A Real-Life Example Of Beta Texting

I once wrote a post advising you to never send archiveable communication to a girl that you would be ashamed of if it were publicly broadcast:

If [your texts and emails] were given a public airing, let’s say on a blog or the Verizon Center jumbotron, you should feel comfortable with what you have written for the world to see.  You should not feel an urge to wince, because it will be clear to everyone reading it how alpha you are.  If the thought of someone other than you and your girl reading your permanently archived romantic exchanges makes you cringe with embarrassment, then you are doing something wrong that will eventually lead to your girl dumping you.

A female reader [name withheld] emailed me the following text exchange she had with a guy she met recently. She wanted me to post it as learning aid for betas everywhere on what NOT to do. Her sad, sorry tale of woe demonstrates why my rule of thumb — don’t write a girl anything that would humiliate you if publicly aired — is important: You give yourself a chance with the girl, and you don’t get ass raped on a public forum such as my blog.

Please help the betas of the world understand why I don’t want to talk to this guy I met a few weeks ago, who I had the following convo with via txt:

9/25 1:33PM
Him:  Are we still hangin 2moro

9/25 1:57PM
Me:  Hey…actually I’m headed back to Portland this weekend.  My parents just decided to move to Seattle next month so I have to help them pack.  Have a great weekend though

9/25 1:58PM
Him:  Damn harsh blow off! Thought u had people comin!

9/29 1:35PM
Him: Hey

*Note: He called me within one hour of this text.  I didn’t answer or call back.

9/30 2:20PM
Him: What’s up

9/30 2:36PM (Apparently he wasn’t getting the picture…so I responded)
Me: Nothing much

9/30 2:37PM
Him: How is work?

9/30 2:45PM
Me:  Oh alright.  Pretty busy right now though…can I send you a text later?

9/30 2:58PM
Him: Yea go for it hopefully we can meet up this wknd

10/1 9:27PM
Him: Do you have plans fri?

10/2 9:13AM
Me: Um…yeah.  I have a date with a guy I’ve been seeing for a couple weeks.  Sorry.  – This was a lie

10/2 9:23AM
Him: I see, I see well let me know when you’re free and we can work sumthin out

10/4 8:05PM
Him: Hello

If this guy is reading, I can almost feel the burn of his embarrassment. Let’s quickly itemize where he blew up the rails of the beta train.

  1. Right off the bat he asked her a question. Weak and needy. A better text: “I’ll see you tomorrow”.
  2. Infantile texting grammar. “2moro”? Leave the cutesie misspellings, shorthand, and emoticons to the girls. You are a man in control of the English language who calmly writes coherent, manly sentences.
  3. “Damn harsh blow off”? Never assume the rejection. And especially never announce it to her.
  4. Four days later: “Hey”. She didn’t respond to you four days ago. It’s not going anywhere. A few days incommunicado won’t make her horny for you. Delete her number or continue down your path of self-administered slow-mo castration.
  5. 9/30: “What’s up”. You’ve crossed into farce.
  6. 9/30: “Nothing much”. Now here is where my reader fucked up. Either continue ignoring him, block his number, or forcefully tell him off so he gets the idea. What she’s done here is give him an excuse to carry on haranguing her. I suspect she may have done this because she secretly enjoyed the negative attention. Some girls are like that.
  7. “How is work?” It was over by the first text, but as a helpful tip you should never ask lame, rapport-forcing questions like this.
  8. “Oh alright.  Pretty busy right now though…can I send you a text later?”. Wtf is this!? Hey, babe, if you don’t like a guy the response is simple: “Stop texting me. I don’t like you.” Are you an attention whore who likes to string losers along? If so, you get no sympathy from me. In fact, I hope the next guy you really like does the same to you. Karmic justice and all that.
  9. “Yea go for it hopefully we can meet up this wknd”. Hook, line and sinker. Try some self-control next time, Needy McNumbnuts.
  10. Two days later: “Do you have plans fri?” I quote Ronin: “Where there’s doubt, there’s no doubt.”
  11. “Um…yeah.  I have a date with a guy I’ve been seeing for a couple weeks.” This is what my reader should have sent him right after his first text. Did she toy with his hopeful eagerness so she could supply her true love with material for a blog post? Nyyaaaaahhhh… could be!
  12. “Hello”. I hope you’re 14. If you’re a full grown adult, you will die a virgin.

