Tinder Thots

A new hashtag — #TinderThots — has revealed the thotty midriff of America. It’s a tingle explosion of social decay and sexual market deregulation. Enjoy these selections of America’s Women at their least marriageable!

et tu, waifu?

is that a cup full of cum?

I’ve got the (T)ree (T)runk, all I need is the HO.

Mockery will tame the thot. Here’s a funny dude who mimics Tinder thottery under the tag #TinderThotCosplay.

¡Jeb! isn’t laughing at that last one.





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  1. on November 9, 2017 at 2:20 pm Oliver Elkington

    Is it just me or would Rebecca look like a decent girl all round minus those big sunglasses?

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    • on November 9, 2017 at 2:24 pm CalvinDecline

      Meh… it’s her t!ts, and the fact that her arms aren’t (yet) gelbows.

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    • She’s most likely the type that’s on there for attention only. That is not an original joke by her and it’s inviting enough to send no game having dudes right into her clutches thinking she’s “cool” so they come in disarmed.

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    • She likes anal, so you could call her a female faggot.

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    • No way she’s 24.

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    • on November 9, 2017 at 3:50 pm Captain Obvious

      She’s gorgeous, but her dress is so tasteful [when was the last time you saw a chick in polka-dotted navy blue?], and the idyllic scene is so perfect, that I suspect this may agree with Martin’s hypothesis below here – it’s a fake being propagated by some sort of a botnet swarm.

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      • i wouldn’t say she’s gorgeous but she does get major points for the dress and the way she’s sitting and smiling. a big improvement over what you see most other women doing. when was the last time you even saw a [email protected] woman on social media without visible cleavage and a smirky grin or slut pose? practically never

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    • Dressed modestly. In a dress. Smiling. Not fat. No visible tattoos. Unobtrusive makeup. Long hair in a natural colour.

      Ladies – we dreadful misogynists are just looking for such basic, easy-to-do stuff.

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  2. That first one is funny… but can’t be real.

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    • Wouldn’t surprise me. Half-Asian chicks tend to be utter wh0res.

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      • on November 9, 2017 at 6:53 pm Vagina dominator

        An Asian chick will dump another man’s kid on the husband without a blink as long as the races match up.

        The Chinese in particular are absolutely shameless in marrying *only* for money and regarding their husbands as donkeys designed to get them houses and handbags and shoes.

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  3. It would serve to listen to our more suave compatriots in the modern dating market:

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  4. i honestly suspect that some apps like instagram and tinder have countless drone accounts with pictures used from someone real, maybe a paid model, whose purpose is to entice men so they spend hours captivated by the app. a good automated app would eventually latch onto this fact that sex sells. and there wouldn’t be a way of telling who is human anymore. it’s not like women are saying anything that isn’t predictable on these apps.

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    • Anyone with any experience on tinder knows this is true. The garden variety bot accounts are obvious because they all not-so-subtly namedrop the same sex scam websites in their bios. Their pics are all stretched and grainy because they have been swiped from someone else’s facebook or wherever.

      There are some more sophisticated scams though. There was one girl who, after giving me her number, revealed that she did porn. Not professional stuff but that amateur cam crap that sad, lonely incels pay money for.

      She was fishing for customers. I told her where to go.

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    • on November 9, 2017 at 3:48 pm long dong silver

      Tinder is nothing but fake profiles, bots, and prostitutes anymore. Had some success with it a couple years ago, but since then, a match with a real girl of bangable quality has been few and far between since then. It could be that the real girls are there for paying customers only nowadays. That is the equivalent to cyber pimping. Any thoughts?

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      • on November 9, 2017 at 4:34 pm Captain Obvious

        “Any thoughts?”

        Day Game FTW.

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      • captain is right. daygame is the way to go. can meet girls all over the place if you get offline once in awhile and get out into the real world. grocery stores where you can meet customers and cute checkers, coffee shops, book stores, family restaurants where you can meet a nice waitress, etc.

        not going to get quality girls on any of those apps. the only girls on them are ones who fail to get a quality man in real life. decent girls don’t need them.

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      • Pretty much; even back in 2015 slightly more than half of the women on it, were already married or in relationships and were just looking for attention with no intent to ever date anyone.

        Than there are the ones who are just there to see what kind of lame guys will swipe on them so they can laugh at them.

        Unless you are in a large city, pickings are so few and far between you might as well just start going out more. Clubs, or like Elmer says go dancing, that’s a pretty good place to start out, ball room, swing dancing and the like.

        Hell; the gyms a pretty good place for Thot’s.

