What To Do When A Girl Starts Crying For No Reason

When you date a girl for longer than two months the odds become better than even that she will erupt into spontaneous waterworks for no discernible reason. All girls do this, even the stable normal ones. In fact, you should be concerned that you are dating a stone hearted bitch if she doesn’t inexplicably cry on occasion. If women crying makes you break out into sweaty hives you should probably limit yourself to dating lawyers. They never cry; they just subsume their womanly instincts into raging competitiveness and piston-like screwing. Thankfully for the state of femininity, their breed is dying out.

The last time I was confronted with a woman’s tears I had just finished banging her in a satisfying position — doggy. (The most spiritually nourishing sex positions are those which are closest to the primitive positions practiced by the animal kingdom.) She hopped off the bed, went to the bathroom, exited the bathroom 20 seconds later, and then stood in the middle of the room, wrapped in a bath towel, as tears started to fall.

Most betas when confronted with such a spectacle will turn the finger of blame inward and wonder if it was something they did. A beta will tenderly, cautiously, approach the girl and touch her shoulder while asking if anything is wrong, did he do something that bothered her? Naturally, as my readers are well aware by now, this will paradoxically fill her with resentment for the beta. Even though his dick was only moments earlier inside her womb, she will become agitated by his presence for reasons even she can’t fathom, and her disgust will grow as she pushes his arm off and insists that nothing is wrong.

The experienced man, on the other hand, has seen all this before. Through trial and error, or through honed intuition, he has learned how to deal with these emotional pressure releases that plague women. He knows that sometimes a powerful rogering will rattle a woman’s soul so deeply that tears are shaken loose. He will let the sob show play itself out, knowing that she will come through it on the other side a happier woman.

When she began crying, vulnerable in the middle of the room clutching her bath towel, I looked at her intently for a few seconds, walked up, gave her a strong hug and a cheek kiss, wiped one tear with my thumb, and then let go to pour a couple of drinks for the both of us. I didn’t ask what was wrong, I didn’t ask if there was something I could do, I didn’t ask how I could make it better. I didn’t even ask if she wanted a drink. I just put the drink in her hand. Everything was done in silence. I grabbed a magazine and read it on her couch while she took a shower.

She was emotionally cold for about a half hour after that, then as we were lying in bed later falling asleep, she rolled over and nuzzled her head in the nook where my arm meets my chest. She was smiling.

Here are the rules for dealing with a spontaneously crying woman:

  • Don’t worry about why she is crying. It doesn’t matter if it was something you did, or if it had nothing to do with you, your reaction should be the same either way.
  • That reaction is warm, nonverbal reassurance. Don’t say a word. Odds are you will say something to worsen her erratic emotional state.
  • If you suspect that the cause of her tears is something you did, you should let her express those reasons on her own time. Don’t try and pry the reason from her.
  • Give her a glass of water or wine while she is crying. If she refuses the drink, don’t loiter questioningly. Simply put her drink down on the counter and go about enjoying your drink.
  • For the love of god, DON’T PLEAD WITH HER TO COMMUNICATE HER FEELINGS. This goes against everything that every women’s mag and self-help relationship book says, but the truth is that there’s nothing a woman despises more than a mealy-mouthed sensitive beta playing new age psychotherapist.

I have found that after a good cry a woman will often feel closer to you than ever. She will give her sex lovingly soon after her tears have dried. For this reason I recommend provoking your girl to cry as it will open up new and exciting possibilities in bed. You’ll want to incite her tears in such a way, of course, that you maintain plausible deniability. One way to do this is to get out of bed after sex to watch some porn on the computer.





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  1. A+

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  2. on October 20, 2009 at 12:58 pm rabbitsareyummy

    I nominate myself for beta of the month.

    marissatheotherwhitemeat.com

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  3. Good stuff, Roissy. I agree. Been there and done that several times myself, as recently as last week. After crying sex is da bomb indeed.

    The Obsidian

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  4. Good advice. Do not get caught up in her emotional storms. It is a good strategy to have for any of her strong emotions. Be aloof and indifferent. Do not react emotionally yourself. Be an observer and react strategically.

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  5. “When you date a girl for longer than two months”

    Thanks for this advice since I haven’t dated a girl for any more than a few swoops in a long time.

    I forgot some of this stuff. Great refresher.

    “I just put the drink in her hand.”

    That is a move straight out The G Manifesto Playbook.

    I do this all the time and this move can be used in all situations.

    A swiss army knife of sorts.

    – MPM

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  6. Many times I will also light up a smoke with a double light move (http://www.thegmanifesto.com/2009/08/a-classic-double-cigarette-light-move.html ) and hand it to her.

    Even if she doesn’t smoke.

    Style all the way.

    – MPM

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  7. Good LTR game.

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  8. The first time this happened to me I was completely surprised. It happened right after she had an orgasm, too. That gave me the knowledge that I had done nothing wrong. She might have been feeling guilty or something. I still remember that day, though.

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  9. If no drinks available a ciggs will do … plus it gives you something to do while she cries and sets a time limit

    double cigarette light move for max alpha comfort

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  10. Excellent post, excellent blog. This should be printed as a legacy to male children. You are probably Tom leykiss´ son.
    Men want to eat after sex, some women want to piss, some to cry. It is the flow of oxytocin in the blood.
    The woman is at that moment very vulnerable and emotional. Anything you say will be heard thru an hormone filter.
    What makes a beta is more often what he (awkwardly) does than what he doesn´t.

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  11. i try to avoid letting men see me cry, but if it does happen, i’d prefer warm nonverbal reassurance to a bunch of irritating questions that i wouldn’t want to answer anyway.

    as for the giving-her-a-drink move…not necessary in my opinion, but i wouldn’t be offended by it either.

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  12. I love the post-orgasm cry.

    Good advice, although personally, I’ll say, “I’ve got you” in a reassuring tone as I hold her head to my chest. This lets her know that her crying doesn’t confuse or upset me, plus it makes me appear “sensitive,” but in a dominant way.

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  13. Well put!

    I strongly recommend that your married readers familiarize themselves with the web site

    http://www.takeninhand.com/an.overview.of.taken.in.hand

    The article there on having a commanding presence just proves that there’s nothing new about game. Men shouldn’t have to learn game any more than having to learn how to piss standing up. Western society has forgotten the natural order of man/woman relationships.

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  14. on October 20, 2009 at 1:29 pm Horatio Sanchez

    What do you do if she starts crying, slides onto the couch, and puts you in the psychotherapist role by trying to talk about feelings? How do you parry this? Does the golden rule of non-verbal reassurance remain, despite how much emotional verbal diarrhea she may be emitting?

    I wonder if such an attempt could be considered a sort of shit test, at least in some situations.

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  15. Damn, that’s a fresh move.
    Where can I buy a copy of The G Manifesto Playbook? Haha

    I hope everyone read this article this morning:
    http://www.marketwatch.com/story/americas-soul-is-lost-and-collapse-is-inevitable-2009-10-20

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  16. nice addition, Riff Dog.

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  17. Great post.

    I learned this a long time ago.

    Showing her that she got your attention, that you care, but then responding with calm reassuring strength, the good solid hug, long if she’s clinging, short but firm if she’s feeling antsy (less likely, but depends on the girl and the source of her upset).

    I might be silent or I might say a few words like “my baby” or “there, there”. Sometimes open arms and come her is good. Watch her body language signals.

    Absolutely do not try to talk it out and especially don’t try to fix things then. She needs you to feel her and be a caring but calm rock for her that really isn’t alarmed.

