The Bitch Of Blagojevich

Yet do I fear thy nature;
It is too full o’ the milk of human kindness.

– Lady Macbeth

Hold up that fucking Cubs shit. Fuck them!
– Lady Blagojevich

There is a plague sweeping America. It is the plague of bitchy unfeminine women. And it is getting worse.

The latest exemplar of this cultural and gender defilement is the wife of Democrat governor Rod Blagojevich, Patti. She can be heard in the background of wiretapped conversations encouraging, in the most high-minded poetic blandishments, her husband’s dirty payola schemes. Here is a picture of the dear sweet thing:

whatchoo looking at willis?

whatchoo looking at willis?

Sexxxy!

I wonder, when contemplating the deviousness of corrupt alpha males, how much of their treachery would have gone unrealized were it not for their harridan wives or mistresses beguiling them behind closed doors with their twisted siren songs. Weak traditional leader-of-men alpha males, like Blagojevich, who manage a broad power base in the crudest fashion but exercise minimal self-control when confronted with the machinations of those who feed their bloated yet shallow egos, are often the most effortlessly manipulated by the entreaties of scheming status-obsessed women, even ones as snarly-looking as Patti the Putrifier.

As men are more romantic than women, we occasionally need to remind ourselves of their bestial nature underneath the veneer of blush and bosom. Women as a whole are more coldly calculating than men, and the worst of them can challenge the top 1% of sociopathic alpha males for deceitfulness and cavalier betrayal. It is the prerogative of women that practical concerns, and how to achieve them, dominate their thinking and catalyze their emotions. They are the ones stuck with nine month pregnancies. Morality was codified by men; amorality perfected by women. And no one is more versed in justifying and rationalizing their own shitty behavior than a woman.

Beware the woman who tirelessly and single-mindedly works behind the scenes to further your ambitions. Keep a wary eye on her, for her love is tainted with the promised spoils of something larger than your heart. You will never shake the feeling with such a conniving bitch that you are a useful vessel delivering her the status and power she craves, and which is all that is left capable of shooting a tingle into her mangled icy pussy. Because once your status is gone, so is she. Only one thing will work to tame a bitch like this: Game. Otherwise, you are stuck spinning like a hamster on the wheel of her choosing.

Rod Blagojevich’s worst crime? That he was in thrall to a dried up middle-aged desiccated cunt like Patti.

Come on, conventional alpha male. You can do better. You’re an embarrassment.





Comments


  1. Your misogyny is getting more and more conventional.

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  2. Note the governor’s hair is parted on his right, probably due to a counterclockwise whorl. So there may be other secrets as well.

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  3. on December 11, 2008 at 12:57 pm Turkeybaster115

    As a guy from illinois, I can tell you that blagojevich is not Alpha. Our Mayor Daley is though

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  4. I’ll bet she has a dungeon in the basement and makes Hot Rod submit to severe correction for his mistakes.

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  5. on December 11, 2008 at 1:24 pm Cannon's Canon

    Sheeeeit, the Playa Maya don’t need no fancy job to pull a ho. I gets my pussy anyway, cuz that’s HOW PLAYAS DO. My bitches ain’t snitches! Michelle O is on loan from my stable – Barack gon pay Kwame what he owe!

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  6. Those two are so fucked. It’ll be fun to see him try to drag Obama down with him.

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  7. Agreed that G-Rod is not Alpha. Poser douchebag is more like it. Such a tool.

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  8. Hey, Jessica Cutler, the author of The Washingtonienne, is married. She was the woman having affairs and blogging about it in Washington DC when she was just a 26 year old senate aid. Enjoy.
    http://www.thedailybeast.com/blogs-and-stories/2008-12-10/the-dc-sex-blogger-on-how-she-went-from-slut-to-housewife/

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  9. stop calling people alpha when theyre not

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  10. “Only one thing will work to tame a bitch like this: Game.”

    It is True. Game conquers all.

    – MPM

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  11. on December 11, 2008 at 2:05 pm Turkeybaster115

    in his defence, its good to have a down ass *Blank* like patti!! Shes a hawk, and she looks out for you and has your back even when the game brakes down! She’s the type of chick that will go down with her man. This type of monogamy, and loyalty is rare these days! Rod can sleep easy in jail knowing his wife is a viscious and will take good care of their kids.

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  12. “…we occasionally need to remind ourselves of their bestial nature underneath the veneer of blush and bosom.” Ha! Very poetic. This is why I keep coming back.

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  13. on December 11, 2008 at 2:37 pm Brooklyn Redneck

    I agree with turkeybaster. When you are building an empire this is the type of woman you want. 100% loyal, nasty and viscous to your enemies. some subservient dumb blonde is not going to help you achieve power.

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  14. JL, Good grief! Thank you for that shining example of everything that is wrong with so many women in this country and the weak spineless bitch ass men that reward whores with marriage.

