Female Beauty From 1 To Zen

A few readers suggested it was time for another female beauty ranking contest. I agree. In these Ugly times, we need all the moments of Beauty we can get.

The same rules apply as in earlier Female Beauty Ranking posts:

…rank order the ten photos below, assigning a number between 1 and 10 inclusive for each photo. DO NOT USE A NUMBER MORE THAN ONCE. The photos are in no particular order. [Pics were chosen that] represent a woman at each point on the 1 to 10 beauty scale.

The best way to do this without biasing your ratings is to first look at all the photos before ranking them. Then go back and judge like a god. The idea behind this rather pleasurable exercise is to demonstrate the conformity of men’s attractiveness standards…

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I also predict, as before in the first female ranking exercise, that the most disagreement will occur in the middle rankings — 4,5,6 — where a woman’s looks tend to blend in with the masses of other women along the fat part of the bell curve, and at the very upper end where great battles will be fought to decide who is the 10.

I’ve avoided posting pics of grossly obese or very old women, because fat and age obscure any natural facial beauty. For the most part, obese women and old women are zeroes on the female SMV scale.

First Lovely










Winning Platform










Point And Sloot










Hello, Titty










Strong And Empowered










Attention Hog










Former Model










Inbreeding Vigor










Modest Buffalo










BONUS:

Girl Next Door ranking:

Damegeld










PS This entire post is an Easter egg of sorts.

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The Easter Eggs, in order from top to bottom:

A young Melania Trump
Alexandria Of-Color
Nancy Pelosi’s daughter
Yuki the sexbot
Masha Gessen
David Hogg (lightly airbrushed)
Allison Mack (head groomer for Nvxium sex cult leader Raniere)
Rebecca Reid (new media feminist and distantly former model)
Elke Sommer (Swede, and first name of the very first girl who made me feel all funny inside)
Stephanie something yada yada (just another dumbshit feminist)
Mollie Tibbetts (sacrificed to the Diversity God)





Comments


  1. on January 3, 2019 at 8:31 am terryegrafed7039

    Okay, which one has the xy chromosomes THIS time?

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  2. #5 doesnt even look like a woman
    and #6 looks like David Hogg
    #9 is the ’10’
    #8 is the ‘1’

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  3. Looking over this selection and spotting Daisy…

    “Sheriff, what kind of town is this?”

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  4. I saw Elke Sommer and the rest just faded into oblivion… I wasn’t even sure they were the same species, let along gender.

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    • on January 3, 2019 at 12:16 pm Captain Obvious

      >>>>> “I saw Elke Sommer and the rest just faded into oblivion…”

      I’m having tremendous difficulty here.

      I typed up my own scorecard, and got a whole bunch of 4s & 5s & 6s.

      My highest score was to my “Brigitte Bardot” [Elke Sommer] at a 7.

      Also, the presence or absence of porn star pancake makeup really skews the rankings.

      For instance, if the “Mighty Buffalo Mouse” chick were 10 or 15 years younger and had the porn start makeup slathered all over her face, then she could get up towards a 5.5 or a 6 [but, as it stands, I wouldn’t be able to go any higher than about a 4 on her].

      Plus I don’t know how to categorize the asian chicks – they both have excellent t!tties [assuming the t!tties aren’t silicone], but, at the same time, they’re asian chicks [ugh]. If they were white, they’d be 7s [but then I’d have to bump Elke Sommer up to a 9, which she is not].

      PS: Agree with the kkk0mment way below here that the “Attention Hog” looks disturbingly like that Deep State plant from Parkland.

      PPS: I couldn’t go higher than a 5.5 on the NXIVM chick from Smallville – she looks like a frigging meth addict now.

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      • on January 3, 2019 at 12:22 pm Captain Obvious

        It just dawned on me that I must be subconsciously grading on a bell curve.

        Do most guys grade linearly [Bottom 10% gets a 1, next 10% gets a 2, etc etc etc…, Top 10% gets a 10]?

        Because I don’t give out 10s.

        And maybe 1 in 100,000 White chicks gets a 9.

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      • Cap’n Obvious, everyone has an opinion, just like they have an ass… and most of ’em stink.

        If you can’t see that Elke Sommer is, objectively and by ANY standard (especially with the body that went along with that face), a 9, then everything else you say in re beauty is likewise suspect.

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      • SPOILER: “Attention Hog” IS David Hogg femaled-up by /pol/ autists as Daisy Hogg. a fake “sister” persona who is supposed to be pro-gun and etc.

        That IS a photograph of David Hogg post-photoshop, to put it even more clearly.

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      • “Attention hog” is actually [email protected] Hogg, turned into a fake female, “Daisy Hogg,” by /pol/ autists.

        That started out as a photo of Herr Hogg. It’s not a real person, other than a modification of the actual Hogg, that is.

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      • Some more of their ghastly photoshop work:

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      • on January 3, 2019 at 12:54 pm Captain Obvious

        >>>>> “If you can’t see that Elke Sommer is, objectively and by ANY standard (especially with the body that went along with that face), a 9, then everything else you say in re beauty is likewise suspect.”

        GE, I replied to you way below here, to similar effect, but this is the hottest celebutard I’ve ever seen, and she would be about a 9.5: https://imgur.com/a/m9aXeGx

        Elke Sommer is a couple of points [say 2.5] less than that, for about a 7; she’s nowhere near that echelon.

        PS: I do agree that Elke Sommer is the cutest of those pictured, but, as I was saying in my original kkk0mment, all of my scores are strongly clustered around 4s & 5s & 6s.

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      • you’re a fucking retard oblivious

        a bell curve? WTF is the sigma on this curve you idiot?

        use a normal distribution, a 10 would be probably 3 sigmas

        1:100000 gets a 9, then what the fuck is the point of your stupid fucking scale if nobody gets a 10 and 1 in 100k get a fucking 9?

        you’re an idiot ,please stfu and pass out from dementia

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      • on January 3, 2019 at 2:28 pm Captain Obvious

        >>>>> “1:100000 gets a 9, then what the fuck is the point of your stupid fucking scale if nobody gets a 10 and 1 in 100k get a fucking 9?”

        If you grade linearly, so that the top 10% all get a ten, then you’re saying that e.g. (((Erich Wolfgang Korngold))) is the same as Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart, which is patently absurd.

        When in point of fact, a 6 is about top 20%, a 7 is about top 5%, an 8 is about top 99%, and a 9 is about top 99.999%

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      • The point is to rank them in order. To prove that such an order exists. Naturally and generally agreed up.

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      • I’m with CO on this – it needs to be a curve otherwise there would be too many 9s and 10s and there CLEARLY aren’t if you look around. But I don’t think it’s a bell curve though since there are certainly not equal numbers of 1s and 10s – more like a Beta distribution.

        I’ve seen a few 10s in my life but it’s rare. And sometimes they talk or laugh or smile and the infatuation is instantly over lol.

        I used to think Kari Wuhrer was super hot. Damn you wall!!

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      • on January 3, 2019 at 4:12 pm Captain Obvious

        >>>>> “I used to think Kari Wuhrer was super hot. Damn you wall!!”

