Girl Screws Tucker Max, Broadcasts Her Sluttiness

I stumbled across a truly unintentionally hilarious tell-all. Some college chick banged Tucker Max during his promotional bus tour for his movie and she wrote about it on the internet.

I Slept With Tucker Max, the Internet’s Biggest Asshat

The fun starts before we even get past the title! The author’s name is Courtney, but here at the Chateau she’ll be known by the moniker “Suzy Semeneater”. Here’s some advice Suzy S.: Banging a guy and happily announcing it on the internet isn’t the best way to drive home your point that the guy is an asshat.

Tucker Max is a blogger-turned-author-turned-movie-producer who’s basically famous for drinking to obliteration and having sex with girls whom he later savages in graphic detail on his site, TuckerMax.com.

This reminds me of all those SWPL chicks who infest the blogworld claiming, every time they stumble across a game related blog, that chicks don’t really want assholes, and that insisting they do is just men making excuses for wanting to treat girls like shit. Yet here we see Suzy S. willingly fucking a guy she admits “savages” women on his blog.

You get what you give, ladies. Give your pussies to assholes, you’ll get nothing but assholes in return.

By the way, I am a huge proponent of asshole game for the reason that, in my observation and in the observation of men who aren’t satisfied with banging beta-settling fatties and fuglies, most women of fuckable quality (i.e. higher than 6, lower than BMI 23, and under 30) respond Pavlovian-like to assholes. And I kinda enjoy being an asshole sometimes.

It was a Monday night, about a quarter to 11, and I was watching TV with my roommates. I’d asked a few people to go out but no one was feeling up to it. Then, I got a text from my friend Steph: “If you want to meet Tucker Max, come to Cafe 210.”

I was a longtime fan and I’d been dying to meet him, so I got dressed as fast as I could and ran out the door. It was only the second week in school, and in my apartment I was already getting teased for my promiscuity. My roommates laughed as I left and told me to make sure to bring him back! “Yeah, like I’m gonna have sex with Tucker Max,” I thought.

Maxim #26: If a woman says the word “sex” in conversation with you or about you, no matter the context, it means she’s thinking about having sex with you.

I was expecting a huge line at the bar, but when I showed up, it was totally dead. I asked the bouncers if they’d heard anything about Tucker Max coming there. “I hope not,” one of them replied. Inside, I found some of my friends and some girls who were clearly Tucker’s tour groupies assembled. We waited a little while, and just when I thought he wouldn’t show, Tucker finally arrived.

“And then a seismic tremor swept through my san vaginus fault!”

Immediately a drunk girl latched onto him, hugging and kissing and falling all over him. She was cute, and I was just about to sigh, “Well, he’s already got his hook-up tonight,” when my friend Rosie snarled, “That’s pathetic. Who wants to be that girl?”

Maxim #27: Pussies are more pliable in the company of competing pussy.

Game tip: You’ll improve your odds of scoring by attending events that feature male celebrities. Counterintuitive? Maybe, but here’s what happens. The celebrity can only take home at most a handful of girls in attendance. The rest will be left with their meatflaps quivering for cock. A roomful of horny chicks, jealous and lubricated, is easier pickings than a roomful of egotastic bitches with sandpaper between their legs.

Regardless, we worked our way into the crowd surrounding Tucker, until we were face to face with him. I shook his hand, and told him I was a huge fan. His response? “Will you f–k a virgin?”

Tucker Max has tight cocky/funny asshole game.

“Yeah,” I said, “I’ll f–k anyone.” Big mistake.

This is the female verbal equivalent of parting her pussy lips and inserting a speculum for ease of access.

Tucked yelled for his friends to go get some kid, apparently the aforementioned virgin, because he’d “got one” for him.

“Wait, wait, wait,” I interrupted. “Is he cute?”

“No,” said Tucker. “He’s fat.”

I replied that I had standards; Tucker replied that I was a whore.

Naturally, Max’s minor celebrity status allows him to get away with stuff that a typical beta couldn’t. But then I’ve seen plenty of non-famous guys playfully call girls whores and watched as their eyes lit up with lust. If the typical beta first achieves the goal of ridding himself of bad habits that betray his low sexual status, he too will find that calling girls whores works like gangbusters.

Finally, Steph handed me her camera and suggested that Rosie and I ask to take a picture with him. We did, and this time, Tucker blatantly looked me up and down.

How many women’s mags (and men’s mags for that matter) advise men to be discreet about checking out the goods on a date? All of them? The truth is that making it obvious you’re checking out a girl is good game. The trick is to do it with a critical eye, instead of a drooling mouth.

“34 C?” Tucker asked.
“32 C,” I replied, “but good guess. What, are you trying to touch them or something?”
“Oh, I know I can touch them,” he said. “But I like to guess first.”

Here’s a question for my readers. In what context would “34 C?” work as an opener? Your answers will count towards your final score.

When I went back to sit with my friends, they’d been joined by a couple of Tucker’s tour guys. Eventually, the man himself showed up.

“So,” he asked, scooting in next to me. “Are you coming back with me tonight?”

I’m on the fence about describing this as Apocalypse Game. Max’s threshold for apocalyptic pussy prying is naturally lower than it would be for a man who isn’t enjoying a measure of fame.

I have two options. One: dignity. Two: a good story to tell later. So I snuck off and texted my best friend, Matt. Should I f–k Tucker Max? His response: You will be a GOD in my eyes.

Matt: Beta of the Month candidate.

It’s done. Around 1:30, I told Tucker that I would, in fact, go home with him. “Oh, I know,” he replied. “We have a cab waiting, let’s go.”

Han Solo game is getting overexposed.

We got into the cab with everyone at the bar waving and giving the thumbs up. The best part? I didn’t even know most of them.

Your parents must be proud.

Tucker took me back to the Hampton Inn where he was staying, showed me his tour bus (which was pretty sweet) and I met his dog, whom he talks to like an somebody’s aunt talking to a baby, except that he told him, “Say hello to the new slut!”

Some of the best sex I’ve ever had was with girls I utterly degraded.

Finally, in his room, he wasted no time getting completely naked. Like, no foreplay at all. Well, girls? Here’s everything you wanted to know about Tucker Max: His body is nice, but a little too hairy. He’s a great kisser. He screws like he’s jackhammering a sidewalk. I faked orgasm to get him to stop. After he was finished he told me we were going to do it again in the morning. Great! I should have gotten up and left, but then he wanted to chat.

What, no mention of his penis size? For a girl to write about banging an asshat celebrity and not mention anything about his dick, true or not, means one of two things:

  1. She enjoyed the jackhammering, her protestations to the contrary notwithstanding.
  2. She’s totally OK with being used like a convenient receptacle.

I agree with Max and Roosh that there’s no reason to concern yourself with giving the girl an orgasm, particularly if you intend the girl to be nothing more than a one night stand. If you’re alpha enough, she’ll happily go on banging you no matter how sexually unsatisfied she remains. Only milquetoast betas with high-pitched womanly voices like A.J. Jacobs (who was on the Elliot in the Morning radio show today talking about his article which I excoriated) tenderly and diligently work to assure their lovers’ orgasms until their tongues go numb.

We talked about normal things, like how he eventually wanted to get married and have kids, which was a shock.

I like to tell cheap lays that one day I plan to open an orphanage in Calcutta, because I have so much love to give.

He said that he wasn’t interested in being in relationships, and I told him I liked being in them, at which point he totally misunderstood me and proceeded to tell me that we couldn’t date.

At which point she wanted to date him even more.

“You’re not a real person,” I replied, by way of explanation. I also told him about this guy I was kind of hung up on and he was surprisingly nice and insightful, telling me that I was a cute girl and that I shouldn’t pin my hopes on some dude at my age.

😆

Has there ever been a better advertisement for being an asshole to get what you want from girls than the things girls tell their asshole lovers the morning after? Hey, dude, if you’re reading this, your angel was jackhammered by Tucker Max. No need to treat her to dates. A little grabass in the bar and a beeline to your futon should do the trick.

The next day, he woke me up for sex, as promised. It was worse, because he was panting this time, and when he was putting his clothes on, he farted loudly, multiple times. I called a cab, and he gave me 20 bucks for the cab which I gladly took. (Hey, I’m in college.) He hugged me and said, “I’d totally hook up with you again. Call me if you’re ever in L.A.”

Secret society.

Eh. I think one episode of stunt sex is all I’ll ever need.

Translation: “Eh, I think one episode of hot sex is all I’ll ever get from him.”

(If you want to read Tucker’s account — which is slightly different from mine — you can read it here.)

In Tucker Max’s version of the pickup (which is amusingly, and unsurprisingly, much shorter than Suzy Semeneater’s) he describes her as being “very cute”. Here’s a pic of the girl:

theslut

Mmmm… nyah.

Writer and student Courtney A. attended Penn State University, where she accumulated lots of stories.

Any guy who marries this girl is a fool. Any guy who meets this girl and doesn’t fuck her on the first night is a fool.





Comments


  1. on October 2, 2009 at 12:54 pm ironrailsironweights

    Tucker took me back to the Hampton Inn where he was staying

    Guess he doesn’t believe in spending money on decent lodgings.

    Here’s everything you wanted to know about Tucker Max: His body is nice, but a little too hairy.

    What about you, Suzy? GNP or hideous pedophilic Bald Eagle?

    Peter

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  2. They both sound kind of terrible and AIDS-riddled.

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  3. I called a cab, and he gave me 20 bucks for the cab which I gladly took. (Hey, I’m in college.)

    So she’s not just a slut. She’s a prostitute.

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  4. lol. Roissy, way to rip her a new one.

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  5. ANY woman with even marginal attractiveness will screw any minor celebrity who acts like an asshole. This is proven, time and again. Pathetic.

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  6. “Only milquetoast betas with high-pitched womanly voices like A.J. Jacobs”

    LOL.

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  7. Roissy, per our disagreement on Nobama as alpha/beta:

    http://minx.cc/?post=293122

    I think this failure of him to get the Olympics shows just how much beat weakness he has. No American president has ever taken a full day off (during a recession, 2 wars, and a beat up health care bill) to shill for local cronies abroad—-travelling on US taxpayer dollars, natch—-and failed so completely up front. I mean, his plea didn’t even get Chicago past the first round; they were the first city eliminated.

    I think what happened was that the IOC heard his beta whines, gave him the no-look handshake, and shoved him out the door. His plea remins me of a beta trying to get a drink at a crowded bar: the bartender (IOC) just ignored everythign he said.

    He diminished the office of the President to beg for a sporting event. And failed. Humiliated. I think it shows betaness.

    [editor: i’m glad obama, not chicago, lost.]

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  8. Dude is the poster child for the “All Women are Whores” campaign.

    I know you are all about game, roissy, and I’m totally with you, but even D-list celebrity status will get you more free pussy than you pass off to a dozen virgin dudes in the parking lot.

    Not knocking game, just making sure that everyone is aware of the dynamic here. He didn’t need asshole game or any game- she showed up ready to fuck him.

    You could say chicken/egg, but it doesn’t matter. His alpha assholery brought him his status, but it could have been any number of things that got him to the same place.

    You should do a post about the benefits of wealth/status/power and how it relates to the alpha frame.

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  9. on October 2, 2009 at 1:15 pm Why am I talking to LR?

    Str8up, I think that Roissy would say that it’s a hell of a lot easier to learn game than it is to become rich and famous or grow a 10″ cock like mine.

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  10. Fame VS Game: an interesting match up.

    I hate to say it, but Fame generally wins out.

    Game is like throwing individual logs on the fire.

    Every night you start at square one.

    Fame has leverage.

    That being said, my Game is so strong I have defeated plenty with legitimate Fame.

    – MPM

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  11. Tucker Max isn’t an alpha male. He’s got a lisp and says douchey things. Pluth he’th not even the cooletht one of hith friendth.

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  12. on October 2, 2009 at 1:19 pm Seeking Alpha

    @ str8up

    He didn’t need asshole game or any game- she showed up ready to fuck him.

    She may have showed up ready to fuck him – based on his personality – but if he had acted like a fawning beta, would her attraction have decreased? Would she have talked herself out of it?

    Probably.

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  13. on October 2, 2009 at 1:20 pm Seeking Alpha

    *based on his reputation

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  14. “Around 1:30, I told Tucker that I would, in fact, go home with him. “Oh, I know,” he replied. “We have a cab waiting, let’s go.”

    You have to like Tucker’s Game here.

    Assuming the close.

    Solid basic stuff.

    – MPM

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  15. “Roissy Maxim #26: If a woman says the word “sex” in conversation with you or about you, no matter the context, it means she’s thinking about having sex with you.”

    So true. In my younger years I learned this the good way and the bad way.

    Good way: I am not having sex with you tonight! (halfway through a date) = 100% percent chance of getting laid.

    Bad way: ex-girlfriend mentioned how she couldnt ever imagine having sex with an older guy like her boss…you can guess how that ended.

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  16. Hmmm.

    Tucker Max runs around in interviews basically telling everyone “I’m an alpha male!” “I’m an alpha male!” “Hey girls, I’m an alpha male!”

    He’s a pathological liar and a Arthur Kade-style douche. Granted, your post does prove girls will stop at nothing to fuck any man with any social status whatsoever, but the guy is the antithesis of your subject matter.

    Opie and Anthony called him out on his lies live on air, then threw his own book at him in disgust.

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  17. on October 2, 2009 at 1:22 pm lurkersboyfriend

    Roissy, per our disagreement on Nobama as alpha/beta …. snip

    There’s nothing more beta than a dude obsessed over another one.

    Get a grip, fag. Get a grip!

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  18. Tucker Max isn’t an alpha male. He’s got a lisp and says douchey things. Pluth he’th not even the cooletht one of hith friendth.

    My lisp has gotten me a lot of pussy. It’s not very pronounced though, but it’s there. Don’t know why they dig it.

