Hottest Lovemaking Ever

according to a girl whose opinion I value.

Set the scene.  A man is returning home after having been away for months, maybe years, sacrificing his body in war or his comfort in third world charity work.  He is scarred from his experiences but has kept the memory of his lover close throughout his ordeal, giving him the strength and willpower to complete his mission and fulfill his duty to his principles.  All he could think about during his lonely nights that stretched into lonely weeks without end was the face of his lover.  Sweating under a hot sun and surrounded by suffering he had imagined her soft kisses and the light touch of her fingertips.  In moments of despair he visualized himself home, racing into her arms, lifting her up as her hair tumbled around them.

But now, the reality is even sweeter than his dreams.  They rush into each other, kissing until they are short of breath, grasping and clenching so tightly there isn’t a shard of daylight between their pressed bodies.  He carries her into bed, his hunger from months of forbearance suddenly released in a cataclysm of desire, his heart pounding so hard she can feel it through the sheets which have twisted into knots between them.  Overcome by his lust, she falls back and lets him soak her in.  She has never felt more feminine.  To be loved so absolutely that every worry vanishes and happiness shrouds her in serenity makes her feel almost ashamed.  They drift off in bliss.

Me, personally… I like it on top of the kitchen counter.





Comments


  1. So you’re gay now?

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  2. I think Fabio is on the cover of that book.

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  3. i am seriously thinking about writing pulp romance novels as a side hobby. it’s practically a guaranteed cash cow. i will use a female pseudonym. “Ariel von Stroekenit”.

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  4. wow, I thought the Roosh pics were gay……

    If I didn’t know you man, if I didn’t know you

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  5. …and then 15 seconds later…

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  6. Do rock stars get called gay when they write love songs and get lots of pussy?

    For what it’s worth, reading that made me cum a little in my panties. VERY HOT!!

    p.s. I have a very lovely kitchen counter if you would ever like to see it.

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  7. As a man, I’d have found the experience enhanced by the woman who was waiting for me being my wife, not merely a lover.

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  8. warnings for those with lactose intolerance are appreciated…

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  9. Just don’t let these guys see your novel:

    Smart Bitches – Example of a Review

    It will get ripped.

    Slaughtered, I tell you.

    Still, Roissy’s still written better here then a regrettable amount of writers. Some publishers will publish any trash these days, no matter the genre.

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  10. Hottest Kiss (in the past month)

    Set the scene: meet a guy at a charity event. talk until the event is over, at which point we move to the bar. an evening of witty repertoire. physical chemistry is def there. the night could lead to something, if only just some serious making out. only problem, his sister is there. and she’s staying with him for the weekend and they drove together. valet pulls up with his car. there we are, the three of us. we say goodbye. he drives away. it’s the only thing he could have done. he couldn’t let his sister drive home alone and it would have been too obvious to put her in a cab. he displays integrity and gains trust by leaving.

    there i am waiting for my car. a few minutes later my car pulls up. as i’m about to get into my car, his car pulls up behind and he bounds out, runs up to me, puts his arm about my back, pulls me in and lands a giant one on me, in front of everyone standing around. he helps me get into the car, asks ‘are you gonna be okay to drive?’ i don’t respond. he smiles, closes the door and walks away.

    perfect execution…

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  11. When I got back from my 6-month stint fighting the Good War, my girl had the right idea. Showed up at the door to my apartment in a skimpy dress without a single thing underneath. Shoes in her hand before she even knocked. Total distance from front door to coitus was perhaps 15 feet. Sure, the relationship didn’t last (probably because I didn’t, not after being locked in a tube for months) but it shows women understand men’s romance. As Mel Brooks put it, all you need to do is “wear something a little less… complicated.”

    Roissy, you need to add an email link or something here, I have no way of emailing you my shameful blog link.

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  12. jewcano – i added an email link in the about page.

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  13. months of forbearance? She didn’t seriously think that he hasn’t spanked the monkey every single day?

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