Birthday Cat, Meet Sign Language Gif

Replying to a girl’s coital-prepping sass with a wordless sign language gif is the zenith of zfg jerklordery.

Has Birthday Cat met his cooze-splooging match?

meow?

GIRL: and i was like ‘this guy is buying me drinks but what does he expect from me?’ and then he says blah blah blah….hey, you still there? i can’t meet tomorrow i have a cat neutering appointment but maybe we can try next week

YOU: 

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GIRL: Did you do any of the acid?

GIRL: I did some coke last weekend and i couldn’t sleep

GIRL: I’ve lost like 15 pounds since you harrassively told me to lose weight

YOU: 

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GIRL: How’s life?

YOU: Good

GIRL: Hmmmm ok

GIRL: I don’t mean to bother you

GIRL: Just saying hi

YOU: Okay

GIRL: We don’t need to play games. I get it 🙂 you’re good. You’re just not interested. And I need to quit being a dumb female and leave you alone

YOU: 

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YOU: I’ll see you at 7 tonight

GIRL: Oh hey I can’t. last minute stuff. We’ll talk soon!

YOU: 

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GIRL: I really like you as a friend

YOU: 





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  1. Based deaf.

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  2. on February 8, 2019 at 12:03 pm | Reply William of Orange County

    Wow you had me at deaf-sign abortion. That’s the nuke.

    GIRL: and i was like ‘this guy is buying me drinks but what does he expect from me?’ and then he says blah blah blah….hey, you still there? i can’t meet tomorrow i have a cat neutering appointment but maybe we can try next week

    ME: ‘abortion’

    GIRL: I’ve lost like 15 pounds since you harrassively told me to lose weight

    ME: ‘abortion’

    GIRL: We don’t need to play games. I get it you’re good. You’re just not interested. And I need to quit being a dumb female and leave you alone

    ME: ‘abortion’

    GIRL: I really like you as a friend

    ME: ‘abortion’

    GIRL: You keep sending me this .gif? Is that supposed to have something to do with abortion?

    ME: No. It means ‘into the trash you go’. But regarding abortion, your mom should’a

    This’ll be fun. Thanks CH!

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  3. The first sign is heart breaking. What is wrong with us that we allow this to hapen? God have mercy.

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    • “The more I love humanity in general the less I love man in particular.”

      Fyodor dostoevsky.

      [CH: the inverse of that is equally true.]

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    • exactly. go back and look at the burger court justices who decided roe vs wade. nearly all white Christian males (minus the mulatto). 7-2 decision. 1973. America was roughly 88% white. and this happened but just in America but globally, at roughly the same time.

      so yeah, good question. what happened? clearly having a 90% white ethnostate is not enough to solve all the problems. if you have pussy-pedestaling beta cucks in charge, regardless of demographics, you’re eventually gonna fucked.

      which is why keep saying there is no going back to the way things were before. it’s woke or broke.

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      • Separation of Powers became Collusion of Powers against the American people. The restoration must dump the Constitution as it exists and be replaced with nothing or limited to national defense powers. Centralized power leads to slavery.

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      • on February 8, 2019 at 12:54 pm Captain Obvious

        Northam in Virginia is remarkably honest about all of this.

        Dude was a PEDIATRIC neurologist [which requires at least a pediatrics residency and a specialized neurology residency] – so that, at least on paper, he devoted his entire career to trying to help the l’il chillunzzzezzezes – and yet he is openly honest about his desire to b!rth the ch!ldren and then MURD3R them.

        And he ain’t about to resign willingly because of a completely valid history of overt [email protected] – this is simply who he is – a psych0pathic Darwinian [email protected] who fully intends to MURD3R as many n!gga [email protected] as possible.

        Personally, I’m way too much of a Nice Guy – I’d just send all the n!ggaz back to Africa – that’s the home the Creator gave them.

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      • on February 8, 2019 at 12:56 pm Captain Obvious

        PS: There are a staggering number of overt psych0paths in medicine & surgery.

        And it’s getting worse & worse & worse every year.

        If you can find an Old School pro-l!fe White doctor who actually gives a [email protected], then walk over broken glass to get your family into his practice.

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      • Go back to 1920. Almost 100% of votes were white men. Casting them for women to vote…

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      • — so yeah, good question. what happened? clearly having a 90% white ethnostate is not enough to solve all the problems.

        These very radical changes happened so fast, that organized blackmail c0nsp1racy can’t be ruled out.

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      • What happened?

