Alpha Male Cage Match

The winner of the first alpha male cage match was Silvio Berlusconi, by a whopping margin. 72 years old and still chasing skirt without apology.

On to match #2.

yogagame

VS.

Who is the "King of the Alphas"?






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  1. Don’t think the old man is a yogi. Head football coach, maybe, but definitely doesn’t have the shape for that insane discipline. I think he’s just there to pick out two that he’ll take. ‘I’ll have this one, oh, and ….this one!’

    Bukowski has far too much baggage.

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  2. Alpha male and beta male are just two different behavioral strategies.

    Male betatude is an adaptation that keeps too many males from getting killed, especially in boyhood, if they show too much alpha early on and piss off or threaten the older men.

    Like Rum illustrated recently, wolf pups get their heads bitten off in one snap if they are seen as too aggressive. While the overly timid ones don’t get enough teat. Nature favors balance.

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  3. [Note: I meant to post this in THIS thread, but I accidentally posted it in the previous thread. I’ll cross post it here. Apologies.]

    On the Two Types of “Alpha”:

    First, a definition of ‘Alpha’:

    “One who is first in desirability and deference to the consent and satisfaction of others.”

    There seems to be two types of Alpha, then — Alpha by Men’s Standards (AbM) and Alpha by Women’s Standards (AbW).

    Example of AbM: United States Special Operations Command Generals

    These men are in absolute control and command the respect of thousands of the most hardened, focused, skilled, dedicated warriors in the history of mankind. Many of them could order their subordinates to enter an obvious suicide mission for the obtainment of a greater strategic goal and receive nothing less than a pledge of fulfillment from them.

    And yet, no one would argue that these men could seduce young, attractive women to build a harem with.

    In fact, a former Delta Force, Special Forces and Ranger operator, Stan Goff, has written about the noted lack of “Game” of various Special Operations Officers [as well as the Natural Alpha “Game” of ground operators. Many Delta Force Members apparently racked up multiple-notches on deployed missions even while in relationships at home.]

    One who stands out is Lieutenant General William G. Boykin [ret.] who despite being a Delta Force Officer of the highest standing and commanding the CIA’s Special Activities Division, eventually drove off his wife for being too religious and has not found a replacement for her, yet.

    Example of AbW: Orlando Bloom or Johnny Depp

    Women worldwide feel spontaneous ‘gina tingles’ upon catching even a digitized glimpse of these dudes, but I suspect many men wouldn’t trust them in any leadership capacity outside of the pursuit of women.

    Also, there is the fact that sense “Alphas” are ‘Alpha’ only in relation to their peer group, they can lose their Alpha Status if displaced from that group.

    Example: Upper middle class AbW’s who were drafted into the Vietnam War and fell completely apart or Crime-Lord AbM’s who get caught and are sent to prisons where the incarcerated population isn’t friendly to them.

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  4. LOL,

    Second dude for sure.

    hahahahahaha

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  5. By the way the second guy appears to have one woman and cares that she will sleep with other guys. She wants to sleep with other guys. Seems to be beta characteristics, no? What am I missing here

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  6. 2. that’s kicking/hitting, boo.

    One of my male coaches growing up use to do stuff like #1, often while we were conveniently in our briefs and on our backs trying to stretch our hamstrings. He was eventually accused of inappropriate relations, and I believe now coaches boys in a different town. He was a total dick, but awesome coach (great eyes for what you’re doing wrong). Half the girls were D-1 by the time he was done.
    (I call him a dick for the times he threw shit at us and called us fat lazy dullards, etc., not for getting up close and personal.)

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  7. Bukowski for sure:

    “I would be married, but I’d have no wife, I would be married to a single life.”

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  8. “He was a total dick, but awesome coach ”

    classic female inability to connect the fuckin’ dots

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  9. classic female inability to connect the fuckin’ dots,/blockquote>
    uh huh, note that I didn’t say “despite being a total dick he was an awesome coach”.
    PS- you can be a total dick, but a shitty coach.

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  10. damn stupid > ahem.

    classic female inability to connect the fuckin’ dots

    uh huh, note that I didn’t say “despite being a total dick he was an awesome coach”.
    PS- you can be a total dick, but a shitty coach.

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  11. Two pathetic examples of huMANity. NEXT…..

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  12. on September 22, 2009 at 12:28 pm Raymo in LeDroit

    Both of these men suck and are not Alphas. The second one had the right attitude but the kicking and hitting was not required. Hard to tell from a still, but I suspect the first is just a guy that gets thrilled from non-sexual touching because he is not getting enough sexual touching.

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  13. Don’t your HBD protocols prohibit lauding the achievements of anyone that Ted Kennedy let in the front door? Steve Sailer will not let you into his club now…

    If you actually read Sailer, you’d notice that he often lauds the specific abilities of various races and ethnicities. At other times, he points out the deficiencies of various races and ethnicities. HBD is about acknowledging these differences between groups.

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  14. Is this a fucking joke? Apparently none of you chumps have actually read Bukowski. Do yourselves a favor and thumb through his “Women.”

    Bukowski was an ugly man who banged one beautiful woman after another, threw them out on their asses, and wrote about the experience in very thinly veiled autobiographical “fiction” afterwards.

    When asked about his creative process, he wrote: “You don’t try. That’s very important: not to try, either for Cadillacs, creation or immortality. You wait, and if nothing happens, you wait some more. It’s like a bug high on the wall. You wait for it to come to you. When it gets close enough you reach out, slap out and kill it. Or if you like its looks you make a pet out of it.”

    This isn’t remotely close. Bukowski in a landslide.

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  15. This is like a cage match between two homeless people to see who’s richer.

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  16. My View:

    The first man does not exclusively seem to be an Alpha. Just because he’s entered a position where such intimate touching is o.k. in that specific situation does not mean that he is sexually attractive to those women at all.

    Charles Bukowski, while being a slayer of pretty lies and a preacher of ugly truths, isn’t particularly Alpha in that situation, either.

    See my previous post in this same thread.

    An ‘Alpha’ is only so in relation to the consent and satisfaction of others. Just because he’s wrangled some emotionally damaged ultimate-shit testing woman does not mean Charles Bukowski is an Alpha.

    By all definitions, Mr. Bukowski seemed to handle that situation rather Beta’ly… Letting a pretty minor shit-test compromise his locus of inner control and mar his image for all time.

    A Greater Alpha… A Prime Alpha… Is one who is in control of potentials and realities.

    Reality to marshall resources, power and energy to his control and satisfaction. The potential to harm those who interfere with or hinder this process.

    For a True Alpha… That is all that should really be conveyed in this situation. A stern look or a cold word to remind an interloper or emotional-usurper that the ‘potential’ for their immediate happiness can go down exponentially with the smallest of efforts…

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  17. I’m not feeling the amused mastery. I give it to the man juggling two coccyx.

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  18. If you actually read Sailer, you’d notice that he often lauds the specific abilities of various races and ethnicities. At other times, he points out the deficiencies of various races and ethnicities.

    READ: East Asians are really smart and brainy, Whites are slightly less intelligent, but stronger and more masculine, Blacks are savages who are unfit for civilization. Everybody else is just not as smart, but peaceable and best left in their respective homelands.

    HBD is about acknowledging these differences between groups.

    HBD is only useful for showing that black people are useless for modern civilization with no redeeming talents. Athletics is not a redeeming talent.

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  19. The guy in the top photo looks like K. Pattabhi Jois, the founder of Ashtanga Yoga. Interestingly, the Economist obituary noted that “Women followers, it was said, received altogether different adjustments from the men. ” 🙂
    http://www.economist.com/displaystory.cfm?story_id=13776890

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  20. Hahahaha, what’s that first guy doing anyway? Checking their pulses? centering their chis?

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  21. We know nothing of this yogi other than the placement of his hands when that photo was taken. There’s plenty of info on Bukowski.

    Bukowski, FTW. Sara Beighle (vid) later went on a hunger strike to get Bukowski back after he had kicked her to the curb. He’s noted for having slept with many women.

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  22. maybe he’s preparing to deadlift both of them?

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  23. I’ve been reading this blog for some time.

    Could someone explain, what the hell is a gina tingle?