    Lots of times girls don’t really know why they’re crying, or have only a vague general idea that it has to do with X and Y, somehow. They’ll come up with a theory but at the moment they often don’t know. I.e. lots of times it’s all subject to a lot of interpretation and theorizing – can go various different ways. Specifically whether there’s actually something wrong between you two or not. Acting in a strong, caring but not at all alarmed much less guilty and eager to “fix it” way is very helpful in getting an interpretation that’s good for the bond between you. At the right time it can good to supply or help supply that interpretation, drawing on game insights etc.

    Let her tell you on her time. If she’s going to. If she accuses you of “not even asking what was wrong” just say you were waiting for her to tell you, and that by hugging her when she was upset (and getting that drink) you were clearly showing her you were open to listening. When she wanted to talk.

    I guess it’s a commonplace, it certainly is to me for a long time now but maybe not for some/many guys, that in general don’t try to fix things when girls are being emotional. Be a rock, care, hug – but don’t take endless abuse if that’s the mood she’s in. Walk away from that. Be willing to talk when she calms down. But never guess. Let her show her cards first.

    Don’t think defensively. Have the general mindset that she’s being a silly exaggerating (but overall rather adorable) girl, you care about her, and if you did something actually wrong or that upsets her for reasonable reasons, you’ll do reasonable things to try to change what’s changeable or reach some middle point.

    But the takeaway is spend more time being a quiet strong caring rock, and letting her vent and emote and making you feel you understand her, than thinking it’s mostly about fixing things. Those things often aren’t very important. Being the strong caring rock is.

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  18. Roissy has breached new territory!

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  19. If it’s David Alexander checking out his fave porn sites after sex, the tranny’s reaction might be harder to predict.

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  20. He knows sometimes a powerful rogering will rattle a woman’s soul so deeply that tears are shaken loose.

    He, also knows
    this is why women
    must not be elected
    President

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  21. I have a question for Obsidian.

    How do we get access to your planned blog?

    Will you announce the website on here?

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  22. i remember having some great PS2 sessions while my girl was sitting there crying about something random

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  23. My solution, do the following in this order:

    1) Give her two firm, hard slaps on both her cheeks.

    2) A solid, not too hard, fist to her gut.

    3) Finger her ribs/waist.

    Number 1 will surprise her, potentially stopping her tears and whatever random introspective thoughts she may have that causes her to tear up.

    Number 2 will knock some of her breath out. Crying needs breath.

    Number 3 will make her ticklish, inducing giggles.

    Remember, with women, you are going to cut verbal communication to a minimum, and let your body language communication push her emotional buttons. All that matters is her gina tingle.

    Also, look out for the signs of a crazy chick. She may be on lotsa anti-depressants, so crying suddenly is quite normal. Crazy chicks are good lays, but do your personal cost-benefit analysis, and DTB if necessary.

    My experience is that girls cry to induce guilt in you, and thus in turn attempt to obtain certain desired things from you. The princess/immature types may also cry when things do not go their way.

    Don’t fall for the guilt-trap when she cries.

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  24. My advice: comfort her, telling her, no, Zunder is far too stupid and interested in sheep to hit on her.

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  25. “Most betas when confronted with such a spectacle will turn the finger of blame inward and wonder if it was something they did.

    For the love of god, DON’T PLEAD WITH HER TO COMMUNICATE HER FEELINGS. ”

    This advice is pure gold. And it should be taken seriously as well. To make a long story short, shortly after I moved from Texas to Kansas with my then-girlfriend, she started crying one day for no reason. It was a massive shit test that I failed miserably. Yeah, she may have felt upset or something, but her subconscious desire to test me outweighed any rationality she may have had.

    I did exactly what I shouldn’t have done. I put the blame on myself. From there on, I walked on egg shells thinking she’d get emotional. I started tuning out of the relationship because I thought I was fucking it up. This gave her ammunition to hate me. I mark that day as the day that our relationship turned for the worse. Only by looking back a couple of years after, when her and I hated each other and were doing shitty things to one another, did I realize that she lost respect for me because I placated her. Hell I even went out and bought her something from the mall to make her feel better.

    Roissy, your advice is perfect because it doesn’t put the blame on anyone. The man shouldn’t internalize the blame, but he also shouldn’t get angry at the woman. Women cry. Let them cry. Sometimes they need it.

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  26. Jules Verne,
    Yea, I’ll announce the blog opening here and elsewhere on the Web, no problem. As it currently stands, I’m launching Oct 31 2009.

    The Obsidian

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  27. I probably haven’t even noticed her crying, because by the time she comes back into the room, i’m either out in the living room enjoying a stiff drink, or passed out cold.

    After i’ve pumped 10 liters of my juice into that hole, i’m really not open to an emotional examination.

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  28. G Manifesto, good to have you back.

    One question I have for you:

    Zippos or Dunhills?

    I have both. And on the Zippos: design or plain?

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  29. “I recommend provoking your girl to cry as it will open up new and exciting possibilities in bed.”

    You stole this from my playbook. I sometimes get my woman riled up on purpose, because her intense emotions quickly translate into hot sex and rainstorms of affection. The most ridiculous, over-the-top sex we’ve had this year was when I orchestrated a situation that led her to believe I was having an affair.

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  30. Is Roissy a lawyer himself? It seems like daily contact with female lawyers breeds the most contempt for them, at least in my experience. They are truly the worst.

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  31. Dupont lighter…the “ping” will send an electrical zing through her vag.

    On another note, Bette Davis had some saggy eyes.

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  32. Bette Davis eyes, bro. No ugly woman has ever done better being a vamp.

    Ever notice how its always the unattractive women who do the best sex pot? Probably out of necessity. Angelina Jolie comes to mind.

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  33. The shockingly cautionary fate of Willen Dafoe’s character in Lars Von Trier’s ANTICHRIST is a stunning illustration of the hazards of playing new age psychotherapist.

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  34. this thread is
    sadly
    a blueprint
    of derail

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  35. Horatio–

    What do you do if she starts crying, slides onto the couch, and puts you in the psychotherapist role by trying to talk about feelings? How do you parry this? Does the golden rule of non-verbal reassurance remain, despite how much emotional verbal diarrhea she may be emitting?

    Roissy didn’t say don’t listen to her when she wants to talk about her feelings. He said, and I say, don’t start that way. Start by being a caring but not alarmed, reassuring Gibraltar, that thinks (without saying, but it’s in your body language) it’s all a bit of strum and drang but that’s ok, she’s your adorable girl.

    When she wants to talk, let her talk. But you should mostly just listen, but really listen – like psychotherapists do. If she’s all emotional about small things don’t take the small things too seriously. They stand for things in her mind between you or between her and someone else. Eventually ask questions that get at that – the underlying relationship dynamics she’s conflicted or confused or unhappy about. Like a therapist does. Only you’re informed by game and evo psych rather than Freud or Jung (et al.), primarily. But don’t lay out theory-it’s background for you.

    How long you want to let her go on with putting you in the psychotherapist role will I suppose depend quite a bit on your personality and skills. I’m willing to occasionally do it a fair bit so long as it’s feeling right and constructive and so on. However have a point at which you do say that you aren’t her therapist. As well don’t let it become passive aggressive abuse. Most importantly don’t become defense about anything, or let it go on forever, or keep repeating.

    You can shape things one hell of a lot in her mind by intelligently listening and then just occasionally steering things in constructive directions, including especially ones that are constructive for the bond between you. But always have ultimate equanimity. What will be will be between you. Remember, let her chase you. You’ll both be happier that way.

    If she doesn’t do this pscyotherapy and relationship dynamics exploring and theorizing sometimes with you, you can be sure she IS doing it with some of her girlfriends or sometimes LJBF guys or gays. They or some of them are likely to be forever trying to find things wrong in relationships and be a wedge on feminist type issues, etc. It’s so shot through our media culture that girls should “support” each other in finding fault with their men in such ways.

