The Categories Of Romantic Conquest

If you are a proud cad of impeccable lust, you’ll amass a string of lovers over your life.

The number of conquests is less important than the ratio of the kinds of memories left in the wake of your snakequake.

A well-pounded man will have accumulated tiers of experiences with the lubricous sex.

The Nostalchicks

These are the girls for whom you will occasionally have pangs of nostalgia, and regret for what could have been but was foolishly discarded. Your heart will swell bittersweetly lingering over a photo from a bygone prom, or when a girl resembling your former lover struts across your view.

The Starlets

She took you on a wild ride. You recall the adventures together better than you remember her name. You never felt more alive, but you were never in love with her.

The Ones

Every man has “the one”, but only a few good men have “the ones”.

The Fillers

Names, faces, vaginas blur together in a memory miasma of fading masturbation fuel. It’s enough to know you had these girls; exact details and oddly nebulous feelings don’t matter. Some were flings, some were one night stands, some were girlfriends. You bid your time with them to avoid solitude, to feel a part of the slipstream of normiedom, to have something to do, and to enjoy until someone better came along. Their role in hindsight was to feed your tumescent….ego. You don’t regret a single one of your nights (or daytime hikes) with them, but you may be surprised how little color you retain of those limbically locked scenes.

The Lessons Learned

You should have bedded a femme fatale or ten. She was wicked, manipulative, cold as ice, and impossible to pin down. She made a beta of you, and you never forgot it. Lesson learned.

The Sex Machines

When you came with her it felt as if a bolt of electricity zapped a region of your brain somewhere behind the eyes and below the frontal cortex. She fucked like it was her destiny to fuck, and loved no one, not even herself. You used her with delight, and hoped the dopamine hits would never stop cumming, but you knew they would one day. And when the intimacy stopped, you left lighter of spirit, ready for your next quest, not looking back. She had her purpose, and that was not to be any man’s muse.

The Forgettable Fraction

Here go the assortment of flings that you would not have missed if they never happened, but which in the aggregate give a minor boost to your self-image: the garbage hour pickups, the crazy chicks, the unhygienic ho-bags, the desperately lonely, the cutters, the broken industry girls, the chubster on the cusp of desirability, the plain jane with a hot bod who liked to snort bumps and cry herself to sleep at night in lovelorn despair, the unfulfilled housewife, the drunken 2am grope-girls whose faces are blank sheets but who leave tiny morsels of memory which flit into your consciousness now and again…the color of a tuft of pubes dangling like ivy over a glistening labia illuminated by moonlight shards through a bay window, the sudden warm smile following your effort to straighten the hat on her head, a delicate hand guiding yours to a musty place, a poem she wrote and recited cloyingly as testament of her sincerity, the graceless flaunting of a taboo orifice offered with an awkwardly charming solicitation, fingertips peeling apart moist flaps in darkness as soft smacking noises betray urgency, the hot flush of cheeks as you descend on her from above…

Maybe not so forgettable after all, now that you think on it.

They didn’t make you a better man; they made you a fuller man.

The First

You remember almost nothing of her but that bright summer day you biked to her house and saw her sunning herself on the front lawn, reclined ass-up on a foldable lounge chair, shimmering silky bangs draped over her eyes which were engrossed in a book. She looked up, blew a bang out of one eye and smiled so big and joyously you could have died right there. Her teeth were the sun, her face a vision, her skin flawless….but that ass, round and firm and pert…it was a miracle of perfect mathematical form. And you won’t know until later, sometimes much later when wisdom has carved your idealism into a workable shape, that The First was also The Last. It will never be like that again, cruel cosmic law.

The ratio of each category of romantic conquest sealed in your memory, which I listed above, should, if you made the most of your womanizing time on this earth, break out as follows:

The Nostalchicks — 20%
The Starlets — 5%
The Ones — 5%
The Fillers — 20%
The Lessons Learned — 10%
The Sex Machines — 10%
The Forgettable Fraction — 30%
The First — all of them and none of them

The key to a healthy repository of memories is to never stop adding to it.


  1. on January 16, 2019 at 2:08 pm gunslingergregi

    nice got to smile


      • on January 16, 2019 at 5:50 pm Captain Obvious

        >>>>> “However, as a size 16 to 18 and, at one point, weighing 220 pounds, the 5-foot-tall young woman felt intimidated.”

        What would Heartisye call THIS one?

        A kosher land whale?


      • on January 16, 2019 at 5:52 pm Captain Obvious

        BTW, how can you declare bankruptcy in NYC with only $30,000 in debt?

        That doesn’t even amount to chump change in NYC.

        Do they have special kosher bankruptcy courts where the j00z get to discharge nuisance debt?


      • Cap-Obvious, they’re supposedly considering college loans in the TOTAL debt load, thereby enabling the liquidation of unsecured credit cards, but actual student loans don’t get cleared in bankruptcy court. They’re never discharged. Rules, they’re first creditor. But that aside, you’re right, a 30-40 year old wouldn’t get a sniff at liquidation with only $30,000 unsecured unless there was a hideous life circumstance. Best she could get is a reorganization. The bankruptcy and school loan policies became so draconian with the help and lobbying of Hillary Clinton, by the way. Not shilling for deadbeats, but she Hillary took the interest of loan sharks and banks over the interests of her young students during ACA negs. Shocker.


      • on January 16, 2019 at 7:43 pm Captain Obvious

        tc2y, I haven’t priced NYC real estate in forever, but I highly doubt that $30,000 would even cover one year’s worth of rent for a 100 sq ft kitchenette/loft apartment in Brooklyn with a frigging shared bathroom.

        I don’t see how a mere $30,000 gets discharged without significant Tribal influence in the court system.


    • “Names, faces, vaginas blur together in a memory miasma of fading masturbation fuel”



      • I keep a list

        started having to add descriptions so I could remember who tf some of them were. I actually nearly hit 100 without fucking a chick with the same name twice.

        I’d go categorize them into CH’s slots so I could see how my distribution is but I’m too lazy


  2. on January 16, 2019 at 2:11 pm Damn Crackers

    You can always remember your sex robot when you pull her out of the closet to get the carpet cleaner.

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  3. CH I know this is a personal question but can you tell us how you think your First has (or hasn’t) influenced the rest of your womanizing career? Do you believe the first is actually something that shapes you or do we only think of her as having shaped us only in retrospect? Meaning, if it wasn’t Girl A but Girl B do you think your womanizing path would have been affected at all?


