Scar Game

Reader Powers left the following comment:

I knew I looked my best when I broke my nose and looked like a boxer. I predict makeup that mimics scars will become popular among men.

This is a brilliant business idea. It’s true; chicks dig the scar. As long as the scar is something cool, like one caused by a knifing, instead of the pockmarked landscape of acne vulgaris.

I propose stick-on scars for the timid betas, and actual scarification shops for the impulsively brave. Ye Olde Scar Shoppe would feature a licensed thug swiping a butterfly knife just across the eyebrow ridge and halfway down the cheek, which is the perfect kind of scar to tingle ginas far and wide. You would be fully anesthetized of course, unless you want the “authentic” scarification package, where the only pain relief you are offered is a jigger of whiskey and a stick to bite down on. Sure, it’ll hurt like hell, but you’ll walk out of there feeling like a man. As blood oozes through your bandage, girls will gather round in a mass proximity IOI.

Stick-on scars could act like Mystery’s black nail polish — ready to wear for a night on the town and easily removed the next morning before heading into the office. (For a couple of weeks I tried black nail polish. One morning I neglected to completely remove it from all fingers and spent the day explaining to people I had slammed a door on my pinky. The next day it had miraculously healed.)

Some cool stick-on scar ideas:

  • Bullet holes (Not to be mistaken for laparoscopic holes.)
  • Burn marks on the arm or shoulder (Imagine the DHV potential. “Yeah, I ran into that burning house. Who wouldn’t? A baby was crying.”)
  • Cig burns (Only the baddest of badboys would dare cross the mafia.)
  • An exotic branding (You were captured by Tamil Tigers who adopted you as one of their own. During the initiation ceremony you were branded with the mark of the Shadow Order. Now you roam the earth solitary, a deadly killer with a vague memory of a long lost love.)
  • Missing tooth (“It was five against one. I held them off as long as I could so my ex [Sarah] could run for safety.”)
  • Bite marks in the shape of a great white shark’s jaws (“I punched the damn thing in the nose and fought it off, but not before he took a good chunk outta me.”)
  • Decapitation (If you can pull this off you are a bigger alpha than I.)

Scar game is a subject in which I have intimate knowledge. You see, I have a secret — most of my life I have carried with me a facial scar. I don’t talk about it much because… the memory is too painful… the wound… too deep…

Even now, years later, it’s hard for me to confront the horrible past that gave me this scar as a permanent symbol of my suffering. But the time is right for closure… (deep breath)… It’s a scar from when I was stricken with chicken pox at the age of 9.

Mmm, I can smell your pussy juices from here, ladies. The line starts at the left.





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  1. I had half the skin on my chin ripped off this summer, while attempting the manliest type of pushup (jump on the top part, touch your toes, spin, and land into another.) Told chicks that I got punched in the jaw by a thug with some brass knuckles. Got so much pussy from that dude.

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  2. I have a story in which I got a tatoo/branding thing on my neck. It worked the best when a girl I was gaming happen to overhear the story from a bunch of my friends who were talking supposedly out of their earshot (attraction was increased because I had no intention of her finding out about it and it wasn’t part of any scheme).

    However, when confronted about it, you should have seen her eyes light up when I confessed that the story was, in fact, true. I showed her the tatoo on my neck as I saw her eyes LIGHT UP with attraction. I reached down under her skirt and it revealed a SOAKING WET labia, I swear, there was moisture dripping down her thighs. I picked her up and carried her inside to the couch, where I penetrated her with my manhood, shoving her thong aside and slipping right under her skirt.

    You never saw a woman’s eyes light up with such passion.

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  3. This is brilliant. This is like a Mother Lode.
    Guys with foot long belly scars from an emergency operation re:gunshots are never without STDs of the highest quality.
    Damn. Where did you learn this? I thought only Docs working in the most vile, inner city ERs were aware of this deep-insight-regarding the female pysch.
    Impressed I am.

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  4. I got a couple listed; cig burn/face scar but all pale in comparison to the shoulder scratch scars left from a night of intensely passionate sex. Insta-DHV even though my arm is pasty.

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  5. on September 9, 2009 at 1:02 am msexceptiontotherule

    Brad, if you were really manly, you wouldn’t have bothered to go inside to screw her. Besides, if you’re here and going into detail about an encounter, I’m going to have difficulty believing you’re not just a liar.

    So.

