How To Pass A Girl’s Emasculation Test

Commenter Curing Yellow Fever inadvertently posed an interesting Game challenge in his anecdote about the Rejected Woman of his life.

When my ex decided to dump me for Mr Sir-Cad-Lifts-Alot, I had a rebound I tried to start with another Filipina chick at the gym, who wasn’t as good looking but had the goods in all the right places.

She was bubbly, full of fun and always wanted to hang out. We were out in the city one night and after leaving the bar (mind you we had been drinking and grinding all up on each other) she pulled a stunt as we passed a group of dudes that I’ll never forget.

“Hey you’ll always be my best friend!!”

I heard some snickering from the guys, and realized despite my attempts I was still a hard beta, hurt by a former relationship and struggling to find my way.

I flirted with her a few more weeks, and finally ended up ghosting her after giving it another shot.

Fast forward 3 years later, meeting a huwyhte chick who IMO doesn’t have the fantastic looks of the flip, but she has a rock solid family, great core values, is a hard worker and not only became my wife but gave me a beautiful baby girl.

We bumped into said flip chick at a get together one evening with a bunch of people from the gym, and CH could have not been anymore truer. She saw the two of us, the rock on her finger, everyone congratulating us on the baby, and she immediately began hanging all over her acquaintance (a n3groid no doubt) and showing massive amounts of pda.

Her IG is routinely pics of her going to foreign beaches and hanging with the dark locals. We all know where that leads.

That publicly traumatizing shit test — “Hey you’ll always be my best friend!!” — as she and CYF passed by a group of chads, is a special kind of female microcastration I call the Emasculation Test.

She does it because she wants to send two unmistakable messages. The first message, to the chads, is that she is on the market. The second message, to CYF, is don’t get any ideas about us.

It’s humiliating, and that’s the intent. She wants her available sexuality announced in the loudest, unequivocal terms, and if that means crushing the soul and manhood of her beta orbiter in front of a snickering audience of would-be suitors, she’ll do it, because one of her worst fears is to be mistaken for a girl who SETTLED for a beta male.

I don’t want to dump on CYF here, because many men have been in similar situations, and have come out of it, like he did, the better. Few men haven’t had a beta backslide at times. But it would be useful for men to know how to respond to Emasculation Tests, to come out on top in the present rather than at some unforeseen point in the future.

I’m here to help. Preferably, I would, as usual, default to Agree&Amplify.

Girly Minion: “Hey you’ll always be my best friend!!”

Irresistible You: “You got that right!”

Along this theme:

To the group of dudes, “Don’t listen to her, she’s just a friend of a friend.”

You could break her self-confident state with a crass reply:

Girly Minion: “Hey you’ll always be my best friend!!”

Irresistible You: “Is that what you’re calling butt sex now?”

There’s Disqualification:

Girly Minion: “Hey you’ll always be my best friend!!”

Irresistible You: “Whoa, settle down. We’re not there yet.”

And absurdist humor:

Girly Minion: “Hey you’ll always be my best friend!!”

Irresistible You: “…for me to poop on!”

If you’re comfortable with physicality, you could gently push her toward the dudes and tell them she’s all theirs, because you’re tired of the headache.

Ideally, you don’t want to put yourself in situations where Emasculation Tests are a possibility. That means avoid beta orbiting and always try to close the deal sooner rather than later. You open yourself to withering bitch attacks by strolling around in public for weeks on end with a girl you haven’t yet kissed but desperately want to bang. That’s not swooping a woman off her feet, it’s sniveling at a woman’s feet.

***

This is a valuable PSA from The Doctor:

I’ll note that having a girl grinding on you is not necessarily the ioi it looks like. Yes there are times when she’s desperate to get your attention because you are soooo zfg (I remember being in a club once watching a hard 8 grinding on a 6’6″ super jock who looked bored beyond belief. She just looked worried.)

But for the most part she’s getting validation and you’re just getting blue balls. So basically she’s using you for her personal power trip. Converting grinding into actual PIV sex is a lot harder than it looks. In a way, it’s a supreme piece if beta bait, cause if you are loooooving it, you come off a bit desperate and she knows she has solid hand.

Best in this case, is anywhere a woman seems to be actively seeking your arousal but is not clearly supplicating, is to push her away. Better to hold out for real sex than give into her control frame where she seems to be leading the sexual escalation. The teaser is in control. The teas-ee is not. With rare exceptions, grinding, especially from sub 7s is ego stroking and nothing more. Ignore her beauty. Ignore her ass in your crotch, and you’ve really got something.

Spot on. Bump n grind is major beta chump bait. You should be pushing the girl off you after a short grind session, or don’t even bother with it at all.

Remember one of the golden rules of Game: Flip the script. Be the chasee, not the chaser.

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Commenters offered a gold mine of replies that would nuke a chick’s emasculation test.

Krauser had the nuclear neg which I have also used to great effect. He describes an HB9 he was with who was constantly shite testing him.

To paraphrase, he looks at her and chuckles. She becomes curious and asks what’s on his mind.

“Three things…I like phoqueing you no doubt about that… secondly you do have an interesting personality….” He pauses and her eyes perk up waiting for the third thing.

“It’s just that I don’t know if I really like you as a person.”

Try this sometime. It’s devastating. The girl immediately starts qualifying herself.

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H:”Hey you’ll always be my best friend!!”
M: “I got plenty of friends already”

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“I don’t like you enough to be your friend”

The beauty of that line is how it totally neutralizes a girl’s natural advantage — her sexuality — and forces her to compete for his attention using her personality.

“Do i know you?”

LMAO

Flip Her Over: “Hey you’ll always be my best friend!”

Cadhole: “Duh! You’re one of the guys, bro. High five!”

***

Girly Minion: “Hey you’ll always be my best friend!!”

My reply would be : “Oh good, I’m off the hook”.

Great job, denizens.

When a girl tries the friendzone gambit on me, I like to say “you wish” or “since when are we friends? I hardly know you” or “we can’t be friends. you’re a girl”. (FYI I noticed a commenter posted a similar line.)

The theme of all these lines is the same: smashing her frame and replacing it with your own frame. She’s no longer the hot commodity cooly gathering orbiters; she’s the bitchy nobody who hasn’t yet earned your interest.

Poptarts wonders how a man is supposed to have these quippy one liners at the ready all the time.

If you could predict a girl would say that, you could say all those things back to her. No man is expecting a girl to just say that out of nowhere walking by some other dudes. Poor guy was probably in shock. I’m always thinking of great things to say AFTER the fact. I guess when you are hanging with a girl you always have to be prepared for the shit test, diss etc. Damn. That was savage.

Sure, which is why the best way to predict what a girl might say at any given time is to gain a lot of experience with girls. You’ll start to notice patterns in how girls behave, what they say, how they say it, when they say it, and eventually you’ll get the knack for bantering in the style of a zfg jerklord that girls love.

