Funnyman President Trump

Has there been a funnier President than Donald J. Trump? People say Reagan was funny. I dunno, Trump has him beat. This might be Trump’s funniest tweet yet:

“voting tactician”

You know who wasn’t funny? Ex-president gaymulatto.

Maybe this is what burns up [the special people]. Trump is just a hell of a lot funnier than them. Envy!

Reminder: Goblina Snipes was a Jeb! appointee.





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  1. Trump is much funnier than Reagan, who had a good sense of humor but lacked Trump’s bite.

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    • Cuck Reagan was hilarious. In 1986 he did the first amnesty and also signed the EMTALA (Emergency Medical Treatment And Active Labor Act) which required hospitals to give free medical care to illegal aliens.

      Hebrews are still laughing.

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      • Illegals were a small problem in Reagan’s day and also sometimes presidents have to make these concessions to get something they want
        Emergency Medical Treatment And Active Labor Act applied to all patients in a Medicare participating hospital with an ER dept.

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      • illegals were NOT a “small problem” in Reagan’s day. Don’t Cuck yourself to defend Cuck Reagan! (Turn off the Faux News and think!) Apparently you never lived in a border areas (SD, CA) like I did during the Reagan years.

        BTW, Governor Cuck Reagan made it illegal for Californians to carry a loaded gun and signed California’s biggest tax increase at the time!

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      • Cuck Reagan presided over the biggest private bank bailout until TARP and signed the fucking “assault weapons ban”.

        Fuck Reagan.

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      • How about when Cuck Reagan declared the only American in history worthy of a National Holiday was Martin Luther King!

        Too funny!

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  2. He STOLE the joke

    [CH: ahahaaa butthurt jew is butthurt. btw, “repurposed” is the term you’re looking for.]

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  3. on November 28, 2018 at 2:57 pm Hackett To Bits

    It’s difficult to imagine gaymulatto laughing, unless it’s at the sight of a paraplegic who’s trying to vote Republican, but can’t quite reach the button on the screen.

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  4. Yet gay mulatto is credited with being one of the wittiest Presidents ever,

    [CH: in related news, a study has found that white liberals talk down to blacks]

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    • gay mulatto will always get credit for shit he never did and shit that never happened

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    • on November 28, 2018 at 3:53 pm Corinth Arkadin

      “Talkin’ DOWN to a niggah, I’d like to cut his balls off.”

      Jesse Jackson on a hot mic talkin’ ’bout Barry

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    • I wouldn’t know because in 8 years I never once listened to Obama. Once I heard him initially and pegged him for what he was I would never bother to even listen to him and he was just this sort of vague background presence, like Muzak.

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    • Many people don’t realize that Andrew Jackson was famed for his wit and witticism, particularly his subtle and refined comebacks. Two examples have filtered down through the mists of time.

      British general, New Orleans, 1815: “Surrender now to your lords and masters, you cheeky varlet.”

      AJ: “Fuck you.”

      (((Banker))): “We’re going to install a central bank in America, goyboy.”

      AJ: “Fuck you.”

      I could go on.

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  5. “Voting tactician”. Clever, sortof alleging fraud or at least bias, without actually saying it.

    As to Barry Soetoro, the nadir of funniness was when he said “I will tell the American people what their values are” (from memory). And nobody blinked, strangely enough.
    More recently ex-president BHO ridiculed those who “feared 10,000 destitute people” (again from memory). Well he would have been right, sortof, if this group was a one and only. But, if they succeed in invading, there will be many more until there is a continuous stream of maybe 10,000 a day…

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  6. on November 28, 2018 at 3:56 pm Corinth Arkadin

    Trump is funny but he’s also vicious.

    It’s as if Philadelphia Mayor Frank Rizzo has a sense of humor.

    Rizzo, BTW, said on the day of his election in the early ’70’s:

    “I’m gonna make Attila the Hun look like a faggot.”

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  7. I don’t think that libtards and (((others))) can even understand Trump humour due to the high % of them who appear to suffer from mild forms of autism. It’s like trying to explain to Hoffman in Rainman the joke about ‘Who’s on First’. Their heads just explode.
    And like Hoffman they may have excellent memories but still be retarded in general and sort of lack the normal human emotions and reasoning ability.Autism was always just one of the signs a doctor looked for in making a diagnosis of mental retardation(a broad category of conditions and syndromes that effect intellect) .Sort of like an epicanthal fold, flat face,small ears, low IQ etc etc and of course today being able to recognise an extra copy of 21st chromosome being signs of Downs Syndrome.
    (((Parents))) didn’t like their kid being diagnosed as retarded so years ago they came up with this new classification, Autistic.
    Yes, little Hymie is really smart and not retarded, he’s Autistic, because he’s a virtuoso on the bongo drums but is still shitting in his pants at 5 years old and keeps putting the square peg in the round hole.

