Amused Mastery

Caption contest time.

Readers rise to the occasion:

Is that Bill Kristol thinking about a war with Iran?

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Democrat legislator in a Puerto Rican bar during guv shut-down.

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Peak Boomer

National Enquirer releases the Jeff Bezos dick pic, accidentally mixes it up with the Tim Cook dick pic.





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  1. Just another idiot giving our people a bad name. Burn the perv with fire.

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  2. Beg pardon sarge, wot exactly is going on ‘ere?

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  3. Bs who is this guy

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  4. You all have a standing order. If I go full boomer like that, shoot me in the head and throw me on a compost heap.

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  5. *sips*

    Yep, you just have to give ‘The Manager’ a firm handshake if you want the job

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  6. Is that a Monster in you hand, or an eyepatch on your cyclops?

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  7. I put a white bun in a white oven

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  8. He’s probably a European tourist who goes there regularly, my guess is German or Scandinavian. I have seen this before in Germany where they have nude beaches at many lakes and they are populated by mostly old men and the ones who are really out to party will wear these slingshot thingies for leaving the beach to go buy a beer.

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  9. Yep, this is exactly how I pictured that c-u-n-t Greg Elliot. He just got done fuking some brown ho in the brothel upstairs and come down for a drink before going back up for seconds.

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  10. He reminds me of almost every man that I see in the gym locker over the age of 60. They are always walking around naked or half naked, and take forever to change when they get out of the showers. Not sure what the hell is up with that, but it certainly is very odd behavior.

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    • By the way, the photo is gross (even without the gratuitous boner). Amazing how everyone just ignores it, and pretends he is not there. Keeping it third-world classy. Hell, if he buys another cerveza and a something with pollo in it, he could probably use them to negotiate for the ass of any (mucho grande) senora in that bar.

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    • Sexual revolution, maaaan. Gotta be free with expressing yourself, maaan. Everybody is beautiful, and every body is beautiful, maaaaaaaaaan.

      Can second the observation about old dudes in the gym locker room. Once saw two boomers having a conversation, butt naked, like it was nothing. Every other guy in the locker room was furiously looking away, throwing their clothes on in a hurry, and scurrying out.

      If you haven’t seen it, that shit is surreal.

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    • on February 10, 2019 at 1:16 am | Reply Captain John Charity Spring MA

      Aging faggots.

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      • This… guy reeks of TEH GHEY a league off… I would have guessed he was taking a short break before getting back to the Pride Parade.

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    • You really should stay out of gay gyms.

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    • I saw exactly the same thing in any gym I was ever in. WTF are they trying to prove? they are disgusting. I told one old guy get the fuck away from me. the are not fags but why do they want to show off a fat shot body. the younger guys built well are modest

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    • I don’t know what’s up with those old farts either. I’m 63 and I sure as hell don’t want to display my naked body to other men, so I get dressed quickly and leave in those situations. Homosexuality was not widely accepted when I was young, not even among the hippies (and to be clear I never was a hippie), and I will never learn to be okay with it.

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      • God bless you sir. You are credit to that generation.

        I hope you have kids and grandkids and if you don’t, then on behalf of every sane male, please do us all a favor and make some.

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    • on February 10, 2019 at 3:31 pm | Reply Corinth Arkadin

      I hear you with that. Old guys in gyms are straight up a$$holes.

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  11. Clutching his wallet in the left hand. Obviously nowhere to put it.

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  12. Travioli boozing up and thinking about black poosay.

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    • df?

      dude…i look incomprehensibly better than this, don’t have gray hair, and am not a fuckin boomer faggot german. I’m 47 not 77 and my bodyfat is <10%

      i wouldn't be caught dead in a fuckin thong

      there was EXACTLY THIS GUY down in FL at the Wyndham Reach in 2000 at our hotel. Sitting by himself in a damn thong at a family hotel resort. Like dude, the gay hotel is the next one down the street, fuckin get out of here.

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  13. on February 10, 2019 at 1:14 am | Reply Captain John Charity Spring MA

    Sir Phillip (((Green)))’s thong meets the natives of Puerto Rico.

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  14. 2021. The Wall was built, Fred Reed decided to remain on the other side, in Tijuana.

