Leftie Girls Are Easy

This article about looking for love at an Obama political rally made me laugh.

 “You are likely to have similar political views, and those often cross into other things that aren’t politically affiliated,” says Colleen Kluttz, a 29-year-old TV producer who’s hitting the event tonight if work allows.

I suppose it makes intuitive sense to a politics-drenched activist like Colleen that your views on the estate tax or troop withdrawal would define who you are as a person in all areas of life, but in my experience a girl’s political opinions have zero correlation to how well we’ll get along as a lovemaking couple.  About the only time it matters is when… we’re discussing politics.

The one exception is her view on abortion, which is more religious in nature than political.  I would never bareback it with a pro-life chick.

“It [politics] will give you something to talk about. It gives you a reason to have conversations that aren’t just about yourself.”

Let me tell you, if you are discussing politics with your date, no matter how sympatico you both are, you won’t be getting laid.  The tedious, dreary world of politics engages her logical mind when you want to do exactly the opposite.  If she’s the type that can’t take a breather from braying about this or that political pet cause then she has control issues you want to avoid.

And no two people are 100% in agreement on every issue.  You spend an hour talking politics and there is bound to come up a disagreement over some by-line in the appropriations bill that kills the sexytime mood.

But what kind of guy are you going to find at an Obama rally?

“A socially conscious liberal – probably a well-dressed, well-groomed hipster,” Kluttz says.

If you want to bang this girl, your dedication to world peace won’t be enough.  You had better dress well, too.

Lindsay Schaeffer, 25, may even skip the rally for the nighttime bash.

“Look, you never meet good guys in a bar,” she reasons. “Something like this naturally weeds out the losers for you. You aren’t going to get some pickup artist at a political after-party.”

Keep telling yourself that, Lindsay.  Heh heh heh.

Every guy in the world is looking for the pickup.  Some are just more artistic in the execution than others.

One ardent Obama supporter (who declined to give his name because he works in politics) says he’ll attend both the rally and the after-party, and he doesn’t expect to be going home alone.

He’s confident for a reason.

“Let’s face it: Leftie girls are easy,” he says.

This is the conventional wisdom about leftwing girls.  When I was in college I joined both the College Democrats and the College Republicans to meet girls.  I altered or concealed my views as needed when it was personally advantageous and helped toward my goal of hooking up.  My friends and I agreed at the time with the commonly-held assumption that the Dem girls were good to go, while the Repub girls were prettier and more “well-kept”.

I learned that the conventional wisdom is onto something, but for the wrong reasons.  A lot of the leftie girls came from broken families.  Dads who vamoose make girls who are loose.  The rightie girls held out longer but when the floodgates finally opened their sexual appetites poured forth just as voraciously as their sluttier leftie sisters, if not moreso.

As for who was prettier, if I subtracted the butch lesbians from the Dem ranks and the fashion queens from the Repub ranks, I didn’t notice much daylight between the two groups of girls.  Of course, this was college, a time of life when most girls look bangable as long as they stay slim.  I think as women age the Republicans tend to stay hotter longer because of their no-nonsense fastidiousness about catering to men’s desires.





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  1. Most young people who are incredibly! passionate! and knowledgable! about politics get their info from college professors and cnn. None of us really know anything, and the people who actually do are never that polarized. For example, the more classes I take on health economics and policy, the less and less I ally with either side. The truth of the matter is that people are sort of very brainwashed.

    Furthermore, the need to have all of your political views align has nothing at all to do with politics. It has everything to do with egos. “What? You don’t agree with this belief I hold so dear? You must hate me! We will never get along!” and then tears flow…

    Women are not alone in this. My 32 year old hermit of a roommate hasn’t seen a vagina since the nineties, and yet he NEEDS to have his ‘women’ be as leftist as he is. Too bad when we get into political discussions he proves just kind of be stubborn, another unfortunate quality of a strongly polarized person.

    I’m so glad I have a good father.

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  2. “Dads who vamoose make girls who are loose”

    You are killing it on the one lines!!! Okay fess up who’s writing your material, I want that guy!

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  3. damn. excellent post.

    however, i agree with irina. most people get their politics from some one else, college professors and their parents. these are strong influences.

    on most occasions (during college at least) talking to girls about politics is a complete waste of time, they just regurgitate what they are told and have nothing to back it up and can’t even get into a decent discussion about any issues. there’s a few exceptions (my mother was apeshit for politics from a very early age), but most collegiates (and I’ll extend this to males) know nothing about politics. it just raises the annoyance factor x 10.

