS THAN ONE MINUTE. …work your two fingers hard. THE sweet smelll of aerocillized cunt-desire should waft up in milli-seconds. You should be able to smell the pussy before you get deep into the violathion-zxone of the thing-itself.
    Stop right there…!!!Because we are all gentleman here. We mean no harm. 12 year old virgins tied– up for saxrifice

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  33. I am in the market for a suit right now. I saw some decent suits at Brooks Brothers for $1100 CAD each, or 2 for $1800. Where can you get a bespoke suit for $900? Hong Kong?

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  34. science your comment was awesome 🙂

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  35. Say: “You give rotten head, babe; even if you swallowed I wouldn’t change my mind.” (Dare her to prove your low expectations wrong!)

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  36. Good line:

    “That’s probably a good idea. But too late now.”

    It doesn’t make sense, but has a sense of adventure and danger and gravitational pull to it.

    Basically, it says, I am the bad boy and you are in my clutches.

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  37. Bespoke suit, $900? Korea.

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  38. Gorbachev:

    Exactly. In North America to buy a trendily cut suit (and tailored to fit) made with Italian cloth in North America, you’re paying close to a grand.

    Bespoke is at least 3000.

    I do agree that I wouldn’t pay top dollar for Brook’s made in China stuff, but some of their higher end stuff is worth the cost as far as I can tell.

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  39. on November 25, 2010 at 1:12 am Gunslingergregi

    I got a made in iraq suit for 300 lol

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  40. on November 25, 2010 at 1:15 am Gunslingergregi

    top that beatchheess.

    ”””’on November 24, 2010 at 3:38 pm Firepower
    Gunslingergregi

    he he he

    Don’t listen to people who say to travel on a shoe-string.

    c’mon – there’d be no noble tales of living in favelas – drinking with junta deathsquads – wrestling with the hovel’s cholera-carrying rodentia.

    ah, romance
    ””””””

    I still get that too but at some point you may have an unforeseen glitch that entail gobs of loot.

    Again remember when money becomes important it becomes extremely important.

    Getting your loot together should be priority number one fellas.

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  41. Hmmm…. I like the banter but the transition to getting the number seemed a little abrupt. I can’t imagine going from the cold witty repartee of that opening directly to the number would have worked. You can start witty but need to warm things up before transitioning to personal information sharing. At some point you need to drop your shield so that she drops hers and then the number will happen. There was no real connection here.

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  42. “There was no real connection here.”

    I agree, he kept the shtick up for too long.

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  43. Where can you get a bespoke suit for $900? Hong Kong?>/i>

    I know a little old Jewish man who has a shop in Brooklyn and thinks it’s still 1960. And yes I do dress like Don Draper, thank you very much.

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  44. Hah, was she really that stupid? “Ummm why would you need my number?”

    ….

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  45. Bespoke rules- even in England some tailors are offering bespoke for 600 USD. They get the suit made in East Asia

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  46. And though I never wear tee shirts, I would make an exception for the dead fish one our host uses for these clips. Either that or a “your princess is my whore” one

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  47. lmao roissy. the silent pause hahaah

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  48. Video wasn’t working. It sucks! I wanted to know how a dentist and a lawyer would collide. It sounds like a bad joke.

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  49. “Where can you get a bespoke suit for $900? Hong Kong?”

    The Andover Shop has locations at Andover and Cambridge where one could have bespoke suits for under that. Moreover, they also carry Cape Madras (I think only at their Andover location), which actually has their madras shorts and pants made in Madras, India. Of course, madras is for summer.

    “Exactly. In North America to buy a trendily cut suit (and tailored to fit) made with Italian cloth in North America, you’re paying close to a grand. ”

    Why not a classically cut suit? One that is wool, navy, and with minimal shoulder padding? Those never go out of style and are versatile 🙂

    The great thing about the Andover Shop, Brooks Brothers, and J.Press is that they have options that are conservative enough for any man to get away with wearing. If people want to avoid the “status whoring” associated with labels there are label-free options from Murray’s Toggery and other places.

    But a person’s fashion sense is merely one aspect of the person, and a person should also work on their inner-self and career. It’s best to improve oneself until the women they want will have mutual feelings for them.

    “Ummm, why would you need my number?”

    Ahh, a dreaded “why” question! And women wonder why there is a so-called “man shortage”!

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  50. on November 25, 2010 at 5:15 pm greatbooksformen GBFM

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    and so grandma wins the rpize!~!!

    now i gotsa ask gramps and dad when they get back from hunt8ng quales asnd see whats they think.

    can hardly wiat for xmas!! zlozozlzl

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  51. […] seem to me to fit very well with the view of women as universally hypergamous.  Although Game theory can be used to mislead women into selecting for assholery rather than social status, as between the two men, it would seem that Standish was closer to the Game ideal than Alden;  […]

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  52. […] seem to me to fit very well with the view of women as universally hypergamous. Although Game theory can be used to mislead women into selecting for assholery rather than social status, as between the two men, it would seem that Standish was closer to the Game ideal than Alden; […]

    Miles was like a BigLaw dude with zero game =p

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  53. Game: Life is short, be a douchebag!

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  54. Douchebags get more head, ass and any other part of a chicks anatomy.

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  55. You shoulda asked her how many cavities she had.

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  56. Take a vacation to China and come with an empty suitcase. You can get custom suits for about $50 in labor, maybe less in smaller cities. From there, the price goes up depending on the quality of the fabric, but for $150 you can get a decent suit.

