The SWPL Network

I saw The Social Network aka The Asperger’s Wing and thought it was a superficially entertaining dialogorrhea fest that’s supposed to make credentialed class yuppies and SWPLs inwardly gloat that their brains are quick enough to follow the zipadeedooda banter. The theeeeatre was a packed house; looking around, the crowd reminded me of the people who went to go see Jodie Foster’s IQ mash note Little Man Tate. Same faces, same age bracket, same preternatural glow of self-satisfied superiority.

Which got me thinking… why did this thin psychological slice of Zuckerberg’s inner sanctum (Hey! A hot chick’s rejection spurs him to achieve great things!) generate such buzz among the suckup credentialati? (Judging by Zuckernerd’s bland Asian girlfriend, he doesn’t seem like a larger-than-life figure upon whom to base an entire plotline.)

This movie says a lot more about the audience demo giving it accolades than it does about a handful of socially retarded code monkeys who hit it big in the internet glory days. The fact is, SWPLs are enamored of genetic genius and creativity… not ambition, not fortitude, not conscientiousness or discipline… IQ and CQ. The whole lot of them has Harvard envy, and they watch dramatized movies about their IQ superiors with equal parts schadenfreude and admiration. They’ve got a hard-on for good breeding, even if they’d never admit it.

Jesse Eisenberg is not a good actor. The guy who played the Winklevii was good. I was hoping the movie… excuse me, film… would take a wild twist where the Winklevii tag teamed Zuckerberg in a back alley. Rashida Jones is eminently bangable. Justin Timberlake has an annoying face.





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  1. These SWPL movies also always seem to involve locations and or times where there are absolutely nothing but other white people.

    Which seems to make their movies seem more and more out of place as America gets browner.

    So the settings tend to go abroad or back in time.

    I haven’t seem this movie, but I suspect this Asian chick was pretty much the only non-white you’d see.

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  2. on October 11, 2010 at 6:09 pm Dr. Kenneth Noisewater

    Rashida Jones is eminently bangable.

    So was her mom (Peggy Lipton), back in the day.

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  3. Wake up white man…

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  4. Hater

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  5. what does SWPL stand for?

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  6. “They’ve got a hard-on for good breeding, even if they’d never admit it.”

    Yep, they SWPL crowd has never been able to shake its enamoration with eugenics and manifest destiny.

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  7. women just don’t get genius they think its something that they can just fuck and bread into their kids. but its not is it? its more like a cup, life will pour the water to make a genius if life pours piss into the cup you get a dork, if a woman(mother included) pokes your cup with her fingernail you get a street bum that likes philosophy and can solve a cross-puzzle fast.

    what exactly is so cool about Zuckerberg? he is more lucky then smart in my eyes. if he is so successful at making a site why is he not successful at anything else???????

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  8. when it ended i thought, that was it? weeaaaaakkk storyline. though it looked nice

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  9. Zuckerberg is a poster child for the super bitter beta wussy. I’d love to have his money, but it just wouldn’t be worth it to live life like such a whiny wimp.

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  10. Eaglem just tried to assert the Blank Slate theory, but I bet he doesn’t actually believe it or practice the logical conclusions of it consistently himself.

    Nobody does.

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  11. Bitter. Just bitter.

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  12. Rashida Jones is definitely bangable. It’s funny her father is black as night, but she doesn’t look like the typical mullato. She definetly passed as white when I first took notice of her in The Office.

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  13. I think you should do a review of The Little Mermaid. “Flounder” has got to be one of the biggest beta orbiters in cinematic history.

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  14. SWPL is a person who fits the general description of white person as described on the blog Stuff White People Like. (check the links of interest sidebar) An SWPL is generally liberal and has no unique opinions but instead follows the herd of other SWPLs not because they believe in it, but because it is approved by other SWPLs.

    Oh, and Roissy no likey SWPLs. They put his panties in a wad.

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  15. Is Zuckerberg a beta or an omega?

    [Editor: He is a reluctant alpha. A billion plus dollars will do that to a guy. So far, though, he hasn’t cashed in his alpha chips.]

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  16. I would bang Rashida Jones… I would bang her so good… so so good. And then I’d get her daddy Quincy to compose the soundtrack to my bang. He’d know how to make that shit super nice.

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  17. M Eazy: Google search it you lazy fuck.
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    Otherwise, fantastic observation. Kinda reminded me of the groupies that followed that annoying as sack Gilmore Girls yenta shit.

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  18. Speaking of Social Network, get a load of Aaron Sorkin’s apologetic post for his purportedly “misogyinist” portrayal of women in the movie on Ken Levine’s blog: http://kenlevine.blogspot.com/2010/10/aaron-sorkin-responds-to-commenter-in.html

    When a guy of Sorkin’s stature is reduced to feeling compelled to respond to some regular broad commenting on a blog, you know that the standing of guys in the United States is incredibly low.

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  19. on October 11, 2010 at 7:05 pm Ascending Alpha

    Everyone I know is either desperately trying to go see Social Network or heaping enormous amounts of praise on this movie.

    I don’t get it, it looks like it might be ok but I would dream of wasting $10 bucks on the life of Zuckerberg. Maybe I’ll torrent it or wait for it to go to netflix.

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  20. Zuckerberg creating that Web site comparing women to animals and then each other was one of the best parts of the movie, in addition to being true.

    Man, Sorkin is fuckin’ pathetic.

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  21. Dude, just noticed the Deerhunter comment. They’re playing tomorrow (tuesday) at 930 Club; their live shows kick their albums’ asses.

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  22. There’s an interesting Bloggingheads on Zuckerberg–

    http://bloggingheads.tv/diavlogs/31377

    It seems the basic premise of the movie is fictional, as I understand it, that Zuckerberg founds Facebook because he’s romantically jilted.

    Imagine Zuckerberg, as turn-about, financed a fictionalized movie about Hollywood with a prominent, fictionalized Aaron Sorkin doing all sorts of made-up embarrassing stuff like voting Republican and marrying his dog and regularly pooping is pants.

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  23. The fact is, SWPLs are enamored of genetic genius and creativity

    If I’m equivalently enamored of something, it’s good looks and heroic struggle.

