Mash Note To Chi Cha Lounge

Dear beloved Chi Cha
this ode is for you
if your lounge was music
it would be a Bachian fugue
many a lady whore
have i lured
to the glow of your blood red boudoir
appletini-stained sofas
hookah smoke swirled above us
drinks that hurt my bank account
greasy doorman checks us out
through it all you stayed my place
where i took my ladywhores for dates
staff smiled knowingly at my whore parade
and ran bets which dates i laid
Chi Cha you set the mood right
pussy opened up in your amber light
i gave you much in drink money
and you paid me back in liquored honeys

but then you went and fucked it up
you thought you weren’t douche enough
so you had people wait in a line
when clearly no one was inside
this policy is cheese
when it’s in NYC
but here in DC
it’ll kill your revenue stream
and so i’ve noticed lately
not many patrons i see
here’s a suggestion from me
toss the pseudo-Victorian love seats
and add a Wii.

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  1. but then you went and fucked it up
    you thought you weren’t douche enough
    so you had people wait in a line
    when clearly no one was inside

    *sigh*

    an all too familiar tale. many a good spot has fucked up a good thing in the search for the almighty douche dollar. hopefully as finance is ravaged by the recession and many an i-banker loses his job and therefore his disposable bottle service income the douchitude will die down.

    a silver lining to this recession indeed.

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  2. Roissy, yes, it’s completely douchey to act all picky and exclusive as a way of fooling people into thinking you’re popular so then they’ll want you more. I can’t imagine what kind of douchebag would act like that.

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  3. “so you had people wait in a line
    when clearly no one was inside
    this policy is cheese

    it’ll kill your revenue stream”

    The economy will kill it more. I have been saying it for a while, many places between now and April will start to fold like bad hands.

    Especially the bottle service joints that catered to chumps with mulit-colored striped shirts, kenneth coles, designer jeans and spiky hair.

    When did straight guys start wearing “designer jeans” anyway?

    (I used to go to Chi Cha ten years ago. I always got comped drinks.)

    – MPM

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  4. on October 12, 2008 at 10:11 pm ironrailsironweights

    Do guys really think that paying $300 for a bottle of Goose will help them score? And does it really help?

    Peter

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  5. Is Keith really a guy or just a girl pretending to be a guy?

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  6. Fuck, Chi Cha was great. The couches were perfect for a first move. Have they seriously moved to a door policy and bottle service? Say it ain’t so.

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  7. The 25 – 39 scene really is the worst — the people most absorbed in the “see and be seen” thing, both men and women. And who are sapped of energy.

    My jacket still has body glitter on it from the cute, girly go-go dancer I hit it off very well with at the teen dance club, during her off-time. An 18 y.o. high school senior. Fucking sweet. Unless the glamorous clubs can tempt me with something at that level of doing-wrong-ness, count me out.

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  8. wait what?

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  9. I think I’m going to plan a trip to DC one of these weekends.

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  10. It was my idea to put the waiting line up. That will teach you.

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  11. on October 13, 2008 at 2:26 pm ironrailsironweights

    Sorry to change the topic, but here is something that might be of interest to readers of this site.

    Peter

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  12. Really? A line at Chi-cha? You gotta be fucking kidding me. I’m *assuming* this was a weekend thing. I always found it better during the week anyway. l pretty much eschew that crowded shit anymore.

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