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  19. Stephanie Birkitt has been identified as one of the women involved in the David Letterman extortion plot.

    Birkitt, Letterman’s former assistant who has made several appearances on the “Late Show,” lived with alleged blackmailer Robert “Joe” Halderman, who allegedly “was in possession of Birkitt’s diary, correspondence and photos — which he says incriminated Letterman,” according to TMZ.
    Sources tell TMZ that Letterman and Birkitt had a sexual relationship that ended before 2003, when his son Harry was born. Sources tell RadarOnline.com that “Birkitt and Letterman slept together for a period of time before he married his girlfriend Regina had their son Harry” and that Birkitt is reportedly “mortified Halderman is using her fling with Letterman to blackmail her boss.”

    Read more at: http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2009/10/02/stephanie-birkitt-letterm_n_307558.html

    (AP) Late-night host David Letterman acknowledged on Thursday’s show that he had sexual relationships with female employees and that someone tried to extort $2 million from him over the affairs. CBS says an employee has been charged with attempted grand larceny in the case.
    Letterman told his story during a taping of his show, mixing in jokes to an audience that seemed confused about what it was. He called it a “bizarre experience” that left him feeling disturbed and menaced.

    Read more at: http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2009/10/01/david-letterman-extortion_n_307221.html

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  20. that text exchange with her friend should have went like this:

    Matt. Should I f–k Tucker Max?

    Courtney. You should stop being such a whore

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  21. Do not get married to a western woman. Most of them are like this slut.

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  22. Tucker: “You coming home with me or not?”
    Hot girl: “Let’s stay here for awhile, see what happens.”

    Don’t check raise me honey. I will come over the top and go all in, and I always have the better hand.

    I tell the cute on to call a taxi for us, and when the hot one was in the bathroom, I leave with the cute one. The hot one comes back and sits down, to find Dawes in the seat I used to occupy.

    Hot girl “You can’t sit there, that’s Tuckers seat.”
    Bill: “Not anymore. He just left with that other girl.”

    Bills description of her facial expression: “Like someone who just saw a puppy get run over.”

    Ladies, there’s a lesson here: Playing games and acting like a coy bitch works with a lot of guys. Not with me.

    bwahahahha

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  23. she is a 4.5 at BEST, imagine how big her ass will get after another year of PnDs?!

    ugh

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  24. on October 2, 2009 at 1:45 pm weeklybrainfood

    Im not sure, but is the sound of millions of herpes and aids viruses moving about audible to the human ear.

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  25. slut!
    That Courtney needs to get her life together.
    Another good point made earlier being reinforced. Sluts aren’t less picky.
    Reminds me of a pretty lie told on Beavis and Butthead.
    Butthead: Beavis, you wouldn’t get laid except with the biggest slut in the world.
    Beavis: Whoa! Yeah! yeaahhhhhhhh….

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  26. Gene Simmons said it best in one of his crappy books that all girls care about guys who have fame. You can be known for “exaggerating” as Tucker is, or killing babies, or whatever, but if you have fame then girls will want to bang you.

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  27. on October 2, 2009 at 1:49 pm Seeking Alpha

    Does anyone here use Google Reader? Great way to manage daily reading and if you use the ‘share’ feature, a great way to get exposed to new stuff.

    Anyone interested, e-mail [email protected] and we can swap real e-mail addresses

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  28. by the way, the last line of roissy’s post:

    Any guy who marries this girl is a fool.

    is directly at odd with roosh’s recent post here: ttp://www.rooshv.com/should-you-marry-the-conservative-girl-or-the-whore he says:

    I know if I ever get married it will be with a dirty girl (foreign of course).

    this discussion merits its own thread. “The Great Madonna/Whore Debate of 2009”

    ps – isn’t it ironic that the biggest whore around is actually names madonna?

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  29. Why am I- Very true. It is definitely easier to learn game.

    BUT…..A well rounded man should try to cultivate some form of wealth/status/power as well as game. With shortcuts like game we have lost our masculine drive to build empires.

    Learn game AND build an empire. They go hand in hand.

    Seeking Alpha- Decreased? Maybe a little, but enough to kill his chances of getting laid? Doubtful.

    With the level of attention he is getting now it’s pretty difficult for the beta mentality to take over. I mean, if you have a gaggle of groupies tracking your appearances and you are taking your pick from dozens women each night, you aren’t likely to start giving out roses and writing love sonnets.

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  30. Rio got the Olympics!!!!!!!!!

    Suck it Obama!!!!

    [editor: this is good news for brazil *and* for america.]

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  31. World Cup 2014 + Olympics 2016

    2017 sounds like a good year to start looking for a wife !

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  32. Just an FYI, a whole lot of his stories are made-up bullshit.

    I mean, seriously, some of that stuff is copped straight off of urban legend material. I heard versions of his “my first time with anal” when i was in middle school.

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  33. editor: this is good news for brazil *and* for america.]

    And for my old man. Who has done a lot of work-related travel back in the day. He once told me that the only time he was even momentarily tempted to defect despite having family behind the iron curtain was when he was in Brazil.

    Just gave him a ‘congrats’ call.

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  34. “I hate to say it, but Fame generally wins out.

    Game is like throwing individual logs on the fire.”

    As Roosh has pointed out (that going to the same bar and becoming a regular helps game because of the “fame” in that small world essentially).

    Any seducer knows, gaining a bad reputation works like fame, develop a reputation at work and among family and friends that you are a lovable reprobate and watch how it draws women to you.

    From the slut: “I also told him about this guy I was kind of hung up on and he was surprisingly nice and insightful, telling me that I was a cute girl and that I shouldn’t pin my hopes on some dude at my age.”

    I wonder if this was the “Matt” she called that told her to go fuck the guy.

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  35. Talleyrand, good point about becoming a bar regular.

    Worked several million times for me. Nothing gives you a better first impression at a bar than this:

    Walk in. Stop, scan the room. She eyes you up and down. Walk up to bar. Shake bartender’s hand. He hands you your drink without your asking for it.

    Jaw with him for a minute. Then go to the hoottie who just eyed you up.

    Social proof? Check. Confidence? Check. Wussy non-girl drink? Check.

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  36. J R: I think there’s a difference between a whore and a whore who announces her shitty bangs to the world. Go for the lady in the streets, freak in the streets kind of whore.

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  37. L’Emmerdeur,

    Obviously women don’t care.. in their eyes, fake story = real story.

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  38. on October 2, 2009 at 2:36 pm Horatio Sanchez

    So what was the point of this chick (AKA Suzy, the consumer of semen) posting this on the web? Was the gina tingle still doing the thinking for her, and her higher brain felt the need to rationalize her indiscretions before the world? Or was this just a grab for some e-fame? Perhaps this is a female attempt at co-opting “game”, posting conquests to raise your perceived mate value? But surely even the basest slut knows that broadcasting your sexual antics isn’t really going to place herself highly in the esteem of those who bear the alpha-cock she so desires.

    Hmm. I will have to reflect on this.

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  39. Your parents must be proud.

    They must be even more proud that their daughter boasts about her whorishness to the entire world on the internet.

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  40. They must be even more proud that their daughter boasts about her whorishness to the entire world on the internet.

    Some moms vicariously live out their own faded sexuality through their young daughters and are complicit or at least nonjudgmental about their girls’ sluttiness.

    If she has a dad, then, wow, pwned.

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  41. I wanted to share the schadenfreude…

    http://hillbuzz.org/2009/10/02/breaking-michelle-obama-largely-blamed-for-chicago-olympics-loss-came-off-a-little-too-marie-antoinette-for-the-ioc/

    Michelle Obama seems to be one of the main reasons Chicago lost the Olympics in the first round…her behavior in Europe was typical for her, coming across as spoiled, entitled, pushy, and arrogant.

    Her remarks about spending more than $10 million dollars of taxpayer money to fly first class to Europe, stay in fabulous hotels, wear designer gowns, and hold court being “a great sacrifice” on her part really rubbed people the wrong way.

    Michelle Obama and Oprah Winfrey walked around Copenhagen thinking they were gods, if not royals. Oprah pushed and shoved her way through events yesterday in a pumpkin orange dress, spending just a few minutes gracing IOC members with her presence, then whisking away to private events where she could be adored in a more intimate setting.

    While the MSM in America indulges these two, the rest of the world doesn’t buy into any of that.

    Michelle Obama is not the fashion icon or beloved figure the MSM keeps trying to convince all of you she is. This is indeed the woman who says she’s only proud of this country when she’s getting what she wants. She’s the woman who was given an Ivy League education and a job at Sidley Austin, the fifth largest firm in the world, and complained her whole time there about having to do actual work. She complained the whole time she worked for the City of Chicago, too. All she wanted to do was play all day. This is a woman who thinks $600 in tax rebates “won’t even buy a nice pair of earrings”, who planted an “organic garden” in the White House to showcase her arugula without bothering to look into whether the soil there could actually grow anything.

    To know this woman is not to love her.

    It sure as heck looks like the vote today by the IOC proves that.

    What, the Obamateurs, arrogant and entitled??? Naaaaah, impossible!

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  42. Go for the lady in the streets, freak in the streets kind of whore.

    that is exactly what i’ve got and i wouldn’t have it any other way. a lot of guys on this site, however, seem to advocate marrying a 22yr old who’s only been with two guys.

    obviously, a 22yr old with two notches on her belt can still be a freak in the sheets, and a weathered whore can be terrible and somewhat prudish in bed, but in reality you often have to make a choice.

    all that being said, any girl who broadcasts it like courtney is immediately removed from serious consideration. i value discretion in these matters.

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  43. lurker

    “Talleyrand, good point about becoming a bar regular.

    Worked several million times for me. Nothing gives you a better first impression at a bar than this:

    Walk in. Stop, scan the room. She eyes you up and down. Walk up to bar. Shake bartender’s hand. He hands you your drink without your asking for it. ”

    Yep.

    That is straight out of The G Manifesto Playbook.

    Bars, restaurants and nightclubs.

    And don’t forget: Gentleman’s Clubs.

    – MPM

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  44. I always find it sad when a man has been with so very many women, yet all he can do is jackhammer.

    Of course, I’m sure I’ll be told that a girl that incredibly, overwhelmingly slutty only deserves the jackhammer, and real, saintly women will get the actual good sexing they deserve for being so young and innocent.

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  45. Lol @ Matt.

    I hope the dude is gay.

    But a question I’d really like answered is: how would you respond to such a text?

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  46. “… meatflaps quivering for cock.”

    I love this fvcking blog!

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  47. I always find it sad when a man has been with so very many women, yet all he can do is jackhammer.

    He did it just right. Does a whore deserve tender concern? Naaah. No foreplay, jackhammer away, grunt out your lust, roll off and go to sleep.

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  48. Roissy Maxim #26: If a woman says the word “sex” in conversation with you or about you, no matter the context, it means she’s thinking about having sex with you.

    How about if she makes reference to beds or bed sheets?
    Here’s another one I’ve encountered,singing or humming.Any significance there?

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  49. What an EPIC FAIL for Obama!

    He won’t learn anything from it, though.

    Until he gets bashed over the head in the fall of 2010, he’ll continue on his merry way.

    And then will have 2 years of corruption, fraud and waste investigations.

    Good times!

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  50. and this is why women DESPISE other women. What an idiot.

    I’m surprised guys like Tucker Max aren’t completely bored with girls like that. Isn’t it the same thing over and over again? One blond bitch whore after another? Come on. If that’s an alpha, he’s a freaking dumbass white bread alpha. Oh wait, or maybe just a lazy man whore who settles for easy beta girl whores.

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  51. I agree with JB. Frankly I find it a bit sad though.

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  52. Roissy wrote:

    “You get what you give, ladies. Give your pussies to assholes, you’ll get nothing but assholes in return.”

    That pretty much says it all right there, succinctly. If women are wondering why there is a magnitude increase in men who are curt, blindly arrogant, unconciencous, and unsolicitous……………………its because pussy does not flow to such young men.

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  53. When all you’ve got going for you are decent/good looks and youth, the only thing you can really do to differentiate yourself from the masses of other decent/good looking girls at school is to rack up your list of celebrity/popular boy lays. She’s a victim of circumstance.

    So, more power to the celebs and alphas for providing these vapid girls with something to live for!

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  54. I am just shocked, SHOCKED that ugly black women like Oprah and the Klingon act like over entitled worthless bitches and piss people off!

    Gosh people are such raaacists!

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  55. Roosh–

    J R: I think there’s a difference between a whore and a whore who announces her shitty bangs to the world. Go for the lady in the streets, freak in the streets kind of whore.

    Yeah sure, a sex hungry harlot who’s into getting wild with you and loves being sexually domed is much more exciting in an LTR. So “corrupting” a former good girl into a sex ravenous “whore” is hot.

    But … what about the girl who has whore numbers behind her? Not only double digits by greater than 25. Or whatever.

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  56. on October 2, 2009 at 3:16 pm mandy been here a while

    In what context would “34 C?” work as an opener?

    When they are natural but smaller than her friend’s?

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  57. Tarl,

    I know I’m only another slut and therefore the things that I say are valueless, but you just did exactly what I predicted someone would say in response to my comment.

    I’m not sure if I should congratulate myself on my psychic powers or the ease at which your behaviors are predicted.

    The former is amusing, the latter is just kinda sad.

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  58. My God,

    I am a female, and no virgin, but the behavior of both of them ( in this case, particularly the girl) is disgusting beyond contempt.

    Perhaps becuase I am older ( according to Roissyworld, I should have killed myself a dozen years ago, but I digress:)
    this makes me happy I am not part of this disgustingly, whore-iffic scene.

    Getting old is a drag, yes, but if it makes you grateful you dont have to live in the same universe as people like this…I will take it over being young any day.

    Happy Friday.

