Being A Beta Is Worse Than…

…being this guy:

alphawolf
Hope’s boyfriend.

An anonymous reader sent me this photo with the following message: “gets more tail than all the herbs and betas on this site”.

What’s going on here? Clearly, Wolfman has a genetic mutation. Some things we know:

Chicks dig gnarly mutations.
Chicks especially dig gnarly mutations that confer a measure of fame upon the sufferer.
Chicks dig testosterone overload.
Man fur is a leading indicator of big balls swollen with testosterone.

What we don’t know is whether these cute girls* are banging Wolfman or if they’re just posing with him because of the novelty. *(I can’t tell if every girl pictured is the same girl. You know how it is. All look same.) Assuming this is his girlfriend(s), and that banging is going on, you have to tip your hat to the guy. He’s doing better than 70% of hirsutely normal betas whose faces girls can see.

In related news, Roosh rubbed his thick facial carpet while exclaiming “I’m not worthy!”.

I think I will start a new series called “Being A Beta Is Worse Than…”. The comparisons are limitless!





Comments


  1. Hope’s boyfriend

    HARSH.

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  2. Jesus McChrist.

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  3. Awesome.

    I think Jo-Jo the Dog Face Boy here is bangin’ something. He looks confident and playful despite his mutation.

    Remember: the original Siamese Twins, Chang and Eng, had *21* children between the two of them.

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  4. Well, AZN bitches do go for those dark-skinned types

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  5. HARSH.

    i had a damning post about hope that put the lie to her beliefs, using nothing but the words she’s written here in the comments, but in a paroxysm of mercy i decided not to publish it. she should take that as a compliment. had she been someone like Wendy Schwartz, i would’ve hit the publish button faster than a psychopathic drunk russian soldier with a bank account emptied from an american bitch ex-wife given the order to activate the dead hand doomsday machine.

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  6. now Roosh doesn’t have to feel so conspicuously hairy anymore.

    fuck, he’s hair challenged now

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  7. Doesn’t anyone ever wonder about what happened to Wendy Schwartz…?

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  8. “Doesn’t anyone ever wonder about what happened to Wendy Schwartz…?”

    Pupu has been wondering. hope she is ok.

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  9. http://alllooksame.com/exam_room.php

    I scored considerably worse than chance.

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  10. “Doesn’t anyone ever wonder about what happened to Wendy Schwartz…?”

    No.

    Actually, notice that she and A.J. Travis disappeared. Either they ran off together vowing to never visit Roissy again, or he murdered her and her young son using their carcasses as shelter after his Scoobie Doo van broke down somewhere in West Virginia.

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  11. Chuck’s comment made me laugh for years. A.J. Travis’ blog is still alive and well, unlike Wendy Schwartz’s, which suggests some truth to your theory.

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  12. He’s part of a family in Mexico that has many members with this mutation. He makes a good living as a side-show performer. Unfortunately if he has children with that lovely girl (it looks like the same one in each picture), they have a 75% chance of being overly hairy, male or female.

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  13. on September 25, 2009 at 3:16 pm gunslingergregi

    ”””””” i would’ve hit the publish button faster than a psychopathic drunk russian soldier with a bank account emptied from an american bitch ex-wife given the order to activate the dead hand doomsday machine.””””””

    so it has begun

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  14. What about tree man?

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  15. on September 25, 2009 at 3:23 pm Horatio Sanchez

    I highly approve of this idea for a series. Betas and herbs, like all men, are visual, logical creatures, and the point will be well-received when you show that wolfman, for example, gets more tail than they do.

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  16. His excess hair would in no way hinder my desire to bang him. I don’t know if it would necessarily help, but if he had a good personality etc, it’s not an unattractive feature.

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  17. Bonnie imparted:

    if he has children with that lovely girl they have a 75% chance of being overly hairy, male or female.

    omg that is SO sad! the good thing is now it gives Indian women a chance. and New Yorkers

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  18. I believe this guy suffers from a condition known as hypertrichosis lanuginosa aka wolf man syndrome.