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  24. God I fucking hate Facebook.
    Still, he’s the world’s youngest billionaire, cashing in on everyone handing him their private lives on platter. He needs game lessons from Clooney.

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  25. “He needs game lessons from Clooney.”

    That gives me a funny idea — imagining George Clooney’s own personal Game playbook, his rues for Game success:

    1. Be genetically gifted in good looks.
    2. Be George Clooney every day, every night.
    3. Maximize your Clooney-osity.

    I bet some of you other readers can come up with some funny additions to these guidelines … ?

    [Editor: lol.
    4. Don’t be anyone besides George Clooney.
    5. Sit on a ton of cash.
    6. Smolder with confidence.]

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  26. on October 11, 2010 at 7:53 pm Brett Favre's junk picture

    For the Chateau’s comedic enjoyment (if he has not yet seen it), Ashton Kutcher and Demi Moore have an open marraige according to their mistress:

    http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2010/10/06/brittney-jones-ashton-kut_n_753014.html

    They apparently enjoy threesomes with random selected women, like Britney Jones.

    It doesn’t get more hypergamous than a woman being willing to let you cheat on her right in front of her very eyes as long as you stay with her. I didnt see anything to suggest that random extra men are sleeping with Demi Moore, so I infer these are one-way threesomes.

    BTW—On IQ and CQ, Jessica Alba on tape being visibly dissapointed to find out she is 87% European genetically from George Lopez, (scroll down for video):
    http://www.gossiprocks.com/forum/latest-gossip/118728-george-lopez-surprises-jessica-alba-dna-test-makes-her-feel-awkward.html

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    My opinion of facebook (Zuckerberg) and Myspace (doesn’t Newscorp own this—Murdoch):

    These entities should be making money from adspace on the margins of your account INSTEAD of putting tracking junk in your computer and telling every ad agency who will buy it where you spend time online, so that they can tailor-make marketing messages for you. That kind of info will inevitably find its way into the wrong hands (for money), and people will be able to professionally/electorally destroy you with it. There should be laws against phishing, tracking software, and any invasion of privacy.

    If someone looks at a picture of some celebs tits on wwtdd.com (what would tyler durden do.com), its not my business—but thats exactly what its going to come to out there someday if we dont legally nip this kind of thing in the bud.

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    With the recent Karen Owens powerpoint presentation of her sex-life at Duke University with various lacrosse/football/baseball players, Im convinced that Tom Wolfe is a modern day version of an Old-Testament prophet, but this time one who is recievng visions from Lucifer himself, describing the sexual/cultural apocolypse before it happens. I cringe at the future he’ll write for us in “Back To Blood”. As the Satanic stenographer, his prognostications will probably ring true in that novel also.

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  27. I’m so sick of this notion of men avoiding women who “challenge” them. Give me a break. It was men who founded Apple, Yahoo, Microsoft, Dell, Napster, Oracle, Dell, AOL, Google, Cisco, Broadcom, Intel….well you get the idea.

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  28. didnt see the flick. u r the SWPL fanboy with ur Arcade Fire tastes. that n the fact u saw this movie nd found it worthy of com

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  29. Aaron Sorkin also wrote the script for Charlie Wilson’s War.

    Now there was an alpha – probably the only Democrat I could ever have voted for.

    That said, Zuckerberg might be on to something, by holding on to his current lady. She knew him before he was rich, I think. A man should always hold on to the girl who followed him to glory.

    Same with Bill Gates – it’s better to marry a trustworthy six than a gold-digging nine.

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  30. @Favre

    I’m having trouble even conceiving of news less shocking.

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  31. These swpl’s do love to pat themselves on the back. I guess there’s a vicarious aspect to this as well as they watch Haaahvards do whatever it is they do in the movie. It must irk the real colleges like MIT that, if I understand it correctly, the big FB idea came from harvd.

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  32. and dammit, when did it come to pass in America that a football superstar couldn’t send pictures of his junk to woo a girl?

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  33. Favre,

    “I am Charlotte Simmons” was uncanny in its predictions. Only trouble is, it was an accurate prophecy not only of american college life, but of sex and courtship in all the West.

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  34. Bill Gates married Melinda out of the Microsoft Project Management Team. Her contribution? Microsoft Bob, perhaps the most sorry and useless creation out of Microsoft. That’s how pathetic Gates was, he could not even marry for brains instead of looks, with all his cash.

    The dog that didn’t bark was the failure of women to chase/pursue either Zuckerberg or Gates. Instead throwing themselves on Clooney. Speaks to what women crave: physical dominance not even ungodly amounts of cash and power.

    See my blog for a discussion on the Duke F List. Good comments by Novaseeker as usual. Guy has great insight.

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  35. Let me add, Facebook succeeded because it could scale slowly, unlike Friendster and then MySpace which just exploded in popularity and then had huge delays in availability as the code didn’t work under huge load. Because Facebook was initially restricted first to just Harvard, then just College Kids, Zuckerberg had time to add features first, then fix performance.

    Secondly, unlike Friendster and MySpace and BeBo, which also had the aforementioned performance hits, Facebook/Zuckerberg constantly added features, aimed at keeping users on the site (not dumping it for something else). Thirdly, he used the cachet of snobbery against MySpace’s downscale single Mom-ism, hot young professionals vs. aging cougar strippers, to sell the site.

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  36. @ “swpls do love to pat themselves on the back”

    You’ve hit the nail on the head regarding the essence of modern liberalism, neoconservativism, and Churchianity.
    Notice the common factors and common threads between them.

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  37. Myspace became an infamous Third Worlder, wigger, and race-mixing whore ghetto on the internet.

    Facebook became a refuge for the people who DO NOT WANT. Of course, unfortunately, the SWPL trendies became a significant part of FB, and soon the gates open for the rest of the rabble (the Myspace crowd mentioned above) to flood into…especially on the backs of this “film”.
    White Flight on the internet will likely soon follow, just as it does in real life.

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  38. rashida jones is a NAM!

    don’t sully the race right PA and sgivor

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  39. “what exactly is so cool about Zuckerberg? he is more lucky then smart in my eyes. if he is so successful at making a site why is he not successful at anything else??????”