Well, I hope that was as painful for my readers as it was for me. It will have been worth it if I saved even one beta from serving as scathingly contemptuous giggle fodder at the next girls’ night in.





Comments


  1. 9/25 1:57PM
    Me: Hey…actually I’m headed back to Portland this weekend. My parents just decided to move to Seattle next month so I have to help them pack. Have a great weekend though

    If you are so Beta that you do not read this as good-bye forever…you cannot be helped. The only way this is not a blow off is if she actually comes over and blows you before she goes.

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  2. God. I need to take a hot shower.

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  3. on October 10, 2008 at 4:37 pm ironrailsironweights

    The fact that he texted a chick in the first place must mean that he’s not a completely hopeless Beta. With some lessons there might be a chance for him.

    Peter

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  4. — “If [your texts and emails] were given a public airing, let’s say on a blog or the Verizon Center jumbotron, you should feel comfortable with what you have written for the world to see. ”

    This was one of the most valuable tips I’ve read on your blog. It’s not just applicable to dating, but also to work emails. For example, if I think I’m being too deferential to a client, I now ask myself if I’d be embarassed if my wife read that email. And that settles things quickly.

    Other related point:

    In a thread a few months ago, I wrote about two of my lesser Beta bachelor friends, who live nearby and at whose house I often play Rock Band.

    Well, one of those aforementioned lesser-Beta friends of mine, “Tony,” put himself on a course of self-improvement. He joined my guy, for one, and he’s taking it damn seriously. Two, I’m coaching him on the general principles of Game. Basic stuff, really. That’s all he’s ready for right now. But I think he’s got motivation and potential.

    Anyway, a cute girl at his work has been texting him, and I’ve warned him to be sparse in communication with her. Well, yesterday he told me that she needed a ride home after work, so he gave it to her. It was basically on his way home anyway. So far so good.

    Then, he told me, having already realized his boneheaded move, he texted her minutes after he dropped her off, with “Your company was greatly appreciated. I had a lovely time with you.”

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  5. He joined my gym

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  6. Damn,what culture is rising here…? I’m getting to like the main concept.
    Nice article, I like the idea of the girl openly rejecting the guy, if that’s the case.

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  7. on October 10, 2008 at 4:55 pm ironrailsironweights

    `Then, he told me, having already realized his boneheaded move, he texted her minutes after he dropped her off, with “Your company was greatly appreciated. I had a lovely time with you.”

    On the other hand, the girl might interpret that as a bit of old-fashioned yet charming courtesy. Some chix are suckers for that sort of thing. It was bad, but not necessarily hopeless.

    Peter

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  8. An advice I gave a girl I work with, who is naturally very nice and hesitant to “hurt anyone’s feelings,” and was being bothered with incessant text messages by a guy she had no interest in whatsoever:

    “Give him no glimmer of hope, whatsoever. If you as much as say to him “maybe next month when things at work get less busy” he will read that as “I can’t wait till our date next month!”

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  9. Peter @7: there is that possibility. This would have to depend on whether or not the overall impression he’s been making on her is charming or needy.

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  10. “9/30: “Nothing much”. Now here is where my reader fucked up. Either continue ignoring him, block his number, or forcefully tell him off so he gets the idea. What she’s done here is give him an excuse to carry on haranguing her. I suspect she may have done this because she secretly enjoyed the negative attention.”

    Right. The chick is immature. No sexually active chick who likes to fuck would spend that much time:

    1. leading on a guy
    2. falsely tell him she’s dating someone else, and then
    3. brag about their texting on someone’s blog.

    It’s all about propping up her insecure ego.