  4. on January 16, 2019 at 2:17 pm gunslingergregi

    The Starlets

    She took you on a wild ride. You recall the adventures together better than you remember her name. You never felt more alive, but you were never in love with her.”””””””’

    i feared for my fucking life rofl
    bitch pulled out a 22
    smoked weed laughed our asses off
    she talked about some dude in house she was in that took over got shot in head he he he
    she was the one who came and cuddled with me when i was broke though
    cooked a turkey for me and dipped


    • on January 16, 2019 at 2:25 pm gunslingergregi

      had three quarter full stacks of weed all over house
      rolled my first blunt with her both holding it together to smoke the fucking thing laughing our asses off
      she dated a nog though so i never fucked her


  5. Unfortunately the ‘lessons learned’ chick cost me a lot of time on this blue marble…but I better for it.

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    • on January 16, 2019 at 3:29 pm William of Orange County

      Related to ‘lessons learned’ is one they forgot to add to the list, ‘town bicycle’.

      I am man enough to admit I’ve taken a ride. It was a lesson learned.

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    • Same here, brother Bucky … same here.

      “By three methods we may learn wisdom: First, by reflection, which is noblest; Second, by imitation, which is easiest; and third by experience, which is the bitterest.”

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    • yep, i’ve spoken openly about my ex here and i’m not ashamed to say i was taken for a ride in that whole experience.

      i went to hell and back with that woman but that mistake made me a better man

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      • on January 16, 2019 at 5:58 pm Captain Obvious

        C, I don’t mean to be a total jerk, but it sounds like that b!tch hurt you pretty bad [from what I’ve read of your poasts over the years].

        In my experience, you meet a chick like that [capable of hurting you] about once per decade [if you’re lucky; if you’re unlucky, then you’ll never l0se at l0ve].

        Point being that the next time her equal shows up on the horizon [in terms of getting deep under your skin], then move immediately for BUNZ -> 0VEN.

        You don’t wanna be 50 years old & ch!ldless & suddenly you realize that it’s been 15 or 18 years since you even had feelings for a ch!ck ,and you’re getting so [email protected] cynical about it that you might even need v!agra or c!alis for your next encounter.

        tl;dr == Feelings aren’t bad if they result in the l!ve b!rth of some [unadulterated] pr0geny afterwards.

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      • yep, she did a number on me but she’s not one i regret moving on from. not one iota. she’s my lesson learned girl and it changed my life. made me a better man. my only regret with her was that i didn’t get out sooner and get on with my life

        been with current girl about ten years now. won’t go into why we delayed the kid thing this long but we are working on it now


      • Good job Cracker

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      • I put bunz in over of a chick like that…love at first sight and all of it, beautiful girl

        fuck didn’t change the outcome eventually; she turned into another category

        just added another thing to fight over in the divorce and a couple innocent parties

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  6. OP is a faggot.


  7. We’ve all seen or heard of them at some point.  The chicks that love video games, watches football every weekend, is into kayaking, knows how to fence, knows the B-Side tracks of an independent a nu-metal fag band, loves the cult movies, or even likes to drink fucking Amstel Light.

    You guessed it, The HUGEST sluts on Earth.

    Women don’t have any real interests outside of the most vapid, veneer, basic bullshit.

    Muh Starbucks!  Muh snapchat!  Muh scented bath-bomb!  Muh phone!

    They all have this ‘baseline’ of attention outlets, consumption patterns, and things they make the slightest butt-sliver of effort to learn about.  So if you come across a woman with a unique taste in something out of the norm, you can bet the house that she had that awareness fucked into her by a Chad (s).  Women take interest in the interest(s) of the top tier cock in which they choose to ride with enthusiasm.  They are like water and take the shape of their desires containers, which is why she is attracted to men that lead and have a mission in life.

    This is a simply part of her sexual strategy, and the more it fails in locking down Chad, the easier it will be for you to identify these red flags that are manifested in her ever-growing portfolio of unusual tastes acquired from belching up the latest Alpha’s cum bubble.  It’s also important to note that the fact that these kinds of women have to resort to such character molding demonstrates that they weren’t attractive enough in the first place to secure a high SMV man, so they have to become his shadow in hopes that her ‘personality’ and liking to his interests would be enough to keep him from straying and destroying the sweet sugar walls of younger, tighter pussy while she cries at home with a bucket of Ben and Jerry’s while staying plugged into the happy-juice pump (instagram) to dupe herself into believing she still has value in life.

    If she seems unique, shes not a unicorn, but simply a carousel rider.  Blow it in her face and see her accordingly.

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    • So girls who have no real interests besides their iPhags are basic bitches and girls who have real interests are all sluts?

      And I thought I was pessimistic about the number of good women out there…

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      • on January 16, 2019 at 2:54 pm traitors first

        ha ……… that’s being optimistic by a country mile

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      • In my experience the best way to keep your girl occupied and away from poz is by spending as much time as possible outdoors. 99% of all poz comes from indoor activities – TV, newspapers, scrotial media etc. Ain’t no poz on the way up a mountain. Plus, it should be a given that you are fitter, stronger and better at outdoor pursuits than your girl so it’s a minor DHV.


    • testify.

      “I’m really into fantasy football”

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    • i agree that girls who fake interest in vidya games, sports, act like one of the guys, etc are typically sloots who are only out for attention but your girl does need to have some interests or she’ll drive you up the wall needing all your attention all the damn time

      of course those interests should involve more than scrolling through fagbook, watching reality shows and gossiping about celebs.

      good hobbies for women are crafting, cooking, gardening, shiz like that.

      that way she has things to keep her entertained instead of seeking out constant attention from other people, keeps her out of your hair while you do your own thing and she’s actually doing something useful for a change

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      • “She’s actually doing something useful for a change”…lol

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      • Yes, you need someone like Martha Stewart busy arranging flowers, decorating or doing needlepoint.A neighbour of mine and of course an old lady today but really hot when young so I suppose she was banged by more than one man like all good looking females but still rather chaste.

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    • All females seem to adapt themselves to the man they’re with and his interests or ideas.It’s good if they have a useful profession like my gf who is a young doctor because it keeps them busy and not thinking about banging other men.Even as students in their teens they were busy studying and couldn’t do a lot of ‘socializing’.It’s an area too where you have to face reality and know what aging does to a female’s body so you don’t see them trying to have kids at 40.Every female doctor I know had a kid before 30.
      The typical female is more like Olenka in the Checkov short story, The Darling. They really have no opinions of their own which I guess is why they are so susceptible to femtardism but it’s really up to the man to instil his opinions into her. The problem today is weak willed soyboy Millenials. Now, it may not be their fault because they may have been brought up by a female in sort of an unnatural reversed situation where the female was doing the instilling of her half arsed opinions on the boy and at an age when he really couldn’t think on his own. These things tend to stay with you for life..

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  8. You forgot to include the ones you want to forget. Not necessarily the wolverines (chew off your arm rather than wake her up the morning after), but just the general mistakes.