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  19. One word – Nair.

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  20. He’s alpha for sure. Check the ostentatious blinf rimmed glasses, the funny gestures, the comical t-shirt… takes real confidence to act all in your face when you look like that.

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  21. Dr. Grzlickson asked:

    What about tree man?

    Even if his dick sprouted gold nuggets instead of warts, Tree man is AZN, so of course, no Oriental-American female will ever fuck him. EVR.

    He’ll retire to a career of Robotic Design (or Radiology) and resign himself to secret, shameful YouPorn vids of anime kawai bukake.

    But, when he has 10 years seniority – and an equally nurtured bank account – he will suddenly become irresistible to female Indian professionals. Not the casino kind. The dot kind.

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  22. on September 25, 2009 at 3:36 pm gunslingergregi

    lol firepower yea woman are very hard to figure out its just a mystery.

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  23. Silvio Berlusconi pimps Michelle Obama right in front of Obama at the UN.

    This guy is alpha overlord.

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  24. Poor tree-man has a couple kids, so he had sex with some woman at least twice.

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  25. note that wolfman has excellent alpha body language in these pics. she’s doing most of the body and face leaning into him.

    verdict: he’s banging.

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  26. “Chicks dig gnarly mutations.”

    This is scary but true.

    This slut chick got a job at my woman’s place of work, and not only had she banged my brother-in-law (in all orifices, with multiple dudes at one) but she had a regular amputee fuckbuddy.

    She reported that the slut’s eyes would glaze over talking about the kinky sex they’d have involving his prosthesis, on and off, and especially the “amazing” things he could do to her with the remnants of his leg. After sex she would rub his stump and cuddle with it. No joke.

    Here she is showing what her amputee king saw nightly:

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  27. Bonnie

    Poor tree-man has a couple kids, so he had sex with some woman at least twice.

    um, if you haven’t noticed, Eastern females have such blazing fecundity they get pregnant with sextuplets from touching a used spank sock. Oriental men sort of spawn like fish, billowing their sperm over riverbottom and other places likely to catch pearl divers and other oriental women: nail parlors

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  28. Maybe this will work for the pic..

    Amputee Lover bends over

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  29. “Chicks dig gnarly mutations”

    Wrong. They might dig that he can over-come the mutation and still have badass confidence.

    But no, this SAME guy without all the hair would do better.

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  30. Firepower: omg that is SO sad! the good thing is now it gives Indian women a chance. and New Yorkers

    Hahaha. Wait, what?

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  31. This Roissysphere thing is really gathering momentum now.

    Check out the new collective men’s magazine/blog that Welmer’s put together, with contributions from Novaseeker, Whiskey, Ferdinand B., Dave from Hawaii, and others:

    http://www.the-spearhead.com/

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  32. I lost count how many girls have told me “i’ve never banged a hairier guy.”

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  33. Roosh’s new book gets a good review over at The Spearhead. Apparently this one’s not so much a PUA/game manual unlike Roosh’s first one, “Bang”. Rather the new one is mostly a travel and pussy hunting adventure true story type thing.

    http://www.the-spearhead.com/2009/09/25/the-emptiness-of-modern-manhood-a-review-of-a-dead-bat-in-paraguay-by-roosh-vorek/

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  34. Dear lesser betas,

    An Asian girlfriend: so easy, a caveman could do it.

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  35. That might not be his asian girlfriend but his full time asian spa worker that dehairs him.

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  36. I was the one that posted it.
    Cheers

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  37. Interesting, Roissy.

    I suppose that explains why Heidi Klum hooked up with Seal, why Kim Kardashian and Khloe Kardashian are banging famous negroes Reggie Bush and Lamar Odom (respectively, though Kim and Reggie recently split), and why so many clueless White women cream their Victoria Secret panties over Obama.

    Women love apes. Which is just another reason for sane, intelligent White dudes to treat them like the stupid whores they are.

    Rant over.