    A normal chick would just blow off the dork and wouldn’t even be concerned about alpha/beta.

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  11. Horrid.

    If the guy who wrote that was a gazelle on the Serengeti, he would be the first one the Cheetah’s kill.

    – MPM

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  12. “scathingly contemptuous giggle fodder” should read, “scathingly contemptible giggle fodder”.

    And even then, “scathingly” doesn’t work with “contemptible”. You’ll have to decompress that phrase to make it read properly. Too much concision is the enemy of clarity.

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  13. Hmmm…I take that back. From “scathingly” to “giggle” modifies “fodder”, with “contemptuous” joining “scathingly” to modify “giggle”. I mistakenly attached “scathingly” and “contemptuous” to “fodder”, hence my confusion.

    I withdraw my criticism as well as my apothegm about concision versus clarity. Concision and clarity have both been served with the phrase in question, adequately if not exceedingly well.

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  14. Hey, babe, if you don’t like a guy the response is simple: “Stop texting me. I don’t like you.”

    Girls never do that. And they shouldn’t. It’s the right thing to do for an alpha. Testosterone-based communication is directly (strength). Estrogen-based communication is indirect.

    Girls almost never blow off guys directly for the following reasons:

    – Shit testing (Even an alpha can have an off moment; or is at the risk of being mistaken as a beta in a sarcastic moment. This is particularly true for texting, where she has no body language cues to go by. Girls grant second chances. I bet that the best guys on this forum could have turned things around even after the second text. This guy, of course, was lost from the very beginning. My guess is he was nexted before he even got her number.)

    – Female logic (Women’s greatest fear is social embarrassment. They also are empathetic and therefore hesitate to drop this bomb on other people. It’s reserved for their greatest enemies such as younger and prettier girls, but even the creepiest of guys might get away from an approach without her telling him what she really thinks. Women also don’t understand that there are many guys out there who are blind to indirect communication. Girls assume that their subtle cues will be understood in the same way they understand his subtle cues of being the type of guy the ladies hate.)

    – Attention-whoring (Any greater beta knows what an ego kicker it is to next a pursuer. Drag that process out to get the full enjoyment. Plus the texts you get while at lunch with your co-workers are social proof for free. Not to mention the potential flower bouquets from ultimate losers kept at arm’s length)

    Don’t get me wrong – I agree with Roissy that this reader is an attention whore. It’s a safe bet for most girls (other than 10’s), and in this particular case cemented in the fact that she wants her private stuff posted.

    My advice to her: Do all of us a favor and send pics of your private stuff instead. Just make sure you shave first.

    This way you’ll get the attention you need, and we will all be saved witnessing your painful ability to attract losers.

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  15. I withdraw my criticism as well as my apothegm about concision versus clarity. Concision and clarity have both been served with the phrase in question, adequately if not exceedingly well.

    never doubt me again.

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  16. 7 Peter:

    On the other hand, the girl might interpret that as a bit of old-fashioned yet charming courtesy. Some chix are suckers for that sort of thing. It was bad, but not necessarily hopeless.

    If this occurred in any mid to large sized city, it’s REALLY bad unless the chick has the hots for him.

    Evolution is accelerating at an alarming rate and women are no longer cutting any slack for these sorts of transgressions.

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  17. 10 Anon1:

    It’s all about propping up her insecure ego.

    No, some women really don’t like hurting people’s feelings, even if it hurts them even more in the long run.

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  18. Right. The chick is immature. No sexually active chick who likes to fuck would spend that much time:

    1. leading on a guy
    2. falsely tell him she’s dating someone else, and then
    3. brag about their texting on someone’s blog.

    It’s all about propping up her insecure ego.

    A normal chick would just blow off the dork and wouldn’t even be concerned about alpha/beta.