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    • Back in my bar hopping/ clubbing days, I jumped on a hand grenade for a friend. He got the hot skinny chick and I got jumbotron. Jumbotron made it clear from the beginning that she was going to sloot defense the cute one unless she got some muhdik herself.

      I remember going into some nasty bathroom where my friend pleaded with me to do it. I resisted at first but then as the night and alchyhol wore me down, I acquiesced and found myself in the back seat of a jeep with a grabby handed jumbotron (#meeeeetoooo).

      The chicks lived in apartments right across from one another. I remember my friend and I were at the thresholds of each of their apartments and we looked back at one another. He had a big sh!t eating grin, I had my head hung.

      I went inside of jumbotron’s apartment, noticed an abundance of cats then the lights went off. I felt like prey fed to the lions. I said to myself, fug it…you can handle this…two pump chump your way out of this and go get your friend.

      I tell you what, jumbotron put some ‘tang on me like I never had before. it was also my first shaved cooter. Her nimble @ss fugged me until daylight and then cooked me breakfast.

      I still have memories of the moonlight shining in through the window and seeing her @ss straddling me like as if I was a mechanical bull. She’d come down on me hard a fast but stop with the delicateness of a kitten on the downstroke.

      My friends chick ended up being a deadfug. Never would bet on the outcome of that night.

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      • I’d rather fuck a 8 who doesn’t know how to fuck than a 3 who does. I couldn’t walk through her door knowing I wouldn’t be able to get it up.

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      • on January 16, 2019 at 4:03 pm gunslingergregi

        he he he

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      • sheesh…no points for honoring thy bro code?

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      • All fat women have a biologically evolved instinct to swallow buckets of cum, as that is their only way to secure a high SMV man, as they wanteth nothing to do with ze beef cuhrtainz. Use fat girls for blowie only and just say youre not in the mood for sex.

        PIV…Dont do that to yourself. Dry spells may be mad, but she must only be allowed to drinketh ye cum.


      • on January 16, 2019 at 4:33 pm gunslingergregi

        hey my wife ugly as fuck
        her body perfect i fucked her till my dick bled
        and couldnt anymore
        broke her pelvis
        and broke my sternum nutting
        feel better he he he


      • tl;dr – beautiful girls can do anything, ugly girls have to do everything


      • on January 16, 2019 at 7:18 pm gunslingergregi

        tl;dr – beautiful girls can do anything, ugly girls have to do everything”””””

        not really an almost ten my dick didnt want we had mad fun at club bunch of times
        then one night had like 80 shots between us
        went out to truck i got in passenger side
        said not driving too drunk
        she turns truck on says i hate white boys
        and floors it
        into a metal pole on my side trying to kill me
        prob cause i would fuck shit out of ex ex but not her


      • on January 16, 2019 at 7:19 pm gunslingergregi

        prob lucky i had seatbelt on had bruises in shape of seatbelt for a long time


      • on January 16, 2019 at 8:34 pm Captain Obvious

        I would choose a hefty cow girl who could phuck my ba11s off & cook me a tasty meal & be an outstanding conversationalist over an HB8 pixie with big tits & a tight ass would couldn’t suck a doorknob & who cooked food that tasted like bowel movements & who never talked about anything moar sophisticated than Miley Cyrus & Katy Perry.

        Every [email protected] day of the week & Sunday too.


      • on January 16, 2019 at 10:04 pm Corinth Arkadin

        Buck, I knew you were Kool.


      • bucky bringin a tear to a nigga’s eye

        i’ve had some fat chicks that were good fucks…not bc of any real skill on their part just how they were into it and it got to me somehow

        but then again i had a hot 18yo and gd she was a good fuck, she came on command basically and just lost her marbles when i was smashing it

        some of the worst sex i ever had was a chick who turned out to be a hooker…what a disappointment on that one eh? She was 20yo and a 10.

        there isn’t a single chick I’m that ashamed of having fucked..someone got somethin to say, who were you fucking? probably your hand. Sometimes a pimp gotta climb up on a whale bc nothin better is available. oh well. i wanna be on my deathbed like Willie and Julio.

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    • on January 16, 2019 at 4:31 pm PBR Streetgang

      One morning, my nads were sad … the left nads said ‘Jeez, that was one ugly broad – it was a mistake to spooge in her mouth’ – The right nad said ‘Was I snoring? Wake me when the sex machine arrives…”, then went back to sleep.


  9. What about another category: The disillusionments.

    How many lays before one gets tired of the whole thing and focuses on more important endeavors ?

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  10. on January 16, 2019 at 2:57 pm clarence boddiker

    ah, the filler and forgotten fraction. These are a blur, the brain doesn’t remember names, just random tidbits of “hey, wow, you haven’t thought about that one girl in 10 years”


  11. “the plain jane with a hot bod who liked to snort bumps and cry herself to sleep at night in lovelorn despair”


    “the graceless flaunting of a taboo orifice offered with an awkwardly charming solicitation”

    are priceless

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    • or the graceless flaunting and the look of smug satisfaction…

      We were underaged in a nasty t!t-ty bar and my friend nudge me and said give me a dollar

      I was like no, that’s my beer money, you wanna tip, then use your money.

      He said give me a dollar and trust me

      I gave him a dollar and he led me the back of the joint. There we were greeted by an aged and haggardly woman that sat alone on a stool.

      He eagerly gave her my dollar. I gave him a look like what da fug you give a dollar to this woman for? He just smiled and said watch and wait.

      She bent over, grabbed her skirt, lifted it up and cocked one of her legs up on an adjoining bar stool. She folded the dollar bill in half lengthwise and placed it dead center of her snatch. She then proceeded to stretch her lips out about a foot on each side and tie not one knot, but a double knot around that dollar bill.

      Then she looked me in the eye with a look of smug satisfaction.


  12. What exactly are the The Ones? (with an s)?


  13. You missed the most important category: “The Mother of My Children”. She was never the best wife, but as an ex-wife she’s been a wonderful partner.

    There, in before CO…

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  14. Going back to the previous post about the wall… couldn’t Trump declare a national emergency but then redeploy a ton of troops he brought home from Syria (and more) to the border to set up a militarised barrier? You have to pay the soldiers’ wages anyway so they might as well be doing something useful.

    So you have a degree of border security indefinitely until the wall can be built or Trump leaves office. Then you say to the Dems the shutdown still continues until the wall gets funded, so either they stump up $5bn for the wall now, or wait until the cost of deploying all the soldiers and their gear to the border for hopefully 6 more years surpasses the cost of the wall.

    At that point they can’t oppose it on the grounds of cost as it would be cheaper in the long run than indefinitely deploying the army. And they can’t oppose it on the phony grounds that they want border security but ‘walls don’t work’ because deploying troops all along the border would definitely work, so they would be forced to support that instead of a wall. This seems more realistic to me than deploying the military to actually build the wall.