        I see the 15/16yo townie girls, doing “club” swimming on the local high school swim teams [as opposed to the “USS” swimmers on those same teams, who will get the NCAA scholarship offers], and those townie girls are hard 6s with beautiful supple soft snow-white skin, and fully developped bodies which are ready to push out teh White [email protected], whom you would gladly plough six ways to Sunday.

        But fast forward 3 or 4 years, to when they’re 18/19yo in community college [and/or working at Walmart], and they’ll be 4s & 3s whom you wouldn’t dream of opening on.

        tl;dr == Every female has her day in the sun.

        The problem is that for many of them, it won’t be a whole heckuva lot moar than just that one single day.

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      • Kari Wuhrer had some awful frankentitties

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      • haha, don’t ruin her for me.

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      • Damn, my Hogg thing double poasted. And this after it disappeared into the ether entirely earlier.

        How loathsome.

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      • a bell curve? WTF is the sigma on this curve you idiot?

        use a normal distribution, a 10 would be probably 3 sigmas

        I try not to shit on people here but if you’re going to go around shitting on people for being idiots then you should probably know A bell curve is a normal distribution.

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      • Hey Incel, I just thought of an old saying that applies to you.
        “Beggars can’t be choosers”

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  5. Dang, the joke subtext dissappears after voting. Any chance for a comment listing them?

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  6. Hello, Titty looks like one of those man-made sex dolls.

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    • The fact that she’s so far gotten nearly 100 votes at 7 and above, with a goodly portion considering her an 8 or 9, proves there’s no hope for most o’ youse thirsty yeggs ’round chere.

      (((shakin’ mah haid)))

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      • on January 3, 2019 at 9:09 am William of Orange County

        Tru Dat but I also look at it differently.

        Modern women have become so bad at being women the doll is leading the pack voting wise.

        It’s like somebody somewhere said regarding some of the trannies you see nowadays, “Men are better at being everything, and women are so bad, that they’re even better at being women.”

        Black. Pill. Posting.

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      • Modern women have become so bad at being women the doll is leading the pack voting wise.

        A fair point, but geez… c’mon, White men, have some pride.

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      • -3 for her “Titty-Tat”

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      • whats a yegg, greggg?

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      • I taut I taw a titty tat. 😉

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      • whats a yegg, greggg?

        Old school slang for a partner in crime. Initially meant a safecracker, then any thief, then any member of a mob’s gang.

        From Miller’s Crossing:
        “You’re smart… good. We only take yeggs what’s been to college.”

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      • Yah but how many votes were socks?

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      • >yeggs def.

        That’s cute ge. I didn’t know you were so endeared to the pundits around here

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      • more like there’s no hope for bio females when so few of them can look better than the doll.

        sexbots have 3 YUUUUUUUUUUUUUGE advantages over bio females.

        1) never gets fat
        2) never gets old and wrinkly
        3) never sticks you with a child support or alimony bill

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      • “Men are better at being everything, and women are so bad, that they’re even better at being women.”
        Michael Obama was just named Most Admirable Woman.

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    • I thought sex doll or Asian tranny when I saw that one. Honestly Asian trannies are more feminine than most American women.

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    • Was it intended as a rebuttal to those denying the robot sexpocalypse? Because it is effective. Men are visual, that is why the sex doll got higher ratings than the plain-jane fatty in white. Lots of comments downplaying the huuuge effect sexbots are about to unleash usually say that they could never stick their dick into a doll because it isn’t a “real” women – ignoring that billions of men through history have been able to rub their own dicks to nothing more than the *thought* of a women, let alone to porn.

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    • on January 3, 2019 at 5:50 pm Corinth Arkadin

      I thought for sure it was a Ladyboy.

      I refrained from voting on a few since a female Hogg, Alison Mack, and the above do not enter my register.

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  7. Uh, what’s up with the chick that looks like David Hogg?

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  8. Hogg refurb is . . . disturbing.

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  9. gross. there’s a composite of David Hogg and some chick in here.

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  10. The names are spot-on.

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  11. I’ll gladly take a young Audrey Hepburn or Brigitte Bardot. Mmmmmmm!

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    • Audrey Hepburn?

      I always thought she was the type that other women thought men SHOULD find sexy.

      Ah well… every cat has his favorite rat. 😉

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    • Funny about Audrey Hepburn. I found her so very beautiful. Problem, at least for me, is she is somehow not sexy – to me. I would like to take her home and put her in or on a display cabinet. I can think of several actresses, e.g. Julie Christie, that I would want to place in another piece of furniture…

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      • If one likes the petite brunette type, at least Natalie Wood had a woman’s body.

        These Audrey Hepburn, Jackie Kennedy, Natalie Portman, Julia Roberts, Anne Hathaway types never struck me as anything more than perhaps something that might hit the GO button for a ghey or someone of the Judaic-Hebraic persuasion.

        But like the man said, there’s no accounting for taste.

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      • Portman and Hathaway in their primes were hotties. Watch Havoc to see Hathaway’s best nudity

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      • Here’s Natalie

        [CH: gorgeous. she’s a near-10]

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      • on January 3, 2019 at 6:43 pm Reinald Vallejo

        Raquel Welch.

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      • on January 3, 2019 at 6:46 pm Reinald Vallejo

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      • on January 3, 2019 at 8:14 pm electricangel

        Kind of an inverse butterface. Hepburn’s face is lovely, much more so than Marilyn Monroe. But I’d rather see the latter in a swimsuit or especially bikini. See the shots of her swimming naked.yow.

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      • Natalie’s more-endowed sister, Lana, was featured in a Bond film cameo… her character name was Plenty O’Toole. lzozlzozlozl

        I think it was Diamonds Are Forever, with Jill St. John as the lead Bond girl.

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    • hepburn was gorgeous but check out liz taylor in Cat on a Hot Tin Roof.

      Yeah, Paul Newman was in that too…never a better looking cast in history was assembled. I never got why she was an icon till i saw that movie.

      The woman who played Larissa in Zhivago was stunning

      so was Lauren Bacall when she was 19 and Bogey was bangin that ass

      what is remarkable about the B&W era was how beautiful these women actually were sans surgery that everyone and their dog can get now

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      • on January 3, 2019 at 2:18 pm Captain Obvious

        >>>>> “Yeah, (((Paul Newman))) was in that too…never a better looking cast in history was assembled.”

        F-Street, it’s impossible not to conclude that you’re JIDF when you drop your guard like that.

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      • on January 4, 2019 at 4:04 am Carlos Danger

        Liz was hot in International Velvet too.

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    • It has been said that her mother was some sort of noble in the Netherlands (a countess?) and her father was a fascist (and Englishman, I believe).

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  12. I think CH should follow this one up with a Marriage Material survey.

    Same pics. Different question.

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  13. 9
    6 (hilarious caption)
    4
    8 (even though fake)
    1
    5 (David Hogg photoshop?)
    7
    2
    10
    3

    GND – 6

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  14. on January 3, 2019 at 9:10 am S.J., Esquire

    Was within standard deviation for agreement on all of them except the blue-haired freak that looks like a boy. I would say that anybody excited about that thing must have his brain warped by pr0n.