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  59. PoF: What’s sad is that she did that to herself. She should be choosy. There’re guys at the peak of attraction and sexual powers who would reward her sexually for being sexually experienced and showing them a good time e.g. JR at least (or Doug if he wasn’t taken). What’s sad is that she participated in positively rewarding him when he’s terrible (and she probably thinks that widely publicising it will somehow counterbalance that.)

    Re: age. Let’s not be ubersensitive about this. I have men expressing desire for my mother still (and in previous thread, Helen Mirren). What’s universally true is that age is a degradation on her looks: she controls how much of that is apparent. If you’re with a partner who cares for you (and a bit older, that’s another advantage of him being quite a bit older), it shouldn’t make an intolerable difference as long as you put in effort. What’s also true is that many have expressed an intolerance for the average younger woman in terms of mental compability i.e. long-term staying with her. Some women mature their personalities into a fine, sophisticated, feminine wine that is to many a connoisseur’s taste. (i.e. not a predatory cougar reeking of desperation, for God’s sake). http://aliasclio.wordpress.com/ <– she regularly drives guys crazy and shes quite mature.

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  60. PA:

    If she has a dad, then, wow, pwned.

    Newsweek recently featured a column by a guy who will likely be in such a situation in a few years (h/t Auster):
    http://www.newsweek.com/id/215463?GT1=43002

    He writes with resignation that his teen daughter will likely soon be whoring around with sleazeball players and there’s nothing he can do about it. He also describes how his daughter has been talking back to him insultingly since the age of five, which he also apparently treats as a natural phenomenon beyond his control. On top of it all, he displays a flash of pure Eloi attitude, congratulating his daughter on the stoicism with which she handled being robbed at knifepoint recently.

    Bizarrely, the main point of the article is supposed to be that he intends to enjoy the little control he’ll have over her for 2-3 more years before she goes to college, after which all bets are off.

    I hereby nominate this guy for Beta of the Month. Although the article says nothing about his relations with women, I think it’s easy to extrapolate from all this.

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  61. I think Matt (who said she’d be a “GOD” if she slept with TM) is a gamma about to get LJBF’d. He’s the guy who wants to be her friend and encourage her in her “wacky endeavors”, thinking that his unwavering support will work a way into her pants. Very sad, very pathetic.

    TM tried to make it as a biglaw attorney but failed out during his internship. What’s impressive about that?

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  62. any guy who considers marrying/dating her is a f’ing beta. lining up for KNOWING a girl has slutted it up means you do not value your ability to choose women who are of a choosier nature.

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  63. to Cless – what’s impressive is pulling a Bukowski and using the internet/mediocre writing to mean he can be well out of college and still nail college girls.

    something most of us bloggers are secretly or not so secretly trying to replicate. hats off to Tucker for being one of the guys to profit in both $$$ and gash.

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  64. Here’s a question for my readers. In what context would “34 C?” work as an opener?
    When pretending to look for your seat at the opera with your ticket in hand.

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  65. Vladimir, you’re a fucking shabbas goy.

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  66. Vlad – yes, I read about that guy. Something that today’s liberals have in common in their public writing when they get into their personal lives is this hand-wringing, “thoughtful” voice in which they disclose their moral failures. So his airing out his daughter’s future dirty laundry is not atypical of today’s leftie-rag confessionals.

    He also describes how his daughter has been talking back to him insultingly since the age of five

    I concur with Beta of the Month for this guy. In my casual but interested observation, I notice that the girls who stay good or at lease discreet, are ones who respect their dads. This girl clearly hasn’t for at least the past 10 years.

    At least these girl fulfill their due role as easy feed for Roissy and The G Manifesto! (though the G-man’s tastes appear to circumvent DC in favor of Latinas south of I-10)

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  67. I know I’m only another slut and therefore the things that I say are valueless, but you just did exactly what I predicted someone would say in response to my comment.

    I’m not sure if I should congratulate myself on my psychic powers or the ease at which your behaviors are predicted.

    The former is amusing, the latter is just kinda sad.

    There is only one constant. One universal. It is the only real truth. Causality. Action, reaction. Cause and effect.

    Act like a slut, get treated like a slut.

    Cause and effect.

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  68. All the invective aimed at this young lady is surprising…

    Basically, a girl went and met a minor celebrity, who is famous for being an asshole–he plays his usual role like people expect him to, and she went home with him.

    BFD.

    I kind of feel like everyone’s piling on ’cause they’re not the one who fucked her.

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  69. on October 2, 2009 at 4:02 pm Steve Johnson

    Cless Alvein:

    “TM tried to make it as a biglaw attorney but failed out during his internship. What’s impressive about that?”

    What isn’t impressive about that?

    Biglaw attorneys are the biggest chumps in the universe. They work banker’s hours for abusive passive aggressive partners. In comparison to bankers they make no money (and they work the same hours and went to the same schools).

    Instead of living a life in a windowless shared office until he’s 35 (when he could have moved up to a windowless solo office), he tours the country banging women of above average attractiveness. Yeah, he really fucked up his life.

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  70. “any guy who considers marrying/dating her is a f’ing beta. lining up for KNOWING a girl has slutted it up means you do not value your ability to choose women who are of a choosier nature.”

    Haha….You gotta love it when your married strip club waitress ex (who has probably been through 50-100 cocks) hits you up on facebook because her beta husband is “boring” and she needs to feel like a slut again….

    Or when you run into the coke whore you banged a few times and meet her new man, while in the back of your mind all you can think about are the pictures you have of her on your computer spread eagle with your cock halfway in….

    Or the videotape of you banging the married nurse while she’s on slutcation….

    For every loose vag there’s a beta who is willing to trick himself into thinking she’s a “quality” woman.

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  71. “and when he was putting his clothes on, he farted loudly, multiple times.”

    ROFL

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  72. on October 2, 2009 at 4:10 pm Ferdinand Bardamu

    Smashing analysis, Roissy. I wrote this im my review of Tucker Max’s new movie “I Hope They Serve Beer in Hell”:

    “When it comes to sex, men will always follow the path of least resistance. If sex necessitates slapping a ring on your beloved’s finger, men will do it. If it necessitates having a decent job and a house of one’s own, men will have those things. When guys see women degrading themselves for a shot at sleeping with a self-absorbed asshole and then writing blog posts about his sexual prowess, they will become self-absorbed assholes. It’s really that simple.

    As I wrote in my review of A Dead Bat in Paraguay, virtually every expression of masculinity has been crushed by the modern culture. One of the few that is acceptable is the amoral jackassery represented by Tucker Max. It’s unfortunate that a creature such as him is the most visible face of American manhood, but as one of the few positive icons for men today, his presence is necessary. Women wondering why young men look to him and others like him as role models will find their answers by looking in the mirror.”

    Tarl:

    Seconded. No man will invest time or resources into a chick who has been around the block and has the scars to prove it.

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  73. It’s funny how she talks about the guy she’s “hung up on” while Tucker’s little swimmers are holding the 2009 Regionals swimming competition inside her. That other guy must be the stable higher-beta that she’s picked out as a future provider.

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  74. GNP or hideous pedophilic Bald Eagle?

    Off topic, however: if you are going to going to sleep with a guy you’ve been dating for a while, is your best bet to go completely bald or just trimmed/groomed neatly?

    I’m curious to know the ratio of guys who are into shaven pussy versus not, that way I know which will be a better bet when it comes to my boyfriend.

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  75. on October 2, 2009 at 4:17 pm Mil-tech Bard

    The Consolidated 50 (& counting) Maxims of Roissy:

    Roissy Maxim #2: Women are turned on by displays of male power. Striking in anger or contempt or disciplinary scorn is one such form of power.

    Roissy Maxim #3: Whenever an attractive girl tells you she hates assholes, or describes her experience in the past dating assholes and claims to avoid them now, or recites a laundry list of asshole-y things guys do that she disapproves of, you can bet your weight in gold bricks that she needs you to be an asshole to her.

    Roissy maxim #4 in a series: Trust no one missing a sense of humor.(1st posted)

    Roissy Maxim #6: Never Make It Easy For A Girl

    Triple Post with Corollary:

    Roissy Maxim #7: Your girl will thank you for your steadfast devotion to your belief in yourself

    Roissy Maxim #7: The sweeter and more innocent a girl seems, the greater the likelihood she has been in a gangbang.

    Corollary: Always assume she is a whore. It helps kick the legs out from under the pedestal you will be tempted to put her on, and it is more often than not true.

    Roissy Maxim #7: The greater the age difference between the older man and the younger woman, the tighter his game will need to be, barring compensatory attributes.

    Roissy Maxim #8: Marriage is a social mechanism designed to exchange sex for indentured servitude.

    Roissy Maxim #10: It’s pussy wetness uber alles.

    Roissy Maxim #11: The greater the sexual market value disparity between the husband and his depreciating wife, and the more kids they have, the more life the husband has sucked out of him.

    Roissy Maxim #12: If you are comfortable with your game being splashed across a JumboTron for thousands of people to read, then you are doing it right.

    Double post:

    Roissy Maxim #13: Calling a girl out on her lie accomplishes nothing.

    Roissy Maxim #13: When the love is gone, women can be as cold as if they had never known you.

    Roissy Maxim #15: Female cultural equality = male dating inequality. Female cultural inequality = male dating equality. You cannot have both. So sayeth human nature.

    Roissy Maxim #17: Be narcissistic. There is no greater divergence than that between a woman’s stated disapproval of male narcissism and the rapidity with which she jumps into bed with a male narcissist.

    Roissy Maxim #18: The two fundamental propositions upon which all game theory rests are male choosiness and female abundance. All alpha males have these two mindsets in common.

    Corollary to the above: Male choosiness and female abundance do not necessarily have to be true for the strategy of behaving as if they are true to be effective at seducing women.

    Roissy Maxim #19: The alpha male thinks and acts more like a woman than a man in matters of seduction. He understands his adversary’s psychology, and uses it to shatter her defenses.

    Roissy Maxim #20: The gina tingle is the principal moral code to which women subscribe. All other moral considerations pale in comparison.

    Roissy Maxim #21: Never talk about getting into a relationship even if the girl says that’s what she’s looking for.

    Roissy Maxim #25: Withholding sex is the tactic of a woman who has already lost. It is mutually assured destruction.

    Roissy Maxim #26: If a woman says the word “sex” in conversation with you or about you, no matter the context, it means she’s thinking about having sex with you.

    Double Post:

    Roissy Maxim #27: Pussies are more pliable in the company of competing pussy.

    Roissy Maxim #27: You have to make marriage an attractive alternative for MEN — not women — if you want the institution to thrive.

    Roissy Maxim #30: When in doubt, ask yourself “WWJD?” What Would a Jerk Do? Then do that.

    Roissy Maxim #33: NO girl wants to be thought she isn’t a special little snowflake.

    Double Post:

    Roissy Maxim #39: Never tell a girl how much you make, even if you’re loaded. In case of marriage, keep separate accounts.

    Roissy Maxim #39: If you want a wife stay clear of investing much in girls who constantly remind you they like to have “fun fun fun” and “get bored easily”.

    Single Post with Corollary

    Roissy Maxim #41: The more experience you have with women, the more you’ll know which women have experience with men.

    Corollary to #41: It is the inexperienced beta male who is most often in the dark about a woman’s sexual history and liable to be victimized by the cheating slut.

    Roissy Maxim #42: Xenophobia is good for diversity.

    Roissy Maxim #44: Women will not hold it against you for trying to get into their panties on the first night. In fact, they will respect you more for your boldness and willingness to follow your manly desires.

    Roissy Maxim #49: If you plan on cheating and get caught, act like a total dick who did nothing wrong. Your girlfriend will then wonder if it’s something she did.

    Roissy Maxim #51: Commanding women to do your bidding will give you a bigger beta margin of error.

    Roissy Maxim #52: Girls need to test men for their grace under pressure.

    Roissy Maxim #55: If she’s hot, why would she bother with online dating?

    Double Post:

    Roissy Maxim #59: High IQ is no inoculation against beta delusion. If anything, high IQ obstructs clear thinking about women’s nature.

    Roissy Maxim #59: The longer you are away from seducing new women, the harder it will be to seduce one when you want.

    Double Post:

    Roissy Maxim #66: The worst thing to happen to America was women’s suffrage.

    Roissy Maxim #66: As men are becoming ever bigger pussies and betas in their dealings with women, they are losing the leverage to shape and push women’s child-like and selfishly amoral political opinions in logical, just and long-term oriented directions.

    Roissy Maxim # 71: When a girl signals that she doesn’t enjoy blowjobs or sex, do not spend one second more with her. Your libido is too important to gamble on such a girl.

    Roissy Maxim #75: If you get sexually rejected, don’t admit it to yourself, and especially don’t admit it to the girl.

    Roissy Maxim #77: Women will screech louder the closer your words get to damaging or exposing vulnerabilities in their sexual market value.

    Roissy Maxim #84: Respect the momentum.

    Roissy Maxim #93: The rare older woman-younger man pairing is like a lab experiment gone wrong. It violates the natural order of things, and leaves its practitioners emotionally twisted and in a constant mental race to hyperrationalize their subpar mate choice.

    Single Post with Corollary:

    Roissy Maxim #328: Underneath the veneer of civilized discourse we act in ways that are brazenly self-interested in the short term.

    Roissy Addendum #328a: Seeking short term status is a matter of self-interest.

    Roissy Maxim #666: All kneel before the god of biomechanics, by sword or by surrender.

    Highest Maxim Post#:

    Roissy Maxim #2008: Socialists gain when single women who refuse to settle vote. They lose when single women forget to vote on their way to the mall.

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  76. reading all of these comments only reinforces what i said here on another post. beta males would do themselves a favor by learning to hold women accountable. nice guys don’t need to start converting to assholes; they just need to know when not to be nice.

    it is mind boggling that any girl would write this article and think that she’s making herself look good and tucker look bad. this is really a completely reversal of common sense and common decency. it’s as if the feminist ethic says: if men can get together and talk shit about their conquests, so can woman. this completely ignores the fact that, even if men sometimes do this, we acknowledge that it is completely boorish behavior. i have no problem with women seeking equality of opportunity with men, but why start with the worst aspects of male behavior?

