Mocking The Globohomo Corporatocracy

The Globohomo Corporatocracy is the unholy union of rootless, deracinated corporate fat cats with academia and the bureaucratic State. It is a tri-headed beast with three objectives:

  • make boatloads of money on the backs of cheap labor
  • endlessly saturate the airwaves with neoliberal pozpaganda
  • silence dissent from their rule

War in some form will come later, but for now the best recourse of dissidents is to ruthlessly mock the Corporatocracy. Belittle their presumptions, shatter their hubris, discredit their rule. And for the love of Heritage America, avoid stuffing their wallets when you have alternatives available.

To wit:

Better names for our putative overlords:

Clitflix, Fapple, Goolag, Twatter, Faceborg, Amazog.

Use these terms wherever and whenever. If enough dissidents get these words into the public consciousness, the globalists will catch wind of them, and they will feel the sting. We will have hurt them. And that, most importantly, will prove to themselves that they are vulnerable.

They can be brought to heel.





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  1. I’m shocked that Netflix which produces such quality globohomo shows about sexual dysfunctions and criminal kingpins…would support Democrats.

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  2. […] Mocking The Globohomo Corporatocracy […]

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  3. Blustering in impotent anger does nothing. Our enemies drink that up. But mockery and derision..this they hate. They take themselves so very seriously. Always be mocking them. Always be laughing at them. Always be provoking them. Mock everything they do, insult everything they value.

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    • Mockery and derision…

      Heck just speak the truth about them and it’s enough. Babylon Bee is a newspaper like the Onion only it mocks libs and religious fanatics. I can’t tell if it’s satire or actually satirically telling the truth.

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    • Or also for example…

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    • like with this pipe bomb hoax…just laugh and say..”oh the FBI is investigating? Great, now we’ll never know the truth..HAHA”

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      • LIke 12 bombs and not one even exploded accidentally? WTF are the odds!?!?!?

        The media is playing this like they’re actually REAL bombs, guys. Get this…fucking fake bombs now actually become real with this MSM.

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      • on October 26, 2018 at 9:11 am UndertheDRADIS

        Someone at Anonymity, Inc. where I work mentioned the bombs. I said that I noticed that the Bureau of Alcohol, Tobacco, and Firearms is not involved, that publication of the issue will disappear November 7, 2018, and that the case would quietly disappear into FBI cold case files.

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    • BLUSTERING IMPOTENT ANGER IS THIS ENTIRE BLOG BREH LOL

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  4. So, create a Twatter account and post CH commandments followed by a plethora of CH Best of poasts and count down to getting banned?

    What would be the top 10 CH Truth and Beauty and the God Emperor shivs to do so?

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  5. on October 25, 2018 at 2:23 pm William of Orange County

    What’s so funny is they’re not even good at it. Legitimately tyrannical, fear-inspiring overloads would’ve shut down this site, 4chan, Fox News, and Russ Limbaugh long ago and propagated organized armed millions to “fight da police” in house-to-house fighting in every city in America by now.

    They couldn’t even keep Trump from being President or Kavanaugh off the supreme court…pathetic. Their noise-to-success ratio is telling, if only because they are SO fucking noisy, which in their defense truly is their greatest strength. They can throw a fit with the best of them. But hey, we’re getting there.

    So yeah, belittling them works, NPCs that they are.

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    • “They couldn’t even keep Trump from being President or Kavanaugh off the supreme court…pathetic.”

      True. You raise good points but don’t forget that (((they))) play the long game. We have Trump and Kavanaugh, short to medium term wins, meanwhile they have a truly disturbing number of our own wimminz out ‘protesting’ (read: shrieking unintelligbly) at the very same and against muh evil white men in general.

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      • on October 25, 2018 at 7:36 pm Abraham Lincoln

        Just so — the hard power aspired to by Hillary and her ilk is a temporary aberration in an otherwise well-oiled and machinelike soft power process. Which, as we have seen, is more than sufficient to liquidate an entire civilization, given a sufficiently long time horizon. And make no mistake, they’ve been making hundred-year plans for a very, very long time now.