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  15. Is this the post where I start to think CH is a CIA operative?

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  16. Basically, I gave high votes to the ones I thought were probably 1. actually female, and 2. White.

    With the lady kraut as the 10, of course. 😉 Hail Victory, me proud beauty!

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    • What do you think of hapa offspring, Ironman? Darwinian strategy would suggest “oopsing” (aka not pulling out) in Asia princess there assuming she lives in China etc.

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    • I rated according to whether or not I’d consider having children with them. Totally different results from “could she give me a boner”. I don’t give a dern about whether she’s feckable if partnering up means my kids look like imports.

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      • Well, there are only four I’m fairly sure are women, so that narrows the field right there. 😉

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      • F’rinstance, check out Pelosi’s “daughter.” That thing has the hands of a Marine Sergeant who’s personally strangled 17 Japs through the firing slits of their own bunkers.

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      • Jeebus, googlesearching each picture gives away who they are. Some of these women are brutally disgusting.

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      • on January 3, 2019 at 12:25 pm Captain Obvious

        >>>>> “I rated according to whether or not I’d consider having children with them.”

        That’s the problem for me, as well.

        The two asian chicks are pretty hot [as asian chicks go], but your ch!ldren by them might not even have souls.

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      • on January 3, 2019 at 12:33 pm Captain Obvious

        >>>>> “That thing has the hands of a Marine Sergeant who’s personally strangled 17 Japs through the firing slits of their own bunkers.”

        When I first j00gled for pictures of Alexandra Pelosi the other day, I immediately realized what Francis Ford Coppola was trying to warn us about with Talia Shire’s character in Godfather III: These Eggplant Women are frigging psychopaths.

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      • on January 3, 2019 at 6:28 pm Corinth Arkadin

        Alex Pelosi resembles Clayface in that pic. And I’m being generous. Most of the time she looks worse.

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    • Kraut? (((Russian))), rather.

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      • I guess Wikipedia is totally wrong, then?

        “Lutheran Minister Peter von Schletz,” who was apparently not identified as a (((nose))) by the Nahzees, doesn’t sound like a Russian jew, but I could be mistaken. My Fallibility Index is quite high, alas.

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      • There’s no way Elke was tribal… although if memory serves, she did marry some kike wrìter… hell, she WAS in Hollyvood, after all.

        Check her out with Paul Newman in The Prize for her best work. Her later Wicked Dream Of Paula Schultz was just a lurid teaser B flick with the half-assed, half-tribal crew from Hogan’s Heroes.

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      • No way she was tribal… although she did mårry a kike, if memory serves, being from Hollyvood and all.

        Check her out with Paul Newman in The Prize for her best work.

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      • on January 3, 2019 at 12:57 pm Carlos Danger

        Elke Sommer is German.

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      • My mistake. Thought you were talking abuot Gessen.

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    • on January 3, 2019 at 8:21 pm Libertarian_Pill

      I got tricked by the robot, but it looks like I’m not the only one. I never found the first lady very attractive (even young), although I am sure she had a really nice body. That face has something off about it. It’s not even a sour grapes phenomenon, there are plenty of golddiggers I find extremely hot.

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    • on January 4, 2019 at 4:06 am Carlos Danger

      Have you actually ever dated a German woman?

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      • It can be tricky. With your Hermans and all.
        My old man was once about to seal the deal with a (much) younger fraulein while on one of his interminable skiing jaunts sometime in the latter half of the last century (a number of his co-revellers were rumoured to be ex-SS. “Great lads. Always up for a laugh, and stood their round”).

        ‘So, where are you from, pet?’
        ‘Schmurglburglhamhoflingarschloch (possibly?), it’s a small village up on the north coast, you won’t know it’.
        ‘Know it, lass? Why, I’ve bombed it …’
        and the crazy old guy was puzzled to see her turn on her heel and stalk off, practically spitting blood.

        Because he never got to the bit where it was 1954, and he’d just unloaded the Canberra (maybe the old Lincoln, I have to check) on a shed in some marshland during an exercise. Total casualties, 1 cow.
        They’d been given the wrong coords.

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  17. Who knew The Honorable Congresswoman has a nice rack. I think she only needs a firm older man to red pill her to conservative values.

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    • Just like her 31 million natural conservative border hopping cousins. Go fellate Ronald Ray-gun’s bones.

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    • Occasional Cortex does seem to have decent titties but if I were able to get past the stupidity I’d still have trouble getting past the face: sanpaku eyes, caveman brow ridge, long philtrum, thin lips, long gums, jacked up teeth

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  18. I genuinely looked at #5 and thought “Huh, okay well I guess we’re ranking guys, too.”

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  19. I laughed to-bits
    Making it hard to be unbiased on looks alone knowing their behavioral disposition and their geneticuck line

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  20. The robot and the Parkland Survivor are battling it out for my heart

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  21. The guy and the plastic one are not saluted.

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  22. A couple of those would have been higher with full body shots.

    Any tattoo in an erogenous zone isn’t going to rate higher than a 4 with me. That’s one of my spot-a-thot indicators.

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  23. The one looks like David ride-a-Hogg in drag.

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  24. I remember growing up watching Allison Mack in Smallville. She was the highlight of the show/ I gave her a 10 for the nostalgia factor (sorry guys). Shame she’s a sex cult freak, like the rest of hollywood. The logical 10 is the 3rd from last female in black & white.

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  25. 1 8 classic beauty
    2 6
    3 1
    4 4 mysery meat but would fug the pink off of her
    5 2 Cankles
    6 3
    7 10 cute but soulless 1000 cock stare eyes
    8 7
    9 9
    10 5

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  26. on January 3, 2019 at 9:57 am Flyover Deplorable

    Hate to admit it, but I can’t figure out how or where to vote, or where to see the rankings so far. No subtexts or buttons appear on my screen. Something to do with my operating system, Linux Mint?

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    • They appear right under the pictures. I had to disable Brave’s Site Shield to be able to see them.

      Hope that helps.

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    • I’m on Mint too (v 19, Cinnamon). No problem here.

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    • I saw the voting buttons for most of them but for some reason, there weren’t any for Elke Sommer.
      In any any event, since each number can only be used once, I can’t give a 0 to both Masha Gessen and the Hello Titty lady-boy, therefore I’m not voting.

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    • I relaxed privacy/tracking controls to see voting interface, but restoring the privacy/tracking restraints did not hide the voting interface. I guess either (1) privacy controls, (2) the page was fixed somehow.

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  27. I thought John Cassavetes was dead

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  28. This is the mother of all trolls. Bravo, CH.

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  29. Anyone know who the Former Model is?

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  30. Ok, I’ll play:

    1) 8
    2) 6
    3) 2
    4) 6
    5) negative 100
    6) 7
    7) 5
    8) 1
    9) 8
    10) 2
    11) RIP Mollie Tibbets

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    • Elke Sommer a mere 8, in this line-up?

