You Know Your Metrosexualization is Complete When

Your friend leaves this voicemail for you:

yeah, lemme guess, you’re at a sidewalk cafe, a little table, watching people walk back and forth, having a croissant or quiche, drinking some imported beer and making snide comments.

and you were, in fact, doing exactly that.
my hair is windblown indoors!





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  1. There’s a huge line between metro and homo and if you were rocking the Alfie extra snug layerd look….. in summer…. the line has been crossed.

    That is all I have so say

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  2. I did not realize combining croissants and imported beer makes you a metrosexual. That’s just bad taste. Now, have you plucked your eyebrows?

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  3. This is completely off topic but I had to pass this on. Perhaps the most pathetic thing I’ve read in a long time.

    http://www.dailymail.co.uk/pages/live/femail/article.html?in_article_id=462941&in_page_id=1879

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  4. BAHAHAAHAHAHAHAH!

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  5. P.S. If you were looking anything like the guy in the picture when said voicemail was left, I would have begged you to press me up against the nearest hand dryer and put your big gay hands all over me.

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  6. oh,when you took my arm, that’s when we fell apar. Andreina Cecilio.

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  7. now we are fussing and now we are fightin. Joey Hadassah.

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