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  15. “stop calling people alpha when theyre not”

    Blagojevich’s position of power makes him honorary alpha.

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  16. on December 11, 2008 at 3:28 pm Dr. Grzlickson

    Why is “Democrat” in bold? He’s not fucking little kids, which seems to be the rage in your party.

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  17. Illinois politics in general and Chicago politics in particular have been corrupt and rotten for over a hundred years – long before feminism warped so many women into the harpies they are now. Granted, Lady Blagojevich curses like a sailor, and probably spits like one to boot. But it’s a stretch to say that she’s the root cause of her husband’s failings. Her husband is a crook. Period. Like the wives of mafia dons and their loyal soldiers, this broad damn well knew what she was getting into when she put that ring on her finger. They’re two rotten peas in a pod in a state with lots of rotten peas in government.

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  18. on December 11, 2008 at 4:10 pm stab that gash

    no one describes women better than you Roissy. Like you said in an earlier post, before you think that women are sugar and spice and everything nice, remember that they like to be choked.

    fucking genius

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  19. Why is “Democrat” in bold?

    on this blog, we do not play Name That Party.

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  20. on December 11, 2008 at 4:25 pm stab that gash

    But I’m Canadian and I bet that theres a lot less choking here than in the states.

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  21. She is a longtime Chicago Alderman’s daughter – and he was zilch before hitching to her. It may be that he has been nothing more than Jethro Bodine to her Jane Hathaway all along.

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  22. on December 11, 2008 at 5:50 pm Days of Broken Arrows

    Why does it not surprise me this woman was a real estate agent — of all things? Here is a link to corruption regarding her a few months back:

    http://newsblogs.chicagotribune.com/clout_st/2008/10/patti-blagojevi.html

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  23. DOBA:

    Why does it not surprise me this woman was a real estate agent

    Do you think she might have been this lovely bundle of joy?

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  24. on December 11, 2008 at 6:39 pm Days of Broken Arrows

    That Toxic Wives article reads like Roissy served as editorial consultant:

    ”These particular women know how to fake love,” adds Ambrose. ”They’re actually very good at it.”

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  25. ” Our Mayor Daley is though”

    More like Emperor

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  26. Women as a whole are more coldly calculating than men, and the worst of them can challenge the top 1% of sociopathic alpha males for deceitfulness and cavalier betrayal

    As a group, women lack the brute strength that men have in abundance. Therefore we use manipulation ( at times) to make things go our way.

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  27. Roiss wrote:

    “As men are more romantic than women, we occasionally need to remind ourselves of their bestial nature underneath the veneer of blush and bosom. Women as a whole are more coldly calculating than men, and the worst of them can challenge the top 1% of sociopathic alpha males for deceitfulness and cavalier betrayal. It is the prerogative of women that practical concerns, and how to achieve them, dominate their thinking and catalyze their emotions. They are the ones stuck with nine month pregnancies. Morality was codified by men; amorality perfected by women. And no one is more versed in justifying and rationalizing their own shitty behavior than a woman.”

    That paragraph should have been in the Biblical Book of Proverbs. Its so fucking true! I know some of us give Roiss shit from time to time, but about every fourth or so blog post, he gives you a piece of gold like this. Every man should read that paragraph and repeat it aloud…….THRICE.

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  28. stab that gash
    no one describes women better than you Roissy

    Yes, Roissy does have a magical way with words. Instead of hating on women, he should try his hand at writing science fiction or erotica. Just don’t let the evil buzzard taint you thinking when it comes to women my friend.

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  29. Turkeybaster115
    A good number of true alphas marry down chics. A number of NBA/NFL,CEO types marry women who are not 10s.

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  30. chiclet:
    Instead of hating on women,

    silly chic. you’re confusing hate for descriptive efflorescence.

    A good number of true alphas marry down chics.

    enough chatter. i want a number.

    ps: funny how you never seem to notice all the “hate” when my designated targets are beta males.
    ya transparent dummy.

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  31. ROISSY SAID:
    There is a plague sweeping America. It is the plague of bitchy unfeminine women. And it is getting worse.

    Hahahah. You must have read your Communist Manifesto very well….”There is a specter hunting europe…the specter of communism….”

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  32. I have it on very good authority that Patti Blagojevich has a GNP.

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  33. Roissy, there is a site for NBA wives.

    ya transparent lovely
    I’ve pulled your card on your hate for betta males darling!

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  34. So Roissy, where does one find decent women? How does a hard core atheist or agnostic such as yourself view religious women? Women who believe in something other than social status? I think you might find more traditional minded women among Christian, especially Catholic cultures, although they too have been tainted by original sin. Still, they seem to be more submissive and feminine.

