Tremendous Neg

If your girl is sick (the Chateau has doubled as an infirmary this week), you have at your disposal a neg so sublime, so devastating, that you would be remiss not to use it.

GIRL: Hey baby, I’m starting to feel better. Give me a kiss.

YOU: Mmm, ooookaaaay, not sure about this…

[You hug her tight and lovingly and give her a kiss with your lips so pursed you couldn’t squeeze a sheet of paper between them. After a second of this red hot passion, lean back, smile warmly, then wipe your mouth on your sleeve and make little spitting noises away from her,… ptui ptui ptui…, like you’re spitting out girl germs.]

GIRL: Really?

YOU: Better safe than sorry. Here, I got you an orange. You need vitamin C.

Another version is to grab her chin with your hand and gently push her mouth away when she goes in for the kiss, then plant your lips all over her cheeks, ears and neck, assiduously avoiding her lips. Afterwards, step back and loudly proclaim “God you are SO kissable.” Say this sincerely. Sarcasm will ruin the effect.





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  1. on September 10, 2009 at 12:11 pm ironrailsironweights

    Isn’t there a risk that she’ll think you are one of these idiotic paranoid germ freaks?

    Peter

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  2. Yeah, this doesn’t fly with me… if you’re alpha, you don’t care…

    thats why all that ritual scarring and cutting stuff happens in the 3rd world… proves you have an A1 immune system and are more genetically fit than others…

    make it look like you’re sickly or scared of germs and the chick won’t think you’re tough or healthy anymore

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  3. I’m not sure about this one..

    thats why all that ritual scarring and cutting stuff happens in the 3rd world… proves you have an A1 immune system and are more genetically fit than others…

    make it look like you’re sickly or scared of germs and the chick won’t think you’re tough or healthy anymore

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  4. Ptui is not manly enough.

    And kissing a girl who’s sick even though you really didn’t want to is just so cute.

    In maybe the bad sense of cute as applied to males.

    But I don’t know. The field tests are best evidence. Or maybe we could conduct a randomised double blind* controlled** trial.

    *(oh, yes, blindfolds!)
    ** (control? control’s definitely what I’m talking about, yeah!)
    ( [sorry.] )

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  5. In 2 months, I’m looking forward to your post on “Swine Flu Game”.

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  6. More alpha:

    Squirt some sanitizer in your palm after holding hands.

    Make her cover her mouth with a mask in your presance.

    Often hand her napkins and pat her on the head when she wipes the boogers of joy away.

    Make her sit at a different table when you eat together.

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  7. The danger of a guy acting like such a germophobe, many would assume him to be a prissy SWPL beta.

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  8. Done this plenty. It works.

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  9. Please forgive me but it sounds like you’re in love with this sick chick. You’re making me feel like shit.

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  10. Time to fall in love 🙂

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  11. I’m right here, Pupu.

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  12. on September 10, 2009 at 1:33 pm Michael wears a hat

    “Yeah, this doesn’t fly with me… if you’re alpha, you don’t care…

    thats why all that ritual scarring and cutting stuff happens in the 3rd world… proves you have an A1 immune system and are more genetically fit than others…

    make it look like you’re sickly or scared of germs and the chick won’t think you’re tough or healthy anymore”

    Having weakness isn’t beta: being AFRAID of your weakness is beta. Openly displaying your weakness without any hint of care is alpha.

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  13. Having weakness isn’t beta: being AFRAID of your weakness is beta. Openly displaying your weakness without any hint of care is alpha.

    that’s a stretch, i think. anyone that scared of getting sick comes off like a wuss.

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  14. on September 10, 2009 at 1:53 pm Michael wears a hat

    “that’s a stretch, i think. anyone that scared of getting sick comes off like a wuss.”

    If you’re running around the room sanitizing stuff, it outweighs the alpha cred of not caring. Note that it isn’t a signal of being beta, its a signal of being weak, which is worse than being beta. Nobody is invincible, so showing a little weakness here and there doesn’t matter if its openly displayed. Just spitting because you’re kissing a sick chick? Plus it has the bonus effect of making a chick wonder if you’re just mocking her/don’t want to kiss her, which leads her to question if you’re showing weakness at all.

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  15. If you girl is sick, let her rest and fuck another girl.

    Have a real game. Have a bull pen. Have a roster of vaginas. Don’t waste your time with the ‘Hope you get well soon’ thing with one sick bitch. It’s none of your business even if she coughs blood and dies.

    ‘Call me when you get well, bye’. Thanks all you need to say.

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  16. ‘Call me when you get well, bye’.

    good fling game, poor LTR game. if you’ve been seeing a girl for more than three months you’ll want to show a little more caring than that.

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  17. Awesome.

    Try “Oh man, I’m not gonna get girl cooties, am I?”

    You could even use this if she isn’t sick.