Look, I’ve explained this before but it bears repeating. The take home lesson of posts like this one isn’t the lines you memorize. Those lines are crutches, meant to help get you through common traps that girls set for aspiring alphas, and should be viewed as supplements to your primary objective, which is an improvement in your ATTITUDE. Once you have that outcome independent, care-free asshole attitude on lock, the lines will come naturally, and will be automatically fitted to the context. The experience with women plus the alpha attitude that grows out of that experience minimizes the times you’ll be caught flat-footed or shocked by some girl’s shit test. What will happen instead is that your heart rate will barely budge, your sweat glands will remain dry, your tongue nimble, your blood pressure stable, and your smirk of amused mastery undisturbed as the zfg lines fall from your lips like a sonnet. You won’t have to think about how to reply to a friendzone request. You’ll simply shoot back, “You wish”. Or, if the girl is really cunty, “Who bitch this is?”. And it will feel as natural as taking an erotic dump on a pussyhat slut.





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  1. on February 6, 2019 at 3:09 pm | Reply shitpost mcpoop

    “bitch we ain’t friends!”

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    • “Friends don’t give blowjobs like that!”

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    • on February 6, 2019 at 8:19 pm | Reply Macro Investor

      You’ll always be my best friend.

      You have friends?

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      • shit like that doesn’t happen to me but if it did, i’d just say ooooh…shit….i don’t do friends. gbye.

        walk off and leave the bitch right there. She’s not worth your time, NOT bc she just wants to be friends but bc she would put you down in front of a set of other guys.

        Like I said before I had a 25 yo hottie pull the friend thing in my hallway to my place just last week…i never turned the key in the door. We settled it with the key in the lock. and i sent her back home. fuck if I care if she drove an hour. I don’t do friends.

        df is the POINT of “reframing”…to salve your ego or something? Men don’t get into ego pissing matches with fucking women. They bitchslap them.

        the bitch just put you down in front of a bunch of other dudes and your primary focus is appearing witty. this ersatz wittiness ISN’T going to get her pussy, ok? So fuck this shit. A girl who pulls this has NO RESPECT FOR YOU.

        and THAT is the problem you need to solve, not “pooping on you” or this other bullshit. You cannot reframe lack of respect with a quip.

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      • on February 7, 2019 at 11:41 am Macro Investor

        Mostly agree, Trav. But you are salving your ego too. She nukes you from orbit and you nuke her back. What do you gain other than pride?

        Here at the heartist we try to find ways to cleverly hit back and maybe (maybe) regain the upper hand. If you act butt hurt or angry, it’s a lost cause. If you demonstrate a reason to be respected, you just might pull off a lay. Remember, this friend zoned guy already lost her respect a long time ago because he was too scared to make a move on her.

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  2. Giving thanks and praise to The Proprietor for me always having a solid/simple reframe line.

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  3. If you could predict a girl would say that you could say all those things back to her. No man is expecting a girl to just say that out of nowhere walking by some other dudes. Poor guy was probably in shock. I’m always thinking of great things to say AFTER the fact. I guess when you are hanging with a girl you always have to be prepared for the shit test, diss etc. Damn. That was savage.

    [CH: sure. which is why the best way to predict what a girl might say at any given time is to gain a lot of experience with girls. you’ll start to notice patterns in how girls behave, what they say, how they say it, when they say it, and eventually you’ll get the knack for bantering in the style of a zfg jerkboy.]

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    • IMO shit tests are a means to an end because you are still acknowledging ze cunteth and her drivel, even if you pass with A+A etc. Unless its a new chick you’ve just met that you’re trying to build rapport with/DHV, completely ignoring shit tests and reframing the conversation is a far better action to minimize shit testing long term.

      A girl who knows you can answer witty or crack her frame may just throw out the tests for her own entertainment, knowing full well you’ll do whats expected, and that good sir makes you a dancing monkey (((n1gger!))

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      • true

        some shit testing is to be expected with every girl. especially in the beginning but it should taper off once she gets to know you.

        if it’s non stop, never ending, that’s a sign she’ll be a pain in the ass to deal for any length of time. means she’s a stimulation junky, high maintenance, etc

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      • on February 6, 2019 at 4:13 pm Captain Obvious

        >>>>> “if it’s non stop, never ending…”

        …then it could also be early onset Passive Aggressive Personality Disorder.

        At some point, a chick needs to cheer the phuck up and be pleasant & polite & courteous & friggin normal.

        The longer you stay in a relationship with a chick who can’t control her Dark side, the more you set yourself up for even greater pain down the road.

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      • Yeah, in this case, this wasn’t a shit test — this was a flat-out rejection. Girls who are actually interested in a man will never, ever call him a friend, let alone loudly announce it to other dick. Heck, they’ll refuse to even give him the impression of being platonic.

        Basically, Pinay got her ego seriously bruised by his getting m4rried and staying in the white gene pool, and so went with the PDA as she scrambled to come to terms that her SMV wasn’t as high as she thought it was.

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      • Or narcissistic personality disorder

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      • on February 6, 2019 at 5:01 pm Captain Obvious

        Any of those [email protected] Personality Disorders which are spreading like wildfire [thanks, Frankfurt School].

        At some point, you need some friggin normalcy in your life.

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      • hope the others read these comments by CO

        cannot be overstated how important this statement is:

        “At some point, a chick needs to cheer the phuck up and be pleasant & polite & courteous & friggin normal.

        The longer you stay in a relationship with a chick who can’t control her Dark side, the more you set yourself up for even greater pain down the road.”

        Doesn’t matter how good your game is, this is truth

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    • on February 6, 2019 at 4:59 pm | Reply r1verboatgambler

      So you are in a bar with a girl, grinding all night and leave with her (drunk)…if you can’t close from there then that’s the problem in itself. The hardest part is already over.

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      • on February 6, 2019 at 5:02 pm Captain Obvious

        The c1it is your BFF.

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      • I once came to in a nightclub in DC, just a momentary brown-out, with some average-looking blonde in my face accusing me of having grabbed her ass.

        I think I denied it once or twice, inly because I literallt had no recollection of doing so. Then I looked around at her other normie-looking friends, milling about in some sort of non-circle, me realizing how bored out of mind I had become while being there, and I realized, yes, this makes sense, I most probably DID grab her ass.

        Because, what ELSE are you there for sweetcakes?!?

        I stumbled out as I felt the mood turning towards lynch mob and she screeched to anyone in earshot about the injustice of it all.

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    • There is an old anecdote (could be true) about a middle-aged man (probably not even beta, at this point) having dinner at a restaurant that also has a dance floor. Music starts to play. He spies a reasonably good-looking woman, also alone, a few tables over.
      So he plucks up his courage, gets up and requests a dance.
      She breaks out, loudly: “YOU THINK I WOULD GO WITH YOU AND THEN HAVE SEX WITH YOU! ARE YOU INSANE?”
      The man, deeply embarrassed, retreats to his table.
      Some soon after, she goes to his table and says, in a quiet voice:
      “I hope you didn’t mind. I am a psychologist an I like to study people’s
      reaction, especially under stress.”
      To which he replies, loudly for all to hear: “WHAT!? FIFTY DOLLARS!? I AM NOT USED TO PAY THAT MUCH FOR THE LIKES OF YOU!”

