The 70 Billion Dollar Blowjob

Hey, Jeff, you little pissant wall-eyed value-eating slave labor-loving wage-gutting nation-wrecking globohomo nerdo, was the tranny blowjob worth it? Asking for a friend named Donald Trump.

HAHAHAHAAAAAAAA

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Some thoughts on the Bezos Bimbo.

News is out (thanks to Trump’s friends at the National Enquirer) that Bezos cheated on his wife of two decades and had an affair with a 49-year-old woman sporting staypuft lip injections. That’s her above, Lauren “dirty” Sanchez. She is the wife of a friend of the Bezos’. The timeline is murky, but the latest reporting suggests Bezos was slamming Slamchez while both were still married, but you know how these satanic cult elite marriages are arranged to allow for “managed indiscretions”.

There were questions if the Bezos marriage blew up because Jeffy or his wife stepped out, but now we know — the rich husband cashed in his inflating SMV. The cosmic order remains in balance, and we may enjoy the spectacle of TDS sufferer Bezos getting his name dragged through the mud.

Bezos has been looking jacked since Trump became President. It’s known that lifting will raise testosterone levels, and higher T will increase the risk of infidelity (jacked up muscles => jacked up libido). I wouldn’t be surprised if Bezos has more than one mistress in his closet that he acquired after he started throwing the iron.

The Trump Curse is real. Bezos is a notorious Trump-hater who bought the Washington Post-Op with the sole intention of turning it into an unreadable anti-Trump rag, which he did, quite successfully.

Maybe Jeff Bezos hates Trump because Trump’s wives were and still are much hotter than the plain jane Bezos managed to land with his money?

Could be!

That’s another aspect of Trump I respect. He had the power and he USED IT to grab only the sexiest pussy. While Bezos flirted with a middle aged desperate housewife, Trump was romping with porn whores, playboy models, fashion models, and who knows how many garden variety hotties off the streets of NY.

A billionaire would really have to be a pathetic beta boob to fail at attracting a hottie. And that was Betazos. A beta soul cannot be cured by 140 billion dollars. It’s not that unusual to see very rich men acting like total noobs with women. If you’ve spent all your time making money and none of it learning how to banter with women, and lean on your money to do all the courtship and seduction work, then women will fall for your money instead of you.

Sanchez might be a golddigger. Golddiggers target already rich men. Smart women target pre-rich men who seem like they have the potential to become rich. How do women become filthy rich? By divorcing a filthy rich man.

Normally, I feel some sympathy for men who get taken to the cleaners by rapacious whores leveraging a corrupt divorce-rape system that enables their thievery, but in this case I will enjoy every minute of this spectacle and every last dollar squeezed out of robber baron Bezos’ Amazog Prime wallet. It couldn’t happen to a nicer globalist.





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  1. She looks lik a amazonian.

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  2. Betazos.

    lollz.

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  3. Although he bought his way in yet another pussy grabber in the leftist media. It always seemed like their objections to Trump’s morals seemed a bit forced.

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    • on January 11, 2019 at 9:32 am PBR Streetgang

      It’ll be telling to see if the tabloid media goes full OJ or spikes this story. Big betabux aside – this doesn’t have the feelz of a big buck nog beheading his beautiful blonde trophy wife … just another beta fellated and fleeced.

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    • on January 11, 2019 at 11:57 am Sorcerygod at sorsgod.wordpress.com

      If Bezos went to a PUA boot camp — hell, wait a minute. He could have BOUGHT all the PUA boot camps, and every trainer in the world for perpetuity, and gotten the best instruction in the Crimson Arts since Aristotle trained Alexander.

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      • wouldn’t work.

        if an alpha embarrasses his wife by getting caught like this, she has to act to save face. this isn’t france or spain or somewhere this sort of thing would be laughed off. It’s MURKA, land of the patriarchy!

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    • on January 11, 2019 at 12:21 pm Captain Obvious

      IT’S ALWAYS PROJECTION WITH THE LEFT.

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  4. I experienced a strange feeling of satisfaction reading that.

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  5. The richest guy in the world
    Went for a 49 year old chick

    So little competition out there

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    • his friend’s wife. pathetic weasel.

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    • I would say in this case, it’s most likely the fact of doing the taboo thing that got his rockers off than the broad herself, especially considering it’s the wife of a friend, he wanted to get his rocks off being bad rather than indulging in the old lady. I mean let’s face it, he has the money to get much younger things, but that doesn’t come with the taboo of being bad, which is what got him off.

      The sex impulse gets worse when you sate it at every chance, eventually you need bigger highs and for that, bigger taboos, this is where it led him because he refused to put a lid on it.Every once in awhile you need to refrain in order to keep vanilla sex fresh, you can bang all the young broads you want but eventually you’re going to need something more if you don’t do it in moderation, and being ‘bad’ became that something more in this case, i.e. fucking a friends wife.

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    • This is exactly what I’m getting at, bros. Bezos reeks of OPTIONLESS BETA..