    At what else does he need to be successful? He’s a programmer who has navigated the treacherous waters of the business world and come out on top. So he’s a good programmer and businessman. I assume if he wanted hotter pussy, he’d be banging it.

    That’s not “luck” – if you don’t think Zuck has at least a 140 IQ, you’re kidding yourself.

    “The fact is, SWPLs are enamored of genetic genius and creativity”

    That’s because they possess neither. Majority of SWPLs are “smarter than the average bear” – we’re talking 108 to 118 IQ, and no special talents. I know this type quite well from way back when (which I why I understand Obama.)

    They are rather insufferable — they believe their liberal propaganda arts education makes them smarter than your engineering education, even though you have 20 IQ points on them.

    But Chateau hits the mark — IQ without discipline and hard work is frequently a fail. “Hard work beats talent when talent fails to work hard” is true.

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  40. I wonder why the term “SWPL” replaced “yuppie”.
    I realize SWPL puts the emphasis on conformity, but isn’t/wasn’t conformity already a key part of yuppie-dom?
    Maybe it’s just a generational update; a case of each new chronological demographic wanting its own terminology…
    ‘member of the tribe’ lingo … I don’t know …

    Hey Chic Noir, what is a NAM?
    I already looked on urbandictionary.com and google.

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  41. on October 11, 2010 at 10:20 pm Vincent Ignatius

    I’ve heard too many SWPL drones laud this movie to waste my time on it.

    I was hoping the movie… excuse me, film… would take a wild twist where the Winklevii tag teamed Zuckerberg in a back alley.

    That movie would probably be a great success.

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  42. Facebook isn’t that great an invention. Seriously, everyone could see from the beginning that Myspace needed to be fixed, it never worked, it looked awful, horribly designed.

    He made the changes the people wanted, and it succeeded.

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  43. on October 11, 2010 at 10:37 pm john henry's hammer

    Quincy Jones is hardly black as night. He’s obviously mixed, probably more so than the average black American, who is 20% Euro.

    Obama’s dad was an unmixed African. That’s real black.

    Compare to Eartha Kitt, who was fifty-fifty, her daughters, who are a quarter, and her granddaughter, who is one eighth, white as white can be.

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  44. on October 11, 2010 at 10:42 pm bring back monarchy

    @whiskey

    facebook was also an aspirational brand… as you said, just for college kids (and even before that, just for ivy league college kids)

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  45. @lazy guy-

    A NAM is a non Asian minority. NAMS are the people you should hate for simply existing.

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  46. @CW

    Next time a multi-billion dollar idea looks that easy to you, hit me up. I’d like to be able to afford more sex.

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  47. yuppies have jobs. that’s the difference. Being a dog-yoga instructor is not a “job.”

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  48. Bill Gates married Melinda out of the Microsoft Project Management Team. Her contribution? Microsoft Bob, perhaps the most sorry and useless creation out of Microsoft.

    Worse than Clippy?

    Or Windows ME?

    Or Vista?

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  49. With yuppies it was all about having the right possessions. With SWPL-ers, it’s all about having the right opinions.

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  50. Gamers are the new yuppies. Don’t kid yourselves.

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  51. @CR,

    You ruin it all for the rest of us. That’s your mantra.

    Now I’ll have to ritually spit at the SPWL crowd when I see it or swallow my own bile.

    Thanks a million.

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  52. Justin Timberlake has an annoying face.

    Yep.

    See my blog for a discussion on the Duke F List. Good comments by Novaseeker as usual. Guy has great insight.

    Novaseeker is a highly intelligent man.

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  53. Gamers r the new SWPL aesthetic. Young conservatives are cool now. Like they were in the 80s when the word yuppie came out.

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  54. on October 12, 2010 at 12:05 am greatbooks4men

    lzozlzlozlozlzoz

    i rmemebr bakc in 1999 i had an idea for a website

    it was called friendsterwithbenefits.com lzozolz

    freindster with benefits!!!!! (Fuck your firends and your frined’s friends lzozzllzozzlzlzlz)

    then i had my 2nd big idear: theassbook.com

    but then i dropped the the and it became assbook simply assbook lzozlzlozlzo where people would post opictures of the ass an antuthes and neocns would liek it 4 da butthexual potentialities lzozlzlz

    and then along comes mark zuckerberg jerky nerdy boy
    and guess what?

    that’s write!! he mashes my two ideas friendserwithbenefits.com and assbook.com into a single site call facebook.com zlozlzlzllzlzozlo where i dunno but i have head you can asscok frineds and firneds frineds and foolow your favoites assocker tuckermax rhymes wityh goldman sax and like asscokers like him and give em thumbs up lzozlzlzz or soemthing l;zzzll.

    anyways i just wanna you guys 2 know that i invented facebook i will sude teh wnklevoss twins for my fair share no lzlolozozlzlzingzlz

    vecause get this–someone alwos stole my idea for a site in which women would blog in short spurts about what makes tehir ginas and antuthes tingle. i was gonna call it clitter or twatter but then some fucker stole my idea and made twitter which realized gbfm’s vison lzozzllzlz butthex

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  55. on October 12, 2010 at 12:07 am greatbooks4men

    ^^^^holy whit dat is da funnitests psot i have ever written goona have 2 post it @ my blog http://greatbooksformen.wordpress.com when i get home tonight zlzolzzlz buthhex lzzlozlolo

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  56. greatest alpha in US history was Kissinger. ugly as shit yet bombing cambodia got him inside candace bergen.

    CR never goes far enough when it comes to the sheer value of evil in getting pussy.

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  57. I’m in the middle of reading The Facebook Effect by David Kirpatrick, which is the “authorized” story of how Facebook originated and grew to the company it now is, and I would say that Zuckerberg is definitely an alpha within his own social circle. Within his own social circle, he is popular and has never lacked for a girlfriend; he is described in the book as a fearless, cool-headed instigator and a natural leader. What he appears not to be interested in is status jockeying and currying favor with the “cool kids,” nor is he concerned with outward displays of his success. So for those who measure alphatude by traditional trappings such as physique, clothing, house, car, and babes, Zuckerberg just seems like a big nerd who is wasting his success.