    Looking back on it, i’ve hooked up with considerably more ‘leftie’ girls than ‘right’, but i can’t really label them as ‘leftie’ because of the above. their politics are hollow and ill conceived and i don’t think you can truly define them as leftist.

    but as mentioned, politics have jack to do with how you interact with a person on a daily basis. of my two most serious relationships, one was on the left and one was on the right. both were great. (they were both a bit more conservative in their sexual exploits, but the sex drive on the ‘rightie’ girl was crazy; it was in overdrive.)

    anyway, politics is bull and thats tough in this here city where everyone is all about politics. but i just keep movin’ on.

    good post, roissy.

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  4. Irina, I think you meant “thank god I have a tall father”.

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  5. I once wrote a pretty right-wing piece for a college newspaper, I;m certain it cost me dates. Don’t bring up politics on a date, and if you do, make sure they’re liberal, or at least centrist. Women tend to be more ‘caring’ ‘compassionate’ etc and so tend to be more leftwing. It’s probably sexual signalling as well, like when women join charities or work in africa, they are, either unconsciously or consciously advertising their caring nature to show potential mates that they would sacrifice to raise children, which is what men want. There was a recent study on this aspect of female sexual signalling.

    As a rightwinger i’d have no problem dating a leftie. Rightwingers are practical and unprincipled, ‘whatever works’ etc. Lefties, on the other hand, as explained by Irina, tend to bring politics into everything and are insufferable bores. I probably couldn’t share an appt with that guy. Well, I could, but he couldn’t.

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  6. on September 28, 2007 at 7:08 pm Days of Broken Arrows

    This is good stuff. I can’t even comment on it or attempt to make any elaborations. Funny but truthful.

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  7. Irina makes excellent points, ideology is adopted and regurgitated. Those that think for themselves are never as polarized.

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  8. on September 28, 2007 at 8:00 pm replacementbrain

    Of course Repub-o girls are crazier in bed. They are so anal you couldn’t fit a greased BB up their asses, but as soon as you do they politely return it and ask for a bowling ball instead. All that sexual repression from their ideology leads to things like Bayou hookers, diapers, congressional pages and toe-tapping in the stall. Bring on the kink!!!

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  9. on September 28, 2007 at 8:03 pm replacementbrain

    *Although they may be monsters in the sack they make you wait, as Roissy so rightly pointed out. If you can stomach that hypocritical Ann Coulter hate venom long enough to knock the cobwebs off that, you are a stronger man than I…

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  10. Worth the wait for a “Repub-o girl”? Of course! After 6 years of this administration screwing us, it is so worth it to finally screw a Republican!

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  11. i used to go to the brooklyn howard dean meet-ups held in a hipster bar in 2004 to meet girls. but granted in uber-hip williamsburg it was all fair game.
    i used to tell people i was going to my “drunks for dean” meetings.

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  12. Here in DC, we’re treated to one political protest after another. A few years ago there was a massive pro-choice rally and a pro-life rally within a few weks of each other. Talk about a contrast between skanks and pretty girls.

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  13. Ha, this is a great post, and Irina made some great points too. I take great comfort in the fact that the vast majority of party ideologues you meet around town are usually washed up and out of here before age 30. To get anything done in this town you have to be able to play on both sides of the isle.

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  14. Great post, and great comments by Irina.

    Amen

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  15. Right wing girls don’t deserve my dillznick, but I can be persuaded to have an angry mash up with them.

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  16. wow, what an incredibly sexist debate, esp #3 and #12. i wouldn’t sleep with any of you.

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  17. “wow, what an incredibly sexist debate, esp #3 and #12. i wouldn’t sleep with any of you.”
    Yeah, that’s why I avoided talking about politics when I was in the casual sex business. In general, it takes a lot less time to get a left girl into bed (weeks, even days) than a right girl (months).

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  18. maybe she’s the one getting YOU into bed.

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  19. I went to two Democratic rallies in the ’90s, and got laid both times. I’ve never tried the alternative:
    Even if a Republican woman wanted to take me home, I wouldn’t have much interest in pleasing her.

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  20. Of COURSE lefty girls are easy. They have been fed the liberal bag o’shit for so long, many of them actually believe the shit.

    My advice to guys – if you really wanna bang ’em…play D-U-M like they are!!!! Overcompensate by creating a false interest in the latest political fad of the day (for example, when our lives are at stake in an age of terrorism, get really obsessed with gay marriage or some other political fad).