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  6. “You were captured by Tamil Tigers who adopted you as one of their own. During the initiation ceremony you were branded with the mark of the Shadow Order. Now you roam the earth solitary, a deadly killer with a vague memory of a long lost love.”

    I have to give it up to this one.

    Genius.

    – MPM

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  7. Motivational mental image for all of you fellow soldiers. That picture above, is one of the sweetest Ive seen in a while. If I was her baby son, I’d breast feed until I was at least 7 or 8 years of age.

    (Note: there is a rumor, probably untrue, that the chick in the photo is Tim Tebow’s—a very alpha male—girlfriend)

    There used to be a soap opera in the 80’s that featured a guy with an eye-patch (think pirate) who was a kind of sex symbol to the ladies for a while. The patch apparently signalled a “dangerous” past and all that. I think a “good” faux-scar would be located just under the jawline that came up upon the cheek ever so slightly, or over an eyebrow that perhaps transected it at an angle. The man could make up whatever “fought the bad guy” story based on the girl he was gaming.

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  8. The Germans used to do exactly the thing you describe – http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mensur

    Check out that smite on Otto Skorzeny.

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  9. aoefe- “No, I am not examining it on zoom or 125% or whatever.”

    Haha

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  10. A few months back during a disagreement with my 4 year old I got whacked on the head with a rolling pin (don’t ask) – this caused my eyebrow to split open a blood to gush. Had to go to the ER and get stiched up – 5 stiches. They covered it up with a plaster and sent me on my way.

    Over the next few days I got bruised around my eye and could not believe the looks I was getting from women – unfortunately I had custody of my daughter that week so couldn’t run any game but it was shocking. I had women at work tell me I looked so cool.

    You can see a picture here: http://www.facebook.com/photo.php?pid=30193725&l=7d93d63006&id=1017595311

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  11. on September 9, 2009 at 2:19 am HUNGRY HUNGRY HIPPOS YO

    What’s next? Thuggery/Selling Drugs/Beating people up game? Oh wait…fuck…

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  12. Gee, was there a hint of sarcasm emerging down the list of fake injuries? I s’pose having a injury is akin to scraching your crotch in front of women. It’s one thing to scratch your crotch as a sign of confidence, it’s another if it looks as though you have crabs. It’s one thing to have scars that show you’re not afraid to stand up for yourself and fight, it another thing if it seems as though others are using you for soccer practic or you seem to have a thing for self-harm (or you are really clumsy). Once again if you have ball-bearing speaking confidence or spineless spluttering conservation while ‘scars’ peel off and fall in your soup will tell a women what type of Man/’man’ you are.

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  13. I’ve got a few scars on my face, and I always used them as an excuse for not getting a tattoo. I’d say “why get a tattoo when I already have scars?”

    Honestly, I try to hide or minimize them. I’ve felt self-conscious about the mildly broken nose and busted lip since I got them by being a dumb young punk with a short fuse.

    I did, however, know a guy who got a scar from a chainsaw bounce (if you’ve ever seen guys cut logs, they go real easy into them for a reason) that ripped a big line across his face. It made him look pretty badass.

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  14. I spent about a dozen years with a severely screwed up nose from hockey, and chipped teeth from playing hockey without a helmet or facemask. But I got those fixed – I literally had to get the nose fixed – I didn’t have much of a choice. I don’t think it looked good at all when it was screwed up – it didn’t look tough. In fact I think it hurt my appearance a lot but overall i’m good looking otherwise so it didn’t end my dating appeal but it certainly didn’t help it. It was way worse than Owen Wilson’s face by a wide margin.

    I also have a ‘scope scar’ from an M1 rifle and two other facial scars – one from a fight in hockey and another from playing football and running into a rose bush while running a passing route. But those scars are fading and they aren’t obvious anymore.

    I have a classic “pretty boy” cute face otherwise. I don’t think scars help with those.

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  15. Horse Game

    Check this out !! its amazing – there’s Negs, DHV, IOI’s, active disinterest, body poistioning, kino escalation, compliance testing, comfort building, etc etc – its all there in the

    it just goes to show how deep and instinctive game is!!! – it cannot be resisted – I even do this in my investigations, the perps always want to talk after a while!

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  16. Scar game is backed up by evolutionary psychology. According to Geoffrey Miller’s latest book Spent, scarification, tattooing, and even “cutting” behavior among modern teenagers can be explained as conspicuous displays of immune system strength. This is fairly common across cultures, and especially in areas with high parasite loads, where surviving lots of wounds credibly shows your health is really strong.