      Let’s not make the high jump a pole vault.

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      • on January 3, 2019 at 1:01 pm Carlos Danger

        You’re hotter for her than anyone else here. I never thought she was that great looking. I gave her an 8. Senta Berger in her day was far better looking and so was Ursula Andress if we’re talking about German transplants.

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      • Senta Berger and Ursula Andress were indeed in the upper stratosphere… but Elke had a bit of the girl-next-door sexiness that the other two lacked.

        Senta was a bit too refined, and didn’t have Elke’s body… and Ursula was more the va-va-voom type that had just a touch of bitch face.

        Personal taste.

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      • on January 3, 2019 at 2:41 pm Carlos Danger

        Senta plays a nice wife next door type often on German TV nowadays. She has aged pretty well and must be in her 70s.

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    • tibbs was a 6-7 before she went to college. loses points for being a lib, gains a few for having a low notch count.

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    • I can’t remember whether it was Mad Magazine or which who referred to Ursula Andress as Ursula Undress.

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    • Don’t you have to have one and only one of each number? You aren’t playing by the rules.

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  31. number 4 is a sex doll.

    number 2 is occassionally cortex the socialist Congress woman and unfortunately future president.

    number 7 is allison mack of the nvixxm sex cult game that was seen chasing her master before arrest

    there has to be a tyranny in there and its number 6, I believe the miss Spain if I’m not mistaken.

    so …

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  32. To encourage voting on the complete array, CH might want to include the disclaimer that votes here, like all of Hillary Clinton’s Congressional testimony ever, and lots of Comey’s, is not under oath. (Or did they both testify under oath? I forget. Which one, if either, did the FBI interview without notes, unrecorded, not under oath, while doing shots of tequila?)

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  33. oh, and the “bonus” girl was murdered by an illegal alien if I remember correctly

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  34. on January 3, 2019 at 10:35 am Omnidempotent

    I would be interested to see an experiment like this where, instead of ranking them on one axis, we would rank them on the three axes of fuck, marry, and kill. Those women I would pump and dump are very different from the women I would marry. The kill axis is for those so repulsive that the value of their existence is in question.

    I would fuck the sex doll apex whore, marry the Mollie next door, and kill the piggo. The bull dyke mega tranny can stay if it can fix my car.

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  35. on January 3, 2019 at 10:41 am Matthew Yglesias is a Sex God

    David Hogg is actually pretty hot as a girl. I’m a little disgusted with myself.

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  36. on January 3, 2019 at 10:44 am Captain John Charity Spring MA

    Nowhere is the Nordic Backpacker?

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  37. on January 3, 2019 at 10:52 am Eric Ruttencutter

    Ok which wise guy voted Masha Gessen a 10?

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  38. It’s not the face yer f*ckin’ – it’s the f*ck yer facin’.

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  39. I put Daisy at 10 only because I want to see Hogg get a case of T.I.T.S (Trolled into Tranny Syndrome) and become even more of a lolcow.

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  40. I’m pretty amazed how consistent the scoring is. If it were approached differently – no numerical score but rather a ranking, I’m guessing that just about everyone would order the top to bottom in just about the same way.

    It’s almost as if biology has provided men with the ability to determine viability quickly just by sight. Hoodathunkit?

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  41. I voted occasional-cortex a “7”; but when she smiles and reveals her horse teeth/gums, she immediately loses 2 points!

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  42. Why is gru’s officer on the list

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  43. I voted twice.

    First time on my phone, and poll boxes misaligned, so that girls got the grade for the girl above them as I got a display bug. HEnce my bizarre results.

    Redid the thing on my laptop, I am surprised that I got almost all 10 “consensus scores”, with the only difference being a swap between Hellot Titty and Sexium, and a swap between the buffalo and the (IMHO very cold looking) photographer.

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  44. I felt like Zeus judging these whores.

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  45. I gave Hello Titty a 10 knowing full well it was a sex doll. It’s little wonder really, they make them so to press all our attraction buttons.

    We’re doomed.

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  46. I would have labeled (young) Liz Taylor a fucking 12 if she was on here

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    • Hard to argue, if one’s tastes run to raven-haired beauty. A Place In The Sun and Ivanhoe were her “youth” peaks, later the more voluptuous Cat On A Hot Tin Roof and Cleopatra.

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    • on January 3, 2019 at 1:21 pm Captain Obvious

      >>>>> “I would have labeled (young) Liz Taylor a fucking 12 if she was on here”

      I had to read that a couple of times before I realized what you were getting at.

      That’s my point to GE way up above here – Elka Sommer is cute, but compared to e.g. a young Jane Fonda [or a young Liz Taylor], she’s no better than about a 7.

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      • Just because you may have a type you like better is immaterial.

        This isn’t even a debate… if Elke Sommer is a 7, then the Sistine Chapel is just another church, you fucking philistine.

        And I mean that in the nicest way possible, 😉

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      • on January 3, 2019 at 2:02 pm Captain Obvious

        The pictures I’ve seen of the sistine chapel are rather tawdry & cheap & garish looking.

        Italy is capable of so much better than that.

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      • on January 4, 2019 at 4:14 am Carlos Danger

        Go there CO. It works well in real life because the Vatican is yuuuuge The Sistine Chapel works well in real life too. I think you have the two confused.

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      • on January 4, 2019 at 1:12 pm PBR Streetgang

        Something sordid about debating the comparative hotness of woman my Dad probably fap’d to back in the day … Sad state of affairs that this current years eye candy can’t surpass reruns on TMC channel. Well, we’ll always have Paris – Ingrid Bergman FTW.

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  47. When I was young (and she too) I thought Elke Sommer the most beautiful woman in the world

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    • She was definitely in everyone’s Top Ten, back in the day.

      Hell, how could she NOT be?

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      • on January 3, 2019 at 12:42 pm Captain Obvious

        My problem is that any Top 10 would have scores like {8.5, 8.75, 9, 9.05, 9.10, 9.15, 9.20, 9.25, 9.3, 9.4}. Among celebutards, about as close as I’ve ever seen to a 9.5 would be a very young Jane Fonda. https://imgur.com/a/m9aXeGx

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      • Barbarella made Fonda somewhat of a sex symbol for 15 minutes, but she couldn’t hold a candle to either Elke Sommer or Ann-Margret or even Natalie Wood, along those lines.

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      • on January 3, 2019 at 1:26 pm Captain Obvious

        Okay, I just j00gled all of them, and Elka Sommer just lost half a point:

        Young (((Natalie Wood))): 6

        Young Elka Sommer: 6.5

        Young Ann Margaret: 7

        Young Jane Fonda: 9.5

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      • on January 3, 2019 at 1:27 pm Captain Obvious

        GE, your chicks aren’t even getting into the 8s, man.

        You badly need to up your Game muh brutha.

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      • Last time: personal taste is one thing, but there’s an objective standard that determines the value of a person’s opinion in just about ANY endeavor.

        I may like Elke more than Senta or Ursula, but I’m not going to argue that the latter two AREN’T 9s.