      This guy’s got more money than god, but when he looks to cash in his newly acquired SMV chips, he buys the first thing that appears—his friend’s wall-impacted, mud blooded, tranny-ringer wife! (With whom they probably have dinner once a month.)

      Why? Because she already knows him; he doesn’t have to cold open this brawd.

      This is truly pathetic. Bezos may be a successful man, influential, wealthy beyond compare. But when it comes to front-holes, he’s a thoroughly blue pill, pedestal polishing, shaking-in-his-boots beta. Full stop.

      Sometimes I wish I was a woman because it’s ten times easier to fleece a thirsty goon’s empire than it is to build your own.

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      • Touche. Well summarized.

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      • Let’s be clear… Sanchez is the hottest broad Bezos has been near.

        Yeah at 49 now she is showing some age, but all he could ever do is fap to girl’s like her younger self…

        Have ya seen his wife btw?

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      • Not quite as bad as Cuckersperg, but that’s pretty bad still.

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      • It’s gotta be the eye that throws women for a loop and they want no part of 140 B. Who would want to be looking up at that eye while being pounded?

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      • on January 11, 2019 at 1:22 pm Greg Eliot Hungry For Black Pole

        What about a HO??????? Pay da bitch and go home.

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      • no. he enjoyed her company…or something.

        he couldn’t take the preggo risks of fertile chicks and maybe he’s against h00kers.

        Prince Charles went for Camilla; some dudes are just weird

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      • Mackenzie is not bad looking for her age and having four kids, but you’d expect that with her access to any beauty and fitness treatment available. So what happened? My guess is even though they are both raging SJW overlords, she froze him out because he was a beta loser in the bounds of their relationship. I guarantee Sanchez wears the pants there.

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    • on January 11, 2019 at 7:48 am DissesMYisland

      Richest GOY in the world. You’re forgetting about a certain other (((family)))

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    • on January 11, 2019 at 12:19 pm Corinth Arkadin

      LOL I mean, look at the motherphucker though.

      Even with all that money, he’s still a sucker.

      I’ve read his texts. Shit reads like a 12 year old with a throbbing hard on and doesn’t know what to do with it.

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    • Thread winner right here. Maybe kkkomment of the month.

      Bezos’ mistress is so old she isn’t even able to bear him any children. That’s Emmanuel Macron-level embarrassment right there.

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  6. Mackenzie was watching his diet and helping him train for the big marathon and he picks up that chick at the Finish line…

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  7. I don’t understand guys who trade down. 2 that spring to mind are Prince Charles (from Diana to Camilla) and Michael Hutchins (INXS Frontman rockstar) (from Helena Christenson to Paula Yates). Both of these guys were at one time or another the worlds most eligable bachelors and at the top of their game, they then traded down for their own reasons. If your resourses and SMV is sky high why would you choose these women? And Pre-loved women with children at that. There has to be a reason other than ‘He’s a Beta Male’. Emotionally distant mother perhaps? idk.

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    • Yes, it’s probably psychological, something to do with their mothers. I’ve heard the theory that Prince Harry went for Megan Markle because she’s an emotional replacement for the mother he lost as a young boy: older than him, dominant in the relationship, tends to set the lead and he follows, just like a young boy and his mother. Let’s be fair, Megan isn’t bad looking at all but he obviously had his pick of the women of Britain and pretty much the entire world and easily could have gotten much younger and hotter, yet he preferred a mother figure. I like Harry, and when you see what’s going on it’s hard not to feel a bit sad for him and for how losing his mom like that must have affected him.

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  8. on January 11, 2019 at 2:03 am California Caucasian

    I’ve managed to score more Grade A just owning a house. Filled the kitchen of said house with shiny pots and pans, can make a killer omlette… the ass flows. Being able to nominally cook anything = panty drop…

    How can a rich rich oligarch do so poorly? I’m just a poor fuck who won’t buy drinks, but I’ll make you a cocktail at home…

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    • Can’t fix this type of beta. Arguably a worse case than Bourdain.

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    • on January 11, 2019 at 3:22 am terryegrafed7039

      And here we thought “kitchen game” only worked for chicks.

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    • Thank you my boomer.

      Broke: Skittles man

      Woke: Boomer omelette man

      Bespoke: Sending most of the population of California to New Auschwitz

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    • in less then a year a woman will hate you it is in their DNA no matter how nice you are or how much money you got. sounds like you took a fatrino off the wall and bought her a house or you just full of shit

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    • Sorry doubters – he’s right having a house, signaling middle class stability can easily score a lot of women who are looking to marry and have children. You don’t have to make them an omelette, just casually drop that you own a house in an expensive white area.

      It also makes it way easier to set up a date at your house, which you degenerates can easily convert into a lay if that is your goal.

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    • omg according to INSEL you’re such a loser, you should have just bought her skittles like all the alphas here would have

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    • Are you a feeder? Ugh.

      Picking up chicks by giving them extra food = no bueno

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  9. OT: Lee Majors and current wife Faith:

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  10. on January 11, 2019 at 3:04 am Bound for Glory

    Bezos looks like he could be one the (((tribe))). But he isn’t. They must want to take him down a few billion notches. And it looks like they will.