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  77. Steve Johnson: I know biglaw sucks, and I’m generally not impressed by it. Before 2008, all you had to do to get biglaw if you weren’t a social idiot was take a test (LSAT -> top law school -> biglaw). I guess I regard his success post-biglaw as comparable to winning the lottery– lucky, not impressive. I mean, he was an overt douche before it became cool, that’s all.

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  78. What strikes me most about Asshole Game is that “Girls like assholes” is a conclusion every single nerd I’ve ever known actually came to independently, though most of the time they either a.) were shamed out of their belief after stating it out loud or b.) sulked about women and never really made an effort to change themselves.

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  79. on October 2, 2009 at 4:26 pm Seeking Alpha

    @ Sofia

    Go for well-groomed but not bald if you’re not sure what he wants. Some guys like bald and some not. Very few like wildly grown.

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  80. @seeking alpha

    I started using Google Reader a few weeks ago, mostly to monitor Roissy threads I comment in.

    Now I use it for everything, and get annoyed when a website doesn’t have an RSS feed. There’s no excuse for blogs or forums not to have RSS. Google Reader has a good mobile interface too.

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  81. on October 2, 2009 at 4:35 pm Seeking Alpha

    Nice work on the maxims!

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  82. on October 2, 2009 at 4:36 pm Seeking Alpha

    @ Tinderbox –

    Agreed. Although I never get to use the mobile interface.

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  83. Bhetti,

    I’m not so sure I agree that she did it to herself. When I consider taking up with a guy who has a high partner count, I do so with the expectation that he’ll know what the hell he’s doing or that I’ll be completely objectified… both of which I enjoy.

    If it ends up being poor quality, non-objectifying sex, it’s a disappointment. Much like taking a very attractive, dominant man to your bed to find he’s <4".

    Tarl,

    My hat is off to you and your overwhelming intelligence. Please let me know when your spoken word tour rolls through Los Angeles.

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  84. on October 2, 2009 at 5:03 pm The Cock of Obama

    And to think, just a few months ago, it was unpatriotic to go without a flag pin. Now, however, actively rooting for your country to lose an Olympic bid is PATRIOTISM DEFINED! At any rate, the commentary is pretty predictable, but two pieces stood out as excessively stupid. First, Rick Moran:

    He placed the prestige of his presidency directly on the line and failed. That’s the bottom line. He gambled with the one thing no president should ever gamble with unless the stakes are much higher than his hometown getting the Olympic games.

    But wait, he’s just getting warmed up. Over at his own joint he really gets worried, but it is so silly it is not worth even quoting (he’s essentially declaring this a failed Presidency and a Republican comeback is in the works).

    Second, the Politico’s Ben Smith:

    There’s a reason the president is rarely dispatched to a summit whose outcome is uncertain.

    And Chicago’s elimination in the first round of voting has to raise questions about whether the White House was getting accurate information about how competitive this was from Chicago’s Olympics organizers.

    The White House staked, and lost, some prestige on that one.

    First, I would like to point out to both of these folks that the leaders of every nation attended. Did they all lose prestige, too? Is the “diminishment” of Spain’s head of state also good news for Republicans? And where did I find this little morsel of information?

    Why, a little website called the POLITICO.

    Second, if Chicago had won the bid, what prestige would the Presidency gain? New constitutional powers? Would he be addressed as “President and successful Olympics lobbyist Barack Obama” from here on out? Would this prestige pass on to future Presidents? Or just this White House?

    Finally, what prestige did he lose? Did they take away the football? Will they no longer call him President? Will he have to give up Air Force One? Was he kicked out of the White House? Will members of his secret service detail think to themselves “Yesterday, I would have taken a bullet for him. Now, with the stench of defeat all over him, I’m not so sure.” What foreign leader who would have answered a call from the White House yesterday will today refuse because Chicago did not get the Olympics? Same for members of congress? Or fundraisers? If the White House said they would like for Ben Smith to conduct an interview, would Ben say “No thank you, your diminished status as President leaves me no choice but to decline.”

    This is the kind of mind-numbingly stupid wankery that we get when people have nothing to say but feel the need to say something anyway. The President went, like every other head of state, to try to get the Olympics for his country. It was awarded to Rio. Nothing else happened, and anyone who states otherwise is simply sniffing glue. And no matter what happened, the Republicans would be claiming that it is bad for Obama.

    Also, this is excellent news for John McCain.

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  85. The Cock of Obama:

    First, yes, the president lost prestige. No president before him took an entire day off during a recession-worsening-by-the-day, 2 wars, and a flailing health care bill to fly on taxpayer dollars, call it a “sacrifice”, and shill for the Olympics for his cronies.

    What other leaders of other nations do here is irrelevant. This is what the president does—he has again shown he is a petty, debased man who has debased the office by acting in a petty way when the country needs him.

    “Second, if Chicago had won the bid, what prestige would the Presidency gain?”
    —nothing, which is the point. There was no gain for the office or the country to be made by winning the Olympics; all Nobama would have done is taken all the credit for it, solidfying his own arrogant, self-cult. This was all about Nobama, and no one else.

    “Finally, what prestige did he lose?”
    —he debased his country by claiming winning a sporting event 7 years in the future is as important as 10% unenmployment, 2 wars—both of which he has admitted he has no plan for—and a health care bill floundering.

    He took an entire day for this. this was not a 1 hr photo op in between sessions of debate and deal making.

    Nobama is a failure.

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  86. […] Tucker Max is the poster boy for treating women like crap before and after sex to keep them in their place. He may be just a narcissist pig, but he’s practicing the Game as proselytized by Roissy. If Tucker is the Prince of Douchebaggery, then Roissy is the undisputed King. He weighs in on the Courtney A./Tucker hookup in today’s post Girl Hooks Up With Tucker Max, Broadcasts Her Sluttiness: […]

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  87. Chicago lost the Olympics because ACORN wasn’t handling IOC voter registration.

    Fuck him and all corrupt politicians. Fuck Chicago and any other city that has gone to shit due to progressive corrupt leadership.

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  88. on October 2, 2009 at 5:21 pm The Cock of Obama

    Amazing.

    You hate Obama soo much you started rooting for your country to lose an olympic bid?

    Very patriotic of you!!

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  89. lol. You love america so much you rooted for more american casualties abroad??

    Very patriotic of you!

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  90. on October 2, 2009 at 5:23 pm The Cock of Obama

    You are not in love with america. You are in love with the republican party. You will betray your country for your some stupid political label.

    Just pathetic.

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  91. Omigosh… Who are these girls that do stuff like this? She may be a 4-5 in looks but in sl*ttiness she is on a 9-10. Its also interesting to see how everyone’s immediate reaction is disgust – even tho girls like this are supposed to make your job easier. About her dad… I have a post coming this weekend probably on GirlGame about the impact of an Alpha Dad on a girl’s life. Hope some of u guys check it out, would love to hear ur thoughts – good and bad!

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  92. lol. A graft-filled corrupt event by steroid laden athletes that is used to get Daley and his cronies more $$$$ at the expense of the poor that half of chicago DID NOT WANT?

    lmao. You are not in love with America. you are in love with Barack Obama.

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  93. on October 2, 2009 at 5:28 pm The Cock of Obama

    How can anybody in their sane mind show more support for brazil over AMERICA? Under any condition?

    To me: AMERICA FIRST AND FOREMOST. Country before self. Country before party. Country before ideology.

    Because you do not like a political party in power you gladly prefer that america lost?

    And you call yourself an american?

    To shame.

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  94. President FAIL, what will you do next?

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  95. Understanding the way women really think removes the blinders about human reality.

    All of history is based around horny dudes finding the best way to get some pussy. Every invention, convenience, the very structure of society to curtail female sexuality – amazing really.

    Strip those controls away, and reality slaps some 32 C’s in your face. What it must have been like to participate in Roman orgies as the barbarians inched closer year after year.

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  96. “How can anybody in their sane mind show more support for brazil over AMERICA? Under any condition?”
    –we didn’t. We just wanted an arrogant weak left-wing president to not take credit for an event he shouldn’t have handled in the first place.

    “To me: OBAMA FIRST AND FOREMOST. OBama before self. Obama before party. Obamabefore ideology.”
    —FTFY, bitch.

    “Because you do not like a political party in power you gladly prefer that america lost?”
    —because an arrogant brainless failure tried to get a corrupt event and failed and showed you liberals how he just isn’t that good—-Chicago lost. Not America.

    “And you call yourself an american?”
    —-And you do, you left wing america hating Obama worshipping brainless sycophant?

    “To shame.”
    —and to hell with you.

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  97. Dude, the Olympics in Brazil? That is going to be one rocking fucking party. I know where I’ll be in 2016.

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  98. How long before left wingers try to say that Nobama’s failure was a great thing?

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  99. I might even make up with my old Brazilian lover just for the free apartment.

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  100. What the hell is wrong with you people?

    I read the comments to get jokes and insight on the blog post about the slut, not your pathetic impotent political bickering.

    Take it somewhere else. I hope that all of your crap gets deleted and this along with it.

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  101. on October 2, 2009 at 5:36 pm The Cock of Obama

    So, you will betray America to Brazil because you do not like Obama? Unbeleivable.
    You wil be a Benedict Arnold because the charge is been lead by Barack Obama?
    That is a reason to spit on the flag of United States of America, the greatest country on earth, because of Barack Obama.

    And you call yourself a patriot? Apparently your patriotism is only “label-deep”(if something doesnt belong to your political label–that is the end of it.). That is how superficial your love of america is–your political party.

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  102. I’m a fit guy with dark blonde hair and blue eyes. I’ve been to Colombia and Brazil one time each. There is no doubt in my mind that I want to go back there.

    The passionate sex I had – hot, sweaty, rymthic, all with women much hotter than I could pull here in the states without tighter game and/or fame.

    A shame that when some of my army buddies married a few and brought them back they Americanized.

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  103. “So, you will betray America to Brazil because you do not like Obama? Unbeleivable.”
    —because not wanting a corrupt man to get corrupt games===betrayal of country.

    “You wil be a Benedict Arnold because the charge is been lead by Barack Obama?”
    —Benedict Arnold does not equal wanting Nobama to fail getting the olympics. Sorry bitch war is a little more important than silly little sporting games.

    “That is a reason to spit on the flag of United States of America, the greatest country on earth, because of Barack Obama. ”
    —there is every reason to spit on Nobama.

    “And you call yourself a patriot?”
    —you wished for more American deaths and worship at a cult of personality, and I’m the unpatriotic one? lol.

    ” Apparently your patriotism is only “label-deep”(if something doesnt belong to your political label–that is the end of it.). That is how superficial your love of america is–your political party.”
    —I don’t belong to a political party. I follow ideas. And Nobama has all bad ones—especially the cult of eprsonality you worship at.

    Nobama, right or wrong? wait Nobama is never wrong!

    lol you cowardly left wing shill.

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  104. America is not the America you think it is.

    Too many stupid, vapid people have the right to vote. The right to vote should rest with heads of family, war veterens, business owners, and owners of land.

    Thats it. Everyone else can suck it up or move to another county.

    But that won’t happen. Not until the useless fucks and progressive elites bankrupt the dollar and everyone is sucking the government tit for a job and “healthcare”, whatever the fuck that is.

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  105. on October 2, 2009 at 5:41 pm The Cock of Obama

    Betraying your America for Brazil because of Obama?

    And you call yourself a patriot?

    You reminds me of those leftwing nutcases who betrayed America to the Soviet Union because of their stupid ideological conviction.

    YOU DO NOT SHOW SUPPORT FOR ANY OTHER COUNTRY OVER AMERICA anytime, anywhere, anyhow. I dont care. AMERICA FIRST, party second. Period.

    Perhaps, we should start calling your benedict arnold. I am sure all betrayals of their country have their “reasons”……

    What a shame.

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  106. Bhetti

    It is true that “Some women mature their personalities into a fine, sophisticated, feminine wine that is to many a connoisseur’s taste. (i.e. not a predatory cougar reeking of desperation, for God’s sake),” and that Clio “regularly drives guys crazy and shes quite mature.”

    My life, as well as Tupac’s, will never be the same now that Clio is engaged.

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  107. on October 2, 2009 at 5:44 pm The Cock of Obama

    I dont care maybe Obama is a douchebag or beta or alpha or shitface. I dont care Bush is retarded or a fuck face.

    You do not root for BRAZIL over AMERICA in a competition. Never. Absolutely fucking Never. That is non-negotiable.

    U.S.A.!!!! We are # 1!!!

    U.S.A.!!!! We are # 1!!!

    U.S.A.!!!! We are # 1!!!

    U.S.A.!!!! We are # 1!!!

    U.S.A.!!!! We are # 1!!!

    U.S.A.!!!! We are # 1!!!

    That is where i stand. America now and America for ever. Even if Dick Cheney is President and Newt Gingrich is my mayor.

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  108. Sofia,

    I prefer trimmed to completely shaven. Even better, I enjoy a nice, luxurious bush on a girl.

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  109. Obama’s herpes:
    “Betraying your America for Brazil because of Obama?”
    —lol. Happy at his mangling is not a betrayal.

    “And you call yourself a patriot?”
    —and you do?

    “You reminds me of those leftwing nutcases who betrayed America to the Soviet Union because of their stupid ideological conviction. ”
    —like you.

    Y”OU DO NOT SHOW SUPPORT FOR ANY OTHER THING OVER OBAMA anytime, anywhere, anyhow. I dont care. OBAMA FIRST, party second. Period.”
    –FTFY, bitch.