        You need to learn when, like, your opinion, man, is just that. 😉

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      • She’s a girl, she’s a kid, and she’s fun. Femininity, not Feminism.

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      • Maybe I like Scandi chicks more than some of you, but rating Ann-Margret an HB7 is bordering on 2/10 WNB territory.

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  48. The blonde in the black and white photo is very beautiful.

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  49. The inclusion of Allison Mack (pic 7) is very interesting. That the sex cult leader sits at a reasonable consensus seven is also interesting. I should have more to say about that. I guess it is surprising it isn’t more surprising.

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    • I guess a shopworn girl-next-door look still rates a 7… but she’s a bit too scrawny, to my eye.

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      • I ended up with a couple of gals numbered at a kind of “that’s all that’s left” rating in my effort to not use numbers over. I ended up with the photoshop of the dude way higher than I wanted (not recognizing what it was also) but wasn’t moving any of the ones I had lower up.

        Mack got a seven on my scale as well.

        I think it would have been interesting if the proprietor had included Kristin Kreuk and/or Erica Durance from “Smallville” along with Mack.

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      • on January 3, 2019 at 1:37 pm Captain Obvious

        Allison Christin Mack; born July 29, 1982
        Smallville; premiere episode October 16, 2001

        ACM was barely 19 years old when Smallville premiered [and she likely was only 18 years old when filming the first few episodes].

        Today, in 2019, she’s 36 going on 37.

        ACM, 2001: solid 7
        ACM, 2019: 5.5- [and falling fast]

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      • on January 3, 2019 at 1:44 pm Captain Obvious

        Somebody put together an excellent before & after here:

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    • alison mack today is a 6, alison mack 15 years ago was a solid 9

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      • on January 3, 2019 at 9:02 pm Captain Obvious

        She’s got a mighty lotta wrinkles in her face to be a 6.

        And at 36 going on 37, you’d be lucky to get two kids out of her who weren’t spergs or soys or manjaws.

        [I gave her a 5.5, and I know that’s splitting hairs, but I just don’t wanna give da ho a hard 6.]

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  50. Another way of re-framing this is to ask which one would give you the highest successful level of reproductive sex? The slutty dark one dancing around might give you a quick bastard after producing your legitimate children but is not worthy of a major investment of time and money. One the other hand, the boring white plane Jane’s might give you 3,4,5 intelligent children who all grow up to be reproductively successful adults. The models might be like owning a Ferrari and be too high maintenance to knock out more than 1 or two attractive children. I could be wrong on all of this but that is what the genes in my body are telling me.

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    • on January 4, 2019 at 5:26 am terryegrafed7039

      Not sure what some of youse yeggs see in Melanie. She posed for those sleazy-looking pix (as opposed to the “tasteful” kind) and has squinty eyes. And she’s only produced that one kid (so far as we know). Maybe it’s the halo effect–once we’ve decided a guy is an alpha, we assume his wife is the ideal. Or maybe the take-home message is that all men–even those who seem to have it all together–must “settle” to some extent, because the perfect woman doesn’t exist. (Never has; never will.)

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    • on January 4, 2019 at 5:26 am terryegrafed7039

      Not sure what some of youse yeggs see in Melanie. She posed for those sleazy-looking pix (as opposed to the “tasteful” kind) and has squinty eyes. And she’s only produced that one kid (so far as we know). Maybe it’s the halo effect–once we’ve decided a guy is an alpha, we assume his wife is the ideal. Or maybe the take-home message is that all men–even those who seem to have it all together–must “settle” to some extent, because the perfect woman doesn’t exist. (Never has; never will.)

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    • Mollie the sacrifice to the diversity gods looks like the girl next door you can marry and have 5 kids with while maintaining hand in the relationship.

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    • Where did my comment go?

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    • M od keeps eating my comments. Why is wo rdpre ss so g ay

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  51. Though not featured, current wall-imminent, a little more meat on her Taylor Swift is a living work of art.

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  52. Always amazing how similar men rank women..

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  53. This post is victim to CH’s ranking of women. I’m guessing Melania was supposed to be the 10 but she’s got a model look rather than a “physically unable to pull out” level of attractiveness. Should do this honestly with pics of random girls taken from instagrams with minimal makeup etc if a real good answer is desired.

    [CH: my intended 10 was elke. don’t worry, there will be more female beauty posts in the future]

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  54. on January 3, 2019 at 12:09 pm Admiral Ackbar

    It’s a trap

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  55. Lolzozozoozzozozz the phys!!!!

    https://abcnews.go.com/Politics/video/interview-furloughed-worker-60130091

    (((Of course)))). They will never ever stop.

    It is obvious that the electorate who elected Trump and does not have a federal government job has no sympathy whatsoever but ((( they))) just don’t care and will just keep pounding this down our throats every single day.

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    • Lolzozoz He lives with multiple roommates but claims the shut down is stopping him from buying a house. He was thinking about buying a house. Boo hoo. With “down payment assistance from the city.”

      Also shows him playing with his cat. Lozlozlz

      I don’t know how this goes on for eight minutes . I can’t watch all of it.

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    • The government shut down?

      Oh right, I’m a net tax payer, no wonder I didn’t notice

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      • A government shut down is much safer than an active government f’ing everything up (as a default with everything it touches in the last 80 years). And stealing our taxes to pay just the interest to the thieves at the (non) Federal Reserve is nothing short of gangland extortion.

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  56. on January 3, 2019 at 12:18 pm Sexual Tyrannosaurus

    WB all 10… indiscriminately.

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  57. You have a plastic Asian sex doll in there, lol. OMG SO HOT! And the last one (blonde chiseled, updo) is actually a man wearing makeup magic.

    The mousy modest buffalo gal might actually make your dinner, keep you warm at night, and she won’t die in childbirth. But hey, that kind of shit’s not SEXY, man! A tight ass, ripped abs, grapefruit tits, and boy hips gets me hard.

    The blonde Nexium cult creature is also a dude/sodomite/pedo. All the sex-kitten bombshells from the past are transvestites, including Marilyn Monroe, Rosemary Clooney, and Jane MANSfield. They all took it up the ass, that’s what #MeToo is all about. Pedophiles grooming and sodomizing teen boys.

    You guys wouldn’t know a real tranny if it hit you in the face with it’s limpy dick.

    ha ha ha ha sickos.

    [CH: coocoo for cocoa puffs]

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  58. Tooth-to-Gum Ratio notwithstanding, I think the NXIVM girl is cute as a button.

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    • Agree. Check out Allison Mack in Smallville. That bitch should be raising six kids right now in the Midwest.

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      • Yep, Superboy in Smallville passed her up for the whiny brunette. She seemed cute, fun, active, and well tempered (in the show). The brunette was always moody and bitchy.

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    • Nice to see people who also agree with me. I’m a sucker for cute midwestern types & she fits the bill perfectly. Cute smile, inviting eyes, full cheeks and bubbly personality. I loved watching her in smallville.

      Alright, enough beta shit.

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  59. Everybody who did not give the First Lady the 10 failed.

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    • Is the David Hogg one really him or something I haven’t really followed that meme?