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    • This is the kind of guy I have to assume hasn’t ever had many friends and almost assuredly hasn’t played any team sports. Do you know what banter is? It’s practice for dealing with shit tests from women, except it’s given to you by friends. That’s part of the reason why men don’t respect men that can’t take a joke. It might seem mean spirited but the fact is you are so weak that practice for the real world breaks you. A comeback to a diss from a man is no different than a comeback to a shit test from a woman. Get some friends.

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      • That’s not banter. That a call to other men to hurt him. Your point about ZFG still stands, especially since this is terminal decline and a man can’t change that. I hope this lesson of ZFG will be used for incline one day. *Smack* The bread on my sandwich must be lightly toasted. lol But, whaah, that’s so mean. Look at the digital archive on the fall of the West 2.0. *Smack* I hope my pain and failure is put to good use one day.

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    • This is exactly what any man who is not banging any woman he is hanging out with should be expecting because it’s what she’s thinking in every case.

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  4. Even before I knew what I was doing, when women said something to the effect of “we’re friends” , I would respond with “we’re not friends. You’re a woman”, and put extra emphasis on the word woman.

    In retrospect, in a few cases it gave me the nudge to get the notch, in other cases it sent the bitch running and left me shaking my head, but free from the friend zone.

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    • the friend zone is a useless place.

      df i need a female friend for? Relationship advice? LOL. To help me move furniture? LOL

      df are they good for? Nothing I really need done can I use a woman for in a friend context. I have friends, no need for one with tits. Either suck dick or gtfo

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  5. With women, less is more.  Amused Mastery and the Law of Least Effort.  The less investment you make in a effort to bed a particular chick, the easier it is to exercise abundance mentality and not fall back into your BP ways. 

    Allows follow this rule:  Go Fuck Another Girl.

    This is the solution to your problems with intersexual relationships.  It seems like a platitude panacea, but it’s actually very practical and is a crucial part of your RP journey. 

    ‘Why did she flake?’

    -fuck it, go find another girl.

    ‘How come she won’t do the sexy things I want?’

    – fuck it, find another girl.

    ‘My ex reached out, what do i do?’

    – fuck it, find another girl.

    ‘Her friends don’t like me, what do I do?’

    (You know)

    The time you spend hamstering or trying figure things out, whether it’s your fuckups or foolishly trying to de-code the feminine mystique, would be much better spent on finding new women to fuck (see Rollos Iron Rule).  If youre filling your pipeline with new women you have more opportunities for succeeding in your sexual strategy and waste less time fretting over trivial shit.  Anyone here who has multiple women on rotation that they are fucking (not ‘texting’ or ‘trying to meetup’) knows how simple it is to ignore power grabs, mixed messages, or committment probing shit tests and attention whoring from women.  You have other options that are invested in you, not the other way around.

    If you can’t seem to get over a certain chick or the way a night-out turned to shit, you are overinvesting.  It is not wrong to treat women as sex objects and only use them for that purpose.  If one doesn’t wish to enthusiastically abide, you search for the next, because afterall, your SMV wasn’t high enough for her.  Don’t chase and hope after you’ve lost the frame, don’t give them another chance to meet, don’t give out unearned attention, just get the pussy or move on!

    Always find another girl.  Cultivate your abundance or fall victim to the ‘B guy’ slot, or worse depending how badly you grovel for approval or the whiff of pussy.  Learning the power of the NEXT and using it regularly is really that simple.  If a bitch is playing dumb, always remember that her value goes down daily as the wall comes closer, and yours continuously increases as a man if you’re owning your shit and not eating Cheetos and drinking Busch Light in front of your Xbox 9000 all day.  You dont pander to a woman’s needs, or the teachings of the Feminine Imperative.  You make your life and your orgasm your priorities, you shitlord.

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    • /Stands up and applauds.

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    • Only thing that works.

      ‘Her friends don’t like me, what do I do?’
      (You know)

      Actually… the best situations are when you’re handling things well enough that the girl’s hot friends start going after you. And it’s always the hot(ter) ones — the less attractive friends always get a serious case of pissy sour grapes.

      Which is another reason oneitis is ridiculous.

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    • on February 6, 2019 at 4:15 pm | Reply Captain Obvious

      >>>>> “It is not wrong to treat women as sex objects and only use them for that purpose.”

      Certainly not if your goal is the demoralization & dejection & depopulation & destruction of the entire White race.

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    • Pro comment.

      Bonus: once you’re firmly entrenched in this mindset you’ll only even bother responding to the occasional shit test just for your own amusment.

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    • on February 6, 2019 at 4:20 pm | Reply Pretty Boy Looch

      Just more pussy pedestalizing sperglordery posing as ‘alpha wisdom’

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    • There are some very general principles in play here, among which
      1) When negotiating, downplay eagerness to get to a deal
      2) When playing a game, you should play at low enough stakes that the outcome of any one round (poker hand, whatever) does not matter all that much to you.
      Thus, having several women available makes good sense. They don’t even have to physically exist or be specified, the knowledge that you can find somebody else easily enough will work.

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  6. ‘Here for friends’ means here for fuck-friends, because if one of her BFF gals (particularly one that wants to fuck her man) sees her on tinder, it keeps her image justified and socially acceptable for being on tinder. Funny though, if any woman or guy for that matter, needs tinder to legit find platonic friends, that person is a total loser.

    All women want to be pumped full of cum and then lie about rape to get attention. Dont believe a woman’s story, wait until a due process investigation by police and a court proceeding reveals otherwise.

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  7. When I read “…for me to poop on!” I immediately think of Family Guy

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  8. Cool article for the boys. I hope the men here are staying sharp.

    [video src="https://i.pomf.fun/ks9i9v.mp4" /]

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  9. “She was bubbly, full of fun and always wanted to hang out.
    A lot of AW in the west know this kind of attitude can open up a landslide of orbiters. (This wouldn’t happen if WW weren’t so cynical and emotionally stingy by comparison.) If a western AW is running on high emotions, you can be sure it’s for the hustle. (But this is not necessarily true in Asia where women are encouraged to be effervescent as an expression of politeness.)

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  10. Looks like CYF pulled a win-win…got a baby that looks like him and dodged the herp

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  11. I would think your best bet is to go physical and push her into the guys. Girls like being pushed, in my experience. I try to push a girl in the ‘kid sister’ way as soon as I can when I’m out meeting people. It does something to them. Try it, you’ll see their eyes change as soon as you do.

    AAAAND…not to shit on the guy, as we are all bros here, but what the fuck are you doing taking a woman out if you aren’t sleeping with her? Dates are a reward you give to the girl for fucking you, not the other way around.

    One time I took a girl to a very fancy place about an hour out of town. She hit me with the LJBF shit at the table. I was in a spot, as I had not fucked her yet. I looked her in the eyes and laughed. I said something like “I don’t like you enough to be your friend” with a big grin on my face and then moved on to other topics. I took her home after the meal and fucked her.