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    • He doesn’t look jewish at all.

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    • From ethnicelebs.com:

      Birth Name: Jeffrey Preston Jorgensen

      Place of Birth: Albuquerque, New Mexico, U.S.

      Date of Birth: January 12, 1964

      Ethnicity: Danish, German, English, Irish, 1/16th Swedish, distant Northern Irish, Scottish, Welsh

      Jeff Bezoz is an American technology and retail entrepreneur, philanthropist, investor, electrical engineer, and computer scientist. He is the founder, chairman, and chief executive officer of the world’s largest online shopping retailer, Amazon.com.

      He was Time Magazine’s Person of the Year for 1999.

      Jeff is the son of Jacklyn (Gise) and Theodore John Jorgensen. His stepfather, Miguel “Mike” Bezos, is Cuban, and formally adopted Jeff. Jeff is married to novelist MacKenzie Bezos, with whom he has four children.

      His maternal ancestors were settlers in Texas. Through his maternal grandmother, he is a second cousin, once removed, of country music singer George Strait. Jeff’s maternal great-great-grandparents, John Joseph Strait/Straight and Martha Eudora “Mattie” Kilgore, were also George’s paternal great-grandparents.

      Jeff’s paternal grandfather was Theodore John “Ted” Jorgensen (the son of John Jorgensen and Ida Minnie Birn). Theodore was born in Illinois. John was born in Holbæk, Holbæk Municipality, Region Zealand, Denmark, the son of Jørgen Søren Mortensen and Mette Marie Pedersdatter. Ida was also born in Denmark, the daughter of Frederik Theodor August “Theodore” Birn and Ida Christine “Minnie” Andersdottor, who was Swedish.

      Jeff’s paternal grandmother was Dolores Pollock (the daughter of Henry Dwight Pollock and Lillian Margaret DeWall). Dolores was born in Iowa. Henry was the son of Irish parents, Arthur Pollock and Lydia Nagle, who was from Cork. Lillian was the daughter of Hie “Heide” DeWall, who was German, and of Lena Cathryn Wolpert.

      Jeff’s maternal grandfather was Lawrence Preston Gise (the son of Lloyd Preston Gise and Rebecca Mabel/Mable Hall). Lawrence was born in Texas. Lloyd was the son of Daniel Kerlin Gise and Adeline/Adaline A. “Addie” Kearns. Rebecca was the daughter of Thomas King Hall and Henrietta Trammell.

      Jeff’s maternal grandmother was Mattie Louise Strait/Straight (the daughter of Yancy/Yancey Clarence Straight/Strait and Marie Vesper). Mattie was born in Texas. Yancy was the son of John Joseph Straight/Strait and Martha Eudora “Mattie” Kilgore. Marie was the daughter of Bernhardt Vesper and Frances Louise Bitter, who both had German ancestry.

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      • hmm.

        well for fuck sake just look at the guy. hes the most Jewish looking got I’ve ever seen.

        somewhere in his lineage is some dominant jew phenotypes. either that or hes had enough jew baby blood pumped through him to be part of the tribe.

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    • on January 11, 2019 at 12:21 pm Corinth Arkadin

      More like turtle genes, he’s got the head of a terrapin.

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  11. on January 11, 2019 at 3:08 am gunslingergregi

    at that point maybe a one billion cap

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    • on January 11, 2019 at 3:10 am gunslingergregi

      be kind of ironic though she gets 70 billion and blows it all

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    • on January 11, 2019 at 12:00 pm Sorcerygod at sorsgod.wordpress.com

      His wife will probably spend the money on buying every pair of shoes that comes out of luxe-Europe for 3 years. She’ll need a new mansion for all her new shoes.

      Then it’s onto purses . . .

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  12. You can feel pity for Bezos, and still think:
    He had it coming, and;
    It’s funny.

    Instead of the picture of his family on his desk, he should have had a Scrooge McDuck sized pile of loot, roughly torn in half.

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  13. on January 11, 2019 at 4:03 am gunslingergregi

    and i get to do whatever i want
    and m wife still there
    its a crazy world

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  14. on January 11, 2019 at 4:04 am gunslingergregi

    these kinds of stories bring no hope
    where the fuck is lifesrtles of the rich and famous
    want to see them enjoy themselves

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  15. on January 11, 2019 at 4:05 am gunslingergregi

    looks a little like my wife prob worth the 70 bil

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  16. on January 11, 2019 at 4:09 am General Pinochet

    What a dumb S.O.B.
    Dude could pay $300 and bang women who look halfway decent. $1,200 would get him an actual porn star in Japan. On top of that, discretion would be much greater.
    I love that he is facing this, though. I hope the wife takes as much as possible.
    If anyone wondered why this POS hates the G.E., we now have a clear picture, thanks to C.H.