    • Cute that you think cost has a thing to do with opposition to the wall.

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      • on January 16, 2019 at 3:43 pm gunslingergregi

        funniest comment history of world


      • Yes I believe everything the Dems say in good faith. That’s why I’m here on this blog.

        Jesus Fuckin Christ.


      • on January 16, 2019 at 3:53 pm gunslingergregi

        better apologize i allways do when i take gods name in vein he he he

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      • Yes, it has more to do with psychology than an actual physical wall whether it’s made of adobe or steel.
        When Trump spoke of a wall I always thought of a figurative ‘wall’ (which may include a real wall) but would be any sort of barrier(mostly laws and sanctions) to keep illegals out. Even just a fence that can be climbed over is still demarcating your territory and telling people to keep out and the border isn’t free to cross.
        Libtards don’t like this idea because they want illegals to come here.If you drew a line on the ground warning illegals not to cross it the libtards wouldn’t like that either.


    • on January 16, 2019 at 5:06 pm Captain Obvious

      PO, read this story & its links & moar than 1200 kkk0mments


      • Wow. 10D interstellar virtual reality backgammon confirmed if true. I wonder if this ‘shutdown trap’ is negotiating leverage to get the wall funding approved or whether the wall was actually just the pretext for the shutdown and the real aim all along was to drain the federal swamp.

        Go Trump, you beautiful bastard.


      • on January 16, 2019 at 7:54 pm Captain Obvious

        If Trump were to do this – lay off the 85% which are [at best] dead weight in these worthless departments – there would be [email protected] 19th Century sh!tlords getting up out of their [email protected] and walking over broken glass to vote for him in 2020.

        Trump would get an obelisk on the mall which would make the Washington Monument seem cheap & puny by comparison.

        Of course, the Civil [email protected] would go hot as a result, but prevailing in the Hot Civil [email protected] would simply make his ultimate obelisk that much thicker and taller and harder.

        That much moar erect.

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      • I hope he actually does it.

        If he doesn’t, I won’t be surprised, but my groan of disappointment may still be audible for 200 miles.

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  15. I turn 32 today, and last week got the word that I DONT have cancer. These times bring upon a different view of the past, and man, did this post hit all the right notes. Like an old piano played by a young girl with an old soul, it resonated with me.

    Ah, guys like us have lived full lives. I could die today and be content with pussy I’ve slain, far too many to ever count, much less remember, but each one a brick laid at the foundation of the castle of my life.

    I’m great full for every one of you girls out there.
    I’m thankful to each and every one of you fuckers here to. Truer brothers I have never had this side of the military.

    Tonight I drink to you wankers

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  16. Could somebody luxuriating in deep diversity explain something to me? We are blessed with many Africans in my small Irish town whom I can always identify from behind even if they’re muffled in winter clothes, hats, scarves etc. I’ve tried pinning it down to gait, build etc. but it’s something else.

    I know I’m leaving myself open to facetious responses (they’re throwing away a banana skin etc.) but my ability to identify them genuinely puzzles me.


    • Gait…side to side listing with a waddle to push em forward vs using ones hips to propel themselves forwards. Their head moves side to side when they walk whereas ours stays more or less stationary on the X/Y plain due to the difference in propulsion techniques.


    • You were right with gait. I would also say swagger but that word has been forever ruined by Gen Z twats who insisted on shortening it to swag.


    • on January 16, 2019 at 3:42 pm gunslingergregi

      aint you gay kind of obvious why u would know
      dont they have extra bone in shin though


      • And the throwing of the banana peels as – ahh shit


      • No.
        But it could be a combinations of factors that you detect that are different from what you see in the native population.
        Well, I guess I should say that certain bones may be a different size. And compared to Caucasians Negroes have straighter calves with less of a curve.
        OK what I can definitely say is that Negroes have significantly greater skeletal weights and compact bones and this is true for life, from fetus to old age.
        Also greater limb weight. Shorter trunks longer extremities etc
        OK you can discuss anatomy but the fact that we can identify differences visually and even at a distance is a human trait. I can identify at a distance whether it’s a man or female and their approximate age but can’t really explain how I can do this.


    • The stench

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      • and the noise

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      • I wouldn’t say stench lol but there are subtle differences in scent where we’re not aware of smelling something and it just sort of registers in our brains.
        Even some expressions we use like “I don’t like the smell of this’ or “something just doesn’t smell right to me’ may be telling us something.
        How much do we communicate by smell?


      • The good doctor must be one of those who can’t detect nigger-stink.

        For those of us who are sensitive, it’s quite overwhelming. Stench sums it up. A cloying, sticky, vile sickly-sweet reek that clutches at the throat, making the gorge rise with queasiness.

        Of course, it’s useful in one way — you very often know when a nigger’s around. I can often smell them at 30 feet or so, and know to be on my guard.

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      • Even if your brain is not consciously understanding it,, your brain detects smells and registeres with your brain. Gait and clotheing is easily changed but smell is not.

        CH, I am sorry I have posted very many comments today early. I was typing with the left hand and i put post comment by a mistake.


      • I guess I just don’t come into contact with any.
        Perhaps I’ll go to the city and ride the John Rocker express :o)


    • on January 16, 2019 at 4:32 pm Southern WASP

      If they’re walking across a highway and there is no crosswalk nearby, it’s probably an African.

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    • They generally have longer limbs and shorter torsos. That’s about one of 50 million differences between our two better estranged species.

      They also have bigger butts. Thicker skulls. Thicker lips.

      Bigger noses and (so they say) a more acute sense of smell. Some say they have bigger dicks but let’s not.

      Smaller brains. Less developed frontal lobes. Perhaps bigger amygdalae.

      What else. Oh yeah. Thick curly black hair. Lack of facial hair. These are some of the basic signs, but surely you know this …


      • Bigger dicks is a myth.Believe it or not a German anthropologist did measurements in the 1800’s and they are a little smaller.
        Growers vs. showers. And since the only size that matters for sex is an erect size having a bigger flabby dick at rest is almost an annoyance.

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      • Well then the WHO has it all wrong as they give out larger condoms in Africa than Europe and larger in Europe than Asia.

        The myth is correct but the delta is 1″


    • on January 16, 2019 at 5:15 pm Captain Obvious

      In junior high skrewl [shortly after entering puberty], I could tell every single chick in the entire skrewl just from glancing at an ass walking about 50 or 75 feet ahead of me in the hall.

      You narratival-driven deductivistic legalists have got learn a sense of appreciation for the almighty power of the intuition springing from your hindbrains.