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      • on October 25, 2018 at 10:00 pm Captain Obvious

        JOHN. WILKES. BOOTH.

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      • Re: jwb’s limitation of ‘onest Abe

        More like:
        Da moor dun’is duty,
        Da moor can go

        amirite, odious putridan?

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      • on October 26, 2018 at 9:14 am UndertheDRADIS

        Women who need a six-month vacation in Saudi Arabia to clear their heads. One woman I know visited Jordan and her little old lady escort informed her that the Demon-Worshippers were yelling at her that she was a Christian whore and ought to be raped in the street.

        Truly their own best advertisements.

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  6. Although the focus is on tech companies, I’d like to add Starcucks to the mix.

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  7. Yeah, name calling is stupid. Just don’t use these businesses. Twitter and Facebook are totally useless. Delete your profiles. Ditto Netflix. Amazon is really just a store that undercuts on price; there are a billion other online retailers who sell the same shit for 5% more. You can do without Apple products. If you have to get an Android phone, use a dummy Google account and minimal use of apps. Duck Duck Go and Proton Mail as your alternatives to search and gmail.

    Boom, done. None of this faggy name-calling…that’s what children do, and it doesn’t require any effort on your part.

    [CH: why not do both? counter-propaganda is a neglected wartime tactic by right wingers.]

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    • on October 25, 2018 at 3:32 pm traitors first

      yeah sorry but this almost strikes me as shi+ cuckservatives say.
      I’m with CH we need to learn to fight not only in the ways we are good at but in the ways our enemies are good at.
      Rules for Radicals states “Never go outside the expertise of your people.” the first time I read this I instantly thought that that was a weakness. Our side is terrible at boycotts, we need to learn to be much better at them. counter-propaganda is a neglected wartime tactic by right wingers and we need to become much better at that tactic

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    • Well sure, but too many people will think that if you simply go around calling it “Fagbook,” then you’ve done your part. But the truth is, Zuckerberg doesn’t care if you use it to spread NPC memes — he gets paid every time you click. Bezos gets paid every time you buy a MAGA hat on Amazon. Starve these beasts!

      And ironically, CH, there are links under the comment box to Twitter/Facebook — maybe see if WordPress can remove them?

      (BTW, the earnings announcements for GOOG and AMZN from today were encouraging.)

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    • “None of this name calling”

      U have to make the ENEMY live up to its code of conduct.

      Or are we (Chateau’s guests) the enemy, ‘altright ally’? :duckface:

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  8. I like to call it Douchebook. Truth in advertising.

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  9. How about ClitFix ?

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  10. when the firecracker mailer turns out to be the npc that I suspect he is (took extreme care that no lib heroe be injured by the stunt)
    I hope xir gets mocked mercilessly

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  11. on October 25, 2018 at 3:21 pm traitors first

    this is why I use the terms Demonrats instead of Democrats and Social Justice Whores instead of Social Justice Warriors, I whole heartedly agree with this anything to take the bastids down a peg or two

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  12. on October 25, 2018 at 3:38 pm traitors first

    Commiefa instead of Antifa

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  13. on October 25, 2018 at 3:43 pm traitors first

    Megyn Smelly out at NBC

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  14. PDB is right. For starters DO use duckduckgo, NOT the Goolag. And if you feel you cannot manage without one or more of the other wanna-be-part-of-the-rulers-of-the-Earth-companies, think again. If you still can’t manage without some of their functions, DO NOT click on any of their ads etc., they get paid for clicks.

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    • on October 25, 2018 at 6:59 pm Captain Obvious

      BING.

      Bing is very quietly becoming even moar pro-White than Stormer.

      I’m convinced now that Bill Gates is one of us.

