Hope Announces She Will Not Be A Cat Lady

Hope has just delivered some semi-big news:

Not one to be Sarah Palining this and hiding it…

I just got a positive reading on my home pregnancy test.

If everything goes well, a great alpha name for the kid is Poonhound. It is the name of the beast. 😈

If it’s a girl, try Trinity.





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  1. One of your commenters becomes pregnant. The other goes out on a half-assed excuse for a date with a female. What’s next? 🙂

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  2. What’s next? Sara gets rich. Does that count for anything? Congrats, Hope. Now you’ll find out how all the rules of parenting have to one by one be thrown out the window. Seriously, I wish you, baby, and husband the very best life has to offer and that is saying something. ^_^

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  3. clearly, my sexual energy is so strong it can impregnate girls from afar and inspire betas to leave the masturbatorium to talk to real women.

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  4. on September 5, 2008 at 3:57 am Days of Broken Arrows

    Congrats! Save some of these posts so the kid can read them someday and learn. One of our future presidents is sure to ban the internets someday.

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  5. Oh, Hope. You are a brave woman for bringing a child in to this fucked up world.

    Congrats.

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  6. Congratulations, Hope! 🙂

    Being a mom is great, and even better when someone smart and strong does it.

    Hmmm…best advice in a nutshell I can give for momming is to purchase a water sprayer that makes a fine mist. This is one of the best tools ever for training a child in self motivation and self control.

    It worked extremely well for my daughter, who is very stubborn…no idea where she gets that from 😉

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  7. Hope, that is awesome. After getting to know you by all the comments you’ve posted, it’s clear you will be an excellent mother.
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    4 – Days of Broken Arrows “One of our future presidents is sure to ban the internets someday.”
    === Sheer redneck tinfoil-hat-wearing paranoia. Ever heard of the First Amendment?

    Of course, for reasons of national security and to protect the children (who are our future), it may be necessary to filter dangerous (hateful/inciteful/offensive) content, felonize anonymous surfing, use AI to analyze netizens’ browsing habits (e.g., to identify dangerous males such as those whose surfing patterns indicate homophobia, racism, or exhibit a pedophilic interest in females below the legal drinking age), and set up a Bureau of Internet Security to manage it all and relieve the backlogged court system by (in those cases wherein the offender is judged by an impartial panel of experts with Doctorates in psychology to be sincere in his commitment to redeem himself) substituting education, counseling, and community service for incarceration.

    But *ban* the internet in America? Ridiculous!

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  8. on September 5, 2008 at 10:58 am random passerby

    If everything goes well, a great alpha name for the kid is Roissy. It is the name of the beast.

    Except… you’re not an “alpha.”

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  9. Awesome, Hope! All the best to you, your former Marine husband, and the kid.

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  10. … by the way, Mrs. PA is a month ahead you, lady 😉

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  11. Hope, congratulations. All the best to you and your family. I get the feeling you and your husband will have a damn good looking kid.

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  12. on September 5, 2008 at 12:58 pm Patrick Bateman

    Congratulations!

    Lemmonex
    Oh, Hope. You are a brave woman for bringing a child in to this fucked up world.

    Don’t be such a pessimist. A child coming into the world now has it better than children born at any other time in human history.

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  13. What are you saying Patrick? Sure the baby will be happier, healthier, and wealthier than at any other time in human history… but there’s a WAR IN IRAQ! We’re almost, kinda, sorta in a recession. The climate is CHANGING! These are terrible times.

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  14. One of your commenters becomes pregnant. The other goes out on a half-assed excuse for a date with a female. What’s next?

    I’ll start appreciating shaved women?

    Anyway, that’s great news, Hope. All the best.

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  15. on September 5, 2008 at 1:13 pm Usually Lurking

    Some Cosmo Elitist said:
    Oh, Hope. You are a brave woman for bringing a child in to this fucked up world.

    Yet, somehow, someway, life in places like North Dakota is damn near perfect. Nice people working hard and treating each other with respect. Now in Manhattan, DC, LA, Miami, well, not so much.

    Hope, congratulations!

    There are still more than a few non-fucked up places and non-fucked up people in this country…hopefully, you will be able to surround yourself and your family with those people.

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  16. Thank you Hope for bringing a son or daughter of enhanced attractiveness, but, likely, increased fidelity, into America.

    http://www.smh.com.au/news/national/shes-got-the-look/2005/06/24/1119321909631.html

    Such happy times for the roissy peanut gallery. Now I’m certain good things await Monsieur Peter.

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  17. Now I’m certain good things await Monsieur Peter.

    Thank you so much for that linked picture. It was too delicious for words.

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  18. Hope: Congrats.

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  19. on September 5, 2008 at 3:40 pm Peregrine John

    Congratulations, Hope! May the new little one grow to be your joy and pride throughout your life.

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  20. by the way, Mrs. PA is a month ahead you, lady

    Congrats to you and your wife. 🙂

    We’ll miss you in a few months… 😦

    Yet, somehow, someway, life in places like North Dakota is damn near perfect.