    Once you have properly intellectually prepared to be onl their level (it should take about 10 minutes at the most) you can proceed. The only thing a guy has to do is say something like ‘gee I wish the environment was better’ or ‘it’s really hot here in Miami. Maybe if the global warming wasn’t so bad, we’d all be better off’. :P) Or maybe see a street bum and the guy just says how heartless the world is, and how we were all better off with Big Billy Blowjob in the whitewhorehouse. The truly liberal chick will find these comments endearing, and if delivered without the aforementioned candor, the guy strikes a HOME RUN EVERY TIME!!!!!! In fact, if you immerse yourself in enough of their causes (become a temporary vegan while eating meals with her, joining the Peace Corps, give money to silly orgs like PETA, etc.) then you just might be able to bang them AND several of their friends, usually without each other knowing.

    Downside: as mentioned above, a lot of liberal girls are skanks, and I wouldn’t touch them with Bea Arthur’s dick, much less my own…wear the proper rain gear, and don’t go near the muffin without a Letter of Clearance from a Physician.

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  21. Big Billy Blowjob

    By the way, Bill Clinton is a prototypical alpha male, banging lots of women in their twenties, while he is decades older.

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  22. […] “If you want to bang this girl, your dedication to world peace won’t be enough.” [Roissy In DC] […]

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  23. maybe she’s the one getting YOU into bed.
    Yeah, thanl you for the compliment. Although you may not believe me , I’m a somewhat aboveaverage, athlethic looking guy, and in my late teens early twenties I also played a little bit of this notch game.

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  24. sex seems integral to every thing

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  25. Don’t flatter yourself, Gannon. Sometimes women go out looking for an easy lay just like men do. It’s not always men who are the aggressors.

    itguru3, you sound a bit skanky yourself. If you’re too good to pick up the liberal chicks, muffins, skanks or whatever childish names you want to call them, where’d you pick up all these useful tips? Give me a break, you probably haven’t had any in years and are just wanking it to pictures of Ann Coulter. Pathetic.

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  26. Lindsay rode me hard and put me away wet.

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  27. hello

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  28. Always with the two-party blinders! Expand your horizons! As Robert Anton Wilson wrote decades ago, Libertarian women are the best in bed.

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  29. wow, what an incredibly sexist debate, esp #3 and #12. i wouldn’t sleep with any of you.

    One of the many perks of being married, particularly to a hot girl, is that it’s so easy to carry oneself with a “frankly my dear, I don’t give a damn” attitude.

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  30. I once wrote a pretty right-wing piece for a college newspaper, I;m certain it cost me dates.

    Only among the more intelligent, better-informed group.

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  31. Guys, your political beliefs are (as Irina accurately called it) regurgitated when you are young. When you get a little older (yeah, I’m not in my 20s) you HAVE seen enough to not be such an ideologue, or you are somehow deficient. Watch out for people who are desperately devoted to making the world a better place: they usually don’t want to start with the people nearest and “dearest” to them, and turn out to be ridiculously selfish. That’s never good in bed.

    With that said, I still believe that one worldview is fairly evil. There is no way in hell I’m going to be talking about that with somebody I have any interest in screwing. There, I have noticed that it hardly matters what my mouth is saying, my bodylanguage is usually doing all the talking. But a man who can read both, and keep up with quick banter? That man is getting to the goal. And he’s hardly ever going to bring up politics or religion, either. Not done in the grown up circles.

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  32. You must be kidding me, right?
    I’d say many of the views in this post, and many of the comments, are about as antiquated and moronic as they come.
    Do you really think girls who are politically active give a shit about what you think of it? Especially guys who “alter or conceal views” as needed? Maybe young girls mostly “look bangable” as long as they’re slim, but I doubt many of them would stoop to bang you.
    Give me a break. Grow up.

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  33. wow realpotato, i’m unsure how what i said was ‘sexist’. it was certainly more like ‘reality’. and i did say that the political regurgitation extended to males as well; it was not exclusive to college-aged/young 20s girls.

    as for not talking about politics and religion at a date, i agree. its a bad call, but on a few of the past dates that I’ve been on, the girl has brought up one or the other. i wasn’t offended or anything, but i think both those can drive an early wedge into how things develop, and that sucks. because sometimes people can’t get over those walls they’ve built themselves. cases in point are a few of the above comments.