    You can’t keep some of her girlfriends from probing for whatever daylight they can find between you. But being her shrink a little yourself sometimes, and her closest and most trusted one, can be gold – if you’re up for it and good at it. But don’t encourage endless or obsessive introspection if she’s inclined in that direction. It’s a sometimes thing. You DO listen to her – in the right way, not primarily the trying to “fix” concrete complaints way.

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  36. If you drew a graph where on the y-axis was ‘number of tearful episodes’ vs. x-axis ‘how attracted she is to you’, you would get a positive correlation.

    If you drew a graph where on the y-axis was ‘number of tearful episodes’ vs. x-axis ‘how long the relationship lasts’, you would get a bell curve.

    Agree/Disagree?

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  37. lurker

    “G Manifesto, good to have you back.

    One question I have for you:

    Zippos or Dunhills?”

    Age old question.

    Dunhills and Duponts are more expensive and arguably more classy. And sting more when you lose them.

    Zippos are more masculine in my opinion, and dope as hell.

    The Zippo ping is also known to make the ladies go gaga.

    Typically I go with a Zippo as an everyday lighter and on normal nights out.

    Dunhills or Duponts on nights where the stakes are extremely high.

    A high society gig for instance.

    – MPM

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  38. T-1000

    “Is Roissy a lawyer himself? It seems like daily contact with female lawyers breeds the most contempt for them, at least in my experience. They are truly the worst.”

    Highly doubt it.

    Roissy is too down too earth and “cool”.

    His contempt for female lawyers can be traced to his home base city: DC.

    – MPM

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  39. Axes are reversed for the second option, to be strictly accurate.

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  40. How *do* you make a feminazi lawyer cry?

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  41. on October 20, 2009 at 3:02 pm Biting Beaver

    Girls dont cry for apparent no reason. They cry because you just finished raping them(, about to rape them, or in the process of raping them.

    Fucking men!

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  42. @BB- still waiting for that fuck,eh?

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  43. G Manifesto, though—designs on the Zippo (ace of spades, for example), colors (black, green, red) or only plain?

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  44. Bhetti–

    Agree/Disagree?

    Agree.

    You rather brilliant little scientist minx.

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  45. BB–

    They cry because you just finished raping them(, about to rape them, or in the process of raping them.

    Your fantasies roil your feverish mind. Poor thing. So hungry.

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  46. He, also knows
    this is why women
    must not be elected
    President

    Applies not
    to a SheHe
    known as
    Hillaree

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  47. He, also knows
    this is why women
    must not be elected
    President

    Applies not
    to a SheHe
    known as
    Hillaree

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  48. on October 20, 2009 at 3:12 pm Biting Beaver

    In fact, i should add this to my rape list.

    #52. If a girl starts crying after sex — you’ve just finished raping her.

    ( i really, really dont want to hear your ass backward rationalization.)

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  49. anna–

    i try to avoid letting men see me cry, but if it does happen, i’d prefer warm nonverbal reassurance to a bunch of irritating questions that i wouldn’t want to answer anyway.

    Yes as to the later.

    But why avoid? Let yourself be more vulnerable if you’re feeling closeness start to develop, or it already has. It will deepen things.

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  50. How *do* you make a feminazi lawyer cry?

    Kick her puppies and kittens.
    Or, pour all the vodka down the drain after the stores are closed.

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  51. Men!

    #53. If a girl starts crying after sex …

    …you may have forgotten
    to trim your cloven hooves
    and horns

    happens to me
    all the
    time

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  52. Ah lurker, I see you took no notice of Roissy’s to shut the fuck up.

    It behoves me then, to point out to you that the problem for you Lurker, (and this post must have been a revelation for you) is that you don’t know whether you are crying out of emotion or out of the pain caused by your boyfriend’s dick up yer ass.

    Must be confusing…………does the glass of wine your boyfriend offers help soothe the tears?

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  53. lurker

    “G Manifesto, though—designs on the Zippo (ace of spades, for example), colors (black, green, red) or only plain?”

    Can’t go wrong with plain.

    That being said, I have tons with design.

    Let personal style dictate.

    – MPM

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  54. Biting Beaver… if after making love a girl just kind of sits in the far corner of the bed, sobs quietly while gently rocking herself, her panties absently around her ankles as her knees are drawn up to her chin. Avoids eye contact and imperceptibly shifts away without eye contact when the dude tries to touch her cheek in an awkward attempt at making nice… is that rape?

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  55. Men!

    #54. If a girl starts crying after sex …

    …it’s merely because the barbs on my penis have also been aroused.

    I mean no harm
    I come in peace

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  56. @al- present company excepted, of course. I was careful to specify “feminazi” lawyer, and you fall well outside that category – and not only because of the kittens and puppies.

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  57. Could have used this two days ago.

    Ah well. I’d give myself a C+

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  58. Zunder! Glad to see you took a break from ramming your small penis up a billy goat’s bottom and making things up about GWB and Rush to join us!

    What’s that, you say? Healthcare si a right, you don’t care about what the constitution says?

    What’s that? you’ve never listend to Rush limbaugh in your life, but will invent things he said to justify your delusions?

    What’s that, you say? You enjoy the baaing and bleating of your bedfellow?

    Well my dear faggot, you can work for MSNBC!

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  59. on October 20, 2009 at 3:45 pm Biting Beaver

    @ maurice. Mind your manners, you are talking to a lady.

    @doug. i spit on you. i pee on you. i shat on you. i give you a dirty sanchez.

    @firepower. you are still a “faggot-powder”.

    @PA. you are still a “POKING ANUS”.

    @Bhetti. Let me get this straight? You are in love with the racist DOUG1, correct? And you are an arab, correct?

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  60. This is good! Perfect response Roissy.

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  61. on October 20, 2009 at 3:52 pm Cannon's Canon

    the Higgs Bosons lighter is the best VV comment ever. i busted out laughing.

    germane to today’s post:

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  62. @ maurice. Mind your manners, you are talking to a lady.</blockquote?
    Where?

    Last I checked ladies didn't know what a dirty sanchez was, nor could they explain the rule against perpetuities.

    res ipsa loquitur.

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  63. How *do* you make a feminazi lawyer cry?

    If she has a gag-reflex, she should start crying once your hitting the back of her through with your hands on the back of her head.

    If she doesn’t have a gag reflex, just punch her in the face.

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  64. through = throat

    *Need edit button for first 10 minutes of post

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  65. Biting Beaver

    @doug. i spit on you. i pee on you. i shat on you. i give you a dirty sanchez.

    you manwhore –
    why give doug
    all the
    fun

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  66. “How *do* you make a feminazi lawyer cry?”

    Kick her in the nuts?

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  67. Biting Bleater

    @Bhetti. Let me get this straight? You are in love with the racist DOUG1, correct? And you are an arab, correct?

    Show some pity. she’s allowed a Rumpspringa dalliance before the Nuclear Physicist husband shrouds her in a burkqha then ships her back home to tend goats.

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  68. @BB- you a lady? Yeah, I will believe that after I see the video of your post-coital weeping at Chateau Roissy.

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  69. @ Bhetti:

    Disagree on the bell curve. Transpose your axes and you’re spot on.

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  70. on October 20, 2009 at 4:36 pm The Fifth Horseman

    It is posts like this that give the white-knighting socialcons/Betacons a vein-popping stroke.

    Good job.

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  71. Great post Roissy.

    I hate to reduce everything a woman says or does to a shit test, but in this case, these crying outbursts are… yes… very much a shit test. –Though not of the type that calls for an agree & amplify solution. I like Doug1’s advice as well as Roissy’s:

    Absolutely do not try to talk it out and especially don’t try to fix things then.