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    • I can confirm that Tinder reformats old profiles into bots. A girl I was banging had her Facebook account closed. I later saw her Tinder profile under a different name. It was during a couple of weeks that she had no phone and I confirmed with her later that she had no idea about it. I would guess that in the user agreement that all profiles are considered the property of Tinder.

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    • on November 12, 2017 at 12:56 am Chris Tomlinson

      What a shitplanet this is. Lies, evil lies, and trannies.

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    • on November 12, 2017 at 8:32 am CBR600RR_Rider

      remember the ashley madison debacle? 1 female for every 1000 males.

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  5. on November 9, 2017 at 2:32 pm The Looch (Blood Money)

    i have a hard time believing the first one is real man

    no non-sheboon can be this dumb

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  6. […] Tinder Thots […]

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  7. The second one is using an old joke. I’d absolutely swipe right.

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    • Business will soon be booming for proctologists. Anal reconstruction will be a thing.

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      • yep, the degeneracy is feeding the medical industry for sure.

        proctologists for the anal, antibiotics for all the STDs, dental services and cancer treatments for all the men getting gum disease and throat cancer from going down on their women routinely. sad times

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      • on November 9, 2017 at 7:00 pm Vagina dominator

        First the bleaching, then the tightening. Then the colostomy bag.

        Reconstruction (sphincteroplasty) is already a big thing. I just Joogled it. 46 million hits.

        Seems to be a specialty among the curry munchers.

        Don’t watch this video unless you want to get HUGE boner, goy!

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      • on November 9, 2017 at 10:45 pm Vagina dominator

        I met a jew,
        who was obsessed with poo

        Not saying he was gay,
        Seems they’re all that way.

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      • And not just from this:

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  8. That last one screams “Who wore it better?” That shit’s hilarious!

    I’m guessing Rebecca is Strapon/Rick?

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  9. That last one though

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  10. on November 9, 2017 at 3:34 pm Wilbur Hassenfus

    Yeb’s not laughing, he’s fapping.

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  11. Is it possible to post a fake profile on Tundra for revenge purposes. That’s what these look like to me.

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    • The only way to have a Tinder profile is via Facebook. So you need to have a facebook account before you can sign up. Unless they’ve changed it to include other social media platforms.

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  12. on November 9, 2017 at 3:34 pm RedPillOfHergest

    Old Judge Roy Moore had an eye for beauty. Unlike the Epstein Weiner Weinstein pedo cabal, I think Roy’s forays with teens were an attempt to secure prime nubile fertility while it was still pure. He was wife shopping. It is as though he could see that the slide the country had taken would lead to Tindersloots, and he needed to get to a girl before Regressive Ideology did. A legacy American boy raised in the proud South in the 50’s, he’d served his country, got his degree, established himself in his career and when he was ready to settle down, young adult women– especially those who had gone to college– had been marinating in the vitriol and effluvium of feminism, race equalism, free love, and miscegeny. Roy chose girls at their peak beauty, less educated than he, who swooned at his status. He didn’t get all rapey. It appears he was wife shopping. Of the allegations, only 1 girl said he did more than kiss her, and that one claimed only what may be described as light petting. When she wanted to stop and go home, Roy stopped and took her home. Most of the women said he read them poetry and played guitar. He was courting these women. When he found the right one, she was 14 years younger and has stayed with him for over 35 years.

    [CH: agreed. it’s sad that he’s being dragged through the mud for traditional courtship behaviors that would have been seen as totally normal in the not too distant past. male sexuality is being pathologized.]

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    • Yes, the fact that he married a 14-years younger woman and has stayed with her 30 years just buttresses your point that he was wife shopping. A tiger doesn’t change its stripes.

      In fact, you can be damn sure Judge Moore hasn’t “stepped out” on his lady, since they had to go back to the 70s to find a sex scandal on the guy.

      All in all, just makes me like him more tbh.

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    • on November 9, 2017 at 3:59 pm long dong silver

      My limousine liberal friend (rich and living in a high-priced huwhyte boutique coffeehouse farmers market edgy white dive bar enclave in a chocolate city) can’t see the false equivalency between Kevin Spacey and Roy Moore. “What’s the difference? How is Roy Moore not a pee-dough-file?” he asks. “One is the natural order of things, the other is unnatural.” I say. “How is that?” He asks. Then I realize how pozzed he is. I busted some E. Michael Jones on him: “It’s obvious I can’t have a rational conversation with you about this. You don’t understand the purpose of the human body. You think the a-nus is a $ex organ.”

