Acceptable Halloween Couples Costume





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  1. For men, the more half-assed the costume the better.

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  2. Works best if the woman is cherry?

    Thor

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  3. At what age for a single man is dressing up for Halloween a beta act? Last night I saw some older dudes dressed up but without women. It looked sad.

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  4. on October 31, 2010 at 3:45 pm French Connection

    I bought a cheap white t-shirt and black marker pen, and wrote ‘drunk asshole’ on the t-shirt. Never had so much success before.

    On topic, some friends of mine (couple) had costumes where the guy had a big key sticking out of his shirt, and the girl a keyhole. It was pimp.

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  5. I keep my hair short like that guy; plus he’s got a cool jacket. His gf has the same face as him. They probably say a lot of ironical things back and forth to one another. I imagine their relationship is blank slate equalist. Household duties are shared 50/50. No sex life, but witty banter across the breakfast table. Lots of art house indie flics; probably have friends who are documentary film-makers.

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  6. on October 31, 2010 at 4:00 pm Mr. Happy's Conscious

    I just can’t get into couples costumes.

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  7. WakaWaka

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  8. on October 31, 2010 at 5:29 pm Grateful Borderline Beta

    Sorry for OT, but I gotta thank you Roissy for learning me some women. With only a handful of principles culled from your site and of course my preternatural prowess at air guitar I am just killing, brother. Relatively speaking.

    -“Everything she does is cute” is just a killer concept.

    -Not looking at a chick when talking to her works well too.

    -Knowing the concept of a shit test and how to respond to it has made my life a hell of a lot easier.

    Thanks dude, all the best.

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  9. on October 31, 2010 at 5:42 pm Vincent Ignatius

    You can tell by the looks on their faces and the body language that he’s in control of the relationship. The universe is as it should be.

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  10. He may be in control, but I’m not sure if that’s a whole to be proud of. Is this a Halloween costume or just a couple who enjoys games?

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  11. He can go as a brick layer and she can go as a brick.

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  12. Kermit and Miss Piggy, nice.

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  13. “You can tell by the looks on their faces and the body language that he’s in control of the relationship.”

    I thought the exact same thing. He clearly runs shit.

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  14. on October 31, 2010 at 8:30 pm Queen Sara the Great

    “I thought the exact same thing. He clearly runs shit.”

    Yeah, like it was his idea to wear the stupid “costume” in the first place.

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  15. Some uppity queen: “Yeah, like it was his idea to wear the stupid “costume” in the first place.”

    Sometimes the wenches have good ideas. When they do, you occasionally indulge them.

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  16. And I thought that for Halloween Roissy would have a piece about Christine O”Donnell’s escapades in her ladybug costume with the pitiful beta a few years ago….

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  17. I liked it. It appeals to my inner geek and also, tits.

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  18. Alpha of the month submission: Kody Brown

    http://tlc.discovery.com/tv/sister-wives/

    The guy has four wives, sixteen kids with them… and he’s a really cool dude.

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  19. Mohammed has become the most popular name for newborn boys in Britain.

    Read more: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1324194/Mohammed-popular-baby-boys-ahead-Jack-Harry.html#ixzz13znUa5Fc

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  20. hahaa…the pacman is cuming…

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  21. Friend went as a horse, his date went as a cowgirl. I thought that was pretty credited.

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  22. @Thor
    “Works best if the woman is cherry?”

    That cherry popped couple a presidential adminstrations ago. Holloween= Big legged slutty nurses everywhere.

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  23. small world. she is a friend of a friend.

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  24. Acceptable Couples COstumes

    *Ike and TIna
    *Adolf and Eva
    *OJ and NIcole

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  25. The only thing wrong with this picture is that the bitch is ugly. Dude, trade up for a new model.

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  26. [quote]At what age for a single man is dressing up for Halloween a beta act? Last night I saw some older dudes dressed up but without women. It looked sad.[/quote]

    I think it depends completely on both the guy and the costume selection. I saw some older looking gentleman who pulled off the “Heffner” and Older Aristrocrat look like well last night. I also saw an old loney fat ghost buster sitting by his lonesome- quite sad.

    A 70-80 year old could pull off a mad scientist, aristrocrat, of other alpha costume if the carried themselves right.

    The question is though- why can some pull it off and others not?

    I think what defeats most older dudes is the that they’ve been defeated in the congitive realm- they see themselves as losers and consequently their body language and attitude displays the affect of a loser- and their subsequent costume selection is made within this subconscious context- so its no suprise that he picks a costume that makes him look like a loser….so the onlookers of the world see him, quite accurately, as a loser. (a viscivious feedback loop to be sure).

