I Missed This

I missed this comment David Alexander wrote Saturday night:

Hey, no fair. Tonight, I’m seeing a girl!

Stop the presses! I… and my readers I’m sure… would like to know how your date went.





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  1. Let’s make certain David recognizes that his right-hand doesn’t count as an actual woman. The left too for that matter…

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  2. Soo, what does she look like and what are you going to do?

    Regardless of what bad things I may have said, you have epic self knowledge and I respect that a lot, David.

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  3. on September 3, 2008 at 9:05 pm Patrick Bateman

    With DAs self-fulfilling pessimism, I bet she gave him herpes, beat him up and stole his wallet.

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  4. If you were going to do a lazy post, why not a Peter Brimelow, Alpha Male item, to go with the one on Dennis Kucinich.

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  5. DA irritates the hell out of me, but I actually wish him well in this.

    Yours truly 2-

    “Regardless of what bad things I may have said, you have epic self knowledge and I respect that a lot, David.”

    I don’t agree at all. What DA has is epic candor. His self knowledge is significantly limited, partly because his real knowledge of other people, especially their sexual natures, is so limited.

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  6. 5: What DA has is epic candor. His self knowledge is significantly limited, partly because his real knowledge of other people, especially their sexual natures, is so limited.

    He knows what he wants and doesn’t want, and is very articulate when discussing it. Lack of hands-on practice doesn’t necessarily equal lack of knowledge, no matter how much the notch-counters believe otherwise.

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  7. 4 Thursday

    If you were going to do a lazy post, why not a Peter Brimelow, Alpha Male item, to go with the one on Dennis Kucinich.

    Please, NO.

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  8. Good for you for being supportive.

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  9. 1) It wasn’t a date.
    1a) If you do consider this a date, then it would have been the third date so far.
    2) She’s just a girl I met at work.
    3) We simply went to a local movie theatre to see Pineapple Express, but we missed the last showing by twenty minutes, so we simply sat in her car and talked.
    4) Ended with no sex & no kissing. Just a hug.
    5) No acrylics, but long natural nails that show promise.
    6) No next “date” has been planned yet.

    Bonus: Photo of her from French Festival.

    I await the low rankings.

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  10. Compared to how you describe yourself, that’s not bad.
    You had a good time, saw a movie you likes, got a hug and can indulge in fantasies about her nails.

    Beats sitting at home!

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  11. i was gonna say something mean, then i felt bad. aghhhh my eyes! i cannot lie!

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  12. I think roissy needs to do a photo analysis on that photo. or would that be too heartless? wait, is there such a thing as being too heartless?

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  13. i say gawdaaammn!!! bitch got a jaw a sledgehammer couldn’t break…

    He knows what he wants and doesn’t want, and is very articulate when discussing it. Lack of hands-on practice doesn’t necessarily equal lack of knowledge, no matter how much the notch-counters believe otherwise.could you be any more of a boot-licker?

    notches mean you had warm tight pussy wrapped around your cock. seriously, wtf?!?!?

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  14. THREE DATES AND NO ACTION?!?!?

    dude…

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  15. 13: Formatting, dude. And the point is, just getting pussy for the sake of being able to say you got it is not the be-all, end-all for every guy everywhere. Some guys are also interested in non-cock-related pleasures, as difficult as that might be for you to comprehend.

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  16. I second the “three dates and no action, lolwut?”

    I also vote “pull the damn trigger!’

    Also, congrats

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  17. That girl looks like she might have an okay body but her face… yikes. Lawrence Taylor.

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  18. Good for you David. Best of luck and hope the two of you hit it off well and it blossoms. Ignore some of the folks raggin’ on ya’. Despite some political differences in the past, I like to see everyone meet a special someone for themselves. You are a smart guy, and will make a good dad someday.

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  19. We simply went to a local movie theatre to see Pineapple Express, but we missed the last showing by twenty minutes, so we simply sat in her car and talked.
    4) Ended with no sex & no kissing. Just a hug.

    David, why didn’t you go in for the kiss? Getting that sexual momentum in there earlier is better than later. Waiting until the fourth date and beyond is more risky because you’ve often bypassed the sexual tension and plunged into the eternal friend zone. She doesn’t want to kiss a “friend”.

    The next time you’re alone with her like that you need to take initiative and move in for the kill, or just move on. An awkward rejection is a risk worth taking.

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  20. And I don’t think she’ll reject you! You’re a good looking guy, D.

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  21. Congratulations DA: I think she is average, but has a decent body, specially considering how many overweight women exist in the US. She is definitively too old for my tastes.

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  22. DA gets points for realism.

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  23. She’s hideous

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  24. DA–

    She is kinda not really ugly, but weird, but in an interesting, sexual, sort of way. She’s also NOT FAT.

    So I’d be prepared to say she’s interesting looking, esp. if she had some sexy status. You would have to get in well before that DA.

    That’s her looks. Plenty for you my boy. The real problem is your still just friends with her, and have no idea how to convert.

    Learn how.

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  25. Learn how.

    Easy. Go for the kiss.

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  26. WHAT HAPPENED TO THE LINK TO PIC????