    “Perhaps, we should start calling your benedict arnold.”
    —I love how the Olympics are the quivalent to war now.

    Your hero is a failure. Get over it.

    ” I am sure all betrayals of their country have their “reasons”……”
    —lol. still equating disliking obama with being atraitor I see.

    “What a shame.”
    —that you have not left the country yet.

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  110. Apparently, Nobama’s Herpes wants to impose his own views on others by force. How very liberal of him.

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  111. on October 2, 2009 at 5:48 pm The Cock of Obama

    You fucking root for your team even if you hate the team captain or team coach.

    This is your team. You fucking root for them.

    You dont root for the other team. Fuck that.

    And you dont ever fucking wish America lost, i dont fucking care who the other guy is or how much i agree or disagree.

    That is the fucking bottomline. Period.

    How can you fucking root for Brazil over America because of Obama and call yourself a patriot?

    Your political party(republican) is more important to you than the love of your country. Fuck you, benedict arnold.

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  112. Ugh god… Why do I read this blog?

    I still can’t believe that people are like this, even though I’ve seen it firsthand.

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  113. on October 2, 2009 at 5:50 pm The Cock of Obama

    I still cant fucking beleive it: wishing that america lost to brazil because you do not like obama?

    And you call yourself a patriot?

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  114. Nobama’s herpes, please move to Europe with all the other “true patriots.”

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  115. Nobama means “fail” in Kenyan.

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  116. on October 2, 2009 at 6:03 pm The Cock of Obama

    I remember just now how you do NOT like blacks or something.

    Even the blacks stood with america throughout her history. They fought for america independence from the brits. They fought in various american wars. They stood with america against communism. They fought in veitnam.

    Despite being discriminated against and lynched, etcetera.

    THEY STOOD WITH THE HOME-TEAM. And you? A president of a different political stripes is in office for 8/9months and you are already rooting for your country to lose? To another country?

    Your love of this country is that superficial? that thin?

    Your love of america only extends as far as your political party? It is only label-deep? Or perhaps you are like little children that kick over the table because what they want to eat is not being served. Everything else must go to hell. Petulant. Childish. Irresponsible. Imbecilic.

    How can you honestly choose brazil over america because of obama? Your love of america is really, really that superficial?

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  117. Nobama’s herpes, casting vague aspersions without proof is no way to win an argument…unless you’re a liberal, lol.

    Go on, boy. Nobama=FAIL!

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  118. PoF: You do know he lists his sexploits on his website, which she is perfectly aware of, where it’s quite clear exactly what he’s like?

    Yes, she did know!

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  119. Notice how big her chin is.

    Big chin = lots of testosterone = whore.

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  120. on October 2, 2009 at 6:11 pm The Cock of Obama

    Even if you, lurker, happens to the the president of USA.

    I will never root for Brazil over America.

    WE are U.S.A. We are #1!!
    WE are U.S.A. We are #1!!
    WE are U.S.A. We are #1!!
    WE are U.S.A. We are #1!!
    WE are U.S.A. We are #1!!

    That is where i stand. I dont care if my team sucks. I dont care if i think the quarterback or team captain or team coach is a fag.

    My team is my team.

    Fuck Brazil. U.S.A is #1.

    Fucking A, You rooting for Brazil over aMERICa BECAUSE you do not like Obama?

    Jesus H Fucking Christ on a Crutch. And you call yourself a patriot? Your affection is towards the repulican party, not AMERICA.

    Country before Party, Go!!

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  121. lmao rofl. Nobama=FAIL!!!!!

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  122. Oh, I know he lists his sexploits. The ones I’ve read are hysterical and wonderful. Not the best writing, but the subject manner is entertaining.

    However, I somewhat doubt those sexploits said, “I’m crap in bed.”

    And, really, you don’t sleep with someone like Tucker Max so you can have a wonderful, multi-orgasmic experience. You sleep with him because you want that validation, you want that ego boost, or you want that notch in your belt. 15 seconds of fame in a little blog-post.

    I certainly don’t fault her for that. In fact, when I saw this post I mentally high-fived her for going out and bagging him.

    [editor: it’s not an accomplishment for a chick to lay down and spread.]

    Personally, I wouldn’t put my face and name across the internet like she did, but different strokes and all.

    Double entendre not intended.

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  123. Roissy writes,

    “I agree with Max and Roosh that there’s no reason to concern yourself with giving the girl an orgasm, particularly if you intend the girl to be nothing more than a one night stand. If you’re alpha enough, she’ll happily go on banging you no matter how sexually unsatisfied she remains. Only milquetoast betas with high-pitched womanly voices like A.J. Jacobs (who was on the Elliot in the Morning radio show today talking about his article which I excoriated) tenderly and diligently work to assure their lovers’ orgasms until their tongues go numb.”

    I agree that trying too hard to give one’s lover an orgasm, especially if it is one night stand, often can be futile exercise. If you are trying too hard, she probably is not going to have one.

    In my experience however, giving a girl lots of pleasure without the pressure of orgasm (if she has one fine, if not, it is not a big deal. Pleasure is the purpose of sex) has innumerable rewards. One is that she will want to come back for more. Another is that once her friends and acquaintances find out how much pleasure she is getting, they become intrigued and eventually want some themselves, especially since so many woman are saddled with bad lovers. I can’t even begin to tell you how many friends of past girlfriends I have fucked, often in secret, because they heard about and wanted to experience the type of intense sexual pleasure I enjoy giving a girl. The key is being both dominant and masculine yet tender enough to want to pleasure them endlessly. Women love a combination of strength and tenderness. Most men tend to lack that combo though, usually veering toward excess in one direction or the other. Of course if you are to veer too much in one direction, masculine strength is better than tenderness, since strength will attract women while too much tenderness will seem only weakness to most women. Tenderness has its strengths though. For instance, Warren Beatty was certainly well known in his day for bedding innumerable women. One of the things many of his former lovers remember, and clearly still longed for years after things ended, was his tenderness. This same combo works all the time for me and I find it drives women crazy. As one beautiful girl told me, after luxuriating in a sweet session of intense, pleasurable sex, “I can imagine girls must be lined up outside your door.” Another said, “I am not telling any of my girlfriends about you.”

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  124. Lurker/Cock Of Obama, shut the fuck up. Your discussion is fucking droll.

    I applaud Tucker Max for making money/having success based on his writing. Period. Because I am finding out how difficult a task that truly is.

    Roissy, a question for the pen, not the penis: How do you avoid dipping into beta tendencies when writing comedy?

    The first lesson I learned was to cut down on the self-deprecation. Even so, it’s always tempting to do whatever it takes to get a laugh.

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  125. I figured I would share my comment on her blog with the peanut gallery:
    “Congratulations: you’re a public slut! If you ever manage to have kids, I’m sure they’ll be real proud of you.”

    True (slightly abbreviated) story that happened to me last night:
    Cougar: Hai there, I wrote a porn story about my trip to Italy, wanna read it?
    Lupo: No, that’s disgusting.
    Cougar: but it will tell you exactly how to seduce me
    Lupo: I don’t want to seduce you. I want you to go away. Were you raised in a barn?
    Cougar: I find you strangely intriguing

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  126. Hosting the Olympics is for suckers. It’s a losing proposition.

    Boycotting the Olympics a la Carter? That really showed the Russians.

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  127. The political discussion is lurkers fault. He’s the first to mention anything off-topic to this post.

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  128. Trouble, please. Roissy and I had a polite disagreement, and then Nobama’s herpes came in and started with his mindless liberal cheerleading. He’s he-who-must-not-be-named, but with a Nobama bias.

    Don’t pin this on me. Asshat got what he deserved.

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  129. She’s only a 4 if you’re gay.

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  130. Trouble, please. Roissy and I had a polite disagreement, and then Nobama’s herpes came in and started with his mindless liberal cheerleading. He’s he-who-must-not-be-named, but with a Nobama bias.

    Don’t pin this on me. Asshat got what he deserved.

    Nothing above negates the fact that you brought up the first off-topic post about politics.

    Once that happens, particularly in this blog, all hell breaks loose. Probably would have been better to email Roissy about your disagreement. Or waited for an off-topic (from pick-up) posting.

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  131. She’s only a 4 if you’re gay.

    Looks are subjective, what I find hot or attractive may not be appealing to others. For instance, I don’t find Asian women the least bit attractive. Men (particularly white and black men) love them.

    The whole grading system is flawed.

    Having said that, she’s at least a 6.

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  132. Trouble, Roissy and I exchanged a few quips, nothing more. If Roissy wanted personal email or not wanted the comment, he wouldn’t have responded/told me to knock it off.

    You’re not roissy. Remember that.

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  133. Trouble, Roissy and I exchanged a few quips, nothing more. If Roissy wanted personal email or not wanted the comment, he wouldn’t have responded/told me to knock it off.

    You’re not roissy. Remember that.

    The man still does not want to admit it.

    Sad.

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  134. on October 2, 2009 at 7:06 pm Biting Beaver

    Sighs.

    Lurker aka The Loser in a fight again? Today?

    Dude, you are worst than a drama queen.

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  135. on October 2, 2009 at 7:24 pm Michael wears a hat

    Keith A is a pussy.

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  136. @POF

    My hat is off to you and your overwhelming intelligence. Please let me know when your spoken word tour rolls through Los Angeles.

    The intelligence of someone who thinks a slut isn’t going to get treated like a slut is seriously in question, not the intelligence of someone who observes that this is simple cause and effect.

    I’m even less impressed with the intelligence of someone who thinks a slut doesn’t “deserve” to be treated like a slut. The fact is, she was treated exactly as she deserved. Are there really girls in the world who think that if they act like a cum dumpster, they will (and should) be treated like a princess? If you seriously believe that, you’re even more stupid than I thought.

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  137. There needs to be an empirical scientific study of game as opposed to anecdotes told either by the guys using it or the “nice guys” or girls complaining about it, for obvious reasons all 3 sides would tend to overrate it effectiveness. I think the Boomhauer affect might be at play. I think placebo game would be just as affective as real game. By placebo game, I would mean a fake training program not grounded on any PUA principles. Now placebo game would have confidence and aggressiveness but not any of the actual PUA techniques like negs. Now if you redefine game to cover simply approaching more girls, then the term becomes meaningless.

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  138. Didn’t anyone see that Tucker Max wrote a rebuttal?

    http://www.lemondrop.com/2009/10/01/tucker-max-responds-to-courtney-his-one-night-stand-who-told-al/

    “The thing that pissed me off is that she said she faked an orgasm to get me to stop. I mean — honey, really? Did you think I was paying the LEAST bit of attention to you or your “orgasm?” You know why I stopped? Because I came. That’s always when I stop. I couldn’t tell your orgasm from pixie dust, and neither would make me stop if I wasn’t done, that’s for sure.”

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  139. Tarl,

    People don’t “deserve” any sort of treatment in my eyes, poor or decent.

    “Slut” is a viewpoint, your definition varies from the definitions of others, therefore for someone to act like a slut in your eyes does not mean that they will be treated as a slut by someone else, or that everyone shares your view of how a slut should be treated.

    The idea you seem to have about your values and your logical effects being universal and obvious is incredibly egocentric.

    I know it’s wonderfully popular to shoot down, degrade, and harass those with value systems different than your own. It’s a great hobby, really.

    But from a pick-up standpoint, you can get yourself off. Sluts, whores, whatever, they’re training. How to seduce, how to please, how to play games. Even the lowest whore can give more pleasure than an orgasm should you let her, and let you experiment with her body and your technique. If you’re doing a quick pump and dump, just making her a convenient hole, then you’re wasting your own time because you could have done that in 30 seconds in the company bathroom.

    And while this isn’t supposed by attacking, I’m not quite sure how else to say it: you need to work on your insults. Those quick, obvious stabs are not as refined as they could be and you could do better. I do not know why you frequent Roissy’s blog, but a number of the men here seem to be wanting to perfect their game, and that isn’t just about seduction.

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  140. 1. Re: girls and their fathers. A girl who respects and fears her father will always be a better “catch” than a slut with a henpecked, limpwristed dad. A girl who’s had a dominant, controlling male in her life, supervising and dictating to her and her mother during her formative years, is naturally better conditioned. My favorite case study of this is Hispanic girls who come from the traditional family where the dad rules with an iron fist. They can be as demure or sexually open as anyone once you get them open, but in public and in their individual interactions with you, they transfer dad’s dominance to you. Probably why so many of them like to scream “papi” during sex. I thought it was creepy the first time, now I really like it.
    2. Completely agree that biglaw atty = sucker. They work shit hours for seven years, never advance, and are social retards. Unless they are that rare genius, they spent their college and law school years memorizing the UCC and the Bluebook, writing law review articles, and doing other effete, academic, beta tasks. Every biglaw attorney I’ve ever met has been a doofus—high pitched voice, pushover personality, etc. Sure they make “a lot of money,” but break down their pay by the hour and it kind of sucks. I used to envy their salaries, now…not so much.
    3. Re: Ferdinand’s yarn on expressions of manhood being crushed by modern culture, I completely agree. Fucking tragedy.
    4. Re: shaved or trimmed, I don’t like it when a chick is scorched-earth shaved. You can totally tell that she put in the extra work because she planned on fucking, it’s a stupid way to show your cards. But others might disagree…I hate a lot of what women do.

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  141. Tuna (typical computer jockey who uses the oh- I-wouldn’t-do-her spiel) says: “she’s a 4.5 at BEST”

    Translation: “I could never even get a legit 6.5 naked in my dreams, so I battle back by trashing decent-looking girls”

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  142. Also, the other story on Tucker’s site about this night (about how he couldn’t get the awkward virgin whom he befriended laid) is worthy of a blog entry here in itself.

    Even the celebrity star of the evening couldn’t talk a single, horny college slut into having sex with someone who came off so beta…

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  143. They are both idiots. Why write about your sex life. Lay low, fuck around.