    No, sadly, a normal chick DOES like leading a guy on, telling him she’s dating other people and bragging about how some poor shlub is all over their shit, especially when they’re younger. I know this because when I was running around the dating scene it was very common to hear from a chick who was digging me about how some beta loser was following her around like a whipped puppy, and she’d always innocently say “I don’t know WHHHYYYY he can’t get the hint.” Women loved showing me texts and emails from these betas, and I’d promptly tell them I didn’t care and to quit telling me that crap or I’d just act totally uninterested because even joining them in laughing at the shlub would just validate their ego even more. That’s why I think Roissy’s post about how betas receive more cruelty from women than they do from alphas is so on point. Women, like cats, like to toy with their victim and give it hope before putting it out of its misery. Also, most women in the beginning don’t like to be put in the position of having to openly and cruelly diss a guy, it’s a little too confrontational for them. Although the longer it takes for a guy to get it, the meaner she will eventually become.

    The funny thing is how the game totally changes when they are approaching or past 30 and their dating stock plummets and they have not seen it coming. Suddenly they are the ones sending lame texts. The irony is rich.

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  19. #14 by Czar is comment gold.

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  20. If there’s ONE area where men can control the tempo and level of interaction, it’s text messaging.

    Such a wasted golden opportunity to establish himself.

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  21. “Oh alright. Pretty busy right now though…can I send you a text later?”

    This astonishing text pretty much summarizes the female sex.

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  22. @Czar 14

    And what are the “subtle cues of being the type of guy the ladies hate” in your opinion?

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  23. #10: ding ding ding

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  24. This astonishing text pretty much summarizes the female sex.

    true. female choice, caprice, dawdling consideration of her suitors, attention whoring, keeping her options open, faux pretense at being busy, stringing men along…

    it’s all right there.

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  25. Seems like ever since that “Reader Responds” post turned into a comment circle jerk, the responses on all the other newer posts have dropped.

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  26. on October 10, 2008 at 6:04 pm Macro-Beta-tude

    The correct response, in text, when he got the moving to Seattle message, was:

    1. “Allright. Go move heavy stuff with Mom, get buff, and text me when you’re ready to show me your new muscle tone”.

    2. Then delete number.

    Now, herein this girl is showcasing the poor dude’s floundering, which means… she’s an attention-whoring little tease. I think she lead him on wherever they met, and we can all see she’s leading him on through the texting. So I think we’re being harsh on him, though his betatude is indeed apparent.

    Women should and will continue to rip men’s guts out like this, and fuck with them in the most devious ways. Here is why: it hones your strength, as a man, and it separates out the weak from the strong. But its not a test of physical strength, its a test of your mental manhood.

    Girls like this will call guys like this after blowing him off for a month while she has been fucking some other guy who blows her off, to say what’s up, i haven’t heard from you in a while.

    Then the vicious cycle start over.

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  27. I try to keep communication minimal, generally. Don’t respond to all text messages right away and ignore ones that are cute and/or sexual. That message is powerful.

    But am I the only one who sees a real problem in that this girl changed plans and didn’t tell the guy straight away? (Assuming that it wasn’t a lie). Flakes like this means the attraction was not solid before the texting even happened. You’ve also got to establish up front that you won’t tolerate such shitty behavior.

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  28. I’m still agog that you validated this woman by putting this garbage up. Was the guy clueless? Yes. Is this woman looking for attention and validation from Roissy? yes. Did you provide it: Yes.

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  29. on October 10, 2008 at 6:15 pm ironrailsironweights

    Do all of us a favor and send pics of your private stuff instead. Just make sure you shave first.

    Blecccch!!!!

    Peter

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  30. Do all of us a favor and send pics of your private stuff instead. Just make sure you shave first.

    Blecccch!!!!

    Peter

    Somehow I am not surprised that you are the kind of guy who feels like throwing up at the thought of a naked female body…

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  31. Girls like this will call guys like this after blowing him off for a month while she has been fucking some other guy who blows her off, to say what’s up, i haven’t heard from you in a while.

    And get a free meal before blowing him off again. 😀

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  32. Somehow I am not surprised that you are the kind of guy who feels like throwing up at the thought of a naked female body

    No, it’s the shaving that repulses him, not the naked female body. He likes the au naturale. It’s his shtick.