      Silence. A cold blast came over his mind for a moment like a glitch in the matrix. He then non-sequiturs into the recent sportsball situation in my state. Got close to waking one up today. Maybe next time.

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      • on November 10, 2017 at 6:58 pm Vagina dominator

        Wow. You belted him upside the head with that one. Respect.

        People seem totally confused on this issue. The anus is NOT a sex organ. They are surprised and a little offended if reminded of that fact.

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    • on November 9, 2017 at 4:01 pm Captain Obvious

      Okay, I just read an excerpt from the Bezos-Amazon Post, and while he met the 14 year old when she was still jailbait, apparently he didn’t ask her out on a date until she had turned 16 [presumably the age of legal consent in ‘Bama].

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      • the shitlibs have scrapped the barrel to their bloody nubs to find this bullshit story.

        it’s similar to the Trump rape hoax story before the election.

        and no surprise faggot McCain and McConnel are being faggots.

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      • It’s almost as if the DNC playbook has a “make fake sex stories up” chapter. Herman Cain also made hetero overtures to attractive ladies which made women of a certain age very triggered.

        Not quite raping Rose McGowan but, good God, man, the GOP can’t have that.

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    • The left sure is focusing in on all this consensual sex of girls within the legal age. Girls! Legal Age! Consenting! Not one gaywad twink? racist! Did Moore ever jerkoff in to a potted plant?

      I mean, I don’t know about 30 year olds macking on 14 year olds but I guess dating 16-19 year olds was a thing in the deep south.

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    • Roy should have dumped his sick wife and taken up with a beer distributor heiress. That is socially acceptable.

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    • CH: re traditional courtship behaviors. Thing is the warp-speed rate of social change. A man of 32 coming on to a 14 year-old girl has been pretty much the limit in any white society for centuries, unless the man is very high status. And for almost all that time, he would have to express his “traditional courtship behaviors” to her father of course, not to her. For a micro-snapshot in time, roughly 1960-90 depending on regional culture and status, he could get away with addressing her directly. That’s when Moore was wife-hunting.

      This is the period of time most CH readers came of age, but it’s actually totally atypical by history: post-patriarchy, pre-gynocracy.

      Note that the faded whores coming out with allegations now are retconning them back well into the 80’s.

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  13. OT:

    Hey Capn O, would love to hear your comments regarding this. You used to always mention the Jew-Sunni alliance through proxy Huma Ablahblahdien and Anthony Ass Weiner.

    https://voat.co/v/politics/2234171

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      • Bringing Mandalay Bay into it was painting the peacock.

        Fake news, first impression.

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      • on November 9, 2017 at 5:56 pm Enfant Terrible

        I’m not surprised about this at all. I have said many times that the (((secular people))) have long ago set in place some program to identify and sponsor potential pliable candidates, from the mud world, that will be in their debt, and therefore willing to participate in their long-term schemes for the destruction of western civilization. The election of Hussein Obama was their greatest triumph so far.

        And this is not limited to the political sphere, it’s everywhere, in the arts, academia, business, etc.

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      • on November 9, 2017 at 6:01 pm Enfant Terrible

        I’m not surprised about this at all. I have said many times that the (((secular people))) have long set in place some program to identify and sponsor potential pliable candidates, from the mud world, that will be in their debt, and willing to participate in their long-term schemes for the destruction of western civilization. The election of Hussein Obama was their greatest triumph so far.

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      • Those Jews never lie or conceal facts, not in their press, no siree, they are paragons of virtue in that regard. Amazing how they compartmentalize their pathologies so well. BTW looked and had a hard time finding anything but Snopes calling out the Tony Podesta arrest. Admit it you´re a fraud.

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      • @Carlos

        fraud comment directed at me?

        I’m not advocating anything just genuinely curious about the all the akbar arrests and it’s implications back in the US.

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    • Putting aside for the moment your Rooney Rifle of other videos, public records show nothing about Tony Podestra being arrested. The only sites making the claim are well-known hoax and fake-news sites, so don’t give me none of your squid ink about “only Snopes” and calling others a fraud.

      (((shakin’ mah haid)))

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  14. Usually girls with full thot bios are advertising bots or faggots catfishing for dick pics from chads who aren’t wise to it yet. Not saying none are real women, but 99% are not.

    Word of warning: no women use kik. Only faggots who want you to send them YOUR body.

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  15. Surely the KC one is someone trolling her. And LMFAO @ the midget thot.