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  38. on September 25, 2009 at 5:37 pm Ferdinand Bardamu

    Whoa, Roissy. That collage should be subtitled, “If This Freak Can Get His Freak On, What the Fuck is Your Excuse?”
    Shame the betas into getting some game.

    Chuck:

    “Actually, notice that she and A.J. Travis disappeared. Either they ran off together vowing to never visit Roissy again, or he murdered her and her young son using their carcasses as shelter after his Scoobie Doo van broke down somewhere in West Virginia.”

    Ha, that’s great. You win the prize.

    But seriously, A.J. is still alive and kicking.

    Doug1:

    Thanks for the plug.

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  39. making a story out of nothing

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  40. The life of diarist Alan Clark so perfectly confirms the philosophy of roissy that it’s almost rude.

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  41. This guy proves that it’s all in the attitude. I love the photo with him doing the double victory sign.

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  42. This comes as no surprise. Teen Wolf got plenty of pussy.

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  43. I thought Roosh didn’t date Asian chicks…??

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  44. i thought that was kimbo slice at first viewing.

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  45. He looks happy. If he’s happy, I’m happy for him.

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  46. on September 25, 2009 at 6:51 pm dirtyharrycallahan

    I guess GNPs aren’t just for Apes anymore.

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  47. William,

    Why do you comment here under two different names? You comment under the name “The Admiral” as well as “William.”

    On other blogs like “Occidental Dissent” where you say things like: “I crave bloodshed. I desire war. I want to see the blood of Marxists, Jews, negroes, Hispanics, and White traitors, flow in the streets” you comment under the name “The Admiral.”

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  48. Heh, no doubt Arrakis

    [ youtube=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fbIerQkXm_k]

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  49. Harriest ball sac. Ever.

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  50. on September 25, 2009 at 7:53 pm Chic Noir Future Baby

    There she is…a mixed chinese/african american. She is all the rage in China. Pretty hot too. She has been beating them in their version of american idol.

    http://v.youku.com/v_show/id_XMTExNzMwNDk2.html

    http://news.yahoo.com/s/time/20090925/wl_time/08599192558900

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  51. Heh. I remember when that old pooch Great Dana and co. were gibbering in the other thread how Obsidian was the cause of this site’s race flameouts.

    Wha are they saying now?

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  52. I’m glad you’re following directions, kaffir.

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  53. Here is the guy dancing and singing

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  54. on September 25, 2009 at 8:14 pm gunslingergregi

    Oh here it is the balls in real life. Just like clockwork. lol

    Maybe it is true god knows everything because he has just been around a while.

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  55. If you’re not afraid sir, why don’t you kindly give me your phone number and your address and we’ll see what kind of stuff you’re made out of.

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  56. In the US in 2005, 37,460 white females were sexually assaulted or raped by a black man, while between zero and ten black females were sexually assaulted or raped by a white man.

    What this means is that every day in the United States, over one hundred white women are raped or sexually assaulted by a black man.

    http://www.ojp.usdoj.gov/bjs/abstract/cvusst.htm

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  57. “Right, and why don’t I give you my SSN and bank account numbers while I’m at it?

    Silly nigger.”

    Yeah, I thought so. You’re terrified of me. I bet you wouldn’t even publicly post your email or messenger service. Because you know you’re a disgusting little supremacist creep and that people like me are willing and capable of telling you what’s what.

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  58. ahahah give me your address and phone number so i can come mau mau you and beat you up

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  59. William, are you drunk?

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  60. Anonymous,

    Check out the link in drachen’s comment above. “William” aka “The Admiral” used to live in Greenwich, CT.

    Also, there’s no way he would have the balls to actually confront you. He’s a giant pussy. Only a huge beta dork or nerd would have a picture of Evelyn Waugh’s son as his avatar. His plans tonight probably involve reading Revilo Oliver alone in his bedroom.

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  61. LOL! How old are you guys…13? 14?

    “Come here and say that to my face!”

    WTF?!