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  24. Bukowski for sure. the thing about him, and i’m assuming his books paint a decent picture of what he was like in real life, is that he drank all the time, only cared about writing and horse betting, and was hard as hell to get along with. eventually that will wear thin with any woman. but chances are high that he stands high in the memories of his ex’s.

    one of my all-time favorite phrases that Bukowski called his live-in girlfriends: “shack job”. As in, i had to get rid of that ol’ shack job.

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  25. From Wikipedia:
    With increasing notoriety and growing fame, Bukowski embarked on a series of love affairs and one-night stands. His most important relationships were with Linda King, a poet and sculptress, Liza Williams, a recording executive, and Pamela O’Brien AKA “Cupcakes”(dubbed by her friends because of her size 38D chest), a red-headed single mother. …

    In 1976, Bukowski met Linda Lee Beighle, a health food restaurant owner, … they lived together intermittently over the next two years, Bukowski sometimes tiring (he said) of the relationship and sending her on her way.

    After a series of ‘hunger strikes’ and pleadings on the part of Beighle, Bukowski relented and took Beighle back in. They were eventually married … in 1985

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  26. @Ted
    I’ve been reading this blog for some time.

    Could someone explain, what the hell is a gina tingle?

    —-

    (Va)Gina tingle is when cunts get moist, itch and burn, not from STDs, but for a stiff one from a certain type of man. Alpha man. The bigger better deal who is not her husband or her LTR boyfriend. A.k.a ‘New Cock Urge’ or NCU sometimes.

    Gina tingle is a physiological and psychological response in women to sexual arousal, and is mostly triggered by a man who is an aloof, uncaring asshole of perceived high financial/social worth. Many women deny their gina tingles but their words mean nothing when they come back for more with moistened panties.

    If you want to be with women, induce their gina tingles. Without the hole between their thighs they are nothing, so make optimum use of it.

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  27. Do yoga instructors really come this fucking fat? I figured they are all skinny New Age twinks with excess chesthair billowing from their leotards.

    I can’t see the Bukovki vid right now, but on pure moxie of being a fatass fitness instructor, I’m leaning Fatass No. 1.

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  28. on September 22, 2009 at 1:28 pm Sigmund the Sea Monster

    Ruby:

    I don’t have a lot of time to flesh out this idea, but the distinction between AbM and AbW seems like a relatively recent development in Western civilization.

    In centuries past, a successful general/conquering king would no doubt have had his pick of the “spoils of war.” Think about that study about the large percentage of men in Central Asia that are decendants of Genghis Khan.

    This might also continue to be true in less civilized parts of the world. Sub-Saharan Africa for example. People like Jacob Zuma for example.

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  29. In Response to PA:

    Haha, sure. Dually noted and agreed. “Eyes lit up” — I’ll add that to my personal Urban Dictionary.

    Though, I do think that external signs or actions emanating from the ‘gina tingle’ can be observed.

    Whether increased playfulness, kino or more sexual body language, a woman WILL give you signs that she’s aroused by you.

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  30. I’ve been studying male-female relationship for years. After doing some of my own “research” on male-female relationships for a few years, I decided to write an overview in 3 parts.

    Alpha male and beta male are just two different behavioral strategies. In this definition, they are more about how many hot chicks want to sleep with you. That’s fine and useful, but it doesn’t explain how to get the chicks you want to want you back. That I think is the thing all of us want, and that’s what I want to write about.

    I’m curious what your thoughts would be on it, considering your world view.

    http://magarshak.com/blog

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  31. Off topic,but keeping things light:

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  32. W Baker: “Don’t think the old man is a yogi.”

    He is a very famous yogi indeed, K. Pattabhi Jois, founder of Ashtanga yoga. He may not have the figure you expect in that photo because he was probably about 90 years old when it was taken. He just died this year at the grand old age of 94.

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  33. David Alexander,
    You said:

    “If you actually read Sailer, you’d notice that he often lauds the specific abilities of various races and ethnicities. At other times, he points out the deficiencies of various races and ethnicities.

    READ: East Asians are really smart and brainy, Whites are slightly less intelligent, but stronger and more masculine, Blacks are savages who are unfit for civilization. Everybody else is just not as smart, but peaceable and best left in their respective homelands.

    HBD is about acknowledging these differences between groups.

    HBD is only useful for showing that black people are useless for modern civilization with no redeeming talents. Athletics is not a redeeming talent.”

    O: Sheeeeet. Speak for yourself, loserman. The elder Brotha in the first photo is showing how its done, son. And in truth, such things happen all the time. Don’t go trying to project your own feelings of unworthiness onto the rest of us happy, well adjusted, and achieving Black folk.

    O

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  34. Astra: I stand corrected. 90 years old with skin and shape as taut as that is almost unbelievable…

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  35. Astra

    He is a very famous yogi indeed, K. Pattabhi Jois, founder of Asstango yoga.

    the wooden parquet floor bathed in the pure essence of Polyurethane imparts a spiritual element found in all ashrams

    namaste

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  36. I can’t tell if the Fat Turd Guru is a Brotha or an Indian. I think he is a badly sunburned albino of undetermined race.

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  37. @ dan – Do you think the man acts alpha in the video or acts like a spoiled kid? You’re extra excited because you know who he is and want to tell us, several times, but based on the video, he’s not very alpha at all.

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  38. on September 22, 2009 at 2:01 pm Just A Question

    Just for clarification in reference to the first photo. So an alpha is someone who uses their position to cop a feel? Am I correct? Do we know how many conquests he has or claims to have?

    Seems like anyone who uses their position to cop a feel isn’t alpha. Alphas don’t need to cop a feel when doing their jobs.

    In reference to the Bukowski clip. If he is so alpha WTF is he doing engaged to a woman who is telling him to his face she will live with other people for the rest of his life (ie: I’m not living with you). I’ve got news for him: She dumped you.

    Neither are alpha. The first is a perv, the second has one-itis or is a clueless chump. His need to hit a woman shows he ran out of options for dealing with her.

    I vote neither.

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  39. Yoga coach for the win. No apology, no explanation will take you far.

    Abuse for its own sake does not an alpha make. Bukowski can’t even keep his woman; he’s kicking her out after learning she’s going to sleep around. Is he disinterested? Planning his next conquest? No; he’s upset because she got to him. Granted, that’s better than being an accomodating male feminist, but that’s a low bar to clear. Not true alpha behavior.

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  40. Bukowski.

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  41. Every single of those yoga women’s husbands: a collective Beta of the Month club.

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  42. Bukowski must get my vote, and therfore, win simply because he achieved fame.

    He was a wretched pig born from the anti-hero promoted in the 1950’s as America flagellated itself with guilt for having won WW II.

    The writer joined the anti-art sphere as surely as those shitty sculptures depicted and blasted here and on bhetti’s blog.

    Don’t appreciate Rembrandt and the years of dedicated skill to learn an art – that’s passe. No, appreciate the skill it took Jackson Pollock to create a painter’s apron.

    Don’t appreciate Shakespeare. Too diff. Absorb the magnificence of Bukowski’s descriptive powers as he describes shitting his pants.

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  43. Obisidian: “Sheeeeet. Speak for yourself, loserman. The elder Brotha in the first photo is showing how its done, son. And in truth, such things happen all the time. Don’t go trying to project your own feelings of unworthiness onto the rest of us happy, well adjusted, and achieving Black folk.”

    Heh, the yoga instructor is no “brotha”, he’s Indian. Nice try, though.

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  44. How the hell is Charles not more Alpha?

    What’s more alpha than laying it on the line and kicking your girl out of your house!

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  45. @on September 22, 2009 at 12:42 pm dan

    This isn’t remotely close. Bukowski in a landslide.

    Could not agree with you more. Too many beta chumps voting for the yoga guy because of their fear of being called a beater lol.

    They are betas in disguise.

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  46. When I grow up I wanna be a yogi.

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  47. What arbitrary contestants. Any background on Apu? Need more than one still photo.

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  48. you’ve set yourself a trap. The first picture is of a darkie, a south asian one to be exact. Don’t your HBD protocols prohibit lauding the achievements of anyone that Ted Kennedy let in the front door? Steve Sailer will not let you into his club now…

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  49. on September 22, 2009 at 2:20 pm Ferdinand Bardamu

    You do not fuck with Charles Bukowski. Ever.