    I bring it up to show that you can recover from LJBF, even that night. The emasculation shit test is just another shit test (it’s meaner but ZFG right), and you can use it as a springboard for pussy. (But I shouldn’t have put myself in that spot to begin with. ie no dates before sex)

    Remember kids: Judo and Buddha (counter and detatchment)

    [CH: that’s a great line]

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    • Krauser had the nuclear neg which I have also used to great effect. He describes an HB9 he was with who was constantly sh yte testing him.

      To paraphrase, he looks at her and chuckles. She becomes curious and asks what’s on his mind.

      “Three things…I like phoqueing you no doubt about that… secondly you do have an interesting personality….” He pauses and her eyes perk up waiting for the third thing.

      “It’s just that I don’t know if I really like you as a person.”

      Try this sometime. It’s devastating. The girl immediately starts qualifying herself.

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  12. on February 6, 2019 at 3:48 pm | Reply Pretty Boy Looch

    Or just ditch the fucking rice hoe right then and there.

    As much as the zfg mindset gets celebrated around here, you niggas really do give too much of a fuck.

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    • on February 6, 2019 at 4:19 pm | Reply Captain Obvious

      PBL, that was actually my thought, as well.

      Just ignore her and next.

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    • This was my impulse.
      No cute riposte of any sort.
      Not a word. Walk in the other direction right then and there, done.

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    • i would walk myself

      but you have to remember that this is most chicks behave now

      easy for me to say i’d walk away when i have a great girl and am from an older generation. behavior like that is the exception not the rule in my cohort

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    • I think the assumption by CH here is you still want the bang since you invested time & effort in taking the bitch out to begin with. I concur w/ this assessment.

      Yeah you can cut bait right away but may as well try and spin it back into a manageable orbit. If you aren’t successful no harm no foul kick her to the curb. I would have attempted a salvage too though I rarely find myself in those situations these days. As a younger and less red pilled man I put up with shit I would never tolerate for even a nanosecond today.

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    • More sarging while white (sww) from you people. Stop profiling us!

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    • Yeah, would have told the group of cads nearby, “She is all yours.” just to see the look on her face, smirk then walk away.

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    • I usually skip your comments and don’t much like you, but your attitude in this respect is right on.

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    • It’s not like there ain’t 7 or 8 hundred million others out there just like her, amirite?

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      • on February 6, 2019 at 10:17 pm Gunslingergregi

        Sometimes souls click and She is one in a infinity what can ya do other than add her ass to your soul collection he he he

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    • You could just walk away. But in a social situation like that If you’ve allowed yourself to be in a LBJF situation walking away does nothing but reaffirm the status quo.

      The point of a proper reframe or clever rejoinder is to DHV her. That’s why agree and amplify always trumps nothing.

      No response is if you’re in a texting situation with a girl and she says something rude, stupid or otherwise irrelevant…THEN no response leaves her hanging. In real life turning on your heel is DIVAish

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    • on February 6, 2019 at 10:21 pm | Reply Gunslingergregi

      Yea playing game for eternity
      Its kind of serius lol

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    • thank you.

      if you REALLY want to make a quip you say – bitch we ain’t friends unless you comin up with my money or ima choke your bitch ass, got it? grab her by the neck for effect and snarl a bit.

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  13. My gut instinct is to call it as I see it. If good night is going well then all of the sudden:

    H:”Hey you’ll always be my best friend!!”
    M: “I got plenty of friends already”

    Then ghost at nearest possible point of egress.

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    • I used that line with a woman who I wasn’t even hitting on or interested in approached me at a social event and said we could be friends. I said “no I don’t really do women friends and I’ve got a lot of good long term men friends I don’t have time to see” She was absolutely floored and lost her shit over it.

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  14. I would think your best bet is to go physical and push her into the guys. Girls like being pushed, in my experience. I try to push a girl in the ‘kid sister’ way as soon as I can when I’m out meeting people. It does something to them. Try it, you’ll see their eyes change as soon as you do.

    AAAAND…not to shit on the guy, as we are all bros here, but what the fuck are you doing taking a woman out if you aren’t sleeping with her? Dates are a reward you give to the girl for fucking you, not the other way around.

    One time I took a girl to a very fancy place about an hour out of town. She hit me with the LJBF shit at the table. I was in a spot, as I had not fucked her yet. I looked her in the eyes and laughed. I said something like “I don’t like you enough to be your friend” with a big grin on my face and then moved on to other topics. I took her home after the meal and fucked her.

    I bring it up to show that you can recover from LJBF, even that night. The emasculation shit test is just another shit test (it’s meaner but ZFG right), and you can use it as a springboard for pussy. (But I shouldn’t have put myself in that spot to begin with. ie no dates before sex)

    Remember kids: Judo and Buddha (counter and detatchment)

    (repost, i’m not seeing it, sorry if it’s a repost)

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  15. OT

    “In the meantime, in one of its articles, the Guardian interviewed a Dan Siegel, a esquimo psychiatrist, interested in remodeling the teenage brain to prevent what he calls “in-group attachments” – translation, consciousness of being white.”

    “Siegel convinces his clients that they will be happy by thinking that they are several different people all-in-one, a Muslim from Afghanistan, a Voodoist from West Africa, a Buddist from Tibet etc. That is, to feel a “reality that embraces the fluidity of identity” the patient (or in this instance, the misled and young European-American student,) must have a multicultural mind. He must convince himself that he contains within himself other people who are not of his racial background and have different religions.”

    http://thesaker.is/in-praise-of-shamelessness/

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  16. if she ask in who who you voted?

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  17. I’ll note that having a girl grinding on you is not necessarily the ioi it looks like. Yes there are times when she’s desperate to get your attention because you are soooo zfg (I remember being in a club once watching a hard 8 grinding on a 6’6″ super jock who looked bored beyond belief. She just looked worried.)

    But for the most part she’s getting validation and you’re just getting blue balls. So basically she’s using you for her personal power trip. Converting grinding into actual PIV sex is a lot harder than it looks. In a way, it’s a supreme piece if beta bait, cause if you are loooooving it, you come off a bit desperate and she knows she has solid hand.

    Best in this case, is anywhere a woman seems to be actively seeking your arousal but is not clearly supplicating, is to push her away. Better to hold out for real sex than give into her control frame where she seems to be leading the sexual escalation. The teaser is in control. The teas-ee is not. With rare exceptions, grinding, especially from sub 7s is ego stroking and nothing more. Ignore her beauty. Ignore her ass in your crotch, and you’ve really got something.

    [CH: spot on. bump n grind is major beta chump bait. you should be pushing the girl off you after a short grind session, or don’t even bother with it at all.]

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  18. Donald Tusk : there is a “special pace in hell” for Brexit voters. His latest big mouthed statement front is unelected cunt. And he’s Polish.
    And then they wonder why people hate the EU.

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  19. “Do i know you?”

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  20. on February 6, 2019 at 4:17 pm | Reply strongwhitecock

    Agree and nuke her image?