    Interestingly, in developed countries where we have less to fear from parasites, infectious memes serve the same purpose, according to Miller. That’s why people expose themselves to things like death metal, David Lynch, Chuck Palahniuk and other dark memes that can drive them crazy if their antipsychosis defenses are weak. Psychedelic drugs supposedly serve the same purpose.

    I don’t like death metal, but I used to be a psychonaut. After all those trips on LSD, mescaline, shrooms, DMT and so on I am still sane. After going to a guest lecture by Miller and reading his book, I now know that I was engaging in conspicuous displays of openness as a guarantee for my mental health. These are types of handicap game, I guess. Apart from game I have no use for the entheogens anymore because, as Alan Watts said, “When you get the message, hang up the phone.”

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  17. on September 9, 2009 at 5:30 am Cannon's Canon

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  18. on September 9, 2009 at 5:42 am Cannon's Canon

    that audio is muffled for some reason, but this guy kicks the same scar game well too, removed from context

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  19. Benign scars provide good openers. Maimed ears or gaunt scars across the face are usually avoided in polite conversation. I have a horseshoe shaped scar from the hot end of a cigarette lighter on my inner forearm . girls often ask me what it is…i usually tell them its a scar from a rattlesnake bite. convo flows from there.

    but this is differe nt fro m “tough guy” sc ars. those follow the “handicap principle”

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Handicap_principle

    whereas Game can be contrived and status can be fibbed about, scars and such (unless his business pans out) are physical evidence of toughness and more importantly *survival* through those tribulations

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  20. I got scarred on the face at age 19 in a fight protecting a woman at a bar from a harrasser. He grabbed my long hair and kicked me with a steel boot.

    Result?

    I have been getting buzz cuts ever since. Women like really short hair better.

    The scar adds character. I will never get rid of it.

    Now…guys…Please get all this on Twitter!…please…make your Twitter posts relevant like your blog posts. Link to the blog posts from Twitter at least. Just as important…follow 2000 people. Start with everyone who posts about libertarianism and feminism.

    Include hashtags in your posts like #tcot for conservatives and #sgp for Republican female “strong women”.

    If 20 of us were posting and crossposting (repeating each other’s tweets), we would dominate US politics quickly.

    I know what I am talking about here. Please get on Twitter, post relevantly and follow 2000 people.

    After a month, delete those who do not follow back.

    Use a program to learn who unfollows you. If it is a US senator and you did not deserve the unfollow, let the rest of us know and we will CALL that senator to find out why they unfollowed a men’s rights advocate.

    Twitter is a whole new medium. A Twitter page is like a newspaper. You need to post good content often and get a circulation to be influential.

    Blogs on the web are not so important because you cannot interfere with a US Senator’s message here. He or she can ignore this blog.

    But on Twitter you can have 20 people ridiculing US Senator Lisa Murkowski and she and her aides will have to do damage control because she will be showing up under hashtags and in real time search.

    On the web, if you saY something about a US Senator being a traitor to men, it gets Google results way below the Wikipedia article for that politician, which will be controlled by his or her staff.

    On Twitter, the last thing someone said about a US politician is what comes up first in a search. They have to work harder to do damage control.

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  21. This “proximity IOI” thing could be a cue for another great business idea.

    You know that motion tracker from Aliens? How about the same thing for chicks

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  22. Gary Stretch in the film Dead Man’s Shoes has a really cool scar just above his eye. I watched the film last night and noticed how bad ass he looked.
    I have one like it but not as cool or noticeable.

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  23. on September 9, 2009 at 7:09 am Cannon's Canon

    i noticed scarring game in play last month at the “g.i. joe” movie… the roethlisberger-looking lead rocked a big-ass facial tat… a flick written for tweens, no less!

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  24. on September 9, 2009 at 7:16 am Cannon's Canon

    ribery drinking in the same club as c.ronaldo… and then g manifesto walks in… who swoops hardest??

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  25. Chicks dig the pirate look too.

    1) Gold teeth

    2) Large earring

    3) Lotsa facial hair

    4) Bandana

    5) Eyepatch

    6) Peg leg

    7) Hook arm

    8) Well-trained parrot on your shoulder.

    9) Nice, but not excessive tan.

    10) Skull+bones tattoo and a knife-made facial scar.

    You’re mysterious, macho, adventurous and savage.