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  27. If the relationship does get to the physical stage, you’ll report on her most important feature (or absence thereof), right?

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  28. David, Ask yourself how she’d feel reading about this. Uncool.

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  29. * skipping into the comment box and chanting*

    DA is going to get some! DA is going to get some! DA is going to get some!

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  30. Interesting case of facial “dysplasia”. Cover the lower half of her face (from about the middle of her nose bridge) down, leave the body visible too, and she’s not bad. It’s like the lower half of her face belongs to a very large man.

    I like the expression in her eyes: she seems intelligent and aware. The face may indicate high levels of testosterone for a woman, which bodes well for the sex department.

    Go for it, David. You have nothing to lose, at least around here.

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  31. Gannon wrote:

    She is definitively too old for my tastes.

    Well, heck.

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  32. Question Time here at Roissy…

    @ 16, 19, 24, 25 aka: DA is going to get some!

    DA is not going to get some. *I* dropped her off in the friend zone.

    She is definitively too old for my tastes.

    She is three years older than me, but her last boyfriend was younger, and men seem to presume that she’s younger than her stated age. I’ve seen other supervisors at work presume she was a fellow college student.

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  33. “*I* dropped her off in the friend zone.”

    Yeah, until you realize you like her. And then she’ll have a boyfriend. And then you’ll be kicking yourself in the nutsack for not acting when you had the chance. 😉

    So skip all the dallying around and save yourself 3 years!

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  34. Sorry DA, please don’t be offended, but she looks like 30. Not like 24.

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  35. But she is a good start.

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  36. on September 4, 2008 at 4:31 am InterestedParty

    Roosh is the anti-Christ.

    As far as rankings…I’d hit it. Why not?

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  37. “1a) If you do consider this a date, then it would have been the third date so far.”

    Anyone else count their non-dates? Hmm..

    Point is, if you were already planning to go to bed with your porn, why did you bother bragging about your non-date in the first place?

    …didja think about her while you beat it?

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  38. Point is, if you were already planning to go to bed with your porn, why did you bother bragging about your non-date in the first place?

    Well, I had no idea that my little taunt would turn into a post featured at two blogs.

    Interestingly, I didn’t think about her as I jerked off that night, but oddly, I thought about cuddling with her as I fell asleep that night.

    Sorry DA, please don’t be offended, but she looks like 30. Not like 24.

    Well bartenders keep carding her, and guys keep think she’s between 21 and 24, so either she’s doing something right, or guys are lying to her galore, or NYC women age terribly.

    Yeah, until you realize you like her.

    Do I like her, yeah, I do have a crush on her. Hell, I think she’s pretty, too. Is indulging in these emotions worth the pain, trouble, and embarrassment? No.

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  39. “David, Ask yourself how she’d feel reading about this. Uncool.”

    Yeah, remove the link to the pic, if someone she knows reads this blog, it will be embarrassing for her.

    With regards to other posters saying she looks masculine; With her being that and thin, and you being not so masculine and fat, you could have normal kids. Plus if things work out she is more likely to accept your depression, lack of money and excess weight than a girl with a narrower jaw would. Plus depressed people tend to do better with a take charge partner than with a submissive one.

    “Do I like her, yeah, I do have a crush on her. Hell, I think she’s pretty, too. Is indulging in these emotions worth the pain, trouble, and embarrassment? No.”

    And if you like her, that is all that matters really.


    Does not have to be a french one, but give her 3 on the cheecks at the start of the date and if she does not pull back in horror or display “sod off” bodylanguage, hold her hand during the date and give her a kiss on the lips at the end. If she sees you purely as a friend and is not the least bit attracted to you, she will show you with her body after the 3 kisses, but you did not go far enough to actually ruin the friendship.

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  40. on September 4, 2008 at 7:28 am SovereignAmericanMale

    Seems like a good time to go on a sabbatical, with my Halo from Down Under. I don’t know if/when I will return, so *tips a hat* to Milton Friedman, and the others I am glad to have known, and have called a buddy.

    Thanks for keeping a nice shop, Roissy, It is a great place to socialize.

    DA, I am praying for you. Nuff said.

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  41. 40 SAM

    Bye bye. Be nice.

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  42. She seems to have no make-up… with make-up she could minimize that jaw with some good shading/bronzer, sculpt her cheeks and make her lips look fuller.

    I think she has potential if she were willing to slap on some make-up and fem. up her appearance. I bet a lot of girls would look more like her without make-up and all the other accroutements of dressing up.

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  43. Even better would be some lip injections, some jaw work and maybe a brow lift (e.g., cosmetic surgery). She’s not that bad

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  44. @ 42 AE

    do you work for a makeup company? because you have way too much confidence in what makeup could do for that woman.

    makeup can’t “sculpt”, guys with Ph.Ds in plastic surgery can

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  45. @ 43 AE

    hahahaha nevermind, we’re on the same page, except for the “she’s not that bad”

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  46. on September 4, 2008 at 12:02 pm Patrick Bateman

    She’s a war pig.

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  47. Pre- or post-op tranny?

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  48. DA,

    When you sat in the car and talked, did you talk about trains?

