Passive-Aggressive War

From Second City Bureaucrat, one of the funniest accounts on Twatter:

This is what an aggressive-aggressive war looks like:


  1. on January 13, 2019 at 4:27 pm William of Orange County

    Excellent. Ana Navarro doing her nails live on cnn during the wall debate would work as well.

    The woman/s they meet at the border tell them they’re special, gives them a burrito and a piece of flan, and direct them to the line for voter registration. Keeps doing her nails. Doesn’t look up.

    Moves on to the next one while shouting “VOTE TAMMANY!” (If you get the ref)


  2. it’s all just “self defense” right?

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    • on January 13, 2019 at 7:23 pm Captain Obvious

      >>>>> “the leadership mood of our most passive-aggressive agency”

      Is he talking about Mattis & Kelly & McChrystal?

      These tweets kinda soared right over muh head.

      PS: Is Second City Bureaucrat any relation to Second City Cop?


      • I don’t get it at all, either. Might as well be in Chinese.


      • on January 13, 2019 at 8:02 pm MikeatMikedotMike

        “Second city” just refers to his home being Chicago. They’re borrowing from the well known improv theater located there.

        So, TAYQ, probably not.


      • It is praise for the Gynarcho-Tyranny.

        Why shoot someone yourself or fight in hand to hand combat when you can play a ‘videogame’ in a trailer in the mid-west and fire missiles at them from 1000s of miles away?

        We are a bitch nation of bitch drone operators who take orders from bitch commanders. I long for a “peer power” war where China or Russia re-educate the population about what war REALLY looks like.

        We are a fucking joke and the pentagon is well aware of this. When you are dumbing down your population don’t expect to build the next gen cutting edge weapons tech. We have to scavenge old parts from the graveyard to keep 30 year old planes flying. The F-35 is a shitshow on wings, etc etc.

        And white boys who are told they are complete and utter human shit are suppose to go get their limbs blown off for this faggotry? If you send your kid to war you deserve what you get. Homo-banker wars, pass…

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      • “We have to scavenge old parts from the graveyard to keep 30 year old planes flying.”
        B 52 and C 130 are from the 1950s aren’t they? Designed by white men with slide rules, and mechanical drawing tools. Or were they designed by negro women and white men took the credit? I’m pretty sure some of those airframes are more than 30 years old. F 35? Maybe they used H1-b and affirmative action hires instead of oppressed negro women.


      • As usual great post Jay in DC.

        When was the last time the US was in a conflict where it didn’t have total air superiority?

        WWII I reckon.

        When that happens again it will be a rude awakening for everybody… like our air strips getting bombed, bombers getting shot down, ground units getting strafed, losing fighter engagements, enemy aircraft sinking ships etc.

        None of that has happened in any significant numbers since WWII.


      • Wrong, USS Liberty was strafed by the IDF in 1967.


      • Has anyone seen an F-22 fly?


      • Fox today cite a survey where 30% of millennials believe Dubya killed more than Stalin.
        The nation is fucked.

        The millennials/ college kids coming into my firm are idiots.
        I see it all the time. Every day I hear the dumbest questions.
        Hourly employees not getting their time in so HR of course mollycuddles them and chases them down so they can get paid…
        A thot asking HR why here YTD salary on her stub is X amount when she just got a pay increase and HR having to tell her that the pay increase only went into effect last week and applies over the next 12 months.
        Wtf do they teach them in schools?

        Government is a scam aswell. I remember NOAA for example hiring all these nigs from local areas in admin roles. None of these nigs went to college never mind had a science degree lol.

        It angers me because I knew older generations who were good people and smart and loyal etc and do not have the lifestyle of these idiots.


      • And Cortez is the first of that generation from the [email protected] millennial production line.
        Shes now talking racial quotas for journalists.
        That’s the future…the new Bolsheviks will be bringing in racial quotas in everything.

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  3. on January 13, 2019 at 5:06 pm Sorcerygod at

    Sweaty hovers, moving up and down, and eyes you like the ED machine in Robocop.

    “FRIENDS?” Sweaty calls to you through its front Bose speakers. “*SPECIAL* FRIENDS?”

    Wearily, you dig yourself out of the rubble pile around you. It appears the drone deliberately missed. Maybe it DOES want to be friends.

    You hold onto the bottom of the drone and fly high, high into the sky. You join a circle of 1,000 drones, all parading on display, filled with artificially proud circuitry. Sweaty leads them in an electronic dance. “Uh, Sweaty, my arms are getting tired.

