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  1. what do poop, boob, and bob have in common?
    they are funny palindromes and…
    they are bad names to give a son.

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  2. Women who have been raped tend not to poop as frequently than those who have not been raped.

    Female lawyers and feminists tend to have larger and more masculine like poop than their feminine counterparts. Because of it’s size the splash to bum ratio is usually higher. This has been proven in MANY studies.

    But one thing that’s a universal fact is that hot girls do not poop. FACT

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  3. i read this study once on this website where they confirmed that alpha males get hot women and betas get warpigs.
    then david alexander watched porn and ordered a sexbot.
    fin.

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  4. 42

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  5. Women poop?

    I thought only dudes doody, and girls they sustain on sunshine and the smell of flowers….

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  6. on December 13, 2007 at 1:14 pm Gunslingergregi

    Whhhyyyyyyyyyy Goooooooooddddddd Whhhhhhhhhyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

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  7. VK, I beg to differ. The splash to bum ratio is heavily dependent upon distance between the two and size of the poop. Higher likelihood of splash is achieved when reaching the optimal poop and distance between waterline and bum. just sayin.

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  8. But one thing that’s a universal fact is that hot girls do not poop. FACT

    Unless they’re in Japanese pornography, of course.

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  9. the hottest girls poop, fart, and burb unappologetically (jessica simpson, cameron diaz)… b/c they can afford to do so. guys will still line up to bang them.

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  10. a poop haiku:

    to poop or not poop
    happiness and BM joined
    one aches sans other

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