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    • Yep. Money/mouth. I never used any social media so thats easy. But i used to have netflix and amazon. Ditched the tv years ago so netflix was helpful for occasional movies.

      Then dropped them and went with amazon prime. Was good for a short while. Less than a year but their tracking and invasive pestering got as creepy as the wandering bulge eye of bezos.

      I miss the two day delivery of my chinese lead laced suppliments but I now that i’m back too 100% brick and mortar I don’t even think about it.

      People would be a lot less hysterical and a lot happier if they just got off the “convenience” addiction and did things like we did even just 15 years ago.

      All that convenience is just one long conveyor belt hauling their fat asses to the soylent green plant.

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  15. Simple lesson for everyone. Weinberg has been trying to get your data for awhile now. Funded by the usual sources, using the usual ( lone Y*d in a bedroom starts multi billion company mythos ) Introducing duckduckgo !!

    DuckDuckGo was founded in 2008[19] by ((( Gabriel Weinberg ))) , an entrepreneur who previously launched Names Database, a now-defunct social network. Initially “self-funded” ( aka CIA ) by Weinberg, DuckDuckGo is -advertising-supported- ( they dont pay money for fun. )

    Launched by entrepreneur ((( Gabriel Weinberg ))), the company was acquired by Classmates.com for “approximately $10 million in cash” in March 2006

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  16. Gays should be referred to as “mustachioed men”

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  17. fecebook (Mine), PoZzitron (Mine), Drive by media (Limbaugh)

    I’ll post a few more as they come to mind.

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  18. on October 25, 2018 at 4:59 pm long dong silver

    NPR is the wellspring of all NPC opinions. Destroy it and you destroy NPC culture. No shit. I’ve seen otherwise decent people NPC’d by NPR. Trump add should mandate that Tucker Carlson be on every NPR panel or program as a counterpoint.

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    • Remember, during Bush administration Republicans held both houses of Congress and the White House and they could not be bothered to zero fund NPR or PBS. Both NPR and PBS have moved dramatically to the left since then, and have become nothing more than a propaganda arm for the left wing of the Democrat party. Yet still Republicans can’t be bothered to do anything about them.

      Republicans deserve everything coming at them.

      [CH: yes, this is why i don’t belong to the republican party. i belong to the trump party. and if trump ultimately fails us, my party allegiance will shift again, to a worthy avatar of my righteous anger, until the day that heritage america is restored to primacy.]

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  19. on October 25, 2018 at 5:08 pm long dong silver

    Another thought is that if you can think of any lawsuits to file against these companies, do it. The jury trail system is one of the only institutions they can’t control. That is why they hate it. Juries are comprised by and large non NPC plebes who DGAF. I’m sure there’s some aspect of the Google EULA they’re bending to point of a class action. Same for rest of the tech cabal.

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  20. Oh… just start referring to NPC your local NPR radio number just like radio hosts always do… “NPC 91.5”

    MSNDNC now replaced w/ MSNPC

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  21. on October 25, 2018 at 6:19 pm Corinth Arkadin

    OT but Vox Day doubles down on being The Smartest Man In The Universe.

    http://voxday.blogspot.com/2018/10/war-with-china-in-15-years.html

    He’s now a tactical genius, who is more suitable to be a U.S. Army Lt. General than any General ever.

    This is why we lose.

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  22. when somebody asks you
    what is a shithole

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  23. on October 25, 2018 at 6:34 pm A Nanny Moose

    I like the idea, but for normie NPC (and Sailer-boomer) reprogramming I need mocking synonyms that don’t contain *gasp* cuss words. I’m no wordsmith – help?

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    • on October 27, 2018 at 4:30 am Ping Pong Association of America

      Just call them [email protected] Then sacrifice a buttplug on a black altar and chant the “Oscar Meyer Weiner” jingle until you pass out from the burning sulfur.

      Works every time.