    And before you know it, it’s Christmas. Why?

    The ginas will walk the plank, and before making the splash, croon out the carol:
    Tingle hell, tingle hell, tingle all the way
    Oh what fun it is to ride a pirate cock today, hey!

    YARR! YO HO HO AND A MOUTHFUL OF COCK!

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  26. A missing tooth just makes you look like a prole. When do you ever see that in this country except on the lowest type of person?

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  27. Scars are cool, except they have to be off-center one way or another. No bilteral symmetry. So nothing in the middle of your forehead, no vertical heart-surgery scar on your sternum.

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  28. Also, to all you Emos out there, no cutting scars. Noting is more o m e g a than cutting. People aren’t dumb and they’ll know it’s a “listen to The Cure” scar, not a “knife-fight in a Texas” bar scar.

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  29. Interesting discussion, and Arpie’s point about tats and the like definitely informs the whole state of our times.

    Its hard to imagine such a discussion taking place among Brothas. For obvious reasons, in the main. For us it ain’t nothing to get scars from all kinds of stuff-gunshots, knives, motorcycle accidents, etc. I’ve been shot at several times, survived a knifing attempt, and walked away from several motorcycle slides/crashes. And that’s not including the times when I’ve been in car crashes. Knock on wood.

    Michael K. Williams, who portrays Omar Little on The Wire, has a very distinctive scar running the entire length of his face. According to his bio, it was the result of a fight/mugging attempt he was involved in back in his days as a fashion model. He says that he got MORE work as a direct result of the scar than previously. Even though he portrayed an openly gay character my understanding is that he has droves of female fans.

    Anyway, I do think its kinda sad that guys have to fake scars in order to appeal to Women. What does that say about our current society?

    Hmm…

    The Obsidian

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  30. on September 9, 2009 at 9:39 am the_alpha_male

    Hopefully the UFC will continue to rise in popularity.

    Maybe my cauliflower ears will be a chick magnet.

    But the number of douches now attracted to the sport is sickening.

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  31. Great stuff.

    (does a scar running up the back of the head count?)

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  32. You pussies…I’m running Pirate Game — that’s right, put one eye out.

    Pirates get the uber-sexy bitches.

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  33. I can’t see what I’m supposed to be looking at in that photo. However you don’t want to have a South Park freudian slip and call it “chicken herpes”. “I meant chicken pox! POXXX!”

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  34. What of the idea to post conversations from a hidden recorder? That sounded fun.

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  35. Tina Fey
    is fucking alpha

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  36. on September 9, 2009 at 10:19 am ironrailsironweights

    Here’s a tattoo idea.

    Peter

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  37. You can fake an old one by plucking your eyebrows in a diagonal as well? Not sure how much of a DHV that is. Google for make-up tips on how to sport a fake scar with make-up.

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  38. Whatever happened to July/August Beta of the month?

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  39. cute curly haired brunette

    That description would take a whole new meaning if asked of Peter

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  40. Umm..I’d avoid the fake missing tooth idea. That’s not attractive no matter what the back story is.

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  41. Only Zahpoid B. could pull off decapitation game.

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  42. This is a pretty funny post though. Although, I do have a facial scar, I wonder if that’s what put me over the top. Now I know that when girls ask about it, there has to be a flip answer, slyly hinting at danger…

    (Aoefe, I think our boy has highlights. That relationship of his is nesting)

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  43. I had chickenpox scars on my nose , I never thought circular pock scars were attractive, so i got one of the best plastic surgeons (the guy who worked on Hollyfield’s chewed up ear) to excise them , now they look like mini knife scars..

    Also I’m of tamil origin but never used the tamil tigers in any of my DHV stories, infact i dont talk about my tamil heritage..I’ve noticed that most white chicks dont seem to care but most South asian women look down on men from the south unless they are very very goodlooking..just an observation.

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  44. on September 9, 2009 at 11:53 am ironrailsironweights

    cute curly haired brunette

    That description would take a whole new meaning if asked of Peter

    “So, Peter, did she have a cute face?”
    “I didn’t notice.”

    Peter

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  45. Off topic, but doing some research on wolves I noticed that beta Matthew Yglesias recently posted some half-informed thoughts about alpha-male wolves…

    http://yglesias.thinkprogress.org/archives/2009/08/against-the-alpha-male.php

    Conor agrees!

    http://theamericanscene.com/2009/08/11/alpha-males-exist-only-in-contrived-situations

    The beginning of this video shows some wolf bitches shit-testing an outsider male who is applying for the role of alpha male of their pack:

    I keep this courtship ritual in mind when getting shit-tested myself.