        1. Democracy.
        2. Television.

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      • It didn’t happen in a day. Some States had already made abortion legal.
        Females throughout history were always trying to use some form of birth control or something to cause an abortion. However, it was only in more recent history that technology invented more effective methods eg. pill. The old methods like barrier used by Egyptians may have also been somewhat effective for birth control.
        So I don’t think that using birth control or abortion is what destroys civilisation.
        Roe v Wade is also like 50 years ago and they didn’t know what we know in medicine today about foetal development.Most people probably just believed that abortion was just destroying a few useless cells.
        And I’m pretty sure that in Roe(I’ll have to read the decision again) they had some limits on abortion. All of that has been greatly expanded up to even partial birth abortion(still illegal but who knows)

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      • Go back to 1920. Almost 100% of votes were white men. Casting them for women to vote…

        I’m sure the fact that Prohibition started in 1920 is a mere cohencidence.

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      • over racism??!

        DF

        THIS is why we lose…you motherfuckers are chafing at the bit to scream this epithet at OTHER WHITE PEOPLE

        you are NO DIFFERENT FROM THEM, bunch of virtue signalling pieces of shit

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      • What happened was that 8 years before Roe v. Wade there was Griswold v. Connecticut, which did for contraception what the former did for abortion. Now that women had an “expectation” of not conceiving, if their contraception failed they had the right to “retroactively contracept.”

        You see, contraception was sold to the people as something that would allow more married couples to have a more intimate marriage because they could have more marital sex without fear of raising more babies. What it did was cause an epidemic of more extra-marital sex, that more people thought they would not get more caught because more contraception, but it turned out more bastards were popping up left an right due to more failed contraception. So they decided that more sex was more important than more babies, so they needed more abortion.

        More, more, more… how do you like it, how do you like it?

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      • “It didn’t happen in a day. Some States had already made abortion legal.
        Females throughout history were always trying to use some form of birth control or something to cause an abortion. However, it was only in more recent history that technology invented more effective methods eg. pill. The old methods like barrier used by Egyptians may have also been somewhat effective for birth control.
        So I don’t think that using birth control or abortion is what destroys civilisation.”

        I think so it the normalisation of abortion that destroys civilisation. People always murdered but if we made it LEGAL and removed from it the stigma and moral out rage people feel about murder,, that could destroy civilisation.
        We are naturaly suposed to feel in horror about some things, one of this things for sure is killing a baby born or unborn.

        Women was tryeing to self induce abortions but it was not some thing to be proud about, actualy it was not legal yes? Even now is it not legal to do it alone? Very much of the stigma has become removed from how horrific is abortion.

        I do not beleive people thought it was only cluster of cells. They did not have very much scientific knowledge like now but there was also more beleivers who knew because the Church teached us that a baby has a soul after the conception. Always that was the oficial teaching of the Church. My grand mother told me that even 50 years before if a woman was pregnant and not married other people would cross to the other side of the road to not walk next to her. People was more likely to be Church going and beleivers who had more moral out rage than what is in society now. I think so it would be the same out rage if some one did a abortion that time.

        In very many ways some things now are better. My grandmother said to me her mother was very frightened of her husband because she stayed all the time pregnant. She was pregnant 17 times and 13 life births. 11 survived to adult hood. And they was poor,, they could not feed the children good. Like how many people was in that years. Even my fathers generation it was very diferent,, bread and legumes and what animal fat was left over. In this sense we are very blessed because only imagine the pain of not haveing enough money to feed your children good and then they get sick and some die.

        So the reality is birth control can be good,, for example, natural family planning can be very affective if the woman tracks good her cycle. More women was breast feeding also so they was not fertile straight 6 weeks after delivery. (Like many women are now if they do not breast feed.) Breast feeding women usualy do not see theyre period return untill maybe 6 months after delivery,, so that is also a very big help in controlling family size. I put one comment before some weeks about 1 woman I know who does not breast feed and she is pregnant again within 2 months after giveing birth. 4 babys in under 4 years. And it is peoples taxes paying for that. Other familys can not AFFORD to make so many babys.

        Sorry I come little bit off topic. I beleive abortion should not to be legal. It is murder and for it be legalised sends the message that it is fine and that is a toxic message to send to society. It removes respect, love and understanding of the sanctity of human life, sex and marriage.

        Now we are too much passed the point of it being possible to reverse this idea that abortion is ok imo. Because the idea allready came to fruition and poisond society. It will take generations to reverse that poison in society imo. What before was common sense that abortion is murder now is a “old fashioned” idea some people have,, accordeing to very many people.