    Flip Her Over: “Hey you’ll always be my best friend!”

    Cadhole: “Duh! You’re one of the guys, bro. High five!”

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    • on February 6, 2019 at 4:21 pm | Reply Captain Obvious

      Do s1uts realize what guys think of the s1ut who is “just one of the guys”?

      I always used to wonder about that, back in co11ege – what does the frat house s1ut think of herself?

      Or is there a complete absence of self-reflection?

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      • on February 6, 2019 at 4:25 pm strongwhitecock

        Complete absence. Utterly. If women self reflected, they’d wise up years before the wall hits instead of when, 10 years after wall impact and they realize that quality men no longer pay them attention, that magically become wise to the errors of their youth.

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      • I’ve only met one with the ability of self reflection, my dive partner. But then again she is Alpha+ high T, basically a guy with tits. She’s offered up the goods on many o’ carribean trips, but the high T makes my willie hide.

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      • on February 6, 2019 at 5:07 pm Captain Obvious

        I dunno, muh brutha.

        If you want exceptional ch!llunzzzezzezes, then they’re gonna need an exceptional M0mma.

        You [email protected] a chick with a limp wet linguini noodle for a psycological spine, then you better expect limp wet linguini noodles as pr0geny out of her.

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      • they don’t have to self reflect because there are plenty of dudes who are dumb enough to go after chicks like that

        look at all the schmucks who get giddy over gamer girls, chicks who say they are into sports, cars, guns, girls who curse like sailors and get off on bathroom humor, etc

        guys think chicks like this are a dream come true but once you’re in it you realize it’s nothing but a nightmare

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      • We had 2-3 hos in my frat boy days that were reliable as clockwork. In fact, the very first night I accepted a pledge my ‘big brother’ had her suck my cock. Yeah… its like that.

        For the ones we had, I can’t speak for all, there were a combo of self-esteem issues and also some women are so estrogen soaked that the idea you are ‘desired’ by a house full of horny young men is the ultimate wish fulfillment. The one girl would literally let dudes run train on her and she couldn’t get enough cock. It is no different than if you had a bunch of girls kneeling in front of you begging for a load in their face.

        The only difference is, most women don’t fall that far on the estrogen chart where being the whore of babylon is seen as some accomplished metric. But there are those that truly enjoy it because you are ‘queen for a day’ even if queen just translates into ‘wet hole & cum mat’.

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      • CO:
        Not going to happen. She’s at the age of riskiness

        Also, in a discussion in the Caribbean in 2015: her response was “BJs are for special occasions like anniversaries and such.’ Me “why would I lock down on a chance of zero BJs?”

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      • @CO
        No- they don’t. At least in my frat, it was chicks in the 5-6 range who will do anything for attention from higher value males. We had different groups of them every year.

        We dubbed one group of them the Mo Hoez. They had t-shirts made and wore them proudly around campus. This was 16 years ago, so I’ll probably get metoo’ed for mental cruelty any day now.

        The modern incarnation is a 6-7 chick who posts on instawhore a bedroom shot after being pumped and dumped by an athlete (usually afleete.) In clown world- it’s a value signal. Do they know or care it’s repugnant to high value White Men? Nah.

        Glad you’re all my bros.
        FE

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      • bucky i need a new dive partner lol

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      • Do you dive Trav?

        Been thinking about a new diver partner. I think being friend zoned is driving her crazy, esp when on travel. It has gotten tedious to say the least. Its like having all the BS of keeping a woman, without actually banging her.

        She shows up sick this year. cant dive week 1, so I pair up with the neighbors. She says “go have a nice dive” as I leave the place. I come back to an angry woman with her legs crossed and pumping the top one in irritation. Makes some snarky remark “well, how was yooouur dive”. she is clearly ticked off. Been married, know the look.

        I responded with “don’t start your woman sh!t with me, I have zero tolerance for it”, the attitude adjustment was amazing and instantaneous, lol.

        Prior to finding this site, I would have been begging for forgiveness from a woman I had no interest in fugging, pretty pathetic, lol

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    • on February 6, 2019 at 4:22 pm | Reply strongwhitecock

      My other thought was straight up tell her, not butthurt but in an amused way, “Oh just friends? Well shit, I don’t friend girls I intend to fuck, makes things awkward and leaves them clingy. Oh well. Have a nice life!” and smirk like Covington and walk off.

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  21. I know it’s cold and relationship-ending, but an acquaintance once thanked me, “You’re a great friend,” after a significant favor (spotting cash for a train ticket), and I replied, “We’re not friends.”

    Usually, there’s not a good recovery for friendzone, so don’t bother.

    Also, I don’t recommend flip brides. One cucked my grandfather after my grandmother divorced him. I’m sure several men here can provide similar stories.

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    • You left off a very important part of that response.

      “We’re not friends. I’m a man, you’re a woman. I see you as a woman, not a friend. If that’s what you want I understand, but I have plenty of friends.”

      That whole response will either shake her up and demolish the shit test or regain your dignity while you walk away.

      Either way you’ll be able to regain frame.

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  22. Could just simply say “who r u?”

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  23. Is “My buddy got the hot one” to the group good?

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    • Pretty hilarious if you’re just out to entertain yourself or the group of guys, which is a legit option at that point. Downside though is that she knows that you weren’t wingmanning for a hypothetical buddy and you weren’t jumping on a grenade when you were flirting with her. So she’ll read it as sour grapes

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  24. “Whoa, settle down. We’re not there yet.”
    Something along these lines but taking it further. If it’s not a blatant lie that you’re best friends, then it’s pathetic that she doesn’t actually have a closer friend than you.
    “What, all the girls you grew up with realize you’re a cvnt?”

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  25. “… she has a rock solid family, great core values, is a hard worker and not only became my wife but gave me a beautiful baby girl.”

    That, my friend, is called hitting the jackpot. Congratulations all around.

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  26. “You will always be my best friend.”

    – desperation is not cute!

    “You will always be my best friend.”

    – Guys, I just met her,, do not even know her name. This crazy woman is following me.

    “You will always be my best friend.”

    – So why was you just sexualy assaulting me?

    “You will always be my best friend.”

    – I am glad you are not offended I do not like in *that* way.

    “You will always be my best friend.”

    – who bi*ch this is?

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  27. I wonder if we can differentiate shit tests. There are those meant to tease out a guy’s character, resourcefulness, and poise and those that are just downright cruel. If you are constantly subjected to the latter, get out while the getting’s good.

    A word of advice. Learn about personality disorders, particularly Cluster B personality disorders. If you get hitched with an NPD or BPD, your prospect for happiness will go off a cliff.

    A good place to start is with Tara Palmatier’s website shrink4men.com And be careful: because Tara clues men in on the hell a woman with a personality disorder can wreak, the feminists have their long knives out for her. There are a lot of Tara haters out there and Google search, for example, will prioritize websites that attack her ( e.g., shrink4men.blogspot.com ).