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  24. Hit and run…

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    • Sometimes I think to myself how no matter what happens I still must go to work again for my master that I shall be so righteously payed tomorrow, but thanks to this Chateau I have pussy on call at a fucking whim. Life is still good at 50 fellas.

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  25. There’s a twitter account devoted to just this topic (@WokeCapital). This account documents and researches Woke Capital, and is drowning in content. Please check it out, this account has yuge respecc for Le Chateau Heartiste.

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  26. I like Amazog. Insert zog everywhere..Zogflix, Facezog..etc

    Say “I’d never use _______, it’s owned by a J00”

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  27. This is perfect. I searched for the effects of alcohol in the first trimester, because I think it likely causes widespread and serious harm. What I found was that a bunch of studies were released by different universities with different conclusions. Any university that said it was harmful (it clearly is, think about it) had four other universities saying it was just fine.

    Think about it, that’s why you get conflicting health information. One party is telling a blatant lie. They all know the truth. It’s literally not rocket science.

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  28. Not trolling here, but it’s something that has both perplexed me and troubled my thoughts.

    Why is it that more liberal leaning people end up working in the better paying companies than right?

    I am saying this as a conservative leaning person working for a very large tech company. So I can say it is hiring practices. Maybe geography? I am somewhat, but not entirely, outside of a left-leaning metropolitan area. We are mostly former military support.

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    • Oh I was I could edit my post. I meant to say I don’t think it is hiring practices. I have never been ask my affiliation during an interview. I think it has been more of a geographical area where “talent” is hired versus people who know how to perform.

      There isn’t these sort of areas in the USA where conservative leaning folks can dominate big industry outside of blue collar. Depressing.

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    • on October 25, 2018 at 8:23 pm Carlos Danger

      I think you have broken the code. They have a bias that comes from the top. The major shareholders are generally YKW these days via dark money which has consolidated ownership in the hands of a few and I think that drives the trend. I even see it in generals these days.

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    • on October 25, 2018 at 8:50 pm gunslingergregi

      well the whole global imaginary economy is created atop a strategic minerals production around two billion dollars

      it doesn’t take that many conservatives to do all the work

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    • on October 26, 2018 at 9:23 am UndertheDRADIS

      You are surprised that smart people with no real-life experience clump together? Normally one would call that a “University”.

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  29. LOL FATASS TEETS TALKIN BOUT WAR LIKE HED EVER GET OUTTA THA COMPUTER CHAIR

    [CH: you sound nervous]

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  30. K!!! 30-100 wymens chictlins @ unarmed invaders.
    (((“”Kristal N!te””))) the [email protected]/ju-nivercities.

    Lemme be Marcus Aurelius for 10(TEN) months……we would be a WY!T rebubl!c MAGAIN

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  31. More bombs are being sent to democrats.

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  32. on October 25, 2018 at 10:42 pm Captain John Charity Spring MA

    What now white man?

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  33. goys since at least some of you are like me and do not remember when you last time visited the pop corn eating rooms in which (((hollywood))) indoctrinate you with their degenerate propaganda I will present some of greatest european directors, most if not all dead, just like the continent of which they were an inseparable part
    Even if you do not like cinema you may find fascinating that 20th century war torn Europe that lost its way among ruins and corpses of its best men

    Exibit # 1

    Luchino Visconti

    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Luchino_Visconti

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  34. À propos body invasions, I am reading a book by Dean Koontz. I think of him as a VERY uneven writer, but “The Forbidden Door” makes me forget that I am reading a book, and I feel like I am “there”. First time in many years, usually a read novels with a jaundiced I, as a critic.
    The story is partly about a rogue organization inside the FBI, NSA etc., echoes of Stieg Larsson with the Girl with the Dragon Tatoo (Män som hatar kvinnor) and two sequels. And yes, he borrows from himself about mind control (“False Memory” – a good read). But still a pageturner.
    Why invade a body when you can invade a mind???