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  46. Couple years ago I was at a shooting range doing target practice, and was using the el-cheapo safety glasses provided by the range. On my 2nd or 3rd clip, I fired a shot and the Glock ejected the casing in a perfect arc, upwards and backwards and INTO the top part of my goggles, which was open, where it landed directly below my right eye, cradled by the bottom of the glasses frame, searing my flesh. My immediate impulse was to just freaking yank off my goggles, but since I had it drilled into me to always control the firearm when loaded and ready, I had to stifle that impulse while I deliberately set the gun down before doing so. In that time I ended up with a nice welt that turned into a pseudo-scar that lasted a couple weeks.

    I looked like Lisa Left Eye Lopez for a while.

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  47. my scars are all psychological

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  48. “my scars are all psychological”

    Tell me more. I am a certified Psychiatrist. You can trust Dr. G.

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  49. O-Face

    … i dont talk about my tamil heritage..I’ve noticed that most white chicks dont seem to care

    Chicks don’t care: Most chicks – period – don’t read. They think “Tamil Tiger” is a new shade of Versace lipstick.

    but most South asian women look down on men …unless they are very very goodlooking

    Dude.
    There’s this one blog
    you gotta read.

    SRSLY

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  50. Whoa

    are you the blondish guy I saw in Columbia Mall the other day with the cute curly haired brunette?

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  51. I recall some 18th century writer commenting how women at the time fell for guys with sabre scars–scars as a result of dueling with sabres. The commenter went on to say that men at the time sought the right balance: A sabre fight that resulted in a cool facial scar but that didn’t go so far as to result in the the loss of an entire arm or something.

    The more times change, the more they stay the same.

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  52. It’s called a schmiss [sp]

    nowadays,
    German boys
    spend their time
    protesting wetland development

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  53. Arapagus:
    How was your DMT trip like?

    Mines changed my entire outlook on reality as we know it.

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  54. Patch:

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  55. Are we talking about DMT? It felt like a very clean experience to me, in that there weren’t any terrible after effects. Amazing visuals. One guy who was taking it seemed to be going through some out of body experience a la K.

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  56. sofia: i had the same thing happen to me (outer body experience). its kind of weird to say this but for some reason thats what i believe happens when you do die.

    DMT can’t mentally fuck you up. because its produced everytime you sleep (dreaming) and when your first born. now supposedly the pineal gland of the brain (where DMT is made) is the very first thing that is made when your born.

    so when one dies i suppose thats the first thing to empty out which is why people have “near death experiences” with light and all that.

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  57. do mental scars count? because tjf has a boatload.

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  58. as to scars, they’re also peacocking/ice breaker. I have one on my chin andsome on my hands and a chick hitting on me will often use them as an opener.

    witness the classic soap opera trope of the the Man with the Eye Patch. The Simpson’s mocked this once when Moe got pretty and became a soap star.

    And now I will light myself on fire for knowing that.

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  59. Yeah, I’ve heard as much, but I was too apprehensive to take a strong dose: I didn’t want to talk to the machine elves. The first medium dose I took lasted long enough and with good visuals, so I sustained that dose throughout my usage. Good either way.

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  60. Arapagus, re LSD, shrooms, etc.:

    Have you considered whether the (heavy) use of hallucinogens may have impacted your game skillz? I only ask because I also took a fair amount of those sorts of drugs (acid, mushrooms, X) until I was about 26, along with smoking pot (which has mildly hallucinogenic properties along with the more familiar ones) fairly regularly for years after that.

    I had a fairly serious girlfriend for most of college/grad school, who I’d wooed before I discovered the awesome world of hallucinogenic drugs. When said girlfriend and I split up, I continued my same drug-taking ways, and barely got laid at all. After school, I dated this older woman (I was 25, she was 31) for a while, but that was the only tail I got. (She was a bit of a boozer too, so it didn’t matter as much.)

    My point is…it took me a while to figure out, but I think it’s true, that hallucinogens and weed are more likely to hurt game and the “pick up” more than help it. The anxiety, de-realization, and sensory/perception fireworks going on in the brain doesn’t really help one scam chicks. I found that once I stopped the hard stuff, minimized the weed and upped the booze quotient, I did better with women.