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  17. on January 11, 2019 at 4:16 am gunslingergregi

    wife gonna get money that is over ten times worldwide strategic minerals market after he works ass off to make his business yea thats not fucking equal

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    • on January 11, 2019 at 4:20 am gunslingergregi

      not realistic either not like he got 140 mil in cash that stock right
      so if tried to sell all that one day obviosly stock gonna go down
      and split a business in half it might not survive

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      • on January 11, 2019 at 12:31 pm Captain Obvious

        That’s a very important observation.

        There comes a point where you can own so much of a thing that simply signalling an intent to sell can collapse the entire market for it.

        Most people aren’t capable of conceiving of Supply & Demand curves being dynamically altered in front of their very eyes – most people seem to think of Supply & Demand being effectively constant over time [or, at worst, only ever changing at a snail’s pace].

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      • Kind of like the repercussions of the Czar’s death and the insurance policies linked to it in 1917 almost bringing down the entire world financial system.

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      • 1918 — why do I keep deducting a year from events?

        First it was 2015 for Trump, now this.

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      • on January 11, 2019 at 7:57 pm DissesMYisland

        “….simply signaling an intent to sell can collapse the entire maket…”

        Just ask Mr Nathan Mayer Rothschild.

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  18. “It couldn’t happen to a nicer globalist.” LMAO!!
    oh man that made my morning.

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  19. on January 11, 2019 at 4:32 am gunslingergregi

    no wonder if people with loot hate the lower classes lol
    god this world blows

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  20. on January 11, 2019 at 4:37 am gunslingergregi

    trump fucked up by bitches now this dude so sad
    mel too
    ya not only got to get fucked up emotionaly the bitch got to fuck your wallett too
    dam

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  21. on January 11, 2019 at 4:46 am gunslingergregi

    thats why before you marry a chick u retain the right to do whatever u want he he he

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  22. on January 11, 2019 at 4:48 am gunslingergregi

    broke the bed in us
    went indo broke the bed there maybe im not human so its all good

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  23. on January 11, 2019 at 4:52 am gunslingergregi

    praying for them to stay together why would they divorce thats dumb they old for fucks sake lol

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  24. And Bezos married his gogrrrrl plain jane wife before he’d made his first real money. Surely no prenup. Bwahahahahahahaha!

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  25. on January 11, 2019 at 5:38 am CultwuralResilience from Mobile

    Why don’t these rich betas just cut to the chase. Instead of marrying some goldiggerho, fond woman they don’t like, that doesn’t like them, and buy her a Beverly Hills Mansion

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  26. on January 11, 2019 at 5:57 am gunslingergregi

    done lawd ourselves into a shitty box

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  27. Dirty Sanchez….love it

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  28. His wife actually has gotten better looking with age. Girls let this be a lesson, long hair is always sexier than a bowl cut.

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  29. Bezos knows a few things:

    1) Trump will end the USPS contract that allows companies to ship for next to nothing from China.
    2) His razor thin profit margins on retail are going to be heavily impacted by the above.
    3) For his high profit margin business (AWS), there’s now a lot of startups beginning to erode it. (Eg: Wasabi)
    4) His slave labor situation is untenable and will also drive up costs.

    The above will decimate his business. Now gentlemen, how do you pull a massive stock sale and avoid the insider trading charge?

    Obviously, when the time comes he’ll say the courts forced him to sell his stock for the divorce. Straight out of the Enron playbook. I forget the executive from there who “left his wife for a stripper” but same thing here.

    The more you know…

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  30. 70 billion text game playas…

    “The tabloid, which didn’t publish any of the racy images, says one shirtless photo sent June 1, 2018, had a message reading:

    “You know what I want? I want to get a little drunk with you tonight. Not falling down. Just a little drunk. I want to talk to you and plan with you. Listen and laugh … I basically WANT TO BE WITH YOU!!! Then I want to fall asleep with you and wake up tomorrow and read the paper with you and have coffee with you.””

    He could take lessons from James Franco… Lolzlolzlolz

    https://pagesix.com/2019/01/10/jeff-bezos-texts-to-lauren-sanchez-reportedly-include-nude-pics/

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    • That right there tells me his wife, who is better looking than his mistress froze him out because he is a fucking beta. I saw a video of him being interviewed when he was worth 10 billion. He’s driving his 10 year old Accord down the road in a pastel windbreaker and the reporter asks him what’s with the car.

      “It’s a perfectly good car!’

      Loser

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      • he aint a beta he is a top alpha to command Amazon and blows the theory all to hell that if you an alpha you get all the women and they stay loyal

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      • A lot of rich people get rich cause they aren’t frivolous with their money. If I was Bezos rich, I still wouldn’t spend $500 on ravioli. Not being a car guy doesn’t make him a loser. Agree on the beta thing

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      • He’s a beta, but I can understand being singularly unimpressed by cars.

        In fact, I’d probably rather have a reliable used car or pickup truck than a fancy new one that’s just going to depreciate in value hugely the first time a fleck of dust touches it, while marking me as a walking money-bag to all and sundry who are on the lookout for such things, as well.

