Movie Review in Poem

one trilogy later j. bourne still on the run
can’t figure out where he’s from
walks away from ten car crashes
with just a hollywood cut on his eyelashes
action intense, girls burning in their crotches
who doesn’t dig flawed good guys with kill notches?
matt damon getting a little pudgy in the face
but ladies love him how bout dem apples, ace
he’s rockin’ the CIA black ops guys in style
ps: best BJ lips in the biz on julia stiles
word of warning to those with vertigo
camera shaking make you dizzy avoid the front row.





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  1. […] Original post by roissy […]

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  2. Julia Stiles looks like a slightly prettier and thinner version of my Wellesley Queen.

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  3. You know Stiles and Anna Paquin were undergrads at my alma mater at around the same time. I used to see them on campus all the time, Stiles with her really big head and Paquin, in her very public makeout sessions with her boyfriend of the week.

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  4. somewhat related….

    I was born on the exact same day as Matt Damon. And Soon-Yi Previn.

    You may now return to your regularly scheduled blog.

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