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  144. Tucker got his nut and the girl got her wish. Everybody wins.

    When did having sex with “sluts” require some kind of etiquette?

    You can’t possibly say these creatures have “feelings”.

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  145. on October 2, 2009 at 9:37 pm Biting Beaver

    Max Tucker is a rapist. We both know this.

    Wasnt he charged with rape on time?

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  146. People don’t “deserve” any sort of treatment in my eyes, poor or decent.

    Sure they do. Especially when they reap the obvious and natural consequences of their own actions. If you behave in a slutty way, and you trigger the predictable response that a man treats you like a slut, why yes, you do deserve to be treated like a slut.

    “Slut” is a viewpoint, your definition varies from the definitions of others,

    Bullshit. Someone who fucks a celebrity she doesn’t even know within an hour or so of meeting him, just for kicks, is a slut, period. There is no viewpoint where her behavior was decent and ladylike.

    for someone to act like a slut in your eyes does not mean that they will be treated as a slut by someone else, or that everyone shares your view of how a slut should be treated.

    Well gee, we have proof positive that she has been treated like a slut by someone else (Tucker Max) and that two someone elses (Max and Roissy) share my view of how a slut should be treated. Roissy said correctly: “Any guy who marries this girl is a fool. Any guy who meets this girl and doesn’t fuck her on the first night is a fool.”

    The idea you seem to have about your values and your logical effects being universal and obvious is incredibly egocentric.

    Sorry, I think men broadly share the view that girls who act like her are sluts and that such behavior radically diminishes their LTR value. A girl who wants to preserve her LTR value does not behave like this girl did.

    It should be obvious to anyone who isn’t completely deaf, dumb, and blind that this is not the first time she fucked some strange guy at the drop of a hat, and it won’t be the last. She is a cum dumpster, not wife material.

    I know it’s wonderfully popular to shoot down, degrade, and harass those with value systems different than your own.

    Since I do not subscribe to the inane Leftist view that all “value systems” and viewpoints are equally valid and worthy, I am untroubled by your criticism.

    you need to work on your insults. Those quick, obvious stabs are not as refined as they could be and you could do better.

    The amount of effort I put into composing responses is commensurate with the value of the person to whom I’m responding, which in your case is negligible.

    I do not know why you frequent Roissy’s blog, but a number of the men here seem to be wanting to perfect their game,

    I certainly don’t come here to impress the likes of you. Just as Roissy wouldn’t waste his game on a warpig, I won’t waste any “comment game” on you.

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  147. So anyway, wonder how many minor celebrities have pumped and dumped Poetry of Flesh? She’s awfully invested in the idea that there’s nothing “wrong” with this type of behavior…

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  148. shes definely a 4 if that, do you guys that rate her anything overhave standards?

    I thought not…..

    no looks are not subjective

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  149. A 4 is below average; undoable. Can’t get dick hard without chemical assistance unattractive. I’d call her a 6 for sure. That picture is terrible though. She’s all blotchy and red. I can’t tell if she is just flush or she tried to get a tan and failed because she doesn’t have the complexion for it. I hate lobster women.

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  150. K,

    She’s been drinking and the flash is really bright.

    Not many people will look good in that situation.

    Anything less than a 5 is being unfair.

    No way she is a 4.

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  151. Hey, dumbass…we support our athletes — not the corrupt, left-wing, UNAMERICAN policies of the Obama Administration.

    You’ve got some set of balls on you defending that commie-coddling, democracy-hating prick. Go die in a fire.

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  152. She’s about a 6-7 in looks. Definitely a fuckable ho. What has come of our society when a girl like that, only about 20 yrs old, brags about being a disgusting starfucker whore all over the internet? If I was that girls dad, i would disown her completely.

    If I were that girl’s male acquaintances, I would treat her like the subhuman she is, only acknowldeging her as a place to deposit cum.

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  153. And when the anger and absence of sex from anything but fuglies gets worse, then you become like Ozzie and (in addition to calling her a 4) get stupidly condescending about others’ standards.

    So sad.

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  154. “She’s about a 6-7 in looks. Definitely a fuckable ho. What has come of our society when a girl like that, only about 20 yrs old, brags about being a disgusting starfucker whore all over the internet?”

    Perhaps “twitter shaming” campaigns are just the tool to combat wanton, shameless, public sluttery?

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  155. First off this girl definitely better than a 4. I would rate as at least a 6. Maybe higher if it is indeed a bad pick.

    Second, ratings are not a measure of the raters “standards” they are a comparison of the woman to the general population. If you rate this girl as a 4 you are saying that she is less attractive than the average woman. Is that really your position?

    Third, there is certainly a subjective component to ratings. Of course biology drives it but there is biodiversity. Most people have an instinctive fear of snakes but there is also this guy

    Acknowledging this is wholly different from saying “beauty is a social construct.”

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  156. shes not a 6 or a 7 , sorry guys, this debate is closed.

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  157. Ratings are arbitrary.

    We need to bring some math into this to standardize them.

    Even though you can’t completely remove subjectivity, at least some fundamentals need to be established.

    The average looking girl is a (5, 5.5, 6)?

    A 1 in 45 girl in looks is a (8.5, 9, 9.5)?

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  158. the girl is a fattie. look at her arm. besides, every smiling face looks beautiful, at least more beautiful than the same face without the smile

    I have criticized people who downgrade the girls pictured in this blog, but I agree with them now. This girl is a a fattie whose face is at most average. She is a 5.

    Once you realize that, the whole post collapses to fat girl/college/slutiness with the only new features being the explosion in social networking and smartphones allowing her to broadcast her slutiness

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  159. A stupid, chubby slut. What a whore. Unbelievable.

    Actually, it’s not unbelievable. This is what American women do today. Tucker Max does what he does only because American women like this little slag let him.

    Her parents (and his parents for that matter) must be very proud.

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  160. Losers all around. I can’t believe you glorify these idiots.

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  161. “A stupid, chubby slut.”

    Almost all sluts are chubby, I guess it’s an insecurity thing.

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  162. The chic seemed cute enough but she gets with Tucker because he’s an asshole and then she has to tell everyone in the world via that web magazine or whatever it is. My guess is that it’d be physically impossible for her to not talk about it, not that the idea would ever occurr to her.

    It’s funny to think what she thought when she read the comments reaction there. She probably thought she had a great anecdote and was showing off *her* game by getting Tucker to have sex with her. Then she gets called an idiot whore. Whoops!

    She completely embodies what Roissy’s been saying about women for sure.

    Some dipshit will marry her. I can see it. She’s married, some other asshole catches her interest therefore she fucks him and then she comes home to her hubby who probably won’t get why it’s so cool to teach assholes a lesson by fucking them. You heard it here first bro. A relationship with this chic, something like this will happen.

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  163. Mil-tech Bard contributed

    The Consolidated 50…

    best stuff on the entire page.

    mout

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  164. on October 3, 2009 at 3:14 pm Michael wears a hat

    For fucks sake, all you guys shut the fuck up about rating her looks. Ratings are subjective because we all live in areas with different overall quality of pussy, and there isn’t a man out there who has taken a good enough sample from all different areas to represent the population.

    As an example, this chick would rate as a 5 or so where I currently live. But I instinctively rated her as a 6 or 7, because up until recently I lived in an area where the women skewed ugly (it fucking sucked.) Some of you live in areas where the women are generally extremely hot, so you rate her as a 4.

    Its all subjective, so shut the fuck up.

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  165. on October 3, 2009 at 4:22 pm Phenomenal One

    the comments on the article are gold,
    basically all the woman applauding her for it
    and the guys telling her how stupid she is and that
    she’s basically justified his a**hole behavior.

    one woman thinks that she’s some player who want out and got what she wanted LOL.

    the funny thing is that while they think that woman should be able to slut around,
    you sure as hell won’t hear that from them in public.

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  166. I like the debate about where she sits on the looks scale it tells me indeed that how a woman looks is subjective.

    [editor: it’s not subjective. the harsh graders are just being internet nerds. the chick is a 6. but she’s not “very cute” as max described her. mostly she has her youth, but she’s got that pudgy inbred pigfaced look that doesn’t hold up well over time.]

    For the ones who rated her below 5 you must be super model men, a celebrity or high alpha’s used to screwing 9’s and up. No? Really? I’m surprised.

    Women of Roissy have a look at my latest blog entry…I have an assignment for you. 🙂

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  167. ””””””Poetry,
    But from a pick-up standpoint, you can get yourself off. Sluts, whores, whatever, they’re training. How to seduce, how to please, how to play games. Even the lowest whore can give more pleasure than an orgasm should you let her, and let you experiment with her body and your technique. If you’re doing a quick pump and dump, just making her a convenient hole, then you’re wasting your own time because you could have done that in 30 seconds in the company bathroom.”””

    I am beginning to believe that may be the best way of staying in us to hold you over till you can get to where woman are normal. They are cum dumpsters here it would seem and yea nothing else to offer because there is nothing else here. Just a shell of a former free country.

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  168. Wow…I never would have pegged old Tuck as a chubby chaser.

    I wonder what other skele…um, blown up dolls are in his closet.

    For those who disagree with the girl’s rating, bear in mind that though some things are relative, some aspects of beauty are objective. Some of the relative things are programmable as near objective markers.

    In the U.S. being (generically) White and blonde, having big boobs, not being a complete whale, and a decently symmetrical face is all it takes to be considered “hot enough” by the majority. A 4-6 that she may be, most American guys would select her over a slimmer brunette with basically the same face.

    From the details of his performance, it seems that Tucker’s jackhammer requires some serious pavement, so that may be the reason for his willingness to shag a chubby girl. If it’s only about the sex and the social props then well, he could do worse. He risks ridicule for something that would be a good experience for him…and that, my friends, is alpha.

    So all things balanced, she just advertised him as a chubby chasing stud. She seems to be getting a bit of fame out of it. I feel sorry for her. I think she’d have done better just to go on a date with Tucker Max. To go out with him and *not* screw him would have been newsworthy.

    As it is, she just made herself look common. What fame she generates is from other girls who chase assholes identifying with her. Since they’re many, they can all have an emotional masochist tea party or something. Whatever.

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  169. I mean the company bathroom not the american woman.

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  170. Yea use the bathroom and your own hand while staying in us rather than messing with an american woman while you spend your time in us waiting to leave.

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  171. …and for those who think I’m being harsh, that girl cannot possibly be under 150-170 lbs. She’s got double barrel fat flaps hanging from her armpits that his putting his hand there should have stretched out but didn’t.

    If she’s under 150 then she hasn’t lifted much heavier than a pencil in her life, in which case, she’s a future fatty. I think someone here termed it “skinny fat”.

    I don’t think she’s terribly bad looking, just not what I’d expect a well known asshole stud to be doing and okay with people talking about it publically.

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  172. str8up “Or when you run into the coke whore you banged a few times and meet her new man, while in the back of your mind all you can think about are the pictures you have of her on your computer spread eagle with your cock halfway in….”
    === At a New Years party, I ran into a slut-I’d-banged some years ealier. This was back in my twenties, when I was still interested in banging sluts; I dumped her as soon as I found out she’d slept with an ex-con. I was in an extended social circle where we saw each other from time to time, but didn’t socialize with each other (after the fling). She was now married to an arch-typical beta provider, a short, skinny dude who had a good-paying (nerd job) position with a Fortune 500 corporation. At the stroke of midnight I gave her a peck on the lips and said “I always wanted to kiss you. So now, I had an excuse.” We knowingly grinned at each other while her husband (standing right there) no doubt thought “Gosh, I’m so lucky to have married her.” Heh.

    Sofia “I’m curious to know the ratio of guys who are into shaven pussy versus not, that way I know which will be a better bet when it comes to my boyfriend.”
    === Some prefer it and some not, but haters like Peter have got to be rare. I say, shave it. Lots of upside (bald is so adorable and begging to be kissed…why on Earth cover a pussy? Only a man’s face can be improved by a beard) and only a nut like Peter would think it makes you a sleaze. When the relationship has progressed enough, you can give him a pak of Sharpies as a gift. First, it’s an intelligence test (to see how long it’ll take him to figure out what you mean when you call them “feline markers”). Then, it’ll let you see how creative he is in what he writes. My favorite: “Dammit Jim, kiss me!”

    Re the 2016 Olympics in Brazil, that should make Brazil a pretty crime-free place at the time…because every damned pickpocket, purse-snatcher and mugger is going to be in the Olympics area. Tens of thousands of tourists, ¡Vamos!

    @The Cock of Obama
    “That is where i stand. America now and America for ever. Even if Dick Cheney is President and Newt Gingrich is my mayor.”
    === Enter Mike Godwin.

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  173. on October 3, 2009 at 6:14 pm Dr. Grzlickson

    “No American president has ever taken a full day off (during a recession, 2 wars, and a beat up health care bill)”

    Who started those wars and caused that recession? How can you seriously type this? Stop regurgitating Glenn Beck.

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  174. Dr Grz –

    You really think GWB was responsible for the recession? Were you born dumb or did you learn your dumb over the course of your dumb life?

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  175. Naturally, Max’s minor celebrity status allows him to get away with stuff that a typical beta couldn’t. But then I’ve seen plenty of non-famous guys playfully call girls whores and watched as their eyes lit up with lust. If the typical beta first achieves the goal of ridding himself of bad habits that betray his low sexual status, he too will find that calling girls whores works like gangbusters.

    Distinctions must be made lest you get a bunch a doofus +/- Omegas dudes running around calling strangers “whores.”

    Calling a girl the “w” word is a serious assertion of fact and you better have

    1) facts
    2) social legacy

    that can back that shit up.

    If you’re like 250 lbs and wearing a Darth Vader t-shirt, calling a girl a whore will get you nowhere except expelled.

    Us lesser male mortals must insinuate whoredome. This is where subtle/dark game (as I call ’em) comes into play. It can’t be taught. Only learned.