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  58. Thanks for the info people.

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  59. on October 12, 2010 at 12:32 am Junior Gorilla

    Having money and not even using it to change your life at all doesn’t make you a “reluctant alpha”, that’s ridiculous. He wasn’t ever really an omega. He’s just a run-of-the-mill lower beta like he was at Harvard — a 5 or a 6 every few years, this wide calved one stuck around so maybe upper-lower-beta.

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  60. on October 12, 2010 at 12:37 am Jenn Sterger's Florida State rack

    GBFM…

    “clitter”—-I literally laughed aloud when I read that.

    One thing eerie about any of these “personality” sites is that they allow your ex’s to follow your life or if you are still single, etc. They probably enable real, not imaginary or status-preening, stalking of the dangerous kind.

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    Apocolyptic factoid about Jenn Sterger, whom Brett Favre sent nude pics (Is that qualifying yourself in the most primal way or what?……sending pics of your junk to a floozie, when she should be qualifying herself to you as a legendary athlete): Sterger was first “noticed” by Brent Musberger at a Florida State football game in 2005. The TV cameraman kept putting her on the tube thereafter. She’d show up at FSU games in outfits that showcased her (fake)tits. She became a psudeoceleb by doing so, getting interviewed by minor media outlets and the like. She was able to parlay this noteriety into having her own little talk show, being a “Jet-girl” on the Jets sidelines, and into being an object of lust for several pro-athletes. This woman’s soul would be the interstellar equivalent to the three supermassive black holes at the center of the Milky Way galaxy (our galaxy).

    Here she is back in her famous “Florida State” getup:

    http://sportscasm.com/2010/08/04/jenn-sterger-claims-brett-favre-sent-her-cock-pics-via-cell/jenn_sterger3/

    Whats supremely interesting to me, is that she claims to have had her breast implants removed because it got her “stereotyped” (on her wikipedia page). I call bullshit. She owes her whole “career” to those implants she had when at Florida State, showing up game after game like that “rainbow-afroed-John 3:16-guy” who used to attend golf tournaments. In her own way, she’s a version of NYC’s Naked Cowboy, but she couldn’t even strum an instrument, getting famous for the noteriety of an enlarged boob job and 8.5 face.

    She’s obviously butthexed out the ying yang, probably has had at least one abortion/and had breast implants. She’ll have those stage one and two breast cancer cells (with her cortisol and androgen levels being what they most certainly are), and her digit ratios, on steroids.

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  61. “Murph”:

    Rashida Jones is definitely bangable. It’s funny her father is black as night, but she doesn’t look like the typical mullato.

    Sure champ, Quincy is straight from the Congo.

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  62. A bullshit contrarian reading of a movie that says about human psychology that you usually say.

    1) Men do things to get laid. Create the site? To get laid. Maybe beta at the time, but that was the animus.
    2) Women like men who attain power (see: asian groupies blowing them in the bathroom). Women loving the Justin Timberlake character.

    The whole fucking thing was about ambition and discipline, about not selling out to have a mild success, but about having the ambition to create the biggest website on the internet. That’s what the Timberlake speech at the club about the difference between Victoria Secret guy and Zuckerbro was about. That’s what the hours of programming were about, and the willingness not to sell ads too early because they had something cool were about.

    The negative portrayal of Zuckerberg was all about his lack of conscientiousness.

    Honestly where did you find this reading other than in your reflexive distaste for SWPLs?

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  63. I just went to see the Hopkins campus and I was not disappointed.

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  64. @Editor (He is a reluctant alpha. A billion plus dollars will do that to a guy. So far, though, he hasn’t cashed in his alpha chips.]

    Doesn’t the fact that he hasn’t cashed in those Alpha chips yet, solidify his position as beta lifer? If a billion dollars isn’t enough to turn a man loose on every piece of tail from NY to LA, then what will?

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  65. on October 12, 2010 at 2:32 am greatbooks4men

    “cap’n bob

    Favre,

    “I am Charlotte Simmons” was uncanny in its predictions. Only trouble is, it was an accurate prophecy not only of american college life, but of sex and courtship in all the West.”

    I am Charlotte Simmons sucked ass!!! lzozozlozlzzll

    teh dumb fuck wrote charlotte as this innocent girl form a small town lozozlz the dumb fuck didn’t know taht small townas get cable tv and jay-z and eminem rapping about gerbils up da asshole lzozlzozlzool and sex and the city and porn and jersery shore and brietny spears gina flashses and they see it all on tv even in small towns so the fucking idiotn who worte the book set it in the fifties cause tom wold is like 90 what a fucktwat pussy not a amne who would have written a manly book aut a pussyy who wrote a pussysy book incapebale of homer virgil moses shaklespere just anoteh rifat pussy zlzozlozlzo fukedtard zlzozlz

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  66. [Editor: He is a reluctant alpha. A billion plus dollars will do that to a guy. So far, though, he hasn’t cashed in his alpha chips.]

    This is interesting, so please elaborate.

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  67. I agree that it was weird that a 60 year old man wrote Charlotte Simmons as if he knew the mind of an 18 year old female. But he didn’t do too badly as women that age can be as simple minded and religious as she was portrayed to be. It seemed like the old guy was tapping some that age. In the end, it wasn’t her fellow religious minded males who got her, but the guys who were willing to play the game.

    It is well known that Facebook beat MySpace because of “white flight” – MySpace represented multi-culturalism, rap music, etc. and people just silently voted with their mice (mouses) to be in a “better neighborhood”.

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  68. Chic — A hot chick is a hot chick. Regardless of color. Other attributes enter into marriage though, including family, intelligence, amiability, and so on.

    I doubt anyone here hates NAMs. They are simply not interested in subsidizing NAMs or an endless Farrakhan lecture on “evil Whitey” or the La Raza equivalent. “What’s in it for me?” In fact no one more than White folks would be happier if NAMs suddenly all acted like Cliff Huxtable or Carlton Banks. There’d be a whole lot of real estate a lot cheaper, commute times would be shorter, and a lot of business opportunities selling stuff to NAMs in the Middle Class.