    Instead, as you do (or don’t do) the above, this is an opportunity here for the guy to take the physical LEAD, be the physical LEADER. For example, take her by the hand and WALK her to the sofa; pick her up and CARRY her back to the bed; physically LEAD her freakin’ anywhere. And go on from there. Such physical actions will communicate psychological strength and dominance. Use your ACTIONS to set a frame of rock-solid leadership. Result: shit test aced.

    It’s a very easy shift for her to move from a crying emotion over to a red-hot passionate emotion than it is for her to move from an I-can’t-believe-this-guy-is-such-a-wuss emotion over to the red-hot passionate variety. In fact, it’s practically impossible for the latter route to ever work.

    …And to Cannon’s Canon, bless you for the Markus Schulz / proggy trance addition to my day. Needed that.

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  72. All girls do this, even the stable normal ones.

    I have NEVER seen this in any of my female friends.

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  73. Want to have a good laugh? Check out the homepage image collage at the Shriver Report on Womyn[‘s Self-Loathing and Victimhood] : http://awomansnation.com/index.php

    An assemblage of power grrrrrrls, rounded out by a chubby, chipmunk-cheeked house dad.

    These fuckers will literally stop at nothing to destroy every last tradition and gender norm history has ever known.

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  74. Touching. Reminds me of this:

    Note that the bond girl HAD a reason to cry.

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  75. @David Alexander

    [“If you drew a graph where on the y-axis was ‘number of tearful episodes’ vs. x-axis ‘how attracted she is to you’, you would get a positive correlation.”] -Bhetti

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  76. Cannon–

    Who’s that chick? Sizzlin’.

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  77. You can only have your emotions moved by someone you actually care about. Even when she’s crying at the silly tearjerker film, it’s probably because of the emotional state she associates personally with it.

    The Specimen:

    Transpose your axes and you’re spot on.

    Yeah, I noticed that and corrected it upthread:

    Axes are reversed for the second option, to be strictly accurate.

    Unless you’re correcting my correction 😉

    BB:
    Racist Doug? That doesn’t make sense. Did you mean rapist? Probably has (thrillingly) come closer to the latter than the former in his life.

    I’m most likely more racist than he is.

    No, no. Doug’s not a racist. He rapes all, equally.

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  78. BB

    @doug. i spit on you. i pee on you. i shat on you. i give you a dirty sanchez.

    Such furious fury, little mouse. Such unladylike, lowdown, foul mouthed, ineffectual fury.

    @Bhetti. Let me get this straight? You are in love with the racist DOUG1, correct? And you are an arab, correct?

    The amusing, and utterly revealing, thing about you BB is that you put those two thoughts of yours together and come to the conclusion that Bhetti must be deluded. Rather than that you are.

    That’s a far lefty feminazi ideologue for you alright.

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  79. He rapes all, equally.

    On a meritocratic basis, you understand.

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  80. Nice post, but Roissy, I think you need to review your anatomical nomenclature.

    “Even though his dick was only moments earlier inside her womb, ”

    I think this is an anatomic impossibility.

    [editor: literary license. pauline reage described the vagina in womb-like metaphors all over ‘story of o’. i feel like i’m in stellar company.]

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  81. on October 20, 2009 at 6:21 pm Cannon's Canon

    doug, the vocals are by some chick named deirdre radford, who doesn’t seem to have a pic up online. i’d guess that the video picture is just a nameless, airbrushed trance groupie. usually, they are scandinavian or slavic, although the guy who put up the vid is romanian and the record label is based out of miami.

    in france, that airbrushed image would come with a disclaimer from the department of health, warning about her unrealistic beauty standards!

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  82. David Alexander–

    To pick up on what Mr. N and Bhetti said.

    Crying is often an expression of momentary or episodic hopelessness and a reaching out for comfort or protection, especially to someone perceived as able and willing to give it. Or it can be an expression simply of an overwhelming flood of emotion including very pleasurable emotion, that also creates a helpless or submissive feeling. Hence crying for joy. It’s an expression of temporary submission, like dogs rolling over on their backs. It’s one kind of such expression. It’s not the kind people give when they’re afraid. Or only rarely.

    Crying is quite literally begging for a hug I think. It may be prelude to asking for help in fixing something or protecting from something but the first thing is the desire for that bond to be reaffirmed or established.

    I know when I see any girl I know cry I immediately feel an urge to give her a hug. She’s asking me to. I think it’s only socialization that teaches men to not necessarily do so, as being presumptuous or unwanted. It’s beta to act that way though.

    Girls don’t very often cry in front of their considerably younger brothers when they’re both children. In front of fathers or boyfriends girls do all the time. In front of a man they perceive to be bound by some code of honor and who’s the one causing them emotional distress – then too. Or in front of someone they aren’t attracted to (at least yet) but who they perceive as having strength in the situation – then failing a more intimate man available at the moment, yes in front of them too maybe if their emotion is great enough, and they feel safe enough with that man.

    In front of someone who’s hurting them but who they’ve come to realize is cold and heartless and not affected by their tears, perhaps because they’ve tried it before with him, then no, girls will stop crying in front of that tormentor.

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  83. roissy what if later she asks you something like “why didn’t you ask me why I was crying?”

    how do you deal with that?

    [editor: “because that’s not what you wanted.” if she persists in her interrogation, reframe. tell her next time she cries you’ll charge $200 per hour for therapy.]

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  84. on October 20, 2009 at 6:56 pm Biting Beaver

    @ bhetti. I see. So, you wish you are white, correct? And those arabs–those sand niggers- needs to be..i dont know…lynched…those stinky filth? correct?

    [editor: horrible, stinky bait. the jig is up bb. you’re a black dude who also goes by the handle “cock of obama”.]

    starting with your dear father and mother, correct?

    And let me get this straight: you wish to be raped by him(doug1), correct?

    Hmmm…so lets break this down.

    You are a medical school student who likes pimping her supposed virginity and inexperience to men on the internet like venus fly trap. You are arabic with racist dislike for all things non-white people. And you are not aversed to being raped. You think all these help you score “cool points” with these virtual men?

    @ maurice. In a hand to hand combat…methinks i will make you cry….just because i can kick ROSIE ass doesnt mean i should not be treated like a lady. The fact that my mere presence shrivels balls doesnt mean i should not be treated like a lady. Yes, i can LITERALLY castrate you with my high heels. You and rosie simultaneously.

    [high heels rape shag carpets and hot asphalt. how could you, beaver brain?]

    @doug1. does that stand for DOUGLASS?

    @firepower…you are still “faggot-powder”.

    @ PA..still stands for “Porky Anus”

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  85. on October 20, 2009 at 7:03 pm Biting Beaver

    ROSIE,

    Of course i am black dude who also goes by the name of “cock of obama”. DUH!

    [editor: so that biting beaver website with pics of a blonde chick is a lie? good to know you are a troll operation, but since i like fucking around with you with rapist’s like wit, i won’t ban you. just keep giving me more insipid material to bounce off of.]

    Jesus, are you slow or something?

    Or is the Syphilis finally ravaging your brain?

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  86. Re: Doug

    So in other words, my sub-human stature ensures that no female will ever cry in front of me due to the fact that I lack the projection of a problem solver.

    [editor: to make them cry, first you must make them love.

    so, no, women will never cry in front of you.]

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  87. on October 20, 2009 at 7:21 pm Biting Beaver

    On being a blonde or not….hmmm…soo..ROSIE, you’ve been checking out my picture, hey?…..you filthy leperous cow.
    Come on, ROSIE, dont be daft–You certainly dont expect me to qualify myself. In a situation like this, the best recourse is: Agree and Amplify. I thought you know game!

    [editor: speaking of agree and amplify, has a gay man ever agreed to rape you, and then amplified his rape so much that your shits just slid out effortlessly for months afterward?]