      For hundreds of millions of years, your ancestors sacrificed everything in order to endow you with that intuition.


      • Let’s say 2m years, anything human(within the genus Homo) The animal world is all a primitive matriarchy where the female has and can care(protect,feed etc) for the offspring on her own.Human females are too weak to do this and our mating strategy is entirely different from all other species.
        The male orangutan lives a solitary life swinging in the trees until a female in heat(ovulating) comes by then he comes down to bang her otherwise he never thinks of sex just like all other animals.
        The human female is always trying to attract men to stay in her vicinity(for protection and resources) and tries a variety of ways to do it, most of it subconscious and instinctive.


      • @Trav
        actually the largest condoms were always sold in England. Of course being a Boomer we never used these things and no one caught a disease or did females get knocked up(obviously they were using something but that was a female’s responsibility so we never asked)


    • hi irishsavant,

      come to newfoundland. we are all english and irish here. especially if you want a traditional life, there are lot of nice sweet good girls that want nothing more than marriage and babies with a good man. if you are from the old country girls will treat you like a celebrity. I only see a nigger about once every 6 months or so (only if I go to the big city to the hospital or costco). a lot of the same accent, sayings, and mannerisms as ireland and west county england. come and you’ll never regret it. cheers.

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    • Dude, they’re a different species. Of course you sense this. For me, I can tell by the way they walk.


      • Everyone on earth today is a Homo sapien. However, I’m not certain who is in that more elite subspecies called Homo sapiens sapiens.
        There’s also Homo sapiens idaltu another subspecies but it’s extinct so some people may be descendants of this group.
        And btw, anyone within the Homo genus is human whether it’s an archaic H habilis or modern H sapiens. Of course there are some cognitive and anatomical differences but not enough to disqualify them as humans.


    • on January 17, 2019 at 5:56 am CultwuralResilience from Mobile

      The big fat ass


    • Thanks for the responses guy….I’m now trying to put the new-found information into effect.

      Newfoundland Anon…good friend of mine just finished a two year project with the electrical utility there. Absolutely loved it. He swore that the locals spoke with Irish accents. He said the pubs there sounded like those in Wexford!

      You make it sound tempting but I’m now entering my dotage and beyond such a move.


    • Deyz walks wit a sheeeeeeiiiit


  17. That was depressing but you wrote it beautifuly. Bravo.


  18. There is men who will always stay in my memory also. I beleive probably for every woman it is the same,, not about sex but maybe some stone change along the 2ay


  19. on January 16, 2019 at 3:49 pm gunslingergregi

    The Lessons Learned

    You should have bedded a femme fatale or ten. She was wicked, manipulative, cold as ice, and impossible to pin down. She made a beta of you, and you never forgot it. Lesson learned.”””””

    i break em to the plow rofl


  20. “The Ones” is something all aspirants need to realize. I’ve found maybe two which means there’s more which means there’s no reason to let any girl put my balls in her purse.


    • on January 16, 2019 at 3:54 pm gunslingergregi

      yea then ya lower your standards and can have 8 million the ones

      Liked by 1 person

    • It has nothing to do with balls in Purses, it has everything to do with, “god, Amy was a sweet feminine beauty, wonder what would have happened if I hadn’t fucked all her friends and showed her videos of it when we got into a petty arguement… c’est la vie”

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    • on January 16, 2019 at 8:04 pm Captain Obvious

      >>>>> “I’ve found maybe two which means there’s more which means…”

      They come along MAYBE once every decade – if you’re lucky.

      Unlucky dudes might never meet one.

      And there cums a point in every man’s life when there just aren’t that many decades remaining anymoar.

      If you’re a high school kid or early college kid [17/18/19/20yo] who’s reading this blog, then you could maybe gamble and let one get away* and be fairly confident that you’ll cross paths with another when you’re, say, 30/31/32/33yo.

      But if you’re, say, late 30s or early 40s, and your prostate is starting to give you problems, and your knees hurt, and you’ve got sleep apnea, then the next time you cross paths with one, you need to ditch the Peter Pan Syndrome .

      Move IMMEDIATELY for bunz -> 0ven.

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      • on January 16, 2019 at 8:07 pm Captain Obvious

        *Although even with the high school/college guys, I’d say: Go for it.

        Put a bun in dat 0ven.

        The Frankfurt is laying waste to the collective White female psyche.

        Quality bun-in-0ven-worthy chicks are getting to be rarer than hens’ teeth.

        Knock ’em up as soon as they move over into the age of legal consent.

        Liked by 1 person

      • on January 16, 2019 at 8:09 pm Captain Obvious

        The Frankfurt School is laying waste to the collective White female psyche.


    • There is no “one” It was only really chance that you even ran into her. A minutes difference and you wouldn’t have met her. The ‘One’ is just a delusion that men suffer from. Probably has to do with scarcity.
      If for some reason Nature turned out a 100 females for every man and you constantly had to bang females I doubt if you would become obsessed with one.

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      • That is my point. There are many girls that you could potentially have kids with and love all the way to your death bed but I see all the time on other sites guys become game aware but they hold on to the disney fantasy of a “Perfect” girl for them when the reality there are many girls that you can be compatible with, be happy with and spend the rest of your life with. The thing that determines how many of these “Ones” that you meet is how open you are to the world and how much value you have acquired for yourself. When you realize these things the scarcity you mentioned goes away and even if you find one of them you don’t worry about losing them.


  21. For me, the Nostalchicks always come through in spring/early summer. When the sun starts shining, night life becomes less of a chore, you can feel that warm breeze get closer and closer every day, the clothes shorten and the smiles widen…this is always when I’ve found the ones that give the warmest memories. In contrast, late summer girls always have the slight pang of “well now we won’t be alone for the holidays” and winter girls feel like you’re sharing an igloo until the sun rises.


    • Light the fire in Winter and bang ’em on the bearskin rug.


      • There’s some kind of connection there. The one Nostalchick in particular that I miss the most, we first banged in front of the fireplace on a bitterly cold night. There was always that sensual element with her, unlike with the Sex Machine chicks.


  22. Every man has “the one”, but only a few good men have “the ones”.

    no to both – perhaps I was a bit jaded before puberty


  23. ahh the wholesome country chick that I met at beach week. The one that got away…

    well not really…she went off to college and started telling me how she was being passed around be a bunch of orcs. Of course I was done with her at that point.

    Fast forward and I see her on BookFace with a happy, good looking, wyatt family. If only her husband knew a basketball team had been ran through her.


    • Tell him. He deserves to know. Right?


      • on January 16, 2019 at 4:45 pm PBR Streetgang



      • on January 16, 2019 at 5:21 pm Captain Obvious


        Their White children need a White father in the house.