        I think so people really need to understand what abortion entales. They must to know from 6 weeks theyre baby has a heart beat! We normalised it and now people think it is nothing. The reality is abortion is barbaric and and tears the fetus limb from limb. People say it is graphic to say that it is that but that IS what is hapening and I beleive so in what ever sex education people must to learn that is exactley what abortion entales.

        Sorry I come off topic I understand always women was tryeing to do abortions.

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      • “Personally, I’m way too much of a Nice Guy – I’d just send all the n!ggaz back to Africa – that’s the home the Creator gave them.”

        CO, your remark way up the stack. Dig in a little, you can find extensive letters and memos about that very subject between Lincoln and several members of Congress, Grant and Lee, most prior to the war but also after the war as a solution to the inability to ever mesh with Whites. Solutions discussed were to set them up in villages similar to Jamestown in Africa, or coordinate their influx back to Africa with British companies (slavery again, Lincoln objected). For all I know, as a policy, they could have rowed them into the Ivory coast and dumped them off, armed and with provisions, and they would become our charges over there, not here. He knew.

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      • I understand the fear of pregnancy if you are not married. This is my personal story.

        My (now husband) and me was engaged for 1 and half year. He is older from me and I could understand he was not running fast to marry me. Maybe 6 months before we come pregnant we was starting to break up/come together again very often. Part was my jealousy because he was very used to his single life and it was red flags for me. Part was my fear that other women will give to him what I will not. But the times we was broke up I would cry like baby,, I would push myself to be strong for some days and then I would break and answer the phone. It was young naive love for me. So I had sex with him thinking it will make him to push the wedding more early. It did not work. So again we fight and break up. And it was 2 more times like that. Then in international womans day,, I was out for a dinner with a big group of women. They all was drinking vodka and wine and even the smell was makjng me to want to throw up. I was very stressed from the heart break with him that I did not realise my period was late. When it did come even after a other two weeks I just said to myself I have not eaten enough and it is for that. Dureing that time my husband (then fiance!) and me was talking but not in a good way,, I was angry with him and did not want to see him. I did a pregnancy test, one very faint positive and the next day it was negative. After when I was 7 weeks pregnant I went to OBGYN to see why I do not have my period. He checked my kilos and said you need to put some kilos. So I was relaxed thinking ok, it is only weight loss that I do not have period!! He said now you are here let us to do a exam to check up. A fast intravaginal us showed I was pregnant. He asked if I want to listen the heart beat but in this point I wanted to colapse about the news. The last thing I wanted to listen was to heart beat. I remember feeling how I am I going to say to my father. It will break his heart. I remember thinking how am I going to say to my on/off fiance,, already he had cold feet now what if it makes him run far from me and the baby. I was thinking even what am I going to say in Church?? I am going to be one of this women I never thought I will be. In that 15 minutes I was thinking this pregnancy is disaster ane my life is destroyed. OBGYN was out the room this time because I was cryeing very much. He said to me come to the desk and we will talk. He said you know if you are not ready we can fix the paper work/doctor report medical reasons for abortion. (Abortion is not legal here if there is no health risk to mother/child). I said straight no, I can not,, it is against to my beleifs. So he said ok we will take a look.

        So he did the ultrasound again,, and I promise you (i have tears even thinking of the moment),, it was beautiful. I heard his heartbeat and I could not beleive it. Here I was, this woman pregnant in sin, with a beautifull creation in my stomach that even I can hear his heart!! I did not deserve it something so wonderfull. That is how much it changes when you realise that thing in your abdomen actualy has a heartbeat. With in minutes.

        I walked from the clinic in some daze. I did not tell my fiance untill maybe 1 month later. I kept it inside my heart and did not even say to my father. I think so he was a bit traumatised at first. Then he was very very excited,, after we had the 3d scan and he had my husband’s nose he could not wait to show him to every one. I believe nothing makes a man in to a GREAT man like being a father. It is amazing.

        My point. It is very frightning. If I was in that clinic that day as one woman not married, not heared yet the heart beat, being offered a abortion,, if I was not a Christian I fear that I would accepted it.
        And one more babys life would be lost. And I would not have my son,, the greatest joy to my life.

        Abortions must to never be offered.

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      • Harry Blackmun wrote the Court’s opinion. And he looks like a J.w.

        And don’t confuse Jesuit with Christian, as in Bill Kristol is a white man.

        https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Harry_Blackmun

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  4. on February 8, 2019 at 12:21 pm | Reply Sorcerygod at sorsgod.wordpress.com

    Those gifs are hilarious. I’d like to see a combo of diarrhea and obese for the win, Alex!!