    In reality- age can be mititgated, to a large extent, by attitude. An older gentleman who carries himself like the Dos Equis “most interesting man in the world”, and has the DHV stories to back it up, will, in many venues, control the frame of the entire room.

    Appearing Dominant, sexually attractive, and Alpha in your older years is going to be depermined by your ability to:

    1. Select the correct Venue- one where verbal game dominates over “hot body/dancing game” You need to make your wealth/intelligence and intersting expirences the center of attention while the young bucks stand idly by unable to match you in the cognetive/expirence realm while simultaneously being unable to change the name of the game to their strength the show off the bodies/moves that their particular mating tactic relies upon (Brazllian/Jersey Shore Game)

    2. Be the said Higher value male- having a lifetimes worth of wealth of knowledge, wealth, DHV stories, and abiliy to dominate a social scene will all you to appear (and be) the sexually desirable alpha in that social screen- you’re amazing to everyone who speaks to you.

    3. Select an alpha costume. Betas in general look pathetric. Weak, beaten down, and at the mercy of more powerful forces. When you add the affects of age to this- a beta costume becomes an even more of a kiss of death- percieved weakness of health combines with percieved weakness of status = fail. You will look pathetic if this comes to pass.

    Instead, an older alpha costume needs to take advantage of the common association between age and power (and possibly criminality if you want to take the badboy element up a notch). Dressing up as Julius Casesar, A Mafia Don, a Fromer US president, a Medieval King are all examples of roles older men can pick that take advantage of the higher age=more power dynamic to protray themselves as signifcantly more alpha then younger surrounding males and hence better targets for the fleshy meat pies that need injections of hot cream filling.

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  27. Side note- how do you get quotes to work on wordpress comments?

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  28. @French Connection

    [em]I bought a cheap white t-shirt and black marker pen, and wrote ‘drunk asshole’ on the t-shirt.[/em]

    Nice one. I might have to steal that for next year. Except wear the t-shirt underneath a nice casual suit. Contrast game.

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  29. Does he make a big swallowing sound if he gets the cherry? Doesn’t seem worth it.

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  30. on November 1, 2010 at 3:56 am Gunslingergregi

    ”””’depermined””’

    yay I caught spelling error.

    Although this isn’t the first.

    I let others slide.

    What is going on with the past perfect spelling?

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  31. What’s the point of being the alpha in a relationship if the girl you’re with looks like she got run over by a freight train?

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  32. on November 1, 2010 at 3:59 am Gunslingergregi

    ”””Cauthon
    @French Connection

    [em]I bought a cheap white t-shirt and black marker pen, and wrote ‘drunk asshole’ on the t-shirt.[/em]

    Nice one. I might have to steal that for next year. Except wear the t-shirt underneath a nice casual suit. Contrast game.””””’

    I’m gonna copy that for everyday attire.

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  33. on November 1, 2010 at 8:11 am anonymouses anonymous

    One year, at Caesar’s Palace, I dressed as Caesar Augustus. The now-ex bitch was supposed to dress as Cleopatra.

    She drunkenly screwed up and looked like train wreck. I switched up to be Trojan Man and went alone. I handed out trojans.

    I won the contest and got a free night. When I got back to the room, she bitched non-stop. I spent the rest of the night winning at the craps table.

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  34. on November 1, 2010 at 8:55 am Gunslingergregi

    ”””””She said although sentencing guidelines suggested 12 weeks in prison, the seriousness of the offences meant that he should serve 26 weeks, dropping to 18 weeks because of his early guilty plea. ””””’

    It is finally almost over thank you god.

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  35. on November 1, 2010 at 8:57 am Gunslingergregi

    I mean thank you feminists.

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  36. Not mind-blowing, but well done.

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  37. on November 1, 2010 at 10:57 am almost 40 year old virgin

    Amusing.

    It´s telling though that a minor Christian but major pagan holiday is now the biggest thing in the so called Christian US of A.

    Thank god over here in Urop this crap isn´t so prevalent. Though the ´merican culture cancer is again slowly creping over here too..

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  38. Any other men out there that eschew costumes all together?

    My husband has not dressed up since 5th grade as he considers the whole thing, childish, stupid, and unmanly. I just told everyone he was a werewolf…but the full moon wasn’t out that night.

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  39. @PA

    Kody Brown is no alpha he has a fat 4 and two 6’s he basically gamed desperated females… c’mon son

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  40. This is a freakin’ great couples costume. Plus they can wear it not just at Halloween.

    nycbachelor – Side note- how do you get quotes to work on wordpress comments?