        Liked by 1 person

      • on January 16, 2019 at 5:22 pm Captain Obvious

        And a White father who isn’t hopelessly broken-spirited at that.


      • I don’t disagree with the basis of your statement, Captain, but consider …

        Would you want to know, if someone, perhaps known to you and perhaps not, had real evidence of “your” wife behaving in that way?


      • on January 16, 2019 at 5:35 pm gunslingergregi

        if she did it when with him yea


      • on January 16, 2019 at 5:36 pm gunslingergregi

        if in past shit every bitch in america prob have to get told on


      • on January 16, 2019 at 5:42 pm Captain Obvious

        >>>>> “Would you want to know”


        You move forward into the future with what you’ve got – the past might as well not even exist.

        An intact non-adulterated family is SACRED.

        If the [email protected] is removed from the house, the little girls will b!rth melungeon abominations & the little boys will get their d!cks cut off and become trannies.

        We are in an all-out darwinian war to extinction with the Frankfurt School.

        And we can’t afford any more casualties.

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      • Agreeing with CO, it was in the past and she has a wonderful nuc-lear fambly to show for it. I don’t know the guy, but things worked out well, so who am I to destroy our future hope.


      • Stay out of it.

        To paraphrase the Bard, whoever robs a man of his peace of mind steal that which enriches himself not, but makes the other guy poor indeed.


    • if it didn’t happen while they were together, i don’t see any point in telling him now

      shiz like that leaves a mark on a girl so that chick no doubt has many signs of past sluttitude that he’s either accepted or thought he could [email protected] out of her.
      even if he doesn’t know she did that, he’s already with the garbage chick and chose to w1fe her up.


      • on January 16, 2019 at 5:47 pm Captain Obvious

        The dude doesn’t even figure into the [email protected] equation.

        All that matters is his White ch!ldrens’ FUTURE.

        And their future is maximized with him in the house as the Master of the house.

        Remove him from the house, and their future is destroyed – in the blink of an eye.

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      • No, this happened years before they met/engaged/wed.

        She was actually the most wholesome chick that I had ever met at that time, so to find out she was sharking in college was a surprise and a huge blow. Probably ‘went wild’ for a bit, though I know it’s not an excuse.

        Ended up birthing more solid Americans, so maybe its a draw.


      • at this point sure

        still sad that the dude chose a sloot to raise his kids. but again, i have no doubt there were signs of her slutty past even if he didn’t know all the details.

        sloots have a way about them that is always there if you’re willing to open your eyes and see it. so sad maybe but he w1fed her up by choice. he made this bed and has to suffer the consequences for that.

        ideally, he would dump the dirty sloot and take the kids from her


      • on January 16, 2019 at 8:17 pm Captain Obvious

        >>>>> “She was actually the most wholesome chick that I had ever met at that time”

        Within the last two or three days, somebody was talking about chicks such as Kimberly Guilfoyle & Jeff Bozo’s Trannie, who cycle through Alphas as though they were playing with ch!ldren.

        And I was saying that some chicks simply have “Girl Game”.

        They can make a guy fell wanted and needed and l0ved like nothing he’s ever experienced in his life.

        They’ve got a warmth about them where just the feel of their cheek next to his can make a guy’s knees weak.

        And if this dude has got a situation like that, and a bunch of beautiful unadulterated ch!ldren by her, then LET HIM LIVE THE DREAM.

        Tattling on her mudsharkery would be sadistically evil.

        And it would destroy the kids’ lives.


    • There are no wholesome or good or bad women. Like in that song ‘Girls Just Wanna Be Banged’ They are all the same and females who don’t want sex are defective because they will never have offspring.
      They all do the same things and the only difference is how they do them which we sometimes refer to as class.


    • dang das nasty


  24. Then there are those whose names you remember, but force yourself to forget, because to invoke memories of them is as if to invoke a past demonic possession. To even think of them is to channel raw evil.
    It is possible to train the mind to forget the names and faces. Especially when well motivated to do so.


  25. You should be every one of your ex’s best mistake.


    • on January 16, 2019 at 4:45 pm gunslingergregi

      yea uhh this chick said she would put my name on her face
      so uhh get ex and ex ex
      to do it they will know rofl


    • That’s dumb shit right there “leave em better than you found em” is the dumb shit virgins say.
      Reality is, when you love em and leave em, it fucks them up, and a certain type of man loves and leaves a lot, and women love that type of man. So my point is there are large swaths of several US states that are partially broken as humans due to the pain I’ve delivered, a tiny amount of them didn’t deserve it.
      It’s the think man-player paradox. We do what we do knowing what the outcome will be for them, we may even try to jokingly warn them. They never listen, we never care, and they get hurt.
      We aren’t their best mistake, we’re their bitterest memory.

      And I may be quickly catching up to gun in drunkenness. Expect copious references from CH greatest hits. From duck faces to buns in over, from TheSpiritWithin to CO dropping Jew memes, we got it all baby

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  26. on January 16, 2019 at 4:53 pm gunslingergregi

    The key to a healthy repository of memories is to never stop adding to it.”””””””

    it was fucking crazy
    at the tattoo parlor
    ex ex fucking in chair
    the dude draws greg across her face
    he about to start needling
    i’m like no i can’t let her do it
    still gives me warm fuzzy hahahahahahhhaha


  27. on January 16, 2019 at 4:55 pm gunslingergregi

    if you really hardcore though
    imagine what having ten bitches walking round with your name on their face do for your cred he he he


  28. on January 16, 2019 at 5:01 pm gunslingergregi

    middle of city stuck in parking lot ex ex runs off top of truck just fucking jumps i barely fucking catch her
    her leg at my shoulder swung around caught
    never dropped her ass
    she used to jump off everything


    • on January 16, 2019 at 5:28 pm Captain Obvious

      Sh!t like that’s gonna throw your back out.

      B!tch better give you about ten Gunny Jrs if she’s gonna throw out your back.


    • on January 16, 2019 at 5:31 pm gunslingergregi

      i fucking loved ex ex
      got fucked up though and cant fuck her


      • on January 16, 2019 at 5:48 pm Captain Obvious

        >>>>> “got fucked up though and cant fuck her”



      • on January 16, 2019 at 5:56 pm gunslingergregi

        drove three days up to north dakota she didnt come see me drove three days
        she got me to send loot to her saying she pregnant
        and was mine
        not pregnant
        i slept ok in truck in winter though and woke up to cold drinks


      • on January 16, 2019 at 5:58 pm gunslingergregi

        the connection broke
        except for when she climbed on my dick and raped me and i rolled her over and got off her
        without finishing
        three years or so ago
        that was it


      • on January 16, 2019 at 6:01 pm gunslingergregi

        the romance was gone
        but yea we still hang she tries to make up
        for the bullshit
        maybe or maybe has an evil plan whatevs


      • on January 16, 2019 at 8:23 pm Captain Obvious

        >>>>> “drove three days up to north dakota… drove three days back…”

        The heat ki11ed all your L’il Swimmers.