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  33. And get a free meal before blowing him off again.

    I’ve met girls that LOVE to brag that they haven’t had to buy or cook their own dinners for a week (or weeks). They just line them up.

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  34. 33 – I’ve met girls that LOVE to brag that they haven’t had to buy or cook their own dinners for a week (or weeks). They just line them up.

    Girls love putting betas down in the presence of alphas. It’s similar to what Roissy described in the “Marry, Fuck, Kill” post.

    I had one girl texting me regularly during her dates, telling me how the poor sucker tried to make her drunk throughout dinner, how horny she is now, and that she will come over to my place for a protein shake as soon as he pays the bill…

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  35. If [your texts and emails] were given a public airing, let’s say on a blog or the Verizon Center jumbotron, you should feel comfortable with what you have written for the world to see. You should not feel an urge to wince, because it will be clear to everyone reading it how alpha you are. If the thought of someone other than you and your girl reading your permanently archived romantic exchanges makes you cringe with embarrassment, then you are doing something wrong that will eventually lead to your girl dumping you.

    This is classic. And, uh, something which I hadn’t taken to heart. Well, better late than never.

    As for the text exchange, I am reminded of Kissinger’s remark about the Iran-Iraq war: “Too bad they can’t both lose.” Yeah, the guy was pathetic — at the very least, when the girl fails to inform him of her change of plans before he asks about it, he should write her off unless she at least tries to offer a legitimate excuse for that. On the other hand, Anon1 is right about this all being about “propping up her insecure ego.” A woman with any class won’t waste the time of a hapless male suitor. I’m pretty sure it’s in the woman’s self-interest to be efficient about this, too — I get the impression that the longer a guy is strung along, the greater the risk he’ll become a stalker or something else unpleasant.

    20 Arjewtino

    If there’s ONE area where men can control the tempo and level of interaction, it’s text messaging.

    Such a wasted golden opportunity to establish himself.

    Yes. Though I’m curious, how do you think emails compare to text messaging?

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  36. Doesn’t everyone just assume that texts are public? Girls love telling their friends about this kind of stuff.

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  37. on October 10, 2008 at 7:41 pm Comment_Whatever

    What I got out of that exchange is that the girl is irritated that she actually had to dump the guy, rather than him reading her mind and doing the dumping for her.

    How tough the world is for her.

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  38. Following on DoJ, a question:

    As you report, she wrote:

    “Me: Hey…actually I’m headed back to Portland this weekend. My parents just decided to move to Seattle next month so I have to help them pack. Have a great weekend though”

    Why the ellipsis?

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  39. T,

    Is that you or Jimmy Hendrix? So hot!

    Pupu

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  40. @39

    I believe its from Enter the Dragon.

    Also – number 2 is right on the dot. I cant stand butchered words/shorthand texts.

    It gives the impression of immaturity.

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  41. 40 terps,
    Are you sure? Bruce Lee is Asian. The man in T’s avata does not look Asian to Pupu. They are both hot though.

    17 Tupac,
    Pupu agrees with Tupac wholeheartedly.

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  42. The guy is Jim Kelly, the pic is from his movie Black Belt Jones. He was also the black guy in Enter the Dragon, terps is right.

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  43. 39 anonymous pu pu

    Sorry to correct you, but it’s Jimi Hendrix and he’s mine.

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  44. 43 Sara I,

    Sorry to correct you, but it’s Pupu and Jimi Hendrix is dead.

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  45. T and terps,
    Thank you! From now on, Jim Kelly is on Pupu’s hot men list.

    Sara, dear,
    Thank you for the correction! For that, you may deserve Jimi more . But as undeserving as Pupu may be, she loves Jimi perhaps as much as you do.

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  46. The real problem most women have with conveying messages to men, especially if the women are very young, is that they haven’t quite caught on yet that men don’t respond to or even see all the subtle signals that women give saying “go away” or “I’m not interested”.