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  16. […] Source: Heartiste […]

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  17. man, tinder is tough. I think RoK had a good article or two, we may all be jerking off to rebecca and THOTs with nice slutty pics but I think a guy has to have a killer photo to make it past the initial brain dulled swiping experience for the girls.

    What I’ve seen with girls of a certain age is the one clearly photoshopped, professionally staged hot photo to go along with their normal shots. I imagine dude’s will have 2 do that too.

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    • on November 10, 2017 at 2:56 am Alea Iacta Est

      Yep. I read something a while back about Tinder. Someone researched the data of swiping behavior. Don’t remember exact figures but something like 80% of women “swipe right” on the same 10% percent of men. So… LOTS of frustrated above average men seeing nothing while 10% of men drown in attention…

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    • wow, that’s pretty amazing. basically be don draper or spank it if you use tinder.

      [CH: don’t pay it much heed. online dating scrapes away all male attractiveness traits except looks, which disadvantages 95% of men. but the truth is that IRL those other attractive male traits loom large in the female psyche, so if you are worried about your looks not reaching the 95th percentile, just meet women offline and you’ll have better results.]

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  18. First thought: some of these women deserve to be publicly exposed and shamed.
    Second thought: are we SURE they all posted their own pix and other info? Would people really broadcast their own infidelity and other controversial activities so blatantly, with such a high risk of being “outed” to their mates, etc.? Might one person not create a false account using another’s picture and name, location, or other real info–along with specious text? (Say, as a prank or “trolling” or “revenge”–as in “revenge porn”?)
    Just wondering whether we should believe everything we see online–and whether we should share such images without knowing the facts.
    (I’m not naive enough to doubt that some people do depraved things–just doubt that many would advertise these actions under their real identities.)

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  19. Moar.

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  20. The cosplays are worth a chuckle.

    As for the rest, I begin to understand the ideas behind Anglin’s “white sharia” memes.

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  21. on November 10, 2017 at 3:49 am Oleaginous Outrager

    Shouldn’t #3 be “I’m looking for a stud”? As written, it makes no sense. Of course, since it’s only gamma fishing, nonsense makes sense.

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  22. “[CH: agreed. it’s sad that he’s being dragged through the mud for traditional courtship behaviors that would have been seen as totally normal in the not too distant past. male sexuality is being pathologized.]”

    Part of population control. Is (((usury))) and the Federal Reserve System and the resulting economic shackles a factor?

    “Adults who struggle to pay their bills are 13 times more likely to have a heart attack, new research suggests.”

    http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-5066103/Financial-struggle-linked-heart-attacks.html

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  23. there’s many “if you vote for *local equivalent to trump*, swipe left”

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  24. I had a small get together a couple months back and a female friend of our family was over from out of town and spent most of the weekend on her phone on Tinder. It was really weird. She is single, kind of pretty, and about 30.

    I naturally assumed she was looking for guys to date and I asked her if she was having any luck. She said “Oh no, this is for strictly entertainment purposes.”

    She got messaged constantly. She (or her friends) would pick out a few of the unusual or funny ones and message them a couple times until they got bored of the witty banter. And she did this for hours on end.

    It bothered me. A lot. Not only was it rude to be on her phone constantly in a social setting, but she was taking pleasure in rejecting and often taunting and insulting a lot of guys. I dont doubt she genuinely hurt a lot of peoples’ feelings. And she really enjoyed it.

    Also, it struck me as really bizarre that she does all this while she is perpetually unhappy about being single. She occasionally drunk dials my wife and cries about how lonely she is and miserable that nobody loves her. WTF is she complaining about? She’ll reject 20 guys before lunch, then complain about being single.

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    • DId you bring this to her attention, or is the drama not worth it?

      “Drama not worth it” has been the go-to response for White men abrogating their responsibilities.

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      • No. It was my wife’s friend, and her friends that were visiting that weekend so I just avoided engaging her for the most part. Also, at the time, I just thought “that’s weird” and it was only sometime later after I thought about it for a while when it dawned on me how disgusting it really was.

        You are right Greg, I should have called her out.

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    • on November 10, 2017 at 10:50 am Les Saunders, Protestant

      John, that nasty little cunt is the moderin woman personified.

      She’s anti-social, rude, has no interpersonal skills and is probably pumped full of various barbiturates and psychotropics.

      She can’t communicate nor interact with “friends” who are already in the same room as her; how in Sam blazes is she going to meet a normal bloke and begin a meaningful relationship?

      Hundreds of unwitting beta male losers set themselves up for failure with their gay messages they send to these broads. And by gay messages, I mean things like “hi, you look nice, how’s your day going, I know a great place where they serve bourbon out of mason jars.” In another country or era, this would be normal. But these girlz laugh at these lame but earnest attempts. (Pro-tip: earnestness is a massive turnoff for today’s moderin girlz).

