The Jerkboy Allure Anthem

All women love a challenging man. From a commenter,

I think you’ll love these lyrics from Kesha’s song “Stephen”:

[Verse 2]
I’ve got guys waiting in a line
For me to play my evil girly games with all their minds
Just watch me, I’ve got it down to a simple art
Just bat my eyes like this, and there’s a broken heart
But somehow, you turned the tables, what the hell?
I can charm the pants of anyone else but you

[Chorus]
Stephen, why won’t you call me?
I’m sitting here waiting
Why won’t you call me?
Stephen, I’m feeling pathetic
I can’t take rejection
Why won’t you call me?

Female hypergamy is fed by male neediness. It is starved by male aloofness. And when a woman is heart-hungry for a man, she’ll go to great lengths — and great widths — to prove she is worth his attention.

Jerkboys are alluring to women because they don’t feed women’s allure. Beta bux “waiting in a line” to fluff her ego can only follow the script she gives them, but Sir Stephen* flips the script — “you turned the tables” — and resists her charms, or at least acts like he resists.

A man not falling to his knees to polish her pussy pedestal? Outrageous! (and oddly arousing) The jerkboy doesn’t wait in lines; he makes girls wait in a line for the pleasure of his pumpery.

CH Maxim #1: Love to a girl is when she feels a man could reject her any moment. Then her heart opens to the romantic possibilities.

horrible song.

*catch that literary ref





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  1. K$sha is still around? I remember that brushing your teeth with a bottle of jack song from…’08? ’09?

    Your cats and box wine are this way ma’am

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    • Yea behind the scenes. She’s a pretty accomplished songwriter.

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    • on November 8, 2018 at 1:38 pm Captain Obvious

      Which one? There’s a phucking million of ’em.

      https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Keisha

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    • I know right? She is fucking awful and she chubbed out faster than Christina Aguilera. Within a year or two of hitting fame she was a cellulite ridden mess.

      The -funniest- by far video of someone taking the piss outta Ke$ha is another youtube famous celebra-ho. Jenna Marbles. She is hot AF though, but she was an ‘early adopter’ of getting famous off your ass on the internet basically.
      She is a smart chick, compared to the rest of ’em but still a fame whore, IMHO.

      “Tongue punch my fartbox” — still lulzy

      And the video where the ho’ ratio sent her off the charts (but again rockin’ body that is pure white girl w/o the gross Kardashian ass)

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      • Jenna Marbles. Haven’t thought about her in years, but like you say, actually somewhat intelligent and interesting, at least for a woman. Also about as close to a perfect 10 as you’re likely to see outside of laboratory conditions, in spite of her potty mouth (she’s American, she can’t help it).

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      • “A perfect 10…. “ what???

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    • Funny how in this vid you never really get a good look at her body. Very unlike those other music videos back when she was younger.

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  2. Geezer in the video preview looks like Gavin Free FFS

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  3. The hardest part for me is when to balance that natural aloofness with interest. Had lots of women in past tell me thru FB (years after) that they crushed hard on me in HS but didn’t think I was into them. All those wasted opportunities.

    The turning point for me was just going in for a kiss after chatting a bit, regardless of the vibe. The ones who turned it down then spent the rest of their night thinking about it and wondering if they made a mostake, and always ended up dating me after.

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  4. on November 8, 2018 at 1:37 pm Captain Obvious

    CH: “*catch that literary ref”

    I had to cheat, but Wikipedia will give the answer if you scroll down about six hits: https://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?search=Sir+Stephen

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  5. I also don’t know if I buy that she has that many good options. A lot of women that brag about their “pull” with men don’t have that much. Cue bluehair fatty fake rape syndrome.

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  6. A lot of songs like this.

    Just My Type – Emily Warren

    You don’t gotta say it, I know you ain’t stayin’ over
    And I won’t even mention the fact that you’re never sober
    I never know which side I’m gonna get tonight
    And the closer we get, the less I think I know you

    But you’re just my type
    The kind that only calls me late at night
    You can’t decide if you’ll be yours or mine
    I hate to say it, but you’re just my type
    Yeah, you’re just my type, yeah, yeah
    Just my type
    Yeah, you’re just my type, yeah, yeah

    Just my type
    Yeah, you’re just my type, yeah, yeah

    And I’m foolin’ myself, ’cause I know that I’ll never change ya
    But you told me the truth, so I guess I can’t really blame ya
    No, you’re not the one, but you’re all I want, yeah
    People say I’ll get hurt, I don’t know what they’re so afraid of

    But you’re just my type
    The kind that only calls me late at night
    You can’t decide if you’ll be yours or mine
    I hate to say it, but you’re just my type
    Yeah, you’re just my type, yeah, yeah

    Just my type
    Yeah, you’re just my type, yeah, yeah
    Just my type
    Yeah, you’re just my type, yeah, yeah

    But you’re just my type
    The kind that only calls me late at night
    You can’t decide if you’ll be yours or mine
    I hate to say it, but you’re just my type

    Yeah, you’re just my type, yeah, yeah
    Yeah, you’re just my type (oh, I hate to say it, but you’re)
    Yeah, you’re just my type, yeah, yeah
    Just my type
    Yeah, you’re just my type, yeah, yeah

    My type
    Oh, I hate to say it, but you’re just my type
    My type
    Oh, I hate to say it, but you’re just my type

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  7. rip justin meek

    talk about alpha males?
    i guarantee he saved his sister and a pack of fine all american girls.

    motherfuckers come on here begging for pussy. it ain’t all about the pussy. some heroic ca bros.

    when they get this faggot jarhead’s info, they will either find:

    1. a trail from jealous muh sod beta kusher to cerno to mk ultra to ian david long- just to make me mad and prove nothing is safe.
    2. the faggot jarhead couldn’t get no pussy and the pussy he wanted was with a better man at the bar.

    anyone in the alt kIke that calls this a false flag, i will hunt them down. way too close to home. don’t want to see the rest of the list…………………….