    You are right though about the plague of foul mouthed, bitchy women sweeping the country. If only they knew how unattractive they really are…

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  35. “I have it on very good authority that Patti Blagojevich has a GNP”

    Nah, I imagine that any woman who manhandles her husband like that would be just as hard on her bush.

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  36. Women as a whole are more coldly calculating than men, and the worst of them can challenge the top 1% of sociopathic alpha males for deceitfulness and cavalier betrayal.

    After reading this, I’m completely stumped as to why roissy has so much trouble with women.

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  37. chicnoir

    Don’t waste your time trying to get roissy to see the light. He’s found the dark switch.

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  38. “He’s found the dark switch.”

    If I were a man reading this blog I’d marry tomorrow. Roissy shows that risking all the male disadvantages of modern marriage at least gives you half a chance at escaping the misery and hatred he offers us every day.

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  39. I’ve pulled your card on your hate for betta males darling!

    only after i call you out on it.
    ha haaa!

    Roissy shows that risking all the male disadvantages of modern marriage

    lessee… divorce theft vs. my devilish words of discouragement.
    yeah, that’s a reasonable trade-off… for me to poop on!

    at least gives you half a chance at escaping the misery and hatred he offers us every day.

    you misspelled truth.
    oh, and there is no escape.
    hth.

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  40. chicnoir tells me:

    Just don’t let the evil buzzard taint you thinking when it comes to women my friend.

    women have done a good job tainting my thinking themselves. i let them know it by cumming in their mouths

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  41. hello

    Roissy shows that risking all the male disadvantages of modern marriage at least gives you half a chance at escaping the misery and hatred he offers us every day.

    Seriously, hello, he’s not to be taken seriously. He only dreams of being the ultimate evil when really he is quite ordinary. If you read him for amusement it will never ruin your day.

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  42. D

    So Roissy, where does one find decent women?

    May I? One does not FIND decent women. One becomes a decent man and they will find YOU.

    Yoda has spoken.

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  43. roissy

    yeah, that’s a reasonable trade-off… for me to poop on!

    You know all about poop, huh?

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  44. “evil buzzard taint”

    Giggling like a 5 year old.

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  45. sara I,
    Oh, I know that a lot of what he says is hyperbole and satire, but I think the misery and hatred of both women and self is quite real.

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  46. Oh, I know that a lot of what he says is hyperbole and satire,

    so certain are you?

    but I think the misery and hatred of both women and self is quite real.

    i love women. i love myself. back to the psychobabble armchair with you!

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  47. We need to find out your story, Roissy. What happened, who was it, what girl in your past inflicted such pain on you that you will never forget. I can imagine the young Roissy: passionately romantic, in love with some extraordinary beautiful young woman, his first real and true love, enraptured by the constant, almost unimaginable sex, proud to show off such a hot beauty to his friends, confident in the love she has expressed for him, dreaming of the future, of how he has found his one true love, how he will protect her, cherish her, love her forever, and then one day he walks in on her fucking his best friend. He could not even have imagined such pain could exist. Years and many conquests later, this blog is born.

    You are passionately romantic man at heart Roissy. Tell us about that one girl who forever shattered your heart long ago.

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  48. “Oh, I know that a lot of what he says is hyperbole and satire, but I think the misery and hatred of both women and self is quite real.”

    Yeah, and anytime you’re upset about something, it’s just your period, honey.

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  49. “i love myself”

    You love “Roissy”, your game creation. You don’t love the person you are underneath. However, given the way you’re attacking Nicole for no reason maybe you’re right not to do so.

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  50. racer aksed:
    We need to find out your story, Roissy.

    it all began in a small fishing village tucked into a bay north of kamchatka…

    What happened, who was it, what girl in your past inflicted such pain on you that you will never forget.

    false premise.

    I can imagine the young Roissy: passionately romantic, in love with some extraordinary beautiful young woman, his first real and true love, enraptured by the constant, almost unimaginable sex, proud to show off such a hot beauty to his friends, confident in the love she has expressed for him, dreaming of the future, of how he has found his one true love, how he will protect her, cherish her, love her forever, and then one day he walks in on her fucking his best friend.

    i applaud your vibrant imagination. but luckily that never happened to me. not to say there haven’t been downtimes. but, hey, if you meet and fall in love with a lot of women you’re bound to hit some snags every once in a while.

    He could not even have imagined such pain could exist. Years and many conquests later, this blog is born.

    or maybe i just like writing stuff that pisses people off.

    You are passionately romantic man at heart Roissy.

    i plead guilty. enthusiastically.

    Tell us about that one girl who forever shattered your heart long ago.

    da bitch done stopped making my sammiches the way i like dem.

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  51. What happened, who was it, what girl in your past inflicted such pain on you that you will never forget.

    As we used to say in the mid-90s, I’d love to meet the chick that did this to Trent Reznor.

