May-December Game

For May-December alpha cads, the best gambit to pick up much younger women is this disqualification line: when she starts to think you may be flirting with her, gently chide, “Don’t get the wrong idea, you’re too young for me.”

9 out of 10 naifs will react by proving they’re not too young for you.





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  1. At some point, if the context comes up (e.g., if she mentions she’s too young to go to a bar), saying “oh, you’re just a baby!” appears to have a similar effect.

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  2. LOL I always tell them they are too old for me

    [CH: that can work too. it’s the same idea: you’re disqualifying the girl, and so this provokes her to prove you wrong.]

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  3. […] May-December Game […]

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  4. another good one is, “you’re only 23? oh… no wonder you look like a little kid.”

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  5. “Immature” rather than “young”.

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  6. One similar line I’ve used to good effect is “tell me why you’re not too young for me.”

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  7. It works. Tore through two 22 year-olds in Colombia (Im 47) two weeks ago. Matched on Tinder… used the “you’re too young for me”, and they were practically begging to meet.

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  8. These are all good and all but like Roy Moore, it’s the question of how do you get yourself in the same conversation with considerably younger gals.

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    • on December 7, 2017 at 6:00 pm Oliver Elkington

      Work as a chef in a big restaurant(you are surrounded by young waitresses all day)

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    • If you’re tall and good looking you can meet girls in clubs until you croak. But most aren’t, so…

      Here’s an artifice: Go to a college campus, suited down. Cover story (if she asks): you are there conducting interviews (you represent a company or law school or whatever).

      Find a girl half-heartedly studying alone in the library or campus green and just game normally.

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  9. I walk up to them and say “hey darling “

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  10. Ingratitude is always a kind of weakness. I have never known men of ability to be ungrateful.
    JOHANN WOLFGANG VON GOETHE

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  11. I prefer the Reagan vs. Mondale line: “I promise not to make an issue of your youth and inexperience”

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  12. In my experience anything that draws attention to your numerical age as in young/old should be avoided especially with girls who now have tons of orbiters.

    A better ploy to get their hamsters spinning is to reframe it this way: “You want a boy…or a man?”

    That avoids the age question and frames it more along the lines of experience.

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    • on December 8, 2017 at 7:26 am Southern WASP

      This is wrong.

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      • Why?

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      • No. It clearly frames the discussion around feelings instead of facts. Women see a “Man” as “manly”, experienced and: leader of men, protector of women and children.

        “Boy” is someone to be “protected” as a child would be.

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    • Very beta. No different than saying you have a better car or more money.

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      • No. car or more money are both tangibles and have no emotional appear beyond “provider”.

        Boy= child
        Man= everything associated with experience, strength, leadership

        But of course it’s only a line. If you’re an older beta in daddy jeans and a cardigan it won’t get you further with younger girls.

        It’s never what you say but how you say it. The approach is solid if you’ve got game. It’s never failed me.

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    • You are incorrect. Your statement reeks of bluster and insecurity. It doesn’t provoke her to qualify herself – it’s trying to qualify yourself to her. You might as well say something else stupid like “I make a lot more money than males your age.”

      Her response will be something like “oh trust me – they’ve already shown they’re men” or “really? So you can lift as much as them/play [sport] as well as them/outfight them/last 3 hours in bed like them?”

      You’ll be nuked.

      But good luck!

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      • It’s field-tested and works. The context is older successful dude and younger hotter girl.

        If you don’t deliver it with amused mastery and with abundance mentality no line or routine will work.

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    • If you have to say you’re the man in the room, you’re not the man in the room. You can’t give the hamster stark choices. It doesn’t like those. It wants to spin in its wheel. Depending on context you can get away with something like “Bored with the kiddie table?” or “He’ll learn from this lesson.”

      You’ve got to go with what works for you but I don’t see how that does.

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  13. I wait until she asks how old I am, then respond, “Way too old for you. But we can still be friends.”

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  14. I used this once and she tried to flip the script on me. Said she likes older men. So I called her high maintenance, which caused her to qualify again.

    I wasn’t in and didn’t want to be — this was work and she flirted with every guy. Within weeks HR practically opened a satellite office next to our group. A few people got fired and wives called in threatening to sue.

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  15. Timely advice. Need to hear this more often.

    Twice within this week, same young gal. 20s, tall, willowy, past shoulder length red hair, no makeup model face. Never seen her before. Owner of establishment whom I’ve known since late 70s interrupts my business like banter with her. Laughing, “Hey, I’m trying to line up a date with ___”, his employee.
    “Sorry”, he says. Then, owner says to all within earshot, “I’ve known (referring to me) since the late 1970s. Blah blah”. Didn’t phase me. Thinks he threw cold water on it. Nope.

    2 days later entering same establishment. She comes over to the next aisle from where I am, pretending to look for something. “Oh, you made it back”. Nervous attention, stuttering, eye gazes, pulling hair behind ear. Gives me a small bonus to my purchase. 2nd time within a month from a 20 something although different beauty.

    Amazing. Still got it. Didn’t have to do very much but be there.
    Now to find some good reason to go back without spending any more than the small fortune already laid out on the counter for other crap I may not need.
    Ahhh. Spring again. Lu-u-v the beautiful girls.

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  16. What if she takes it at face value your argument that she is too young and doesn’t try to qualify herself as a result?

    [CH: ” glad we cleared the air on that.” call her bluff, she may break. if she doesn’t, then find another younger hotter tighter babe to try it on.]

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  17. It’s a pretty powerful and underutilized qualification to imply a girl might not be mature enough for you. I think most guys default to over-expressing how hot/old she is just to rationalize that they aren’t pedocreeps hitting on an inappropriately young/hot/tight hunny.

    Also implying that she isn’t worth the logistical effort if she’s still supervised/lives at home or a dorm.

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