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  50. “What’s more alpha than laying it on the line and kicking your girl out of your house”

    Kicking and whining are girlish.Now,if Bukowski had given the shrew the back of his hand that would’ve been alpha.

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  51. “Every single of those yoga women’s husbands: a collective Beta of the Month club.”

    Here here! I second that motion.

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  52. Charles Bukowski has a classically beta reaction according to the new experts on what is alpha and beta, aka the dating experts. He is reactive and jealous. An alpha is “supposed to be” uncaring and aloof all the time. And beat his wife.

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  53. I think some people are missing the point on Bukowski, arguing that he’s not alpha because his girl is going to sleep around and he’s losing his temper about it.

    1) The fact that the old, ugly bastard can have a young piece of ass in the first place is impressive enough.

    2) He’s a fat, alcoholic, ugly, old bastard, so OF COURSE she’s not going to be content with just getting banged by his ancient, mummified shlong.

    3) Even in his degenerated condition, you can see the underlying alpha mindset come through when his bitch dares to cross him. It’s that attitude that used to keep women desperately clinging to him. When he was younger, or even anywhere remotely close to his prime, he would never have ended up in this unfortunate situation. He would have been the one telling her how he was going to be “seeing some other people” while she cried and begged.

    The old lion still can roar, he just can’t keep the young lionesses from roaming away from the pride anymore.

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  54. The yogi is almost certainly Pattabhi Jois, who for a mysterious health reason, stopped doing yoga at least 25 years ago, confining his activities to prayers and breathing exercises (and teaching–hands on style!–hundreds upon hundreds of gorgeous western babes his very own demanding style of yoga). His body declined a lot once he stopped doing the asanas or postures, though he did look pretty good for his age. When he was young, he was a lean ultra-intense yogi in obviously topnotch condition with not a nanogram of fat anywhere to be seen on his body.

    Pattabhi Jois was alpha all the way to his grave.

    So was Bukowski though. Hard pick, actually. Would depend on how many women Jois actually violated his yogic vows with. Probably not a lot…so the nod goes to Bukowski, who had no vows to violate.

    P.S. Yoga chicks will often do ANYTHING for their gurus, no matter how old they are or what they look like or what kind of shape they’re in. Someone wrote a few years back that there were two jobs that seemed to score with gorgeous women: rock drummer…and yoga teacher. I don’t know about the rock drummer…but yoga instructors, man, they’re In Like Flynn.

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  55. Agree with those who have said neither, based on the limited info presented. Unlike the Berlusconi/Beatty comparison, which gave pretty clear indications of character and bevavior. Bukowski may or may not be a successful womanizer, but I agree with S_A here that in this clip, he just looks like a drunk, impulsive asshole. If Yoga Guy is actually that famous yogi, he may be focused on correcting their positions, as a teacher, and not creating a sexual vibe at all. If so, the fact that the women let him do this means nothing. Yogi guy seems to be in a position of power, knowledge, and authority, which is a kind of social dominance. But that’s assuming a lot from one photo. Bukowski looks and behaves like the homeless guy I wouldn’t cross the street to piss on if he was on fire. So neither, but if forced, Yoga Guy.

    I mean, looks like he’s laying his hands directly on the ‘ginas to make them tingle! how cool is that? 🙂

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  56. @seeking alpha

    cheap superficial bullshit from an obvious beta in poor disguise. yes, i know some things about bukowski. what i know about bukowski leads me to conclude that he is vastly more alpha than all the yoga instructors in the world, living and dead, combined. anyone who doesn’t know that has no business voting or opining on the subject.

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  57. That is called the gina tingle pose actually. He is just showing them the proper form.

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  58. @meanbone

    it was AFTER this incident that the chick in the video went on a hunger strike begging bukowski to take her back. the only beta thing he did was eventually relent and marry her, but by that point he had one and a half feet in the grave.

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  59. And by the way it seems to be useless to talk abotu alphas and betas. Much better to talk about strategies for getting what you want consistently.

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  60. You got that first one from failblog.

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  61. This video is more funny than alpha, but Bukowski was a super alpha in his day.

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  62. @dan

    So even in his declined state, the old alpha still had her coming back for more. Based on the video, I assume she was getting some on the side, but she still couldn’t bear to be without old Bukowski.

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  63. Charlie’s my man.

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  64. yoga is evil, it is a satanic art

    it allows herbish, SWPL men the chance of being themselves and still bang hot girls instead of following their rightful towards bachelorhood and extinction

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  65. on September 22, 2009 at 3:03 pm Virginia Gentleman

    With regards to Miss Helen Goddard and her minor girlfriend:

    Lower the boom, throw the book, toss the key, et cetera. If I’d pulled that kind of a stunt when I was 26, I’d be rotting in the Commonwealth’s prison system now. If Miss Goddard doesn’t face the exact same criminal standards that a British man would, then the British are guilty of sex-based discrimination.

    Of course, that wouldn’t stop them from bleating about how it isn’t fair to imprison her, though; the comments on some of the articles about the matter are imbecilic. And to top it all off, Goddard’s not hideous, although I get a distinct Viggo Mortensen vibe from her eyes. What a waste.

    I’ve got no vote in the cage match since I can’t seem to convince the Bukowski thing to display.

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  66. Pattabhi Jois looked like a concentration camp escapee back in the day:

    http://livingbreathingyoga.com/History.html

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  67. Gregory Magarshak

    By the way the second guy appears to have one woman and cares that she will sleep with other guys. She wants to sleep with other guys. Seems to be beta characteristics, no? What am I missing here

    What you are missing is that a man has the option of brinksmanship. Just as a woman has.

    Either she is owned, or she gets herself kicked out.

    What you are missing is that forcefully showing a woman that you plan to own her will often turn her on and make her submit, and feel love where before she felt little.

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  68. yoga should be baned and all practioneers directed to hydrogymnastics. It is just as silly as yoga, involves no physical contact whatsoever and has the advantage of being impossible to be taught by non-homossexual men, thus working for the larger project of forcing SWPL men out of the gene pool

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  69. Ruby,

    In fact, a former Delta Force, Special Forces and Ranger operator, Stan Goff, has written about the noted lack of “Game” of various Special Operations Officers [as well as the Natural Alpha “Game” of ground operators.

    The reason for the lack of game among officers (of all branches) is that the culture of the American officer’s corps harshly punishes marital infidelity, and rewards men whose wives are kept happy and on board with the program.

    Adultery is technically a crime under the UCMJ, so if you’re married, you better be extra careful about screwing around. At the same time, a good senior officer is expected to have a supportive wife, and single men are viewed with some skepticism.

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  70. on September 22, 2009 at 3:11 pm HUNGRY HUNGRY HIPPOS YO

    Charles Bukowski. Modern betas faced with a similar situation would be like “awww it’s okay hunny, I understand you have needs and that my 4 inch pale member isn’t enough to satiate your hyperbolic hunger for cock, go ahead and sleep around I’ll “”””support”””” you in every way I can, just don’t leave me please.” This nigga calls that bitch out on her shit and gets mad, power to him.

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  71. the other thing he’s missing is that the yogi in the photo isn’t demonstrated as having any women, he just happens to be in a profession where he can get away with copping a feel. that’s half a step up, at most, from groping a girl on a subway. keep at it dude, maybe you’ll be lucky enough to finger her one day. are gynecologists all alphas?

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  72. that was @Xsplat

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  73. Raymo in LeDroit

    Both of these men suck and are not Alphas. The second one had the right attitude but the kicking and hitting was not required.

    And how would you know what level of escalation was required to produce the desired result? What do you know about that woman, and what her responses would be?

    Some women never need a slap.

    Some do.

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  74. Nayagan
    you’ve set yourself a trap. The first picture is of a darkie, a south asian one to be exact.

    I understand the line of thought you use to interpret nammer darkies as untermensch because of their love for human excretions and lingering near the asstal areas; also we all know Pillifinos choose nursing in droves to capitalize on coprophilia urges. Lord knows, both can fold a still sopping hospital sheet in quarters in 2 seconds flat even though fairly rung with pea soup excreta. still, i don’t see your claim that our munificent host hoist himself with his own petard.

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  75. In Response to Ted:

    In CH terminology the “gina tingle” is analogous to the PUA’s “bedroom eyes”.

