MAGAmour!

I chuckle thinking about Melania and Don’s marriage. They are in love with each other, but there’s gotta be some friction that heats up the bedroom. For instance, Melania is dressed to kill in Paris, living the dream, trying to impress Frenchies, soaking up the adulation…then her husband tweets the next day about the French almost speaking German.

She’s exasperated, All her good will, politesse, and carefully chosen fashion statements for naught, because Don had to lay the smackdown on Maricon. Later that night, when they’re alone, she slaps him, maybe playfully, maybe not, a tear beginning to form. Don takes her in his arms….sympathizes, assures her he’ll be better next time…she straddles him.. “oh mr president….”

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What am I doing wasting my time delivering Truth and Beauty to the benighted when I could just slap together pulpy romance ripped straight from a compilation of my Best Of Comfort Stage seductions and make out like a bandit?





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  1. This is the gayest I’ve ever seen Heartiste. Ugh, wtf.

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    • yup

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    • on December 3, 2018 at 2:19 pm Corinth Arkadin

      C’mon have a sense of humor.

      Not everything is La Cage Aux Folles. And humor that that which separates us from the Leftist bitch feminists.

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    • If you want ghey, check out Saucy Queer’s (ahem) offerings… especially the one immediately below.

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    • Heartiste has completely jumped off the deep-end with this Trump worship.

      [CH: not worship. admiration.]

      Do you really think that a plastic Slavic whore

      [you tip your bitterbitch hand here]

      is in love with a old, fat, senile adulterous blowhard?

      [yes. she’s in love with a billionaire playboy president.]

      This isn’t George H W Bush with his lifetime sweetheart, still tender with each after a lifetime of struggle.

      [gag me with a spoon]

      This is a insecure, whoremongering pathological liar with the latest bimbo who got down on her knees for a wad of cash.

      [why do you resent sociosexual reality?]

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      • Look at how Melania looks at him in that Zoolander clip…

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      • >This isn’t George H W Bush with his lifetime sweetheart, still tender with each after a lifetime of struggle.

        …smuggling drugs, weapons, and people across the southern border.

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      • Agree with Larsen. This post borders on a homosexual fantasy about this orange rat bastard and scumbag who is sitting there laughing his ass off with his Deep State buddies about the MAGAtards who worship him because he Tweets something funny once in a while, while selling them down the river with glee.

        The only 4D chess brilliance of that piece of human garbage is that he managed to hypnotize the voters with literally nothing more than a little electronic hot air. He offers them ZERO actual benefits, and the destruction of America continues apace. Meanwhile, Hillary-with-a-dick lazily tweets some misspelled garbage once in a while that throws them into fresh ecstasies but results in absolutely nothing.

        Perfect example of a casino magnate at work. In a casino, you pay the casino for the privilege of giving them money and get nothing in return. It’s literally a setup where you pay money for NOTHING except the experience of going and paying them money. The precise equivalent of Trump’s politics.

        And Melania does look like a half-insect vampire. She’s got a decent enough body, but her face looks like something that would look up from a meal of half-eaten baby in some ghastly crypt, snarling at intrepid band who just broke in with crucifixes and stakes. Trump’s women all look like cheap strippers, he has abominable taste in broads.

        And, furthermore, it is indeed grotesque that she’s whoring herself to some fat old man whom she undoubtedly finds physically repellent in order to get some bucks. At least the first one had enough honesty with herself to cuckold him, as the kike features of (((Ivanka))) and her (((daughter))) prove.

        Apparently, this vermin’s gifts to America for the new year are going to be 600,000 streetshitters, and a bump stock ban that turns tens of thousands of honest Americans into felons with a stroke of the anti-gun pen of that orange hyena.

        Happy New Year, everyone, from Donald Scump.

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      • Think about that one. Ivana Trump is clearly White. Trump is clearly White, genetically, anyway. (((Ivanka’s))) features are 100% kike. So there’s clearly a yid in the woodpile there.

        This means that Ivana found the “golden don” so repulsive that some random jew, one of the least masculine races on Earth, seemed more virile and appealing to her.

        Now THAT is a fucking put-down to this orange-colored Gamma.

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      • Damn, Ironman, let’s not go crazy now.

        And whatever else you want to say about Trump’s vimmen, they at least bore him sons.

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      • is in love with a old, fat, senile adulterous blowhard?

        Watch that “old” stuff.

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      • “His lifetime sweetheart”????? That old bag looked like his mother.

        She also looked like Aleister Crowley, but that opens up a whole new can o’ worms.

        Just like Jeb, he could really pick ’em!

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    • This isn’t George H W Bush with his lifetime sweetheart, still tender with each after a lifetime of struggle.

      Of course he’s infatuated with Barbara his entire life… she looks like the guy on a dollar bill.

      Heh, heh… legal tender. lzozlzozlzozlozlozl

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  2. Who’s to say you’re not making out like a bandit by pumping out clit-lit pulp…

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  3. “I could just slap together pulpy romance ripped straight from a compilation of my Best Of Comfort Stage seductions”

    You know well and good that’s been suggested MANY times. I will edit free of charge.

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  4. Alpha as f***…

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  5. That read like erotica.. I think you have a gift lol

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  6. CH should publish. His prose here is 1,001x better than that clit-lit crap in the supermarket.
    Watch the $ roll in AND the 5 star reviews from “feminist” readers on Amazog….