        Also agree with everybodyhatesscott on the food. Give me a good home-cooked meal any day over some expensive restaurant fare.

        Though if I had billions, I can’t guarantee I wouldn’t buy a few demilitarized armored vehicles and drive around in them on my property just for the hell of it at times. 😉

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      • “he aint a beta he is a top alpha to command Amazon and blows the theory all to hell that if you an alpha you get all the women and they stay loyal”

        Right you are. All of these are outdated though I think we all know what you meant.

        Other end of the spectrum, there are plenty of ‘beta’ guys who are tall, good looking Chads who have no problem banging hot chicks. I know several myself.

        ‘Beta’ just means a completely average guy with nothing to offer who feels entitled to hot chicks he can’t get.

        ‘Alpha’ is above average in looks, finance, and status.

        ‘Game’ is just the ability to see opportunities coupled with the confidence to act on them.

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      • on January 11, 2019 at 12:25 pm Corinth Arkadin

        LOL

        Though I can’t blame him. If I was that rich I’d have a fleet of 1979 Chevrolet Station Wagon Caprices all painted in assorted colors (including Ultraviolet and Flesh Tones).

        Though I would have hot chicks dressed as chauffeurs driving me around.

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      • “Flesh” is out, “Peach” is now the preferred term.

        (actually, Crayola caved to the POZ all the way back in 1962, for you history buffs)

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      • Gah. He’d likely say the same if it was a Subaru.

        I’m not one for flaunting your wealth, but if you’re that stinking rich, you should at least get yourself a decent car.

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      • ‘I can’t guarantee I wouldn’t buy a few demilitarized armored vehicles and drive around in them on my property’

        In his shoes I’d dispense whatever bribes were needed to drive them on the street. I wouldn’t want my x-billion-dollar self taken out by a beneficiary of my own propaganda.

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    • this chump and just your average tool, hes a corporate mega billion$ hardware franchise.

      he makes some depot look like a lemonade stand

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  31. There was an screed written in some digital fish-wrapper a few months back about how Orange Man was Bad because multiple wives and Bezos good because marital fidelity and model family blah blah blah. Hilarious.

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  32. That’s a man, baby!

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  33. The 70 billion dollar moron beta

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  34. similar conclusion if you look at Warren Buffett’s life: his fate is even more interesting. richest man in the world at the time and his ageing plain Jane of a wife runs away to San Francisco because he’s just too socially uncalibrated and weird. Think of this: not even being the richest guy in the world makes you bearable company too women. reason more to learn game!

    decent documentary watch from 50:41 for key passage.

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    • on January 11, 2019 at 8:17 am gunslingergregi

      holy shit

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    • His “wife”, the one that did that, was shacking up with a special person prior to his dating her. She wasn’t a special person. She was doing it to rebel against her parents.

      To his credit, though, he was shacking up with a former cocktail waitress while she was living the hippie life in San Francisco on his dime.

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  35. Bezos wife has actually gotten better looking with age. Girls, let this be a lesson, long hair is sexier than a bowl cut.

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  36. Personally, I think he traded down.

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  37. Many of us understand how important it is to evaluate and act on various ‘tells’ in the sexual marketplace.  This ranges from the $lut signs (black glasses for cosmetic purposes, tattoos, travelling abroad, etc) all the way down to how a woman acts around certain men.  Although ‘Alpha’ and ‘Beta’ tells from a woman vary depending on context, there is one that never fails to reveal the truth regarding where you stand with her within AF/BB:

    Your splooge.

    Yes indeed.  Many-o-betas new to the game want to know desperately what is going on:

    “She never let’s me have sex raw.”

    “Why won’t she swallow when giving me a BJ?”

    “She wants me to tell her when I’m about to cum to avoid it getting on her.”

    Or any chick that has ever exclaimed EEWWWWW when you busted on/in her.

    No matter how well these men may have made her laugh, got her excited playing the fuarking guitar, or have even been nice and taken her out for dinner and helped pay her bills…at the core foundation of physical attractiveness and SMV, she doesn’t want anything to do with their inferior seed.

    Beta blow–>danger to genetic lineage–>no sexy sons–>no continuance of family–>lonely old wannabe grandma–>$hitting her Tena pads  in the nursing home while fatazz nurses swipe tinder on the Chads she used to get pounded by.

    If the man in question had any genetic mate value (ergo having sex in the first place, Alpha Fux) and was a ‘catch’ for this reason, that woman would:

    – Never even bring up the condom

    – Want you to finish inside

    – Swallow

    – Smile with eyes open when you give her a facial

    – Lick up every drop of your baby gravy afterwards

    Now to all the naysayers who may think ‘well she could still want to preggo trap you if you’re rich so it’s not always AF,’ you’re only half-right, because quite often the said woman who ‘all of a sudden’ wants you to bust in her or ‘forgets’ her birth control ALREADY got pumped full of Chads load very recently  (see girls night out) and she is trying to dupe that beta male into thinking he’s finally getting his dream.  ♬Wow, I’m a Real Man Now!♬ (Pull-ups diaper commercial music)

    Women absolutely despise beta sperm, because afterall it’s really just regurgitated breastmilk and Similac from their single mommies swimming around in their partially-dropped peach testies.  Suggesting that she should swallow that beta’s load is as offensive as telling an Anglo-cucked globohomo soyim male living in Manhattan Jooyork that he should drink Budweiser out of a can and smoke Marlboro Red 100s.  It just ain’t happenin.