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  15. He’s thinking…”Barry was supposed to meet me here with Chucky 30 minutes ago after they dropped off Michelle. Where the Hell are they? My Monster’s almost empty.”

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  16. on February 10, 2019 at 2:00 am | Reply Gunslingergregi

    Does appear to be amused mastery
    Where the fuck are the hos

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    • on February 10, 2019 at 3:18 am | Reply Gunslingergregi

      Wife keeps calling asking when She can come back
      Probably in the next life
      Think im Going Thailand

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      • on February 10, 2019 at 3:40 am Gunslingergregi

        Did tell me get other bitches maybe ill put my name on her fotehead and just not give a fuck about her stupid fucking problems

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    • on February 10, 2019 at 3:38 am | Reply Gunslingergregi

      Doc tells me save loot one time may not get paid for three months takes me year to get my shit together but i do
      I tell my wife same shit for two years She never
      Does
      This aint a sudden thing

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      • on February 10, 2019 at 4:19 am Gunslingergregi

        Allthough same to ex ex She like i cant be like u
        I guess maybe my wife just cant do it like its an mpossibility
        Some people cannot forward think i guess

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      • on February 10, 2019 at 4:33 am Gunslingergregi

        The equals shit really is so fucked
        We are not equal in the way we think
        Like yea two bitches they literally cannot think in the future cannot act now for future shit
        Not equal

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      • on February 10, 2019 at 4:36 am Gunslingergregi

        Told her bring two kilos steak
        Im Going through withdrawels

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      • on February 10, 2019 at 4:39 am Gunslingergregi

        Guess have to work within limitations
        Fucking shit

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      • on February 10, 2019 at 4:44 am Gunslingergregi

        Ex might be only one that understands
        Future results from present actions
        But not with money eiither
        I guess money is some pretty complex shit
        People can literally not understand it
        Drug dealer blacks do
        Facinating

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      • on February 10, 2019 at 5:01 am Gunslingergregi

        A few dealer blacks

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      • on February 10, 2019 at 5:03 am Gunslingergregi

        It males sense bitches can basically allways get money off some dude today
        They don’t fucking need to have future time orientation

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      • on February 10, 2019 at 5:31 am Gunslingergregi

        Babymaker too maybe been dreaming bout me her whole life

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      • on February 10, 2019 at 5:33 am Gunslingergregi

        And comes with 10 g dowery
        Toaster
        Rofl

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      • on February 10, 2019 at 5:34 am Gunslingergregi

        Roasted
        Hahahaha
        Old school bitches

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      • on February 10, 2019 at 5:41 am Gunslingergregi

        Body almost exactly like first wife except ex wife was three years older than me
        I got a doover from better position
        He he he

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      • on February 10, 2019 at 5:55 am Gunslingergregi

        Yea all the body self improvement
        Its the mind improvement that matters
        Maybe physical
        But i was 21 curling 165 when i met ex wife
        In shapppppeeeee
        Now at 43 fat no teeth whatever
        My mind is wayyyyy past when i was 21
        But i get the same kind of version but better and 6 years younger rofl
        Older men i guess rock
        Quite using age as excuse
        Course this blog owns

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      • on February 10, 2019 at 5:57 am Gunslingergregi

        My arms were bigger than arnolds in his prime back then and i never used roids
        I should prob be Bezos life coach

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      • on February 10, 2019 at 5:59 am Gunslingergregi

        Ex wife was 24 allready
        So yea 23 year old ex i had was younger too funny shit
        As we know 24 on Carousel over the fucking hilll

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      • on February 10, 2019 at 6:01 am Gunslingergregi

        Yea wtf Arnold used roids to be smaller than me AU natural hillarious shit
        Another irony of life

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      • Gunny: Has it ever occurred to you that many of us here aren’t really interested in your exes, dealer blacks, crack addicts, and the minutia of your daily life ? Just a thought .

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      • on February 10, 2019 at 2:36 pm Pretty Boy Looch

        You spamming comment sections with unrelated news articles is also something I could do without.

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      • on February 10, 2019 at 7:03 pm Gunslingergregi

        I do it for me first
        To work my brain
        Its like lifting
        And ya can see results

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  17. It’s a Halloween party and he’s going as Harvey Weinstein

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  18. Learn to Chode

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  19. VD:
    Game time?