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  7. on December 3, 2018 at 12:27 pm marquisdestade

    Mysogynic writer Heartiste again tops the best-seller list in Female Romance. Make her aglow this Christmas with these hot titles: “The filly fell for the firm hand” “MAGA Man swoon” and “Bewitching the thot”

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  8. on December 3, 2018 at 12:49 pm Sorcerygod at sorsgod.wordpress.com

    The lights were lowered as the Scotsman stepped bare-chested into the room. His muddy feet were dirty from tracking through 183 creeks and rivers on his long-legged run to his love. His back was deeply tanned, but for the vivid pale mark where his sword had lain, pressing steel against flesh. In his eyes was the hunger of a thousand porcine kept animals, wiggling their nostrils with savage beauty.

    The ages were about to witness their thundering!

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  9. When is “ZFG” coming out? I miss me some old school heartiste writing.

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  10. on December 3, 2018 at 1:36 pm traitors first

    https://freerepublic.com/focus/f-chat/3710264/posts

    the faggot is strong with these types

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    • If you’ve been on the campus of a liberal arts college anytime recently, you will see that that is 100% spot on. Even the “straight” ones would have been considered faggoty in the ’70’s and ’80’s.

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  11. Maybe ol’ Donnie uses his women like I do. One of the many reasons I go for the sweet and kind girls is they are very polite and apologetic to strangers, for me. I go bumping through crowds, pushing people out of my way and behind me is a girl saying “sorry, sorry, excuse us, sorry.”

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  12. They complement each other, simplest explanation. They aren’t alike, whether that is in temperament, manners, whatever. He’s brash, she’s demure. She has empathy for the world, he could give two fucks about anything outside the American border. He’s willing to say whatever/do whatever/be whatever top get what he wants, and he doesn’t give a fuck who he pisses off in the process; she is more tactful and mindful of optics. They aren’t like each other, and that’s why they are great. I’ve noticed that married couples who are more alike are less happy. There’s no conflict, no resolution. Best sex is make-up sex. We need more of this and less bland, vanilla, groupthink bullshit relationships.

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  13. on December 3, 2018 at 3:19 pm Cuddles the Cage Fighter

    Yea, uh, don’t quit your day job.

    Worst…post…ever…

    [CH: jealous]

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  14. You mean, “oh meester president.”

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  15. […] Source: Heartiste […]

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  16. Bald ass a baby’s @zz or triangular tuft atop the vulva? I’m going with the second scenario

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  17. High heels… the biggest haters of them are the fatties who can’t wear them. Even women who are not fatties will virtue signal with high heel hatred. Imagine how triggering it must be for them to see FLOTUS wearing them so well.

    One “tell” for thottery or fake 6’s (women who are 5 or less but doll up to a 6 or higher) is how well they handle walking in heels. You can tell if she’s wearing them after many months because she can barely walk in them. These the the ones who will lose those heels – and the thongs, garters, corset (if she’s capable of it) and lace bras the minute she has a commitment. So don’t commit. Don’t even use your real name with them.

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  18. I’ll Never forget our 1st ladies pursed lips pussy dripping Look compared to M. Obama’s defeatist scowl.

    https://piperatthegatesofpandemonium.wordpress.com/2017/01/26/a-tale-of-two-1st-ladies/

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  19. I often wonder about their marriage. There is obviously a dynamic and a chemistry at work there that we are not privy to too. I think that Melania and DJP are probably more a like (to each other) than we might think. But, having said that. I think they’re probably like Han Solo and Princess Leia. She knows he’s a scoundrel but maybe just maybe, one day he’ll change his ways for her (not likely). I can just imagine the God Emperior saying ‘I know’ when she says ‘I love you’.
    But if there is a man living the dream it’s DJP. Melania is a total knock out, she either looks amazing or stunning. For a lady in her 40’s she makes a lot of women much younger than her look like also rans. She always conducts herself with class and dignity and stays out of politics unlike her predecessor. Plus he gets to be a father at a stage in life where you don’t have to worry about all those things that usually stress out other fathers. If there is a poster boy for living the dream. It’s Donald J Trump.

    [CH: you’ve got it. their marriage is the classic hot babe-badboy match, which is dynamite in the bedroom. he’s bad, she wishes he’d be better but she can’t help loving him anyway, and sometimes he tosses her a sliver of hope that he’s changed (but he hasn’t, and she’s secretly glad he didn’t).]

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  20. You aren’t up on the romance novels these days, they’re a great deal less coquettish than they were in 2008. I blamr the pill.

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  21. You finally tried acid

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  22. Hmmm, GEOTUS fan fiction. Applying game to world situations, politics, the media, and women. Could be hilarious.

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  23. The rain splattered the window…the moon shone bright …
    And Trav’s bitch just skewered her leg

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    • F Street entered the darkened room. There she lay,on a king size bed,the silk sheets barely covering her pussy.
      “Oh God”,he muttered. His clock ached with the need to be free,to plunge violently into her inner sanctum of tenderness.
      ” Yo Trav nomesayne joo hit dem Wang’s an dat grape drank? Shrieking,mufukka gits hungry up in dis bitch! You ain’t licking dis pussy til ah guess fed,bitch!”

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  24. on December 3, 2018 at 9:41 pm gunslingergregi

    good for him he been through some shit with woman

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  25. Call me Israel.

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