    I’m not sure that most women feel proud of being pursued by men who are obviously “betas”. The betas I’ve recognised as such, and been pursued by, were so obviously pathetic creatures, lacking in all social skills, that to boast about their interest in me would have made me feel a bit lame myself, and mean-spirited as well. I only ever boasted about men if I thought they did me credit. So if this woman is anything like me, then perhaps her admirer isn’t as hopeless a beta as you think, Roissy. Just young and inexperienced.

    Clio

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  47. Speaking of how women dump on betas and don’t value them…

    Why do women fight against the legalization of prostitution? That would allow betas to satisfy their sexual urges. Many betas then wouldn’t waste their time chasing women. The women could then have more time for chasing alphas and other self improvement activities.

    Any thoughts?

    Anybody know what the situation is with betas and women in countries were prostitution is legal?

    For that matter, what is the status of betas and women in this country. At some point, many women must decide to hook up with betas. What for? What happens next? Is it just about money and security?

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  48. Joel – Many women rely on betas to subsidize their lifestyles and give them cheap ego boosts while they hold out for an alpha. If prostitution was legal and widely available, a lot less betas would put up with multiple expensive dates that end up in no sex and an eventual blowoff in favor of seeing a prostitute. Also, even when in relationships, withholding sex is a popular weapon for many women. Legal prostitution takes a lot of the “oomph” out of that weapon.

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  49. clio:

    So if this woman is anything like me, then perhaps her admirer isn’t as hopeless a beta as you think, Roissy. Just young and inexperienced.

    Look at his desperate texts. he IS a beta. Sure, he may be a beta because he’s young and inexperienced, but he’s still a beta nonetheless.

    I’m not sure that most women feel proud of being pursued by men who are obviously “betas”. The betas I’ve recognised as such, and been pursued by, were so obviously pathetic creatures, lacking in all social skills, that to boast about their interest in me would have made me feel a bit lame myself, and mean-spirited as well. I only ever boasted about men if I thought they did me credit.

    From what I’ve seen of you, Clio, you are somewhat more self-aware and intellectually honest than the average American woman. I wouldn’t assume that your level of maturity applies to the majority of young big-city post-Sex and the City women out there.

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  50. Anybody know what the situation is with betas and women in countries were prostitution is legal?

    I’m not sure, but having been to a Western European country where said practice is legal, you see all sorts frequenting that sort of thing. But it’s good all around. Afterall, why buy a woman a $70 dinner and maybe get a blowjob when you can spend $70 and definitely get a blowjob? If you don’t care about bonding and just want to nut, the efficiency must be compelling. Although I, for one, can’t blow unless I think she’s into me.

    But I will say this: hooking up with the locals for free is easy. Now of course, some of it was the ‘vacation glow’ and the foreignness, but since prostitution means no one is not getting laid except by choice…well, the pussy card is mostly out of play. Even the likes of David Alexander would find a woman who meets his tastes and will fuck him.

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  51. 45 Pu Pu

    If you love Jimi you deserve him A threesome would be nice.

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  52. 44 PatrickH

    Sorry to correct you, but it’s Pupu and Jimi Hendrix is dead.

    No. Really?

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  53. Off-topic, but I just found these videos which are of interest to the topics of this blog. Frankly, I think these deserve a mention on a specific blog post, Roissy.

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  54. Anybody know what the situation is with betas and women in countries were prostitution is legal?

    Hardly different? Men who are too wimpy to approach women at social events are certainly too wimpy to approach prostitutes, legal or not.

    Is the business so different when it’s illegal? Those men I see visiting the street girls and ethnic massage parlours look like they don’t even *know* whether it’s legal, much less care.

    Non-underclass men who visit prostitutes will want discretion even if it’s legal and if you’re plotting to hide your activities from family and friends it would be no leap at all to hide it from the law. Non-underclass women who work as prostitutes will value discretion even more as women can’t stay in the trade forever and having worked as a prostitute is a much bigger stigma than having visited one.