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  52. hello tried to find the thermal exhaust port:
    You love “Roissy”, your game creation.

    i love the reaction it gets out of numbskulls like you.

    You don’t love the person you are underneath.

    [ diamond dave ]
    funny, i don’t FEEL unloved.
    [ / diamond dave ]

    However, given the way you’re attacking Nicole for no reason maybe you’re right not to do so.

    ah, so now it’s your turn to be the lying fuck. as you wish. i gave wackjob a taste of my very special lessons because she said stupid shit, believes stupid shit, and lied like a stupid shit when i called her out on it. there’s your reason.

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  53. “…for me to poop on!”

    That sounds like something that came from the same place as the Strongbad mask one uses for anonymous Nintendo sodomy.

    Even if it’s not — more people should know about the glory that is Strongbad and his Teen Girl Squad.

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  54. Affe
    “evil buzzard taint”

    Giggling like a 5 year old.

    I’m turning into my grandmother:)

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  55. >>It is the prerogative of women that practical concerns, and how to achieve them, dominate their thinking and catalyze their emotions. They are the ones stuck with nine month pregnancies. Morality was codified by men; amorality perfected by women.

    Amen to that.

    True story: I live in a luxury condo in a major city. One of the bathroom pipes in the unit above me leaked while the renter was out, causing water damage to my ceiling. Luckily I was home when it happened, minimizing the damage (to my ceiling and their unit!). Estimated repair: $1,300, which should be no big deal to any owner in the building.

    The unit is owned by a middle-aged couple with one-year old twins. At first, I dealt with the husband, who was completely apologetic and agreed to pay for the damage. The husband and wife stopped by my place (with the twins) to survey the damage — “no problem, we’ll take care of it.”

    Left a message for the husband, asking about reimbursement. Nothing. Called again. Nothing. Then the wife calls me. “You know, we’re not *legally* obligated to pay you. We spoke too soon. How do I know that $1,300 is going to be the end of it?” Blah, blah, blah.

    We argue back and forth. Then she gets to the heart of it: “You’re just a young single guy. We’ve got two mortgages and two kids to take care of. We’re not paying for this.”

    What did you say, Roissy? Practical concerns? Amorality?

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  56. @tommy shanks

    BINGO

    Too many daughters have been raised in a “you-go-girl”, we-must-protect-our-daughter-from-an-Ophelia-complex manner. When they end up dominating their household and determining its morality they create a family with little or no accountability to others, except where it benefits social status.

    As far as the more timeless differences between genders…

    Traditionally the Chinese have what’s called mian, or “face”. Which is a basic equivalent to our definition of honor or respect.

    Saving “face” is an issue for Chinese men much more so than for women. Women are expected to be chaste and maintain an orderly household and that’s about it. Being honorable and dignified in dealings with others is incumbent on the husband rather than his wife.

    Mian is slightly different from Westernized views of honor, in that it is more subjective than objective. It’s more an issue of personal interaction (e.g. not exposing a friend’s ignorance) rather than internal obligation (like owning up to breaking a neighbor’s window with a baseball even though no one saw you). My classic example of objective honor is Gary Cooper in High Noon, where he ends up upsetting his wife and nearly all the townspeople in his determination to confront a returning criminal gang.

    Even in those with a healthy upbringing I notice social obligation tends to fork, with men leaning toward abstract principles and women more in tune with fostering social connections.

    Incidentally, on rare occasions I come across women who give off an “samurai” vibe that I find both masculine and strikingly attractive. The last two (straight) women like that had been raised solely by their dads.

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  57. A)Patti’s sister is a dyke. She got a big write up in the paper when she attended some goofy gay rights thing,with her dad offering the expected and inevitable,”I am so proud of her”quote. An article appeared a couple of days ago in the Chi Suntimes with the dad and the dyke,blubbering about how “this is not the Patti WE know…” Its all Rods fault,the implied point. Poor dad with a couple of bitches like this!! B) For me to poop on…Conans Triumph dog,I assume all got that.

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  58. […] 3. Behind every great man there’s a great woman […]

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  59. It is delightfully amusing to see how little girls like sara, hello, and chicnoir are forever mystified by our kind. They condemn it as bad behaviour continuously, yearning for a kernel of enlightenment which will just answer their burning question: “Why do I HATE him but get SO WET when he’s around?!!”

    Let me break it down for you younglings:

    All men are born with varying talents with the Force. All men are trained to believe the teachings of the Code: unity, compassion, and sacrifice. All follow this path of the Light side.

    Yet, there are a few who follow this path to its logical conclusion, and are left with none of the promised fruits. These fallen Jedi are my brethren, the Dark Lords of the Sith. Our power is unbounded by the Code, and we are the true rulers of this universe. By the force of our will, your ginas tingle with a ferocity you will never experience elsewhere.

    Bow to my will, for the more you struggle against my power, the more my slave you become 😉

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