July 2008 Comment Winner

We have a winner, and thanks to the finish line effort by commenter Glengarry Glenpoon (great nick btw) Gannon has been denied the coveted Commenter Trifecta. In response to my post “Would You Date Her“, Glenpoon wrote this:

[quote from original post]: I’d leave a very subtle hint, like a fake arm on her pillow before she goes to bed.

Make it a prosthetic gun, or maybe a terminator arm. She could be the coolest gf ever. The coolest.

Quentin Tarantino agrees.

Runner-up July 2008 Comment Winner award goes to Virgle Kent, for his excellent judging of the first entry in the Summer 2008 Ass Challenge:

In my expert opinion let me say GOD DAMN!!! As we like to say in the hood, “ol’ girl is working with a donkey”. She has the kind of phatty you could set your drink on while she’s standing up and tell her you’ll be right back.

Honorable Mention goes to Gannon, whose comment to my post “When The Body And Face Don’t Match” shows he has an understanding of the important things in life:

Gannon doesn’t care if a vagina is shaved or not, as long as it belongs to a (legal) teen girl.
Issues that Gannon cares about:
Is the vagina still virgin?
How does the vagina smell?
Is the vagina still tight after childbirth?

As usual, Gannon gets right to the clinical heart of the matter in his trademark deadpan style.

Congratulations, gentlemen. A plaster cast of one of my ex-girlfriend’s labia is on the way. Comes with pre-drilled hole.


  1. on August 3, 2008 at 6:15 pm Milton Freedman

    Whenever someone asks what PUA is just play them your theme song http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E1VDlhbfDRo&feature=related


  2. on August 3, 2008 at 7:26 pm Old Ben Kenobi

    Gannon’s comments are one of the things I love about this site. Keep it up Gannon.


  3. uh…Virgle Kent’s post just means he watched Chappelle’s Show when it ruled the world of comedy. Nothing else.


  4. on August 4, 2008 at 3:48 am Steve Lurkel

    GG’s got the right idea; she might as well pimp her limb. A Terminator arm would be awesome, but any mod (harpoon gun, grenade launcher, grappling hook, heavy-duty laser pointer…) is an upgrade from a boring old stump.


  5. on August 4, 2008 at 5:54 am SovereignAmericanMale

    This is why guns + girls is a bad idea:


  6. on August 4, 2008 at 6:06 am SovereignAmericanMale

    This is why guns + boys is a good idea:


  7. Roissy, I have to ask what is up with this recent shift of focus toward trashy shock value, while your more sophisticated readers are surely longing for more of that forbidden fruit of Telling-It-Like-It-Is. Having half of Half Sigma’s comment crew drift over to your domain is no excuse to get lazy like some sort of attention starved beta-blogger. Why would we knowledge-starved fans need to be distracted from making pretty lies perish with discussions of crippled outliers? Does mocking God’s own sense of humor help block the view into the abyss? OK, I’ll admit fucking asymmetrical 30-year-olds with kids is good for an aspiring beta to joke about with eight beers in the system, but what about in the mercilessness of the blog-browsing daylight? The book deal for Stuff Horny Betas Like is probably a long way off, so I say make August D.C. Truth Month and crank out more of the good stuff. (But do post some of the current leaders in the ass contest soon, thanks.)


  8. @ 7 Jake

    SHOOSH YOU!!!!


  9. Part of the reason for this blog’s success is that Roissy likes to mix the heavy/serious stufff with light and funny.


  10. @ 7 Jake — “like some sort of attention starved beta-blogger.”

    You’re under the impression that roissy is anything but an attention-starved beta? He’s as needy and immature as they get.

    When did imitating men become a badge of manhood? Roissy is and will most likely always be a fake.


  11. A plaster cast of one of my ex-girlfriend’s labia is on the way. Comes with pre-drilled hole.

    It must’ve been hard to avoid getting her hair stuck in the plaster, right? Right? RIGHT???


  12. on August 4, 2008 at 2:12 pm SeaFighter HSV

    I would think an intelligent person such as you would realize VK is a complete and utter moron. Roosh is a very slight improvement.


  13. I liked posting on Half Sigma by the way, but he started to censor most of my posts, so that’s why I spent more time here. Maybe it’s time to start Gannon’s blog.


  14. SeaFighter HSV

    With all due respect sir, eat a Mexican dick. Seriously

    Thanks, have a nice day


  15. I never win these contests


  16. Robert Rodriguez agrees, not Quentin Tarantino. I assume that’s a reference to Planet Terror.


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