    (or you(certainly not me)can act like one of those weak-minded females that traverse this place wasting their time trying to prove this or that. )

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  88. “I didn’t ask what was wrong, I didn’t ask if there was something I could do, I didn’t ask how I could make it better. I didn’t even ask if she wanted a drink. I just put the drink in her hand. Everything was done in silence. I grabbed a magazine and read it on her couch while she took a shower.”

    LISTEN TO ROISSY.

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  89. Niko

    Another Roissy maxim validated.

    http://ozconservative.blogspot.com/2009/10/but-why-did-she-find-him-handsome.html

    That link of yours is very much worth people’s reading.

    It’s a familiar story by now. We’ve had Roissy and commenters link a lot of similar stories here before by now. However the analysis in the post is well worth reading.

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  90. on October 20, 2009 at 7:29 pm Biting Beaver

    ROSIE,

    why do you have to constantly turn everything into rape scenario? why, oh fracking why?

    MEN!!

    (speaking of shit sliding out of asshole….were you felching that from maurice’s wife yesterday?)

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  91. @David Alexander

    You’re not subhuman, you’ve just assumed a low totem on the mating ranking game.

    Some of the women here have been more patient with you and let you know what you need to do. It seems however you believe that pixelated porn and long lonely nights are better than a woman who has professed her undying love for you and your masculinity.

    So be it. It is your choice.

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  92. BB: I don’t wish I was anything but what I am: Arab, Westernised, Easternised, educated, a complex human being. I didn’t set out to score cool points with anyone: I was notably very pissed off at these guys. I will remain so with certain issues. My problem was that I had too much empathy and open-mindedness to remain hating men or continue believing them all criminals, paedophiles and rapists due to personal experiences touching on these. Your problem (I’ve been there!) is you are too emotional and self-involved to be taken seriously or understand what anyone is in fact saying.

    So I make light of you, primarily for my own amusement and, why not? For others. I enjoy attempting to give people something to smile about, on occasion.

    When you start making any factual points, then you may make sense and there will be discussion. Meanwhile you are clearly setting out to attack me from the first point of addressing me. You are clearly simply full of hate: it is your agenda and there is simply no way to address you.

    N.B. Above block of text is in case it’s not a troll. Well, also, just to let you all know that it’s not hopeless: even radical feminism can be reversed with the right mix of rationality, reasonableness and okay: seduction.

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  93. Women cry in front of their male friends for whom they have no sexual attraction, hence the comfort of looking their, well, ugliest.

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  94. Re: Roissy

    Oh well. I guess I could think of far more worse fates than being subjected to crying. 🙂

    Re: Mr. N

    I assure you, I am sub-human. There is enough evidence to do so.

    And are porn and lonely nights better than a woman? Well, it depends on her attractiveness, sexual skills, and personality, but it can be better than being alone and lonely. Now is it worth the effort and energy to meet such a woman, I’d argue in my case no. I’m just not willing to do anything to achieve that aim, and my own preconceived notions based on what I’ve read here justify it.

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  95. on October 20, 2009 at 7:56 pm Biting Beaver

    This is awesome: ROSIE whiteknighting on behalf of bhetti! I always knew there is a gentleman in there! Hehehe.

    @bhetti. I am dismissing you…for now…..

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  96. I think this might be the most insightful (points for originality and new territory) post Roissy has ever written, not to discount his other insights.

    Not one of the guys I’ve cried in front of knew what to say or how to handle it. Except maybe one. Who mostly shut up and just let me snuggle on his chest while I sobbed.

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  97. We know Biting Beaver has no brain, but, like, has he no life?

    Maybe he needs a hug, or a good cry.

    Roissy is really tolerant. This blog site is his, and we are his guests, and try to behave politely, and then entities like BB storm in and start pissing and shitting everywhere, with a big shit eating grin on their face, thinking they are clever.

    Sheez. He really should start his own website. I am sure it would be popular.

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  98. Yeah, ban Biting Beaver already. The schtick is tired and not very clever.

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  99. Great post with good points. When girls do spontaneously start crying…I simply go about my business. My most recent incident:

    I fell asleep during the beginning of a heart to heart conversation. I woke up to her bawling her eyes out. She muttered the words “you just feel asleep on me, you don’t even care what I have to say…”

    I didn’t say a word, I just pulled her little thong off, mid crying session, and started giving it to her. When I finished, she looked at me confused and sniffiley repeated something that I had told her earlier that week: “I guess a girl is most happy when she experiences every type of emotion?”
    I just smiled, kissed her on the forehead and peacefully went back to sleep, never to discuss her crying fit again. I’m not big into talking…

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  100. Whatever happened to:

    If she doesn’t give you a bloody good excuse in 5 seconds as to why she’s crying then you’ll give her something to cry about . . . * WHACK! *

    Maybe guys should see a woman inexplicably crying in the same light as if their son was crying. “Knock it off boy! My son isn’t a sooky girl! Knock it off or else!”

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  101. on October 20, 2009 at 9:37 pm Biting Beaver

    Sofia,

    Just turn white already and get it over with. From reading your post i can tell you hate indian men.

    Funny, it takes a whitewoman to defend the rights of all these self-hating minority trash(bhetti, sofia, lilgirl, david alexander, fifth horsemen etc.).

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  102. on October 20, 2009 at 9:42 pm Biting Beaver

    Joel,

    You seriously think that this blog is worth more than a cow’s defeacate?

    I dont think so — as such–i enjoy shitting on ROSIE’s head.

    Go join up with SOPHIA(she is the ugly indian chick) trolling roissy’s blog for men.

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  103. Funny, it takes a whitewoman to defend the rights of all these self-hating minority trash(bhetti, sofia, lilgirl, david alexander, fifth horsemen etc.).

    Calling us self-hating minority trash is racist in my book, so you may want to clean up your act, and develop into an adult troll so that we may consider your ill-conceived arguments. Otherwise, go consider nagging a bear in the forest. He might “care’ for your thoughts.

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  104. Go join up with SOPHIA(she is the ugly indian chick) trolling roissy’s blog for men.

    Ugly words from an ugly creature. I may not agree with her, but calling her ugly is the refuge of the damned.

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  105. one of your wisest posts ever!

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  106. Niko writes:

    Another Roissy maxim validated.

    http://ozconservative.blogspot.com/2009/10/but-why-did-she-find-him-handsome.html

    Not unless that is the maxim that instructs gullible young men to draw sweeping conclusions from a single data point. All too often on this blog I see Roissy and others flag a picture or recall an incident and claim it definitively proves X.

    This Australian blogger would have us believe that the media tells women to be open-minded and trusting, especially when it comes to big black men. Not true, especially in the U.S. where, despite the fact black males are the most victimized demographic, the news is far more likely to report violence against white females. We live in a culture of fear, especially women who insist on locking doors and having escorts to parking lots. This also in no way jibes with the typical straw men seen on this blog (and comments) that portrays feminists as imagining all men hate women and untrusting of them.

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  107. The creature that calls itself Biting Beaver is an interesting case-study in blogtrollery from a lefty. (At least, I think it’s a lefty, but I’m not sure that it’s anything recognisable except a human spite-machine.) It appears to dislike Roissy and the gang for being misogynistic, racist, homophobic, and so on, but then it insults them with language that only the grossest of homophobes, misogynists, and racists would use.

    Never understood that. But it’s certainly common. And strange.

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  108. Roissy:

    read your blog once, twice, years ago
    found it a sad cliche
    men and women
    reduced to black and white
    nothing more comforting
    than the world seen in black and white
    contempt for the weaker sex
    an angry facade
    wooden house
    but for your victims
    lambs with no self esteem,
    wolves to prove your own logic
    search S America, the world
    humans will always disappoint
    your sincere struggle
    your emptiness a cul-de-sac
    inadequacy, death, forgotten
    a non sequitur
    long buried in this world.
    we never change, do we?