    Basically: The indicator and process by which a woman separates a man into either the “Alpha Lover”, “Beta Provider” or “Omega Dregs” group in the first 5 minutes of meeting him.

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  76. @Raymo in LeDroit

    goddamn some of you are disgraceful illiterates. the result of bukowski’s escalation is that the bitch went on a hunger strike begging him to take her back.

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  77. By all definitions, Mr. Bukowski seemed to handle that situation rather Beta’ly… Letting a pretty minor shit-test compromise his locus of inner control and mar his image for all time.

    Nonsense.

    Inner control. I suppose your face doesn’t contort during sex, Dr. Spock.

    He made his woman fear him. Fear irrational outbursts from him.

    In game theory it’s a very reasonable response – be irrational and unpredictable and inspire fear.

    That is appropriate.

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  78. PA confesst

    I can’t tell if the Fat Turd Guru is a Brotha or an Indian.

    a lot of times, they all look alike to me too.
    I’d say it simply has to be a swammi
    bc there’s no pockets in sweatpants

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  79. In CH terminology the “gina tingle” is analogous to the PUA’s “bedroom eyes”.

    Since the “gina tingle” is a female sensation that by definition I cannot feel, and furthermore, I can’t directly observe it when she’s all dressed an’ all, and since “bedroom eyes” is, like, so thirty five years ago, I like to refer to observable signs of sudden female arousal in casual situations as “eyes lit up.”

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  80. that chic tried a pretty strong shit test on Bukowksi.
    he did alright.

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  81. dan

    @Raymo in LeDroit

    goddamn some of you are disgraceful illiterates. the result of bukowski’s escalation is that the bitch went on a hunger strike begging him to take her back.

    any guy
    who walks on The Red Carpet
    gets to
    eat it
    free

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  82. “…no pockets in sweatpants”

    and I howl with laughter.

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  83. howling is
    good

    mout

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  84. Hey,
    What do you think about this story?
    [Synposis: hott music teacher turns lesbian at age 26, gets it on with underage student, goes to prison.]

    Peter

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  85. ”””””””””’Ruby
    In Response to PA:

    Haha, sure. Dually noted and agreed. “Eyes lit up” — I’ll add that to my personal Urban Dictionary.

    Though, I do think that external signs or actions emanating from the ‘gina tingle’ can be observed.

    Whether increased playfulness, kino or more sexual body language, a woman WILL give you signs that she’s aroused by you.
    ””””””””””””””””””””””’

    Body temperature is a pretty good indicator. When your sitting in the movie theatre and her arm starts to feel like it is catching fire. That is probably a good indicator that she has some definite gina tingle/eyes lit up action towards you. If you touch the pussy and it is hotter than the sun. Yea that is also a pretty good indicator of gina tingle.

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  86. I should have really linked to this:

    http://magarshak.com/blog/?p=51

    Do your worst. 🙂

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  87. Or some type of infection check for green cottage cheese.

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  88. The Yogi wins. The picture says it all.

    Good for Bukowski for kicking that bitch out, but the fact is if he set the tone right from the beggining, that relationship wouldn’t have gotten to that point. The fact that she came crawling back is nice, but he should have already moved on to new pussy and loses points for actually taking her back.

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  89. Greg

    An alpha is “supposed to be” uncaring and aloof all the time

    Greg, you give the impression that you are in a classroom sitting in a students desk and are taking a contrary view.

    You don’t give the impression that you are talking from personal life experience, or that you much care about that. It’s all theory to you?

    An alpha is “supposed”?

    See what works for yourself. I’m sure you’ll find that being aloof and uncaring ALL the time is boring and get’s you nothing.

    A man must be able to whip up his women in the highest passionate frenzy they’ve ever experienced. He must master his emotions not to be straight faced, but to be exuberant.

    Think of Mickey Rooney. He charmed with his exuberance. His passion was palpable, even in black and white and two dimensions.

    Aloof is bullshit.

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  90. are gynecologists all alphas?

    Yes, and ones who get aroused at work are superalpha.

    I ain’t seen the vid but Dan makes a good point. It’s Bukowski.

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  91. After watching video yea the chick was looking for him to do that shit. He did a good job actually had some spittle flying, little foaming at the mouth. Not sure on the name calling. You should only call her a bitch when your not angry. Just let her see the demon side of your soul in your eyes when shes a bad girl. Complete in tune with yourself held back rage. He let it all out though but pretty much was just moving her out the door. No wonder she went on hunger strike he he he

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  92. “real” relationship/love = True freedom

    Wild shit really and also a little scary.

    I am not worthy

    I am not worthy

    I will partake anyway

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  93. if the yogi beats bukowski in this poll, he needs to dissolve his readership and elect a new one. this is fucking embarrassing.

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  94. Bukowski was low living alpha scum. He was usually wasted and he sleep with random women simply because they were offering. He didn’t seem to discriminate much on looks although he noted if they were fat(many were) or ugly. I read a couple of his books. I find them interesting since I kinda dig beat literature.

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  95. go read Women by Bukowski and tell me the pervert/under the radar copping a feel yogi guy still has him beat.

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  96. I would completely deck the asshole in the first picture. I hope one of them did, but I doubt it. Such is the power of stupidity.

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  97. Dan Bukowski was an ugly man who banged one beautiful woman after another, threw them out on their asses, and wrote about the experience in very thinly veiled autobiographical “fiction” afterwards

    I read Junky, Thoughts Of A Dirty Old Man and a third book whose title escapes me now. He only had one beautiful woman in thoughts of a dirty old man.

    The rest of the women Bukowski “laid down with were hard looking working class ladies, women of the night, or fat women. He wasn’t big on holding down a job either. He would make enough to shack up somewhere and drink to his heart was content. He was pretty good on calling out the BS of human behavior thought. I can only imagine what he would have to say about HBD.

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  98. Dan

    not only are you a bunch of sorry uneducated plebeians, but by writing this preposterous shit you are unequivocally exposing yourselves as internet posers who’ve never come face-to-face with a real life vagina and don’t have a fucking clue what to do with one in the unlikely event that you ever do.

    Dan, you are the male version of Dana. I love your hate.

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  99. on September 22, 2009 at 4:11 pm 54-Year-Old-Virgin

    That yoga picture! Whoa!!

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  100. Oh just because I didn’t say if before chic noir votes… Burkowski. You guys may look at the beats and some sort of bootleg pre-hipes who helped to usher in our current dystopia.

    For wannabe alphas check out some of Burkowski’s work to help you cultivate the devil may care attitude.

    @dan- now now my friend. Calm down. You aren’t the only Burkowski fan here. If they don’t know, they don’t know. I’ve been introduced to various great writers via Kamal ,Clio, Vladimir ,two blowhards etc… Don’t insult the ignorant, teach them what you want them to know or point them in the right direction.

    P.S. Dan, have you read Naked Lunch by William S. Burroughs. It read like something Lurker(no offense) would write. Were all of those sex scenes really analogies for something bigger?

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  101. xsplat- Dan, you are the male version of Dana. I love your hate.

    You beat me to it. I was thinking the same thing.

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  102. Bukowski worked in the Post Office while writing his early novels. I get the idea that he writes Alpha far better than he lives it.

    The other guy? Hard to say from one photo with no back story.

    All I can say here is “insuficient data”.

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  103. i would never use the word plebeian–makes you look like a smacked ass

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  104. I refuse to answer this. It’s fine to ridicule abject betas (BotM) but to have an “alpha contest” is more zeta than Riemann. True alphas have no interest in other mens’ alphatude.

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  105. @dan- love the passion and the hate. props. but if that piece of shit is an alpha, then i’m a fucking supernova. banging lowlifes, fatties and pros is something we’re supposed to emulate? kicking a middle-aged woman off his couch? ooooh. he may be a funny and gifted writer, and he may inspire devotion in some narrow subset of women. but none of that is in the clip. the yoga guru, on the other hand, even though the touching is asexual, has shown mastery in some area of life, one that women (for whatever reason) respect and go for. some other poster indiated that yoga instructors are drowning in poon. i believe that, and it seems like a more reliable way to show consistent social proof and status, and attract women, even if it’s soemthing i’d never get into.

    that said, i voted neither, because the info for each is too limited. and my view is based on my style, and the view that asshole game attracts a certain kind of women with self-esteem issues. you go a lot farther, and attract from a wider pool, by showing your value with more desirable personality traits.