    Weed might make you relaxed, but it also makes you a bit lazy, and game is actual work. Booze might make you sloppy, but you’re also more impulsive/aggressive, which, if played right, can result in the coveted gina tingle (see: dark triad).

    I found in my late 20s and early 30s that, for me at least, it’s best to try to game chicks either sober or slightly drunk, but once I have them in orbit, moving to weed is no biggie.

    Just wondering if you’ve thought of that angle before in trying to analyze the lady situation.

    PS – I definitely hear you re “When you get the message, hang up the phone.” I heard it, and I’m done! 🙂

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  61. missing tooth says poor hygiene, not bad ass alpha.

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  62. Pupu has a scar from chickenpox on her forehead. The small dot is not very impressive. Terrific scars must be long and cutting across something important (the chin, the lips, the eyebrow, the hand) but without ruining it. They have to be well seasoned too and show enough wear and tear. Above all, you have to have a good story about how you got the scar in the first place, and it should almost never be about what had really happened. Should you have any trouble coming up with a good story, consult Tom Sawyer and Huck Finn.

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  63. pupu should disguise
    miny forehead scar
    with red dot

    and then apply for
    USA fast-track
    immigration

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  64. Firepower..What/whose blog?

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  65. Hey guys,

    What are the guidelines for eye contact when walking past someone in a university setting?

    A wealth of good karma is in store for anyone who can give me a definitive answer to this question.

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  66. Arpagus,

    “Interestingly, in developed countries where we have less to fear from parasites, infectious memes serve the same purpose, according to Miller. That’s why people expose themselves to things like death metal, David Lynch, Chuck Palahniuk and other dark memes that can drive them crazy if their antipsychosis defenses are weak. Psychedelic drugs supposedly serve the same purpose.”

    As a die hard fan of David Lynch (I’ve met him before) and user of psychedelic drugs, this idea is absolutely fascinating to me, and somewhat disconcerting. I will be sure to check out this book.

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  67. on September 9, 2009 at 2:44 pm Dr. Grzlickson

    Guidelines for eye contact? Seriously?

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  68. Firpower,

    Pupu has been slow-tracked into the country. The deed is done and many scars were left along the way. Now this country has no choice but to shelter a scarred woman:-(

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  69. “missing tooth says poor hygiene, not bad ass alpha.”

    —and oiled up, self-tanner gym muscles with barbed wire tatoos say douchebag, not bad ass alpha as well.

    But both get laid by hotties.

    that’s why we have websites called hotchickswithdouchebags.com

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  70. My men have GOT to have teeth…call me picky.

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  71. on September 9, 2009 at 3:31 pm 54-Year-Old-Virgin

    Didnt the Tamil Tigers just get beat? I gues the chick wouldnt know that.

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  72. BTW does anyone find Padam laxmis scar on her arm sexy? Ive never been with women who had big scars, moles or too many freckles (like Lohan)..I wonder how the role reversal works..do men find scars on women sexy?

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  73. aoefe, don’t lie. If Sean Connery were missing a few in front and threw you down on the bed, you’d purr like a kitten.

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  74. Ice hockey players get a ton of pussy.

    A lot of them have some pretty nasty looking scars and missing teeth.

    Granted the fame and money might be confounding factors.

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  75. I’m in the military. Anybody got any ideas about uniform game? I bet a battlescar would be great for military game.

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  76. ….”immune system strength. ”

    There seems something afoul when I hear EP’s talk about some trait being a proxy for immune system strength. Is the evolutionary pressure for this as high as they suppose. I suspect it would contribute substantially to evolutionary pressure in the very recent era of intensive agriculture but before then(i.e. when most human evolution occurred) I doubt that the variations of immune system performance as modulated by testosterone, etc… were significant enough to really make a difference.

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  77. on September 9, 2009 at 6:14 pm I am Jack's broken heart

    and I could just punch you in the face a few times

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  78. “I’m in the military. Anybody got any ideas about uniform game? I bet a battlescar would be great for military game.”

    Ask her if she’d like to experience a ‘dishonorable discharge’.

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  79. OM, the thing about Uniforms is they are polarizing, but that’s the essence of game.

    I know lots of girls with Man In Unifrom Syndrome, even liberal chicks in NYC. They see a military or cop uniform and they get wet.

    Of course, I know lots of left wing monstrosities who insist they hate the military and cops and are disgusted by pigs, so be careful. But also remember the old French line: there is a thin line between love and hate.