    Needless to say, Whites view being made a minority in their own country the way Blacks do being made a minority in South-Central LA.

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  69. Regarding Brett Favre, it was good to see him play a great game yesterday against the Jets after they (probably) participated in releasing the tapes and text pictures he sent to a fellow Jets employee two years ago (he was married and 39 and she was a 24 year old hostess who somehow had the idea that her career would go better if she didn’t sleep with him – but otherwise would have gone for it).

    I don’t like the idea that he cried in front of his Vikings teammates as he apologized for the Jenn Sterger scandal causing such a “distraction”.

    I’d still like to see the Chaeau do a full analysis of the scandal.

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  70. on October 12, 2010 at 4:51 am Gunslingergregi

    Wanna watch a movie watch apocalypto.
    Kids dad about to get throat slit.

    ”””My Son

    don’t be afreaid ”””””

    Gets throat slit doesn’t cry out just bleeds out in quiet and goes calmly into the night.

    Goes out hard as shit as an example.

    Before he was captured though he was fighting physically to best of ability.

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  71. As an African-American assimilating into America, I have never understood why White guys go crazy for Asian chicks. Im sorry but Asian chicks just all look plain, not even Vanilla. I’ve dated Whites, Blacks, Spanish, Mixed Raced girls and I’ve come to the conclusion that each 1 brings a particular qualtiy to the table that their culture demands of them. But Asians just seem…boring.

    Sidenote: Zuckerburg is still a Beta-Simp (Simple Pimp) I’ve seen better looking chicks with dudes who were unemployed and lived with their mothers.

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  72. @Jenn Sterger’s Florida State rack

    Any female who gets fake tits is simply asking 4 attention. You don’t drive a Porsche if you live in a crime infested area because YOU KNOW you will be a target. And why does the NFL allow these attention whores (Remember Inez Sinez) on the field in the 1st place. You put youself in a position to get hit on.

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  73. on October 12, 2010 at 5:10 am Gunslingergregi

    Maybe the whole purpose of life is to die well.

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  74. on October 12, 2010 at 5:12 am almost 40 year old virgin

    Actually that´s the best review of this flic I read, thanks!

    No reason to waste money on watching Timberfucks face in humongous then.

    Addition to the Clooney book

    7. Bang and get enamored with a hot Italian single mom
    8. Buy her an island with a castle on it
    9. Move on like a champ when the dumb cunt and her brat gets on your nerves.

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  75. Gun, you are dying since the time you were born. Thus to die well is to live well. What that means exactly is specific for each individual.

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  76. on October 12, 2010 at 7:37 am Gunslingergregi

    I just get emotional when I watch apocalypto.

    That is the way I want to go.

    cops don’t even carry guns anymore when they come to my house I get too excited.

    he he he

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  77. on October 12, 2010 at 8:02 am Gunslingergregi

    More likely explanation though is they had them taken away because us ambasader visiting area or because they have been shooting each other.

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  78. @GBFM

    I’m not at all sure its the funniest post you’ve ever written. It has a lot of competition.

    Keep ’em coming, or keep writing about them cumming. Something like that.

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  79. @M Eazy

    You need to put your dick in an Asian girl. Then you’ll understand.

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  80. Here’s a raging feminist response to the movie.

    http://techcrunch.com/2010/10/11/memo-to-aaron-sorkin-you-invented-this-angry-nerd-misogeny-too/

    Google image search will explain why she never got hit on.

    Lots of entertaining white knighting from lower betas on that comment thread.

    Personally, I saw a lot of hard partying when living in Silicon Valley. Strippers, college sluts, etc.

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  81. Got to kind of agree with JAW up there…there was definitely a don’t-sell-out-for-mediocre theme to it.

    It wasn’t the greatest movie ever, or even really good, but I’d say this film was far less SWPL than the average romantic comedy or the average hollywood movie in general.

    Look at the current “now playing list”…SN has to be one of the least SWPL movies showing right now.

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  82. interesting article

    http://www.timesonline.co.uk/tol/news/uk/article407729.ece

    and another article which has an interesting bit of information on fitness of educated women….

    http://www.futurepundit.com/archives/001476.html

    Biological Evolution Is An Obsolete Technology

    “University-educated women have 35% lower fitness than those with less than seven years education, and Roman Catholic women have about 20% higher fitness than those of other religions. ”

    uneducated catholic women are the fittest women?

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  83. Now that is a movie review! I bashed that film and refuse to see it. Talk about me being so fair. Oh well….I just don’t approve of facebook or its leadership brainwashing the children into all this interconnectedness and info sharing.

    These poor dumb kids make me mourn. All they do is drone (walk) around with phones texting, talking…accomplishing nothing. “A fear of a blank planet”, indeed.

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  84. @ Jerry

    I did an un-full analysis of the Favre controversy on my blog, if you want to check it out:

    http://guyinism.com/sexlationships/brett-favre-has-no-balls/

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  85. The Social Network proves with stultifying cliche that *newsflash!* women are a craven lot who’ll fuck anything with money.

    Jesse Eisenberg can prove that irl as well.

    zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

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  86. kmf

    uneducated catholic women are the fittest women?

    if you’re fucking sdaedelus, just say so already

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  87. Hmmm.

    I have a different take on this one, C.

    Zuckerberg is portrayed in the film as a very negative character, an anti-hero. I don’t think people are talking up the film because they admire Zuckerberg. I think it’s the opposite. What we instead have are the pseudo-Luddite SWPL element, like Sorkin himself, who are putting themselves in a “higher than thou” position than Zuckerberg, and enjoying it. In effect, the movie is one big case of ragging on nerds — particularly one nerd, whose life story was also changed to make him more of a nerd then he is in real life so that the strawman would be easier to, well, ridicule.

    In other words, it makes SWPLs feel better about themselves to have a strawman anti-hero paraded before them to make them feel better about themselves — kind of like the negative validation of “heh, well at least I’m not like that Aspergy nerd loser Mark Zuckerberg”.

    That’s the main appeal of the movie, I think.By creating a straw-man anti-hero, the average SWPL can feel better about themselves and walk away with that sam sense of smug satisfaction which typifies their class.