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  49. on September 4, 2008 at 1:43 pm Dr. Grzlickson

    That’s Mrs. Grzlickson!

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  50. Her face is too long for its width and her eyes are too close. The nose is way to long and narrow and the eyes are way too close to each other relative to their size. She’s got an ugly southwestern European look to her. (Ugly women from other parts of Europe look ugly in different ways.)

    Russia, the Ukraine, the Baltic states, Finland, and Scandinavia have the best looking women in the world.

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  51. David – NO! You broke my heart. I can’t believe you actually linked to her photo –

    Roissy if you have any decency – remove the link.

    If I ever find my picture on this blog I will show you the true meaning of the term war pig.

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  52. For a successful marriage, a girl only needs to be good looking enough to be able to turn you on. DA’s girl is better looking than 75% of married women close to her age I randomly see.

    Once she’s above your attractiveness threshold, personality is critically important.

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  53. I think she’d have potential is she would change her attitude. Face it, the outer reflects the inner and the woman looks hard and damaged.

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  54. on September 4, 2008 at 5:35 pm Patrick Bateman

    Russia, the Ukraine, the Baltic states, Finland, and Scandinavia have the best looking women in the world.

    Fail. The most beautiful woman are found in the Mediterranean.

    DA’s girl is better looking than 75% of married women close to her age I randomly see.

    Are you joking? Do you spend most of your time in a leper colony? War pig may be over the top but that girl is definitely hurting. I put her no higher than the 30th percentile for women her age. All that matters is if DA likes her or not, but let’s not lower our standards just because DA pops wood over burn victims.

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  55. brandy sniffed:
    Roissy if you have any decency – remove the link.

    my decency has got nothing to do with it, sister shaming. DA put the link up of his own volition and knew what that entailed in this here thunderdome.

    btw, since i am in a generous mood today i will keep my opinion which happens to be the same as roosh’s to myself. DA needs some positive encouragement to push away from the porn server.

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  56. Are you joking?

    I was just wild-guessing with the 75% figure. Maybe it should have been lower. I’ll say that this girl is better looking than most fat women (who are basically repulsive; this one isn’t), and fat women seem to be in the majority of marreid women over 28 or so.

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  57. I think the girl is really pretty average for US terms (note: Argentinian girls are prettier).

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  58. David doesn’t *want* to have a girlfriend, clearly the very idea of intimacy scares him. He’s knotted up in fear, pride, and self-loathing, and I’m sure this woman won’t be able to hack through all that. If he has sex, it’ll be with a hooker.

    Ugly face, nice body, averages out to decent for the US.

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  59. you being not so masculine and fat

    I’m thin, not fat. Nearly everybody thinks I’m much too thin including this girl.

    When you sat in the car and talked, did you talk about trains?

    No, amazingly, she still has no idea about my interest in trains. I suspect that if I tell her, it will add to the negatives, and she’ll flee for somebody who’s more conventional, interesting and less boring.

    She’s got an ugly southwestern European look to her.

    She’s Greek.

    It’s interesting to note that most of the men consider her to be of average looks when generous, with most of the males considering her to be downright ugly. In addition, my male friends have made similar comments, and my parents are rather leery of her. Sadly, after seeing this photo several weeks ago, she felt rather sad, and she’s said on numerous occasions that she feels ugly. It was an interesting to see a girl talk about this since most of my female friends have never admitted openly to feeling ugly or unattractive. Yet, I think she’s beautiful, and I’ve told her on many occasions, and I think she deserves somebody better than me who can treat her well.

    DA needs some positive encouragement to push away from the porn server.

    I don’t think that will *ever* happen. Porn is just too glamorous and attractive, and real life is just too gritty and tiring for that to happen.

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  60. Sorry, I made a mistake about your build there. Have you got a picture of you?

    Did you watch that youtube video?

    “Yet, I think she’s beautiful, and I’ve told her on many occasions, and I think she deserves somebody better than me who can treat her well.”

    You can treat her well. Take some St. John’s wort together, do something physically active and feel a bit less bad.

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  61. DA, that’s really nice of you to think that about her. You have a wonderful heart

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  62. i must say that i’m taken aback at the volume of goodwill directed at mr. alexander in this thread. i guess this place is all hearts and flowers after all, huh.

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  63. “She’s Greek.”

    Admittedly, I can’t tell southern Europeans from each other.

    “It’s interesting to note that most of the men consider her to be of average looks when generous, with most of the males considering her to be downright ugly.”

    Well, she probably has a decent body based on what one can tell from the photo (not fat).

    “In addition, my male friends have made similar comments, and my parents are rather leery of her. ”

    Your parents? Why?

    “Sadly, after seeing this photo several weeks ago, she felt rather sad, and she’s said on numerous occasions that she feels ugly. It was an interesting to see a girl talk about this since most of my female friends have never admitted openly to feeling ugly or unattractive. Yet, I think she’s beautiful, and I’ve told her on many occasions, and I think she deserves somebody better than me who can treat her well.”

    Facial looks are subjective. Someone from her own ethnic group is likely to view her more favorably.

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