    [editor:

    this one goes out to the one i loved
    this one goes out to the one i’ve left behind
    a simple prop to occupy my time]

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  109. This is amazing advice, I had to learn this shit the hard way.

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  110. This is gold. I never knew what to say in these situations anyways, now I can be confident in saying nothing as the right thing to do.

    Could this be related to another principle: if there’s nothing useful to day, don’t say anything at all?

    The compulsion to respond to every question/challenge/situation has led to me to say some pretty stupid shit, shit that set me way back compared to just keeping my mouth shut until I had something clever to say.

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  111. Dear David Alexander,

    Regardless of how much you defend Sophia, she will never, never screw you. Why? Well, you are black. That is just the raw deal.

    Point #2:
    I just have a deep seated, bone-deep hatred of self-hating minorities. The wannabe whites. i cannot stand them.

    The fact that i have to defend some minorities from porky, asinine conservative, racist whitemen is galling.
    And I am a white woman(below is my picture)

    [editor: you might wanna wax that stache.]

    Point #3.
    I find slapping ROSIE around to be amusing. I find slapping idiotic conservative whitemen around to be deeply, nourishingly satisfying.

    [what about idiotic liberal whitemen? ps you’re a dude.]

    Point #4.
    SOPHIA is ugly. Dont take issue with me. Take it out on his dad and mom. It is their fault.

    Point #5.
    That these women decide to create a blog where they refer to themselves as “roissy’s women”…as if they are his property deeply offend my feminist taste. They are bending over backwards to appear acceptable to a bunch of retarded social rejects on the internet…parading themselves like cattle “hey, look at me, i am suitable for your alpha cock”. Pieces of shit. I am guessing the day they will all cum in unison is when roissy finally decide to add “girlgame”to his blogroll. Makes me want to slap their heads upside down. All of them cowering and in fear of fighting roissy or strongly disagreeing with him. Pathetic. Weak. Shitty.

    I stand firm. Unapologetic. Fundamentally dont give a rat’s ass.

    I AM GIRL. HEAR ME ROAAARRRRRR.

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  112. This Saturday I went to the park. I got there rather late, around 8:00 pm and, since I knew I would most likely be there after the sun went down, I brought a flashlight. I walked and I sat and I thought and I walked some more. I had some wonderful encounters with local wildlife, eventually though the sun did set and I found myself in a rapidly darkening forest. As the last bits of daylight blinked out of existence the ‘night shift’ came onto duty.

    In conditions that would likely have terrified most men, almost absolute blindness, dark shapes of animals staying just outside the area of my sight, the sounds of a rather large pack of coyotes coming closer, I sat down. I sat, in the middle of this space and I felt more at ease and more at home and confident than I ever feel at the store or in public.

    The darkness wasn’t scary. The animals weren’t scary. The fact that I couldn’t see wasn’t scary. I sat there for a good long time and then something occured to me. The park closes at dusk, but I was aware that the gates are rarely closed and that forestry people rarely come to this place. However, I was certain that men came here to drink, I had seen the evidence of this several times in the form of beer bottles and headlights at night.

    Men occasionally come to the park after hours. Men who likely travelled with other men. Perhaps they were teenagers, not yet 21 but sure as hell in a grown male body.

    My blood ran cold in my veins. I fumbled immediately for my fanny pack and my flashlight and then I paused and decided that a flashlight would sure as hell let any man know precisely where I was.

    In a secluded forest, a place that has always been a sort of chapel to me, a place where I slip off the well worn trail and meditate for hours in the darkening forest I was scared. I was terrified because I know what men are like. I know through many painful encounters that a woman, in the middle of a forest, with no ability to defend herself, at night, is a target.

    The coyotes closing in around me brought smiles to my lips and a sense of wonder and childlike safety and good humor. The thought of a group of young men sneaking into the park after hours to drink a stolen or illegally bought 6 pack of beer was bone chilling.

    It occured to me then that there is no animal on this proud planet that is more dangerous to a lone woman than a man.

    I scurried out of the park, thinking all the while about male hunters in the woods trying to poach the wildlife and what could possibly happen to me if they came upon me out there, defenseless.

    It also occured to me that there is no place on this planet where I can go to feel safe from men. No place where my autonomy and body isn’t threatened, even if my actual chances of being harmed by a strange man in the woods are remote, I have FELT male violence my whole life and my head remembers it very clearly.

    This is what men have made of me. Of my life and my existence. And even in places where we feel we are safe, the internet, a remote forest, we are reminded, violently if necessary, that we will never be far enough out of the way. We will never be able to put enough distance between us and them, they will find us and remind us that they will violate us if given half the chance.

    Until last weekend I would occasionally go to the park at dusk. After recalling and remembering that no place is actually safe, I will probably not be doing that again.

    Chalk up yet another win for the terrorism of man.

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  113. Regardless of how much you defend Sophia, she will never, never screw you. Why? Well, you are black. That is just the raw deal.

    I don’t care that she won’t screw me, but a racist troll like yourself has no right to insult her on baseless charges.

    all cum in unison

    Ahh yes, orgasm, something you’ll never achieve and experience.

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  114. I just have a deep seated, bone-deep hatred of self-hating minorities. The wannabe whites.

    Oh noes, the dark people have independent thoughts! Whatever will we do?

    SOPHIA is ugly.

    Are you jealous that a non-white female is better than looking than you? Smarter than you? Capable of securing the white guys that won’t date you? Did you cry when the sub-human male turned you down on a date?

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  115. Roissy:

    I “L O V E” you! And that word “L O V E’ is not to be pronounced as rhyming with “dove.” I intend for it to rhyme with the surname of a certain advisor of the Worst president ever. Hint: the guy’s first name is Karl. You see, my esteem for you transcends conventional pronunciation.

    BTW, I totally agree with you about female lawyers. I speak from experience.

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  116. Thanks for the support, DA, but it is fruitless to engage Biting Beaver in any sort of meaningful exchange.

    I’m comfortable enough with myself to accept that whatever it is finds me ugly, because um, if I am, it really hasn’t done me disservice thus far.

    And yes, I troll for male attention on Roissy’s blog because I’ve clearly made as many comments as Biting Beaver has today, incendiary at that, and post gratuitous photos of myself all over this forum.

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  117. Roissy, I agree that this BB is a “dude”. And a gay dude too. That is, if it’s a person at all and not randomly generated by a computer virus as I half-suspect. But it doesn’t write like a woman at all.

    Time to sleep.

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  118. on October 21, 2009 at 12:12 am Mu'Min Seeks FAAAAT WuMin

    Biting Beaver looks a lot like British Rugby player Bill Beaumont from the 70s and 80s.

    Note the facial resemblence.

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  119. Ha did you guys check the ED article that the picture is from? Epic troll or batshit insane, take your pick.

    http://www.encyclopediadramatica.com/Biting_Beaver

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  120. on October 21, 2009 at 12:20 am Mu'Min Seeks FAAAAT WuMin

    Funny, it takes a whitewoman to defend the rights of all these self-hating minority trash(bhetti, sofia, lilgirl, david alexander, fifth horsemen etc.).

    Biting Beaver (i.e. a pussy no man would dare risk his dick with) :

    Are you aware that Obsidian voted for McCain, and against Obama? Are you aware that Obsidian is a conservative?

    *crickets chirping…

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  121. Interesting…this obsession with gender classification gave me an idea…

    I decided to run your blogpost, roissy, through “THE GENDER GENIE”

    http://bookblog.net/gender/genie.php

    Yes, i copy and pasted “what to do when a women starts crying for no reason”. Guess what?

    You write like a girl, roissy. Your Female Score: 1787
    Male Score: 939.

    Man, i wont have imagined that you are dripping with estrogen, roissy. Hehehehe. But then….you are a phony.