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      • It is a photoshop deal of Hogg. I had to look it up after voting too. I caught the sex doll but missed that one. It ended up an eight because it was the lowest number I hadn’t used yet. I wasn’t flipping it with the tatted up sex doll. Aside from Elke there aren’t really any over sevens for me based on “my type.”

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    • She’d have to do something with her hair and lose the bitch face to get better than an 8.

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      • on January 3, 2019 at 12:45 pm Captain Obvious

        Yeah, I like Melania the human being [“10”] being way better than I like Melania the soft-core p0rn starlet [“6”].

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      • She got a nine but also because it was a rating I hadn’t used but right with you on the hair and bitch face. She’s an unattractive beautiful woman.

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  60. I’m really dying to see how far up the rankings the sex doll gets. Nice one, CH – although a little scary.

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  61. Who is 4?

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  62. Seriously guys, “Girl Next Door” gets more 10’ss than 1-3’s…how?

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  63. on January 3, 2019 at 1:00 pm Anonymous White Male

    My God! The 6th picture is David Hogg after his transition!

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  64. #7 & #8, Sexium and Former Model, looks like a before and after pic.

    Before: dating
    After: married.

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  65. 9: I think 9 is a little high for her, but all things considered she’s classically beautiful.
    6: She has the advantage of a seductive dance and look, but I don’t think the face is actually that beautiful if that is what we are going for. Kind of hard to see her face in the clip, though. Also has awesome tits.
    5: I think this lady is a little past her prime age-wise, but she’s actually quite nice looking.
    3: Really cute, but something is really wrong with this. Looks a little slutty. Also boobs look fake.
    1: Are you sure that’s a woman?
    1: I’m pretty sure that’s not a woman.
    7: Mouth is too big, but she’s pretty and feminine.
    2: This is fat. I thought that was against the rules. Might actually be okay if she lost 50lbs and smiled.
    10: Not really a personal 10 for me, but given the field this is it.
    4: Kind of feel sorry for this girl as it just seems she was hit with the genetic ugly stick.
    8: Cute girl next door type.

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  66. Elke Summer? I don’t know my 1960s Hollywood starlets. I thought it was Barbara Eden.

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    • All them Aryans look alike. 😉

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    • It’s the boomers’ fault that Mary Tyler Moore and Elizabeth Montgomery blah blah blah
      They were both popular during the Boomer period.
      Many females are also much hotter in their 20’s than when you see them passed menopause and barely look like their former selves.
      I never thought Eden was particularly good looking.
      Now,Mrs. Brady and Shirley Jones looked very bangable :o)
      OK in the film Goldfinger, Shirley Eaton was hot (she’s the one who got painted)
      Her sister who tried to kill Goldfinger was hot too.

      Alas, today they are all old women and look the same :o(

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  67. on January 3, 2019 at 1:59 pm clarence boddiker

    I guess one good easter egg is if one of the bitches was that feminazi who got dumped by the actual neonazi.

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  68. Until I have multiple independent sources confirming 0% burned coal, I consider all girls to be a zero.

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  69. Trap Hogg got me all fucked up. I refuse to participate now.

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  70. on January 3, 2019 at 2:47 pm Pretty Boy Looch

    Where the fuck are my black queens at?

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  71. There’s probably a bunch of racial preference built into this as well. WASPs aren’t wont to rate dirt-worlders highly in the interest of blood-lines. However, sub-saharans are quite fond of blondes… ponder that. Yuki’s a wobbler depending on your own ethnic makeup, but slots solidly into the 8-10 range in this lineup
    Anyways:
    7,5,3,8,1,9,6,2,10,4
    Yeah, Trap Hogg is disgusting when you know the context, but the /pol autists did a good job at constructing a legitimately beautiful face (which is, of course, the entire joke). It may be a trick, but still in the 8-9 range (they should have padded the lips a bit more)

    Bonus chick is a solid 7-8. Same as Kate Steinlee, but the slight edge for being slightly younger. R.I.P.

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  72. I must be anal retentive. Confused on the instructions that say, “rank the order,” which is different than assign a 1-10 ranking based on beauty/hotness.

    To me, ranking the order means rank the most beautiful #1 ugliest as #10. I think I may have done this backwards.

    Wonder if anyone else is read this the same way and is ranking incorrectly. I’ll wait to vote until I get clarification.

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  73. I love this entry. I was surprised by how close 70% of my rankings were to what the general consensus was. I guess men think in similar ways.
    P.S. to everyone who ranked the asian girl was higher than I did (6) – you must have little experience with asian women. She clearly has had tons of surgeries. This most obvious when looking at her nose. While I can definitely say she is cute, I know from personal experience that looking at a woman who’s had a lot of work done on her face is an uncomfortable experience. You would need to be seriously inebriated to actually accept her face the way she is expecting you to. Just my thoughts.

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  74. No 10 to choose from.

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  75. Sex dolls out themselves with no vascularity in the hands & neck, no joint definition, & a head that literally looks like it was impaled on their pointy little neck. Given those negs, Sex dolls, if they could demand money from those with thirst, would be our next generation of ruling elites. It is really no competition between masturbating with a doll vs. sloppy fat go gurrls, a life of incel, & avoidance of divorce rape. I’d also wager that if one sex doll was thrown into the modern mix of a random marry/fuck/kill challenge, there will always be a stronger argument for killing one of the two flesh & blood contestants vs. messing up the simulation of beauty, however flawed the doll may be.

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  76. In the absence of PhotoShop tricks, traps,
    artifice, and other gotchas:

    1) 10
    2) 6
    3) 4
    4) 8
    5) 1
    6) 7
    7) 5
    8) 3
    9) 9
    10) 2
    Bonus) 5

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  77. I was pretty sure “Hello, Titty” was a doll. The skin is too smooth.

    But why would you buy a doll with blue hair and tattoos? That is exactly what you are trying to get away from.

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  78. Elke Sommer is the obvious 10 on here. She first came to my attention in the movie “A Shot in the Dark” with Peter Sellers. He she is in a music video.

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  79. CH you are totally wrong about the Rebecca Reid you posted. The cow is a lifelong fattie and never ever was a model, only a journalist. There is a totally different Rebecca Reid who is a skinny model and actress. She now does stand-up comedy.

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  80. on January 3, 2019 at 4:53 pm Captain Obvious

    (San Francisco) Union says experienced firefighters knocked out of running for fire chief job http://freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/3717172/posts

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    • on January 3, 2019 at 4:54 pm Captain Obvious

      “…San Francisco Firefighters Local 798 president-elect Shon Buford wrote that local firefighters with the most experience in the field — those who have actually fought fires — had their job applications tossed out before any interviews were even held…”

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  81. on January 3, 2019 at 4:57 pm Nicholas Flavius

    The Japs put a boob tattoo on their fantasy android. Interesting.

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  82. Elke Sommer so utterly surpasses all of the rest of the girls in this thread, it’s not even funny. Between the rest, there is a vast range, of course, but Elke is the one girl in this thread who is well-nigh goddesslike in her beauty.