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  62. Pupu finds William more unbearable than the flea bites she caught two days ago 😦

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  63. on September 25, 2009 at 8:44 pm gunslingergregi

    We could tell that fake william you where posting to fast a rate of post speed and the cliches where flying around like flocks of seagulls and shit. lol

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  64. on September 25, 2009 at 8:48 pm gunslingergregi

    Oh shit mutherfuckin fake william just escaped from the mentally “challenged” area of the hospital where the “special” people get to hang out. He is an idiot savant on the multiple posts though and sdjectives.

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  65. DANA,

    What is the difference between a Jew and a thanksgiving turkey?

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  66. turkey doesnt scream when you put it in the oven!!!!

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  67. 34 out 109 posts are from William (17) and William with a machine gun (17). All hate posts. Pupu counted with her fingers!

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  68. on September 25, 2009 at 9:03 pm gunslingergregi

    Aww pupu counting with fingers now (:

    Have you lost your technological edge?

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  69. nope, gunny. in this case, fingers and toes are just as good.

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  70. It looks like real William has left the building. It’s been all fake William for a while now. Only an idiot could fail to tell the difference.

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  71. Interesting that the guy who was so offended by William’s racism turns out to be a Jew-hater.

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  72. just as a man will mount a sheep in absence of women, women will take it from a chimp if men arent around

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  73. “because jews totally did wtc

    I read it on the blogosphere so it must be true”

    OK, I confess, I did it…remote control activated, rigged McGyver-style…be jealous of my Ashkenazi brain, you Aryan beeyotches…

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  74. on September 26, 2009 at 1:00 am GNPs are for Apes

    Peter will jerk off for the next month over pictures of the ugly wolfman.

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  75. on September 26, 2009 at 3:01 am Horatio Sanchez

    Did I slip into a parallel universe, or is this spam fest of shit going on in Roissy’s back yard? I’d be furiously issuing some IP bans right now! What a god damn mess. This would be a crime even in the ghetto that is the rest of the internet, but in the Roissysphere it’s black-hole-eating-your-planet bad.

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  76. You bastard! Who sent you those photos of me? I’ll kill the bitch!

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  77. They’re all definitely the same girl. More likely than anything else, she’s the girlfriend. One steady girlfriend isn’t really better than most betas, but yes, given the fact that he IS a Wolfman, I’d say “well done!”

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  78. 34 out 109 posts are from William (17) and William with a machine gun (17). All hate posts. Pupu counted with her fingers!

    You have 34 fingers, Pupu?

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  79. Roissy shouldn’t have deleted (liberal) william’s posts

    I said here that much (which is different from “all”) of white nationalism is rooted in pure sexual frustration. But until now I hadn’t imagined the other side of the coin. Liberal William’s posts can only be described as a homoerotic defense of Black male’s sexual supremacy

    it seems now that there are many low-T white betas out there with dreams about black male dominance. I bet that black male/white female porn, like nude men magazines, cather more to males than females. Herbs probably voted for Obama because they masturbated thinking about him

    (Liberal) William’s posts were the best of last week. He showed us a picture of SWPL-beta sexuality

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  80. Roissy shouldn’t have deleted (liberal) william’s posts

    i deleted them because he’s the subhuman equivalent of a spam generation algorithm. he was trolling everyone here.

    for those who are curious, “william” aka “electrical socket violator” was posting a nonstop shitstream of moby troll comments claiming his hatred of and envy toward black men who are fucking famous white women. these comments were designed to discredit my good works and to summon the obsidian krakon. by the power of greyskull i smote him back to leftwing land where penii grow inversely and vaginas swallow betaboys whole.

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  81. He’s part of a family in Mexico that has many members with this mutation. He makes a good living as a side-show performer.

    Not the same guy. You can tell by this guy’s face that he’s Asian. The Asian docs/nurses should give it away too. This is a Chinese guy named Yu Zhenhuan.

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  82. Hermes,

    You’re right. I realized the guy was Asian after I actually looked closely at the pictures.. oops.

    I wonder if the Mexican guys have the same condition? Their hair is different, a much thicker growth, and like I said nearly the whole family has it to some degree.. it said in your link that Yu is the only one in his family.