    So next time you think some chick ‘is so into you’ or ‘she says she loves me’ but m’laday still tryeth to dodge ze cumshootz, hurrdurrrr ye’ dun goofed bro. Watch what she does, don’t listen to what she says. You’re her betabux.

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    • Never had this happen but sounds like you have personal experience

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    • TMI

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    • on January 11, 2019 at 12:31 pm terryegrafed7039

      OR (if she doesn’t do that stuff with ANYBODY) she’s your unicorn waifu. Rare, but they exist.

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    • This is funny as shit particularly that last bit and I believe there is some truth to it too.

      One of my besties is, was, and always will be a beta herb but he is one of the nicest dudes I know and will give you the shirt off his back. He was bitching that his wife doesn’t like to suck cock and -especially- doesn’t like to swallow.

      That is a totally alien concept to me. Women are literally hungry for my jizz when I’m having sex with them. “Put it anywhere you want”, “I want to taste you so bad”, etc etc. porno talk basically and they are dead serious.

      If you aren’t getting that reaction you are essentially doing it wrong. I had one GF that was very jizz adversive but she was the exception by far, and not the rule.

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      • Generally I don’t get much pushback on condoms…a tinder rando in her late 20s/early 30s might insist sort of but they’re worried about losing their precious career to a pregnancy.

        it floors me that they think I would ever want to get THEM pregnant, like gtfo bitch.

        Most of the time they never even mention it…maybe 1/5, 1/10…

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  38. I know this woman, she’s 36 and her parents are from India. She’s fully Americanized. Her parents constantly to try to arrange marriages for her with Indian doctors and she always shoots them down. At 36 she had a suitor who was purportedly a billionaire from some tech business in California. Knowing her family connections the guy was probably a legit billionaire. He’d fly her and her family out there and lavish gifts on them. She wasnt interested. Said something along the lines that they “just didn’t click”. And she isn’t even hot. She’s maybe a 5.

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  39. I know this woman, she’s 36 and her parents are from India. She’s fully Americanized. Her parents constantly to try to arrange merriages for her with Indian doctors and she always shoots them down. At 36 she had a suitor who was purportedly a billionaire from some tech business in California. Knowing her family connections the guy was probably a legit billionaire. He’d fly her and her family out there and lavish gifts on them. She wasnt interested. Said something along the lines that they “just didn’t click”. And she isn’t even hot. She’s maybe a 5.

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  40. $70 BBBBILLION dollars. FUUUUUUUUCK.

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  41. This DOES damage Amazon

    Now It’s know this guy is a patethic beta, they can press his buttons, roll him over, own him at the bargining table.

    HEY NYC Politicans, you listening?????????????

    How did he last this long as CEO? IS this really the guy behind the viciousness at Washington Post? Dosent seem to have the stones for it.

    Fucking writing love letters??? REALLY????

    Who is pulling this guys strings?

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  42. “then women will fall for your money instead of you.”

    Do women fall for him for him? I don’t think so. That brilliance of one sort and stupidity of another can coexist a lifetime in the same human brain fascinates me.

    Beta Bait => Juris Colonoscopus

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  43. What a fucking idiot! Hasn’t he heard of high priced pros!? Plenty of 9/10 temp-wives available. Fuck!
    But yeah, this is great theater; well deserved you stupid Fuck Beezos!

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  44. She’s decent enough for a 49 year old gal, relative to her peers. Which is to say that some beat up used cars are better than others. Doesn’t mean you’d go out and buy one when there’s far better younger models out there at the same price.

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  45. I have a legitimate question. After the wife cashes in, where does her new money go? Are there smooth-talking casanovas that work their way into her panties and her cashpile? Are there men who redistribute the benefits of the wealth back to men?

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    • It goes to cats, box wine, anti depressants and white male hating NGO’s.

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    • That money might go to her four children with Bezos. Which is the most bizarre and sad part of this story. She did in fact marry Bezos when they were both at a hedge fund; he wasn’t yet megarich.

      So I don’t know that I’m so down on the wife. Bezos on the other hand dissed the God-Emperor and financed the poison-pumping WaPost, so I laugh at his misfortune.

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  46. I’ll raise the stakes with an attempt at the “Physiognomy is real” trophy:

    The manjaw on the right is Marlène Schiappa, French “Secretary of Equality between women and men” in the Philippe Government since 17 May 2017. A notorious feminist, obviously.

    On the left is her husband.

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  47. Look on the bright side. He’ll get divorce raped twice. Think of the entertainment value.

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  48. TRUMP- we know you (or those close to you) read this board. TRUST BUST HIS BETA ASS WHILE HE’S WEAK!