    You use blockquote and /blockquote (instead of quote.) The other trick, which also applies to bold (b) or italics (i) or strikethrough (strike,) is that you put the tag inside the “less than” and “greater than” symbols, instead of the brackets that you would use on BB sites. Blogger works the same way.

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  41. nycbachelor said:

    Side note- how do you get quotes to work on wordpress comments?

    Answer: just put them in a blockquote and the big quote graphic automagically appears.

    On yet another note – I read your blog and you have some good things to say there.

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  42. The photo truly does indeed depict an acceptable couples Halloween costume.

    You dweebs miss the point: An Alpha can wear any costume with elan and pull it off.

    — What the fuck do you dismal nerds think Halloween is for.

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  43. on November 1, 2010 at 4:15 pm Turd of Misery

    Firepower, your logic is firing blanks.

    Why would any self-respecting Alpha want to wear a Halloween costume in the first place?

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  44. @Turd

    Just to see your comparison anxiety flap around.

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  45. Gunslingergregi: Why so worry about the spellings, its not english class, is it ?

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  46. on November 2, 2010 at 12:43 am Turds of Misery

    Unless you’re the type of guy who genuinely enjoys dressing up (and these dudes do exist), decorating yourself in silly garb is dumb and degrading. Halloween is for kids, closet sluts, gays and metrosexuals. Certainly not for masculine Alphas, or Sigmas…

    http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/2010/06/turds-of-misery-morning-links

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  47. on November 2, 2010 at 1:10 am Gunslingergregi

    ”””’Steyny
    Gunslingergregi: Why so worry about the spellings, its not english class, is it ?”””

    Just showcasing my talents and noting a change in the authors normal accurate portrayal of words.

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  48. Turd of Misery

    Why would any self-respecting Alpha want to wear a Halloween costume in the first place?

    because i feel like it

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  49. This couple looks Russian.

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  50. @ PA

    Marrying and impregnating multiple land whales does not an alpha make, regardless of how many ugly children are spawned from it.

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  51. For those of you worrying about looking foolish for dressing up in a costume on Halloween, look at it as the perfect opportunity for peacocking. It’s the one night of the year when any guy can get lots of attention from / photographs with / numbers etc from hotties based entirely on his creativity, humor and style, even if he’s normally more reserved or even shy. It’s the one time it’s safe to go all out.

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  52. I think Kody Brown is alpha. Only one of his wives appears to be overweight, the other one is pregnant. It can’t be easy to juggle four women like that and they all seem to really like him.

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  53. above comment about Kody Brown is mine.

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  54. For those of you worrying about looking foolish for dressing up in a costume on Halloween, look at it as the perfect opportunity for peacocking. It’s the one night of the year when any guy can get lots of attention from / photographs with / numbers etc from hotties based entirely on his creativity, humor and style, even if he’s normally more reserved or even shy. It’s the one time it’s safe to go all out.

    That brilliant statement was from me, not sure why it didn’t mark my name correctly.

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  55. Apparently because I don’t know how to log myself back in when it logs me out.

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  56. HaHa. I thought it was a good comment.

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  57. It was mean of me to call them land whales, but one of them is definitely obese, another is apparently pregnant but still overweight, and the eldest looks large-boned and mannish. I’m not familiar with that show so I haven’t seen them in action. Maybe their inner beauty compensates for it, but he certainly has a thing for the Germanic farmer’s wife type.

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  58. Laura

    above comment about Kody Brown is mine.

    thanks
    now we know
    whom to blame

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  59. I agree they aren’t the hottest women in the world, but they don’t look that much different than typical American women of a similar age group and ethnicity. He hasn’t done much worse than most American men, my husband included. And, I’ll say it again, they really like him. That has to count for something. It has to be fun in his house with all those people, rather than to be one of these lonely guys in his apartment dreaming of how much better the women in Eastern Europe will like him once he saves up enough money to get there. At least Kody is living his life.
    I’ve never watched the show either, btw, I just watched the clip.

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  60. <Laura

    I agree they aren’t the hottest women in the world, but they don’t look that much different than typical American women of a similar age group and ethnicity. He hasn’t done much worse than most American men, my husband included. I’ve never watched the show either/blockquote>

    damn. its just too easy

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  61. Roosh

    At what age for a single man is dressing up for Halloween a beta act?

    You’ll know it’s over when:
    Paradise (Brazil) elects a fat n’ fugly five Communist heifer who was an ex-Marxist guerilla.

    (It’s impossible because there are no fat women in Brazil)

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  62. Speaking of couple costumes, how about one NOT to wear. You can’t make this stuff up

    Bacon and Eggs, and the guy is the ffing egg!!

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