    If it weren’t legal to sell, girls probably wouldn’t advertise so openly… but back when things weren’t so liberal and there was no net, it was still all there behind a simple code of euphemisms.

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  55. [i]9/25 1:57PM
    Me: Hey…actually I’m headed back to Portland this weekend. My parents just decided to move to Seattle next month so I have to help them pack. Have a great weekend though[/i]

    if some woman had the nerve to wish me a great weekend after blowing me off, i would have cussed them out 6 ways to sunday. its sorta patronizing, i have a thing about that. w

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  56. “No, sadly, a normal chick DOES like leading a guy on, telling him she’s dating other people and bragging about how some poor shlub is all over their shit, especially when they’re younger. I know this because when I was running around the dating scene it was very common to hear from a chick who was digging me about how some beta loser was following her around like a whipped puppy, and she’d always innocently say “I don’t know WHHHYYYY he can’t get the hint.” Women loved showing me texts and emails from these betas, and I’d promptly tell them I didn’t care and to quit telling me that crap or I’d just act totally uninterested because even joining them in laughing at the shlub would just validate their ego even more. That’s why I think Roissy’s post about how betas receive more cruelty from women than they do from alphas is so on point. Women, like cats, like to toy with their victim and give it hope before putting it out of its misery.”

    The funny part is—what if youre hip to their tricks, and you tell a woman flat-out that theyre full of shit for making you wait? for some reason, this makes them really upset. as if i was supposed to just put up with their mess all the time?

    if that had been me, why i would have read her the riot act the minute she came on with that “my parents are moving” bit. and after i told her off, THEN i wouldnt text any more.

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  57. Pupu’s real-life beta texting to 51 Sara:

    No 3some for Pupu. Sara can have Jimi 2moro.

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  58. on October 11, 2008 at 1:14 pm ironrailsironweights

    Men who are too wimpy to approach women at social events are certainly too wimpy to approach prostitutes, legal or not.

    It would seem as if there’s quite a difference. Some men are reluctant to approach women at nightclubs or parties because they’re afraid of rejection. That’s not a concern with hookers.

    Peter

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  59. lol, pupu is certifiably retarded

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  60. 57 Pupu

    No 3some for Pupu. Sara can have Jimi 2moro.

    I prefer one on one’s myself. This makes more sense. Just be sure to leave some for me.

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  61. I’m not certain if there is a Roisy maxim for this or not but:

    Roissy’s Maxim #1337: Bitches don’t like to say no. They are typically too cowardly. They will do anything in their power during the course of your rejection to steer clear from saying the word or communicating in a clear and concise manner that they are not interested in you.

    all about the attention… positive or not. the need to have their beauty validated appears to be buried deep inside their little reptilian brain-boxes.

    the reader that contributed this needs a massive load of gizz placed on her face. eyes glued shut and everything…

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  62. Sara, you’re like this reverse polymath. The amount you don’t know is infinite. You might want to think about pompously correcting someone’s spelling of a name when you can’t even get the correctee’s name right.

    Oh, and since the person you call “pu pu” isn’t into your suggestion of a threesome between you, this “pu pu” person and whatever’s left of Jimi, (good choice Pupu, you’ve made the right decision), maybe you Sara should go to Alexandria and ask Pythagoras if he wants to have some fun.

    Oh wait, he’s dead too. And he was never in Alexandria. Something about the nature of time, the way it works all linear-like and shit, despite what Osho says.

    Sara, you seem to have high self-esteem, and nothing to have it about. You’re invincibly stupid. You’re too stupid to even know how stupid you are.

    Enjoy your next huckster Detox, but make sure this time you get a cranial irrigation together with your colonic.

    You are so fucking stupid. You are the stupidest person posting here. Christ, I wish you were banned.

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  63. Are there any guys who actually *like* to communicate via text message?

    Texting takes everything that’s bad about email and makes it worse.