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    • Thank you… like I mentioned above, compared to her, the rest aren’t even the same species.

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      • Come on. Melania.

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      • I’ll grant you Melania as being in the running, but a poor second, due to the aforementioned dishevelment and bitch face masquerading as “come hither”.

        But for the rest?

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      • on January 3, 2019 at 8:41 pm Libertarian_Pill

        Agreed, the Scandinavian is the hottest by far. I never found Melania too attractive. The eyes have something cold and reptilian. There are other golddiggers I find genuinely beautiful, however.

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    • on January 4, 2019 at 4:28 am Carlos Danger

      Elke is a pretty average German woman. I see hotter here everyday.

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  83. As soon as I saw Hello Titty, I knew Greg the c-u-n-t Elliot would disapprove. While not on the same level as Elke Sommer, she’s a perfectly acceptable, 7+ specimen, you insufferable bum.

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    • Heh, heh… sock-boy lusts for plastic.

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    • It rankles you to no end when Whites don’t find nonWhites attractive, eh?

      What’s your ethnicity again, Looch?

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    • on January 3, 2019 at 6:32 pm Reinald Vallejo

      I loke it alot

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    • Greg doesn’t approve of people calling out his beloved (and always trustworthy!) CIA for doing nefarious things to America, especially online. Also, he likes to blasphemy the Mother of God and claims he’s a Christian.

      Cucky Greggy is good for a chuckle at his stupidity.

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      • This thread does not need Catholic autism.

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      • Autism is pretending sola scriptura is real.

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      • sola scriptura > nolo scriptura.

        Fear ye the Lord… and thereby fear nothing else.

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      • lmao. Sacred Scripture + Sacred Tradition +Magisterium.

        But hey, I’ll bet your CIA buds never taught you that, kiddo.

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      • Autism is pretending your church isn’t run by faggots.

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      • lol. It’s amazing how hard the Soviet Union worked to corrupt the church by sending in homosexuals. It’s almost like the atheist commies saw the Church as the one True Faith opposing their demonic marxism:

        https://infogalactic.com/info/Bella_Dodd

        But for you heretics….the commies never bothered. I wonder why….lol

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      • Only an autistic pud would want to yap about religion in a rate the woman post.
        Can you kind of get a grip on that power level ,hoss ?

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      • lmao. Only an autistic tard would bitch about religion mucking up his post. Can you dig it, sucka?

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      • Good grief your fuckwittery knows no bounds. Lookie here , you bead fingering nigger it’s one thing to shitpost ( when done right it can be a work of art, not this dreck you toss out . ) and another to post shit , which you do quite well at.
        Zip it, you short bus riding faggot.

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      • on January 4, 2019 at 4:30 am Carlos Danger

        Keep up the good work RG. You made my morning.

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      • HAHAHAHA!

        RG Cimera farts a loud, stinking wet one and Danger waxes poetic about the wondrous redolence, go figger.

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      • Sacred Scripture + Sacred Tradition +Magisterium

        Problem is, although you list Scripture first, in meat world all you teach are the traditions of men and idolatry mumbo-jumbo, with little if any Scripture…

        … understandable, since Scripture gives the rebuke to nearly all of your other practices.

        Got any tickets into heaven to sell, indulgence-wala?

        Know who else is REAL BIG on tradition and the writings of men, rather than God’s Word? (cough, Talmud).

        Keep up the nervous and forced laughter, fool. Better yet, just paint a Joker smile on your phiz, like any other clown, and save some typing.

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      • lol. It’s amazing how hard the Soviet Union worked to corrupt the church by sending in homosexuals. It’s almost like the atheist commies saw the Church as the one True Faith opposing their demonic marxism:

        Laughing boy laughing at himself, go figger. For the record, you misspelled (((soviet union))), shill.

        And as far as “worked hard(?) to corrupt”, looks like the work was light, indeed, on both marxist and gheyist fronts.

        Liberation Theology

        A movement in Christian theology, developed mainly by Latin American Roman Catholics, that emphasizes liberation from social, political, and economic oppression as an anticipation of ultimate salvation. Liberation theology is a synthesis of Christian theology and Marxist socio-economic analyses.

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  84. (((Masha Gessen”s nose))) tried to attack me through the computer screen.

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  85. @CH

    It’s noble of you to control for obesity and age, but the lack of control for makeup and camera quality heavily skews the results. Any man that’s ever compared a wahmen’s photo to a wahmen’s phyzz can attest.

    Furthermore, no man can TRULY rank a wahmen’s HB # without seeing her naked. Bottom line.

    Furthermoar, as a point of order, we must rank only the image presented, not a separate Goolag inquiry.

    Phurthermoar, the Easter eggs, although amusing, seem to put the yeggs on edge re: ranking dudes, dolls, trannys, etc. Perhaps a bona fide photo list would yield moar conclusive data?

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  86. on January 3, 2019 at 6:21 pm Corinth Arkadin

    OT, but still beauty relevant:

    https://weather.com/news/news/2018-12-31-national-parks-closures-government-shutdown

    Yeah, I’m sure the shutdown is making migrant Aztecs/Toltecs sh!t on the ground in National Parks and throw litter on the ground.

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    • Which is what they do when the parks are open, too.

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      • on January 4, 2019 at 2:18 pm Corinth Arkadin

        You can’t visit a national park without dealing with sleeping Aztecs on benches, and cavorting half-dressed kidz running around screaming.

        Hell, some beaches you can’t even go to becasuse they set up a giant tent like a Big Top for their whole tribe.

        Circus in town? YES.

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  87. on January 3, 2019 at 6:30 pm Reinald Vallejo

    Hello, Miss Inbred. You look like trouble.

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    • on January 4, 2019 at 3:41 am Carlos Danger

      Kushner isn’t taking care of the home front. Ivanka is showing a little too much leg there.

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    • Even though Ivanka’s got the youth edge, her scrawny legs and just-as-bitchy face would make me give the edge to Melania, the latter sure to have a much softer personality.

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  88. CH I’ve noticed a curious phenomenon that you could very well explain.

    I’ve seen that many women loose weight for the days around marriage, and after a break up or a divorce when the man leaves.

    I think it is something instinctive in women to loose weight everytime a man gets engaged with them or leaves them, can you explain what is this phenomenon?

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    • on January 4, 2019 at 3:35 am Carlos Danger

      They need to either keep a man or get a new one and have to start looking better. Its the same reason the gym gets crowded right before Spring Break

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  89. Lol at the high ratings for Daisy Hogg. Lol you idiots.

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  90. Epic CH…
    Tellin y’all… Occasional SexBot is going to have a sex scandal like a 10th grade English teacher..

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  91. on January 3, 2019 at 7:41 pm TFW no Space Reich

    Ranked, with comment.