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  106. @chic noir

    i’m not even that big a fan of bukowski’s fiction and poetry (though i admire its grit and guts) — my own literary tastes run towards 19th century russia and pre-war britain and ireland.

    it’s been at least a decade since i picked up anything by burroughs (or kerouac, or ginsberg for that matter) but as i recall, yeah, the sex scenes (and all the drug-taking/trading stuff, etc.) are meant to be a send-up of eisenhower-era america.

    anyway, my objection to these commenters isn’t that they’re unfamiliar with bukowski. it’s (a) that their criticisms of what he’s doing in the video are mindless rote recitation of something they heard from a pua guru once that was either bullshit from the start or valid until they took it out of its proper context. and (b) they’re crediting the yogi for something that’s scarcely more impressive than pretending to trip so that you can fall into boobs.

    each of these is a tell-tale sign of very limited experience with actual, in-the-flesh vaginas. taken together, it’s dispositive.

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  107. @maurice

    bukowski isn’t exactly a reliable narrator, and he loved trashing his girls post-facto (see the video above), so we can’t say anything truly conclusive. but his most famous conquests were hardly anything to be ashamed of.

    cf.

    http://bukowski.net/forum/attachment.php?attachmentid=1042&stc=1&d=1231377437

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  108. “that their criticisms of what he’s doing in the video are mindless rote recitation of something they heard from a pua guru once”

    Game is like church: many attend, but few understand.

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  109. Re: the guys asking about the term “gina tingle.”

    I recently realized that he borrowed the parlance from the South Park episode, “The Ring.” Which is a hilarious and very ‘CH’ episode.

    http://www.southparkstudios.com/guide/1301/

    go to 2:25, and 4:45.

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  110. JB Game is like church: many attend, but few understand.

    Epic comment JB.

    Now it’s up the alphas of this board if you will granted honorary alpha status.

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  111. Lets examine Bukowski’s dilemma as related in the YouTube vid shall we?

    A woman who lives with him, is also “living with other people”, and clearly wants to be able to spend the night at other men’s houses while still getting room & board at Bukowski’s whenever she pleases (probably about 4-5 nights a week).

    What she has “of value” is her better looks comparitively speaking to his own ageing self. She reasons that giving him pussy 3 or 4 nights a week should be sufficient, and he should allow her to fuck the men she actually desires physically on the other days.

    How “alpha” would Bukowski be if he were married to this woman? If she divorced him then, he’d likely be forced to sell his house and give her half the equity, split his 401K or I.R.A with her, and he’d be forced by California to pay her some alimony for several years. If they had a couple of kids together, he’d really be royally fucked.

    Bukowski can “play alpha” because he is not married to this female, and thus can kick her out (“give you over to them” is how he phrased it in the video). As soon as he puts a ring on her slutty finger, she financially has him by the balls and he will have to pay her for years afterwards. He can be an alpha and still kick her out (if married), but its going to cost him royally financially, gutting his resources and making it hard to keep a non-hovel roof over his own head.

    In other words, staying single is why Bukowski can remain alpha in this circumstance without facing deep financial injury. This is why I keep going back to “laws” on this website. If the laws were different, any beta could tell a straying wife to “get out of my home”, and she’d be S.O.L. However under current circumstances, she knows she can injure him monetarily to the point that he will be hard-pressed to attract other females of similar value to herself. We have to get these asinine laws that disadvantage men changed.

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  112. *chic noir looks at her watch*

    Still awaiting the alphas decision.

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  113. anyway, my objection to these commenters isn’t that they’re unfamiliar with bukowski

    so anyone, I mean anyone, who doesn´t vote for your masculine/dominant/big-dicked hero lacks experience with vaginas? and you, who worships a masculine/dominant/assertive stud is the vaginal expert?

    It is no surprise that Chic Noir has complimented you and aggreed with your logic

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  114. Dan said:

    “(b) they’re crediting the yogi for something that’s scarcely more impressive than pretending to trip so that you can fall into boobs.”

    And you’re crediting Bukowski for doing only what any red blooded man would do, kick the bitch out. You don’t get credit for shit you’re supposed to do. Further more, he loses points for taking the bitch back later and marrying her.

    The yogi has demonstrated enough dominance that he can get away with grabbing taint without protest. That’s not super-alpha, but it’s better than nothing. Bukowski did nothing.

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  115. I can’t believe that the Tardathon at the Black Men White Women thread is still going on.

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  116. Dan: my objection to these commenters isn’t that they’re unfamiliar with bukowski. it’s (a) that their criticisms of what he’s doing in the video are mindless rote recitation of something they heard from a pua guru once that was either bullshit from the start or valid until they took it out of its proper context. and (b) they’re crediting the yogi for something that’s scarcely more impressive than pretending to trip so that you can fall into boobs.

    I’ve got to cosign this comment.

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  117. anyway, it is honorable to use sports/gym classes to touch girls´ hips or genitals only during teen years, specially early teen years.

    To be able to do that (what the yogi does) repeatedly, teh guy must pass such an assexual vibe that only an assexual guy can have.

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  118. ”””””””Uncle Gabby
    The Yogi wins. The picture says it all.

    Good for Bukowski for kicking that bitch out, but the fact is if he set the tone right from the beggining, that relationship wouldn’t have gotten to that point. The fact that she came crawling back is nice, but he should have already moved on to new pussy and loses points for actually taking her back.
    ””””””””””””””””””

    Well yea in a “real” relationship you can actually do any fucking thing you want. That is as he says real love slices through all the mundane and bullshit of life. Or something like that. Hard to find “real” relationships though.

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  119. @Uncle Gabby

    And you’re crediting Bukowski for doing only what any red blooded man would do, kick the bitch out.

    and how many of our 21st century upper-middle-class castrati and cuckolds would kick the bitch out upon hearing her intention to sleep with other men?

    i already noted that it was beta of him to take her back, but (a) that was after she went begging on a damn hunger strike and (b) by that point he was an addled drunkard and died a few years later.

    okay, i gotta go to the gym now, see you bitches later.

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  120. Dan said:

    “and how many of our 21st century upper-middle-class castrati and cuckolds would kick the bitch out upon hearing her intention to sleep with other men?”

    None. But he’s from an earlier, decidedly manlier generation, and his response is no different from what my own grandfather’s would have been if confronted with this shit. You’re comparing that with a generation raised on too much soy. Elmer Fudd looks super alpha compaired with these dregs.

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  121. The vibe I get from the first picture is that the fat dude has become frustrated trying to get a handle on these smooth, rounded things and has recently figured out that putting a few fingers into the soft, yielding middle-groove provides a better grip.
    In other words, it is not a picture of happy sexual-access.
    However, it is an absolutely stunning display of objectification for a roomful of young females. I mean, it gets straight to the point.
    “Girls! Uncover your pussies and cover your face!”
    And that is exactly what they are obviously cool with.

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  122. Ruby – what are we agreeing to disagree about?

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  123. i didn’t think i had any faith in humanity left to lose, and then i encountered the idiocy of the pro-yogi comments.

    dickheads, listen: you are faulting bukowski because, according to some e-book of pua charlatanry you once read, he gets angrier than an alpha “should”? and i suppose if he’d stayed a bit cooler, he would have gotten an even better result than the chick nearly killing herself to get back in his good graces?

    and because of that, you’re voting for a guy who isn’t demonstrated as having achieved anything at all with any woman aside from groping a couple of clothed crotches? which he is able to do precisely because, for the women, it’s a completely desexualized context (i.e. he’s just a professional doing his job, like an auto mechanic)?

    not only are you a bunch of sorry uneducated plebeians, but by writing this preposterous shit you are unequivocally exposing yourselves as internet posers who’ve never come face-to-face with a real life vagina and don’t have a fucking clue what to do with one in the unlikely event that you ever do.

    he needs to take down some ip’s and start blocking some people from voting if not necessarily from commenting. this is like inviting a bunch of gorillas to weigh in on the social organization of chimpanzees.

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  124. Gabby

    None. But he’s from an earlier, decidedly manlier generation, and his response is no different from what my own grandfather’s would have been if confronted with this shit.

    I’m not buying it Gabby.

    Not even one cent of it.