    Peak oil, global warming, a failing economy, and in my person case, race realism are all good reasons to fear bringing children into the world.

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  21. If Hope and all other PC leftists who are ruining the world for freedom-lovers gives birth to a monster that burns her house down around her, I’ll rejoice.

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  22. Thanks David!

    About the world being bad, decades 50s – 80s did put most Americans in a lull. You can’t be a scardicat! My grandparents had my mom at the end of WW2 in Eastern Europe, when marauding bands of Germans, Russians, Poles and Ukrainians were all murdering each other.

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  23. About the world being bad, decades 50s – 80s did put most Americans in a lull.

    After the 1960s Missile Crisis, it simply appeared that the bad people were controllable and somewhat rational actors. In contrast, we’re dealing with irrational and rational actors acting on concert at the same time, and quite frankly for those of us who saw the Berlin Wall come down as a hazy memory or as a clip on a TV during history class, it’s a frightening world when you combine this with the other issues I listed above. Seriously, why would I want to bring a kid into the world where I fear that some racist may attack him, or he can’t achieve his hopes and dreams? Why would I want my kid to live in a world of declining living standards where the future is uncertain?

    My grandparents had my mom at the end of WW2 in Eastern Europe

    Well, there was no birth control back then, and people just weren’t as smart as today… 😛

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  24. If Hope and all other PC leftists who are ruining the world for freedom-lovers gives birth to a monster that burns her house down around her, I’ll rejoice.

    And if your panty piddling paranoid fantasy comes true and Islam really does conquer the world, you’ll be among the first ones off to the ovens.

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  25. Islam is obviously a murderous cult. Was Peter’s comment directed towards Hope?

    The popularity of Oprah shows that American women aren’t worth a damn.

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  26. Islam is obviously a murderous cult. Was Peter’s comment directed towards Hope?

    No, it was addressed toward you, and all the other cowards who piddle their panties in utter dread of Islam.

    Militant Islam is as grave a threat to Western civilization as a baby rabbit is a threat to an elephant.

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  27. Thanks for the well-wishes all.

    But it shouldn’t be a shock… I think I’ve mentioned that we were trying.

    No one is making mutant half-breed baby jokes though?

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  28. I enjoy watching Muslims die.

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  29. Hope —

    Congrats from we as well.

    As for half breed babies, as a general rule I love your and your husband’s kind of mixing. Eurasians, esp. the females but somewhat the males too, are often hot. IQ works well too, again as a generalization that I’m sure applies in your cases as well.

    PA – congrats to you and your misses as well.

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  30. As for half breed babies, as a general rule I love your and your husband’s kind of mixing

    So I’m guessing that David Alexander mixing with a white girl is the end of the world for you, right?

    David’s Ivy League educated cousin mixed with handsome upper middle class Australian man and their first daughter is downright cute. A second child is coming soon. 🙂

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  31. DA, you are a black/Jew mix?

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  32. This thread is surreal.

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  33. Oh, and I congratulations, Hope. May your pregnancy be a smooth one and don’t let your husband/boyfriend witness the birth–you both will regret it.

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  34. DA, you are a black/Jew mix

    No, but he acts awful Jewish, doesn’t he?

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  35. Yours Truly 31–

    DA is 2nd gen Haitian-American with some white (French) admixture.

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  36. DA, you are a black/Jew mix?

    I am black from Caribbean nation of Haiti. I have some French ancestry via great-grandparents on both sides.

    No, but he acts awful Jewish, doesn’t he?

    Jew – IQ = black people ?

    Interestingly, my godmother who isn’t related to me at all is allegedly of Sephardic ancestry. Otherwise, I can’t think of any Jewish connections other than the fact that my speech therapist was a middle aged Jewish woman, one of my first crushes was two tomboyish Jewish women, and I live in a neighbourhood on Long Island with a very high Jewish population. 🙂

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  37. Mmmm…Haitian…

    The second most beautiful man in the world is Haitian. He was, and maybe still is a Navy pilot, but for some reason I don’t remember his name.

    Maybe it’s selective memory since not being White, I had no chance.

    He was one of those guys who was so hot, I wanted one of my friends to shag him so she could tell me how it was.

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  38. on September 7, 2008 at 5:45 pm SovereignAmericanMale

    Hope, Congrats babe!!!!!

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  39. Mark from Ark—

    “I enjoy watching Muslims die.”

    Oh…

    I hope you’ll enjoy watching my death, then.

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  40. A neighborhood on Long Island with a high Jewish population… geez, that really narrows it down 😛

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  41. No, DA. Jewish behavior is almost the diametric opposite of black behavior, which is why it’s so funny that they always vote together. You’re neurotic, hyper-verbal, and self-pitying, which fits the Jewish stereotype to a T.

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  42. And yes, I think Jews tend to be beta. Of course, we compensated for it by making romantic comedies where beta guys get the girl. Oh, and making loads of $$$. Alpha traits are only useful if you’re already at the top–if you’re at the bottom you just get into street fights.

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