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  57. Legion
    I’ll bet she “opened wide” later.

    I’m sure an “oral checkup” took place after that exchange.

    Maybe she got her teeth “whiteneed” after all.

    She may also have sucked Roissy’s cock.

    ———————————————-

    That was fuuuuuny!

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  58. @ASDF

    Where can you get a bespoke suit for $900? Hong Kong?

    Yes, you can get a completely bespoke suit for US$600, Italian wool. Lots of choices.

    I live here, let me know if you need a recommendation.

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  59. Go for a holiday to Thailand.
    I have it on good authority from multiple sources that the Suits, Whores, Beer, Food, Accomodation and just about everything else is CHEAP.

    Even the “ladyboys” put most bovine western women to shame. LOL

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  60. Lawyer chicks are just life support systems for vaginas.

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  61. I wonder if it’s possible to pee in a chick? If I could, I would get a lawyer chick in bed and after I start screwing her, take a nice warm piss in her vagina. She’d totally go mental, all that piss spraying out of her.

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  62. Most important trend in the last two decades. Scroll quarter page down and watch interactive map turn from svelt, fit, healthy human beings to fat disgusting land whales in two decades f(l)at.

    http://www.cdc.gov/obesity/data/trends.html

    I guarantee shockers and awe.

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  63. The witty verbal banter here requires practice that may not come easy.

    But … the essence is ‘Dominance’.

    The player launches his game by talking to the lawyer (bitch) in the first place and then always replies with a dominant attitude.

    They’re waiting for you to put them in their place. Start today, and save a pussy!

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  64. @DJ

    I know a guy who did that, twice. He said it neutralizes the sperm if you come in her. I think he just has a pee fetish.

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  65. I fuked my dentist when I was 19 years old, i’ve been seeing her since i was 15, she was like 35 at the time. one of the better looking MILFs i’ve seen

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  66. on November 26, 2010 at 3:13 pm Bring The Movies

    SWPL = Stuff White People Like.

    Great books for men, you are the best. This was so funny I spit oatmeat out all over my keyboard. lolzozlzoozlzoozl. Thanks.

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  67. I’m gonna write me out a transcript of this. Great playful negging.

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  68. On the subject of custom tailored stuff:

    Can anyone recommend a _specific_ good place in either Shanghai or Schenzen to get custom tailored suits/dress shirts etc… I assume Taipei/Tel Aviv is too expensive to bother.

    I spend time there for work from time to time and would like to get some really nice threads but I’m a real cheapskate.

    I assume that you can pretty easily take several shirts/suits back through customs without much hassle.

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  69. this really was hysterical

    men ought to run game on strange females to enjoy the puzzled looks on their faces

    “Kanye West came here to shine his grill”……I could not keep a straight face and say that. I swear I’d have to LOL

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  70. When she said “maybe I shouldn’t be talking to you before seeing a dentist.” she was saying “I’m very nervous.” You could have turned the discussion to her rather than continuing with the edgy entertainment. Say, “Oh, are you nervous today?” and then start to warm it up from there, talking more about her and subtly making her feel better. Probably would have had a better connection.

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  71. [blockquote]Gorbachev:

    Exactly. In North America to buy a trendily cut suit (and tailored to fit) made with Italian cloth in North America, you’re paying close to a grand. [/blockquote]

    I know a place in a small city near a major NE American city where I can get a suit made from Italian designer fabric (Loro Piana specifically) made for $700 cut to my exact specifications.

    I wore this suit to my normal tailor who examined it and said it would have cost three times that for him to make the suit, and he’s considered one of the best tailors in the city.

    In my experience, you just have to ask around and do the homework and legwork. When I began looking for bespoke suits I read three or four books on men’s clothing. Then I literally went to over a dozen tailors in the city and picked the one whose personality I liked the most and who also had the best reputation, but who most importantly gladly spent almost an hour and a half answering all of my newb questions before I spent a dime.

    But I found out about the cheaper place from a lawyer friend of mine, who found out about it from a lawyer friend of his, who presumably found out about it from someone else who buys a lot of suits.

    You can also buy quality bulk fabrics from bolt remnants on eBay, but you have to know how much fabric it takes to make a suit for you.

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  72. Oh yeah, and that cheap place does the work on site and doesn’t ship it overseas. Just look around and use places like askandy’s forum to search.

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  73. well played.

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  74. haha – I finally had to switch dentists and got my first female one. A petite blond – kinda hot.

    I treated her like a kid and made up mean nicknames for her – I swear I could smell her arousal when she was near me in the chair. Her hot girly clients started giving me the eye – and all her chunky dental aides as well.

    She’d start to get tittery when around me, then I had to quit as I had the adult realization I didn’t want a nervous dentist working on me.

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  75. This interaction reeks of manginadom. You failed to keep that bitch and her putdowns in check. You’ve set the stage for a relationships that meets all her needs but none of yours.

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  76. This setting takes more courage than the Disco Palace. When you crash, you’re still stuck sitting there until the tooth-cleaner calls you in.

    And if you’re a white guy whose natural level is “greater omega” (middling beta on a good day), you’re sitting there with flushed crimson cheeks, trembling hands and abdominal cramps.

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  77. “Good to see you have a sense of humor about this- too many people are serious about nothing”

    Could this be useful after a slippery attempt at Apocalypse Game?

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