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  176. As far as her look, Roissy is correct is stating that she has her youth right now. In five to ten years though she is going to be one of those fat-assed, annoying soccer moms strolling her artificially inseminated triplets in some yuppy downtown urban area while her completely whipped, desperate, loser kitchen-bitch of a husband mindlessly follows behind her, knowing that he was latest, but not last, in a long series of cocks she has ridden throughout her life.

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  177. Yea there is no reason to live a caricature of life. I really didn’t know how bad people had it here. Man there is no choice but to leave.

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  178. Just to add my two cents, I think tucker max and his Katy Johnson story which resulted in a lawsuit was one big set up.

    Now you got this girl by sheer coincidence writing a review about max around the time his movie comes out.

    Arent you lot not smart enough to realise that you are being played?

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  179. on October 3, 2009 at 10:25 pm Dr. Grzlickson

    “Dr Grz –

    You really think GWB was responsible for the recession? Were you born dumb or did you learn your dumb over the course of your dumb life?”

    Your response is as intelligent as it is coherent. Obviously the recession was caused belatedly by Carter, Clinton, and Acorn. Well played, Sir.

    Please explain how beta/inheritance Bush Jr., during his 8 years–half with a supermajority–was so obviously not to fault for the near-depression.

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  180. Dr. Grz,

    Because economics is the slightest bit more complicated than “which guy was in office when it happened”?

    You can Alinsky-ridicule all you want — the mortgage crisis (yes, ACORN), the high oil prices (yes, Clinton put a stop to domestic drilling) all played a part in where we are today.

    Aside from partisan politics, liberal activism is completely at crosspurposes with a functioning, let alone vibrant economy. A simple proof is the wretched state of “blue castles” like Detroit, Baltimore, and New Orleans among others.

    Liberals kill all the good economies. Deal with it. The Gingrich Congress kept the worst Clinton tendencies in check. Maggie Thatcher had to rescue UK from a real mess. France and Germany are moving right as well. Spain, which elected a socialist, has seen its joblessness soar.

    Obama’s a classic redistributionist Marxist with corrupt pay-to-play political operations. His promises are laughably absurd (“we need the stimulus to keep unemployment below 8%” – quite the knee-slapper.) This “It’s Bush’s fault” crap may have worked before the stimulus, but Obama promised and hasn’t delivered. All we’re left with is a mountain of debt and more laughable “the economy has been saved” type spin.

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  181. To be taken seriously as a pundit, one must make bold predictions that turn out to be true.
    I cannot restrain myself; the urge to oraculate is irresitible.
    So, here it is; within 3 months B. Obama will put on a news conference proving that he is not-very-smart, not-very-informed, and very very much a Chicago gangland sort of politician.

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  182. Matt is probably her gay best friend. What kind of a straight guy would put up with that kind of crap?

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  183. […] The whole story — both unintentionally amusing and also downright sickening — is here. […]

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  184. …and for those who think I’m being harsh, that girl cannot possibly be under 150-170 lbs.

    Insane. 140, TOPS.

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  185. kim

    Didn’t anyone see that Tucker Max wrote a rebuttal?

    http://www.lemondrop.com/2009/10/01/tucker-max-responds-to-courtney-his-one-night-stand-who-told-al/

    “The thing that pissed me off is that she said she faked an orgasm to get me to stop. I mean — honey, really? Did you think I was paying the LEAST bit of attention to you or your “orgasm?” You know why I stopped? Because I came. That’s always when I stop. I couldn’t tell your orgasm from pixie dust, and neither would make me stop if I wasn’t done, that’s for sure.”

    I can’t understand how anyone can “think” that deliberate ignorance is cool. Or that being insensitive is macho.

    Being insensate and dumb is not special, unless you use the word in the sense of “special olympics”

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  186. Some men make themselves into sluts. They ruin their happiness with excess hedonism.

    This is a real, understood risk.

    It’s similar to gambling addiction. Some men ruin their sense of fulfillment through the persuit of fulfillment.

    These are not men to emulate.

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  187. How can one be sensitive to someone they basically hate?

    Some few guys have casual sex with women because they have a kind of humanitarian, generalized love for women. Quite a few guys do it out of a feeling of necessity for which they resent women…especially women who are below what they consider their commitment/marriage standard.

    Coming from that point of view, one who is just banging a girl because she’s there, superficially attractive, and offering, why should he really care about her pleasure?

    On the real, I don’t want to have the best sex of my life with a casual partner. I like having my best memories being with my husbands, and prior to that, my fiance. I don’t want to open up to someone who isn’t emotionally there with me.

    So I’m kind of glad that the few experiences I had that turned out to be casual, they didn’t put in enough effort, and I couldn’t muster enough trust, and I couldn’t have had an orgasm if I was sitting on a John Deere engine if it meant having it with them in the room. I’m glad that the feeling that if sex could be accomplished with prongs and tweezers from across the room with rubber gloves, that would be preferable, felt mutual. It was wrong and should never have happened, and if my expectations weren’t so low (being told men are awkward and believing it because of lack of casual experience) I’d have sent them home after the first weird icky kiss.

    That’s the one indication I can see that the girl might not be a complete borderline case. If it felt necrophilic to her, it’s because it was supposed to. He did his job very well.

    Problem is, he didn’t quite make her feel bad enough not to post about it all over the internet. He should have been worse. Granted, he’d be an ass for it, but it might have cured her of the urge to broadcast.

    One of the first bitch handling rules is make them do something embarrassing that they won’t want to tell people about.

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  188. Ghost, you hebephrenic monkey, reading your posts is like looking at an open sore. There is some sense and order to it, but you wish it never had to happen.

    You prefer intimacy during sex, therefore you are advocating sex with zero intimacy. Just so that you don’t have to be confused about it.

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  189. Xsplat stop acting like a damned parrot. The proper term for what I am is an ape…and since you’re the same species, you’d do well to maximize your potential and learn to think for yourself.

    There is no intimacy with a casual partner. That’s why it’s called casual. One can hardly have intimacy with someone who one doesn’t give a rat’s tooter about.

    You’re fooling yourself. If you’re an ass who treats women as disposable objects, you may as well be honest about it in words and deeds. You don’t spare anyone’s feelings by lying with your lips or trying to with your hips. The latter will give you away.

    Women who aren’t whores and haven’t deadenned their senses can tell the difference between mechanical sex and intimate sex, and also have different physical orgasms and “soulgasms”.

    It’s sexually wonderful to be a girl with standards. You should love one sometime.

    Heh.

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  190. parrots repeat sounds. I repeat meaning.

    You should ape that. cause your posts can’t be summarized. they are a collection of thoughts with no center.

    therefore the term hebephrenic.

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  191. “Some few guys have casual sex with women because they have a kind of humanitarian, generalized love for women.”

    Bingo. That’s it. 🙂

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  192. I agree william, that was a bingo moment.

    It’s a shame her bingos are surrounded by a random collection of numbers.

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  193. Xsplat, your failure to understand it doesn’t mean that it didn’t make any sense. You should try reading my posts for some reason other than an opportunity to use the word “hebrephrenic”.

    That means, by the way, someone who thinks they’re a Jew.

    I don’t know many Jews who have a met tet, much less one named Oya.

    Google Oya, and you might understand me a little better.

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  194. Nicole, you don’t have a concise post to your name.

    Your disconnected thought processes are unable to piece together that your thought processes are disconnected.

    In summary, you are unable to summarize.

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  195. Damn…I just looked back and noticed you spelled the word “hebephrenic”. You may be onto something since I can understand most of what Gunny posts.

    Still, my thoughts aren’t random or disorganized. I just make connections many people don’t see or don’t want to see.

    It would be rather inconvenient for you to look back on your alleged sexual history and think women you had casual sex with were only having mechanical orgasms with you, if at all…and that they could tell that you nurture a nice little resentment for emotionally whole women.

    You’ve mentioned before that you hate good people. You seem to hate the natural just as much.

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  196. If you were a society u

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  197. If you were a society you would be in revolt.

    It seems you are in a state of being revolting.

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  198. Nicole, in a previous verbal jousting match, you admitted that if people cross you, it makes no difference to you if you accurately represent their stated position. You just want to smack down anyone who opposes you.

    You fight, because you are being fought.

    Not because of anything to do with meaning or truth.

    You just defend yourself. No matter what.

    You try impute onto me nonsensical things that have nothing to do with me. Next thing I expect to hear from you is how I love to wake up in the morning and wash myself with shit.

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  199. …and if you were a society, you’d be China.

    I would explain that to you, but I’m happy nurturing your attempt to cast me as insane. I wanna see where it gets you.

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  200. Xsplat, could I get a quote please?

    I don’t remember ever saying it was okay to misrepresent people.

    I just don’t offer assistance to someone being misrepresented or harmed in any other way by others, who has previously decided for some petty childish reason, that I don’t deserve to exist, or that I deserve to be harmed.

    Let the god men play god. Since they’re gods who get to decide what everyone deserves, they don’t need my mercy.

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  201. Go away, Nicole. Go away.

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  202. Provide the quote wherein I said that it is okay to misrepresent people.

    …especially merely because they cross me.

    You are projecting.

    You are the one in this exchange who has consistently lied about me.

    You are the one in this exchange attempting to cast me as insane for having what is not even an exceptionally healthy, but just plain normal range of emotion for a non slutty woman.

    You are now the one in this exchange accusing me of saying things I never said and never would say because it isn’t even in my nature to give two shits about saving face when the truth is more important. If I was that ignorant and worried about maintaining some dumb illusion over seeking truth, I wouldn’t be on this website shovelling through piles of textual offal about how horrible fat and Black women are, just to get closer to it.

    So with all due respect, which ain’t much at this point, I recommend you check yourself before you try to check me. I’m not perfect, don’t claim to be, and don’t need to be.

    You on the other hand…

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  203. I know you are, but what am I?!

    You accuse me, but you are arrogant, and have faults also!

    Is that your point?

    Nicole, I have a different point.

    Sometimes you score a bingo. Mostly what you post is disorganized.

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  204. I didn’t know I was writing a term paper.

    Still, I’d watch that calling people monkeys thing. Among native English speakers, especially Black ones, that doesn’t say “your posts are disorganized”. It implies “you are inherently inferior to me”.

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  205. I knew I’d hit a nerve with that one.

    When I call my girlfriends “my little monkey”, the love it.

    I knew you’d grab onto the context and hold fast.

    Victim.

    On the internet, no one knows if you are a dog. You could be white, grey, whatever. You could have a PHD, or be 12.

    I call you a monkey because of the words you type. For all I know you are martian.

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  206. And you are inherently inferior to me.

    You got a problem with that?

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  207. Okay, so now you want to play stupid.

    Play with yourself…as much as you like.

    In this as with casual sex, you are only fooling yourself and other fools.

    The good news for you is that foolishness is very popular. You have plenty company throughout the world.

    So don’t let the ramblings of this thinker phase you. You won’t run out of hot sluts because less than hot girls stop inflicting our pathetic sexual needs on the masses of men.

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  208. Care to summarize that? I can’t follow the train of your trackless thought.

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  209. Go away.

    You are clutter. You are the woman who dominates the conversation, with nothing to say. You fill up space.

    Go away.

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  210. At the moment, the conversation is just between the two of us. If I am dominating it, then I am only dominating you.

    This “clutter” you speak of could have been avoided had you not begun resorting to lies and racial slurs to scaffold your fragile ego.

    I’d have appreciated a sound counterargument from a man who actually loves women. Instead I got a pissing match with XSpongebob.

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  211. “I can understand most of what Gunny posts.”

    Is that even possible?

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  212. It’s always interesting to see how much fun two people arguing with each other have, in this case Xsplat and Nicole. It almost seems like sexual tension.

    Nicole I’m interested in your opinion. Check out my blog for a writing assignment I’m doing for the Girl Game blog. This goes for other Roissy women too.

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  213. Tucker’s girl of the night is a 6 in this picture only because it was the best night of her life. The important thing is that it’s all downhill from here, and she won’t even be recognizable in five to ten years. She will gain weight, and gain cynicism and bitterness from her slatternly lifestyle. As Roissy and Racer X pointed out, what cuteness she has is due to her ephemeral youth.

    Those who say the ratings are subjective should notice that the subjectivity is only within a very narrow range, 4-6.

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  214. Regarding the Olympics, after expending untold taxpayer dollars and tons of carbon emissions, he still couldn’t bribe the fawning Euros enough to hold the Games in his hometown. I guess they’re not big on schoolchildren being murdered in the streets by crazed mobs. Go figure.

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  215. on October 4, 2009 at 2:36 pm Dr. Grzlickson

    “Because economics is the slightest bit more complicated than “which guy was in office when it happened”?”

    Not in your 8th year in office it isn’t.

    “You can Alinsky-ridicule all you want — the mortgage crisis (yes, ACORN)”

    ACORN = code for poor black people. You know the poor have no influence in society, yet they receive more than a fair share of blame. A convenient whipping boy for the rich assholes who actually run things.

    “the high oil prices (yes, Clinton put a stop to domestic drilling) all played a part in where we are today.”

    WTF do oil prices have to do with anything?

    “Aside from partisan politics, liberal activism is completely at crosspurposes with a functioning, let alone vibrant economy. A simple proof is the wretched state of “blue castles” like Detroit, Baltimore, and New Orleans among others.”

    Poor, primary black cities, your point?

    “Liberals kill all the good economies.”

    Well, you convinced me,

    “Obama’s a classic redistributionist Marxist with corrupt pay-to-play political operations.”

    You already mentioned Alinsky and ACORN, just waiting for Rev. Wright, Chicago-politics, and Fannie/Freddie to complete you asinine talking points.

    “This “It’s Bush’s fault” crap may have worked before the stimulus, but Obama promised and hasn’t delivered.”