    I’m not a fan of Facebook myself, but I do get the sense that this mass of fun-making of it stems from the need of at least some SWPLs to put the superiority complex over on a straw-man.

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  88. on October 12, 2010 at 11:25 am Gunslingergregi

    Or maybe they are trying to show that it might be worth it to try and be rich.

    Because it is so exciting at least from the other shit I read.

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  89. @firepower – who?

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  90. Maybe, but they portray Zuckerberg as being a truly pathetic character — a guy who is borderline if not full-on Asperger’s who can’t make or maintain friendships or manage a relationship with a woman. It’s basically Sorkin screaming at the top of his lungs — and with a good amount of snark — at 20-somethings saying “if you work your ass off and are ambitious as hell, you’ll have no friends and no girlfriend and you’ll be a social zero loser”. It’s an attack on the start-up culture, for sure (which is why it was compared to Wall Street, the original, which was an attack on the Wall St culture of the 80s), but not really an ad for being the force behind a start-up, really.

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  91. on October 12, 2010 at 11:58 am Gunslingergregi

    So there where no sluts in the movie on his nuts?

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  92. on October 12, 2010 at 12:27 pm Cats should be edible

    “The SWPL Network « Citizen Renegade « The LP 72980/The LP 999 Blog
    […] The SWPL Network « Citizen Renegade. […]”

    ***Facebook is what your AOL-online profile was in 1995-1998, with a few more bells and whistles***

    There is an upper limit approaching on just how many hawt’ new sites there can possibly be.

    I mean we have Linkedin, Ladders, Amazon, Ebay, Yahoo, Google, Bing, YouTube (DailyMotion, Vimeo), MySpace, Facebook, various blogs, video-game sites, Match and a few other dating sites, a few adult-fuck(a 4/5)finder-sites, and the like right now. If people are really creative, how many more truly profitable web-sites can be concocted and put online reasonably cheaply (for no more than what the average garage-start-up guy can borrow), and slowly be grown to large-status mini-empires like facebook?

    10 or 15 would be my guess.

    At some point, people in other countries are going to be creating the big-time websites that socially serve their own kinds also. There will be a Indonesian version of MySpace, friendster, etc for that market. There will be a Chinese version of Google that performs searches that are Chicom approved, and so on.

    The age of the big garage start up will probably see its eclipse at some point.
    Maybe Im wrong about this, but even if I am……..maybe there are 25 new big-sites that remain to be wet-birthed by mere individuals (and not corporate-sponsored-teams). Thats a few groups of people who will get wealthy from them, employing a moderately-sized group of people who service the sites, being paid decent, not good or great, money to do so. These businesses wont employ enough people to create a second middle class or anything, or anywhere near that. Probably not even 200,000 jobs. They are the equivalent of a squeaky wheel on an 18-wheeler getting the media’s grease, but the other 17 wheels could support the truck even without that one loud wheel, it would just have to drive the speed limit.

    Frankly, now that ‘big money’ capital is looking on how to cash in on the “next” big site, their teams become more likely to dream up the next web hit anyway.

    Like I said, now that everyone isn’t on AmericaOnline anymore, there had to be a social site that allowed you to put up a personal profile (if your were so inclined) that enabled you to communicate without a labor-intensive phone call, signal status (a “yes, Im still alive” to your rivals, ex’s, frienemies) and whatever. MySpace, as Whiskey has noted, became trampified, so there was a warm market waiting for a classier-snobbier- version, and Zuckerberg got there first. If people knew how much of their private habits and information were released by him in exchange for money, many would probably erect a profile with some other entitity. I wonder who financed that movie? Maybe that was the point, maybe not. I know, my first instinct is cynical at this point in life—-whats in it for the other guy three-steps down the line is the reason he’s doing x, etc.

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  93. To most commenters:

    Blowing thousands of dollars in hookers is not alpha.

    Even the guys that hire escorts pay much, much less.

    Chick before millions > chick after millions. Duh.

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  94. So there where no sluts in the movie on his nuts?

    Not generally, no. One scene in a bathroom, but the set-up there was by his good looking friend Eduardo. Other than that, no pussy for Zuckerberg.

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  95. on October 12, 2010 at 12:41 pm Gunslingergregi

    Dam

    No pussy while he was creating that shit.

    Funny.

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  96. on October 12, 2010 at 12:46 pm Cats should be edible

    One more facebook thought as it applies to game:

    People put things in their profiles that are subtley suggestive of their fuckability status to ex’s, friends-at-work, aquaintances, etc. without openly putting up a single’s ad at whatever date/fuck site. That whole “Status—Single” feature is obviously a tell, and serves a plausible-deniablilty-type-of purpose. I think many facebook profiles that are maintained by married women are sly advertisements to various alpha ex’s, like a second cane poll fishing rod rigged with a bobber sitting on the dock while you work a spinner-bait over a stump twenty yards away. You’ll often drop one reel and pick up the other if you see the bobber move. I think many a married slut probably are doing the equivalent with their facebook pages. Passive aggressive advertising, waiting on an ex to contact them.

    I know one of mine is, and she’ll never hear from me.

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  97. kmf

    @firepower – who?

    s-daedie. sibling of dadalus. She’ll get a bloated ego from me merely showing my interest, but show those poist-coital pics of her tied up in bedsheets like a mommy – um, mummy

    raor

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  98. chatueax n’ cuax.

    The SWPL Network

    yadda yada.

    um.
    Zuckerberg…Sorkin
    ……eisenberg.

    NOT SWPL – it’s SJPL

    Whole different amplitude of nebbish

    Not even the same breed. SWPL to SWJL is what HR Babe is to Wash DC Lawyerette.

    Like comparing
    Catholic Guilt
    to Jewish Guilt

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  99. Vast majority of Internet success is COPYING other business models, and out-suing everyone.

    His technology is not that good; he just has Lawyers and $.

    The myth of first mover advantage is long gone.

    He essentially copied Friendster and Myspace, then systematically USED people to get access to $ and VC, relying on THEIR greed to settle lawsuits in single digit millions, which is pennies to his double digit billions.

    He owes everyrthing to the guy that got him in front of Thiel of PayPal. Naturally he fired this guy.