    Many of the military haters are secretly turned on by the idea of an agressive, protector male in uniform, they just have been conditioned by feminism to proclaim they hate it. Knock her down with cocky game, but don’t delve into politics unless you’re a deep thinker on the subject. Just deflect criticism of Iraq/Afghanistan with “I am there to help their democracy and protect our nation while helping them fight local warlords who suppress women” or some shit you believe in.

    And they buy all the drinks. You’re on military pay, remember.

    And a military uniform is like G’s suit: it only works if you own it.

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  80. Years ago I cut up my arms on a really bad shroom trip. Hasn’t stopped me from getting laid, but the long shirts help. Somehow I don’t think it’s cool to show these off.

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  81. Perhaps you should establish some sort of metric or index that describes the preference of a woman to die by a rogue’s blade rather than be saved by a knight’s courage.

    The drama factor is higher in the first instance.

    Your friend’s intervention was alpha, and yet beta at the same time.

    Perhaps he could have given her the tingle if he had intervened because he wanted to abuse her himself.

    “Get away from her! You hit women like a sissy! Let me show you how to do it you pansy!”

    Never know.

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  82. what do you think of this ? Hit man game ?

    CHICAGO (AFP) – A US robber who went back to the scene of the crime to ask his victim out on a date was arrested after the woman chatted with him while her cousin called police.
    Diana Martinez was parked in front of her Columbus, Ohio, apartment when three men pointed a gun at her head and stole her purse and her friend’s wallet, local media report.
    Martinez screamed and hit one of the men with her car door. They fled when a nearby neighbor threatened them.
    But less than an hour later, Martinez spotted one of the men leaning against a banister overlooking the parking lot.
    “He asked if I had a boyfriend,” Diana Martinez told 10TV News.
    Then he asked her out.
    “We are not exactly sure what he was thinking at the time,” said Columbus police Sgt. Sean Laird.
    Stephfon Bennett, 20, was charged with aggravated robbery, the station reported. The other two men remain at large.

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  83. aw, I think R’s smoochie woo said his scar was sexy wexy

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  84. O-Face,

    do men find scars on women sexy?

    I was effectively branded by sitting on my hair straightener, and it left a large “V” shaped mark, since receded into a something resembling a check-mark or an asteroid. My boyfriend at the time was really into it, and the guy I dated after him likewise had a weird fixation with it.

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  85. Dangers of Scar game: being associated with emos .

    askjoe: LOL. You don’t mean our cutesie wootsie woissy pie?! Never!

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  86. on September 10, 2009 at 12:55 am gunslingergregi

    ””””””’Even now, years later, it’s hard for me to confront the horrible past that gave me this scar as a permanent symbol of my suffering. But the time is right for closure… (deep breath)… It’s a scar from when I was stricken with chicken pox at the age of 9.

    Mmm, I can smell your pussy juices from here, ladies. The line starts at the left.
    ”””””””””’

    Laughing at that just left a fucking scar. Ahhhhhhhhhhhhh

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  87. on September 10, 2009 at 12:53 am gunslingergregi

    ””””””’Some cool stick-on scar ideas:

    Bullet holes (Not to be mistaken for laparoscopic holes.)”””””””’

    I have 4 laproscopic holes now. I just won’t say anything and woman will assume bullet holes maybe. he he he

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  88. This chap pulled off self-decapitation as demonstration of alphaness

    http://www.darwinawards.com/darwin/darwin1996-07.html

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  89. So after a grisly bicycle accident I took a few photos of my head and put them online here:

    a tip for bicyclists

    General consensus is this one is the hottest:
    bloody

    When I was taking these I wasn’t thinking “Damn I look hot” so I was genuinely surprised when girls started saying I looked sexy in them. But it didn’t take me long to get hip. Unfortunately these wounds didn’t leave much in the way of visible scarring, but telling the story and following it up by showing the photos has proven to be a valuable tactic.

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  90. on September 10, 2009 at 8:07 am gunslingergregi

    omfg that hurt I’m not looking at the link I refuse to look at the link

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  91. on September 10, 2009 at 8:12 am gunslingergregi

    I had to go drink some bar and chain oil to quit laughing at that one you fucker lol

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  92. Yeah… I’ll have to pass on all of that.