    How about letting him complete a term? 9/11 happened on Bush’s watch about this far into his presidency, yet nobody blames him for the attacks, though they should. The Repubs would have had positions been reversed.

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  216. I would love know what Courtney A is up to now. What is she saying about all this new found “fame?” Was it all she thought it would be?

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  217. Aoefe says, “It’s always interesting to see how much fun two people arguing with each other have, in this case Xsplat and Nicole. It almost seems like sexual tension.”

    Well, it was a good illustration of contempt for a woman he considers beneath his standard. When men’s categorizing system has been excessively toyed with, and women’s view of their sexual worth is overinflated, guys believe that a woman who is sexually worthless to them must also be stupid. This belief will persist despite any proof to the contrary. Whether I pwned him or shagged him, he would still believe I was dirt. Logic is nowhere in sight.

    “Nicole I’m interested in your opinion. Check out my blog for a writing assignment I’m doing for the Girl Game blog. This goes for other Roissy women too.”

    Which post is the assignment in?

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  218. I would jump in and argue politics but:
    1. This blog is about sex.
    2. This country is finished in its current form. Live with it. I am sorry to see it go down but it self destructed, like some prosperous man who hit the bottle, then hit the skids. What we think just doesn’t matter. Obama is just a symptom, not the problem. He is certainly no solution.
    3. Since California seems to be our future, I would watch that place closely. The only reason to have any hope is that when people are facing destruction, they might start to get serious again. Might.

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  219. Math

    You will be a GOD in my eyes.

    He’s either gay or being ironic. I can’t decide.

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  220. *Matt 😉

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  221. on October 4, 2009 at 7:20 pm msexceptiontotherule

    This guy she slept with may be out there doing what he loves doing, living the life he always wanted to live, but he’s still a tool.

    And I was very disappointed that she couldn’t even bother to come up with something for a halfway decent “Gotcha Bitch!” moment and instead, decided to give the most retarded and least entertaining version (since the whole point behind these encounters is for the guy to entertain his friends with the recollection of the details for each one) possible. If it were something that could be done without too many medical problems, I would suggest having her vagina removed, because obviously she’s not responsible enough to have one.

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  222. It doesn’t seem to have occurred to most posters that this is probably a publicity stunt.
    If it was for real, why would she link to his blog and to his movie? Why do any advertising for him?
    The only thing that links this story to a real girl is the picture.

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  223. Nicole the assignment is in my most recent post here: http://sexliestruth.blogspot.com/2009/10/girls-of-roissy-and-beyond.html .

    I hope you take me up on it. 🙂

    @none
    As to whether it’s a publicity stunt she’s still an idiot. How much money did she recieve to look like a whore to the world? It would never be enough in my mind.

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  224. A bit of asshole game may be all to the good, but the trouble with Tucker is that he can’t switch it off – he’s apparently in ‘assehole’ mode all the time, no game needed, he’s naturally that way.

    Mildly amusing writings on his website, actually has a writing stle eerily similar to Roissy.

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  225. Why the hell is that something she’d announce?

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  226. @ xsplat

    You have committed the grave mistake that I also committed during the weekend: Answering Nicole

    she should be permanently shamed, not for being black, but for being fat. Don´t measure words, do it to hurt and humiliate. The public shaming of fatties serves a noble purpose, revealing the dark side of male sexuality to female readers so that they will work out to maintain their weights.

    I may sound harsh here, but once you weight (!!!) the net benefits of my comments here, you will see that no one is working harder to maintain female beauty and increase happiness in the US as me. I am pure kindness. ,

    If Nicole starts Obsidianyzing the blog with all the Black supremacism BS, hit them hard and show them what Racism feels like

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  227. xsplat

    Some men make themselves into sluts. They ruin their happiness with excess hedonism.

    This is a real, understood risk.

    this? from you?

    in the next episode, imelda marcos will warn us of the dangers of avarice.

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  228. If Nicole starts Obsidianyzing the blog with all the Black supremacism BS, hit them hard and show them what Racism feels like

    shut the fuck up and grow some balls. you’re like the white al sharpton acting sensitive, bellyaching and knee-jerk crying racism like some bitch all the time. i can guarantee from what i’ve read from you that at some point in your life you’ve had your ass beaten badly, either by one guy or a group of guys and it’s defined you since. that combined with constant subtle emasculation from female family members usually what produces your type of bitchiness. grow up and get over it. do whatever it takes to purge the sensitive bitchassness out of you. your drive-by hbd snark commenting just attacks the symptoms of your affliction (bitchassness is your affliction if you’re wondering) and not the source (your deep feelings of personal inadequacy). that’s why in the long run it does nothing to make you feel better.

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  229. @ Joe

    In the female photo thread I am arguing about the ugliness of high IQ females, in the Let´s them Fight Thread I am humiliating Lucifer, in the Polansky thread I am making racist-snarky comments, in this thread I am arguing against fat girls while in your ass David Duke is currently inserting a dildo

    Kindly ask him to remove it so you can focus your answers on the adequate threads

    Unless you are so open minded by Hope and Change that you support Fat women´s right to offended aesthetical beauty.

    btw, how does it feel about the Obama´s humiliation in Copenhague?

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  230. Gig, I’m pushing 40. My aesthetic beauty or lack thereof should be about as relevant to you as the weather in Nebraska.

    I’m not a girl. I’m an older woman. Stay out of my virtual panties.

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  231. on October 5, 2009 at 11:52 am Anonimus041277

    ” I’m curious to know the ratio of guys who are into shaven pussy versus not, that way I know which will be a better bet when it comes to my boyfriend.”

    Shaved, but I do like it when there is some “peach fuzz” down there!!!

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  232. Stay out of my virtual panties

    This is an e-curse. A heavy one. Santería priests in Haiti would consider this a nasty curse

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  233. Keeping it neatly trimmed probably covers the most bases.

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  234. Johnny, what are you drooling on about?

    A man who can no longer take pleasure in the joys of being in love is no man at all. He’s an automaton of the simplest pleasures.

    Johnny, people think in black and white terms – that since I advocate great sex with hotties, that I therefore also am shallow. I’ve said it a billion and two times. I prefer and advocate sex with at least a little bit of intimacy and even love.

    I tend towards serial monogamy and parallel long-term dating. I don’t date disco chicks or prostitutes, because I don’t want to pollute my sexual experience with blunt and dull habits.

    Kinesthetic memories are what we embody. They can be rich and full, sensitive and kind, a joy that enriches our dreams.

    The way Tucker approaches hedonism is a-hedonistic. He ruins pleasure, exactly as a drug or game or gambling addict ruins pleasure.

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  235. Dr. Grzlickson

    ACORN = code for poor black people.

    Hey, so that’s how he got elected – I always wondered what that acronym stood for.

    Thanks,
    firepower

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  236. And to pin the point down more firmly – it’s not alpha to fuck a lot of girls. It’s alpha to be able to have them completely pawned. To be able to easily make them completely and hopelessly devoted, puppeted, and sexually enslaved. To have them not able to imagine a life without you, and do every thing you ask.

    Getting a lay off of a chick is grade-school stuff.

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  237. laying grade school chicks just aint for me. imho if there’s no grass on the field, I don’t play.

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  238. If a man’s sex life has no aesthetic beauty, neither does his philosophy or his soul.

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  239. ””””””If it were something that could be done without too many medical problems, I would suggest having her vagina removed, because obviously she’s not responsible enough to have one.”””””””

    Start doing that and might have to remove them all he he he

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  240. xsplat waxed:

    If a man’s sex life has no aesthetic beauty, neither does his philosophy or his soul.

    dude, you always crack me up

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  241. Aesthetics aren’t for everybody, Firepower – but knowing that one get’s little hit from sunsets and newborns and sufi poetry is knowing something.

    I take a Japanese view, or a French or Italian or Latin view. Enjoying life is an art form that requires a sensitivity to the aesthetic senses.

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  242. Beauty is truth, truth beauty,
    that is all ye know on earth,
    and all ye need to know.

    For giggles, tell me who wrote that – with zero googlage – and I’ll send you noodz of your favorite GirlGame authorette.

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  243. we have a winnah!

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  244. on October 5, 2009 at 10:41 pm im a girl and i like roissy

    i just wanted to say – roissy, i hope you arent a fan of tucker max/think of him as alpha. because he sucks.

    i found your site via jezebel after that guy shot the girls at the gym and i expected to hate you but (even though im a girl), i actually really liked it. youre explaining game because game exists. simple as that. you can’t destroy it, so you might as well try to win while you look for someone to escape it with you. but tucker max is not doing that. tucker max is cynical and misogynistic and lame. he’s beta and the only thing saving him from a lifetime of suburbia and a desk job is the fact that he learned how to exaggerate the brief glories of beta life. i know/have dated alphas. tucker max is no alpha.

    this is my first comment, given because i am curious about your thoughts re:tucker max.

    and ps – this criticism of tucker max is not to imply that girl isn’t slutty. she is. but..beta girl = beta guy. we should all be applauding them.

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  245. on October 6, 2009 at 7:19 am i'm a boy and i like roissy

    i just want to emote that i’m a boy, and even though i have no brain, i like roissy!!

    Tw3nty emoticons for roissy! from a boy!!!1

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  246. Firepower, I’m doing a bit a local grown science tonight. What is the chemical reaction between stoned x and drunk splat.

    What I’m distilling from the first batch of the mix is that your poetry sucks.

    Because you have no clue for your feminine side.

    Masculine poetry.

    Ya, like that works.

    Even cowboy poetry brings more tears to the stoic viewers than your poetry can electromechanically induce.

    You induce no mirror neurons because you do not emote.

    Your poetry contains no inducement to tears.

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  247. Anyone else want to step up and have their charicature drawn? The pot will make me paint you loved, while satirized. What you want, to remain intersting into your 5 minutes of fame, which are what we humans count as eternity.

    5 minutes, 5 thousand years, 20 million.

    Same same. Our mark on this world. Finite world.

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  248. Only Tucker Max is a douchebag and far from an Alpha Male. He’s about to become bankrupt, and his game is called trolling with Z-list fame and alcohol.

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  249. xsplat

    Firepower, I’m doing a bit a local grown science tonight. What is the chemical reaction between stoned x and drunk splat.

    What I’m distilling from the first batch of the mix is that your poetry sucks.

    Because you have no clue for your feminine side.

    Masculine poetry.

    Ya, like that works.

    Even cowboy poetry brings more tears to the stoic viewers than your poetry can electromechanically induce.

    You induce no mirror neurons because you do not emote.

    Your poetry contains no inducement to tears.

    Your admission has somehow struck a cord in me, a vibrant, ringing -singing – mellifluous cord of rhyme and celebration that my masculine stony heart has longed for.

    I’ll just have to repay you with a brewski if we ever meat, bc you’re not evah wheedling those winning contestant GirlGame!(tm) authorette noodz out of me no matter how much sincere flatery you broadside me with.

    evah

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  250. ””””” i know/have dated alphas. tucker max is no alpha.””””””””””

    lol every girl qualfies by stating hes no alpha because I have dated alphas. The question is what kind of girl are you just anohter boring bitch.

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  251. The real question in life though right now is will sprint go up to 4.3 again it is at 3.74.

    All else is superfluous.

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  252. on October 10, 2009 at 6:28 am msexceptiontotherule

    I haven’t dated *anyone* (well, pretty close to a decade now, when dating-engaged-married is calculated) and I know this guy isn’t an alpha.

    and I’d rather go bet on the ponies than the stock market.

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  253. on October 10, 2009 at 7:50 am msexceptiontotherule

    Now that I’m thinking about it, there has to be a race track where I can bet on the ponies somewhere in the world at this hour…hmmm….ok, I think I’ll just see if I can find one. At least there’s more entertainment at the track compared to lotto scratchers, which I never ever win anything with…not even another free scratcher, not even once.

    Maybe there’ll be somewhere that has fainting goats in the vicinity.

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  254. ”””I know this guy isn’t an alpha. ””””’
    lol

    ””””””’At least there’s more entertainment at the track compared to lotto scratchers, which I never ever win anything with…not even another free scratcher, not even once. ””””’

    You should have played back in the day with me then. I used to guarantee win every time. I would buy the whole roll. You get about 50 percent of your money back per roll of scratch tickets. Very hard to corner the market though.

    Ponies stock market I think market has much better odds. A decade jesus and your ready to pop back in the game.

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  255. on October 11, 2009 at 11:26 pm msexceptiontotherule

    gunz-the-man: hahaha, I’m not sure if I *am* ready to go back into the dating market yet, I figured it would probably be better to wait until the time where the mr. isn’t always the first thing I talk about when meeting someone. It doesn’t seem to be good when it comes to keeping a conversation going (with anyone, men or women, it’s the instant killer of any conversation) so it’s something I should wait until I’ve found a way around it as a topic – though I know that he’ll always be in my thoughts, particularly should I start to date in the future.

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  256. nice blog i really enjoyed reading this blog lot’s of good info … keep up the good work…

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  257. […] whole story — both unin­ten­tion­ally amus­ing and down­right sick­en­ing — is here.Related: The Bat­tle of the SexesVN:F [1.8.6_1065]Rat­ing: 0 (from 0 votes)Writ­ten by: Samuel […]

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  258. She’s got the face of a sluty that sucks your cock on the first five minutes you walk up to her in a crowded night club.

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  259. This girl is a slut, plain and simple. Doesn’t matter if she screwed him to prove a point, to expose him or to just plain fuck a pseudo-celebrity. She’s a slut plain and fucking simple.

    Courtney A. everything you’ve done in life and will do is forever marred by sleeping with the biggest idiot on the planet. It would have been one thing if you slept with him because you liked him or even because you were horny. But you did it to get attention, any inkling of crappy watered down celebrity attention, you are worthless and if you got run over tomorrow the world wouldn’t be any worse off.

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  260. Great, but one quick question: who the fuck is Tucker Max?

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