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  35. on October 26, 2018 at 6:24 am Mr. Random Commentuer

    What the hell https://www.rt.com/usa/442307-black-girl-transracial-insults/ is this just the ultimate HSV mate strategy for a black woman?

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  36. on October 26, 2018 at 6:27 am Hackett To Bits

    Cat lady insanity – on the cutting edge:

    “LONDON (AFP) – Outspoken Irish singer Sinead O’Connor has announced she has converted to Islam and changed her name to Shuhada…

    “She also changed her Twitter avatar to a black-and-white image of the Nike Swoosh logo and the slogan: “Wear a hijab. Just do it.”

    “This is to announce that I am proud to have become a Muslim. This is the natural conclusion of any intelligent theologian’s journey,” she tweeted.

    “All scripture study leads to Islam. Which makes all other scriptures redundant. I will be given (another) new name. It will be Shuhada.”…”

    (France24)

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    • meet barry the beta… fcukin spa.

      “Barry didn’t care about how he’s been treated by her, all he cared about was her health. Now Sinead has realised that she wasn’t stupid or mad to get married at all,” added the friend.

      “According to sources, Sinead told her friends that her breakdown had a happy ending though because her sort-of-husband-but-we-don’t-really-know-what-he-is Barry arrived on her doorstep and offered to look after her. Aw. Romance.”

      https://www.joe.ie/life-style/sinead-oconnor-is-back-with-her-husband-again-but-she-doesnt-want-anyone-to-know-35596

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    • She ripped up a picture of the Pope because he represents the patriarchy…womens rights etc…now she’s a muslim…

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      • Then and now

        When she ripped up a picture of the pope in 1992, SNL apologized for her actions and edited out the footage from reruns.
        The following week Joe Pesci taped the picture back together to huge applause. He also said he would have given her a smack.

        She was then booed off stage at Madison Square Garden two weeks later.

        The same behavior today would be celebrated…

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      • on October 26, 2018 at 9:31 am Captain Obvious

        Has anyone ever accused Wojtyła of being a member of the velvet ch!ld m0lestation mafia?

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    • Sinead is nuts. She also got ordained as a Catholic priest and she has a massive tattoo of Jesus on her chest. Doesn’t really fit in with being a Muslim.

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    • stolen from western shooters

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  37. on October 26, 2018 at 8:09 am Peter Jackson

    I call BS on this story. There’s no way anyone can know what parties employees contribute to.

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  38. “I call BS on this story. There’s no way anyone can know what parties employees contribute to.”

    Nor is there any way that they can report an alleged perpetrator’s “search history” within moments of the MSM reporting a crime.

    Wait, wut, they can! And do!

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  39. And on Sinead O’Connor. Obviously a crazy woman. Who listens to crazeee women? Doesn’t mean “Nothing Compares to You” isn’t nice sounding. Look, Sheryl Crow has some whimsical songs, and not bad to look at, but also completely loon leftist.

    If a bird chirped a nice sound near my window, I wouldn’t lean out and ask it, “orange man bad?” I just wouldn’t care what it thought. Same for bird brains (shit for brains). My brain says “nice sound” and “stupid as fuck” – same brain processing different inputs.

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  40. Bomb suspect in custody, white male with a white van to boot. MSM and shitlibs call for white male FEMA camps in 3…2…

    [CH: not a white male. a george zimmeran “white”.]

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    • lol…Trump stickers all over his van…nice touch.. Will he be shown in handcuffs wearing a MAGA hat?

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    • In other news, Megyn Kelly has just learned from personal experience why Trump won.

      As for her debate misbehavior, I blame Candy Crowley. Everyone wants to be the next one without realizing there should never have been a first one.

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    • “A law enforcement source told CBS4 the man is 56-years-old and they were led to him through DNA evidence.”

      DNA evidence? Sure it did…

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    • Not white , “native american” or possibly fillipino according to latest reports , but a “trump supporter” , that’s all that matters to (((the media)))

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