    1. 9, Classic Slavic beauty.
    2. 6, Average face, nice tits.
    3. 5, She probably looked decent when she was 20.
    4. 8, The only reason she isn’t a 10 is the uncanny valley effect. Once they get lifelike movement down the sexbots will have real women on the run.
    5. 1, Are we entirely sure Masha Gessen isn’t actually a man?
    6. 4, A man, but still looks better than some of the harpies in this contest.
    7. 7, Cute, looks like the kind of woman I imagine marrying. Still wouldn’t join her death cult.
    8. 2, Former model? Did she hit the wall hard or did she always look like this?
    9. 10, Nordic perfection.
    10. 3, Not everyone can be an Aryan goddess. Until the White Imperium institutes eugenics.

    Bonus: 7, Classic girl next door. Build the wall, deport them all.

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  92. I thought the David Hogg one was a beautiful woman. I put “her” at 9 after Elke Sommer. I don’t know how anyone could look at that photo and see a man. I also didn’t catch that the Asian was a doll.

    I never found Katherine Hepburn, Audrey Hepburn, or Deborah Kerr sexy (and never found Katherine Hepburn attractive at all).

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    • on January 4, 2019 at 3:39 am Carlos Danger

      Katherine Hepburn was rather manly and what one might call a handsome woman.

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      • on January 4, 2019 at 5:26 pm Les Saunders, Protestant

        Audrey Hepburn is the woman in a black turtleneck you randomly meet at some artsy event or an event at Capitol Hill/Parliament on a Friday night in January and end up at her quirky apartment and bang her.

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    • Katherine Hepburn and Rosalind Russel were the trannies of their time, as far as I’m concerned, although in her first few films Kate could at least pass for a woman.

      Watch Deborah Kerr with Robert Mitchum in The Sundowners and you may change your opinion.

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  93. #7 and #8, Sexium and Former Model, look like a before and after pic.

    Before: dating
    After: married

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  94. on January 3, 2019 at 8:44 pm Libertarian_Pill

    There’s a singer who became semi famous in Europe with her song Marabou, who I find hotter than the top ranked ones on this list combined. Look up photographs or videos of Antonia Iacobescu. She’s also very down to earth and not a golddigger from what I hear (but, unsurprisingly not very bright, either).

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    • She’s pretty, but does not have a tight body…she’s skinny fat. Clearly does not exercise, and her looks will drop dramatically in 10 years. For the time being, she is surviving on the natural good looks her genes provided to her, and youth. Will not age well. Name sounds Romanian. Years ago, the women would stay thinner, and have better bodies, because they would at least do chores and walk everywhere. Now…lazy bones on iPhones.

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      • on January 3, 2019 at 11:07 pm Libertarian_Pill

        I think she has children (at least one). When she was younger and her videos were being played, I thought she was a goddess. I was younger, too.

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  95. Elke Sommer is the only worthy on your list. She was fabulously beautiful in her youth. Watch the movie ‘A Shot In The Dark’ to see her talent. The rest of those womyn you can sweep into the dust bin.

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  96. on January 3, 2019 at 9:29 pm Omnidempotent

    I would be interested to see an experiment like this where, instead of ranking them on one axis, we would rank them on the three axes of fuck, marry, and kill. Those women I would pump and dump are very different from the women I would marry. The kill axis is for those so repulsive that the value of their existence is in question.

    I would fuck the sex doll apex whore, marry the Mollie next door, and kill the piggo. The bull dyke mega tranny can stay if it can fix my car.

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  97. I found the uncanny valley effect more pronounced with Hogg than with the sex bot!

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    • on January 3, 2019 at 10:11 pm TFW no Space Reich

      That’s why “she” rates a four compared to eight. The point was that the sexbots can potentially get out of the valley. Once they can even act real and talk to you, real women will be in trouble. If you care about the future of our species this is very bad.

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  98. Mollie Tibbetts is (was) the most attractive person on that list, in my opinion. Elke Sommer does absolutely NOTHING for me.

    #7 is attractive, the rest aren’t my type AT ALL!

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  99. Two rarely mentioned beauties I had a thing for in their respective primes: Julie Delpy, Romina Power.

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  100. My buddies and I use a -5 to +5 scale. Where 1 and above expresses your level of interest in banging her. I feel like it’s more accurate than the 1-10 scale. Banging a girl is kind of a binary system but how much you enjoy it on a scale.

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    • Interesting method of ranking.

      I think we’re meant to use a more “objective” beauty scale. I think a lot of this gets shifted around if the context for voting changes. I followed the rules of this particular game and only used values of 1-10 and each only once on some sort of objective beauty scale.

      Aside from Elke on my personal ranking I’d only give Elke a 9 or 9.x but none of the others go above seven for me.

      Get into a bang wouldn’t bang, get into fights to bang, plate, marry, go through the apocolypse with sorts of scales things get shaken up quite a bit I think.

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  101. Such a pleasure and surprise to see Elke Sommer at The Chateau. It set me thinking that there are different types of 10s: Miss Sommer is the ice cool nordic type, then there are the warmer brunettes (say Senta Berger) the fiery types like Sophia Loren and the once playful Bridget Bardot. That still leaves the petite type (say Sylvie Vartan) or the larger framed though I cannot immediately think of anyone in that category.

    Time is cruel to women: compare Elke Sommer in say The Prize (1963) with Carry on Behind (1973). Good looking, certainly, but nowhere near the peak of her early twenties. After that it can only get worse.

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    • Carry On Behind is 50X funnier than Shot In The Dark, and at 33 in that flick, Elke still puts most girls in their twenties to shame, even for that era.

      I recommend watching the trailer, if nothing else.

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    • That still leaves the petite type (say Sylvie Vartan) or the larger framed though I cannot immediately think of anyone in that category.

      How about Anita Ekberg? Or maybe Jane Russell, before she started to look like a man?

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  102. Who out of their right mind voted Hogg higher than Buffalo?

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  103. on January 4, 2019 at 1:31 pm Pretty Boy Looch

    I never realized that Ocasio-Cuntez had titties like that.

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  104. on January 4, 2019 at 5:34 pm Les Saunders, Protestant

    Ocasio-Cortez looked quite the sexy little number in that clip – fun, flirty, and ready to fukk. Something about the way she moves. I’ve never had a Hispanic girl who wasn’t a really good lay, I mean actually fun in bed.

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    • on January 4, 2019 at 5:38 pm Les Saunders, Protestant

      Full video. If you wouldn’t hit that, you’re a card-carrying homosexual.

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      • Cortez looks ok when static, but when she’s moving she looks like a dump truck propped up on tree trunks. It’s especially obvious when she’s doing the shuffle routine with the taller guy.

        en passim. (((football jock))) isn’t.

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  105. No fair!
    >“I’ve avoided posting pics of grossly obese or very old women, because fat and age obscure any natural facial beauty.”
    > posts tub o’ guts Former Model.

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  106. elke sommer is german lol

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  107. David Hogg has a more feminine face than Melania…wow

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  108. on January 6, 2019 at 5:59 pm Harry Sambett

    Is it just me or has Melania bucked the trend and gotten better with age? I think that first photo was not that hot…

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  109. Elke is the best looker here. However Bardot is the gold standard. There were other classic beauties at this time like Claudia Cardinel, and Carroll Baker.
    Elke worked best in dramas. My favorite was Deadlier than the male. There were also a few spy and suspense movies.

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