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  83. Azn grlfrnd – Anyone can have one!

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  84. Nilk: “You have 34 fingers, Pupu?”

    Pupu has a distaste for race threads but usually can be less affected by simply avoiding them. Last night, Pupu found herself right in the middle of the bombardments of William and William. So disoriented like a poor dog, Pupu put all her fingers and toes on double duty!

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  85. on September 26, 2009 at 11:40 am Marcus Aureliette

    This comes as no surprise. Teen Wolf got plenty of pussy.

    Well, Teen Wolf did look like Michael J. Fox most of the time….

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  86. “Nathan

    Azn grlfrnd – Anyone can have one!”

    Yeah, you know, especially if you live in… Asia

    and I’m pretty sure Mr. Wolfman does.

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  87. Roissy,

    How about a link submission page?

    Thx

    EC

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  88. Chic Noir Future Baby

    There she is…a mixed chinese/african american. She is all the rage in China. Pretty hot too. She has been beating them in their version of american idol.

    http://v.youku.com/v_show/id_XMTExNzMwNDk2.html

    http://news.yahoo.com/s/time/20090925/wl_time/08599192558900

    In that video, the guy with the mic called her “our chocolate girl.” Kinda funny.

    There are native blacks in China — I’ve seen them myself. They are remnants of black people who used to live all over SE Asia. According to Chinese historical accounts, they were quite common some 2,000 years ago. Actually, there are two kinds. One kind looks African, and the other more like Australian aborigines.

    But this girl is half black American.

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  89. on September 26, 2009 at 1:29 pm adrian drummond

    The guy’s gay.

    The bag, the glasses, the poncy hats give it away.

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  90. Roissy, as much as I hate to admit it, you are one funny mother fucker. Good writer as well. I will keep reading your blog even though I hate myself for it.

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  91. On “EndGame”:

    VK recently stated something while doing an interview for Roosh that I think deserves some discussion here:

    [From Roosh’s Blog]

    “Real talk Roosh, I want out so bad I can taste it. This life is all I’ve known since one year out of college. It scares me that each year I get a little bit better at it, this nomadic life, being selfish. You learn to become an actor to force a fake connection with a girl. But if you do this long enough it’s becomes harder and harder to tell yourself or know when you’re not faking it, so what happens when you meet a girl you really like how do you turn this off? If you’re good at being a certain type of man how easy will it be to fail when you try to be a different man.

    There will be times when you go on hot streaks and hook up with so many women and feel good for a short while. In a couple of months you won’t even remember their name or the hook up whatsoever. It makes you question what’s the point. But this is a prison of our own creation. We all came in of our own free will. At some point each of us decided that we wanted to know how to be good with women. I wonder if we would have made that same choice if it we knew it meant the loss of emotional connection.”

    This prompted me to consider the concept of “EndGame”.

    EndGame was first proposed by Neil Strauss in his book, “The Game”. The idea behind it being that after a man becomes fully ‘Self-Actualized’ and ‘Alpha’ in his own right, he is able to leave the ‘Sexual Battleground’ for calmer and possibly more monogamous pastures, happily and peacefully. Almost how the best Knights and Samurai of past centuries would retire to a life of artistic, civil, familial and spiritual fulfillment after climbing to the height of their military and battle prowess.

    Anyway, despite the fact that our genetic imperative pulls us towards polygamy and hypergamy, most PUAs I’ve talked to admit that they eventually would like to settle down with just one woman after their sexual adventures.

    I don’t think this is the “Cult of One True Love”, as many of these men seem to be too rational and skeptical to believe in such things, but it does seem to be a wish, like VK, to go down a more traditional path… Not of marriage, which as we all know is completely bankrupt in our country, but of a life not consumed with just the pursuit of women for sex.

    Roissy has already written that the key marker of an Alpha Male [by Women] is one who does not necessarily have sex with the most women, but COULD. This doesn’t seem incompatible with EndGame — As long as a man maintains his Self-Actualization and Alpha Male-Status, any route to happiness — from asceticism to hedonism — should not matter.