    Bad news is he has a huge overhang of BAD KARMA on him….doubt this guy is with us long….

    He should sell & NOW

    This will be like Geocities, Tripod, Bebo, About.com At some it will just be a glorified chat room, populated by fat bald people…..just like AOL/Yahoo Chat.

    Bebo sold for $1 Billion to AOL….24 months later for $10 million.

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  100. @DirkJohanson lmao ill have to try that. But remember, I have to overcome all kinds of perceptions about “Being Black” to be considered for the Vag

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  101. ‘Charlotte Simmons’ sounds strangely similar to the film “Cruel Intentions”. In that movie Reese Witherspoon plays the doe eyed innocent country bumpkin led (like Charlotte) to the slaughter by Sarah Michelle Gellar (sex-crazed coed, like Beverly).

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  102. People here of IQ only good enough for construction jobs. If lucky, you become rich athletes with dumb bimbos.

    People of high IQ are only interested in women of equal IQ. Average plumber Joes will never get it.

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  103. on October 12, 2010 at 2:11 pm Gunslingergregi

    What job requires more intelligence than construction?

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  104. Hey – if it works
    for Tommy Lee
    it’s for me

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  105. Technology is rapidly narrowing the chasm between the rich and others. What does a billion dollars let you do over a few hundred thousand? Warren Buffet himself made this comparison. He said the only real advantage was in travel — he owns a Gulfstream.

    Once you exceed a certain threshold, the utility of increasing wealth sinks.

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  106. People still pay for movies?

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  107. on October 12, 2010 at 3:29 pm Willard Libby

    I was hoping the movie… excuse me, film… would take a wild twist where the Winklevii tag teamed Zuckerberg in a back alley.

    Really? You wanted a homosexual group sex scene in the movie?

    Firepower

    chatueax n’ cuax.

    The SWPL Network

    yadda yada.

    um.
    Zuckerberg…Sorkin
    ……eisenberg.

    NOT SWPL – it’s SJPL

    Whole different amplitude of nebbish

    Kevin MacDonald reviews the Jewish aspects of the movie.

    john henry’s hammer

    Quincy Jones is hardly black as night. He’s obviously mixed, probably more so than the average black American, who is 20% Euro.

    Quincy Jones: Mr. Jones’ admixture test showed his ancestry to be 66% sub-Saharan African, 34% European, and 0% Native American. Given family stories, the music producer was surprised that he had no Native American ancestors, and shocked at the high percentage of European ancestry (the average for black Americans is 20%). His mitochondrial test -which traces the matrilineal line – connected him to the Tikar tribe, who cluster in present-day Cameroon. And apparently the Tikar people are famous for their music and artistic genius, hence no surprise given Jones’ prowess in the music industry.

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  108. Facebook is for girls.

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  109. the guy he fired/fucked over that everyone keeps bringing up still has a share in the company, and is worth something like 1.2 billion himself.

    I’m not mad at Zuckerburg though. Go for yours, and get that money.

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  110. @M Eazy

    Just pay for it, like I do half the time, and tell them your black in advance, just in case they discriminate.

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  111. @DirkJohanson oh no paying for pussy is Beta

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  112. Willard Libby

    …Kevin MacDonald reviews the Jewish aspects of the movie.

    That quote (among a wealth of others) about Jewish ethnic networking is devastatingly accurate.

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  113. MacDonald points to a Jew who screwed over both gentiles and Jews as an example of Jewish ethnocentrism. Yeah, that’s logical. The guy is a bigot and a crank.

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  114. whiskey Needless to say, Whites view being made a minority in their own country the way Blacks do being made a minority in South-Central LA.

    you do realize this country also belongs to African-Americans right?

    carlton banks is not a good nam role model. he is full of self hatred. the huxtables are a much better example.

    Chic — A hot chick is a hot chick. Regardless of color. Other attributes enter into marriage though, including family, intelligence, amiability, and so on.

    I agree with this whiskey but you know there are many here who beg to differ.

    Would you marry a NAM whiskey? I mean besides me of course.

    *chic noir winks at whiskey*

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  115. @ TheSpiritOfX

    Not the way I do it. Ask Charlie Sheen.

    Check out “Johns by Choice” at http://guyinism.com/uncategorized/johns-by-choice/

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  116. @TheSpiritofX

    And even if paying for pussy were by definition beta?

    If a main point of being alpha is to fuck more ….

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  117. TheSpiritOfX
    @DirkJohanson oh no paying for pussy is Beta

    not when you can afford it.

    [Editor: Unless you’re talking about the small minority of high-priced escorts who go for $10K a night, most men can afford it. So it’s still beta.]

    Silver fox This will be like Geocities, Tripod, Bebo, About.com At some it will just be a glorified chat room, populated by fat bald people…..just like AOL/Yahoo Chat

    I won’t bother asking how you know this to be.

    Dirkjohanson I did an un-full analysis of the Favre controversy on my blog, if you want to check it out

    We don’t but thanks anyway.

    Just kidding dirk 😆

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  118. @dirkJohanson

    no.1 rule of being alpha… don’t qualify yourself to know one.

    *chic noir slaps the side of her head and mumbles to self*

    why is it that I know more about game than those having to use it???

    dirk, have you seen my rules to being alpha posts? if not, maybe I should post them for you.

    Aunt haley Within his own social circle, he is popular and has never lacked for a girlfriend; he is described in the book as a fearless, cool-headed instigator and a natural leader. What he appears not to be interested in is status jockeying and currying favor with the “cool kids,” nor is he concerned with outward displays of his success.

    For this, I now respect him. Even felt a bit of a gina tingle.

    @AwGeez- LOL I found that funny too. Quincy’s eyes are probably much lighter than the person who wrote the comment.

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  119. Editor: Unless you’re talking about the small minority of high-priced escorts who go for $10K a night, most men can afford it. So it’s still beta.]

    *chic noir shrugs shoulders*

    times are tuff, some men can’t afford to buy themselves a 3 piece and a biscuit.

    so hey if he can afford to throw away 500 bucks for 30 minutes of work/fun who am I to call him a beta.