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  34. Nowhere in the article does the author mention women hooking up with a guy, just meeting someone with similar interests. Proving your conventional right wing morality is bullshit, as we surmised anyway.

    Unless by by leftie girl you mean your left hand?

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  35. […] Quote Of The Day From hilarious horndog <a href=http://roissy.wordpress.com/2007/09/28/leftie-girls-are-easy</a> […]

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  36. People who are passionate! about anything are more likely to have passion in all areas of their life. Of coursed, anybody who feels good about being called a Leftie probably doesn’t wear a bra or shave her legs.

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  37. welcome to dc.

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  38. Yeah, politics is always best left out of pickup.

    But seeing this is a political topic, I’m gonna make an observation about lefties. They are goddamn intolerant!!

    My views tend to be hawkish on foreign policy and somewhat libertarian on economic and social policy. Recently I got into a discussion with a leftie (guy) who got so worked up that I disagreed with him that he called me an asshole, and meant it. (He said Bush was responsible for North Korea detonating a nuclear bomb, and I disagreed.) And this is an acquaintance of mine.

    Remaining calm, I told him that was completely unnecessary. If he was going to get personal about this we don’t need to talk about this anymore. He later apologized profusely and was a bit embarrassed at his inability to control himself.

    What is up with lefties being so rabidly intolerant of any views other than their own?

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  39. Many white left wing males in my observation have serious insecurities. I think many were told from the day they were born that they are more special and smarter than other kids. etc, but defact schoolyard pecking orders when they were growing up told them otherwise. This leads many to grow up feeling angry, entitled, and kind of swindled… being that their specialness isn’t recognized by others.

    These feelings are volatile, and harden into resentments. As they reach adulthood, such liberal white men see left wing politics as path to joining the (white) elite. “That’ll show ’em” the picked-on little boy inside them says. For this kind of a leftie, politics is profoundly personal, hence the intolerance.

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  40. I focused on white men in my post on the leftist psychology because the dynamics are very different with race factored in. The black guy who loves Sharpton and hates cops may be a “leftist” in the broad sense, but within the context of his black community, he is a tribalist right winger — out for his own.

    In turn, the white leftist deals with elements of both racial treason and masochism as integral parts of his political outlook.

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  41. I think it’s dangerous to claim that college kids know nothing about politics. I study sociology and have always been quite knowledgeable about politics because it’s not terribly hard to keep up with. On top of that the idea that somehow college kids are just imprints of their professors is a little ridiculous. Anyone with the critical thinking skills necessary to be a decent student of politics has the capacity to question a professor for being intellectually dishonest.

    The more -I- learn the more leftist I become.

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  42. You just proved them right.

    The more -you- learn from where?

    I bet if your only source of information was Fox News you’d be pretty conservative. If you learn from your post-modernist professors, of course you’ll go left.

    College kids are just imprints of their professors. Most of them don’t actually have critical thinking skills, just critical regurgitation skills, which is all you really need.

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  43. “One of the many perks of being married, particularly to a hot girl, is that it’s so easy to carry oneself with a “frankly my dear, I don’t give a damn” attitude.”

    Hahahaha.

    At least one of the things in that sentence is a lie, and I can’t decide which. Between “PERKS of being married”, “to a hot girl”, or merely the concept of you being married at all, there is simply too much bullshit to dig through.

    Hahahaha.

    Perks of being married, indeed.

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  44. I think PA is describing his own childhood and projecting it on another group. Why he chose “left wing white males” is anyone’s guess, but if you replaced “white left wing males” in his post with “right-wing vegetarian lesbians” or “albino African-American quadraplegic midgets”, its all the same: just a lot of noise that pretends to come across as intelligent observation, but just comes across as unintentionally funny.

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  45. “Dads who vamoose make girls who are loose”

    What is the chain of causation here?

    Does dad leaving_cause_these girls to be more promiscuous?

    Or does a shared genetic propensity towards irresponsibility cause them to be more promiscuous?

    Or both?

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  46. Most of the guys here are pretty sociopathic player types (NB: sociopathy as in a personality trait, not the criminal type). I tend a bit in that direction, but not really. If someone’s acting retarded, I can’t pretend that they aren’t.

    That’s why it’s easier to get along with rightie girls — they rarely make everything about politics, let alone bring politics up out of nowhere. Easiest to get along with of all are those who don’t care one way or the other.