    Realizing this, my question to you all is:

    What are your thoughts on “EndGame”?

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  92. Confucius say,

    That’s one hairy motherfucker!! God damn!!

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  93. His hairy kind holds the key to combating male hair loss. Scientists will one day identify and isolate the genes responsible for hyperactive hair growth, then formulate a working genetic therapy for the balding men. Rogaine, hair growth solutions, hair weaving services, wig makers will go out of business overnight.

    P.S: It must be a jungle around his cock. Does the gf need a map to navigate?

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  94. Gig,

    I said here that much (which is different from “all”) of white nationalism is rooted in pure sexual frustration.

    True, it’s definitely not “all.”

    Roissy gets plenty of pussy but he’s a white nationalist, for example.

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  95. Ruby asks, “What are your thoughts on “EndGame”?”

    I can’t speak from an actual male point of view, but I do know guys who’ve “been around the block” who are now in their 40’s.

    The game never ends.

    Some of them marry, but only two of the married I know are happy. Almost all of them cheat. The ones who don’t are on drugs and pretend to cheat, and maybe would if their stuff still worked.

    The most successful did what “Master Dogg” did, or something similar, and applied their skills to acquiring a woman worth owning before even thinking about marrying.

    Now, as an independent thinker and doer, this is where I can relate: once you are out of the herd, something in you breaks. You experience so much happiness and fulfillment…such a thrill of victory at actual success in going your own way, that *nothing* can turn your brain off after that. You can drink and do as much drugs as you want, but you can’t make yourself be domesticated again. You’re feral.

    If you go back in, you will end up eating the sheeple around you. You will hurt them and break their hearts because they don’t and maybe because of something biological, can’t understand you or what motivates you.

    So even though I know y’all don’t like to take the advice of old ladies, I hope you’ll accept this because it’s by way of male friends of mine who’ve been there. If you do reach that semi demonic level of womanizing ability, don’t kid yourself after that, that any love short of deathgrip will impress you. Do not think you’re going to go back among the “normal” and have a “normal” life.

    If you do settle down with anyone, she had better be just as exceptional as you, or you better have her under an exceptional level of control.

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  96. Chic Noir Future Baby

    thanks for the links doll and you’re right, my child(if I have one) may look like her.

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  97. “What are your thoughts on “EndGame”?”

    End game is death

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  98. To Roosh :

    What is your longterm game plan after 40, then?

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  99. on September 27, 2009 at 5:45 am james crackcorn

    i had the very beta job of taking care of retarded people. i learned that even retarded people got more ass than me. wow.

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  100. roissy:
    risk summonning “the obsidian Krakon (sic)”-right on, another out loud guffaw at that…

    It’s the funniest thing I heard since 4am this morning when an ex colleague told me she wouldnt hav sex with me …
    then said masterbation is probably ok…
    then following my indifference and my saying, “hey im just crashing”…
    – she proceeded to jump me with a stellar beejayjay – thats not even the best part… halfway thru, I decided not to even bother to help her out – both for data research reasons, and fuckit I was tired for real

    So then I gave her a firm NO on playing further, just to see how she reacted, and guess what?… she was stage five clinger all the way out her hotel room door, almost scarily so. trying to arraange a trip to visit me at work, etc.

    I’ve yet to formulate any structured surmised rules from this data, so any insights on how often you should pull away without “being there for her?” I think a mix may be best surprise and unpredicitability and all that (of course, she needs to know unequivoally from past experience that when you engage, she’s in for the rogering of her life)

    my old philosophy had always been, give her mind blowing O’s every time, twice as many for each one I had… I am wondering if leaving them high and dry from time to time may be a better relationship “neg” and be better at sustaining a casual relationship.

    what does the roissy research institute have to say on this topic?

    thanks, going back to (mostly) lurking.

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  101. btw, excuse all the typos, still fricking exhausted…

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  102. Hello from Russia!
    Can I quote a post in your blog with the link to you?

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  103. Why attack this hope person? Who is she and is that really her boyfriend?

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