    *chic noir sighs like whiskey*

    night night folks

    [Editor: it’s not *necessarily* beta to solicit a whore, but it is a leading indicator. Fact is, it’s much more impressive, not to mention pleasurable, to win over and make love with a woman who wants to be there without the exchange of money motivating her.]

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  120. @ chic note

    I think I’ve seen the being alpha rules, and feel free to repost since I’m always up for learning, but at this point in my life, I’m fine with being a higher beta that does a lot of hot chicks, as opposed to mastering the finer points of becoming an alpha, which I don’t see myself really pulling off anyway without coming into a lot of money and free time.

    @ Editor

    Even if the paying for pussy itself is beta, IMO, there’s an alpha process to the date itself if done right, largely involving DHV, building sexual tension, shaved balls, and a vibrating ring (I should add that it involves having a huge cock, but maybe it works for those who don’t, too: I wouldn’t know from personal experience).

    And when the hooker comes back free the next day, or goes with you the next weekend to a swingers club for free and passes your cock for another to share going ’round the outside with, you can categorize it however you want. I’ll take it even it means I’m considered an omega.

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  121. [Editor: it’s not *necessarily* beta to solicit a whore, but it is a leading indicator. Fact is, it’s much more impressive, not to mention pleasurable, to win over and make love with a woman who wants to be there without the exchange of money motivating her.]

    I guess I can agree with this. Just remember that when you pay her it mostly so she can get up and leave.

    [Editor: If I really like the girl why would I want her to leave?]

    editor you may be more of a romantic than most men. Am I correct?

    [Like a rocket-powered heart.]

    dirkj

    here is the most recent. I can remember when I wrote the other post.

    http://chicnoirhouse.blogspot.com/2010_09_09_archive.html#1526592951465638481

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  122. Anyone see the stories over the years about children growing less able to engage and socialize? Due to gadgets, medications and lowered IQ’s? our kids are becoming fast subserviant drones ready to serve gov’t and serve facebook.

    The place to meet people IS ON THE STREEtS – meaning in real life – not online. Hence, another reason why I dislike facebook. Those fuckers steal and data mine your info – “The game” is geared to real life not hiding behind FB and myspace.

    Escorts…speaking of which…

    A little OT: Look at spitzer! The guy was taken down for stepping on whatever he found about – he goes down in a “take down” via the media in 2008. Just to re appear on CNN’s “parker-spitzer/spitzer parker just this month. both those 2 are so damn untrustworthy. Parker is the lady co-ed writer and spitzer is a politican. yep, like watching paint dry – that boring and filled with democrat socialist talking points.

    CNN and facebook are for the average intel dumb asses. parker runs rough shod over spitzer and he just takes it. then when the “boys are talking” little miss parker has to shut the hell up and listen. hilarious. CNN is so sub-par.

    FB is for the “obsessive compulsive communicators” mostly chics. who just cannot shut up and live life someplace without begging for attention.

    (update: there are one or 2 chicks with my faggy last name all over facebook – it is mortifying when I am mistook for them, gawd in heaven…people are emailing me horror stories about one of them).

    goodnight

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  123. @Editor

    It would be intresting to explore the whore/madonna dynamic that exists, men want to marry chaste women however they know that their female counterparts are just as promiscuous.

    For a man to truly become an Alpha Male he must realize that EVERY WOMAN in the world is a bitch who runs game these includes; your Mother, Grandmother, Sister, Teachers, ect…

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  124. on October 14, 2010 at 6:03 am Horatio Sanchez

    Slightly off-topic, but is anyone else disappointed in Trent Reznor (of Nine Inch Nails fame) for scoring this SWPL-fest? I mean, the guy made angry shit like The Downward Spiral, and now he’s singing the praises of and writing the musical score for… this. Not cool. Trent is a case in point that being clean and sober doesn’t always make for sound artistic decisions. (The score itself is OK to pretty good, but that’s not the angle I’m comin’ from here.)

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  125. “For a man to truly become an Alpha Male he must realize that EVERY WOMAN in the world is a bitch who runs game these includes; your Mother, Grandmother, Sister, Teachers, ect…”

    He must simply kill his mother.

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  126. It’s easier to do so if you remember that she got fucked in order to have you. though that raises question about women who impregnate themselves through IVF, but yeah they would have been raging sluts in their 20s, so it can be concluded that your mom was a slut irrespective of how she begot you.

    PS- poor Jesus couldn’t accept this truth.

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  127. CR seems to regard all elite-ist activities as SWPL. While some are, not all are. And the basic idea of WASP elitism is far from SWPL and far from beta.

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  128. chic noir

    you do realize this country also belongs to African-Americans right?

    sweet – then you all will swiftly help pay reparations to “Native Americans”

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  129. Ambitious men have totally different taste of women compared to common Joes.

    Goege Washington did not marry for beauty but power and wealth.

    Zuckerberg’s taste can not be that of common men. Why Chinese women? Check the link and find out why.

    http://www.economist.com/research/articlesBySubject/displaystory.cfm?subjectid=7933596&story_id=17248052

    [Editor: Yeah but, Zuckernerd’s chinese gf is a cow. The rest is commentary.]

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  130. on October 14, 2010 at 5:23 pm Vincent Ignatius

    Ambitious men have totally different taste of women compared to common Joes.

    Goege Washington did not marry for beauty but power and wealth.

    Zuckerberg’s taste can not be that of common men. Why Chinese women? Check the link and find out why.

    Idiot. Harvard is full of Chinese girls much hotter than Zuckerberg’s girl.

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  131. @idiot

    Ambious men are not interested in beauty in the first place. Idiots obviously lack basic IQ to understand argument in the first place.

    Conclusion: Argument with idiots is pure waste of time.

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  132. “supposed to make credentialed class yuppies and SWPLs inwardly gloat that their brains are quick enough to follow the zipadeedooda banter. ”

    No, Aaron Sorkin has specifically stated that the entire point of the movie is to critique the misogyny of the main characters, and also something close to the old “money won’t make you happy” maxim.

    You should really hate the film, based on this.

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  133. Yet another incredibly stupid review of the movie, this time from a feminist column:
    http://www.nytimes.com/2010/10/27/us/27iht-letter.html?ref=global-home

    WAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

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