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  93. pupu confessed:

    Firpower,

    Pupu has been slow-tracked into the country. The deed is done and many scars were left along the way. Now this country has no choice but to shelter a scarred woman:-(

    i’m sure you’ll find some
    nice American boy to
    lick your wounds

    best wishes,
    furpower

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  94. forgot to mention re my prior post idea – be sure to tell her there’s still pieces of the shrapnel inside that they couldn’t get out, and sometimes you set off metal detectors at the airport. HOT.

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  95. ”””””PA
    Also, to all you Emos out there, no cutting scars. Noting is more o m e g a than cutting. People aren’t dumb and they’ll know it’s a “listen to The Cure” scar, not a “knife-fight in a Texas” bar scar.
    ””””””””””

    I have a knife fight scar true story. Only defensive wound on the arm though (:

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  96. on September 11, 2009 at 7:06 am msexceptiontotherule

    yeah, scars anywhere on the forearm that even hint at possibly being due to “being a threat to yourself or others” would indicate someone doesn’t think they have anything to offer, and if that’s the case, why would anyone else? They may want to check out the options possible with the anorexic chicks, or bulimic ones if it’s difficult identifying the former (chicks who make themselves vomit will usually smell like they’ve been doing it. Good for i.d.-ing.)

    Oh, and no scars that look like you’re missing a kidney. You might be disqualified because you don’t have one to spare in case the woman is in a horrible accident at some point down the road when you and she are having the long term relationship she’s imagining having with you after the first 10 minutes since you met – she might need one, and if you seem like you won’t be able to provide for the very unlikely chance of needing a kidney transplant (who cares about whether he’s a compatible donor, I want to know he has one he would give to me selflessly if I were going to die without a new kidney!) she may go with some other guy that can give her something besides a good plowing.

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  97. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mensur

    “Modern academic fencing, the “mensur,” is neither a duel nor a sport. It is a traditional way of training and educating character and personality; thus, in a mensur bout, there is neither winner nor loser. In comparison to sport fencing, the participants stand their ground at a fixed distance. At the beginning of the tradition, duelers wore only their normal clothing (as duels sometimes would arise spontaneously) or light-cloth armor on arm, torso, and throat. In recent years, fencers are protected by a chain mail shirt, chain mail gauntlets, padding on the throat and right arm, and steel goggles with a nose guard. They fence at arm’s length and stand more or less in one place, while attempting to hit the unprotected areas of their opponent’s face and head. Flinching or dodging is not allowed, the goal being less to avoid injury than to endure it stoically”.

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  98. MNL:

    I recall some 18th century writer commenting how women at the time fell for guys with sabre scars–scars as a result of dueling with sabres. The commenter went on to say that men at the time sought the right balance: A sabre fight that resulted in a cool facial scar but that didn’t go so far as to result in the the loss of an entire arm or something.

    I recall a Mark Twain travel book, possibly “A Tramp Abroad”, that described this tradition among German university students in the 1800s. It was a mark of honor to get a decent scar from dueling, and the most assertive and alpha among them sought it out deliberately.

    [grrr at formatting]

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  99. lurker:
    “missing tooth says poor hygiene, not bad ass alpha.”

    —and oiled up, self-tanner gym muscles with barbed wire tatoos say douchebag, not bad ass alpha as well.

    But both get laid by hotties.

    that’s why we have websites called hotchickswithdouchebags.com

    Apart from women being attracted to dominant alpha behavior in general douchebag or not, I’ve always thought that there were just as many female douchebags as male, and like attracts like.

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  100. Chapters five through seven of Twain’s “A Tramp Abroad” describe the German students’ dueling-ground and their constant combats for status as well as scar game:

    It is also said that the student is glad to get wounds in the face, because the scars they leave will show so well there; and it is also said that these face wounds are so prized that youths have even been known to pull them apart from time to time and put red wine in them to make them heal badly and leave as ugly a scar as possible. It does not look reasonable, but it is roundly asserted and maintained, nevertheless; I am sure of one thing–scars are plenty enough in Germany, among the young men; and very grim ones they are, too. They crisscross the face in angry red welts, and are permanent and ineffaceable. Some of these scars are of a very strange and dreadful aspect; and the effect is striking when several such accent the milder ones, which form a city map on a man’s face…

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  101. I’ll take Deutsch.

    On their foundation of schmiss, their land is one of the top economies in spite of being rubble-ized, while Twain’s self-righteous commentary propagates into

    a Missouri rife
    with urban
    shitholes

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