      Occasionally, girlz like this will decide that they want to get fucked so that’s where some clever bastard on Tindér swoops in with his snarky rhetoric and ploughs her a few hours later.

      Moderin womyn are a disgrace.

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    • I don’t know how apt this analogy is but it was almost like she was masturbating.

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    • well, she’s 30, so who cares?

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    • oh man, you need to read this more, the woman that ‘cries about how lonely she is and miserable that nobody loves her’ does not ‘reject 20 guys before lunch’ she is rejecting repulsive vermin. At no point she thinks of them as men, as males of her species, that she might want to have sons like them.
      For women unattractive beings are not male, are not men, they are livestock if they keep away, vermin if they try to show a sexual interest in them
      So many average men don’t get this.
      Try to imagine this as an analogy: if 80% of the people that a man were to see dressed as women were actually obese smelly bearded transvestite homo drooling males who tried in every way to get to pump your ass with their fist.
      Would you be flattered, as a man, by their “attentions”? What would you do if they were constantly trying to hit on you, pat your ass, stare ostentatiously at your crotch, whistle at you, send you snaps of their diseased dicks under their fat bellies?
      What if they were 80% of people contacting you on Tinder? Wouldn’t you make fun of those?
      The bottom 80% of men are to the top 80% of women either insignificant livestock if they never look at them, never speak to them, or they are revolting vermin if they approach women in any vaguely sexual way.

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      • on November 10, 2017 at 8:08 pm Gunslingergregi

        Naa she is just fucked up

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      • When I wrote “does not ‘reject 20 guys before lunch’ she is rejecting repulsive vermin” of course what I meant was “she is rejecting [those who to her gina feel like] repulsive vermin”.

        As to ‘Naa she is just fucked up’ then all women are fucked up the same way: it’s called ‘hypergamy’.

        They are as crazy slutting for men who have potential to give them above-averagely attractive sons, as they are revolted by the sexual attentions of average and below average men who might give her the risk of wasting pregnancies and childraising on average or below average sons.

        Feminism 2.0 is all about that: freeing young women from the oppression of the motherarchy/grandmotherarchy, from being forced by elder women to bear children for average and below average provider men in exchange for being kept women and a comfortable retirement.
        Young women today mostly just want to get a quick fuck from the pump-and-dump sports team captain or from a thuggish drug dealer, to share among themselves the minority of those men who really turn them on as potential fathers of successful “player” sons.
        Young women today no longer want to lie back and think of retirement gritting their teeth with revulsion while an average beta seeds their dry ginas with average beta sons.

        To most men that seems fucked up, but to young women following their gina tingle and nothing else is sexual liberation.

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      • More and briefer on ‘just fucked up’: those 20 guys she rejects before lunch don’t feel to her like human beings in a sexual context, but in an asexual context she probably would find them interesting, pleasant company, even admire them for their accomplishments if any, and if they are gay she might even consider them “best girlfriends”. On the contrary the might consider the pump-and-dump players for which her gina tingles as stupid, annoying, regrettable wastes, but she is still going to slut for them.

        Indeed as a rule that is what happens to hypergamous women (nearly all of them that is): they may despise as people the players and thugs for whom their gina tingle and they are desperate to fuck, and quite like as people the average betas whose sexual attentions her gina finds revolting and at best laughable if not threatening.

        That is in general women perhaps are only sexually attracted to men they don’t like, and they only like men they are not sexually attracted to.
        That’s ‘just fucked up’, but that’s how hypergamy works.

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  25. Speaking of Tinder sluts.

    Should I block my ex during the no contact rule?

    We usally had/have contact through Whatsapp and she can see if been logged on to the app and also if I read here messages.

    Or maybe its better to read hear messages and dont answer her…which would make her go crazy.

    What should one do?

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  26. Haha!

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  27. So what do say, lads? Should I give it a go or nah?

    If so, what’s my opener?

    https://ibb.co/hm0jDG

    https://ibb.co/hDh37b

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  28. I don’t like Tinder because it does most of the choosing for me. It’s not realistic. I would rather approach IRL.

    But just for shits and hits…

    what do say, lads? Should I give it a go or nah?

    If so, what’s my opener?

    https://ibb.co/hm0jDG

    https://ibb.co/hDh37b

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  29. When you add it all up, Tinder is a general waste of time for almost anyone. Approach IRL.

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  30. That’s too funny

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