    Then i ran about 10 other random post of yours through the gender genie. Picking at the archives at random. They all came out as FEMALE. Every last one of them.

    Weird.

    That is when i decided to have some fun and ran the posts of the “males” on this site through the gender genie. Guess how many came off as female?

    [editor: does your mustache tingle when a rape is about to happen?]

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  122. Damn! I just quickly did another ten of your posts. I copy and paste your post in the GENDER GENIE(link below) to determine the sex of the author.

    http://bookblog.net/gender/genie.php

    The result was startling. This is even more odd than i was expecting: EVERY SINGLE ONE OF YOUR POST describes the author as FEMALE. I mean every single one. That is 20 randomnly selected blog post showing you to be a woman, roissy.

    [editor: hm, i just did a random sampling from posts on the front page and i got 6 male, 1 female returned. does cross checking your ass feel like rape, gay dude who poses as a mustachioed woman?]

    WEIRD. REALLY WEIRD.

    (with the exception of the post by “hack”–which wasnt written by you.)

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  123. “I am guessing the day they will all cum in unison is when roissy finally decide to add “girlgame”to his blogroll.”

    Come to think of it, can you add me to your blogroll?

    [editor: i will gladly link you tuesday for a nudie pic today.]

    I’ll be happy to say your name (which is incidentally incredibly gay) while I make myself cum if you add it.

    [the name is gay sounding, because it’s french. but the chateau is far from gay. much hetero intimacy went on there.]

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  124. That gender genie is such a load of crap. 33 whole keywords to determine the ‘gender’ of a passage.

    Guess what two of the ones on the ‘feminine’ side are: ‘she’ and ‘her’. Who would’ve thought those words would get used alot on a blog about women!

    Also feminine are basic words like ‘if’, ‘with’ and ‘not’. But yeah only someone with a vagina would ever these words to discuss hypothetical relationship situations.

    In fact, the only thing I plugged in there that came back masculine was your indigestible tripe about walking through the woods and being almost raped.

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  125. From the Guardian article about the gender genie:

    One of their findings is that women are far more likely than men to use personal pronouns (“I”, “you”, “she”, etc), whereas men prefer words that identify or determine nouns (“a”, “the”, “that”) or that quantify them (“one”, “two”, “more”). According to Moshe Koppel, one of the authors of the project, this is because women are more comfortable thinking about people and relationships, whereas men prefer thinking about things.

    Seeing as how the entire subject of this blog, and the posts here, are about people and relationships, rather than things, that gender genie is useless here.

    Pretty hilarious that on the whole site about people and relationships, your stupid story was the only thing that came up as ‘male’ because it was so pointless and off topic. Better watch out, your own genie is predicting that you are an uncontrollable rape machine.

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  126. “I looked at her intently for a few seconds, walked up, gave her a strong hug and a cheek kiss, wiped one tear with my thumb, and then let go to pour a couple of drinks for the both of us. ”

    I love that. It made me smile and feel good reading it. Perfect response Roissy.

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  127. DA sputtered – “I have NEVER seen this in any of my female friends.”

    Try fucking them dude.

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  128. Try fucking them dude.

    Sex ruins friendships.

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  129. “[editor: i will gladly link you tuesday for a nudie pic today.]”

    Why tuesday?

    [editor: it was an obscure pop culture ref. google popeye tuesday hamburger.]

    “[the name is gay sounding, because it’s french. but the chateau is far from gay. much hetero intimacy went on there.]”

    I assume Roissy isn’t actually your name, but being named after a French family chateau is about as good as a giant scar left on your face from a knife fight. That’s a good tactic. If you are saddled with some effeminate attribute like a girly name, invent a reason for why it’s actually dashing and debonair.

    [and don’t forget: CONTRAST IS KING.]

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  130. @FeministX

    Think literary.

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  131. Biting Beaver implodes “I am guessing the day they will all cum in unison is when roissy finally decide to add “girlgame”to his blogroll. Makes me want to slap their heads upside down. All of them cowering and in fear of fighting roissy or strongly disagreeing with him. Pathetic. Weak. Shitty.”

    I love your resentment – it’s delicious.

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  132. Does anyone understand that “roissy” is from The Story of O? C’mon, people.

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  133. Feministix – oooooh baby O

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  134. “[editor: it was an obscure pop culture ref. google popeye tuesday hamburger.]”

    oh, I get it now. Lame.

    I’ll post a nudie on Tuesday if you add me today.

    [editor: payment up front. oh, and make sure it’s high resolution. none of this thumbnail shit.]

    ‘cept knowing me, I’ll probably absent mindedly actually post one on Tuesday just to satisfy my exhibitionism. sigh.

    [there are worse things.]

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  135. on October 21, 2009 at 1:43 am Biting Beaver

    Hehehe.

    You’ve put my devastating post(the statistics on how you write like a girl) on moderation. Probably deleted it.

    [editor: i deleted your repetitive comments because you were spamming the board with idiocy. if you want to stay in my good graces, be creative with your hate. you started out strong with your rape list and identity theft of some mustachioed blonde chick called biting beaver, so let’s see if you can keep up that level of professionalism.]

    I can understand. This drive the stake deep into the recess of your manhood.

    I finally draw blood.
    (i just knew it is a matter of time before attacks on me gives me ideas on how get you. Dude, you cant handle me.)

    Oh, by the way: rooshv, vk, the gmanifesto, and therawness consistently scores as MALE.

    Sleep well.

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  136. on October 21, 2009 at 1:52 am Cannon's Canon

    the affirmative action quotas on this blog for female- and minority-authored comments have grown to an astronomical, excruciating height.

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  137. This is off-topic but if you’re a citizen of the USA and you pay taxes, well….

    Pentagon officials have told the Defense Appropriations Subcommittee in the House that EVERY GALLON OF GASOLINE DELIVERED TO US TROOPS IN AFGHANISTAN COSTS AMERICAN TAXPAYERS $400.

    Two quick reads about how America’s slide into the shithole is happening much faster than you might think:

    “US Joins Ranks of Failed States”
    http://vdare.com/roberts/091020_failed_states.htm

    “America’s soul is lost, collapse inevitable” — MarketWatch
    http://www.marketwatch.com/story/americas-soul-is-lost-and-collapse-is-inevitable-2009-10-20?pagenumber=1

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  138. “[editor: payment up front. oh, and make sure it’s high resolution. none of this thumbnail shit.]”

    Excellent suggestion. Maybe if I give the alpha male what he wants of my body, he will commit to me.

    Ok.

    http://feministx.blogspot.com/2009/10/request.html

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  139. Biting:

    I just strung a few of your comments together on the GenderGenie thing and it says you’re a man. Is it true, Beave, is it true?

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  140. Wendy Schwartz said:

    “XO kids!”

    X = handjob in a seedy 7-11 bathroom
    O = quicky anal while her child is screaming in his feces stained crib in the next room

    XO Wendy Schwartz!

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  141. on October 21, 2009 at 3:12 am Biting Beaver

    I just saw this: FEMINISTX nude picture:

    http://feministx.blogspot.com/2009/10/request.html

    Are you out of your fracking mind, woman? Jesus H. fucking christ on a crutch. Why? You use my post about roissy blogroll as a pretext to put up your nude picture for roissy?

    Shit. I am an accomplice in this mess. You didnt even send it to him privately–you put it up for all to see. What the fuck is wrong with you, woman?

    You know…you(and this applies to all the women here)…you do have a choice…you dont have to keep acting in ways that fits too well with roissy’s diatribe.

    This is just fucking depressing…..

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  142. When she’s crying, and it has nothing to do with you, what then?

    At work an intern broke down after a fight with her boyfriend. I might be the cause of that break down. I know what I did. What should I have done?

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  143. “Is Roissy a lawyer himself?”