    Sweaty deposits you in a drone the size of a coffin. You get taken to the site of a drone massacre, which you experience like the “Death from Above” boys. At the end of the day, you are returned to your home and Sweaty requests $.31 for electricity charges from Elon Musk’s utility.

    = = =



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  4. this one is aggression-agression
    KO of the day

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    • on January 13, 2019 at 9:16 pm Thin-Skinned Masta-Beta

      They’ve charged the big bad man for assaulting a poor innocent girl…


      • The video clearly shows that the man was assaulted first, watch for the two handed shove. That’s the first assault. In the modern interpretation police are using, shoving someone is felony assault.

        Dude needs a GoFundMe account that we all donate to, and an excellent lawyer who can demonstrate that the guy feared for his life and was surrounded by the enemy.

        woke black man commentary:


      • Setting up a gofundme for our enemies is why the white man is losing the race war. Give your money to a starving white family instead


      • He will do hard time. May as well slaughter a cow in India you’d get the same treatment.

        Underage, wahmen, most importantly black. He will do 2-5 years for getting a pest off his back basically. I almost did time for FAR less than knocking a she-boon niglet out. So once again we see you literally cannot physically defend yourself in this police state.

        Did I mention how badly I want the fuck outta here? Because… yeah.

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      • Red, I specifically stated that the GoFundMe needs to be for the white man in the video. If he has a family, they will be starving without him. He needs significant legal and financial help now.

        The pack animals surrounding him screaming and laughing, I’ve seen similar displays at the local zoo or on TV. The lower primates will always use a safety in numbers strategy.

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      • @Jay, on getting out of here, there is an advertiser on The Burning Platform with some place in the Panama mountains. The details seem well thought out. I have no certainty of the offering being good, just that it looks earnestly thought out to me. You’ll need some cash, obviously. Anyone consider it at your own risk. But f ya, staying in US is risk too. Not being young and not being rich is a serious disadvantage with what’s coming.


      • Dude needs a GoFundMe account that we all donate to, and an excellent lawyer who can demonstrate that the guy feared for his life and was surrounded by the enemy.

        Dude needs some peeps to doxx the district attorney, prosecutor and judge and all their family members.  Then dude needs some more peeps to get pics of all of them from their daily routines, photoshop crosshairs on them, and send them to the persecutors.

        No words are necessary.  The message will get through.



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    • God I really enjoyed seeing that chimp get whacked.

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    • Like the black bus driver who punched the sheboon to the ground a few years ago said:

      Bitch you gon’ act like a man I’m gon’ treat you like a man.

      I wrote about this mall the other day when I mentioned no White children there.

      We only go there during the day. The freaks do indeed come out at night.

      And the local media is covering this like you might imagine. The guy is from a liberal 95% White town.

      He’s charged with 2 counts of Assault on a Female under 12 and Aggravated Assault (felonies I believe).

      She’s 11 years old. She has tits and was coming at him with her dukes up.

      Bitch you act like a man you are going to get treated like a man.

      And for fuck’s sake that was his family behind him.

      Any man with balls would do what he did or much more until the threats stopped.

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  5. on January 13, 2019 at 5:13 pm gunslingergregi

    massive flying solar wings
    to recharge reload drones
    really visioln is drones that can fly anywhere in world by themselves
    might be interesting having reload planes in air


    • on January 13, 2019 at 5:15 pm gunslingergregi

      maybe automated machines with tower guns just easier for controlling space
      drones can take out the worthless minuscule amount of anti air
      so billion dollars for anti air system that can be taken out with one missile
      from vietnam era


      • on January 13, 2019 at 6:43 pm PBR Streetgang

        There are long-range b0mbers under development that will delivery huge payloads of careerist spinsters to disrupt enemy organizations from within … they’re as effective as neutron b0mbs – and will vaporize every Y-Chromosome in a hundred mile radius – but the pilots can’t write F*CK on these Airplanes – because it’s rude and creates a hostile environment

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    • on January 13, 2019 at 5:18 pm gunslingergregi

      how many straight streets does a city have
      how is city fighting hard when the streets are lined up for all the routed to move around to be covered by the number of cross streets


    • on January 13, 2019 at 5:30 pm gunslingergregi

      drones fly at 30k feet
      make bullets with carbon from carbon diolxide in air
      power from sun unlimited duration
      unlimited ammo


  6. CH, check out what james woods just posted


  7. When we have that second Constitutional Convention after the war, if I get to be a delegate I’m going to push for only men who have actually served in the military to have any kind of defense, secretary of defense, or state position involving defense or security.