    I think this may be a recent phenomenon. Back when there was a significant sane leftie group, you could’ve talked to them (so, this is definitely pre-60s). Women involved in labor unions, let’s say. But now, leftism is mostly a lifestyle choice and set of social status signals, so every single thing must involve politics to a leftie. And whatever chance they get to broadcast their moral superiority, they’ll run with it. It is just insufferable.

    Some guys can parrot that shit right back at them, but I just get the urge to accidentally spill a drink on them just to create a diversion.

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  47. “their moral superiority”

    You tagged it there. They indeed have moral superiority. Especially over guys who are choosing between violence (“spill a drink on them”) and parroting. 🙂

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  48. Lefty girls, especially the hippie-ish ones, are less likely to shave. So that makes them just fine in my book!

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  49. There’s a very good reason why leftie girls are so “easy”: they are butt-ugly, generally don’t care about their appearance, and are pretty obnoxious. Don’t let the Hollywood sterotype fool you, liberal girls are defintely NOT hot and not “Sex in the City” types. Those are myths.

    I went to Mary Washington College, a small university about an hour south of DC, and I too attended both College Republican and Young Democrat meetings and let me tell you Republican “rightie” females are generally very religious, many of them also belong to the Baptist or Christian groups on campus. Many of these girls I guess you could consider “hot”, but there is nothing sexy about born-again relgious evangelical freaks, which let’s face it, the majorty of right-wing girls are (or heading down that track).

    Face it, fellas, the hottest chicks don’t care about politics. If you’re a lefty guy like I am and want some high-quality poontang that matches your political beliefs, my suggestion is go live in Europe (I lived in the UK) where the chicks are left-wing in their politics but are also comfortable being cute and feminine.

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  50. […] Political Harmony Posted October 1, 2007 RE: Roissy […]

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  51. Did you actually just call yourself a leftist and then use the word ‘poontang’ without irony in the same sentence? WOW.

    This is the saddest group I’ve seen in a long time. It’s like a train wreck, I almot can’t help but look. By the way, Roissy, you ARE aware that it will be relatively easy for your potential future employers and/or girlfriends to find this and discover what sort of a person you are, right?

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  52. Not lefty not righty i would say both girls are equally easy… indeed.. depends on your thining

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  53. most conservative Republican dudes actually prefer sexing up other men, why do you think all these perverts and closet gays are actually right-wing types? Republican men don’t like women, and the only reason they end up marrying women and having kids is because Judeo-Christian social norms and “tradition” dictates them to. Hence, you have millions of frustrated wives married to righty guys who are secretly boning young boys in bathroom stalls and they in turn crave some liberal penis. FACT!

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  54. World-saving is sexy. If it’s “easy” for a guy to (a) project confidence and optimism about (b) a relatively simple worldview, and (c) generally come across as the alpha male of the discussion (which doesn’t always mean talking the most!), then a lot of politically inclined women seem fairly easy. I often do well at (c), but my take on politics, economics, and human society is complex, tentative, and generally cynical, and I would much rather deconstruct any kind of activism than lead it. It’s better for me to stay away from politics and political junkie chicks, when other domains of life allow me to be confident and positive without resorting to outright fakery.

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  55. “Sometimes women go out looking for an easy lay just like men do. It’s not always men who are the aggressors.”

    Just keep repeating that to yourself, sweet-pea. When a player calls you out on it, the only way to prove him wrong will be to put out for him.

    Hence the title of the post.

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  56. Sweet pea?

    Seriously?

    Is that what passes for sexist condescension these days? Lame!

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  57. Sweet pea?

    Seriously?

    Is that what passes for sexist condescension these days? Lame!

    No, it’s code that he likes to be peed on. Where have you been?

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  58. […] 1) When it comes to politics, women are either totally dull or batshit crazy. There is no middle ground. Without fail, all of the girls I’ve known, dated, loved, and banged who were excessively interested in politics were um, weird. I don’t have enough experience with conservative chicks (not too many unmarried, single, hot ones in the not-so-great American Northeast) to form an educated opinion, but liberal girls are generally bitchy and demand total ideological agreement from their men. If you don’t have the balls to articulate why your beliefs are better, prepare to be emasculated. For instnace, while in college and prior to stumbling into the ways of the pick-up artist, I lucked into getting a girlfriend who was heavily involved in an anti-globalization group. Being the beta bitch I was, I masked my Evil Right-Wing Beliefs for the sake of having pussy, which translated into paying a markup for “fair trade” coffee and getting hyped up about spending my Saturday afternoons at anti-free trade rallies. On the plus side, leftie girls put out quickly – but you knew that already. […]

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