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  64. Yeah, whoever sent you this is definitely one of those women whose Facebook status says “Oh my god, why do guys keep stalking me?” Whatever will delude her into thinking she’s the center of the universe…

    The guy reeks to high hell, but the even sicker thing is that this woman would rather have 10 desperate losers competing for her attention than have 1 high-quality guy pursue and invest in her.

    Still, it’s not our fault that these women were born with bad taste, so we shouldn’t worry about it. In fact, hearing stories like this one allows us to weed out the ones worthy and unworthy of investment.

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  65. Are there any guys who actually *like* to communicate via text message?

    Texting takes everything that’s bad about email and makes it worse.

    It’s got its advantages as well as its drawbacks. For example it makes juggling multiple women easier as you need less full-blown phone conversations to maintain contact with each woman.

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  66. Clio,

    Please tell us more about all the men who have pursued you. What happened, how far did you go, did you have some intense erotic experiences. And please give us lots of juicy details.

    PS. You are sooo hot….

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  67. 34 Czar:

    I had one girl texting me regularly during her dates, telling me how the poor sucker tried to make her drunk throughout dinner, how horny she is now, and that she will come over to my place for a protein shake as soon as he pays the bill…

    At a certain point, aren’t you, like, an accessory to evil? If girls like this could be made to call up every last one of these beta guys and apologize…

    I mean, sure, the beta guys who pay for fancy dinner dates are bringing it on themselves, but… aren’t girls who take advantage of this kind of guy, frankly, contemptible?

    BTW, who came up with the idiotic idea of a “dinner and movie” date?

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  68. 63 PatrickH

    The amount you don’t know is infinite.

    Well, at least we agree on something.

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  69. 63 PatrickH

    but make sure this time you get a cranial irrigation together with your colonic.

    I came back to read the rest of your latest diatribe. A “cranial irrigation”? Even I don’t know about that. I do know about Neural Cranial Restructuring though.

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  70. on October 12, 2008 at 4:06 am SovereignAustrailianMale

    eyecandy plus good vocal trance,

    Hey everyone… what did I miss?

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  71. on October 12, 2008 at 4:43 am SovereignAustrailianMale

    63 PatrickH @ Sara

    “despite what Osho says.”

    I remember when, about 2 months or so ago, she posted that Osho link; when the “nut” ranted on the word fuck, and how its better then God, since god is dead

    oddly enough, osho is a plagurist (sp).
    I couldnt find the link, until I did some achive retrieves, but its been utubed…

    Turns out this recording predates Osho’s one.

    Its some bigtime anouncer who reminds my of Cassy Cassem, but its the other voice over guy.

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  72. Hello?

    Are you free yet? I would still really like to hookup this weekend. You haven’t been responding to text messages. Do you miss me?

    Hello?

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  73. 72 SAM

    Welcome back! You missed absolutely nothing.

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  74. 69 Sara:

    “63 PatrickH: The amount you [Sara] don’t know is infinite.

    Well, at least we agree on something.”

    Not bad. I’ll grant you that. Some wit, some panache, a good dose of style. Not half bad at all. Maybe there’s some hope for you after all, Sara.

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  75. 75 PatrickH

    Maybe there’s some hope for you after all, Sara.

    Nah.

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  76. To the contrary, I think the lesson learnt here is, use a damn phone or meet instead of IM?

    Failing that, write how you feel using the keyboard. Body language or facial movement on a date can beat 100 sentences of perfectly spelled, manly English. 🙂

    Now explain to me what ‘alphas’ and ‘betas’ are. ‘Betas’ are losers, Alphas will lead a Happy Life ™ ?

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  77. on March 18, 2009 at 9:00 am WhiskeyTangoFoxtrot

    PatrickH

    Hmmm…I take that back. From “scathingly” to “giggle” modifies “fodder”, with “contemptuous” joining “scathingly” to modify “giggle”. I mistakenly attached “scathingly” and “contemptuous” to “fodder”, hence my confusion.

    I withdraw my criticism as well as my apothegm about concision versus clarity. Concision and clarity have both been served with the phrase in question, adequately if not exceedingly well.”

    Shut the fuck up.

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