  8. So sad.

    – Junk Food, Obesity, Video Games and Early Death – Is that what America is coming to? –


    • What do you mean coming to? It’s here now, just have a look at People Of Walmart dot com

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      • But this is the USA we can always get bigger, fatter , dumber, lazier. then the rest of the world. We are number one in all things ! Go merica !!

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      • on January 13, 2019 at 7:28 pm Captain Obvious

        >>>>> “But this is the USA we can always get bigger, fatter , dumber, lazier. then the rest of the world. We are number one in all things ! Go merica !!”

        It looks like Tom Brady got pissed off about all the publicity that Trevor Lawrence received this week, and he took it out on the Chargers[email protected]/


      • ” It looks like Tom Brady got pissed off about all the publicity that Trevor Lawrence received this week, and he took it out on the Chargers ”

        Why do you still waste your mind on jewball good captain ?

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      • on January 14, 2019 at 12:11 am Captain Obvious

        I actually don’t watch any of it [we don’t even have a Talmudvision anymoar].

        I only glance at the box scores afterwards.

        But I love that only White men can excel at QB.

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  9. on January 13, 2019 at 7:31 pm Captain Obvious

    DIY paternity tests soar… 20 per cent of men will learn they are not the father of the child they are testing…


  10. Shitlibs are a parody of themselves

    The author

    What a joke our world has become. Thank God my Dad is not around to see it.


  11. on January 13, 2019 at 9:04 pm Thin-Skinned Masta-Beta

    I don’t think I need to add who used to be “one of the funniest accounts on Twatter.”

    Sure @jack and the rest of his woke shareholders don’t deserve ya, but I have no doubt that the proprietors at Monsieur Heartiste are clever enough to cloak satire in enough rhetorical finesse to be able to avoid future arbitrary persecution by the @jack-bootlicking pussies of his safety & decency commissars.

    We miss ya Monsieur @ChateauEmissary!


  12. I almost can’t watch this. Not from the violence, but from sheer anger. It makes me sick to my stomach, the arrogance of these pieces of shit masquerading as human beings, knowing that the poor sod can’t fight back lest they all pounce like like the pack of monkeys they are. And even if he did fight back, and somehow survived the ensuing chimpout, we just KNOW the powers that be would see to it that his life was ruined.

    White sharia cannot come soon enough.

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    • on January 13, 2019 at 11:57 pm clarence boddiker

      this future office drone will go from this experience to college where he’ll be forced to repeat black lives matters and million other lies, where then, if he’s lucky to get a real job after college, he’ll be forced to live a life of lies unlike that in an Orwell or other dystopian novel, being forced to chant lies about privilege and a million other deaths.

      I’m sure this will go on forever. Thanks, shit boomers and idiot evangelicals who fought to fundamentally change America.

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    • on January 14, 2019 at 3:25 am gunslingergregi

      not so bad did rope a dope pretty well
      didnt cry
      threw a sign when they leaving
      now he knows all blacks must die
      good training

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      • on January 14, 2019 at 3:30 am gunslingergregi

        blacks like to congrgate in big clubs in houston area for instance and after club like to eat out in p;arking lot in long lines
        so yea very easy to enact revenge


      • on January 14, 2019 at 3:35 am gunslingergregi

        one of only white dudes there
        kept having black bitch after black bitch sit at my table an just stare at me
        in line outside to get some eats
        black dude like you know i could rob you
        me yea i guess
        nothing happened
        like hey black dude you know i could of stole a gas truck and pumped gas into your club at 200 gallons a minute and burned you all alive


      • on January 14, 2019 at 3:44 am gunslingergregi

        every white man needs to know how to operate a gas tanker

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      • on January 14, 2019 at 12:26 pm Lord of the Gulf Stream

        every white man needs to know how to operate a gas tanker

        Now you start making sense

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    • When the Saxon began to hate.

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    • If he’d have thrown a single punch that monkey would have ran right to the principal or school ‘resource officer’ and reported a hate crime. The kid would be expelled.

      I’m so surprised more of these kids don’t go Columbine and start clearing out the zoo w/ prejudice. I guess that is why they keep them doped up on drugs and with their T levels in the toilet, right?

      We have terminal cancer.

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  13. Yesterday at the gym, I overheard a couple 60-something white men talking about who is a better running back – Jartavius or Debrickashaw. Them they started talking about Russian agents in our government.

    I fear that America is doomed.

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  14. on January 14, 2019 at 9:36 pm thesegregationofdialogue

    Values are more important than phenotype

    [CH: values are a derivative of genotype, which is the building block of phenotype.]