    My father would have never done such a thing, nor put himself into such a situation.

    Charlie was hard living. Most people aren’t that brash.

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  125. And there is nothing beta about taking a woman back who previously refused to settle down with you.

    To claim so is silly, stupid, and childish.

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  126. Ruby

    Any man doing similar today, on recorded media no less, would be instantly subject to criminal charges.

    Doesn’t the woman have to press charges?

    If you think all women would, you are clueless as to what buttons Charlies actions pushed in the woman in that day, and what buttons the same actions would push in today’s women.

    Clue: they are the same buttons.

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  127. chicy fuckface, its doubtful you read Bukowski. Too many big words for you.

    And given your meager reading comprehension skills demonstrated here, if you did make it through 1 chapter, you probably didn’t understand anythign beyond “he talks dirty, tee-hee.”

    bitch.

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  128. Obsidian

    Speak for yourself, loserman. The elder Brotha in the first photo is showing how its done, son.

    I’m not sure East Indian males see themselves as “brothas” and I’m guessing DA sees East Indians on average just below East Asians.

    So I think they make it into his Worthy People category.

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  129. Xsplat wrote:
    “I’m not buying it Gabby.

    Not even one cent of it.

    My father would have never done such a thing, nor put himself into such a situation”

    He wouldn’t have reacted with anger if he found out his wife or girlfriend were cheating on him? Of course he wouldn’t put himself in that situation. But how would he have known he was with a woman who was cheating on him until…wait for it…he found out she was cheating on him? And in that case, you’re telling me he wouldn’t react with riteous indignation?

    And she did not refuse to “settle down with him.” That statements implies that he got pissy because he asked her to marry him and she said no. That is a distortion of the truth. She was living with him, probably off him as well, yet wanted to keep fucking other people on the side. He found out what she was about and kicked her out. He should have stuck by his guns.

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  130. Gabby, you might want to watch the video again.

    He didn’t “find out” she was cheating. She wasn’t cheating. There relationship was not yet at the stage of being exclusive. She was stating that she refused to let it become exclusive.

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  131. In Response to Sigmund the Sea Monster:

    The AbM/AbW distinction is definitely a modern phenomenon. I suspect it is a result of social and class mobilities within the last 250 years. Whereas men almost always had to be Aristocrats by means of warfare, money or legacy to maintain relationships with multiple women before liberalization in the West, men post-liberalization were able to have absolutely no social or class-related achievements and still have access to many women.

    In Response to Cinco Jotas:

    Thank you for the information. Definitely something to think about in pursuit of my future goals.

    In Response to Xsplat:

    We must agree to disagree.

    In my definition, a man is only ‘Alpha’ in relation to his peer group. Charles Bukowski, being a man of his times, means and status, could perform such acts against women.

    Any man doing similar today, on recorded media no less, would be instantly subject to criminal charges.

    In Response to Dan:

    Please read my previous comment to Xsplat. I think many are think of Charles Bukowski’s actions in context of today’s standards.

    You’re taking the entirety of his life and works into consideration. Neither perspective is really wrong.

    But in context of his challenge — I agree with you, Bukowski is more immediately “Alpha”.

    In context of any of us having a chance of pulling a similar stunt, well…

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  132. Who cares? They are Alphas only within their pathetic circles.
    Both these guys are obvious highly skilled at snagging deeply desperate women — in the first case desperate for a messiah, in Bukowki’s case desperate to feel like they have done something special with their lives like bang a famous writer.

    The fact is, neither of these guys is fit to polish Berlusconi’s left testicle. The skankiest woman Silvio ever fucked would wretch at the thought of touching either of them.

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  133. chic noir: I read Junky, Thoughts Of A Dirty Old Man and a third book whose title escapes me now.

    Junky is by William Burroughs.

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  134. Bukowski is the Alpha Male of Alpha Males.

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  135. yeah, i wrote too quickly that taking her back was beta. he remained dominant, and presumably continued his womanizing. nothing beta there. agreeing to marry her, though, was slightly beta.

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  136. Losing your cool is beta as hell. That old cocksucker isn’t cool.

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  137. lapin, thanks for the correction.

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  138. Time for some humor. This video was taken last Sunday at the Lions-Vikings game. Apparently these drunk chicks were making total nuisances of themselves and decided to dump their beer on the guys sitting in front of them. Hilariousness ensues. The dude at 1:45 is great.

    Notice how when the attractive chick can’t manipulate the situation with her looks and tits she resorts to crying. Bitch deserved to get kicked out. She should be happy, at least she didn’t have to watch the Lions play any longer….

    [editor: sweet justice. a chick dumps beer on me she’s getting a hot dog up her nose in retaliation. there’s no better method for teaching bitches a lesson than public humiliation.]

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  139. Just to clarify, the video starts right after the girls dump their beer on the guys. I’d click the video to get the original size with the description for maximum effect. There is also a boob grab somewhere near the end.

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  140. Hilarious. What a bunch of fucking losers.

    Anyone not voting for Bukowski is a shit-eating beta maggot.

    He defined his own existence. He didn’t run around a hamster wheel like you 9-5 losers. He got drunk, fucked beautiful women, and slept.

    He didn’t even need to run game. He was an insufferable (except to the women who loved him and celebrities who idolized him) asshole who got more pussy than anyone reading this. Celebrities begged him to attend their house parties.

    Let’s see….Be an asshole, eat, sleep, shit, and fuck. How exactly was he not the Alpha of Alphas?

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  141. Gotta agree with Mike. A man who touches vagina under the guise of being their yoga master is more beta than anything. In the end he’s not banging those girls.

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  142. hormoaning
    Time for some humor.

    uh that wasn’t humor.

    I was afraid one of those women were going to slapped or worse punched in the face.

    I can’t get over the younger one trying to intimidate two guys. This is an example of the type of stuff that women very rarely do to other women.

    STUPID STUPID STUIPD I don’t think most young women realize how violent the average man or how difficult it is for the average man to contain his anger once it’s unleashed.

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  143. I guess the theme song for this thread is “Smack My Bitch Up”.

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  144. A man who touches vagina under the guise of being their yoga master is more beta than anything. In the end he’s not banging those girls.

    Yeah, kinda reminds me of the betadouches in undergrad who would offer girls massages just to have an excuse to touch them, but of course never got any farther than that.

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  145. I actually voted for Bukowski solely out of reputation, and basically knowing nothing about this potentially asexual Yogi; but that video makes Bukowski look totally beta.

    Also it’s really worth noting that his debauched credentials should seriously be questioned. His writing style is surreal, and his allegedly biographical stories are liberally sprinkled with obvious fantasy.

    We are largely forced to take the word of Bukowski in what actually qualifies as a ‘Beautiful Woman’. In comparison to his ugly ass, a high 6 is obscenely beautiful. His widow was 5.5 in her youth, being generous even. Also, his drunk 24/7 to the point of barely remembering a decade of his life period is where most of his autobiographical seduction of young attractive women takes place. He was in no state of mind to judge between unnattractive barflies and beautiful women, and a 25-35 year old man picking up chicks isn’t exceptional, even in the ’40s.

    His fans need to calm the fuck down.

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  146. @mike and roosh

    well said

    @jay et al.

    goddamnit what will it take for you posers and frauds to be cowed into an embarrassed silence?

    how are masturbation and solitude working out for you? everything you thought they would be, and more?

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  147. Funny video. Fat girls should never be allowed within 10 feet of stripper poles. Ever been to a nightclub where you have a whale floundering around the pole? Scarred for life….

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  148. Excuse me, how is being a fucking POET less beta than being a yoga instructor? And the “hot, young ass” Bukowski pulled?

    “a health food restaurant owner, aspiring actress and devotee of Meher Baba, leader of an Indian religious society”

    This is so much more grand than feeling SWPL vaginas all day AT THE AGE OF 90? Jois, who perhaps can no longer manage an erection, is trumping the proposed twilight of liquor and hookers with a one-hundred poon salute from women willing to pay handsomely for his ‘wisdom.’

    Irrefutable proof that the yogi beats the poet here:
    Chic Noir thinks the poet is the bigger alpha. Therefore, this statement is wrong.

    ps: “hormoaning”, hilarious video – i will be forwarding it to my friends.

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  149. @cannon’s canon- I forgot you prefer a sausage party.