    #bustbetazos

    Glad you’re all my bros.
    FE

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  49. on January 11, 2019 at 9:50 am Enfant Terrible

    Lol…I think the problem with some guys is that they want romance in their lives. Everyone wants it, I suppose, but after 25 years of marriage, and with billions of dollars in the bank, why waste your time on romancing women, lol. I’d go down to Brazil, or Eastern Europe, and hire myself a couple 10/10 escorts to be my “companions”. They’d be part of my posse, and I’d bang them whenever I want it. My own private little harem.

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  50. on January 11, 2019 at 9:52 am Enfant Terrible

    Lol…I think the problem with some guys is that they want romance in their lives. Everyone wants it, I suppose, but after 25 years of [email protected], and with billions of dollars in the bank, why waste your time on romancing women, lol. I’d go down to Brazil, or Eastern Europe, and hire myself a couple 10/10 beauties to be my “companions”. They’d be part of my posse, and they would have to available whenever I want it. My own private little [email protected]

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  51. Bezos soon to be Ex Wife comes out as a Trump supporter after the great divide of the cash. Justice is served.

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  52. Poor Jeff! He should have become a megadonor/bundler for the Democrats five years ago. Then – at the first sign of marital trouble – he could’ve walked into a random FBI office and told the nearest chap: “Look here, my wife is threatening divorce. What I need you to do is hold my beer while I kill her in a bizarrely exaggerated, gruesome manner and afterwards you’ll swear I was with you the whole time. Got it?”

    That strategy worked just fine for Ed Buck. Twice.

    (https://dailycaller.com/2019/01/08/man-dead-democratic-donor-ed-buck-sex-worker-protests/)

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  53. Off-topic, per YouTube:

    So I’m watching a video where someone is discussing cl1m4t3 change and how a lot is bs, no peer reviewed studies, etc.

    Underneath the title of the youtube video, is a link straight to the “global warming” section of wikipedia.

    They’re slowly injecting every corner of the internet with the sh!t. Gonna be an interesting election come 2020.

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  54. His wife will be replacing him with a robot.

    Cash dispenser.

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  55. Clearly the largest divorce ever. I don’t think Ive ever seen anyone on the top 10 list ever go down to a divorce. It’s literally billions of times cheaper to just have one of them killed. I’m sure its been done in the past. There is no way I would let that woman cost me 70B. If i’m going down for that kind of money, It’s from a leaked threesome video of me banging Scarlet Joh and Selena Gomez.

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    • those old hags?

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    • I didn’t get it either. You can have people killed for 5 figures. Insane. And these people think they are ‘elite’.

      Can’t wait for the fire.

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      • That’s the weirdest thing. Considering how sinfully psycho and demented these globohomo elites are, it’s really weird why Dirty Sanchez, or his wife, weren’t offed long before this came out.

        Maybe the Clintons really are the smartest the globohomo elites have to offer.

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  56. on January 11, 2019 at 10:50 am donsunconvergedinvestments

    Bezo’s mistress is uglier than her wife. Check this side-by-side.

    If you are in your early 50s and going to have an affair, make it something worthwhile. Get a 8+ 20 something pregnant.

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  57. Bezos’ future ex looks like Bezos in drag.
    And he’s going to lose a lot of bank to that.
    Let the redpilling commence…

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  58. on January 11, 2019 at 11:07 am Enfant Terrible

    I doubt this divorce is going to come down to him giving her half of the shares. No matter what happens, their kids will be the inheritors the fortune at the end, so why break up and make his position to manage the fortune weaker. If she’s smart, all she will request is that he must pay all of her living expenses until the day she dies, and that her half of the fortune will be inherited by the children they have together. If he decides to have more children with other women, than he can share the other half of the fortune with the children they had together, plus the kids with the other women. I bet that is what they are going to aim for.

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    • That sounds incredibly reasonable. That is why I expect for her to go after….. everything.

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      • How many yachts can she waterski behind?

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      • Greg- its about how many yachts he WONT be water skiing behind. That’s what is important to most women.

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      • on January 11, 2019 at 11:53 am Enfant Terrible

        If she forces the shares to be split between them right away, all she’s doing is potential hurt herself along with him, for the long-run. The greatest value to keeping those shares together, are to control the management of the assets they accumulated together. If up to this point he has been doing a good job increasing the value of those shared assets, keeping the same dynamic going would be the smart thing to do. The [email protected] is over, she can get any money she wants as a settlement to live the life a Goddess, have lots of cocka coming her away, and literally, zero stress. Going for revenge divorce to weaken both of them needlessly seem rather stupid. But with women, one never really knows what can happen.

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      • Greg- its about how many yachts he WONT be water skiing behind. That’s what is important to most women.

        Alas, yet another homage fallen flat. 😦

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    • Smart has fuck-all to do with ANYTHING

      If this guy was “smart” he would not even be holding billions.

      All the “smart” guys move their shit to “Foundations”, where they don’t even pay taxes (but need to “give away” 20% per year, far less than the pre-God King Tax Rate) and run everything both personal and personal business through that.