        Sitting in a chair [or a driver’s seat] for hours at a time, wearing both briefs and pants, boils your nads & makes you completely infertile.


  29. on January 16, 2019 at 5:08 pm gunslingergregi

    went out to middle of fucking ocean no land in site
    with wife
    standing in like 5 feet of water
    i’m on high alert
    faced the shark fear though he he he
    trav may have one upped me
    allthough i was looking for fins plan was hand to hand with shark if one came
    came back bamboo fucking pier
    its three small pieces bamboo to walk on 100 yards into ocean
    and one piece each side handrails
    like indiana jones type shit
    im getting off boat helping my wife over
    and the fucking boat moves away from pier
    im doing a fucking split
    i reach for handrail my hand goes right through it breaking it
    im holding my wife sideways with one hand
    and slowly pulling the boat’
    to the dock
    and get her on the pier
    he he he


  30. “The Lessons Learned

    You should have bedded a femme fatale or ten. She was wicked, manipulative, cold as ice, and impossible to pin down. She made a beta of you, and you never forgot it. Lesson learned.”

    What brought me here.

    I had to learn to remember who I was.
    “I’m back baby!” (George Castanza)

    Love is indeed a mans notion, just like everything else noble.


  31. Another category:

    The older woman

    At 15, she was 27 and DTF, no mental games

    Mid 20s, she was mid to upper 30s, tried to use her cooter as a mind control device. It didn’t work though because I didn’t give a fug. Just another hole to me, though to her credit, she gave the 2nd greatest BJ in my life.

    She went crazy one night because the Spock-like mind control cooter techniques had no affect on me. She started destroying my boat, so she went for a swim. That cooled her jets, lol


  32. on January 16, 2019 at 5:29 pm gunslingergregi

    ex begged me to beat her for like a fucking year
    i finally gave in
    she like punch me as hard as u can
    so i do
    broke my fucking hand
    i’m like its broke
    she like no its not
    you never showed pain
    well yea bitch im a fucking man
    im like touch the bone poking my skin up
    she wouldn’t grossed out he he he
    man i was in mass pain for two months’
    the va punished me by putting the metal bar in the bone sticking out past my knuckle
    so every time it hit or bumped something mass pain
    i took my medicine prob shouldnt of hit a bitch like that even if she begged but shit why not she an adult


    • damn, got nothing on that


    • on January 16, 2019 at 6:04 pm gunslingergregi

      well she saw me knock a dude out both his shoes
      guess she wanted that rofl
      she knew she deserved it
      more than likely i didn’t hit her that hard
      it was a speed punch
      not a power he he he


      • on January 16, 2019 at 6:05 pm gunslingergregi

        but her half nigger skull beat my hand though she looks white with red hair head and pussy


      • on January 16, 2019 at 6:13 pm gunslingergregi

        guess only one dude ever knocked her out
        some nog she told no to sex too
        and her dad did shit about it and neither did anyone else
        so i guess she wanted to relive it in more controlled environment
        and also prob like why aint this dude beating the shit out of me all the time all my nog boyfriends did
        it aint love if ya aint getting broke
        so yea think we can do without the nogs beating on white bitches
        and send em to africa or whereever’
        there no benefit


      • on January 16, 2019 at 6:16 pm gunslingergregi

        even my nog bro in iraq was talking about training a white bitch
        and they gave her a concusion off the headboard
        and he caught feelings for her
        and the other dudes made fun of him
        he like all blacks love white woman because they do anything for their man
        but shit only white dudes should be getting that
        blacks need to make they own bitches booo fucking hoo if they dont want em


      • on January 16, 2019 at 6:21 pm gunslingergregi

        her past nog boyfriend she dated when 16 or so she says 18
        like 300 pounds and over 6 foot
        she said they used to fight and she used to beat shit out of him
        then he started beating shit out of her but she won fights
        funnily enough
        when she punched me like 7 times in head and i let her
        i didn;t feel it
        so yea she was just getting the sh8it beat out her
        i told her dont ever do that again


      • on January 16, 2019 at 6:24 pm gunslingergregi

        just like she told me i could rape her
        and told my counselor i could and shit
        like what the literal fuck have niggers done to her


      • on January 16, 2019 at 6:28 pm gunslingergregi

        why ex gets away with shit
        and ex ex gets away with shit cause mass kids
        think ex finally broke connection though and ex ex too
        so it just fucked


      • on January 16, 2019 at 6:29 pm gunslingergregi

        not fucking ex ex though i get paid gas money for rides so i guess it works out


      • on January 17, 2019 at 8:13 am gunslingergregi

        same nog bro i headlock slammed on the gravel
        then he got behind me had me locked on stomach
        an asked permission to body slam me lol
        im like the fuck, yea
        body slammed me
        when we had our fucking little fight club at cedar
        maybe nogs are programmed to protect white dudes
        why the fuck do i get along with em so well
        but like everyone i meet gets fucked up by em
        i feel like i got to protect people from em
        but i could go next door and be rowdier than they can


      • on January 17, 2019 at 8:25 am gunslingergregi

        even the next door neighbors toned it down
        but shit why are houses built to hear everything
        like theres no place to let loose and go crazy and scream at god
        i feel kind of bad in way that they cant play there music loud as fuck
        but listening to rap on high volume all day makes me want to kill people


      • on January 17, 2019 at 8:27 am gunslingergregi

        why the fuck do i get along with every race creed nationality
        but everyone else seems to get fucked up


    • on January 16, 2019 at 9:50 pm Corinth Arkadin

      I got nothing.


      I don;t know weather to shit or go blind with you, gunny.


    • I remember this sicko coming to the Q-bar at the hotel ABQ taking the free salsa lessons and hoping that men would dance with him. The disguise was so bad I thought maybe he lost a bet. That was a few years ago when I had business in town. Just his presence queered up the place. I only saw him there 2 or 3 times. Guess he had no real interest in dancing just feeding his perversion. Still looks like a man. I recall saying to a woman I was dancing with that he should find a perversion that matches his countenance and body type. Just like in the video he moved and talked like a male.

      Don’t Bezos and his side chick both have roots in ABQ? I really enjoyed the vibe of the place back then. Diversity without the identity hang ups. So different from DC. Hope this anti white craziness hasn’t infected that place too.


  33. on January 16, 2019 at 6:15 pm California southpaw.

    If only a virgin rolled it on her thighs.