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  8. The good old days:

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  9. You know it has to piss off Shrub and his family along with Romney and others that Trump can fill a stadium. Trump is imperfect, but seeing him piss all the right people gives me joy each day.

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  10. You know what would be really funny? If Trump were to take note that we’re stuck with Roe v Wade “because some slut might get in trouble crossing a state line to get an abortion” but if you cross the wrong state line with a legal gun, or even an accessory to one – or in the case of DC, EMPTY SHELL CASINGS, and then declare that since the second amendment can be so swiss-cheesed by state laws, so can abortion, or maybe turn it around and say that state gun laws are null and void because of the precedent set by abortion.
    I’ll also take Shit that Will Never happen for 200.

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    • If a state has to recognize another state’s faggot marriage then conversely they must accept each other’s guns and carry permits.

      They better stop fucking with us.

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  11. Reagan was grandfatherly humor. Trump does Dean Martin roast humor. If Trump had been born black he’d probably play “The Dozens” better than any brother.

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  12. on November 28, 2018 at 5:16 pm lastkingofscotland

    the comment he made to wolf blitzer was the best.

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    • on November 28, 2018 at 6:50 pm Corinth Arkadin

      The comment that he made to Larry King on his OWN show beats that over 9000 keks.

      “Do you mind if I sit back? Because your breath is really bad.”

      lolololololololololololzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

      I’m surprised NO ONE has mentioned this platinum comment from TGE.

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      • The Larry King bad breath barb has been mentioned, but long before your time ’round chere, on one of the first threads where the Wolf Blitzer shiv was featured way back when.

        Guess who mentioned it. The same guy who saw it live. 😉

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    • The Wolf Blitzer shiv was the most brutal performance I’ve ever seen on network or cable TV. Wolf’s mouth dropped open like he’d been hit with a sledgehammer right between the eyes.

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  13. you know what would have been even funnier? having all these shitbags arrested and thrown in a federal prison.

    go ahead and shout “black pill” if you like. but I’m weary of trump being all bark and no bite. the twitter schtik is getting real old, real fast. he let this blatant fraud go on for weeks. probably could have salvaged arizona too, with a little effort.

    the time for words is long over, mr. president. everyone who was going to be persuaded has been persuaded. now is the time for action.

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    • What was to be salvaged in Arizona, where “victory” would’ve put a Repub bitch in the Senate instead of a Demo bitch? Other femme Senatrixes have proven to be unreliable allies. The latest one earned her R-Hero medal by abstaining from the Kav vote, instead of voting Neigh like she wanted.
      tldr: AZ R’s already lost in their own primary.

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      • Also, it turns out the 40 Republicans who retired from the House were mainly women. The House GOP was 85% white male… now it’s 90%.

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  14. Shivs are funny and all that… but obvious voting fraud deserves frog marches and handcuffs.

    Tweets /= wins.

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  15. >Maybe this is what burns up [the special people]. Trump is just a hell of a lot funnier than them. Envy!

    I have a running theory that, after controlling for IQ, comedy predicts genius in a population. Jews, Hispanics, and Asians underperform at comedy. Whites overperform the most, and blacks overperform significantly (but 145 IQ is 5 SD for Africans, 160 IQ would be one per generation).

    [CH: jews actually have been well represented among american comics for a long time, but relatively recently they’ve gotten unfunny, and it probably has to do with their cultural dominance, which has made them complacent and caused them to overreach and sound preachy. They hate that Trump — a pureblood gentile of the most loathsome kind (white anglo-germanic) — and his supporters have supplanted jews as the center of cultural innovation and taboo-breaking.]

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    • It’s encouraging to read CH deploy objectivity in the assessment of comedy. It wasn’t all that long ago that entertaining the masses with unadulterated humour was what filled the coffers (as opposed to unadulterated overt subversion). Take, for example Jim Abraham and the Zucker bros’ contributions of Airplane, Police Squad, Naked Gun and Hotshots. There are plenty of other examples – too many to delve into – but credit where credit is.. due.
      It’s interesting to consider how uncucked the Office series of a mere decade ago was. That was a collaborative effort of many writers, based on the harder core UK version, and it didn’t seek to metrosexualise viewers the way Friends and SATC did. It’s just unfortunate that comedy has taken a… nose dive, ever since.

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    • Sheeeeit. Blacks are only “funny” because they sound funny, and look funny when they bug their eyeballs (the color of their delivery, not the content of their words). Take almost any joke by a black comedian, have it read by a White comic, and it will fall flat.

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  16. Off topic (sorry for the link to faceberg) but what is going on here? https://www.facebook.com/1699263820388289/posts/2132115310436469/

    Why are these little boys so huggy? I’ve never seen so many be so affectionate with their fellows. Usually they’re running and punching each other. Is elementary school where betas are born? Also check out the swarth kid.

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  17. Excellent. Best jester ever in the White House. Such an accomplishment.

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  18. Man, you white supremacist losers sure are tryhard, huh?

    [CH: beats being a staysoft shitlib.]

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