    *chic noir leaves room*

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  150. @cannon-

    one hundred poon salute

    hilarious.

    what the fuck do the rest of you see in bukowski? incomprehensible.

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  151. what the fuck do the rest of you see in bukowski? incomprehensible

    it’s just glamed up I don’t give a F____ prole(hs) life.

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  152. chicy fuckface, Bukowski would take one look at you and kick your ugly bitchy brainless trollish head in.

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  153. Dan explained – “each of these is a tell-tale sign of very limited experience with actual, in-the-flesh vaginas”

    Wow! Who knew.

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  154. straight men who teach aerobics, spinning, yoga, tae bo, etc. are generally slimy tools only doing so to feel up women without other guys around.

    King of the Hill made fun of these guys best when Hank had to go to a yoga class as part of his health plan’s rehabilitation plan for his back. Johnny Depp voiced the obnoxious yoga guy.

    These guys are usually beta, because they wilt with other straight men around, hence their retreat into a woman-dominated area—its their only chance to look alpha and check out chicks without fear.

    Face it, if these guys were alpha, they’d be teaching contact sports to guys and pounding iron.

    If fat man is straight, he’s a slimy beta. Can’t handle manly competition for the ladies. He might think he can bully you around, but he’s a paper tiger.

    bukowski FTW.

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  155. cicy fuckface:

    “@cannon’s canon- I forgot you prefer a sausage party.

    *chic noir leaves room*”

    —cannon’s cannon, you are my new hero for the night.

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  156. -: Lurker:

    I usually disagree with every word you post, but…

    that KOTH episode IS dope.

    Yoga ain’t so bad though. Shit, the stretches I did before wrestling/football were mostly taken from yoga.

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  157. KOTH was a really underrated show, even if you pretty much have to be from Texas to totally relate to all the humor. I especially liked the wise-ass Laotian neighbor and the smug ex-hippie teacher – spot on. The writing was great and inventive.

    His latest animated series, “The Goode Family”, bombed and sank like a stone. Either because SWPLs are so self-parodic that mocking them seems like piling on, like kicking a puppy, or because Mike Judge is actually from Texas and knows the KOTH type of people much better than he does the upper-class leftie types.

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  158. @Cannon’s Canon: I’d make you such my dick if I wanted to.

    Turn off your Internet kiddie filter for Google images. You’ll find pics like this:

    Bukowski was an ugly, pock-marked, big-nosed, ance-infested miscreat who was banging college co-eds as a septuagenarian.

    If you can’t figure out why that’s alpha, then I won’t need to force you to suck my dick. You’re already on your knees with drool slobbering down your chin.

    @chic noir: You throw around “prole,” so you’ve assumingly read Paul Fussell. In “Class,” Fussell notes that it’s the super rich and really poor who have the most freedom: Eat, fuck, and fuck around; and fuck what everyone else things. The poor are just too poor to pay for much fun.

    It’s your middle class social climbers who are stinking up the place. While you’re unwrapping your New Yorker Cartoon coffee table book in anticipation the next Game Night, some of us will be sucking tits in an after-hours bar.

    Fussell would tell you which of us has life figured out.

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  159. Now time for some humor..

    For all of you who hate fat women and constantly bemoan their existence. The good Lord has a way of giving or making you into what you profess to hate.

    After a hard day at work your wife gives you the surprise you’ve been waiting for.

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  160. *half sigma shudders at the proleness of the couple*

    DA: if only she had nice nails.

    PA: *thinks to self*

    She wears a size 56FF

    PA screams and dead faints.

    Whiskey: A beta can’t even get a decent lap dance.

    Doug: the hospital bill will be more expensive than a month of alimony and child support combined.

    CH: 1.5 tops. She is fat and a sign of the dytopia. At least she is mustache free unlike cigstach

    GNP: She is only that large because blk men encourage her.

    peter: I spied a GNP when she did that leg lift.

    Nicole: Why is she pole dancing? She is mindlessly following the sheeple.

    kim: goes to pull out art book detailing poledancing’s 500 year past on the side as crudely sketched on some cave by a prehistoric hunter gather nomatic tribe.

    Roshv- I’ve seen no creature like that in South America.

    gig- she is bad but blk women are worse.

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  161. i’m kind of turned on by the yoga thing. by the way he is grabbing them …

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  162. on September 23, 2009 at 12:52 am You Know I'm Right

    But…but…but…Charles Bukowski was an eeeeeeeeevil NAZI!

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  163. xsplat: I was being facetious.

    Read my blog if you want to know what I really think of alphas and betas.

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  164. Thanks for the invitation Greg.

    Your blog has a lot of words on it. Most not directly related to this topic. It would be a lot of work for me to read all that just to try to learn what you were trying to communicate.

    It would be easier for me if you did the hard work of communicating here.

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  165. Mike,

    LOL—-good stuff man. I literally laughed out loud. (btw—what a great picture capturing Bukowski doing what he truly loved—har har).

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  166. I thought the fat chick in the stripper pole video was gonna whip out her cock.

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  167. hi mike, are you in the nyc area? if so, let’s exchance email addresses. there is a bikram yoga studio above my gym, on 5th ave and 15th street in park slope. http://www.5thavegym.com/

    i’ll use it as half a percentage point of social proof toward who the guys in brooklyn are fucking. to our social detriment, we are full of idealism up in there. all this meat-headedness concentrated amongst the urban slut machines of our times… you are a fool, a feeble insect of crazy-legged thought process.

    why don’t you write a poem to discredit me?

    i will invent a physical position to receive it in.

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  168. on September 23, 2009 at 3:21 am The Fifth Horseman

    Yes, the Yogi is Pattabhi Jois, who died just 4 months ago, at the age of…….94!

    So if the photo is taken after 1995, he would be over 80 (regular Yoga does slow down aging to some degree). Yet, he is giving a clit rub to two apparently hot women at once, with a third, in the gray, eagerly waiting her turn.

    These Indians….miscegenating all the time.

    Face it, if these guys were alpha, they’d be teaching contact sports to guys and pounding iron.

    They would be jerking off to porn after they come home from the gym (that is, if their testes have not fully atrophied from steroids yet).

    Meanwhile, Yoga instructors get laid. Yoga IS inner Game, in many ways.

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  169. on September 23, 2009 at 3:53 am The Fifth Horseman

    The Yoga instructor (Pattabhi Jois) is not fat – his shirt is just hanging down.

    He is over 80 in the photo. He could even be over 90, if the photo was taken after 2005.

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  170. on September 23, 2009 at 7:49 am zunderdownunder

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  171. Obsidian´s black pride wrt his afro-Hindoo yogi brotha and TFH Hindu-pride wrt a guy who, according to the consensus here, is not banging the girls and reached at 92 the stage that boys are supposed to reach at 12, makes any attempt to turn this into a race thread preposterous

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  172. the smile of the girl in the picture Mike posted is the true smile of girl who is being well banged

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  173. The Yogi does men too. I’ve taken a SWPL yoga class before and received a posture correction ball rub.

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  174. Bukowski for me.

    But “Chopper Reid” of Australia would top both of them.

    Just so happens I have a parody video on my latest blog post of “Chopper” in a bit of a funny as fuck piss-take telling the Aussies to “harden the fuck up”.

    Fact is – the real”Chopper” was one scary Alpha fucking maniacal dude…http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mG90K9Oi4OM&feature=related

    Apparently “Chopper” would get all sorts of dirty requests from women via letters, both in and out of prison. I know he touched on something similar in a recent post about women falling in love with death-row inmates. Crazy.

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  175. His latest animated series, “The Goode Family”, bombed and sank like a stone. Either because SWPLs are so self-parodic that mocking them seems like piling on, like kicking a puppy, or because Mike Judge is actually from Texas and knows the KOTH type of people much better than he does the upper-class leftie types.

    Nah, it’s because the people who hate SWPLs don’t watch network TV enough to make a show a hit, and SWPLs take themselves so seriously that they can’t laugh at a show that mocks them. They really believe their own hype and that their shit doesn’t stink. It didn’t fail because he doesn’t know upper class leftie tribes, it failed because he knew them too well and was too spot on, meaning they wouldn’t find it funny.

    It would have worked as a cable show probably, where it could have a niche or cult audience and still survive.