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    • would be nice if CH did a write up on this

      definitely a difference between standard shit testing that you’ll get from a normal mentally healthy girl and what you get from a whackjob with a personality disorder and it’s in every man’s best interest to know how to identify the differences so he can get out quickly and unschathed

      [CH: i think there is a post on this topic in the archives, but you’ll have to do the leg work to find it]

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    • CO is resident expert on this issue. I’d @ him.

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      • on February 6, 2019 at 8:12 pm Captain Obvious

        Oh, FE, it’s getting so much worse.

        There’s like a “Hubble Constant” for the acceleration of the spread of Passive Aggressive Personality Disorder throughout the cosmos, and it turns out that the “Hubble Constant” ain’t constant – the phucking acceleration is increasing.

        Non-zero third derivatives.

        Maybe even non-zero fourth derivatives.

        Just since I started typing, there’s probably 10,000 moar Passive Aggressive w!tches in the world.

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      • on February 6, 2019 at 8:17 pm Captain Obvious

        Today I was at the swimming pool, listening to some of the venom coming out of the mouths of the post-menopausal old hags who teach the swimming lessons to the little kids, and I was thinking to myself: “My G0d, if they’re still ch!ldless after their 50th birthdays, then why don’t we don’t we just turn them into soylent green?”

        Can you imagine how much moar wonderful the world would be without ch!ldless post-menopausal old w!tches?

        SRSLY.

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      • on February 6, 2019 at 8:21 pm Captain Obvious

        PRO-TIP: If you’re taking your kids to the pool for swimming lessons, then hire a chick who is young & hawt & ferti1e & loves kids.

        Not some wrinkled old ch!ldless harpy prune who hates kids, and who is probably secretly fantasizing about drowning your pr0geny in a friggin underwater gingerbread-house trap.

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      • For what it’s worth, CO, in control theory 3rd derivatives are called Jerk. Using positive feedback with 3rd derivative signals to stabilize a system is call positive Jerk control.

        In case you’re wondering the 4th, 5th, and 6th derivatives are called snap, crackle and pop. Seriously.

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      • on February 6, 2019 at 9:57 pm Captain Obvious

        Can mere Jerk control a personality disorder?

        Or do you have to introduce Snap, Crackle, and Pop into the equation?

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      • “Can you imagine how much moar wonderful the world would be without ch!ldless post-menopausal old w!tches?”

        But who run all the NGOs, immigrant aid socieites, and animal rescues?

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      • @ CO

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  28. The few times a woman has called us friends I’ve replied with. “I’m, you don’t make that decision. If you do as your told, maybe someday.”
    It generally turns into a game of her trying to please or at least jokingly try to please me.
    Guess that’s flipping the script, frame, and DHV.

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  29. Girly Minion: “Hey you’ll always be my best friend!!”

    My reply would be : “Oh good, I’m off the hook”.

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  30. I think you guys are too worried about hurt feelings or wasted investment. If all the sudden the beta has alpha frame, her bomb is only proof of his superiority. A big part of field work is facing the heat and experimenting until you get the basic solution. INNER GAME.

    The worst thing about women is also the greatest: they’re all the same. Women lie, but their action is truth. I think it should be possible to say nothing verbally but say how awesome one is in body language and get her attraction. A passed shit test is pussy nip. You pass closer to closing not further out. Push-pull has it’s uses, but don’t let push be a crutch. INNER GAME.

    Feel that pain that she deftly deploys with sweet setup to hurt you until you can anticipate it and until you loose interest in anticipating it. Experience that deft attack over and over, with as many women or as many orbits as it takes so long as you are efficiently getting reps. As Owen Cook says, field work is king. ZFG goes a long, long way. Let that subtle body language shine brighter than all her other stimulation. Sure, you could say, “Amen, brother.” Saying nothing verbal is the road to mastery. INNER GAME.

    Remember, disinterest >> hate. Burn that beta conditioning right the fuck off. Don’t let little Nick Sandmann steal all you pussy, fool.

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  31. I appreciate the article CH. For anyone else reading, this event occured back in late 2013, before I had heard of anything called the red-pill, being ZFG, and taking rejection in stride and continuing the hunt. I somehow went from being aggressive and confident in 2009 to a hardcore beta schlub in 2013 when my life got turned upside down. I had no job, no roof over my head, and nothing but the clothes on my back and $500 in the bank. I couched surfed for prolly 3-4 months.

    I discovered this place sometime early in 2014 I think, and spent nearly every night for months on end reading back articles and topics discussed here, and finally realized where I had gone astray. Did the online dating thing, had some better luck after working on my witty remarks and using some lines learned here (which all worked btw, so thanks everyone).

    Fast forward to 2015, taking two years to work my way through the whole 5 stages of it all (denial anger etc), as CO says, I stopped caring. Went full on ZFG and it worked.

    It can be done fellas. I’m living proof of it. And I forgot to mention the wife and her fam are all Trump supporters.

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  32. Paging Captain Obvious, please pick up the red phone.

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    • If only Poland was White.

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      • You are a dumb ass motherfucker. Just wanted to say that… you must be black or brown. No white man would make such an absurd statement.

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    • on February 6, 2019 at 9:28 pm | Reply Captain Obvious

      The moast beautiful sight in all of God’s Creation: A White woman holding her White baby.

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      • on February 6, 2019 at 9:35 pm Captain Obvious

        FE got me to listening to some Siegfried, and then I was reading about the Richard Wagner family, and there’s a grand-daughter, Verena, born in 1920, who was romantically linked with Der Fuhrer, and apparently almost [email protected] him.

        She ended up [email protected] one of Der Fuhrer’s deputies, Bodo Lafferentz, and they had five ch!ldren together [Lafferentz died in 1974].

        Now here’s the kicker: Verena Wagner Lafferentz just turned 99 a couple of months ago – she’s still alive – a chick who dated Der Fuhrer!!!!!

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  33. I’m glad the guy came out OK in the end, but the most painful part of the story was “I flirted with her a few more weeks”. Dayum,,,

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  34. Ah gook whorezzzezz;

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    • Le Gook.

      As with most racial slurs, ‘gook’ has a humorous and perfectly innocent origin story. Never meant to be a slur or hurtful. Innocuous.

      And as with any racial slur, it’s not hurtful unless its targets decide to be butthurt snowflakes biznatches. Only then, when they cry about it, does it begin to take on any weight.

      Like, seriously, when have white people just LOST their shiznat, lost all self control, at being called a ‘cracker’ or ‘gringo’? Crickets.

      Wait, whoa, could negroes actually be JEALOUS that we have a SINGLE WORD that lays down far more psycho-spiritual shiv-pain, deeper and quicker than anything in their logo-arsenal, than all the endlessly verbose, frothing and flatulent tirades they throw in our direction?

      They know precision, they know accuracy and intelligence. And they fear it, desperately.

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    • I always liked how sexy that gook girl was in that scene. Liked how she posed for the pics

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  35. “If I need a friend, I’ll buy a puppy.”