      EVERYONE SUPER RICH DOES THIS it’s like the biggest “open secret”

      My god there is just SO MUCH WRONG with this Bezos guy

      Seriously, who is really running things there at Amazon?

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  59. ” Trump was romping with porn whores, playboy models, fashion models, and who knows how many garden variety hotties”

    I’m going to argue that Stormy was never hot, and even in her prime wasn’t as hot as Melania was.

    But, that’s only a single example.

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  60. Great article. This woman has gone down the SMV ladder for sure. She was with Hall of Fame TE Tony Gonzales, then the Ken Doll Hollywood agent and now she spreads for Betazos? No amount of money can fix her and the pre-nup will be ironclad. Beta knows no class. It strikes even the wealthiest. Trump never does this, it’s only primo tail for him;)

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  61. Amazon meet MAGAzon.

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  62. on January 11, 2019 at 12:37 pm gunslingergregi

    ex, ex ex, preggers chick here right now lol

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  63. Off Topic: White Nation field report.

    Just got back from a week of skiing in the Alps. First the French Alps for a few days then In Switzerland. All I can say is everyone here should take a trip out to Switzerland, buy their watches and eat their chocolate. For those who don’t know. They are basically the European mountain people that is a mix of German, French and Italian decent. They have incredibly hard immigration policies and very few refugees. The Alps are their natural wall. They are incredibly efficient, some of the happiest people in the world and I would be surprised if more than a handful of crimes has ever taken place there. They are also the non-special people banking capital of the world. They have also not cucked out and joined the EU and are a neutral country. They have the best standard of living in the world and by many metrics considered the best country in the world. I suspect that if Europe and the States weren’t so driven by economic growth, diversity and cultural decline most of the WNs in the world would look similar.

    I’ve been thinking of leaving my bluetopia for someplace like Wyoming but I think i’ll just try and lock down a swiss girl and GTFO.

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    • I’d emigrate to Switzerland in a hot minute but they are one of the hardest nations to emigrate to in the world, and I don’t blame them one bit for keeping it that way. Good luck w/ that it is quite a task from what I’ve researched.

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      • It’s a pipe dream for sure. It really is what I would consider the best of what white Culture can put together though. The entire country has a subdued rich as F*CK feel to it. I think I saw maybe 30 non-whites the entire time I was there too. The Swiss alps are absolutely stunning as well.

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    • on January 11, 2019 at 2:14 pm Enfant Terrible

      I’d love to go and ski in the Alps. Which resort did you stay at, if you don’t mind saying it?

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      • Mont-blanc in France and Zermatt in Switzerland. The drive between them was absolutely stunning fell in love with Switzerland during a 2.5 hour drive through it.

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      • on January 11, 2019 at 2:43 pm Enfant Terrible

        Thank you. I checked it out, beautiful. I want so badly to go on ski vacation to Europe, and most definitely it will be either France, Switzerland or Italy.

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      • Fly to Milan and rent a car. It’s 3 hours from Milan to Zermatt and 2.5 hours between Zermatt and Mont-blanc and 2.5 hours from mont-Blanc to Milan.

        The back side of the Mattahorn is italy so you can hit both Switzerland and italy for a 96 dollar lift ticket.

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      • on January 11, 2019 at 4:01 pm Enfant Terrible

        Thank you very much for the suggestions. I will be looking into those for sure.

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    • It would appear Switzerland is over 5% religion-of-pieces now, so there’s a caveat forming.

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      • I saw maybe 30 brown people in my time there and no muzzies in Switzerland.

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      • @vfm …FIVE % ? (!)
        THAT many?
        If so, they’re almost ALL in the lower-elevation urban fringe.
        Seems doubtful, tho’, ‘coz they BANNED minarets a few yrz ago in a referendum (ALL Swiss citizens MUST vote in national plebecites, BTW!)!
        They’re fighting the ‘walking black bin-bag’ look, too!

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  64. “My wife has lips like a blowfish.” – – – Huey Driscoll

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  65. There is some chatter out there that this is not what it appears. Bezos gets divorced, has to give half his shares to his wife, and sell the other half for “hardship.” His wife is also able to sell shares as well, same reason. Amazon stock crashes, but they can’t be prosecuted for insider trading, because the court forced them to liquidate assets. Apparently one of the Enron guys pulled this off. Also, this Sanchez chick is married to a talent agent in Pedowood, who runs a talent agency that owns Miss Universe. Human/sex trafficking angle? I don’t know. The whole thing is just weird all around.

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  66. Smooth move there, Jeff.

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  67. He goes by “Jeff”. What dost thou expect?

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  68. His lizard eye matches her lizard eye.

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  69. I’m being brutally honest here. Studying their pictures, closely, I just couldn’t decide which one was weirder looking. Who knows’, maybe on this basis things will work out..w

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  70. The mistress is hardly (Amazon) Prime material.

    I’d rather fuck Alexa.

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  71. That’s just sad.

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