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  176. I’ve been studying male-female relationship for years.

    nerd sentence detected

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  177. Mike Judge’s proto-SWPLs in 1992/93 Beavis & Butthead included the sensitive teacher Mr. Van Driessen, snooty power-grrrrl Daria, and a sensitive artsy girl whose name I forgot. Also in a way, Stuart’s parents.

    Though in that era, these people were closer to 60s hippies (van Driessen), 80s yuppies (Stuart’s parents) and goths (artsy girl), and early 90s feminists (Daria). Today’s SWPLs are a product of those earleir types.

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  178. The only
    Alpha Yogi
    was a bear

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  179. wait, zunder is postinghere again? isn’t he busy making shit up about the American right that he has no idea about?

    Zunder, your little lamb needs loving. Go to her.

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  180. PA, the sad part is that he made Daria likeable as a character. However, she wasn’t a total fool; one episode had her whip a crowd into a frenzy by writing a patriotic, anti-communist story about a female spy.

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  181. “HBD is only useful for showing that black people are useless for modern civilization with no redeeming talents.”

    There are plenty (PLENTY) of black people capable of leading not only normal lives within civilization, but also very productive ones. There’s something like 2 million American blacks with an IQ above the white mean.

    But as for creating their own stable MODERN civilization, it seems black have been unable to do this. And it seems any society that contains a high majority of blacks will fail.

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  182. Firepower
    The only
    Alpha Yogi
    was a bear

    deep thoughts by firepower

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  183. ”””””””Forrest
    The Yogi does men too. I’ve taken a SWPL yoga class before and received a posture correction ball rub.
    ””””””””’

    you can admit your gay now. It is not that big of a deal. No one will judge you. he he he

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  184. ”””” xsplat
    Thanks for the invitation Greg.

    Your blog has a lot of words on it.
    ”””””””’

    It must of been free for all day.

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  185. ””””””Cannon’s Canon,
    why don’t you write a poem to discredit me?

    i will invent a physical position to receive it in.
    ”””””””

    on a roll

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  186. ””””””’aoefe
    Dan explained – “each of these is a tell-tale sign of very limited experience with actual, in-the-flesh vaginas”

    Wow! Who knew.
    ””””””””’

    I saw a gina last night i just kept poking it and was like whats that for.

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  187. on September 23, 2009 at 12:23 pm too late for romance

    I am not sure what the world is coming to when a fucking yogi for fuck’s sake can be considered by some to be more of a man than Bukowski.

    Bukowski’s not the perfect alpha but he beats the shit out of some old man whose profession entitles him to publicly touch clothed sweaty pussy. It is not as if he is using some ubergame to do that. He’s just good at twisting himself into a pretzel.

    Pathetic.

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  188. Lurker,

    Dude, you need to get over your obsession with me.
    You a fag or something?

    As for sheep. get your own. I don’t “shear”.

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  189. on September 23, 2009 at 2:36 pm The Fifth Horseman

    gig,

    The Yogi was not just chosen as an Alpha, but has won in the polls. And yes, doing this at the age of 85-90 is impressive.

    Your claim that he is not Alpha says more about you, than anything else.

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  190. mike @chic noir: You throw around “prole,”
    Actually I use that word with half sigma in mind. It’ s the reason why I put “hs” in brackets when ever I use the word.

    so you’ve assumingly read Paul Fussell. In “Class,” No but you’ve given me something to add to my reading list.
    thanks

    fussell notes that it’s the super rich and really poor who have the most freedom: Eat, fuck, and fuck around; and fuck what everyone else things. The poor are just too poor to pay for much fun.

    Oh I agree with this and have said so many times on this blog. It’s one of the reasons I dig writers/people like Burkowski and the (non licking buzzard) blogger Roosh.

    zunder Dude, you need to get over your obsession with me.
    You a fag or something

    Well he does live by the old cliché ” baggers can’t be choosy” so if you’re offering he will take.

    @zunder pay him no mind. Lurker is a bit nutty when he doesn’t take his medicine and that’s most of the time.
    While his insults can be a bit rusty and repetitive he is very very amusing..

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  191. Mike wrote Cannon’s Canon: I’d make you such my dick if I wanted to.

    Cannon’s response hi mike, are you in the nyc area? if so, let’s exchange email addresses. “lets meet up for coffee then…”

    Do you see how chic noir can read e-people like books.

    Well folks, nothing to see here.

    mike don’t meet up with cannon.

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  192. on September 23, 2009 at 7:00 pm Horatio Sanchez

    Bonus points for betas: Bukowski didn’t lose his virginity until 23 or 24 (forget which), to a giant overweight prostitute who broke the bed they were boinking on. Yet he later went on to nail babe after babe, as documented in “Women” and many other of his books.

    [editor: that’s interesting. it provides some evidence for the assertions by men i’ve known that those who’ve started deep in the hole and clawed their way up are clearer thinking about women’s nature.]

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  193. BAMF Yogi looks like he’s going to pick them up like a couple of six packs…

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  194. the problem with the yogi picture is that we don’t know the sequel. yeah, so he grabbed a handful (two, actually) of puss, so what? any crazy old letch could do that. but did this lead to anything and how did the women respond to the gesture? for all we know, that was the last time he saw the inside of the gymnasium…

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  195. on September 24, 2009 at 11:53 am Raymo in LeDroit

    “@Raymo in LeDroit

    goddamn some of you are disgraceful illiterates. ”

    Dan, it is wonderfully ironic your criticizing sentence contains errors.

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  196. Bud Fox tells Darryl Hannah: “to get the fuck out….” when she pleads he submit to Gekko or she will leave, in the movie Wall St.

    That should replace this Yogi fuck, because its not a symetrical, proportional, or relevant comparison in any manner

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  197. Bukowski is the Drunken Master of alphas, he wins it.

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  198. ” are gynecologists all alphas?

    Yes, and ones who get aroused at work are superalpha.”

    Visibly aroused.

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  199. I voted for the yogi. Pic vs. video, the yogi pic is a way hotter moment in time of absolute gina domination. It’s a dream every sane male aspires to, and believes he innately deserves. At least, I do. I doubt Bukowski ever had a roomful of such high quality cunts lined up like that.

    From my personal definition of masculine aesthetic, Bukowski’s entire life beats the yogi’s. I don’t have much respect for someone who wastes his life teaching yoga, whereas Bukowski appears to have lived an epic masculine existence. However, from a pure #s of 9’s down to fuck, the yogi would dominate.

    I find his definition of alpha by numerical pussy potential problematic at the extremes. A boy bander with the heart of a true SWPL beta has some significant percentage of the world’s bangable pussy tingling, but that doesn’t make him a real man.

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  200. Of course the Yogi is ahead in the polling. Imagine the power that image wields over life long nerds. Here is a old, fat, balding nerd who is literally inches away from discovering what a vagina actually looks like AND the woman isn’t spraying him with a chemical irritant or tugging at the rip chord on her rape horn.

    See, dreams do come true. Like the martyr whos heaven is young virgins awaiting him in heaven, the cannon fodder imagines heaven just like this; dozens of vaginas eagerly awaiting his instruction with zero sexual context. Ahhhh, nice and safe, which is what you get when you travel six sigmas away from alphadom to secure ldelusional access to pussy.

    Compare this the to fear/panic response triggered in the beta when they saw bukowski delivering a beatdown of a high status 9 (alpah female). The betas adverted their eyes to limit the chance of bukowski making eye contact and coming through the screen as they fumbled for the backspace key. After they started breathing again and released all that shoulder tension, they immediatly ran scared to vote yogi.

    A true alpha knew to vote for Bukowski without even playing the video. You can see all you need to know in the initial preview image. This cigar, the crystal, his bitches status level, their body language, etc.

    Too many cubicle emos reading theory and not facing their fears.

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  201. If you don’t think a yoga master can’t be alpha, don’t bother reading anything about Bikram Choudhury, founder of Bikram Yoga and a master of total confidence asshole game. His main complaint about American women: “They don’t have a grip,” He wasn’t talking about shaking hands.

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  202. Charles Bukowski lost this since people don’t read good fiction and probably don’t know who the fuck he is.

    This is black and white. Charles Bukowski would own that yoga fag any day… alpha guys don’t do yoga only naked yoga.

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