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  36. OT: so I recently grew a beard and grew out my hair.
    I’m looking very Captain America with a beard right now. I’ve been doing extremely well out at bars and around town with women BUT when I talk to most women outside of a dating situation they kinda give me some boiler plate that they prefer clean shaved/short hair men. Part of me thinks that maybe facial hair is an extreme turn on/off for most women. I’m curious if anyone else has experienced this extreme dicotamy.

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    • With every nu-male hipster in sight sporting a beard, I go light stubble at most. And I have had chicks make comments to me that they like guys with beards. If you’re getting extreme reactions, you’re doing the right thing.

      Better to own an extreme presentation that appeals to a specific demographic than weaken your presentation for a broader, lukewarm response.

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      • To touch on FE’s last point: Always Be Bold

        That doesn’t mean go batshit crazy. I say that since some of us have to learn the hard way, but does make for some fun stories!

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      • I live in one of these hipster strongholds you mention and I was concerned about putting off a try hard masculine vibe but that’s not at all the response I’ve been getting. I’ve been told several times I look like an actual mountain man. I once had a woman assume I was a construction worker or something until she realized I work in high finance and the whole thing flipped. No skinny jeans and wear work boots, generally comfortable clothes and jackets with a confident posture seems to get the message across that I’m not a hipster. Being physically fit enough to actually swing an axe probably helps too. Lol

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    • One of the first lessons or principles that I followed and has helped is the classic: “pay attention to what women do, not what they say.”

      I’ve noticed that if a girl’s attracted to something of you or yours (beard, necklace, shirt, etc.) she’ll say the opposite of whatever you’re sporting. Maybe to sniff out the weakness or maybe because they don’t know WTF’s going on half the time.

      You with the beard and long hair and they drop the “I only clean shaven, short hair men” line.

      A good hamster reply could be: “You look the type.”

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      • on February 6, 2019 at 8:31 pm Captain Obvious

        >>>>> “Maybe to sniff out the weakness”

        I was trying to talk to Gunny about that earlier today.

        When they convince you to cut your hair & shave your face, they have succeeded in neutering you, and they’re advertising to the world that you are now a kept man cuck.

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    • You must be around a lot of teenyboppers.
      Never happened to me. In fact,I sometimes get compliments but at my age I don’t even care and just ignore them. Compliments or criticism I treat the same way and don’t care for either.

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      • Its not that I care what their opinion is. I’m only commenting on the extreme dichotomy in the opinions. I found it to be an interesting observation and was curious if anyone else had similar experience.
        Like I said, I’m incredibly successful getting laid with it so I’m not concerned. It’s just funny social observation.

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      • I’ve always considered compliments from women as probing for weakness.

        Seeing how you handle them is a shit test.

        I usually give it the Roger Moore eyebrow raise and ignore

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    • who gives a shit? know what’s a turnon for women? when you don’t give a shit

      i wear facial hair when i want to…actually mainly when i’m working from home and too lazy to shave

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  37. “No, we won’t always be friends, because my future wife, who will be white and bear me beautiful white, master race children, a White Woman whom males of all races wish and dream to be with, for they are the pinnacle of feminine beauty and grace, and more intelligent and charmning than dirt women, will definitely not allow me to be seen with you in public.

    It would be a disgrace. Your kind are over there. Good day to you.”

    Delivered with Maximal Whiteness.

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  38. Well crikey mate, but there’s a very significant term in play right here
    Flip.
    A woglette.
    “Look here, Carruthers, you can do what you like regarding the Queen’s Imperium. Roll out the Maxim gun, hang ’em, blow ’em out of cannons …
    But for God’s sake .. don’t lay a hand on the native women. D’ye hear me?

    So much effort, wasted on a prize less than worthless.
    My PhD summarised? “Shallow grave? Nah, too good for the likes o’ them”

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    • Tam, I always appreciate reading your poasts. I can’t like them, but consider this a like for the whole lot.

      “So much effort, wasted on a prize less than worthless.”

      Succinct, savage, and appropriate.

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  39. on February 6, 2019 at 7:44 pm | Reply sahib mohammed mohammed moohhammmmid

    I call bullshit, an asian gal with 2 drinks in her will have her tongue down your throat.
    I assume the scenario here is she like lurched towards the group of presumably higher SMV guys than you and then joked hey we always be friends.
    You haven’t kissed or anything, maybe she thinks you’re a gayfag for not dicking her already

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  40. on February 6, 2019 at 7:47 pm | Reply sahib mohammed mohammed moohhammmmid

    BTW, “best friend…to poop on” is GOLD!

    although I initially did a typo -> “to poop in” which has to be platinum.

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  41. I went to a bonfire years ago and was hanging out with some friends. A woman (hard 7) that was abuot to get married came up while I was sitting and started rubbing rubbing me. I brushed her off. She sat in my lap and started to grind me. I got up and turned the the around backwards. She sat behind me and tried to rub on me again. She then just asked me to fuck her on the tailgate of my truck. Only my morals made my game that strong.

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  42. H:”Hey you’ll always be my best friend!!”

    M: Ah, that’s sweet of you. Now, let’s go back to my place and fuck again.

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  43. The easiest is the straight shiv. She’s all yours if you’ll take over payments. Let’s them always know you’re looking to trade in for a newer model.

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  44. Yeah friends with benefits

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  45. as much as I hate shitlibs like fauxcahontas, im kind of glad to know she has a husband and children and isn’t a catlady, it was honestly kind of endearing to see the 2 of them having a beer together in the kitchen

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  46. The only girls you should hang out with are super hot HB8+ Alpha babes who get you girls simply by being in your vicinity, even if you dont bang and she is just your friend (cuz you got no shot).

    There is literally no upside to being with less than perfect girls who arent slobbing your gooch. They have all the attitude with nothing to back it up. Irony abounds, as it does in all areas of life.

    Unfortunately, super hot babes dont want to hang out with guys they wouldnt fuck, even if it’s just for strictly platonic shit. Thems the brakes, forever alone.

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  47. Just slap her ass painfully hard

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    • Seems this blog is ignoring Trump at best
      given up on him at worst. Returning to a pua blog?

      Even AA has had enough of him.

      I’ve had enough of him. I just want his end to come so we can get on with what needs to happen.

      [CH: not at all. nothing much has happened in the past month, besides a govt shutdown that ended pretty much the way we all expected, so trump-posting has been light. deep state posting is still active, tho.]

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  48. on February 6, 2019 at 10:00 pm | Reply Gunslingergregi

    Holy shit the verbiage H
    Nice

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    • on February 6, 2019 at 10:53 pm | Reply Gunslingergregi

      Ex ex saya im her best friend i don’t mind
      She is a good friend
      Nothing wrong with having a bitch who Will clean up the dogshit
      Or a pot that had a Turkey in it for a week
      Having chick friends is ok
      They can get u more chicks
      And really any time i want ex ex down to fuck or suck
      So yea i just don’t do that i friendzoned her he he he
      Took the duck away as pinishment
      Went beyond flipping script and that Made all the difference lol

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  49. “You will always be my best friend!”