  34. Actually grateful to my “lessons learned” GF. I was a desperate college freshman and put up with her feminist crap. And she gave the worst BJs ever. Looking back I think she was bad on purpose. But after she broke up with me it triggered a fair amount of game without even realizing it — ZFG, I was the prize, etc. Every GF after that (and wife of 33 yrs.) was much better looking and I was way more confident and savvy.


  35. on January 16, 2019 at 6:50 pm Reinald Vallejo

    Five stars. Bravo.


  36. Cold hard truth- my life has been 90% filler.

    I could fill a book with some pretty entertaining assignations (everything ranging from having to scale a broad’s security fence like a ninja warrior/beaner fence hopper after she locked me in… to thinking I killed a broad who bounced off my dick an onto the concrete floor of my loft. She hit her head and didn’t move for 3 minutes.)

    Genuine connections? I could count them on one hand (and it wouldn’t even take the entire hand.)

    Glad you’re all my bros.


    • on January 16, 2019 at 7:10 pm gunslingergregi

      When your time comes to die, be not like those whose hearts are filled with fear of death, so that when their time comes they weep and pray for a little more time to live their lives over again in a different way. Sing your death song, and die like a hero going home.

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    • on January 16, 2019 at 8:25 pm Captain Obvious

      >>>>> “Genuine connections? I could count them on one hand (and it wouldn’t even take the entire hand.)”

      I’m telling you, you’re lucky if you cross paths with A Keeper even just once per decade.


  37. on January 16, 2019 at 7:35 pm gunslingergregi

    ex wife
    think tried to pick her up
    she said no
    picked up another chick was taking her out club
    said to ex wife
    you missed your chance
    next week she was ready to go he he he
    i mean yea had too get past anti slut defense which at time didnt know what that was
    naaa not to have sex
    just hang out
    she goes
    yea kissing and shit yea it was hot
    fucked and kept fucking
    some sarge was like she cant stay in room when u guys go pt
    exwife girlfriend at time used to wait in car for hour just so she could spend another hour and half with me
    used to iron my bdus for like 4 hours
    you could stand my uniform up and it stayed from the starch lol
    could cut someone with the creases


    • on January 16, 2019 at 7:40 pm gunslingergregi

      sent letters to me in bosnia every fucking day
      mail call in front of whole platoon every fucking day
      nobody in over 300 people got that
      baked cheese pretzels ans box of candy like every three
      some dude cried cause i didnt want to share my homebaked pretzels
      shit i shared everything else but that
      my girlfriend showed his wife how to make the pretzels
      bitch went to bakery and bought the shit
      whole point he wanted made with love yea he got love from a stranger i guess
      so yea real love lust i guess he he he
      yea i been luckier than i prob deserve


  38. on January 16, 2019 at 7:44 pm gunslingergregi

    i guess why people cheer for me in clubs and take pics
    its rare to see people with a connection and thats the only type of bitch i take to club


  39. on January 16, 2019 at 8:06 pm gunslingergregi

    life aint fucking fair


  40. on January 16, 2019 at 8:08 pm gunslingergregi

    or maybe it is


  41. on January 16, 2019 at 8:10 pm gunslingergregi

    yea i do kind of wonder if i kept going just how many woman would rock my name on their face


  42. CH, you are one damn good writer. Thanks.


  43. on January 16, 2019 at 8:17 pm gunslingergregi

    even if i get an 18 year old and fuck the shit out of her for couple years im gonna get tired of fucking her all the time and ill slow down and she still gonna want to fuck all the time
    my body got natural game i guess
    but do i want to do that again


  44. Great post. 100% spot on.


  45. Here’s a question
    Why did Trump run?

    He could be retired now playing golf in Florida.
    Instead he and his family are in grave danger.

    If I was him I’d walk away and say ‘fuck this country. It’s done. Turn it into Mexico ‘
    Let the whole corrupt clown world collapse.

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  46. I’d add one more category: The Wife.

    I know CH ain’t married, but many of us are. The Wife is the one good enough, tolerable enough, and sexy enough to keep around long-long-term, and have children by.

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  47. Fuck that was beautiful writing. Glad to see the original host still lingers the ancient halls of this humble Chateau. Now I wait for the book to fill my hunger for the wisdom of the dark art of seduction.


    • That Korean mother is thinking , this is worse than that time she wanted a dog.
      Much worse :o) I should have let her get the puppy that I said was too dirty to keep in the house.


  48. on January 16, 2019 at 9:48 pm Corinth Arkadin

    I have pretty much forgotten every woman I have ever fucked, except the first and the last one.

    Haven’t rad the comments yet, so forgive me if I have echoed someone else’s sentiments.


  49. Thanks for the memories… it’s been a heck of a ride.


    • Amazing, most of them appear to be White Only one subhuman in the lot, fortunately. 😉 And it looks like none of the White women were mudsharking — it’s kind of a miracle.

      It’s also interesting that none of the women are probably above a 6. I’ve noticed that phenomenon here in my little city as well — I see White couples with 2, 3, even 4 to 6 kids, pretty frequently, but the women, though pleasant-looking in many cases, are plain.

      Contrary to probably most of the PUA chaps, I actually think this may be a good thing. White women’s beauty may have gotten excessive. Time to dial back their physical advantages a bit, get rid of that ego-inflating beauty, and select for personality rather than looks in the White female.


  50. Despite the grim politics of our times and talk here, it’s good to see this blog occasionally strike something of its earlier, more light-hearted PUA note from time to time – Skittles Man and all.

    Though Rome with all its fiddlers may burn in the end – and perhaps it already has – might not some of us yet live on a little to dance amidst the ruins?


    • I hope you can enjoy it, brother. Sincerely.

      For me, the darkness is already total and universal. There is nothing that I encounter in life any more that doesn’t have the poisoned shadow of our time thrown across it. I envy those who can escape the touch of doom for a while, and hope that they continue to do so.


    • on January 17, 2019 at 8:33 am gunslingergregi

      what it all started out bashing on how fucked up woman were trolalalollalol


  51. Back on topic, as a man you should have fucked enough women that they become mostly indistinguishable from one another. It’s like that movie, “Brewster’s Millions” where the protagonist has to spend $40 million in a month to get the whole $400 mill inheritance, the premise being that after blowing that much cash, a dollar will cease to have meaning.

    It is only when you find that one vag is much the same as another that you can begin to develop an eye for quality.


  52. A CH post written with some classical flourish. I almost shed a tear.


  53. on January 17, 2019 at 9:59 pm septentrionist

    Lust is a deadly sin. Please keep in mind your eternal soul above yuor satisfaction of primitive limbic rewards.


  54. on January 18, 2019 at 7:12 am gunslingergregi

    The key to a healthy repository of memories is to never stop adding to it.”””””””’

    yea think hanging in dc will add to memories