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  8. Compare to the lyrics when she still had youth going for her, if nothing else:

    C’mon

    Saw you leaning against that old record machine
    Saw the name of your band written on the marquee
    It’s a full moon tonight so we gettin’ rowdy
    Yeah, we gettin’ rowdy, get-get-gettin’ rowdy
    Feeling like I’m a high schoo-ler sipping on a warm wine cooler
    Hot ’cause the party don’t stop, I’m in a crop top like I’m working at Hooters
    We been keepin’ it PG but I wanna get a little frisky
    Come gimme some of that, yum like a lollipop, let me set you free
    C’mon ’cause I know what I like
    And you’re looking just like my type
    Let’s go for it just for tonight
    C’mon, c’mon, c’mon
    Now don’t even try to deny
    We’re both going home satisfied
    Let’s go for it just for tonight
    C’mon, c’mon, c’mon
    C’mon
    Write our names on the wall in the back of the bar
    Steal some bubblegum from the corner meximart
    Yeah, we’re laughing like kids causing trouble in the dark
    Causing trouble in the dark, tr-tr-trouble in the dark
    Feeling like a saber-tooth tiger sipping on a warm Budweiser
    Touch me and gimme that rush, better pack a toothbrush, gonna pull an all-nighter
    We been keepin’ it Kosher, but I wanna get it on fo’ sure
    Come gimme some of that, yum like a lollipop, baby, don’t be scared
    C’mon ’cause I know what I like
    And you’re looking just like my type
    Let’s go for it just for tonight
    C’mon, c’mon, c’mon
    Now don’t even try to deny
    We’re both going home satisfied
    Let’s go for it just for tonight
    C’mon, c’mon, c’mon
    I don’t wanna go to sleep
    I wanna stay up all night
    I wanna just screw around
    I don’t wanna think about
    What’s gonna be after this
    I wanna just live right now
    I don’t wanna go to sleep
    I wanna stay up all night
    I wanna just screw around
    I don’t wanna think about
    What’s gonna be after this
    I wanna just live right now
    C’mon ’cause I know what I like
    And you’re looking just like my type
    Let’s go for it just for tonight
    C’mon, c’mon, c’mon
    Now don’t even try to deny
    We’re both going home satisfied
    Let’s go for it just for tonight

    This is the ultimate female fantasy. I even know virgin brides, married for over a decade, who have fantasized about this unbridled (heh) dream.

    Ke$ha is a j_wess. Quelle surprise.

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  9. Comment was just eaten by m0d. Quoted a ton of lyrics. Length m0d or content m0d?

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  10. i’ve heard some sick stories guys he fucking chased girls down…

    horrifying

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  11. there is a girl named mary who was probably on the dance floor. i hope i see her again.

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  12. on November 8, 2018 at 2:16 pm clarence boddiker

    gee, way to use the “cheapest fucking autotune sound ever” option when mixing in the …uhh…chorus? background? to the song.

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  13. on November 8, 2018 at 2:18 pm Captain John Charity Spring MA

    Drimble Wedge and the Vegitations

    I’m not available.

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  14. The Tao of Steve (named after Steve McQueen, Steve Austin “the 6 million dollar man” and Steve Mcgarrett of the original “Hawaii 5.0.”):

    1. Be Desireless
    2. Be Excellent
    3. Be Gone

    Saw this in a sh1tty 1990s movie years ago but no joke, it works. It gave words to stuff that naturals do in the field.

    1. Is CH’s outcome independence. Betas smell of desire.
    2. Is let her see you being great at something. Eg. The witty guy in the group, or the captain of the football team. Or even nuking the sh1t tests. Remember that photo of Melania staring at the God Emperor being sworn into office?
    3. Is be unavailable to her for “friend zone” BS. And get out before you get serious about her, if that’s your intention.

    Or, modified a bit, you can use the Tao of Steve in a LTR or marriage.

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  15. Help CH. Stuck in mod.

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  16. Howyoudoing. Gots to ask yoy, CH & all, how would you proceed in a situation like mine: Ok so my sister is twenty-something and has married a mexxikkan wedback. Sister calls me crying and all, says her husband (truly) beat her up and [email protected] her. I went to save her and called the police and all that, police says “this isn’t even the first time we come here”, my sister said she has been hit and [email protected] before. So sister slept at my place.

    Then next morning I wake up and she is gone. I ask where is she at? She said she’s going to some festival and (omg) HOPE’S she finds her husband there, she had asked her to come. Yadda yadda, I don’t know what I should do. My mother knows what I am like and she said if I ever touch this mexxxican then she disowns me or something lol.

    So I don’t know how I could help my lil sister, she’s in a toxic wetbag marriage. Cheers & have a nice day

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  17. HERE IS RIP BRO FAMILY’S FATHER. ANCHORS AWAY BROS.
    I HOPE HIS SISTER IS ALIVE, OTHERWISE JARDHEAD WAS OBVIOUSLY SENT?

    was the killer on a mission or what?

    make sure you all get this

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  18. Spin, hamster! Spin!

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  19. A man doesn’t think a woman who opens her legs easily is worth opening his heart and wallet for.

    A woman doesn’t think a man who opens his heart and wallet easily is worth opening her legs for.

    Let us call such a man a sap. A loveslut?. A heartslut? A loose man?

    A slut is good for getting sex but not for giving emotional and financial investment and support.

    A sap is good for getting emotional and financial investment and support but not for giving sex.

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