    And in front of guys too:

    “Hey, i dont pay you for sex, i pay you to leave remember?”

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  50. on February 6, 2019 at 11:07 pm | Reply Gunslingergregi

    Chick asked ex if She pregnant after 140 degree night
    Maybe
    Guess Will see

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  51. https://www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/2019/feb/07/women-writing-rough-sex-metoo
    Lefty Bible trying to understand women’s “desires” for rough sex..

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    • lol…women

      they’re fucked up, what more can you say?

      lotta guys refusing to go HAM on them this way too…this is the intel that I hear. the men don’t have it in them to smack a ho even if she asks for it.

      what a bunch of pussies. my eldest confessed to me about “domestic abuse” during sexual encounters and I assuaged him- bitches like to be hit during sex it’s no big deal. I clearly raised him right.

      probably wouldn’t have to beat them so hard in the sack if they weren’t so far over to the other side in the rest of their lives…a LOT of so-called “alpha females” will come right out and say I need a dominant man to fuckin rough me up bc I am the boss at work.

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  52. Bro you can also just look her in the eye and say “We are not friends” with a straight face.

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  53. on February 7, 2019 at 4:34 am | Reply Abyssus Invocat

    I like “Thanks, but I already have a dog.”

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    • you can retort also “i thought you were already mans’ best friend.”

      at least one of the guys will get the joke and laugh

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  54. When I was 20 a total beta, I had this 7.9hb girl that for me was super hot, working with me. One day, I don’t remenber why, she said: You are my friend. But I did never flirt with her, I was clueless about anything of this. But I said very serious: “You are not my friend, you are my colleague.” Here in Brazil a colleague is like a person that you have a type of casual relationship, a friend is someone that you trust more. So I said: “I have very few friends you have to work a lot to be one.” She loves me until this day. Also in this time I used to drawing. She asked for one, that I never gave her, and always that she sees me she ask for it. Because I never thought I could get laid in that time a had incredible game without even know that.

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  55. on February 7, 2019 at 7:07 am | Reply Your moms house

    I’ve had a chick say “you’ll always be my best friend” and then fucked her that same night. There are ways around that bullshit if you know what you’re doing.

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  56. Her: he will always be my friend
    You: as long as the benefits keep cumming my way…

    Her: you wish
    You: you hide it, but your inner slut keeps showing

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  57. Once upon a time in a far off land I had a very solid 9 in a truly hot affair. She was married to a hard working blank slate she despised. But she was also so beautiful that she was beyond entitled and always expected her way. So one night on the way out to a deeply inappropriate local gathering, I casually let drop ‘Come on babe, aren’t we best friends?’

    Oh fuck, imagine dropping a pound of sand into the gears, feeding the hamster all your cocaine, close all shops at the mall, run for your lives all in one. She was not only thrust into a wholly different metal space but one she had heretofore never imagined. We left early and she went the absolute distance to get that whole entire friend concept out of my head, including but not limited to moving into my house and bringing in other women.

    Timing had a lot to do with it and on that score I probably got Lucky. But it is a powerful script flip when the time is right.

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  58. “She was bubbly, full of fun and always wanted to hang out. We were out in the city one night and after leaving the bar …”

    That dude deserves what she gave him.

    Never go along and hang out with girls, ever. That is what womanish males do, you know, homos with their fag hags.

    A female will assess your worth to near zero if you hang out with her. You become a commodity like any of her gossipy friends.

    There can be no foreground without a background. If she has no reference by which to compare you against, you become the background, a mere backdrop, a prop.

    In the case of the beta gym guy, he should have done this:

    Him: “What do you do after working out?”
    Her: [whatever, who cares what she says]
    Him: “I’m headed to [Tony’s Pub] for a drink. Come along if you like.”
    Her: “OK maybe.”
    Him: [turn and walk tall]
    Her: “Wait, what time?”
    Him: [give yourself a head start and frame it as a good time] “Happy hour, about 6:00.”

    If she shows up, tease her and get her horny to fuck. Lead her to talk. The more she talks (as is true with anyone), the weaker they get.

    If you do not make her horny enough to get her to take you back to her place, move on. If she doesn’t show up, move on.

    Presumably, most of you are in it to get laid and hopefully often enough until you hit upon the one to make a wife. So between 18 and 36, a guy has 6,570 days and nights to make that happen. One day of heading off to a bar alone whether she shows up or not is not going to break you. It’s only 0.015% of the time.

    But if she shows up, right away, you have become the foreground as she now has skin the game invested in you. You have created the conditions by which she sees you much bigger relative to all others.

    Every interaction between any two of any sex is a subtle dance of dominance and submission. You can dominate. You can submit or you can flee.

    Most guys need to learn how to dominate. Most never learn. Thus most never do.

    As Heartist says, “Remember one of the golden rules of Game: Flip the script. Be the chasee, not the chaser.”

    Why do guys struggle to get it? Watch Rhett Butler in Gone with the Wind. Watch the cooler James Bonds (Connery, Craig).

    “Frankly, my dear, I don’t give a damn” — let that be your mantra.

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  59. on February 7, 2019 at 10:32 am | Reply LeeGarveyGriswold

    “Dont get ahead of yourself.”

    Trash all previous responses. You’re welcome.

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  60. Who cares if they call you friend or best friend or whatever – as long as there is some utility or benefit to it? You wouldn’t want to have ended up with that particular model or sub-species anyway. Call it a wall or a fence or a barrier – as long as it serves a purpose. You can always say good-bye.

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  61. My at hand negs….

    Hey babe, don’t flatter yourself. You sound socially retarded.

    Hey, your face makeup doesn’t match your neck. Why is that? WTF?

    Hey, you apply makeup that makes you look like a clown when I squint. Why is that? WTF?

    Hey, what’s it called when your neck hair is as thick as your head hair? I don’t know either so look it up cuz you got it. Why is that? WTF?

    Hey, your bra padding is uneven. Are you smuggling a lime and coconut? Look in mirror before you leave the house. WTF.

    Hey, your nose/eyes/eyebrow is crooked. WTF is with that? Is it genetic? I need to know what else is wrong with you for this night to continue.

    Hey, dudes, we barely know each other. Like her hair and a decent conditioner. WTF woman? Get a clue, Moldylocks.

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  62. Poptarts! So disappointed. After all of the material available here and your own experience you don’t know to work this stuff out ahead of time? She’s a woman, she’s going to test you. You’ve seen it, it’s coming, you have to be ready man… always.

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  63. If a filipina chick neg’s you or makes a comment like that, you’re beyond beta. filipina’s are inherently submissive and c*ck-addicted.
    So, if you’re getting that level of $hit test…check yourself

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  64. Yeah, as far as I know we don’t have anything like this event in my city either. We do have a Home and Garden Show which starts tomorrow and I will be attending only for the second time ever. The first time I was dragged kicking and screaming many years ago by my girlfriend at the time. This year I am so excited to go with a new fresh set of eyes and a new perspective. Mmmmm…I wonder if I can talk my County Extension Office to host a seed exchange event…

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