    What? Roissy is either your basic cubicle slave or unemployed (I’d vote for the latter). He has waaaay too much time on his hands.

    Even stream-of-consciousness crap like like this blog doesn’t just write itself. You have to work at it, and that takes time.

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  144. Long relationships give you this insight. At first you try to understand, asking too much. After some time (unless you’re hopeless) you stop giving a fuck. And then you never give a fuck again.

    Experience beats anything, which is one the reasons I believe women like older men.

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  145. Especulation:

    After being expoused to Game, and particularly to Roissyanism, I think this is how I would behave if I mannaged to have sex with “my ten” and the bitch started to cry afterwards, sitting somewhere.

    As good as I know my self, I’d take it as a disgusting thing, I’d came to her, hug her from behinde, maybe a kiss in the cheek or neck, I’d probabily clean a tear or two too…
    Then I’d say smoothly to her hear with a pissed off tone: You know I really love you and you know I’ll do everything for you but I don’t have to take this shit.
    I’ll then give her a kiss in the cheek, pass my hand through her hair, dress up fast and get the fuck away from there (yeah, even if it was on my place) but before crossing the exit door I’d shout calmly and vigorantly: “I expect you to call me whenever you feel better soon, and you better get to know what you want from you’re life and what’s really important and matters to you.”

    I am 90% sure I’d do this in this situation, also because with Pycckn’s you have not much more options.
    But mainly because I am 90% sure I’d need to find a space to cry myself.

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  146. Oh wow. Just when this blog starts to annoy the hell out of me, along comes a beautiful post like this. Women NEED to cry the way men need to scratch their balls sometimes. There isn’t always a reason and it isn’t necessarily a “problem” that needs “fixing”. All a man needs to do is show he is strong for us and he cares, and he’s golden. No beta fussing or trying to pry our feelings out of us. We have girlfriends for that. For all his “I’m the devil” rhetoric, I think Roissy is probably a great boyfriend.

    And the real BitingBeaver is much more entertainingly insane than this bargain bin troll. All he/she/it is doing is stealing real BBs Internet rants (the “rape list” is several years old I think) with a few potty-mouthed asides to the the regulars here. I don’t think banning him/her/it would hurt AT ALL.

    @ Feministx-

    Wow, you have a really beautiful body. Do you work out?

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  147. The entire post is worth the read just for that last sentance!
    ROFLMAO

    I couldn’t agree more with this post.

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  148. The entire post is worth the read just for that last sentance!
    ROFLMAO

    I couldn’t agree more with this post.
    Sorry… forgot to say great post – can’t wait to read your next one!

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  149. kalliOpe, thanks. I should work out since I am skinnyfat, but all I do is walk to the subway.

    And where did Roissy go? I take the clothes off, and the second he gets what he wants, he absconds like a thief, not to be heard from on this thread again.

    Alphas are supposed to be unpredictable. But this case is the exception to the rule, it seems. If you give it up too easily, they will predictably vanish. Fiend!

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  150. Yawn. Anyone who buys that the dyke’s picture is real (of her, or unphotoshopped) is living on dream street.

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  151. Research conducted by Duke University shows that male McCain and Barr voters’ testosterone dropped when BHO was elected.

    http://www.eurekalert.org/pub_releases/2009-10/du-peo102009.php

    http://www.eurekalert.org/multimedia/pub/17630.php?from=147069

    His victory truly has pussified us all.

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  152. Robin,
    Question:

    Did you vote in the last election? If so, who’d you vote for?

    The Obsidian

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  153. Robin, that’s old news. In sports, if your team loses, you drop in testosterone. Same effect.

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  154. [email protected]: Men have a right to feel bad when a woman cries if he caused it . . .

    kalli0pe: If women have to cry for no real reason then can’t they do it on their own time and not make us suffer?

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  155. Sure, but if you’re married or in an LTR eventually you’re going to witness it, just like we’ll witness you scratching your balls and farting in bed.

    Why does it make you suffer anyway?

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  156. “When she began crying, vulnerable in the middle of the room clutching her bath towel, I looked at her intently for a few seconds, walked up, gave her a strong hug and a cheek kiss, wiped one tear with my thumb, and then let go to pour a couple of drinks for the both of us.”

    Beta behavior.

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  157. [editor: horrible, stinky bait. the jig is up bb. you’re a black dude who also goes by the handle “cock of obama”.]

    bleh. posting about raping, exploding penisii

    Most.
    Beta.
    Black dude.
    EVER.

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  158. Roissy,

    Just add the trolls like BitingBeaver to your spam filter and be done with them. But to give you some insight as to why she is trolling, see this: http://encyclopediadramatica.com/Biting_Beaver

    Short story, she’s a batshit insane feminazi.

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  159. Roissy, what do you suggest for when a girl calls you crying for no damn reason?

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  160. The Specimen

    @ Bhetti:

    Disagree on the bell curve.

    Knew
    you would

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  161. I think that bb is a male. Men go on the offensive to attack those who anger them. (“You misogynist ***hole; you make me sick”.) Women on the other hand use the defensive mode even when initiating an attack. (“I hate you you misogynist. You are so cruel. Do you know how much harm you do? You should be banned from the internet because you’re so hurtful”…etc.)

    The difference is very obvious when you compare this bb’s writing to the real bb’s posts. The original bb is clearly a woman and she writes like one. The pseudonymous bb here does not.

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  162. “A beta will tenderly, cautiously, approach the girl and touch her shoulder while asking if anything is wrong, did he do something that bothered her?”

    LOL.

    “Naturally, as my readers are well aware by now, this will paradoxically fill her with resentment for the beta. Even though his dick was only moments earlier inside her womb, she will become agitated by his presence for reasons even she can’t fathom, and her disgust will grow as she pushes his arm off and insists that nothing is wrong.”

    Sadly, this needed to be said. Another minute by on America’s dethklok.

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  163. “He knows that sometimes a powerful rogering will rattle a woman’s soul so deeply that tears are shaken loose”

    You truly have some gems Roissy. Too funny.

    Brilliant, insightful post. Silence, a drink poured for me and a snuggle in the nook later would be EXACTLY the way to respond.

    I’m calling your bluff…you’re totally in a long-term realtionship and this blog is all a hoax.

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  164. THANKS roissy, read this post yesterday morning, and at night my girl cried in front of me.

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  165. on October 22, 2009 at 7:17 am gunslingergregi

    ”””””’Ardesio
    This is off-topic but if you’re a citizen of the USA and you pay taxes, well….

    Pentagon officials have told the Defense Appropriations Subcommittee in the House that EVERY GALLON OF GASOLINE DELIVERED TO US TROOPS IN AFGHANISTAN COSTS AMERICAN TAXPAYERS $400.
    ””””””’

    That is not true not even close. Next.

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  166. on October 22, 2009 at 7:30 am gunslingergregi

    The normal cry thing just yea give hug chill. Don’t get to excited. If it is your soulmate. Of course you can just poke fun at something and she will start laughing. If she is crying over something stupid then you can just laugh at her and she will prob laugh with you. You can start biting her leg and not stop until the tears turn into involuntary tears of joy. Tell her that it makes you feel good that thinking about you makes her emotional enough to start crying that you have that much power over her. Then tell her to assume position face down ass up and start spanking that ass. You can tell her to self spank if your not in vicinity. Now if she does the you don’t love me shittest along with the crying yea you can let the deamon out maybe let a little foam out of the mouth area. Along with the deamon eyes down into the soul. This should help alay her fears that you don’t give a fuck plus its kind of fun.

    Of course the true love thing cuts through all the bullshit and anything that happens no matter what the fuck it is is easily discarded when compared to the importance of your love for each other. So yea you can always go back to being reasonable in your dealings. No matter what situation you will both make it through together.

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