    Eric

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  18. If you’re running around the room sanitizing stuff, it outweighs the alpha cred of not caring.

    To the people arguing alpha vs. non-alpha, it doesn’t matter. What he’s saying is FUNNY. She’s laughing at this.

    When my girl says “I heard it was really nice in NY when I was away.”

    And I say “Yeah it was extra nice because you weren’t here,”

    She’s laughing. It’s funny.

    Eric

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  19. Done with humor, this could work. Otherwise, you just come across as a huge dick (and not in a good way).

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  20. spunk

    Don’t waste your time with the ‘Hope you get well soon’ thing with one sick bitch. It’s none of your business even if she coughs blood and dies.

    Actually then I think you should care; at least long enough to get tested for tuberculosis.

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  21. I always avoid a girl if she’s sick, and let her know. It never even occurred to make a conscious effort to “neg” it in my mind…come on, who wants to be kissing someone who spends all day hacking and sneezing?

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  22. this is game? I thought it was common sense? minus the poofty acting routine of course. PUA mentality is a virus, apparently.

    [editor: chicks dig theatricality. ham it up sometimes. it’s fun and it helps with role playing.]

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  23. on September 10, 2009 at 7:12 pm The Fifth Horseman

    An extension of this can be used even when she is not sick.

    Swine Flu Game.

    Neg a girl early, or even a bit later, by saying you are ‘being cautious about swine flu’.

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  24. I was sick with a cold today but went outside anyway. Where I grew up going outside with a cold would get you pneumonia. But where I live now in the bay area going out sick can make you catch yellow fever.

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  25. ””””’Tremendous Neg
    September 10, 2009 by roissy

    ”””””””””If your girl is sick (the Chateau has doubled as an infirmary this week), ””””””””’

    Pretty good one too thanks!!

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  26. Bay area what what.

    I’m coming down with something.

    The boyfriend never seems to care.

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  27. I guess “mind” would be a more appropriate word. He cares.

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  28. Nearly six years ago…

    Mistress: I have a cold.

    Me: I don’t mind a few germs.

    Her next step was to kiss me…

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  29. Still got to keep pimp hand strong though remember that as perfect as it seems you got to make the ass red every once in a while this is what romantics do not normally understand got to balance that shit.

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  30. On the other hand, you tell her to close her eyes and you get her to kiss your thumb and forefinger.

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  31. I honestly don’t see this as a neg. It’s gross to kiss people when they are sick. Germies. Ewwww.

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  32. on September 11, 2009 at 7:22 am msexceptiontotherule

    Gunslingergregi:

    Of course I keep my pimp hand strong, it’s important, especially when I have to smack a bitch and say “Bitch, I said ALL my money!”…because that’s just how I roll, and my stable of skanky bitches had better recognize, or they’ll get dropped with a brick to the back of the head.

    With that thought, I should probably go out and collect from my bitches before they go do something stupid like spend my money when they know they have to give it all to me.

    Oh, don’t forget…I have quiet shoes gunz (which is quite an achievement considering they have 4” heels.)

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  33. Gunslingergregi:

    Of course I keep my pimp hand strong, it’s important, especially when I have to smack a bitch and say “Bitch, I said ALL my money!”…because that’s just how I roll, and my stable of skanky bitches had better recognize, or they’ll get dropped with a brick to the back of the head.

    With that thought, I should probably go out and collect from my bitches before they go do something stupid like spend my money when they know they have to give it all to me.

    Oh, don’t forget…I have quiet shoes gunz (which is quite an achievement considering they have 4” heels.)
    P.S. – Sorry, forgot to tell you great post!

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  34. Pupu’s first kiss was brutally halted by a sever sinus infection. She had to ask the boy to stop so she could take a breath and blow her nose. The boy was not very pleased.

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  35. I’m with Bhetti

    (no, not automatically)

    If she’s got a virus, don’t kiss her. End of story. Hug her. Take care of her. (These things do have risks but we’re a social animal and she needs care from her beloved.)

    Don’t kiss her when sick. If you’ve got alpha testones.

    Kissing isn’t taking care of her. She wants it but doesn’t need it. She needs feeling you care. You don’t have to kiss her for that. Kissing and exchanging fluids when she’s sick (and vice versa) is reckless. Ok, reckless about something you can survive just fine and will pass, but why?

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  36. on September 13, 2009 at 7:15 am msexceptiontotherule

    on September 11, 2009 at 8:17 am msexceptiontotherule

    P.S. – Sorry, forgot to tell you great post!http://www.french-kissing-techniques.com/…..hmmm, now that’s a very interesting bit of bullshit that “somehow” was stealing my name. In any case, that sort of thing is unneccesary and should worry about bad things more than I shall.

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  37. Why are you negging your girlfriend? As a tease, sure, this could be funny if you do it right. But you said not to use it sarcastically.

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  38. I won’t be in the same room with a chick if she’s sick. I HATE being sick.

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