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  5. LOTS of news blurb articles pushing the skiing exploits of mudshark extrordinair, Lindsey Vonn, at skiing competitions in Sweden. She is really helping them push the agenda on society (especially impressionable young girls interested in athletics), giving them an opportunity to talk about, and show images from, her personal life. After divorcing from retired skier Thomas Vonn (White), Vonn dated Tiger Woods (mixed-meat) and then NFL coach Kenan Smith (black). Hold on! She is now dating one of the few black (and I mean coal black) players in the NHL, P.K. Subban (5 years her junior, and 1,000,000 years her racial inferior). Utterly disgusting. I just hope that this 34-year-old slut never produces any living offspring.

    “Ogga, booga, pass me dat puck, mudda fucka!”

    [CH: she’s a gross skank, thankfully she doesn’t have any kids and hopefully never will.]

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  6. LOTS of news blurb articles pushing the skiing exploits of mudshark extraordinaire, Lindsey Vonn, at skiing competitions in Sweden. She is really helping them push the agenda on society (especially impressionable young girls interested in athletics). After divorcing from retired skier Thomas Vonn (White), Vonn dated Tiger Woods (mixed-meat) and then NFL coach Kenan Smith (black). Hold on! She is now dating one of the few black (and I mean coal black) players in the NHL, P.K. Subban (5 years her junior, and 1,000,000 years her racial inferior). Utterly disgusting. I just hope that this 34-year-old slut never produces any living offspring.

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  7. on February 8, 2019 at 12:24 pm | Reply Sorcerygod at sorsgod.wordpress.com

    Or an intricate storyline: gently falling asleep hands, a prowler climbing a ladder into a bedroom motions, you waking up and shrieking, and pointing at the girl, then yourself, then the girl: SHE is the prowler, disturbing his sleep and being threatening.

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  8. on February 8, 2019 at 12:39 pm | Reply REE Michael Jones

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  9. I never realized how sign language is a raw tap right into the cultural id. Knowing this now, I really want to see what are the signs for black person and jew.

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    • The ASL for “Jew” is literally pulling at your ginormous schnozzle.

      You can’t make this shit up. Sides literally in orbit.

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  10. on February 8, 2019 at 12:51 pm | Reply REE Michael Jones

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    • that’s almost like the happy merchant rubbing his grubby hands together.

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    • with the closing of the thumb and forefingers together it was similar to sign language for “dinero/mo money”. at least that’s what I thought of first, but now that you mention the nose, yeah I see it.

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    • This system was made before pc but (((they))) will get around to it.

      The sign for Jew is stroking your beard.
      Imagine a bunch of yahoodies sitting around reading the Talmud and thinking and stroking their beards about how they can screw the goyim even more.

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  11. The sign for woman is so intuitive I’ve been using it for years and never knew.

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  12. I’m disappointed. Couldn’t find a sign language gif for “pull your head out of your ass” You would think that would be one of the number one used gifs.

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  13. I think birthday cat would be a good complimentary gif to the sign language ones, some bitches are really fucking dense and they would all go over her head no matter what you sent.

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  14. on February 8, 2019 at 3:48 pm | Reply SlushFundPuppie

    Sign for muh dick.

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  15. on February 8, 2019 at 5:17 pm | Reply Gunslingergregi

    So sign language is real talk dammmm

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  16. What kind of manly man learns sign language? Just speak louder.

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  17. Two Gentlemen of Verona is considered to be Shakespeare’s first play and amongst his weakest. Nevertheless, as with all of the bard’s works, there are interesting observations worth highlighting.

    Thirst is not attractive now, and wasn’t then:

    – …..love, where scorn is bought with groans;

    No means yes:

    – Since maids, in modesty, say ‘no’ to that
    Which they would have the profferer construe ‘ay.’

    The importance of game:

    – That man that hath a tongue, I say, is no man,
    If with his tongue he cannot win a woman.

    Female virtues and vices:

    – SPEED: ‘Here follow her vices.’

    ….

    SPEED: ‘Item: She is slow in words.’

    LAUNCE: villain, that set this down among her vices! To
    be slow in words is a woman’s only virtue: I pray
    thee, out with’t, and place it for her chief virtue.

    On the importance of sun protection:

    She hath been fairer, madam, than she is:
    When she did think my master loved her well,
    She, in my judgment, was as fair as you:
    But since she did neglect her looking-glass
    And threw her sun-expelling mask away,
    The air hath starved the roses in her cheeks
    And pinch’d the lily-tincture of her face,
    That now she is become as black as I.

    A quick and easy read, Two Gentlemen of Verona is comprehensively surpassed by its immediate successor, The Taming of The Shrew. Nevertheless, worth a look as one studies the evolution of a PUA to a social commentator.

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