    Or

    Lame time?

    Thoughts?

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  20. On shore leave from the pussyhat march

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  21. He’s a ghey j00 and just saw the black trans photographer taking his picture

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  22. “They’re not sending their best, people.”

    The squatemalans

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  23. Weird codpiece, Greg, but okay.

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    • Can always count on living in (((JJ)))’s haid, rent-free.

      Alas, yet another haid!

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      • on February 10, 2019 at 2:28 pm Pretty Boy Looch

        You’ve made yourself a walking punchline.

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      • Sez the sock who, upon seeing me walk on water, would attempt to snark about how I didn’t know how to swim.

        The only punchline ’round chere is when you Eliot Has Green Hair dweebs line up in an attempt to bite my ankles, and I counterpunch y’all back into yo’ momma’s basement.

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  24. Can’t see the ponytail but you know it’s there.

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  25. on February 10, 2019 at 6:53 am | Reply Captain John Charity Spring MA

    Alfua Hirsch writes about Brit(ish).

    https://www.nationalgeographic.co.uk/history-and-civilisation/2018/04/why-britishness-identity-crisis

    Nigkike. Every. Fucking. Time.

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  26. [Shuddering with horror]. Did we really need to see that? How do I unsee it? No that’s not my caption suggestion, just my reaction.

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  27. Work hard; play hard.

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  28. 61-Year-Old Boomer with the cock of a 16-Year-Old Zoomer.

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  29. “Ain’t nobody got time fo dat!” .. “Monster .. drink” ..

    Bwhaaaaa

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  30. on February 10, 2019 at 10:33 am | Reply Abelard Lindsey

    The photo reminds me of Sauvie Island in the Portland area that has a legally nude beach. I went there once about 10 years ago and will never go back. Too many of the people running around nude were boomer guys (and gals) who looked like the guy in the photo. It was quite disgusting.

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  31. – Mexico now holds second place in most by armed conflicts globally. BUILD THE WALL! –

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  32. Between AOC and this guy, we’re all getting a good sample of the planned “Latino” future of the US. Enjoy the decline !

    – Ex-Bell, Calif., Mayor Oscar Hernandez too uneducated to know his actions were illegal, lawyer says –

    ” Former Mayor Oscar Hernandez didn’t have a college or high school degree and didn’t even finish elementary school, defense attorney Stanley Friedmand said. ”

    https://www.cbsnews.com/news/ex-bell-calif-mayor-oscar-hernandez-too-uneducated-to-know-his-actions-were-illegal-lawyer-says/

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  33. Not sexy at all.

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  34. He looks like some kind of goblin. Disgusting.

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  35. on February 10, 2019 at 1:17 pm | Reply Elmer T. Jones

    Not me. Would never parade around a bordello like that.

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  36. That guy is a little too chubby to be wearing that…

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  37. What we have here is a Boomer who just OD’d on Dickpills to slam a hooker and is now having a drink trying to get it to come down.

    *Ask your Doctor if your heart is healthy enough for sex….and seek immediate medical attention for an erection lasting more than four hours…*

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  38. I left my hard-on in San Franshitco.

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  39. Think I need to grab a case of Bang fire up the Winnebago and blow the rest of the kids inheritance on Guatemalan hookers.

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  40. Viagra kicked in too early.

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  41. on February 10, 2019 at 9:42 pm | Reply YourAverageJoe

    Hey babe, why don’t you come sit on my lap and we’ll talk about whatever comes up?

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  42. does this thong make my butt look big?

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  43. on February 11, 2019 at 10:42 am | Reply Peter Jordanson

    “when your wife’s at home and the 20-somethings are in bikinis”

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  44. Headline for this dude:
    Boomer takes the blue pill thinking its viagra. Loses last chance to be quality PUA.

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  45. The important thing is whether its a guy or girl holding the camera while being looked at by erect dude.

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  46. He probly gets more pussy than most CH readers. Doesn’t get much more DGAF and confident in that setting.
    Even though it burnt my eyes too.

    Funny to see how commenters are violently triggered.

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